Demonpenz Fridays thoughts

[Demonpenz]

I sometime open two tabs of chiefs planet trying to get Twice as much chiefs planet. then i will minmize...then 5 minutes later open another window and go to chiefs planet it again, trying to get more chiefs planet.

[Demonpenz]

One good thing about loving potato salad is you get a free cereal bowl with every purchase.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

One good thing about loving potato salad is you get a free cereal bowl with every purchase.

LMAO Golden.

[Demonpenz]

Write "REFILL MOTHER FUCKER!" on your cup before you go into a gas station to get mountain dew. Saves you on average 45 dollars a year.

[talastan]

Okay Demonpenz, this has to be a regular Friday post IMO. Classic!! ROFL

[Demonpenz]

always take an energy drink to a sports bar when you are watching a game.

[Demonpenz]

when selling things on craigslist your shit is probably worth half of what you are selling it. to have fun i ususally inquire about halo 2 for 44 dollars

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Quit trying to win the post count war. It's annoying!

[Nixhex]

And now, Deep Thoughts

By Demonpenz

[Demonpenz]

There's no reason to beat yourself up over anything but you have pissed off, disrespected, or beat up your FRIENDS, or Family Members you like. If you have more than 5 friends evaluate friends closely, most likely they have a few minutes to fill by talking to you and care more about their throw pillows than you. Wasting time on what people think is pointless and stupid, drummer from different band thinks you suck, good great get laid drummer fuck yourself with the largest set of drumsticks you can find asshole. People think you do drugs,drink,masterbate, think to much? Fuck em if you are happy. Tell them oh ok you want to hang out and make sure I don't do what you want me to do? Cool, if you don't fuck yourself hard.

[Gonzo]

:D

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[Demonpenz]

If someone or something is pissing you off write down how much you fucking hate them and you wish they would die and burn in hell, then tear up the paper, don't give it to them

[Demonpenz]

:D

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guitar stand....if you are responsible buy one it could save you a guitar, if you aren't and are a dipshit like me you will end up with a broken guitar and guitar stand

[Demonpenz]

Being alone isn't as bad as being with annoying people

[Deberg_1990]

This isnt as good as your fatchatter random threads.

Thread fail

[Demonpenz]

always keep condoms in your "condom" place, digging through last weeks laundry and finding one in your cargo pants is unacceptable

[ChiefJustice]

Airwolf can not save this thread

[Demonpenz]

If the aldi's guy gets you in and out in a good amount of time write a short letter to a manager with praise and you may get a coupon, which for aldi's means your shit is free.

[Demonpenz]

5 dollar footlongs aren't the best for eating, but could be useful if you get stranded, always keep a meatball sub in your glovebox just in case.

[ChiefJustice]

Being alone isn't as bad as being with annoying people



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[Demonpenz]

sometimes the food off your grill falls below and catches fire, don't clean this out, saves you propane if you just like prior food do the heating

[Demonpenz]

taking baths instead of showers may waste water, but atleast you can really listen to sports radio, and your legs will be cleaner than dongers

[Demonpenz]

go through your ugly shirts and wear one when you are doing yard work or shopping then take it off and say to everyone "wow I am really getting alot of miles out of this shirt!"

[88TG88]

Why can't there be a demonpenz thought thread for everyday ?

[Demonpenz]

When carrying around your xbox 360 in a suitcase...think wisel of what you are going to say is in your suitcase. I chose wrongly and said school stuff, now I have to enroll in masters classes to keep from being a liar.

[Donger]

I don't believe that Demonpenz only has such thoughts on Friday. I'd guess that he has them with regular rapidity.

[Demonpenz]

Move your car chair forward and dig out the birds nest of hair, cheetos hot fries, and funyons from your seat and throw them out. Not doing so ensures you will waste 30 seconds of gas station vacuum time unclogging the thing

[Demonpenz]

when your place doesn't look tidy, don't get frusted, just throw everything out that isn't carpet.

[Bugeater]

Why haven't you updated your blog since May 8th?

[Demonpenz]

When you pull this move you better run the next red light, you don't want other cars staring at you

[Demonpenz]

thank you electric space heaters and pull top ravioli cans. Never have to leave the couch for dinner

[Demonpenz]

Why haven't you updated your blog since May 8th?

blog on fat chatter or where?

[Bugeater]

blog on fat chatter or where?
http://demonpenz.blogspot.com/

[Demonpenz]

lol no one reads that there, i can count on some accidental clicks atleast here

[Mr. Flopnuts]

No matter how much you dislike pickles, it is the only thing you can do with a cucumber.

[Demonpenz]

No matter how much you dislike pickles, it is the only thing you can do with a cucumber.

come on, you and I and streaming porn sites know that's not true

[Crush]

No matter how much you dislike pickles, it is the only thing you can do with a cucumber.


Sold exclusively in Japan during the Summer of 2007.


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[Demonpenz]

i want to go in a time machine and put 4 dollars in my dad's wallet and by young demon some golden grahams

[Dayze]

When carrying around your xbox 360 in a suitcase...think wisel of what you are going to say is in your suitcase. I chose wrongly and said school stuff, now I have to enroll in masters classes to keep from being a liar.

ROFL

[Baby Lee]

:D

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Who here knew DP got Michael Jackson's nose in the will?

[Demonpenz]

I went to wal mart saturday morning to be an ethernet chord (how the fuck do we not have one at my parents house with so many computers i will never know) anyway I was ready for the full wal mart experience. It did not dissapoint. First off I parked way the hell away. Someone parked next to me and the wind flew open and hit my car. Uhh ok sweet. then walking towards the wal mart a older man carrying a baby was 10 feet from the cross walk and for some reason decided to sprint across the cross walk. Now a car had been waiting and he thought the old guy with a baby was going to wait to go. so what transpired was the car flooring it and the guy running. Two stupid idiots in a race against time, and getting to ryans for a 3.99 Lunch buffett. The guy with a baby made it barely catching his feet after stumbling on the curb. A curb that was painted yellow but was missing lots of yellow because of people hitting it with their 93 ford taurus. Alright made it to the Wal mart entrance. Mad sure i had diet GT cola just in case the wal mart trip turned into an hour long event. First think I hear when i am walking back to the first checkout line is "My grandbaby has the same color hair" I turn around and the cashier that said that looked to be in her mid thirty's. there were a couple of workers at the wal mart who were helpful but I a pretty sure they had aids or lepersy. So I go to the ethernet place and some Wal Mart guy was asking which router was the strongest. Now I am not up to date on the router since i run 801 G (or whatever the fuck won't stream movies to my xbox 360 correctly) and this guy asked if they would be able to get the internet in Kansas City with the router this strong (801 A) I think he was joking but there was no laughter to be heard. The worker stopped picking his scabs for a second and said 1000 feet was probably the max. Then the trucker guy asked How do dem airplanes get the internet.......uh ok time to grab my ethernet card and leave. I went to the self checkout line and scanned my shit thinking about stealing one of the items a bought. No dice. I did scan my diet Gt cola at the self checkout line and i said item not found. My internal clock was more than buzzing at this point as I got the hell out of there and didn't even stop to play bearclaw.