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BigCatDaddy
12-03-2009, 03:50 PM
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my motorcycle so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls".

It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the engine oil cap on my cycle appeared to have a hairline crack and was leaking a little bit of oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealership where I bought it? thanks.

ClevelandBronco
12-03-2009, 03:51 PM
Smell her dick to see if it smells like pussy.

And duct tape the oil cap.

Gonzo
12-03-2009, 03:51 PM
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my motorcycle so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls".

It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the engine oil cap on my cycle appeared to have a hairline crack and was leaking a little bit of oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealership where I bought it? thanks.



ROFL ROFL ROFL

Well played. :clap:

seclark
12-03-2009, 03:52 PM
dealership, always.
sorry to hear about your bike.
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bevischief
12-03-2009, 03:52 PM
Take them both back...

Gonzo
12-03-2009, 03:52 PM
You've given out too much reputation in the last 24 hours...

The Franchise
12-03-2009, 03:53 PM
Rep.

Iowanian
12-03-2009, 03:53 PM
It sounds to me like filling both of those cracks full of JB weld would solve both of your problems.

Marcellus
12-03-2009, 03:54 PM
Re to the Post

BigCatDaddy
12-03-2009, 03:55 PM
Re to the Post

Damn! Searched and couldn't find it.

bevischief
12-03-2009, 03:55 PM
It sounds to me like filling both of those cracks full of JB weld would solve both of your problems.

This sounds like a plan...

Dayze
12-03-2009, 03:56 PM
LMAO

awesome.

Reerun_KC
12-03-2009, 04:03 PM
ROFL Awesome!

The Franchise
12-03-2009, 04:03 PM
You should the whole thing.

Crashride
12-03-2009, 04:04 PM
I just had to sign in on the comp here at school to rep you. AMAZING POST.

Frazod
12-03-2009, 04:05 PM
Excellent. LMAO

Iowanian
12-03-2009, 04:05 PM
You probably need to clean it up before posting the pictures. wouldn't want your greasy bike to end up on is_she_filthy.

Buck
12-03-2009, 04:08 PM
http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu106/Scarjaka/joker-clap.gif

angelo
12-03-2009, 04:11 PM
Smell her dick to see if it smells like pussy.

And duct tape the oil cap.


Hell Just Duct Tape Both Cracks.

Ang

Hammock Parties
12-03-2009, 04:12 PM
Isn't this another shitty e-mail joke?

HAY WHITE SUBSTANCE AT CHEEFS PRACTICE FACILITY

BigCatDaddy
12-03-2009, 04:14 PM
Isn't this another shitty e-mail joke?

HAY WHITE SUBSTANCE AT CHEEFS PRACTICE FACILITY

Hey bro,

It's okay for the attention to not be on you for a second and for everyone to get a kick out of someone else's post.

BY1401
12-03-2009, 04:19 PM
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o305/Mean_Patrick/Animated%20GIFs/044159e6e0b6bbae9a223ead74efee75883.gif

HotRoute
12-03-2009, 04:23 PM
should probably check the news to see if she's one of tiger woods' many girlfriends

BY1401
12-03-2009, 04:27 PM
should probably check the news to see if she's one of tiger woods' many girlfriends

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o305/Mean_Patrick/Animated%20GIFs/2wqhm5e.gif

ChiefsNWildcats
12-03-2009, 04:32 PM
should probably check the news to see if she's one of tiger woods' many girlfriends

Damn you! I was gonna ask if a golf course was nearby.

blazzin311
12-03-2009, 04:36 PM
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my motorcycle so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls".

It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the engine oil cap on my cycle appeared to have a hairline crack and was leaking a little bit of oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealership where I bought it? thanks.

ROFL That's awesome.

mlyonsd
12-03-2009, 04:42 PM
I told her cracking the oil cap would distract you from seeing the dent we put in the gas tank when we were out joy riding.

Demonpenz
12-03-2009, 04:44 PM
Riding both properly and the problem could have been avoided

L.A. Chieffan
12-03-2009, 04:50 PM
so did you catch the guy she was with?

bevischief
12-03-2009, 05:00 PM
I told her cracking the oil cap would distract you from seeing the dent we put in the gas tank when we were out joy riding.

Did he cause the hairline crack too...

KCChiefsMan
12-03-2009, 05:02 PM
fix the bike, ditch the chick and get drunk.

Consistent1
12-03-2009, 05:04 PM
You wasted time typing all that bro.Haha.I might give you rep just for that when I can.
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Simply Red
12-03-2009, 05:20 PM
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