****Official "Dennis Dixon Looks Legit" SNF Game Thread****

[OnTheWarpath15]

Can't believe this game is in the 2nd quarter, and no game thread was started.

7-7.

[cdcox]

I was going to start this tread and call it

****OFFICIAL Dennis Dixon > Matt Cassel Thread ****

[OnTheWarpath15]

Probably would have gotten more traffic that way.

[DeezNutz]

Another Sanchez thread. Unfuckingbelievable.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Another Sanchez thread. Unfuckingbelievable.

ROFL

[OnTheWarpath15]

Another Sanchez thread. Unfuckingbelievable.

LMAO

[dirk digler]

I predict this will be the fastest played game in NFL history

[Marcellus]

I predict this will be the fastest played game in NFL history

Lots of passing so far.

[Jerm]

If anyone saw the pre-game, Hines Ward all but trashed Roethlisberger and completely threw him under the bus regarding his injury.

Ridiculous. The guy is a friggin' douche of the highest degree.

[Pioli Zombie]

This shows me what a great coach Tomlin is. Most coaches get all "we must protect the new qb at all costs" and they completely shit down their owmn team. It always made much more sense to me to run your normal offense. Sure the new guy will make mistakes and you'll maybe get half your normal production. But half is better than zero. You give your player a chance by opening it up. You drafted him because you though he could play.
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[Pioli Zombie]

If anyone saw the pre-game, Hines Ward all but trashed Roethlisberger and completely threw him under the bus regarding his injury.

Ridiculous. The guy is a friggin' douche of the highest degree.
Really? What exactly did he say? That he is a pussy for not playing or something?
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[ChiefsCountry]

:)
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4695108&postcount=1556

[dirk digler]

Lots of passing so far.

For the Ravens. The Steelers are pretty much running every play.

[LaChapelle]

Another rookie QB pushes Sanchez down the list/easy peasy

[Jerm]

Really? What exactly did he say? That he is a pussy for not playing or something?
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Basically.

Pretty much called him out and questioned how bad he was injured and went on to say that 50% of the locker room agrees with him and thinks Big Ben should play.

He tried to compare playing with a hurt knee to playing with a concussion, etc.

It was completely out of left field and he looked like a completely uninformed dumbass.

[dirk digler]

haha Ray Ray gets busted for holding

[OnTheWarpath15]

haha Ray Ray gets busted for holding

That wasn't Ray, that was Ngata.

And it was the right call, IMO.

[Galileo Humpkins]

There's something about Hines Ward that makes me want to visit his mother's house and not wipe my feet before entering.

What a godless douche monster.

[Easy 6]

That run was CLUTCH, he looked & waited for something to open up til the last possible second...then made his move.

Someone is always going to try to Show Up for the Steelers.

[dirk digler]

That wasn't Ray, that was Ngata.

And it was the right call, IMO.

my bad I thought they said Ray.

[notorious]

That run was CLUTCH, he looked & waited for something to open up til the last possible second...then made his move.

Someone is always going to try to Show Up for the Steelers.

That's what real coaching mixed with talent gets you.

[notorious]

There's something about Hines Ward that makes me want to visit his mother's house and not wipe my feet before entering.

What a godless douche monster.

That smug smile of his pisses me off a little bit.

The tomahawk chop he did at Arrowhead last week didn't boost my opinion of him very much.

[dirk digler]

Damn that took away a great pass

[tk13]

Hochuli and his merry band of flag throwers.

[ChiefsCountry]

And we would all love Hines Ward to death if he was here in KC.

[Thig Lyfe]

Damn that took away a great pass

And a great catch.

Dixon is making the most out of this opportunity.

[dirk digler]

And we would all love Hines Ward to death if he was here in KC.

I actually like Ward he is one of my favorite players. He loves the game and plays hard on every snap.

[chefsos]

Damn that took away a great pass

If you're talking about Holmes down the sideline, I agree. Pretty amazing body control there.

[Pioli Zombie]

I don't know. I'm not sure Blacks possess the neccesities to play quarterback.
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[Thig Lyfe]

I say we trade Cassel for Dixon.

[dirk digler]

I wonder if Oher gets any money off that movie

[dirk digler]

Ok I might be wrong about a fast game. Good old Ed is fucking this up

[Pioli Zombie]

Oh my God they are telling the same Oher stories we just heard an hour ago!!!
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[tk13]

Jump in there Ed! Clarify the substitution! You da man!

[dirk digler]

JFC Ed

[Pioli Zombie]

Mecca was right. Flacco sucks.
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[chefsos]

If Flacco hits Clayton in stride, that's six.

[Pioli Zombie]

"At halftime Bob,Tony,and Rodney talk about Michael Oher and "The Blindside"
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[Pioli Zombie]

If Flacco hits Clayton in stride, that's six.
Oh Fuckin sweet Moses shut up!!!!
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[notorious]

The fade actually works?

Holy fucking shit!!!!!!

[LaChapelle]

Any Mason Dixon jokes

[Pioli Zombie]

The NFL wants Dixon to succeed because he's Black
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[Pioli Zombie]

Its amazing what Michael Oher went through even before he met the family.
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[Dylan]

Steelers defense needs to step up in the second half

Steelers are lucky they are down just seven pts

[Pioli Zombie]

Can you just imagine how hideous Andrea Kramer looks in the morning WITHOUT makeup??
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[dirk digler]

that is a fumble

[Dylan]

Can you just imagine how hideous Andrea Kramer looks in the morning WITHOUT makeup??
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http://southeasternfoxbodies.com/forums/images/smilies/ponder.gif

[Pioli Zombie]

Playing Dixon was an admirable social experiment. Maybe they can convert him into a wide receiver where he doesn't need to think and he can just use the natural physical gifts his people were bred for.
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[Buehler445]

Jesus PZ. Calm the fuck down.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Another rookie QB pushes Sanchez down the list/easy peasy

Definitely more embarrassing than your experienced franchise QB getting yanked for Brodie Croyle after pissing down his own leg all day, yes.

[Pioli Zombie]

Sandra Bullock needs to tell Flacco to release the ball sooner.
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[Dylan]

Can't believe this game is in the 2nd quarter, and no game thread was started.

7-7.

Why? Given that it's like the 3rd week in a row :shake:

[Galileo Humpkins]

Whoever the parents are to those kids most certainly pumped Andro XS into their baby formula.

[Pioli Zombie]

Definitely more embarrassing than your experienced franchise QB getting yanked for Brodie Croyle after pissing down his own leg all day, yes.
Cassel STILL had more fantasy points than Sanchsuck. That's how bad Boy Wonder is.
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[Dylan]

Whoever the parents are to those kids most certainly pumped Andro XS into their baby formula.


Ha ha! they were cute, though -- they probably play with a lot of heart... lol

[keg in kc]

So he hasn't been sacked yet? Makes one wonder a bit about Roethlisberger and his heroic 'it takes 15 guys to get me down' thing.

[Pioli Zombie]

How come there aren't any Chinese NFL quarterbacks? Or Pakistani? Or French-Canadien?
Hell, even the Jews got one (Rosenfels)
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[Pioli Zombie]

Ha ha! they were cute, though -- they probably play with a lot of heart... lol
Cute? Cute??? What do you mean cute?
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[keg in kc]

Hell of a sack there.

[Pioli Zombie]

Timmons looked scary on that one. Like the scary childhood of Michael Oher.
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[Dylan]

Cute? Cute??? What do you mean cute?
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cute little kids that are dressed up to look like baby ravens :D

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Cassel STILL had more fantasy points than Sanchsuck. That's how bad Boy Wonder is.
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ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

He throws fucking fantasy points back at me!!!!!

You got balls, kid. I'll give you that much.ROFL

[Pioli Zombie]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

He throws fucking fantasy points back at me!!!!!

You got balls, kid. I'll give you that much.ROFL
Just saying, as totally suckish as Cassel was today, compare his stats on a suckish day to a "good game" for Sanchez today. It was the same. At least when Cassel sucks, it isn't 4 Interceptions with 2 pick 6's and a fumble in his own End Zone.
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[Dylan]

great run by ward

[keg in kc]

Man, Hines Ward is a douche.

[Dylan]

Man, Hines Ward is a douche.

he's a pretty physical receiver -- j/m/o -- you think?

[keg in kc]

he's a pretty physical receiver -- j/m/oHe is. What I don't like is what he does after a good physical play.

[Dylan]

who got killed?

[Dylan]

He is. What I don't like is what he does after a good physical play.

now that you have pointed that out, you're right --

[Galileo Humpkins]

Flacco has the physical features to be the Raven's mascot.

McClain is injured? Drats. Now I'll never know how Live Free or Fly Hard ends.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Why Rice isn't getting more touches tonight is beyond me.

Dude is incredible.

[Dylan]

OMG, no flag? wow

[dirk digler]

That was probably PI

[Buehler445]

OMG, no flag? wow

This.

[tk13]

Hard to believe Hochuli's crew let a chance to throw a flag slip by.

[Dylan]

maybe it's just me -- Al Michaels is starting to look like Frank Gifford --

[Terribilis]

heath miller running hard

[Dylan]

where have the Ravens been hiding Carr? what a bull run

[dirk digler]

turnover Steelers ball

[Dylan]

did you see gaither (71) take a swing at one of the Steelers -- he's 6'9 and about 340 lbs. I didn't think he would get up and swing back at him

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Hey PZ,

This is my fantasy crib:

http://www.seeing-stars.com/OC/Julie&CalebMansion%28400%29.jpg

These are my fantasy bitches:

http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv252/raisedonriots/hugh-hefner-playboy-bunnies.jpg

Would you like to come over after the game for some fantasy cocktails, and perhaps a fantasy blowjob?ROFL

[luv]

Wow.

[OnTheWarpath15]

What a play.

[tk13]

Surprised they waited that long to run Dixon. I know they don't want to get him hurt but I'm pretty impressed with his speed in the open field. Hate to use the term "Vick-like" but he just looks like he's moving at a different speed.

[cdcox]

Very well designed play.

[Terribilis]

Charlie Batch is about to get cut

[OnTheWarpath15]

Surprised they waited that long to run Dixon. I know they don't want to get him hurt but I'm pretty impressed with his speed in the open field.

He broke a 30+ yarder early but it was called back.

[Dylan]

great play call -- dixon is fast

[tk13]

He broke a 30+ yarder early but it was called back.

Yeah I saw that... the few times he's been out there running he's looked great. As I was going to say, he looks almost "Vick"-like. Makes it look very easy.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

dennis dixon is the greatest football player in the world.

[Hootie]

took a two bet teaser...Steelers +14 and Over 28...

ALMOST...

ALMOST

ALMOST took the Steelers at +390

[tk13]

Dixon has certainly moved up my MVP candidates list. I'd put him just behind Manning and inches ahead of Brees and Kerry Collins.

[Hootie]

Dennis Dixon > Mark Castle < Matt Leinart

[OnTheWarpath15]

They almost have to go for it now, they just wasted a TO.

Only one left.

[tk13]

So many people waste timeouts in these situations. It's a big situation, but now if punt it away you can only stop the clock on Pittsburgh once.

[chefsos]

That Rice guy is pretty good.

[OnTheWarpath15]

What a great play call.

I can't count how many times I've seen Baltimore pick up huge yardage on that play this year.

[Hootie]

What a great play call.

I can't count how many times I've seen Baltimore pick up huge yardage on that play this year.

you must not be very advanced in mathematics in that case

[Mama Hip Rockets]

you must not be very advanced in mathematics in that case

ROFL

[OnTheWarpath15]

you must not be very advanced in mathematics in that case

Nup.

Im iz stuped.

4+1=eleventy

[Dylan]

steelers defense looked confused on that play -- they put one ILB on Rice????? did I see that?

Kinda like Giants DC putting Chris Canty, 6'9 or 6'7, 900 lbs on a damn TE unbel

[chefsos]

Jeff Reed looks like a douchebag.

[Galileo Humpkins]

Looked like he barely squeezed it in there. Am I right, Tim Tebow's girlfriend?

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Jeff Reed looks like a douchebag.

http://kargdt.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/jeff-reed-pittsburgh-steelers-drunk-pictures11.jpg

[tk13]

You've been Hochulied!

[GloryDayz]

OK, it's time to either get rid of punts and kickoffs, or "illegal blocks in the back" - just makes the game boring...

[Dylan]

steelers better start tackling inbounds

[Mama Hip Rockets]

OK, it's time to either get rid of punts and kickoffs, or "illegal blocks in the back" - just makes the game boring...

so, do you think holding and facemasks should be allowed to? how about pass interference?

[petegz28]

Weak PI call on Pitt....illegal contact? Yes. PI? No

[Dylan]

OMG sacked & fumble wow

[OnTheWarpath15]

Holy shit, that was close.

[cdcox]

OH MY!

[keg in kc]

That shot of the baltimore fan with his hands over his face is classic.

[Bugeater]

Damn they got that FG unit out there quick, Les Miles could take some lessons from them.

[-King-]

Holy shit that was close! Dead center


But I thought if a ball is fumbled forward under 2 minutes, it's put back to the spot where it was fumbled?

[Mama Hip Rockets]

OH MY!

ROFL

[tk13]

Bonus Hochuli!

[Dylan]

damn, Sack was huge

[Mama Hip Rockets]

wow. this game is awesome.

[morphius]

Holy shit that was close! Dead center


But I thought if a ball is fumbled forward under 2 minutes, it's put back to the spot where it was fumbled?
Yup, would have been a huge controversy had they made it.

[keg in kc]

String of great games going. Last week's was awesome too.

[Coach]

Ed Reed looks like Greg Oden's older brother.

[notorious]

damn, Sack was huge

I thought that he fumbled it back into field goal range.....

Almost

[Dylan]

OH MY!

the dick enberg thread was hysterical... LMAO

[notorious]

String of great games going. Last week's was awesome too.

Makes up for Thanksgiving day's string of FAIL.

[Dylan]

I thought that he fumbled it back into field goal range.....

Almost

oh, i didn't notice that...

[tk13]

Calling it now. Steelers win, Dennis Dixon 45 yard TD pass... to himself.

[-King-]

Haha! I was right! I should be an NFL official!! BITCHES!

[Hootie]

I started Dennis Dixon as my kicker and he has gotten me 0 points =(

[notorious]

oh, i didn't notice that...

and they are finally just now figuring out that the refs fucked up the call ROFL

[OnTheWarpath15]

Hell to pay.

ROFL

[petegz28]

So Hochuli fucked the rules up once again?

[Spott]

Damn, the refs almost screwed up and gave the game to Baltimore at the end of regulation.

[tk13]

Haha, didn't even think about that forward fumble. Would've been another great ending to put on the Hochuli Greatest Hits DVD.

[notorious]

Haha, didn't even think about that forward fumble. Would've been another great ending to put on the Hochuli Greatest Hits DVD.

It would have been against the Steelers, which would have ended his career instantly.

[Hootie]

I bet Hochuli has a beautiful dragon, though.

[Dylan]

wow, dixon is unbelievable -- young guy too

oh no, did i jinx him?

Ravens ball

[dirk digler]

Haha, didn't even think about that forward fumble. Would've been another great ending to put on the Hochuli Greatest Hits DVD.

me either. Totally forgot about that rule.

[-King-]

Why are all color commentators so fucking shitty this season?


Dixon has an arm. Damn.

[Hootie]

wow, dixon is unbelievable

rumor has it...

he ate a hot dog in the middle of the 3rd quarter...

and somehow managed to avoid the cameramen...

he really is something

[OnTheWarpath15]

Missed Heath Miller for an easy 1st down.

[Hootie]

SOMEONE FIND THIS MAN A HOT DOG!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

ROFL nice throw, flacco.

[Dylan]

Flacco keeps throwing like that -- it'll be 3 & out

[-King-]

Damn that looked like a catch.

[Dylan]

rumor has it...

he ate a hot dog in the middle of the 3rd quarter...

and somehow managed to avoid the cameramen...

he really is something

:D

[-King-]

Damn how the hell did Townsend not get that!

[dirk digler]

ravens have to punt

[tk13]

Pittsburgh needs to run some kind of option play with Dixon to get him out in space.

[Hootie]

here is my tweet to Jay Cutler:

@JayCutler6 if football doesn't work out for you, there is always a market for diabetics in the gay porn industry

[dirk digler]

The Steelers should try a flea flicker

[Dylan]

where's mendenhall?

[Galileo Humpkins]

Can we get Dixonabox in Kansas City by yesterday, plz?

[-King-]

Damn Dixon just made a big mistake. Game over.

[dirk digler]

game over...probably

[cdcox]

Dixerception!!!1131!233423

[Mama Hip Rockets]

nice tackle by heath miller. do i get a fantasy point for that?

[OnTheWarpath15]

Finally made a mistake, and it's likely going to cost the Steelers a W.

[Dylan]

OMG, that might do it for the Steelers

[Hootie]

Finally made a mistake, and it's likely going to cost the Steelers a W.

You should be an analyst.

[Dylan]

Dixerception!!!1131!233423

LMAO

[cdcox]

Finally made a mistake, and it's likely going to cost the Steelers a W.

Or a playoff spot.

[Hootie]

if you're John Harbaugh, do you even want to try and play for the FG with the amount of awful kicking he has had to sit through all year?

[Reerun_KC]

You should be an analyst.

The new Dick Enberg?

[Hootie]

who would you trust?

Billy Cundiff...

or

Ray Rice?

I'd say run it with Rice until you have to kick the field goal.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Let Rice run it in, don't trust the kicker.

[Reerun_KC]

Or a playoff spot.

And just think, the Chiefs helped the cause....

Man feels good to wreck someone elses season...

[Reerun_KC]

Let Rice run it in, don't trust the kicker.

This, I need the points...

[Pioli Zombie]

Did he just call Rice Sum Young Guy?
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[Dylan]

Lawrence Tynes











RIGHT!

[OnTheWarpath15]

Great game.

[dirk digler]

Game over. Good night

[-King-]

Houshka would have missed it.

[Hootie]

free credit report dot com

tell your friends
tell your dad
tell you mom

[Bugeater]

The pride of Harlan, IA wins the game!

[Hootie]

glad I didn't take the Steelers money

[Pioli Zombie]

Dixon Sanchezes the game.
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[tk13]

That last playoff spot in the AFC is wide open now.

[Hootie]

shouldn't be eating those GD hot dogs

[Pioli Zombie]

Rice is brilliant "We just wanted the Will"
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[tk13]

Just think if we'd won one more game somewhere, we'd get to be on the "In the Hunt" part of the playoff picture graphic and two games out of the last spot.

[Pioli Zombie]

The fact that Tennessee, dead as fuck at 0-6 just 5 weeks ago, is even in the equation might be the most remarkable sports turnaround in recent history.
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[Pioli Zombie]

Why is Al acting like the idea of Minnesota and Arizona being a meaningful game is astonishing? Arizona was in the Super Bowl and Minnesota was a playoff team.
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[Pioli Zombie]

God Rachel Sutton is ugly
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[Thig Lyfe]

The fact that Tennessee, dead as fuck at 0-6 just 5 weeks ago, is even in the equation might be the most remarkable sports turnaround in recent history.
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The most remarkable turnaround since they did it like two years ago.

[Pioli Zombie]

The most remarkable turnaround since they did it like two years ago.
They were 0-6 and then won their next 5??
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