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Slayer Diablo
12-06-2009, 01:32 AM
So you walk into a Burger King for a Whopper and a large drink...screw the fries. The perky young woman at the counter gives you a new promotional "BK Lottery Ticket," which comes with the large drink. You pay and they say it'll take a minute for the Whopper, so you use one of the quarters from your change to scratch off the silver stuff on the ticket. You win!

The expiration date is 12/24/2009 (Just enough time to claim your prize before Christmas!), and you're given only two options:

WIRED Magazine - Tech stuff, wierd stuff, the occasional hot woman, prank ideas, etc.

Cosmopolitan Magazine - Hot women, sex stuff, fashion stuff, a section made specifically for male readers (other than the hot women), etc.

Which do you choose? Do you give it away or keep it for yourself?

(Poll forthcoming)
Pablo
12-06-2009, 03:11 AM
You're no Rainman.
milkman
12-06-2009, 08:50 AM
You're no Rainman.

Yeah.

Rainman's polls are tedious.
Hammock Parties
12-06-2009, 08:54 AM
I'm likely to only be interested in a handful of things in WIRED.

Cosmopolitan has a shitload of interesting things. Even if it's some crummy interview with a senseless, vain celebrity I can jerk off to the pictures and ready about her stupid life.
milkman
12-06-2009, 08:57 AM
I would hand it to the cashier and tell him/her to give that useless crap to someone who might appreciate it.
Hammock Parties
12-06-2009, 08:58 AM
Cosmo is more likely to have stuff with Carrie Underwood, too.
Bwana
12-06-2009, 09:08 AM
I would mail it to GAZ.

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Fat Elvis
12-06-2009, 10:36 AM
You still exist?
Rain Man
12-06-2009, 10:39 AM
Yeah.

Rainman's polls are tedious.


Science isn't always puppies and rainbows, you know. There's a lot of sweat and dedication behind adding to the body of knowledge about chiefsplanet, and someday when we develop a cure for trolls you're going to thank me for those "tedious" polls.

Tedious. Hmmph.
Rain Man
12-06-2009, 10:40 AM
Oh, and I'd probably go with Wired, but the real prize would be not having to pick either of them.
stlchiefs
12-06-2009, 11:31 AM
I wouldn't bother claiming either "prize".
Fairplay
12-06-2009, 11:39 AM
I wouldn't claim the prize at also.

Magazine subscriptions are an invite for junk mail.
Ebolapox
12-06-2009, 11:46 AM
how's that beard coming along? nail a fat chick yet?