-- what's your Cracker Barrel menu selection

[Simply Red]

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WHAT YA' HAVIN'?!

[Bane]

I like the country fried steak meal.

[Simply Red]

I like their biscuits, also, just found out that they offer a Reuben, anybody had their Reuben Sammy?

[seclark]

ham steak and apple cider...talk about a ride home!
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[Simply Red]

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[Donger]

I had no idea they served food at Cracker Barrel. I thought it was a furniture store.

[Simply Red]

I had no idea they served food at Cracker Barrel. I thought it was a furniture store.

ROFL

[Deberg_1990]

Whats next?

A "Whats your McDonalds Menu selection" thread??

[Simply Red]

Whats next?

A "Whats your McDonalds Menu selection" thread??

sorry, did it bother you? it's not like we have a myriad of talent to discuss w/ regards to the Chiefs.

[wild1]

Gross

[DaKCMan AP]

A heart attack? Clogged arteries?

[tooge]

I never win that little golf tee in the peg board game they have. Like the food for breakfast though

[seclark]

Gross

are you talking about the food, or the old people eating the food?
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[Simply Red]

A heart attack? Clogged arteries?

afraid it's a lil' too awesome for you. :D

[Brock]

Looks like a nasty case of heartburn.

[Simply Red]

are you talking about the food, or the old people eating the food?
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never mind him...

he is Mr. Kotter.

[wild1]

are you talking about the food, or the old people eating the food?
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All of the above.

[Brock]

never mind him...

he is Mr. Kotter.

Hmm. Well, wouldn't surprise me, I guess.

[Fish]

I never win that little golf tee in the peg board game they have. Like the food for breakfast though

Here dummy..... your next Cracker Barrel meal will be full of win... :D

http://www.danobrien.ws/PegBoard.html

[wild1]

never mind him...

he is Mr. Kotter.

What?

[journeyscarab]

I never win that little golf tee in the peg board game they have. Like the food for breakfast though

The manager came out and finally showed us how to win...but I had figured it out about 2 minutes before he showed up. He used a baseball analogy to get them down to one peg. I just tried to leave no peg stranded.

[seclark]

What?

STFU AND GO BACK TO DC, KOTTER!
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[KCUnited]

My decision is to keep on down the road to the Corner Cafe.

[tooge]

The manager came out and finally showed us how to win...but I had figured it out about 2 minutes before he showed up. He used a baseball analogy to get them down to one peg. I just tried to leave no peg stranded.

I used a baseball analogy also after dicking with it for 5 minutes.
" ya ever accidentally throw a baseball through a window out of sheer frustration?" Then throw the baseball through the cracker barrel window. Same thing.

[Lumpy]

SR... ur a dirty, ratbastage of a SOB!! Here I am, at work, no lunch, and u post a thread like this!!! :p

I fuggin love the Cracker Barrel, (despite how racist the name sounds)! Everything on the menu for me plz and thx! Oh and extra mashed spuds. :D

[Simply Red]

My decision is to keep on down the road to the Corner Cafe.

why, what do you not like about CB?

[KCUnited]

why, what do you not like about CB?
I don't dislike CB, I've only eaten there outside of KC due to the CC and its greatness.

[CoMoChief]

I like the country fried steak meal.

FUUUUUUUCK yes!!! Nothing beats a good home cookin' Country Fried Steak meal

[raybec 4]

I love the Hashbrown Casserole

[Simply Red]

I love the Hashbrown Casserole

me too.

[Simply Red]

I don't dislike CB, I've only eaten there outside of KC due to the CC and its greatness.

i see.

[Pablo]

I'm having the open face roast beef sandwich and a side of fried apples.

Fuck yes.

[Simply Red]

SR... ur a dirty, ratbastage of a SOB!! Here I am, at work, no lunch, and u post a thread like this!!! :p

I fuggin love the Cracker Barrel, (despite how racist the name sounds)! Everything on the menu for me plz and thx! Oh and extra mashed spuds. :D

tank you.

[Frazod]

Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and dumplings slathered in that wonderful white gravy. Yummy.

Every now and then you just need a little down home comfort food. :thumb:

[Ceej]

Stroud's >> Cracka Barrel.


Suck one.

[Pablo]

Stroud's >> Cracka Barrel.


Suck one.Well, yeah.

But CB's are pretty much everywhere.

[Fish]

My Mom's cooking >> Cracka Barrel

[Ceej]

Well, yeah.

But CB's are pretty much everywhere.

But, still. lol.

[Tiger's Fan]

Chicken fried chicken, with gravy, hashbrown casserole, corn.

[Simply Red]

Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and dumplings slathered in that wonderful white gravy. Yummy.

Every now and then you just need a little down home comfort food. :thumb:

DaKCmanAP, never ever eats grease or has a splurge in his diet. He's awesome, just like Robbie Benson.

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[Tiger's Fan]

DaKCmanAP, never ever eats grease or has a splurge in his diet. He's awesome, just like Robbie Benson.

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Pencil neck geeks are cool, and usually drop dead young while out jogging.

[Frazod]

DaKCmanAP, never ever eats grease or has a splurge in his diet. He's awesome, just like Robbie Benson.

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THAT's who he looks like! Thanks! ROFL

[dtebbe]

heart attack on a plate...

Country Fried Steak
Mashed potatoes
(above smothered in white "sawmill" gravy)
green beans
fried okra

cornbread with honey

Fried apples for desert

[Gonzo]

Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and dumplings slathered in that wonderful white gravy. Yummy.

Every now and then you just need a little down home comfort food. :thumb:

In my journeys I've learned at least one thing Fraz...

People who use the phrase "Comfort Food" are either having pms symptoms or can't see their genitalia without the assistance of a mirror.
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[KCChiefsMan]

I've never eaten at a cracker barrel

[MOhillbilly]

im always amazed when i go to visit the clan in KC and ALWAYS make dinner for them how they do back flips.

JFC its chicken,burgers,turkey,front shoulder roast. Its not rocketsurgery.

[Gonzo]

I've never eaten at a cracker barrel

You're missing out. It's pretty fucking good.
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[MOhillbilly]

You're missing out. It's pretty ****ing good.
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dont listen to a man who pants are on fire.

[Demonpenz]

I had no idea they served food at Cracker Barrel. I thought it was a furniture store.

you're thinking of bob evans

[Gonzo]

you're thinking of bob evans

Peir One maybe?
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[Bugeater]

I had no idea they served food at Cracker Barrel. I thought it was a furniture store.
:shake:

http://www.crateandbarrel.com/

[Simply Red]

:shake:

http://www.crateandbarrel.com/

good call, didn't make that connection.

ROFL

[ClevelandBronco]

I thought they were (deservedly) out of business.

[Simply Red]

I thought they were (deservedly) out of business.


please, do explain.

[Simply Red]

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[ClevelandBronco]

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There's your explanation.

[memyselfI]

Chicken Fried Steak. But I would recommend Granny's Chicken Ranch before I'd go to CB. GCR has some insanely good CFS and they serve family style as well. I liked it better than Strouds.

[Cjanz]

A great friend of mine's father has a theory about this restaurant.

Mostly verbatim: "I just can't eat there. The thought of it just creates this image of the driest meal in the world. I can imagine ordering a nice dinner, and being served a plate-sized napkin with an empty mug."

This wore down the novelty of the chain for me, and the only thing I ever really liked were their onion rings.

[Chiefspants]

A great friend of mine's father has a theory about this restaurant.

Mostly verbatim: "I just can't eat there. The thought of it just creates this image of the driest meal in the world. I can imagine ordering a nice dinner, and being served a plate-sized napkin with an empty mug."

This wore down the novelty of the chain for me, and the only thing I ever really liked were their onion rings.

Haha, yeah, the restaurant's name does not send me visual images of an oasis of refreshment.

[Iowanian]

It's been a long time....

but give me a breakfast sampler platter and apple cider.

[Simply Red]

There's your explanation.

what? I don't get it. That's a great looking meal, country, yes. But great...

[kstater]

I like their biscuits, also, just found out that they offer a Reuben, anybody had their Reuben Sammy?

Would you go to Gates and order a fish fillet?

[Frazod]

In my journeys I've learned at least one thing Fraz...

People who use the phrase "Comfort Food" are either having pms symptoms or can't see their genitalia without the assistance of a mirror.
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Well, for me, "comfort food" means the food that reminds me of stuff I used to eat when I was a kid, but I can't eat that anymore because the people who used to cook it for me are all dead.

I guess now you've learned something new, you fucking piece of shit.

[Boon]

I like the catfish and the fried apples.
And the fried okra.
And the breakfast.
And the cornmeal muffins with jelly.
Hell it's all pretty decent for the money.

[Hydrae]

I usually get the chicken and dumplings. The most important part though is the fried apples. Mmmmm

[bevischief]

Whatever comes with the side of hash-brown casserole...

[cabletech94]

I just ate there for the first time ever! this past Saturday.

I had the roast beef.
Orange Creme Soda.
I musta ate 6 bisquits. Those were TREMENDOUS!!!!

Great post SR!!

Are you stalking me (again)?

[patteeu]

They have a pretty good broccoli cheese soup.

[Pablo]

Well, for me, "comfort food" means the food that reminds me of stuff I used to eat when I was a kid, but I can't eat that anymore because the people who used to cook it for me are all dead.

I guess now you've learned something new, you ****ing piece of shit.If Cracker Barrel's food gets posters this riled up, it must be delicious.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

pancakes sound good

[Baby Lee]

The do catfish surprisingly well

Biscuit with Apple Butter is a must.

[Easy 6]

I forget the name of it, but its the most expensive breakfast option... 'The Big Coal Miner' or 'Whiskery 'Ol Hill Coot', something like that.

Double order of grits, please.

[Gonzo]

Well, for me, "comfort food" means the food that reminds me of stuff I used to eat when I was a kid, but I can't eat that anymore because the people who used to cook it for me are all dead.

I guess now you've learned something new, you fucking piece of shit.

Fuck man, you need a Midol? ROFL
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[Frazod]

Fuck man, you need a Midol? ROFL
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Go die in fire.

[Groves]

I had no idea they served food at Cracker Barrel. I thought it was a furniture store.

I'll voice the minority opinion, but it's true...Their food tastes like furniture, so you're basically correct.

[Gonzo]

Go die in fire.

To :Poke:

Or not to :Poke:

That is the question...

I think I'll opt for not, on the off chance that Mr. Frazod is having a bad day.

Love ya man...

[Pitt Gorilla]

Friday Fish Fry: Cod, turnip greens, fried okra, biscuits, apple butter, iced tea. Perfect.

[Simply Red]

Friday Fish Fry: Cod, turnip greens, fried okra, biscuits, apple butter, iced tea. Perfect.

hey, you must have one w/in 3 miles of you, in Columbia,

[Simply Red]

also Pitt Gorilla, do you go sweet tea -or- unsweet?

[Pitt Gorilla]

hey, you must have one w/in 3 miles of you, in Columbia,I'm no longer in Columbia. Unfortunately, the nearest one is 2 hours away.

[Pitt Gorilla]

also Pitt Gorilla, do you go sweet tea -or- unsweet?Unsweet, my friend. I love good unsweetened tea, and CB's is always good.

[Simply Red]

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[Simply Red]

I'm no longer in Columbia. Unfortunately, the nearest one is 2 hours away.

where you stay? / black accent

[Cannibal]

The country fried steak breakfast with eggs and hashbrown casserole.

I get it every time I go there.

[Simply Red]

The country fried steak breakfast with eggs and hashbrown casserole.

I get it every time I go there.

where are you, Cannibal? Aren't you out west?

[Cannibal]

where are you, Cannibal? Aren't you out west?

Nope. Wichita.

I go to the Cracker Barrel in Park City occasionally. My only complaint with them is that they take upwards of 30 min. to get food to the table.

[Hammock Parties]

I haven't been to a CB in years. We used to stop there for breakfast every time we went to Missouri it seems like. I miss it. My memory is that their breakfasts were soooo much better than Denny's or IHOP, but it's probably just my memory making something seem better than it actually was at the time. Sort of like when we "got to go" to McDonalds when we went to the Jehovah's Witnesses district assembly in Aberdeen, Scotland. It was a big damn deal. MCDONALDS!!!! The fancy American hamburger place. So much better than Wimpy's, the Scottish knockoff.

Curiously I've never had lunch or dinner at Cracker Barrel.

[Demonpenz]

sounds like soul food for white people

[Simply Red]

I haven't been to a CB in years. We used to stop there for breakfast every time we went to Missouri it seems like. I miss it. My memory is that their breakfasts were soooo much better than Denny's or IHOP, but it's probably just my memory making something seem better than it actually was at the time. Sort of like when we "got to go" to McDonalds when we went to the Jehovah's Witnesses district assembly in Aberdeen, Scotland. It was a big damn deal. MCDONALDS!!!! The fancy American hamburger place. So much better than Wimpy's, the Scottish knockoff.

Curiously I've never had lunch or dinner at Cracker Barrel.

Their lunch is legit, lot's of haters in the crowd, always runnin' up on a wigga, but yeah, it's DEFINITELY country-style, but very well prepared for the type of cooking it is. Their meats and gravy are really pretty well done.

[Hammock Parties]

Their lunch is legit, lot's of haters in the crowd, always runnin' up on a wigga, but yeah, it's DEFINITELY country-style, but very well prepared for the type of cooking it is. Their meets and gravy are really pretty well done.

Their biscuits and gravy stand out in my mind fo sho.

By the way, you should know that you eating at a cracker barrel impugns your metrosexuality. Ten demerits. Purchase an outfit consisting solely of Christian Dior clothing items or attend an upscale mixer for professional singles and reject drunk women all night to repent. Bonus points if you drag one of the rejectees out at the last minute and take her home.

[Donger]

you're thinking of bob evans

No, I am not.

[Slainte]

I'll voice the minority opinion, but it's true...Their food tastes like furniture, so you're basically correct.

Agreeden! Minority opinion but not alone. I've eaten (or attempted to) there maybe 3 times, had 3 different meals -- all three tasted exactly the same - by which I mean had not discernable taste or flavor at all. Disgusting. I wouldn't stop at a CB again if you held a gun to my fucking head. But, more power to those who can stomach it.

[Simply Red]

Agreeden! Minority opinion but not alone. I've eaten (or attempted to) there maybe 3 times, had 3 different meals -- all three tasted exactly the same - by which I mean had not discernable taste or flavor at all. Disgusting. I wouldn't stop at a CB again if you held a gun to my ****ing head. But, more power to those who can stomach it.

i don't get it... perhaps it was the cook. You HAVE to like Cracker-Barrel, you cracker. THIS ISN'T MULTIPLE CHOICE!

[MOhillbilly]

i don't get it... perhaps it was the cook. You HAVE to like Cracker-Barrel, you cracker. THIS ISN'T MULTIPLE CHOICE!

Red have you considered that maybe, just maybe, you dont have the palate to notice the diffrence between CB & finer soul/comfort food cuisine?

[Simply Red]

Red have you considered that maybe, just maybe, you dont have the palate to notice the diffrence between CB & finer soul/comfort food cuisine?

look, it's not a sensation, or a revolutionary breakthrough, but, it's fairly legit country-styled fare, much better than Waffle House, and the Waffle Houses in Georgia aren't 40 yrs old, like they are in Missouri. There are over 350 Waffle Houses in Atl. metro. Anybody can research this, but it's QFT.

[MOhillbilly]

look, it's not a sensation, or a revolutionary breakthrough, but, it's fairly legit country-styled fare, much better than Waffle House, and the Waffle Houses in Georgia aren't 40 yrs old, like they are in Missouri. There are over 350 Waffle Houses in Atl. metro. Anybody can research this, but it's QFT.


i asked my waitress for my hashbrowns 'scuttlebutt' at a WH in TX and she almost smacked me.

That said, i wouldnt eat at a WH if you were buyin, nor any other chain brand cafateria style feed lot.

Dude theyre just one step away from oldfolks home food.
I mean, my god, do you eat at dennys?

[Simply Red]

i asked my waitress for my hashbrowns 'scuttlebutt' at a WH in TX and she almost smacked me.

That said, i wouldnt eat at a WH if you were buyin, nor any other chain brand cafateria style feed lot.

Dude theyre just one step away from oldfolks home food.
I mean, my god, do you eat at dennys?

no, all Dennys have roaches, it's part of their franchise-pkge. The Waffle House hold clean standards which exceed most person's residents (at least all of them not located on 'The Outer-Road' in Blue Springs. They're a very successful chain, here in the A-town. They put out a few items that are above average, but, nothing is really bad @ the WH, plus, no 'holding ovens' and they only use the steam-table for gravy, grits. But, with that being said, CB's food is far better than that of the Waffle-House.

[Pablo]

Wafflehouse is shit. I hate it. I don't like fucking hashbrowns that much.

As far as breakfast food goes, I don't know that there are any good chains. We had a Shoney's here in St. Joe once. I remember it fondly. Of course, I was like 8 when they left town. I've ate breakfast at Bob Evans a couple of times and it doesn't completely suck.

I'd rather eat a bottle of ketchup at Cracker Barrel than anything at Waffle House.

[MVChiefFan]

I sometimes eat breakfast at the Shoney's breakfast bar because I can literally eat a pound of bacon. mmmmmmmm...bacon.

[Simply Red]

I sometimes eat breakfast at the Shoney's breakfast bar because I can literally eat a pound of bacon. mmmmmmmm...bacon.

LMAO

[wild1]

I don't get it. This place IS waffle house, just in a different building scheme.

[MOhillbilly]

no, all Dennys have roaches, it's part of their franchise-pkge. The Waffle House hold clean standards which exceed most person's residents (at least all of them not located on 'The Outer-Road' in Blue Springs. They're a very successful chain, here in the A-town. They put out a few items that are above average, but, nothing is really bad @ the WH, plus, no 'holding ovens' and they only use the steam-table for gravy, grits. But, with that being said, CB's food is far better than that of the Waffle-House.

When was the lasttime you went to a WH where it wasnt 4 in the mornin and you werent drunk,sneakin beers under the table, suckin face w/ the waitress, playin hotel whiskey on the JB, and pealin outta the parkin lot leavin your 'friend' to pay the tab?/???/???

On the flipside when was the lasttime you were in a CB that your grandparents didnt float the bill?
Ever eat there alone?
take a date?

MY GOD MAN you live IN the SOUL/COMFORT FOOD mecca of the world, its called The South.
You mean to tell me you cant find a mom & pop place that serves it up 'country style'?

[J Diddy]

I sometimes eat breakfast at the Shoney's breakfast bar because I can literally eat a pound of bacon. mmmmmmmm...bacon.


Sounds like someone who would love the bacon log that was posted on here in the summer.

Also sounds like someone who is trying really hard to get their cholesterol to a Guinness book of world records level

[J Diddy]

When was the lasttime you went to a WH where it wasnt 4 in the mornin and you werent drunk,sneakin beers under the table, suckin face w/ the waitress, playin hotel whiskey on the JB, and pealin outta the parkin lot leavin your 'friend' to pay the tab?/???/???

On the flipside when was the lasttime you were in a CB that your grandparents didnt float the bill?
Ever eat there alone?
take a date?

MY GOD MAN you live IN the SOUL/COMFORT FOOD mecca of the world, its called The South.
You mean to tell me you cant find a mom & pop place that serves it up 'country style'?

FYI, the last time I was in cracker barrel was with my grandma, and I picked up the bill. That being said there are a couple of great ma and pa places here in joplin that beat the heck out of robot style super restaurants.

[Simply Red]

When was the lasttime you went to a WH where it wasnt 4 in the mornin and you werent drunk,sneakin beers under the table, suckin face w/ the waitress, playin hotel whiskey on the JB, and pealin outta the parkin lot leavin your 'friend' to pay the tab?/???/???

On the flipside when was the lasttime you were in a CB that your grandparents didnt float the bill?
Ever eat there alone?
take a date?

MY GOD MAN you live IN the SOUL/COMFORT FOOD mecca of the world, its called The South.
You mean to tell me you cant find a mom & pop place that serves it up 'country style'?


I'm glad that you asked th^t. Yes, that is correct and most CP'ers in Atlanta will testify. Atlanta has the fastfood rests, the Corporate sit-downs (TGIF, Applebees, etc) and then it goes to Fine-dining. It's sad, but I've been saying it since 1992, when I moved here. Atlanta LACKS the mom-n-pops places and the 'hole in the wall' restaurants w/ outstanding food and always has. KC is MUCH better for those, hell, even North Carolina is.

[patteeu]

I don't get it. This place IS waffle house, just in a different building scheme.

:spock: I take it you've either never eaten in a WH or you've never eaten in a CB (or maybe both). They're nothing alike except that they both serve food.

[Pablo]

I'm glad that you asked th^t. Yes, that is correct and most CP'ers in Atlanta will testify. Atlanta has the fastfood rests, the Corporate sit-downs (TGIF, Applebees, etc) and then it goes to Fine-dining. It's sad, but I've been saying it since 1992, when I moved here. Atlanta LACKS the mom-n-pops places and the 'hole in the wall' restaurants w/ outstanding food and always has. KC is MUCH better for those, hell, even North Carolina is.You should be willing to drive 30-45 minutes for a good mom n pop place. I would. I hate chain restaurants. The food tastes like denim and you're pushing the little man down with one hand and pushing big business up with the other. FOOD IS IMPORTANT/CP

[Pablo]

:spock: I take it you've either never eaten in a WH or you've never eaten in a CB (or maybe both). They're nothing alike except that they both serve food.Pretty much. CB is nothing spectacular; but I'd rather boil a turd in the microwave and cover it in Heinz 57 than eat WH.

[MOhillbilly]

I'm glad that you asked th^t. Yes, that is correct and most CP'ers in Atlanta will testify. Atlanta has the fastfood rests, the Corporate sit-downs (TGIF, Applebees, etc) and then it goes to Fine-dining. It's sad, but I've been saying it since 1992, when I moved here. Atlanta LACKS the mom-n-pops places and the 'hole in the wall' restaurants w/ outstanding food and always has. KC is MUCH better for those, hell, even North Carolina is.

You dont road trip? itd be worth it to me to travel 45 min each way to have a sitdown at a non-cookie cutter type eatry.

To be honest we dont eat out much. I cook the majority of the meals for my clan. I love cookin. Learned how from grandma,grandpa,mom, & dad.

[J Diddy]

:spock: I take it you've either never eaten in a WH or you've never eaten in a CB (or maybe both). They're nothing alike except that they both serve food.

The funniest thing in the world is eating at wafflehouse when the waitress/waiter doesn't stand on the special colored tile to call back their order. The cooks get PISSED.

[MVChiefFan]

Sounds like someone who would love the bacon log that was posted on here in the summer.

Also sounds like someone who is trying really hard to get their cholesterol to a Guinness book of world records level

Meh...I figure if I eat one of their delicious old, brown strawberries it will offset the nastiness going into my system. It's a give-take situation.