***2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs Final Vote Thread*** (with NSFW pics)

[BigRedChief]

You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.

This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.

No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.

All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.

Known bribes:

BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.

If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.

BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.

Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief


Raised on Riots:

Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.

Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.

Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time

Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.


The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158)

Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232&page=6

Previous honorees:
2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the Noobs = Fax

[BossChief]

:evil:

[BigRedChief]

There were 4 people tied with 8 votes at the time this thrread was started. So I went with 3 finalists instead of 7 finalists.

[BossChief]

I will jump off the sears tower head first into a thumbtack to get your vote!

[BigRedChief]

I thought the Planet didn't allow usernames of famous people? Willie Lanier voted first?

[BossChief]

remember JD isnt even a Chiefs fan!

[Kyle DeLexus]

There were 4 people tied with 8 votes at the time this thrread was started. So I went with 3 finalists instead of 7 finalists.

Dang i didn't know it was time to close i was going to vote for myself to get me to 9, oh well.

[Quesadilla Joe]

Dang i didn't know it was time to close i was going to vote for myself to get me to 9, oh well.

If Boss Chief wins again they will have to start a new poll.:)

[Kyle DeLexus]

I will jump off the sears tower head first into a thumbtack to get your vote!

If I vote for you and you don't do this, what then?

[BossChief]

If Boss Chief wins again they will have to start a new poll.:)

I know right.

If I do win (and because me doubling the second place opponent is highly unlikely) I am bumping the beer $$$ total to $75! I will still stand by my $50 worth of burnt ends if I do in fact double up though!

PREMIUM BEER FOR MY VOTERS!!!

[BossChief]

If I vote for you and you don't do this, what then?

Lets just say you are one of my favorite posters on the planet. I would do it, for you!

[BossChief]

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[BossChief]

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[Kyle DeLexus]

Lets just say you are one of my favorite posters on the planet. I would do it, for you!

Decent answer I suppose, but I like all the final n00bs so I'm going to hold off and vote later.

I don't know if I'll be able to make it to the bash or not depending on when it is and I've given up beer, so that doesn't appeal to me. Would be nice for the bash folks though so I'll think about it.

[BossChief]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/Brandy_Taylors_Boobs.gif


http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img/1432-boobs-shake-red-bikini.gif


http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/Brady_Taylors_Boobs_2.gif



now crown me.

1. http://www.jollylops.com/pictures/albums/bouncing-boobs/bouncing-animated-boobs-0075.gif

2. http://images.damncrows.com/img/upld/scarlett-johansson-shower.1247928284.gif

3. http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img/2070-sexy-girl-holding-bouncing-boobs.gif

4. http://www.sarcasticmyspace.com/graphics/blakkfrogg/comments143/pics_animated-feels-own-boobs.gif

5. http://www.boobbouncers.com/boobs/animated_boobs_images/boobs_shaker.gif

6. http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/24v8zn4.gif

7. http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o187/wickeddevildog/gif/boobs.gif

8. http://s5.tinypic.com/2zsywle.jpg

9. http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l246/putzit/putzit2/Yellow_top_bouncing_boobs-41.gif

10. http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/1242138376_girls-rubbing-bodies.gif

and 11. http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s358/svtsrt83/boobs.gif

IF YA CANT TOP IT, BORROW FROM THE BEST!!!

[BossChief]

Decent answer I suppose, but I like all the final n00bs so I'm going to hold off and vote later.

I don't know if I'll be able to make it to the bash or not depending on when it is and I've given up beer, so that doesn't appeal to me. Would be nice for the bash folks though so I'll think about it.

If you are in fact not a drinker, I will spring for your beverage if you do go. Vote or not! You're a good dude!

[BossChief]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/Brandy_Taylors_Boobs.gif


http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img/1432-boobs-shake-red-bikini.gif


http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/Brady_Taylors_Boobs_2.gif



now crown me.

1. http://www.jollylops.com/pictures/albums/bouncing-boobs/bouncing-animated-boobs-0075.gif

2. http://images.damncrows.com/img/upld/scarlett-johansson-shower.1247928284.gif

3. http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img/2070-sexy-girl-holding-bouncing-boobs.gif

4. http://www.sarcasticmyspace.com/graphics/blakkfrogg/comments143/pics_animated-feels-own-boobs.gif

5. http://www.boobbouncers.com/boobs/animated_boobs_images/boobs_shaker.gif

6. http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/24v8zn4.gif

7. http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o187/wickeddevildog/gif/boobs.gif

8. http://s5.tinypic.com/2zsywle.jpg

9. http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l246/putzit/putzit2/Yellow_top_bouncing_boobs-41.gif

10. http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/1242138376_girls-rubbing-bodies.gif

and 11. http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s358/svtsrt83/boobs.gif

IF YA CANT TOP IT, BORROW FROM THE BEST!!!

ummmmm did I do that?

YES, YES I DID!

(thanks sofaking!)

[BossChief]

If you think it is kinda lame to have a poll after someone already won...

VOTE FOR BOSSCHIEF!!!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Good Lord.

I voted for Boss again, but I feel JD and Kyle are just as deserving. I want to thank all that voted for me in the last poll; that I survived the Planet Caucus and made it to the convention is very humbling when I think of my beginnings here.
That 20 + page douche thread of mine from Thanksgiving last year is a textbook example of n00biness FAIL, and growth/learning in the "Planet Way".
All n00bs should consider it required viewing.
I have my haters like everyone else, but that number has decreased significantly due to a lot of good people here who were long-suffering and patient enough to see past my flaws, and hope that I could evolve in to a solid contributor.
I thank them first and foremost, and I thank all the new people who have shown appreciation for me.

[BossChief]

Good Lord.

I voted for Boss again, but I feel JD and Kyle are just as deserving. I want to thank all that voted for me in the last poll; that I survived the Planet Caucus and made it to the convention is very humbling when I think of my beginnings here.
That 20 + page douche thread of mine from Thanksgiving last year is a textbook example of n00biness FAIL, and growth/learning in the "Planet Way".
All n00bs should consider it required viewing.
I have my haters like everyone else, but that number has decreased significantly due to a lot of good people here who were long-suffering and patient enough to see past my flaws, and hope that I could evolve in to a solid contributor.
I thank them first and foremost, and I thank all the new people who have shown appreciation for me.

you are close to becoming a true jedi ROR!

Titles meh, rep points meh, planet fame and glory meh A JEDI CRAVES NOT THESE THINGS (but finds a way to get them anyway!!!:evil:)

[BossChief]

Im such a whore!

[crazycoffey]

Soooo, now I can change my vote?
jeez, I hate post whores.....






:ducks:

[Slainte]

Titles meh, rep points meh, planet fame and glory meh A JEDI CRAVES NOT THESE THINGS (but finds a way to get them anyway!!!:evil:)

Irony, this is. I guess.

:shrug:

[BossChief]

Soooo, now I can change my vote?
jeez, I hate post whores.....






:ducks:rochambeau

Im having lots of fun with this whole thing!

[BigRedChief]

Soooo, now I can change my vote?
jeez, I hate post whores.....






:ducks:
Yep, to one of the three finalists.

[BigRedChief]

If you think it is kinda lame to have a poll after someone already won...

VOTE FOR BOSSCHIEF!!!
It's looking like the results are going to be the same, but no friggin * would be attached to the crown. And the majority's opinion about the process was followed. Thy will of the people will be done.:)

[ArrowheadHawk]

Good Lord.

I voted for Boss again, but I feel JD and Kyle are just as deserving. I want to thank all that voted for me in the last poll; that I survived the Planet Caucus and made it to the convention is very humbling when I think of my beginnings here.
That 20 + page douche thread of mine from Thanksgiving last year is a textbook example of n00biness FAIL, and growth/learning in the "Planet Way".
All n00bs should consider it required viewing.
I have my haters like everyone else, but that number has decreased significantly due to a lot of good people here who were long-suffering and patient enough to see past my flaws, and hope that I could evolve in to a solid contributor.
I thank them first and foremost, and I thank all the new people who have shown appreciation for me.

You still seem like a douche to me. Maybee I've only seen your douchbag anti KU comments though. I haven't seen one post that wasn't.

[RNR]

I demand there is yet one more poll. There is no write in option and as it was shown "who gives a crap" was tied for the lead. I do find it rather amusing this is being taken so seriously~

[RJ]

Well, the chick in the towel is hot, so I guess that counts for something.


Edit: Oh, I thought she looked familiar.

[Bugeater]

Bosschief already has more than twice as many votes as JD, I say we crown his ass and get this over with.

[Fairplay]

Com'n JD !!

[BigRedChief]

Bosschief already has more than twice as many votes as JD, I say we crown his ass and get this over with.No friggin way. We are not changing the rules again in mid stream.:shake:

Next year we will have a more organized approach since it seems more people care now. We will defintely have rounds of voting. Additional members added to the academy. A non-partisan committe set up to have more formal rules and solve any potential disputes etc.

[BossChief]

Com'n JD !!

:loser:

[BossChief]

Im just glad I didnt have to pull a
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[2112]

BossChief gets my vote...just a quick question BRC..is this officially official?

[2112]

Bosschief already has more than twice as many votes as JD, I say we crown his ass and get this over with.

You're all stoopid n00bs. a time table should have been put on the poll. at which time the winner will be nominated, n00b!

[RNR]

BossChief gets my vote...just a quick question BRC..is this officially official?

I have never paid any attention to this award but did read you won it once. So at least it worked out one time :)

[2112]

I have never paid any attention to this award but did read you won it once. So at least it worked out one time :)

I had tough competition too! I voted for Hamas to win it! he has really calmed down since he stopped posting in DC and Herm leaving and all.

He once said that he would rather ''have his ass hole cauterized shut than Have Herm as his head coach''


ROFL

[Sofa King]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/Brandy_Taylors_Boobs.gif


http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img/1432-boobs-shake-red-bikini.gif


http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/Brady_Taylors_Boobs_2.gif



now crown me.

1. http://www.jollylops.com/pictures/albums/bouncing-boobs/bouncing-animated-boobs-0075.gif

2. http://images.damncrows.com/img/upld/scarlett-johansson-shower.1247928284.gif

3. http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img/2070-sexy-girl-holding-bouncing-boobs.gif

4. http://www.sarcasticmyspace.com/graphics/blakkfrogg/comments143/pics_animated-feels-own-boobs.gif

5. http://www.boobbouncers.com/boobs/animated_boobs_images/boobs_shaker.gif

6. http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/24v8zn4.gif

7. http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o187/wickeddevildog/gif/boobs.gif

8. http://s5.tinypic.com/2zsywle.jpg

9. http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l246/putzit/putzit2/Yellow_top_bouncing_boobs-41.gif

10. http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/1242138376_girls-rubbing-bodies.gif

and 11. http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s358/svtsrt83/boobs.gif

IF YA CANT TOP IT, BORROW FROM THE BEST!!!




oh come on... i spent all that tie making that... and boss chief gets teh votes for it???


ugggg....

i only got one rep for it too....


NOT worth it...


i voted for JD

[BossChief]

oh come on... i spent all that tie making that... and boss chief gets teh votes for it???


ugggg....

i only got one rep for it too....


NOT worth it...


i voted for JD

ummmmm thank you!:evil:

I did credit you in my post!

...and you got TWO reps for it!

[BigRedChief]

BossChief gets my vote...just a quick question BRC..is this officially official?When this poll closes on the 10th we will have a winner, "Officially Official".

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

When this poll closes on the 10th we will have a winner, "Officially Official".

Agreed. There's a lot of people who have yet to vote.

[DaFace]

How sad that our democratic system has now been influenced by bribes.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I had tough competition too! I voted for Hamas to win it! he has really calmed down since he stopped posting in DC and Herm leaving and all.

He once said that he would rather ''have his ass hole cauterized shut than Have Herm as his head coach''


ROFL

I stand by that statement.

However, I'm breaking out the soldering iron if I see another performance like today.

Question for you: What is your guys' opinion on Gholston? Seemed like he was making progress, but once Pace came back they just buried him on the bench.

[ClevelandBronco]

Do any of these assholes have an official Kenyan birth certificate?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I stand by that statement.

However, I'm breaking out the soldering iron if I see another performance like today.

Question for you: What is your guys' opinion on Gholston? Seemed like he was making progress, but once Pace came back they just buried him on the bench.

The board I visit, which is comprised of fans that are pretty reasonable as opposed to the Radio City dumbfuck crowd, have been up Gholston's ass all year long in disappointment.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Do any of these assholes have an official Kenyan birth certificate?

I was born in Rome, in the month of June, and my birth mother died.

And that's all I can divulge about that.:fire:

[2112]

I stand by that statement.

However, I'm breaking out the soldering iron if I see another performance like today.

Question for you: What is your guys' opinion on Gholston? Seemed like he was making progress, but once Pace came back they just buried him on the bench.
I almost forgot about dunking your balls in chum and jumping in the shark tank!

ROFL



Dude, Gholston is lost on the field. he has made no progress at all from last year. he cant fight off blocks and always gets caught on the inside on running plays. he is awful! And Sanchez is regressing..hes getting worse, not better. a competent head coach would have brought in a veteran backup qb and a good qb coach to coach this guy..Fatso has no clue what hes doing..

[Mr. Flopnuts]

How sad that our democratic system has now been influenced by bribes.

I totally agree. Corporate money in our politi.......oh. You were talking about CP. My bad. Carry on.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

My vote will go to either Boss again, or ROR. And if I decide to go with the underdog, I'm gonna go broke in bribe money.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

My vote will go to either Boss again, or ROR. And if I decide to go with the underdog, I'm gonna go broke in bribe money.

"I'm ROR, and I approve of this message".:D

[BigRedChief]

How sad that our democratic system has now been influenced by bribes.
Ain't America great! :)

[BossChief]

My vote will go to either Boss again, or ROR. And if I decide to go with the underdog, I'm gonna go broke in bribe money.

they should have done one of these for last years kotn voting! He should have won it last year! A worthy adversary to be sure.

"the force is strong with this one!"

Im just glad I didnt fall into a loophole because I started my account on one of the last days of the year in 2008 and therefore wouldnt have been eligible for this years competition.

I just hope people feel I deserve the title. It seems they do. I think it is kinda cool!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

In all honesty, the fact that I made the final cut validates my membership here, and my haters can now cry in their beers.

[BossChief]

It seems I might be out of the woods for the burnt ends part of my bribe huh!

[RNR]

Before the poll ends I will be offering huge casino cash for votes to go the way I want. Bribes seem to be a factor so tossing in 20 or 30 million casino bucks could be fun. As JFK's dad said once I am willing to buy the election but not a landslide~

[Thig Lyfe]

I abstain to protest the absence of KnowMo.

[BigRedChief]

Before the poll ends I will be offering huge casino cash for votes to go the way I want. Bribes seem to be a factor so tossing in 20 or 30 million casino bucks could be fun. As JFK's dad said once I am willing to buy the election but not a landslide~It's the time honored American way.

[BigRedChief]

I abstain to protest the absence of KnowMo.On what grounds do you protest? You didn't get your way? Try some bribes.

[RNR]

It's the time honored American way.

I know little about those up less ROR. I was one of the first to reach out to him after his epic start. His posting style is different than mine but I have no issue with him. I do like the fact this JD guy has said nothing and stayed out of the mix. As far as Boss he seems to take this way to serious and did not show the same class ROR did by voting for someone else. I intend on backing one of them but have yet to decide who will get the benifit of my casino cash~

[Kyle DeLexus]

I know little about those up less ROR. I was one of the first to reach out to him after his epic start. His posting style is different than mine but I have no issue with him. I do like the fact this JD guy has said nothing and stayed out of the mix. As far as Boss he seems to take this way to serious and did not show the same class ROR did by voting for someone else. I intend on backing one of them but have yet to decide who will get the benifit of my casino cash~

I will be waiting for RNR to back someone to collect said casino cash.

[BossChief]

I know little about those up less ROR. I was one of the first to reach out to him after his epic start. His posting style is different than mine but I have no issue with him. I do like the fact this JD guy has said nothing and stayed out of the mix. As far as Boss he seems to take this way to serious and did not show the same class ROR did by voting for someone else. I intend on backing one of them but have yet to decide who will get the benifit of my casino cash~
I am just a naturally competitive person in general. I mean no ill will towards anyone, I am just having fun with it. ROR and I have chatted on the backlines throughout all of this and he was one of the first posters I added to my friends list. To be honest, I didnt think I had much of a chance to win this...I thought it was cool to be the first one nominated and as I said, have made it a bit of a pet project. I like being a member of a place like this where so many knowledgeable fans and dumbassery meet to form a complete circle to call each other names.

JD and ROR are both fine posters, both are deserving of this thing (even though JD isnt a Chiefs fan) I enjoy reading their takes as they both bring it on the many topics that come across here.

I hate to take a page from RORs book, but I am humbled to have made it this far and to be quite honest...I was planning on bringing some beer and meat to the bash anyway, I haven't met many of you but consider many of you friends from the views we share. I wanted it to be a celebration. I just thought that I would make it part of my bribe because I thought it would be kinda cool to win it.

:thumb:

[rtmike]

Before the poll ends I will be offering huge casino cash for votes to go the way I want. Bribes seem to be a factor so tossing in 20 or 30 million casino bucks could be fun. As JFK's dad said once I am willing to buy the election but not a landslide~

I'll patiently wait.

[Fairplay]

I know little about those up less ROR. I was one of the first to reach out to him after his epic start. His posting style is different than mine but I have no issue with him. I do like the fact this JD guy has said nothing and stayed out of the mix. As far as Boss he seems to take this way to serious and did not show the same class ROR did by voting for someone else. I intend on backing one of them but have yet to decide who will get the benifit of my casino cash~



That is why i voted JD.

[BossChief]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/Brandy_Taylors_Boobs.gif


http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img/1432-boobs-shake-red-bikini.gif


http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/Brady_Taylors_Boobs_2.gif



now crown me.

1. http://www.jollylops.com/pictures/albums/bouncing-boobs/bouncing-animated-boobs-0075.gif

2. http://images.damncrows.com/img/upld/scarlett-johansson-shower.1247928284.gif

3. http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img/2070-sexy-girl-holding-bouncing-boobs.gif

4. http://www.sarcasticmyspace.com/graphics/blakkfrogg/comments143/pics_animated-feels-own-boobs.gif

5. http://www.boobbouncers.com/boobs/animated_boobs_images/boobs_shaker.gif

6. http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/24v8zn4.gif

7. http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o187/wickeddevildog/gif/boobs.gif

8. http://s5.tinypic.com/2zsywle.jpg

9. http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l246/putzit/putzit2/Yellow_top_bouncing_boobs-41.gif

10. http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/1242138376_girls-rubbing-bodies.gif

and 11. http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s358/svtsrt83/boobs.gif

IF YA CANT TOP IT, BORROW FROM THE BEST!!!

this page was lacking in tiddays

[Chiefspants]

Raised on Riots gave me positive rep, so its an easy vote for me.

[BossChief]

Raised on Riots gave me positive rep, so its an easy vote for me.

Im glad the vote went to a Chiefs fan!!!

[Tits McGee]

Nice rib hams...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Raised on Riots gave me positive rep, so its an easy vote for me.

Have some more! :D

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Nice rib hams...

And....some reppage for Mr. McGee since we're all here!:D

[Lumpy]

Decisions, decisions. Who is the better ass kisser? :D

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Decisions, decisions. Who is the better ass kisser? :D

For you sweetheart? I think they'll pucker up until their lips get stuck like that. :D

[BossChief]

Decisions, decisions. Who is the better ass kisser? :D

Ill be your huckleberry!

For you, I will definatly make sure your type of prefered beverage is available at the bash...wine coolers? Beer? maddog 20/20? holla at ya ass kissin boy!ROFL

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Decisions, decisions. Who is the better ass kisser? :D

Right here! Just tell me which cheek you prefer, please.

Have some rep.

[BossChief]

I wont be mad if you vote for ROR though, just keep the vote to a Chiefs fan please, sweetheart.Denise

[Lumpy]

Still thinking...

Well, RoR gave me rep and BossChief bogged down my comp w/ his girly gifs. I may need to sleep on this...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Still thinking...

Well, RoR gave me rep and BossChief bogged down my comp w/ his girly gifs. I may need to sleep on this...

And befriended you too! Welcome to Club ROR, Lumpy; the drinks are cold and never watered down, and I have the power to make Gonzo do a Chippendale's strip-tease for you in the VIP Room at the snap of my fingers!

Life is goooooood.:D

[Lumpy]

And befriended you too! Welcome to Club ROR, Lumpy; the drinks are cold and never watered down, and I have the power to make Gonzo do a Chippendale's strip-tease for you in the VIP Room at the snap of my fingers!

Life is goooooood.:D

Yes u did. Thx! :D

"Club ROR"... that sounds like an underground sex club. ROFL

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Yes u did. Thx! :D

"Club ROR"... that sounds like an underground sex club. ROFL

And so much more! :fire:

[BigRedChief]

Still thinking...

Well, RoR gave me rep and BossChief bogged down my comp w/ his girly gifs. I may need to sleep on this...
Excuse me? "girly" pics? I believe gazing upon jiggly boobies is always going to be way better than getting some rep. Call me weird.

[Lumpy]

Excuse me? "girly" pics? I believe gazing upon jiggly boobies is always going to be way better than getting some rep. Call me weird.

Yes, but I'm a chick. Therefore, if I want to look at boobs, all I need to do is look down. *BOING* Rep before other chick boobies. :D

Oh and ROR, u have my vote sir. I like to cheer on the underdog, (after all, I am a Chiefs fan. Heh). My apologies to the other 2. Good luck n00bs!

[BigRedChief]

Yes, but I'm a chick. Therefore, if I want to look at boobs, all I need to do is look down. *BOING* Rep before other chick boobies. :D

Oh and ROR, u have my vote sir. I like to cheer on the underdog, (after all, I am a Chiefs fan. Heh). My apologies to the other 2. Good luck n00bs!your own boobies to look at :doh!:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Yes, but I'm a chick. Therefore, if I want to look at boobs, all I need to do is look down. *BOING* Rep before other chick boobies. :D

Oh and ROR, u have my vote sir. I like to cheer on the underdog, (after all, I am a Chiefs fan. Heh). My apologies to the other 2. Good luck n00bs!

Gracias, Senorita Lumpy!

[Titty Meat]

Can either Raised On Riots or JD Chief step down and give there votes to the other just to make sure that idiot doesn't win? This looks like the 2004 election

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Can either Raised On Riots or JD Chief step down and give there votes to the other just to make sure that idiot doesn't win? This looks like the 2004 election

Did Boss Chief say something bad about Nebraska? I ask, because that seems to be the only thing that you'll really throw down for on this board it seems.:D

[BigRedChief]

Can either Raised On Riots or JD Chief step down and give there votes to the other just to make sure that idiot doesn't win? This looks like the 2004 electionNope, no transfer of votes. No dropping out of the race.

[RNR]

Nope, no transfer of votes. No dropping out of the race.

Ok BRC you seem to be heading this deal up so should I effect the outcome or just play nice? I hardly ever use my casino cash less giving it away and I am rather bored :hmmm:

[BigRedChief]

Ok BRC you seem to be heading this deal up so should I effect the outcome or just play nice? I hardly ever use my casino cash less giving it away and I am rather bored :hmmm:I'm just the President of the Academy. :)

I don't have anything against JD, he's a good addition to the board. But, he's not a Chiefs fan and neither are you. To some that matters. You are a long time member in good standing. You have just as much right as any Chiefs fan on this board. You have earned that.

It's your money and there is no rules against it. That being said, to have a non-chiefs fan help elect another non-chiefs fan King of the N00bs might rub some the wrong way. That would make 2 out of the last 3 years that a non-Chief fans as King of the N00bs. But, I don't know who you are wanting to back to upset the apple cart

[RNR]

I'm just the President of the Academy. :)

I don't have anything against JD, he's a good addition to the board. But, he's not a Chiefs fan and neither are you. To some that matters. You are a long time member in good standing. You have just as much right as any Chiefs fan on this board. You have earned that.

It's your money and there is no rules against it. That being said, to have a non-chiefs fan help elect another non-chiefs fan King of the N00bs might rub some the wrong way. That would make 2 out of the last 3 years that a non-Chief fans as King of the N00bs. But, I don't know who you are wanting to back to upset the apple cart

Well I have never worried too much about rubbing anyone the wrong way :) I have been around this old joint longer than most Chief fans here. That said how much does it cost in casino cash to get membership in the academy :)

[BigRedChief]

Well I have never worried too much about rubbing anyone the wrong way :) I have been around this old joint longer than most Chief fans here. That said how much does it cost in casino cash to get membership in the academy :)Memebership is earned and not for sale. You will be the first non-Chiefs fan to become a member of the academy. If you choose to accept the prestigious honor.:)

[RNR]

Memebership is earned and not for sale. You will be the first non-Chiefs fan to become a member of the academy. If you choose to accept the prestigious honor.:)

Well by damned you got the old redneck all misty :shake: I accept and with this added responsibility I shall stay out of the fray. I now feel a strange urge to ensure Boss wins as he kinda got the run around after clearly winning the first poll. This of course after conferring with the distinguished members in the academy :)

[BigRedChief]

Well by damned you got the old redneck all misty :shake: I accept and with this added responsibility I shall stay out of the fray. I now feel a strange urge to ensure Boss wins as he kinda got the run around after clearly winning the first poll. This of course after conferring with the distinguished members in the academy :)The academy can't take a position on this because its a neutral organization. The board of directors left it up to the individual members to make their own decision. So, its your own decion to make, no academy by-laws will be broken.

[RNR]

The academy can't take a position on this because its a neutral organization. The board of directors left it up to the individual members to make their own decision. So, its your own decion to make, no academy by-laws will be broken.
Dang it got scolded first day on the job :shake: :)

[BigRedChief]

Dang it got scolded first day on the job :shake: :)I'm sure you will do better tommorrow. Not everyone gets to be a n00b again.:rolleyes:

[RNR]

I'm sure you will do better tommorrow. Not everyone gets to be a n00b again.:rolleyes:

Wait! does this mean I am eligible for n00b of the ye...never mind...:shake:

[Titty Meat]

Did Boss Chief say something bad about Nebraska? I ask, because that seems to be the only thing that you'll really throw down for on this board it seems.:D

Nah, I think he was saying Brandon Carr is a good CB.

[Gonzo]

I have yet to vote here... Wonder what it's worth?
Posted via Mobile Device

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I have yet to vote here... Wonder what it's worth?
Posted via Mobile Device

You can have the 50K Phobia gave to me for voting for Boss in round one if you like.:D

[Buck]

I don't really like ROR, and I know he doesn't like me, but I still voted for him because whether or not I like the guy, hes the most well known n00b on the board, and caused some pretty big controversy as far as Football message board controversies go.

Well done ROR.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I don't really like ROR, and I know he doesn't like me, but I still voted for him because whether or not I like the guy, hes the most well known n00b on the board, and caused some pretty big controversy as far as Football message board controversies go.

Well done ROR.

I don't dislike you. I fuck with you a little now and again, but overall I'd say you don't even really perturb me.
And I've actually enjoyed many of your threads and posts.

[Titty Meat]

I don't dislike you. I **** with you a little now and again, but overall I'd say you don't even really perturb me.
And I've actually enjoyed many of your threads and posts.

Just say you want to fuck him

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Just say you want to fuck him

Who do you think has been watching the poops inside his bathroom walls?:D

[Buck]

I don't dislike you. I fuck with you a little now and again, but overall I'd say you don't even really perturb me.
And I've actually enjoyed many of your threads and posts.

For the most part you don't anger me, but it seems like you really know how to get under my skin when you want.

This is starting to sound gay.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

If I weren't running #5 sandpaper across someones ass more often than not, people would wonder who hi-jacked my account.

Meh, it's all good.

[BossChief]

Did Boss Chief say something bad about Nebraska? I ask, because that seems to be the only thing that you'll really throw down for on this board it seems.:D
nah, billays a good dude, I have just given him a lot of hell for the whole Pollard/Brown thing and for saying Carr is a bad player. If people here didnt get on others for foolish comments, it wouldnt be the planet. Must have really gotten under his skin.
I have yet to vote here... Wonder what it's worth?
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YA ASK ME TO BE FRIENDS AND DONT VOTE FOR ME...WELL FUCK YOU!!!

j/k vote for ROR, if anyone make a late run to beat me I hope its a Chiefs fan!!!
You can have the 50K Phobia gave to me for voting for Boss in round one if you like.:D\
Very well played, my friend!

you got rep

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Very well played, my friend!

you got rep

Thank you sir!

I think my posse is holding out until the 11th hour to drop the clockhammer.

Maybe.

[BigRedChief]

I have yet to vote here... Wonder what it's worth?
Posted via Mobile Device
Known bribes are posted in the opening thread.

[Gonzo]

nah, billays a good dude, I have just given him a lot of hell for the whole Pollard/Brown thing and for saying Carr is a bad player. If people here didnt get on others for foolish comments, it wouldnt be the planet. Must have really gotten under his skin.

YA ASK ME TO BE FRIENDS AND DONT VOTE FOR ME...WELL FUCK YOU!!!

j/k vote for ROR, if anyone make a late run to beat me I hope its a Chiefs fan!!!
\
Very well played, my friend!

you got rep

I don't think I ever did a friend request IIRC. ROR and I have always gotten along. I don't really know you but you seem like an ok dude. ROR has money, you ain't cakin patna. ROR FTW. gimme my money son.
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[RNR]

I don't think I ever did a friend request IIRC. ROR and I have always gotten along. I don't really know you but you seem like an ok dude. ROR has money, you ain't cakin patna. ROR FTW. gimme my money son.
Posted via Mobile Device

He who waits will be rewarded :)

[Gonzo]

He who waits will be rewarded :)

Hmmmm...
allright then. ROR, the guantlet has been thrown. Disregard my pm. Lets see how much scratch these guys can pull together...
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[Kyle DeLexus]

Hmmmm...
allright then. ROR, the guantlet has been thrown. Disregard my pm. Lets see how much scratch these guys can pull together...
Posted via Mobile Device

Yeah, I'm patiently waiting myself....gotta find some way to get money back to pay for my failed campaign.

[Lumpy]

Who do you think has been watching the poops inside his bathroom walls?:D

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j275/McLumpy78/Funny%20Stuff/AXE-Peep-Hole-1.gif

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I don't think I ever did a friend request IIRC. ROR and I have always gotten along. I don't really know you but you seem like an ok dude. ROR has money, you ain't cakin patna. ROR FTW. gimme my money son.
Posted via Mobile Device

ROFL I just did a transfer through the Casino page, I hope it took.

And thanks!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Hmmmm...
allright then. ROR, the guantlet has been thrown. Disregard my pm. Lets see how much scratch these guys can pull together...
Posted via Mobile Device

No backin' out now, pal. The Deal Is Done.

[BossChief]

I win either way! If I lose, I save some cash and have a small moral victory from the first "real" poll....if I win, well......damnitt.... VOTE ROR!

[BigRedChief]

No backin' out now, pal. The Deal Is Done.He can just give the money back.:)

[BigRedChief]

Yeah, I'm patiently waiting myself....gotta find some way to get money back to pay for my failed campaign.Whats the going rate?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Yeah, I'm patiently waiting myself....gotta find some way to get money back to pay for my failed campaign.

You can have the other 50K. Deal?

[smittysbar]

You can have the other 50K. Deal?

Gave you some cash to help with your campaign

[Gonzo]

He can just give the money back.:)

What money?
Posted via Mobile Device

[BossChief]

You can have the other 50K. Deal?

Ill chip in 10...ROFL

do we have a deal DOGG?

[BigRedChief]

Ill chip in 10...ROFL

do we have a deal DOGG?
I'll put in $50K

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Gave you some cash to help with your campaign

Thank you Sir!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ROR is not DCS. I think I was the first person to tell him he was going to have a meltdown and start an I'm leaving forever thread. Hilarity ensued.

But this dude is a Chiefs fan. And he values Chiefsplanet. If he didn't, he wouldn't have kept coming back and seeking the approval of his fellow Chiefs fans. He's adapted, and he's become a valuable member of this board.

I voted for Boss in the first round. Boss is a deserving n00b of the year, so is JD. ROR deserves it though. He's put in his time, and he's worked to become a valuable member of this board.

Vote for ROR. Vote for the underdog. Oh, and vote for the 150k I'm going to give the next 10 people who vote for him and PM me directly after.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

ROR is not DCS. I think I was the first person to tell him he was going to have a meltdown and start an I'm leaving forever thread. Hilarity ensued.

But this dude is a Chiefs fan. And he values Chiefsplanet. If he didn't, he wouldn't have kept coming back and seeking the approval of his fellow Chiefs fans. He's adapted, and he's become a valuable member of this board.

I voted for Boss in the first round. Boss is a deserving n00b of the year, so is JD. ROR deserves it though. He's put in his time, and he's worked to become a valuable member of this board.

Vote for ROR. Vote for the underdog. Oh, and vote for the 150k I'm going to give the next 10 people who vote for him and PM me directly after.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rocky.jpg
You rule, Flop.

[Gonzo]

ROR is not DCS. I think I was the first person to tell him he was going to have a meltdown and start an I'm leaving forever thread. Hilarity ensued.

But this dude is a Chiefs fan. And he values Chiefsplanet. If he didn't, he wouldn't have kept coming back and seeking the approval of his fellow Chiefs fans. He's adapted, and he's become a valuable member of this board.

I voted for Boss in the first round. Boss is a deserving n00b of the year, so is JD. ROR deserves it though. He's put in his time, and he's worked to become a valuable member of this board.

Vote for ROR. Vote for the underdog. Oh, and vote for the 150k I'm going to give the next 10 people who vote for him and PM me directly after.

Done...

(agreed btw)

I'm Cakin!
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[Mr. Flopnuts]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rocky.jpg
You rule, Flop.

You've earned it. It was tough though, because Boss is a good poster. But again, it comes down to body of work. You battled adversity, and came through a winner. You deserve it. We'll see if the voters agree.........

http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/public/news_images/4/51533_114442_8.jpg

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Done...

(agreed btw)

I'm Cakin!
Posted via Mobile Device

WOOT!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Done...

(agreed btw)

I'm Cakin!
Posted via Mobile Device

Paid.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

WOOT!

Dude. If you lose by one vote and I blow half my wad I'm gonna be pissed. You voted for Boss.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Dude. If you lose by one vote and I blow half my wad I'm gonna be pissed. You voted for Boss.

LMAO I thought it was the gentlemanly thing to do. Besides, I didn't think I had a chance to be honest.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Dude. If you lose by one vote and I blow half my wad I'm gonna be pissed. You voted for Boss.

If it comes down to one vote, I'll use 100K to buy it.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO I thought it was the gentlemanly thing to do. Besides, I didn't think I had a chance to be honest.

We need a mod. DaFace!! Wait. DaFace hates you. We're fucked.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

We need a mod. DaFace!! Wait. DaFace hates you. We're fucked.

LMAO

[RNR]

Done...

(agreed btw)

I'm Cakin!
Posted via Mobile Device

Should have waited I pay much better and the next 10 posters should look at my bank account. I am willing to drop millions~

[Mr. Flopnuts]

We need a mod. DaFace!! Wait. DaFace hates you. We're fucked.

Should have waited I pay much better and the next 10 posters should look at my bank account. I am willing to drop millions~

We're totally fucked. I got my pennies from this guy.

[BossChief]

We're totally ****ed. I got my pennies from this guy.

LOL

RNR RULES!!!

[BigRedChief]

ROR is not DCS. I think I was the first person to tell him he was going to have a meltdown and start an I'm leaving forever thread. Hilarity ensued.

But this dude is a Chiefs fan. And he values Chiefsplanet. If he didn't, he wouldn't have kept coming back and seeking the approval of his fellow Chiefs fans. He's adapted, and he's become a valuable member of this board.

I voted for Boss in the first round. Boss is a deserving n00b of the year, so is JD. ROR deserves it though. He's put in his time, and he's worked to become a valuable member of this board.

Vote for ROR. Vote for the underdog. Oh, and vote for the 150k I'm going to give the next 10 people who vote for him and PM me directly after.
Opening post updated with the bribe.

[RNR]

LOL

RNR RULES!!!

As I said before I am like JFKs dad I will buy you a win but not a landslide. You contact the voters and I will pay them...well~

[BigRedChief]

Should have waited I pay much better and the next 10 posters should look at my bank account. I am willing to drop millions~Whats the exact bribe? What do you want me to say in the opening post?

[RNR]

Whats the exact bribe? What do you want me to say in the opening post?

Lets just say if the offer is only 100 or 150k a vote Boss has nothing to worry about as I will double that in a heart beat~

[smittysbar]

As I said before I am like JFKs dad I will buy you a win but not a landslide. You contact the voters and I will pay them...well~

Well that makes it no fun what so ever, he already has a huge lead. :)

[BossChief]

I dont know exactly how much, but MILLIONS sounds nice don't it!!!

I never thought I would get this much support through all of this!

Sounds like some posters are gonna be rewarded very very well if its close late in the game...

[BigRedChief]

Well that makes it no fun what so ever, he already has a huge lead. :)The one with the biggest pockets wins. Good old fashion politics in America.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Lets just say if the offer is only 100 or 150k a vote Boss has nothing to worry about as I will double that in a heart beat~

Citizens of Chiefs Planet, I implore you; are you going to let AL DAVIS BUY YOUR VOTE?!

(sorry brah, but at the end of the day; that's the tribe you bleed for)

[BossChief]

I hope this race sets the precedent for future ones on how it's done!!!

A little dirty CP tradition evolving as the posts and votes roll in...

[BigRedChief]

Citizens of Chiefs Planet, I implore you; are you going to let AL DAVIS BUY YOUR VOTE?!

(sorry brah, but at the end of the day; that's the tribe you bleed for)
Nicely played. :clap:

but Redneck Raider is as much Chiefs Planet as any Chiefs fan. He just has that little quirk about him.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Done...

(agreed btw)

I'm Cakin!
Posted via Mobile Device

Oops. I almost forgot. You've been :Poke: with The Ron Jeremy Rep Stick. As will everyone else who votes for ROR. At least until DaFace reads this post and reduces my rep to DCS levels.

[BigRedChief]

Well that makes it no fun what so ever, he already has a huge lead. :)
7 votes are not a huge lead.

[RNR]

Citizens of Chiefs Planet, I implore you; are you going to let AL DAVIS BUY YOUR VOTE?!

(sorry brah, but at the end of the day; that's the tribe you bleed for)

BRC made me the first non Chiefs fan member of the academy. He also said he felt that n00b of the year should be a Chiefs fan which Boss is. and I admire your moxy with the Davis smack however I do not see how someone voting for a Chiefs fan and getting paid very and I mean very well for it has anything to do with Al .Davis~

[Peter Riverpants]

I don't want any Raider money...............

[BigRedChief]

Oops. I almost forgot. You've been :Poke: with The Ron Jeremy Rep Stick. As will everyone else who votes for ROR. At least until DaFace reads this post and reduces my rep to DCS levels.I just pos repped ROR for no good reason other than it's Hannukah.

[RNR]

I don't want any Raider money...............

Cool but do not take that out on Boss as he did not ask for me to back him~

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I don't want any Raider money...............

Paid and repped. You seem strangely familiar though n00b...................


I just pos repped ROR for no good reason other than it's Hannukah.

You've been repped because I still want in the academy.

[BigRedChief]

I don't want any Raider money...............Tread carefully n00b.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

BRC made me the first non Chiefs fan member of the academy. He also said he felt that n00b of the year should be a Chiefs fan which Boss is. and I admire your moxy with the Davis smack however I do not see how someone voting for a Chiefs fan and getting paid very and I mean very well for it has anything to do with Al .Davis~

Nothing personal, it's just politics. Dirty, dirty politics.:D

I just pos repped ROR for no good reason other than it's Hannukah.

Thank you Sir!

[RNR]

Nothing personal, it's just politics. Dirty, dirty politics.:D

LMAO

[BigRedChief]

You've been repped because I still want in the academy.

Welllllll the academy is suppose to be a bi-partisan institution full of highly moral and upstanding citizens of the community but, we have decided to let you in the academy anyways. Pending RedneckRaiders approval....

[Mr. Flopnuts]

BRC made me the first non Chiefs fan member of the academy. He also said he felt that n00b of the year should be a Chiefs fan which Boss is. and I admire your moxy with the Davis smack however I do not see how someone voting for a Chiefs fan and getting paid very and I mean very well for it has anything to do with Al .Davis~

Bringing a Raider fan into the Chiefs academy is like inviting Achmanutjob to come in and help us evaluate our nuclear policy. :D

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Welllllll the academy is suppose to be a bi-partisan institution full of highly moral and upstanding citizens of the community but, we have decided to let you in the academy anyways. Pending RedneckRaiders approval....

Bringing a Raider fan into the Chiefs academy is like inviting Achmanutjob to come in and help us evaluate our nuclear policy. :D

DAMMIT!!!!

[RNR]

Welllllll the academy is suppose to be a bi-partisan institution full of highly moral and upstanding citizens of the community but, we have decided to let you in the academy anyways. Pending RedneckRaiders approval....

That would be a yes~

[Mr. Flopnuts]

That would be a yes~

Whew. I've been working at this for a long time now. Good thing you have a sense of humor. :)

[BigRedChief]

Whew. I've been working at this for a long time now. Good thing you have a sense of humor. :)
Now, get to work.:D

[Chiefspants]

Man, this is going to be a close one.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Now, get to work.:D

SIR, YES SIR!!!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Man, this is going to be a close one.

Did you just vote?

[BigRedChief]

SIR, YES SIR!!!Is my car waxed yet n00b?

[RNR]

Did you just vote?

Hey I guess I can back off I just looked and Boss has quite a bit of his own money to buy votes ;)

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Hey I guess I can back off I just looked and Boss has quite a bit of his own money to buy votes ;)

You gave him 10 mil? Hey, when this is over can I have some more money? :D

[BossChief]

<----------------WHOS CAKN NOW PATNA???

[Mr. Flopnuts]

<----------------WHOS CAKN NOW PATNA???

DAMMIT.

[RNR]

You gave him 10 mil? Hey, when this is over can I have some more money? :D

Hey that is a pretty serious accusation me being an academy member and all~

[BigRedChief]

You gave him 10 mil? Hey, when this is over can I have some more money? :DNo sweat, he didn't fully read the by laws of the academy before he accpeted the position. Section 12 sub section b paragraph 2 reads......
All Raider fans accepted into the Academy must pay $10 million in Chiefs Planet casino money to each member of the academy.

Look it up.

[RNR]

You gave him 10 mil? Hey, when this is over can I have some more money? :D

When the election is over~

[smittysbar]

The one with the biggest pockets wins. Good old fashion politics in America.

7 votes are not a huge lead.


Why do I feel like I picked on your little brother or something :evil:

[BigRedChief]

<----------------WHOS CAKN NOW PATNA???
Whats the bribe now?

[BossChief]

Lets just say the next five voters that vote for BossChief then pm me get 350k to throw around!!!

[BigRedChief]

Why do I feel like I picked on your little brother or something :evil:You picked on my little brother? Rep coming your way.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

When the election is over~

LMAO Best Raiders fan EVAR!!!!

[BossChief]

thats A LOT of now and laters

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ROR has picked up some more votes. I need the names in order to rep and payoff.

[smittysbar]

My pockets are full again, thanks RNR, the kids can eat this week.

[BossChief]

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now crown me.

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IF YA CANT TOP IT, BORROW FROM THE BEST!!!

this should be the header of each page in this thing!

post of the year!

props to sofa king!

[BigRedChief]

My pockets are full again, thanks RNR, the kids can eat this week.Jeeezzz you voted for the Jets fan and I gave you rep.:doh!:

[BigRedChief]

this should be the header of each page in this thing!

post of the year!

props to sofa king!

Yes, after we crown the n00b of the year, the academy will start taking nominations for post of the year. And sofa king's collection of jiggly boobs have to be near the top of the nomination list.

[RNR]

Boss better get on the campaign trail the gap is closing~

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Yes, after we crown the n00b of the year, the academy will start taking nominations for post of the year. And sofa king's collection of jiggly boobs have to be near the top of the nomination list.

We need to have a variety of Chiefy awards and let the people give us some good ideas for awards. We can totally rename the Chiefys, it was just off the top of my head. We should seriously have like a dozen catagories though. Let the historians dig the gold out of the search function.

[BossChief]

Let me see:

tiddays
beer
casino cash
Chiefs pride
"all your wildest dreams will come true"

what else could you want?

VOTE BOSSCHIEF!!!

[Kyle DeLexus]

Let me see:

tiddays
beer
casino cash
Chiefs pride
"all your wildest dreams will come true"

what else could you want?

VOTE BOSSCHIEF!!!

$5 million in unmarked casino cash dollars in my swiss casino cash account. :drool:

[BossChief]

$5 million in unmarked casino cash dollars in my swiss casino cash account. :drool:

sorry, all my money is marked and the swiss are looking for me to find out where their 10 million dollars is....

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Alright, it's time to break out the Diplomats Attache' Case.

As most of you know, I have a running bet with the ungodly, ever-whining poster known as "Doomy3" regarding total yardage plus rushing yards between Matt Cassel and Mark Sanchez for the 2009 season.
For those of you who are new, or are not hip to clash of egos that WAS the 2009 Draft discussions; a sizable number of posters here(myself included)wanted the Chiefs to draft a quarterback both before Cassel was brought to KC and AFTER he was brought here because frankly, our franchise's history with cast-off's and hand me-downs combined with the undeniable statistical data showing that drafted, franchise QB's win more Championships than any other "QB demographic" warranted such feelings/desires.

The whole mess pissed a LOT of people off and split the board to the point of Defcon 1. There are still heated debates continuing to this day, many spurred on by the overall performance of Cassel thus far, and there are always little jabs back and forth between posters who still reside on one side of the debate or the other.

Well, as it turned out, Doomy3 and I were the only people at the end of the day who believed in our convictions for both QB's enough to put our very memberships on the line to prove our points. It was a good season to do it from a fans standpoint as well, because the Chiefs and the Jets were/are not scheduled to face each other this year.
Thus far, it has been a close race with neither QB pulling a sizable lead.
Or setting the world on fire for that matter.:doh!:

So what is this about? What am I driving at? It is this:

If I lose this bet, I will be gone from Chiefs Planet Forever. I honor my bets and this is a serious one.

If however I end up as the victor in this wager, I will NOT claim my prize in this contest, and Doomy3 can stay here for as long as he likes. I realize there are members here who probably enjoy his takes and personality( for what reasons I can not begin to imagine, but I digress...), and it would be a good move toward better overall harmony on the board after a very polarizing draft/off season.

It would be a respectable and honorable gesture of goodwill for someone elected to the Office of say....

Chiefs Planet King of the n00bs?:D

Elect me your King, and I shall make it so.

[BigRedChief]

If I lose this bet, I will be gone from Chiefs Planet Forever. I honor my bets and this is a serious one.

If however I end up as the victor in this wager, I will NOT claim my prize in this contest, and Doomy3 can stay here for as long as he likes. I realize there are members here who probably enjoy his takes and personality( for what reasons I can not begin to imagine, but I digress...), and it would be a good move toward better overall harmony on the board after a very polarizing draft/off season.

It would be a respectable and honorable gesture of goodwill for someone elected to the Office of say....

Chiefs Planet King of the n00bs?:D

Elect me your King, and I shall make it so.
I had no idea about this stupid bet. Jeeezzz I'll leave forever is a really stupid bet and idea. The bet should be canceled immediately.

To even enter into such a bet would show a stubborn side of yourself that you can never be wrong. Not a good personality trait for a "King of the N00bs". But the fact that you have backed off on the bet on your side without any conciliation from doomy3 shows true leadership and goodwill towards the community worthy of a King of the Noobs title.

but, how can we allow a new "King of the N00bs" to be crowned and then he leaves the Planet forever in 4 weeks because of a stupid bet? You need to get Doomy3 to go along with your proposal to not force the other to leave or change the bet to own the other persons sig or something.

[BossChief]

I need pms from whoever votes for me to collect their huge payday!!!

This shit is getting close...down to 4 votes!

Good job campaining last night ROR!!!

The next person to throw me a vote gets 500k for it!!! PM me as soon as you place your vote so I can pay ya. 1st come first serve, as I will go off the time stamp on the pm to dictate who gets the 500k and who gets 350k ater that! Let the votes roll in!!!

Vote for BossChief!!!

[Lumpy]

Let me get this straight... had I held back my vote instead of getting paid off by ass kissing, I could have been bribed w/ casino cash?

Well, shit.

[BossChief]

Let me get this straight... had I held back my vote instead of getting paid off by ass kissing, I could have been bribed w/ casino cash?

Well, shit.

HA

I got a 10 million dollar campaign donation to use toward campaign advertisements (and just straight up buying votes).

This mutha is gonna get interesting...

[Mr. Plow]

Not much competition for BossChief.

[BigRedChief]

Let me get this straight... had I held back my vote instead of getting paid off by ass kissing, I could have been bribed w/ casino cash?

Well, shit.
Lesson learned for next years vote?:)

[Mr. Plow]

Let me get this straight... had I held back my vote instead of getting paid off by ass kissing, I could have been bribed w/ casino cash?

Well, shit.


Live and learn.

[Mr. Plow]

Lesson learned for next years vote?:)

Live and learn.


Damn....I'll call the repost on myself.

[BossChief]

Mr Plow is the 500k man! Hows it feel to get paid like BOOM to the power of BOOM?

[Lumpy]

Lesson learned for next years vote?:)

Live and learn.

Yep. Oh well, I don't even play games on here. My funds came from kind donations. However, if ROR continues his Lumpy ass kissing, I may donate it to win him some votes. :D

[BigRedChief]

wellll on the bright side its looking like at least its going to be a Chiefs fan this year.

[BossChief]

Stay tuned for specials that will be going on till the polls close tomorrow night!!!

I have a new special going till midnight tonight centrral time...

The Boss' referral program!!!

100k if you refer someone to vote for tha Boss!!!

The actual voter has to pm me right after their vote is placed stating who refered them and they get 350k and the referer gets 100k!!!!

Like BOOM!!!!

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["Bob" Dobbs]

OK. The bribery and ass-kissing worked. BossChief was able to buy my vote.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Remember. PM me after you vote for ROR to get your casino cash bonus and Ron Jeremy Rep Stick pleasure.

[Mr. Kansasski]

I am with-holding my vote to the highest bidder.

[BossChief]

My last voter declined his casino cash so I will "let it ride" into the next vote!!!

The next person to vote for me and pm me, not only gets their 350K, they will also receive an additional 350K for a total of ....

700K

I will go off the time stamp to deem who gets the big payday...someone is gonna get PAID!!!

[BossChief]

I am with-holding my vote to the highest bidder.

you arent gonna get much higher than 700,000 in casino cash...

[Buck]

I gotta admit BossChief, you're acting a little too desperate for this award, and its making me like you less. You are acting like a real n00b now.

[BigRedChief]

I gotta admit BossChief, your being a little to desperate for this award, and its making me like you less. You are acting like a real n00b now.jeezz lighten up francis. It's all in fun.

[BossChief]

Skip muthafuggin Towne will rep everyone that votes for me from here forward!!!

Make sure to pm me after you vote so I can get you paid and repped!!!

Buckinkaeding, Im having fun is all. ROR is too. JD would be if he wasnt on vacation, evidently one far away from CP.

[BigRedChief]

Skip muthafuggin Towne will rep everyone that votes for me from here forward!!!

Make sure to pm me after you vote so I can get you paid and repped!!!

Buckinkaeding, Im having fun is all. ROR is too. JD would be if he wasnt on vacation, evidently one far away from CP.:eek: Skip Towne endorsed a n00b?

Is it 2012 yet? Armageddon?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

:eek: Skip Towne endorsed a n00b?

Is it 2012 yet? Armageddon?
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it was an "anti-ROR"-endorsement.:D

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Yep. Oh well, I don't even play games on here. My funds came from kind donations. However, if ROR continues his Lumpy ass kissing, I may donate it to win him some votes. :D

You are the smartest, most football savvy woman to ever grace teh intrawebs.:D

[smittysbar]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it was an "anti-ROR"-endorsement.:D

I concur

[BigRedChief]

You are the smartest, most football savvy woman to ever grace teh intrawebs.:D
You got doomy3 on board yet? You want to win this thing you have to take care of that issue.

[BigRedChief]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it was an "anti-ROR"-endorsement.:D You got on the bad side of Skip Towne. no way....:rolleyes:

[BossChief]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it was an "anti-ROR"-endorsement.:D

you might have a point...ROFL

He also feels I got hosed in the first poll and wants to see me win it.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

You got doomy3 on board yet? You want to win this thing you have to take care of that issue.

Are you going to change the rules again? If I'm excommunicated, title should go to the runner up.

[smittysbar]

You got doomy3 on board yet? You want to win this thing you have to take care of that issue.

IMO that shouldn't matter, no one ever leaves anyhow

[BossChief]

Are you going to change the rules again? If I'm excommunicated, title should go to the runner up.

you got an ace in the hole or something?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

you got an ace in the hole or something?

Maybe, maybe not.:evil:

[BigRedChief]

Are you going to change the rules again? If I'm excommunicated, title should go to the runner up.This isn't a dictorship. I don't decide chit on my own. The academy serves at the pleasure of the people. They decide.

[BigRedChief]

IMO that shouldn't matter, no one ever leaves anyhowIsn't that some old doors song?:)

[Lumpy]

You are the smartest, most football savvy woman to ever grace teh intrawebs.:D

:D And...

[Gonzo]

Skip muthafuggin Towne will rep everyone that votes for me from here forward!!!

Make sure to pm me after you vote so I can get you paid and repped!!!

Buckinkaeding, Im having fun is all. ROR is too. JD would be if he wasnt on vacation, evidently one far away from CP.

I carry a fairly large rep stick myself...

The next 10 voters for ROR will receive a slap from my Peter North Rep Stick and 25,000 dollars in Casino Cash. You have to PM me afterwards though so I can track it.
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[The Franchise]

I carry a fairly large rep stick myself...

The next 10 voters for ROR will receive a slap from my Peter North Rep Stick and 25,000 dollars in Casino Cash. You have to PM me afterwards though so I can track it.
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I'll toss in $100,000 and a whack with my "little bit bigger than average" rep stick.....for the next 10 voters for ROR.

PM Gonzo...and then PM me to get your cash.

[Gonzo]

I'll toss in $100,000 and a whack with my "little bit bigger than average" rep stick.....for the next 10 voters for ROR.

PM Gonzo...and then PM me to get your cash.

Fuck yeah...

Here come the hanging chads...
Kick ass.
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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

:D And...

The Planet would be an insignificant speck in teh intratubes universe, unworthy of even Raiderism, were you to ever leave us.:D

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Fuck yeah...

Here come the hanging chads...
Kick ass.
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ROFL

[Lumpy]

The Planet would be an insignificant speck in teh intratubes universe, unworthy of even Raiderism, were you to ever leave us.:D

Now that's some ass kissin'! :D Did u take a class or something?

Btw...
donating all my cash to Gonzo to distribute to those that vote for ROR.

[CaliforniaChief]

Now that's some ass kissin'! :D Did u take a class or something?

Btw...
donating all my cash to Gonzo to distribute to those that vote for ROR.

But don't you guys have a joint casino cash checking account? :D

[Lumpy]

But don't you guys have a joint casino cash checking account? :D

Shiiiiiiit. ROFL

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Now that's some ass kissin'! :D Did u take a class or something?

Btw...
donating all my cash to Gonzo to distribute to those that vote for ROR.

Yep, the school of Last Call at the bar/club.:D

And thank you!

[Gonzo]

Now that's some ass kissin'! :D Did u take a class or something?

Btw...
donating all my cash to Gonzo to distribute to those that vote for ROR.

The next vote for ROR gets and added bonus... 2 hits from mah big ol rep stick, one hit from pestilence PLUS...
100k from him and I!

Act now, you know I can't do this all day.

(thanks baby)
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[CaliforniaChief]

The next vote for ROR gets and added bonus... 2 hits from mah big ol rep stick, one hit from pestilence PLUS...
100k from him and I!

Act now, you know I can't do this all day.

(thanks baby)
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Stamina, man....

[Gonzo]

Stamina, man....

Viagra baby.
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[Kyle DeLexus]

Voters for ROR will also get a hit of my Asianesque rep stick

Unless, Boss buys my vote and support for 5 mill....willing to work on the price some perhaps.

[Gonzo]

Voters for ROR will also get a hit of my Asianesque rep stick

Unless, Boss buys my vote and support for 5 mill....willing to work on the price some perhaps.

*Sigh* You're a whore, but you'e not a cheap one...

Let me see what we can do here.

Pestilence?
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[Mr. Flopnuts]

I love it when a plan comes together. No one has been PMing me for the casino cash. I still have 900k in casino cash at 150k a pop for the next 6 voters.

[Gonzo]

I love it when a plan comes together. No one has been PMing me for the casino cash. I still have 900k in casino cash at 150k a pop for the next 6 voters.

ROFL

Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in.
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[The Franchise]

*Sigh* You're a whore, but you'e not a cheap one...

Let me see what we can do here.

Pestilence?
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You rang?

[BigRedChief]

chit man I can't keep us with the ROR bribe total. Someone sumarize so I can put it in the opening post.

[The Franchise]

I carry a fairly large rep stick myself...

The next 10 voters for ROR will receive a slap from my Peter North Rep Stick and 25,000 dollars in Casino Cash. You have to PM me afterwards though so I can track it.
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I'll toss in $100,000 and a whack with my "little bit bigger than average" rep stick.....for the next 10 voters for ROR.

PM Gonzo...and then PM me to get your cash.

There you go BRC.

For every ROR vote......the voter will receive.

$25,000 CS and 1 rep - Gonzo
$100,000 CS and 1 rep - Pestilence

[Bearcat]

Oh yeah, I still need to vote, and it's getting pretty close.... but who....

WHO?

:hmmm:

[LTL]

I just voted for ROR, don't worry about the casino cash with me, haven't done anything in the casino. Save it and add it on for bribe later on. :D

[Gonzo]

You rang?

His price is around the 5 mil range.

I'm thinking for that price, it would have to be a tying vote.
Your thoughts?

[Gonzo]

There you go BRC.

For every ROR vote......the voter will receive.

$25,000 CS and 1 rep - Gonzo
$100,000 CS and 1 rep - Pestilence

plus 150,000 and 1 rep from Flopnuts...

[The Franchise]

His price is around the 5 mil range.

I'm thinking for that price, it would have to be a tying vote.
Your thoughts?

$5 million for one fucking vote? I find ROR funny....but not THAT funny. :D

[Gonzo]

Oh yeah, I still need to vote, and it's getting pretty close.... but who....

WHO?

:hmmm:

Name your price. So far you will receive 225k and 3 reps...

What else you looking for?