View Full Version : Life The Lurker 500 II
Iowanian
12-01-2009, 02:49 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen.
Start your Engines for the 2nd Lurker 500.
In this race of planet history, Lurkers, those with less than 100 posts per year of membership are challenged!
Myself, and other tenured members I shall designate will pose comments, statements or questions of Chiefs Planet History. Your job~your Challenge! is to explain the story behind the comment, link it to its originating poster....explain why its relevant or funny. Points will not be kept this year....but we will all be blessed with Fun and Learning!
How well do the lurkers know us? How versed are the lurkers in our history?
Along with your First answer, you should include 2-3 pieces of information about yourself(nothing personal) and your favorite CP thread and why.
Rep encouraged for those who answer with thought!
If Lurkers and low post count participants fuel this thread past 500 legitimate posts(no spam) I pledge to donate $100 to purchase clothing/coats for local kids in my area...and challenge others to do the same.
Iowanian
12-01-2009, 02:50 PM
Challenge 1.
"I would the whole thing"
Origin, history and proper planet usage of this recent trend.
ModSocks
12-01-2009, 02:53 PM
Challenge 1.
"I would the whole thing"
Origin, history and proper planet usage of this recent trend.
uhhhhh........penis!
Iowanian
12-01-2009, 02:55 PM
A great date idea, take your date to the first station.
Explain
Challenge 1.
"I would the whole thing"
Origin, history and proper planet usage of this recent trend.
buckingkaeding, bacon and not sure i think it means you absolutely agree
Pitt Gorilla
12-01-2009, 03:01 PM
JD Prez.
your and idiot.
Ramsification.
golibixbutscrale
GloryDayz
12-01-2009, 03:12 PM
Challenge 1.
"I would the whole thing"
Origin, history and proper planet usage of this recent trend.
Place anything creative between "would" and "the" depending on the situation. (Food, women...)
Navy Veteran
Lee's Summit
Methodist
Any LJ post is interesting to me...
Iowanian
12-01-2009, 03:18 PM
Per Request.
What team did American Hero support and what was his occupation.
Iowanian
12-01-2009, 03:19 PM
What was the occupation/career of SkipTowne's father?
Per Request.
What team did American Hero support and what was his occupation.
I'm Canadaian so I have no idea
Iowanian
12-01-2009, 03:21 PM
What is a lawsuit flame-steak and why would it be shoved up Chiefplanet's ()*()?
Explain the situation.
ModSocks
12-01-2009, 03:21 PM
A great date idea, take your date to the first station.
Explain
Uhh..taking your first date and her 3 yr old son to the fire station so that she can begin a long lasting marriage with a firefighter while placing you into the "just friends" box.
The Franchise
12-01-2009, 03:24 PM
What was the occupation/career of SkipTowne's father?
The First Secretary of State.
GloryDayz
12-01-2009, 03:28 PM
Per Request.
What team did American Hero support and what was his occupation.
Eagles. Lawyer.
Wrestling coach
Football coach
Father of two AWESOME boys.
Iowanian
12-01-2009, 03:37 PM
Here is a meatball.
What is the coolest/best thing you've LEARNED on Chiefsplanet?
wutamess
12-01-2009, 04:01 PM
What was the occupation/career of SkipTowne's father?
Sheep herder from the tertiery period :shrug:
"Bob" Dobbs
12-01-2009, 04:44 PM
Uhh..taking your first date and her 3 yr old son to the fire station so that she can begin a long lasting marriage with a firefighter while placing you into the "just friends" box.Oh shit, I remember that. Who was that again?
ChiefsNWildcats
12-01-2009, 04:52 PM
Here is a meatball.
What is the coolest/best thing you've LEARNED on Chiefsplanet?
Stand back, I got this. Anti-freeze is the solution for all of life's problems.
Gonzo
12-01-2009, 06:58 PM
well... this is not building steam. c'mon n00bs...
Posted via Mobile Device
Mr. Plow
12-01-2009, 07:14 PM
Maybe we should move this one over to the Epic Fail thread?
cabletech94
12-01-2009, 07:23 PM
Here is a meatball.
What is the coolest/best thing you've LEARNED on Chiefsplanet?
Midnight Vulture is evidently a douche?
He's got a sweet 'cycle?
And a hot laptop?
Walking into an aids tree is the worst way to die?
There's a lot of peeps here that make me laugh.
brorth
12-01-2009, 07:29 PM
well... this is not building steam. c'mon n00bs...
Posted via Mobile Device
CP has lost it's burst.
Your and idiot.
I'm a genious.
Fax is the only person everyone likes.
Endelt will **** anything that walks or rolls.
GoChiefs should still be Goatse.
DC is a cesspool.
Phobia was more fun when he was losing trucks.
Members of the CP class of 2009 has a chance to be the biggest group of asshats ever.
KC is to Jared Allen what Silvertown is to Joe Dirt.
I'd leave this place forever if I could figure out how start a thread about it.
Sorry if repost.
DeezNutz
12-01-2009, 07:34 PM
CP has lost it's burst.
Your and idiot.
I'm a genious.
Fax is the only person everyone likes.
Endelt will **** anything that walks or rolls.
GoChiefs should still be Goatse.
DC is a cesspool.
Phobia was more fun when he was losing trucks.
Members of the CP class of 2009 has a chance to be the biggest group of asshats ever.
KC is to Jared Allen what Silvertown is to Joe Dirt.
I'd leave this place forever if I could figure out how start a thread about it.
Sorry if repost.
LMAO
Pitt Gorilla
12-01-2009, 07:39 PM
Mike Peterson.
GloryDayz
12-01-2009, 08:08 PM
Here is a meatball.
What is the coolest/best thing you've LEARNED on Chiefsplanet?
Laz, and many others, hate LJ... :doh!:
Simply Red
12-01-2009, 09:53 PM
LMAO
that's Mr. Kotter.
Boise_Chief
12-01-2009, 11:23 PM
Lurker 500 has lost it's burst the questions suck
Simply Red
12-01-2009, 11:26 PM
Lurker 500 has lost it's burst the questions suck
what was RedRum_69's first user name, which was banned?
ClevelandBronco
12-01-2009, 11:29 PM
What is the most threatening household appliance and what should be done to neutralize it?
Mr. Kotter
12-02-2009, 12:06 AM
What was the occupation/career of SkipTowne's father?
Plantation owner/slave over-seer??? :hmmm:
Mr. Kotter
12-02-2009, 12:12 AM
that's Mr. Kotter.
Me??? :shrug:
R U confusing me with goatcheese?
Mr. Kotter
12-02-2009, 12:18 AM
Who are the two transgendered individuals who have harbored homosexual sympathies in gay rights-gay marriage discussions in this site's Washington DC forum, prompting their own willing, if reluctant, confessions and stepping out of their closets???
(Please note: PAST tense....transgendered, not awaiting transgender status....as that could, legitimately confuse neophytes due to the presence of at least 2-3 other "potential/likely-to-soon-be" transgendered individuals.)
NTTAWWT, of course. :shrug:
big nasty kcnut
12-02-2009, 12:31 AM
Ok who my lady friend and then who my fav. running back who don't play for the chiefs?
bonus who my fav. porn star there two answer to this one.
Who are the two transgendered individuals who have harbored homosexual sympathies in gay rights-gay marriage discussions in this site's Washington DC forum, prompting their own willing, if reluctant, confessions and stepping out of their closets???
(Please note: PAST tense....transgendered, not awaiting transgender status....as that could, legitimately confuse neophytes due to the presence of at least 2-3 other "potential/likely-to-soon-be" transgendered individuals.)
NTTAWWT, of course. :shrug:
There was more than 1?
brorth
12-02-2009, 12:56 AM
Me??? :shrug:
R U confusing me with goatcheese?
Now see, that's just ****ed up.
What have I ever said or done to you?
I mean, I didn't reply with "R U confusing Mr. Kotter with shyguyms?" =)
JohninGpt
12-02-2009, 07:54 AM
What was the occupation/career of SkipTowne's father?
He fingerpainted stick figures of dinosaurs on cave walls with spit and neanderthal dung.
Skip Towne
12-02-2009, 08:08 AM
what was RedRum_69's first user name, which was banned?
Ghostof
Mr. Kotter
12-02-2009, 08:39 AM
There was more than 1?
Hel'n was the original....also known as TheFly
Dayze
12-02-2009, 09:26 AM
I seem to remember the first Lurker 500 was a hit.
maybe there aren't a lot of lurkers anymore?
Huffmeister
12-02-2009, 10:01 AM
What is the most threatening household appliance and what should be done to neutralize it?
Refrigerators can be stealthy assassin's lurking in the dark. Only a shotgun to the face/door can take them out.
My favorite thread is the "Is Love Worth Losing Your Best Friend". A classic, not-what-it-seems-at-first-glance thread.
Another favorite was the whole Hel'n fiasco, but I'm pretty sure it's been deleted (probably for the best).
Boise_Chief
12-02-2009, 10:29 AM
What is the most threatening household appliance and what should be done to neutralize it?
Your fridge should always be shot late at night with a pistol .45 cal I believe.
Redrum_69 was just orriginally redrum he used to have clever things to say about your mom but he has lost his burst once he left lurker nonposting status.
jsmax
12-02-2009, 10:37 AM
The questions have to be better for it to work....I have lurked here regularly for 8 years and haven't the foggiest clue on them.......
Boise_Chief
12-02-2009, 10:44 AM
Ghostof
I thought it went
redrum
ghostof
Redrum_69
Iowanian
12-02-2009, 10:49 AM
Something has come up that is going to prevent me from putting a lot of thought into the questions right now.
Simply Red
12-02-2009, 10:51 AM
Something has come up that is going to prevent me from putting a lot of thought into the questions right now.
i say bump Lurker500 #1, to get the juices flowing and this one will probably take off. JMO
Simply Red
12-02-2009, 10:52 AM
I thought it went
redrumghostof
Redrum_69
he was never part of RR69, @ least, as far as I know, but I haven't been here as long, thank god.
Jilly
12-02-2009, 01:13 PM
I don't know half these questions, and I feel I have a pretty strong presence here on the CP?!
bevischief
12-02-2009, 01:15 PM
Something has come up that is going to prevent me from putting a lot of thought into the questions right now.
Lunch?
bevischief
12-02-2009, 01:16 PM
I don't know half these questions, and I feel I have a pretty strong presence here on the CP?!
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