Is Buster Hymen Mike Keck?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Isn't that the name of the guy that wanted to fight Phobia at the airport?

I only ask because I received a number of PMs over the last couple of days asking for me to meet him at a predetermined place in KC so that he can fight me.

ROFLROFL

[The Franchise]

The fact that he is actually PMing people so that he can fight them.....makes him a super douche.

[tooge]

Isn't that the name of the guy that wanted to fight Phobia at the airport?

I only ask because I received a number of PMs over the last couple of days asking for me to meet him at a predetermined place in KC so that he can fight me.

ROFLROFL

Pm'ing for a fight is pretty funny chit.

[BossChief]

ROFL

[OnTheWarpath15]

ROFL

Douchetastic.

[tooge]

I've been having one of those months. I'll fight him.

[Gonzo]

Awesomeness!!!11!!ELEVENTYTRILLIONOMG!!!1

[DeezNutz]

I only send those kinds of PMs to the weaker members on the forum, like Bwana and Mo.

[BigCatDaddy]

What lead to the PM challenge?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I responded with this gif:

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/129150-1/Tom_Cruise_crazy_laugh.gif


It only enraged him further

[Bugeater]

That should be a bannable offense. I don't know why more people don't use the feature where only members on your contact list can PM you.

[tooge]

I responded with this gif:

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/129150-1/Tom_Cruise_crazy_laugh.gif


It only enraged him further

He must have a hardon for Tom C

[Gonzo]

Did you save those pm's?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Did you save those pm's?

Oh, of course.

I could care less if he gets banned. I just think it's funny to flog him in public for his stupidity.

[Frazod]

Kick his noxious beaker ass.

[Gonzo]

Oh, of course.

Will you share with the class Mr. Hamas?

:)

[BossChief]

hamas, did you get my pm ?

Demonpenz must be drunk already!!

ROFL

I live in Iowa...

[tooge]

please, please, please, can we see em?

[The Franchise]

Yeah.....post those PMs. I'm bored at work and I need some interesting reading.

[Gonzo]

Yeah.....post those PMs. I'm bored at work and I need some interesting reading.

Really,
I mean I was really waiting for a good thread today. This has Epicness written all over it.

[Stewie]

Funny! I thought Buster Hymen was outted as a dupe account.

[Lzen]

Should be banned. That is a clear violation of CP TOS.

[HemiEd]

The guy is wrong, for sure. But I wondered how long it would be, before someone took some of this stuff personal.

[tooge]

Should be banned. That is a clear violation of CP TOS.

Dont ban him. Jack with him for a while, then ban him

['Hamas' Jenkins]

PM 1...this was like 3 weeks ago:

Why keep playing these childish games? I'm just an old man, a nobody. Instead of repping each other, why not just set a time and place? Isn't it about time you were a man for once in your life? I know you were picked on a lot in school, and for that I'm sorry. I just think we could work these things out like men, in person. I'd suggest you bring a friend, but I doubt that you have any. Anyway, give it some thought You might feel better about yourself finally if you just gave it a try. And who better with than some old dude that you could wipe off the map? Seriously, I'm willing to try, are you?

Yesterday:

Seriously, if ya wanna hook it up. I think it's about time you thought about being a man, instead of a punk ass bitch. Give me a holla, and lets do this thing. Being a coward all your pathetic life can't be good on you, and I've heard you've been having some emotional problems anyway. Let me help you work that shit out. I'm sure your hideous wife would appreciate not having to fuck such a pussy all the time. Let me know when you wanna grow up.

Response and PM #3


http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/129150-1/Tom_Cruise_crazy_laugh.gif


Ok, continue being a little girl about this. A real man would be all over the offer, so I know where you stand on that subject. Pussy.

My response to that:

ROFL ROFL

followed by:


Yep, thats ALL you've got. It must suck to go through life being afraid of people.

[Frazod]

I probably miss out on a lot of shit like this because I only accept PMs from people on my contacts/friends list. But IMO PMs should be for friends. Douchebags can talk to me in the open forum.

[KCUnited]

Sure that's about fighting?

[BossChief]

heres what demonpenz pmd me a few minutes ago, Im sure as a joke:

12/12/09 day of punishment
87th and Lackman lenexa ks come get your face punchified


funny cause I live in Iowa...

[tooge]

PM 1...this was like 3 weeks ago:



Yesterday:



Response and PM #3





My response to that:



followed by:

I'm not so sure he wants to fight you. Sounds more like he digs butt sex to me. I'd stay away unless you like the little red ball in your mouth contraption

[Stewie]

Sure that's about fighting?

I thought the exact same thing. He sounds like an old man that wants some lovin'. ROFL

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I'm not so sure he wants to fight you. Sounds more like he digs butt sex to me. I'd stay away unless you like the little red ball in your mouth contraption

Step aside, tooge

[Frazod]

Step aside, tooge

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead. :D

[keg in kc]

Sounds like he wants to suck your dick to me.

[Sully]

I'm not sure he isn't asking you to make love to him.

[Stewie]

ROFLROFL

PM from Demonpenz:

Hey duke, Can I call you duke? We have been playing this game for awhile. Let's just squash this shit like a squash that you buy at Super food Barn. This sunday Blue Valley Southwest Behind the monkey bars (but infront ofthe 4 square) 1 on 1. No weapons, exept my nuclear fists baby. Pay up that insurance.......



LIFE INSURANCE

[Gonzo]

PM 1...this was like 3 weeks ago:



Yesterday:



Response and PM #3





My response to that:



followed by:


ROFL

I'll go with ya Hamas, if you think you need backup.

[Sully]

Wow.
I guess I'm not the only one.

[keg in kc]

"Backup" is just a code word for astroglide and a box of magnums. And some rubber bands.

[Gonzo]

"Backup" is just a code word for astroglide and a box of magnums. And some rubber bands.

Good Times...

['Hamas' Jenkins]

http://i34.tinypic.com/1ixz7k.jpg

[Sully]

So is this a catchweight deal, or are you both going to meet weight standards?

[RippedmyFlesh]

To go from arguing about draft picks or dry wall to physical confrontation I just don't make the connection...........

[Sully]

To go from arguing about draft picks or dry wall to physical confrontation I just don't make the connection...........

Fuck you and your connections!!!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

So is this a catchweight deal, or are you both going to meet weight standards?

Good question. I'm at about 205 right now. Skinny-fat, FTW!!

[Gonzo]

ROFLROFL

PM from Demonpenz:

Hey duke, Can I call you duke? We have been playing this game for awhile. Let's just squash this shit like a squash that you buy at Super food Barn. This sunday Blue Valley Southwest Behind the monkey bars (but infront ofthe 4 square) 1 on 1. No weapons, exept my nuclear fists baby. Pay up that insurance.......



LIFE INSURANCE



Originally Posted by Demonpenz
You ready for your #ing?
Yeah that's right, I don't have time to type out he word #. that's because I am too busy right now training. Training to WHIP...YOUR....ASS.. Now I know what you are thinking. WHY is Demonpenz so hardcore, Why does he love Doom Metal soo much, WHY AM I PISSING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW?
The answer is simple my friend. You are going to get rearranged like a rubics cube given to a blind man.
We will meet at the Apple Orchard off of 56th highway. You know the one...... I will be always hard core, chewing on those apple cores.

ROFL

[OnTheWarpath15]

heres what demonpenz pmd me a few minutes ago, Im sure as a joke:

12/12/09 day of punishment
87th and Lackman lenexa ks come get your face punchified


funny cause I live in Iowa...

He's fighting me on the 13th:

12/13/09 Day of Fulfillment

87 and quivera come get your face plasterfied. We fight then!

ROFL

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO He just wants to give you 50 bucks to watch you jerk off.

[JohnnyV13]

Wanting to arrange fights for words issued on an internet forum is comically childish.

However, I think the utterly PATHETIC nature of such a challenge outweighs the comedy. What does he think this is, the 17th Century? He wants you to "bring a friend" as some kind of modern equivalent to a colonial era second. I guess he misses grade school or is crazy enough to think he was Alexander Hamilton 4 lifetimes ago.

[OnTheWarpath15]

This thread might be HOC bound.

It definitely would if the poster in question actually showed up, but I'm betting he won't.

[Sully]

Wanting to arrange fights for words issued on an internet forum is comically childish.

However, I think the utterly PATHETIC nature of such a challenge outweighs the comedy. What does he think this is, the 17th Century? He wants you to "bring a friend" as some kind of modern equivalent to a colonial era second. I guess he misses grade school or is crazy enough to think he was Alexander Hamilton 4 lifetimes ago.

I'm going to poke out your eyeballs and fuck the sockets. Prick.

[JohnnyV13]

This thread might be HOC bound.

It definitely would if the poster in question actually showed up, but I'm betting he won't.

Yeah, it would be "legendary" if Buster showed up.

But since he wants to fight it out with (presumably) fists, I suspect he doesn't feel competent to use the combat medium of a message board: words. Which, I suppose, is somewhat understandable given his limited abilities.

[RealSNR]

I would feel honored, Hamas. I never got an invitation to fight him. This is all I got:

YO
Kiss my ****ing ass. You gotta a problem with me? KEEP IT TO YOUR PATHETIC SELF.

[JohnnyV13]

I'm going to poke out your eyeballs and **** the sockets. Prick.

You want to make a pornographic version of a three stooges movie?

Interesting concept. Maybe we should talk to Dane.

[Gonzo]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=9477

Here ya go.
;)

[BossChief]

the next demonpenz episode...


You think this is a game?
I don't give a **** what state you live in, Iowa, Missouri, Or kansas city. I know one thing
IOWA
YOU
ONE
PUNCH
IN
THE FACE

we can meet Dos Lombros the mexican taco place off of Dr. Doonstetter drive. Be there, bring one friend so he can hold my nokia and we can get pictures of your busted up face. Then I put them on my myspace for everyone to laugh. I MAY EVEN PUT IT IN MY BULLITION IN MAFIA WARS

bitch

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Going through my rep comments, there are some gems from him:

still crying like the bitch you are, why not be a man and make me an offer, pussy

cry some more poindexter, Charles Atlas has a program for you to try

[Gonzo]

the next demonpenz episode...


You think this is a game?
I don't give a **** what state you live in, Iowa, Missouri, Or kansas city. I know one thing
IOWA
YOU
ONE
PUNCH
IN
THE FACE

we can meet Dos Lombros the mexican taco place off of Dr. Doonstetter drive. Be there, bring one friend so he can hold my nokia and we can get pictures of your busted up face. Then I put them on my myspace for everyone to laugh. I MAY EVEN PUT IT IN MY BULLITION IN MAFIA WARS

bitch


ROFL

Classic Penz.

[Demonpenz]

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[The Franchise]

LMAO....just got this one.

Ever Wondered how you can work from home making a bunch of money? I have too, but enough of that shit. This message is about how I am going to KICK YOUR ASS. Spam? Virus? Malware? You better be ready for TEARWARE. That's the CODE MY FIST IS GOING TO BRING YOUR ASS. It's going to first provide your opperationg system (your face) With the blue screen of death, then Lock up your System, then crash it with an elbow to your spine. Good luck downloading a program to stop my awesomeness on Download.com.

[MOhillbilly]

ill be your 2nd hamas, though if he show up in a gimp suit(very likely)... im out.

[MOhillbilly]

LMAO....just got this one.

lol. demon is gonna fist yo ass.

[The Franchise]

lol. demon is gonna fist yo ass.

Yeah...I noticed that. I might have to bring Gonzo to the fight....just so he can stand in for that part.

[Extra Point]

I nominate demonpenz for the second. I could use a few serious laughs-- a Leroy Nieman documentary in stick figures.

[Gonzo]

Yeah...I noticed that. I might have to bring Gonzo to the fight....just so he can stand in for that part.

LOL WUT?

Where would I stand in on this bud?

The fister, or the fistee?
Cuz I ain't takin no fist up my ass.

[Bearcat]

LMAO....just got this one.

LMAO

I'm glad he's keeping busy this holiday season... I think he went to MoWest (or drove by once), so it's not like he's employed.

That's right, I said it...

[1ChiefsDan]

Tis the season....dane sent me a pm this week wanting to kick my ass. Maybe they should all get together for a tea party.

[Otter]

If Hammas fights Mike Keck it must be video taped and put into the hall of classics.

I picture Mike Keck getting the better of him then Phil comes running in with a big a dip of skoal and giving him an exaggerated, over-dramatic forearm to the throat.

Phil, would you be willing to grow a mullet for this?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Do you remember that girl with 3 boobs on Total recall? Now imagine not 3, but 5...and 5 well they aren't boobs, they are my knuckles. Go ahead and go to Subway and ask for A knuckle sandwhich, I am pretty sure they are fresh out, but I got one for you. And guess one, IT'S FREE. Some come on down to the underpass by bartle hall and get your steaming pipe of ass whoop, I promise it won't be during a boat show or something cool like that, so you won't be too embarrass to shit your pants. Oh good, it's just a Furnature showcase at Bartle this weekend, I can SHOWCASE my hitting your face SOFA-king hard.

-demonpenz

I fear for my life. I need a mod immetriately.

[CaliforniaChief]

Sounds like the next CP Bash could live up to its name. BossChief's bringing the beer and burnt ends. Buster Hymen's bringing the 'roids, folding chairs, and tables.

[bigbucks24]

I fear for my life. I need a mod immetriately.

Demonpenz might have just become my favorite poster. ROFL

[Bearcat]

LMAO

You've been accepted!
Those are the words I longed to hear when I got in to missouri western, that was the second hardest school I went too, the first one was Demon's School of hard Knocks. You too can be accepted. All you have to do is bring your application (your face) to my fist. We will be processing your appication on 10th and walnut and expect to be there 13-15 minutes depending on how long it takes for the ambulance to arrive. We will be providing free things while you wait in line like concussions, broken fingers, and dizzyness. The dizzyness will be sponsered by quick trip, quick trip...providing demonpenz a rag which i can cover in gas and smother down bearcats throat for over 15 minutes. Here is a sneak peak at this semesters cylabus

8:00 8:05 roundhouse kicks 101
8:05-8:10 scissor kicks 210
8:10-8:15 break
8:15-8:20-dismissed!!!

[Titty Meat]

He prolly wants u to jack off him, Hamas. You know how those Lawrence guys are.

[dirk digler]

Wow what a douchebag. Now if he only would show up this thread might become interesting.

[bevischief]

LOL WUT?

Where would I stand in on this bud?

The fister, or the fistee?
Cuz I ain't takin no fist up my ass.

ROFL

[ChiefsCountry]

He is one of the biggest douces on CP, I wish his punk ass would show up on this thread.

[CoMoChief]

PM 1...this was like 3 weeks ago:



Yesterday:



Response and PM #3





My response to that:



followed by:

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! What a faqqot.

[bevischief]

heres what demonpenz pmd me a few minutes ago, Im sure as a joke:

12/12/09 day of punishment
87th and Lackman lenexa ks come get your face punchified


funny cause I live in Iowa...

Well there is Rimann Liquors on the corner...

[Frazod]

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I see it's still working. :thumb:

[Dave Lane]

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I could take you and your bitch ass. All that be left of you is some amphibian shit and knit hat!!

Waterfall at Metcalf South meet your doom!!11!

[Dayze]

the next demonpenz episode...


You think this is a game?
I don't give a **** what state you live in, Iowa, Missouri, Or kansas city. I know one thing
IOWA
YOU
ONE
PUNCH
IN
THE FACE

we can meet Dos Lombros the mexican taco place off of Dr. Doonstetter drive. Be there, bring one friend so he can hold my nokia and we can get pictures of your busted up face. Then I put them on my myspace for everyone to laugh. I MAY EVEN PUT IT IN MY BULLITION IN MAFIA WARS

bitch


ROFL

[scorpio]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=9477

Here ya go.
;)

I think BossChief is going to boil his bunny.

[TrebMaxx]

What would you like to bet that penz will bring Snugga as his second?

[Dayze]

lol..
I forgot about "Snugga"

[L.A. Chieffan]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz
You've been accepted!
Those are the words I longed to hear when I got in to missouri western, that was the second hardest school I went too, the first one was Demon's School of hard Knocks. You too can be accepted. All you have to do is bring your application (your face) to my fist. We will be processing your appication on 10th and walnut and expect to be there 13-15 minutes depending on how long it takes for the ambulance to arrive. We will be providing free things while you wait in line like concussions, broken fingers, and dizzyness. The dizzyness will be sponsered by quick trip, quick trip...providing demonpenz a rag which i can cover in gas and smother down bearcats throat for over 15 minutes. Here is a sneak peak at this semesters cylabus

8:00 8:05 roundhouse kicks 101
8:05-8:10 scissor kicks 210
8:10-8:15 break
8:15-8:20-dismissed!!!


ROFL

[tooge]

Going through my rep comments, there are some gems from him:

still crying like the bitch you are, why not be a man and make me an offer, pussy

cry some more poindexter, Charles Atlas has a program for you to try

who is this guy, fucking Yoda?

[Dayze]

who is this guy, fucking Yoda?

attempt Hammas, to fight, he will.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Good question. I'm at about 205 right now. Skinny-fat, FTW!!

He's already posted publicly that you and I together "might" give him a challenge.

I can only assume that means he has poor coordination and would have difficulty properly executing "one in the front, one in the back".

If I were in to that sort of thing. Which I'm not.

Hell, if the Planet wants to pay for airfare and lodging, I say we head on over to Kansas, take care of business for all of two minutes, and spend the rest of the day drinking at the Free State and fucking KU coeds.

You in?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

He's already posted publicly that you and I together "might" give him a challenge.

I can only assume that means he has poor coordination and would have difficulty properly executing "one in the front, one in the back".

If I were in to that sort of thing. Which I'm not.

Hell, if the Planet wants to pay for airfare and lodging, I say we head on over to Kansas, take care of business for all of two minutes, and spend the rest of the day drinking at the Free State and fucking KU coeds.

You in?

Vote for ROR as King of the n00bs.

[ChiefsCountry]

****ing KU coeds.

You in?

Didn't know you were into beastlity. :D

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Didn't know you were into beastlity. :D

LMAO ROFL

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Didn't know you were into beastlity. :D

LMAO It's the hairy armpits and Birkenstocks that frighten me.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

This thread has both hemispheres of plutonium. The only thing we need is the shaped charge to slam them together (Hymen's entrance), and we'll go critical.

The only interesting thing will be to see if his hypothetical in-person bravado matches his e-bravado.

If so, this is going to the HOC.

[Mecca]

I'm guessing he is nothing like he portrays himself on here, you have to be a very sad little person to be that angry.

[BossChief]

heres a jewel of a post when he displayed the rare displaying of his opinion...feel free to turn his little green bars to red ones at your leisure...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=6332369&postcount=35

pretty dumb mf

[BigCatDaddy]

heres a jewel of a post when he displayed the rare displaying of his opinion...feel free to turn his little green bars to red ones at your leisure...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=6332369&postcount=35

pretty dumb mf


Whaatttt?? He looked like a genius in that post. He is getting the greens from me.

[Titty Meat]

He's already posted publicly that you and I together "might" give him a challenge.

I can only assume that means he has poor coordination and would have difficulty properly executing "one in the front, one in the back".

If I were in to that sort of thing. Which I'm not.

Hell, if the Planet wants to pay for airfare and lodging, I say we head on over to Kansas, take care of business for all of two minutes, and spend the rest of the day drinking at the Free State and ****ing KU coeds.

You in?

Lets drink at Buddies instead

[Dartgod]

I wish penz would threaten to kick my ass.

[FAX]

I think that, in real life, Mr. Buster Hymen represents the Drunken Chinese Girl Guild. He's a very dangerous man.

FAX

[BigCatDaddy]

"You and me behind the king hill bowling alley. fight is on"

You have to be a southsider to get that one.

[RealSNR]

I wish penz would threaten to kick my ass.Shut up, fag. I have two words for you: Fist. Face.

They equal your death.

[doomy3]

I would imagine that Buster Hymen will join this thread shortly. Seems he's never had much of a problem mixing it up with the know-it-alls on the forum.

[doomy3]

Tis the season....dane sent me a pm this week wanting to kick my ass. Maybe they should all get together for a tea party.

No shit?

Post that one.

[DaneMcCloud]

I would imagine that Buster Hymen will join this thread shortly. Seems he's never had much of a problem mixing it up with the know-it-alls on the forum.

The problem is that that is all he does. He doesn't offer opinions or counterpoint, he just endlessly bashes people for their opinion.

He's the worst type of forum member. And there are several who exactly the same thing.

[doomy3]

The problem is that that is all he does. He doesn't offer opinions or counterpoint, he just endlessly bashes people for their opinion.

He's the worst type of forum member. And there are several who exactly the same thing.

I didn't say otherwise. I just stated that I would be surprised if he doesn't show up in this thread.

[Titty Meat]

The problem is that that is all he does. He doesn't offer opinions or counterpoint, he just endlessly bashes people for their opinion.

He's the worst type of forum member. And there are several who exactly the same thing.

I've been saying this for awhile now. You should read some of there takes though theres a reason all they do is talk shit.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I would imagine that Buster Hymen will join this thread shortly. Seems he's never had much of a problem mixing it up with the know-it-alls on the forum.

What the fuck has that idiot ever offered of any substance other than bashing someone else's opinion?

[DaneMcCloud]

I didn't say otherwise. I just stated that I would be surprised if he doesn't show up in this thread.

I infer "mixing it up" as being opinionated, not just being an asshole.

[DaneMcCloud]

What the fuck has that idiot ever offered of any substance other than bashing someone else's opinion?

Nothing.

[rockymtnchief]

Return his pudding cups and the straw to his juice box and he'll probably leave you alone.

[Frazod]

What the fuck has that idiot ever offered of any substance other than bashing someone else's opinion?

Nothing I've ever seen. Definitely near the top of the complete prick list.

[Brock]

I didn't say otherwise. I just stated that I would be surprised if he doesn't show up in this thread.

Very doubtful.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Lets drink at Buddies instead

If you mean Buddies in KC on Main, I'm afraid you'll need to find a different drinking partner, patna'.:D

[Titty Meat]

This thread isn't going to page 3

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

This thread isn't going to page 3

Yep, he finally gets called out by a majority, then just pussy's off in to the sunset.

Fuckin' weak-assed bitch.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Looks like he'd rather Buster Hymas. kinky.

[Iowanian]

Yep, he finally gets called out by a majority, then just pussy's off in to the sunset.

****in' weak-assed bitch.

I KNOW raisedinrectums doesn't have an opinion on this topic....

[doomy3]

I KNOW raisedinrectums doesn't have an opinion on this topic....

No shit. Tons of irony in his last post in this thread.

[Bugeater]

Buster Hymen http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif

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[crazycoffey]

The problem is that that is all he does. He doesn't offer opinions or counterpoint, he just endlessly bashes people for their opinion.

He's the worst type of forum member. And there are several who exactly the same thing.

:cough: brock :cough:

[Pablo]

"You and me behind the king hill bowling alley. fight is on"

You have to be a southsider to get that one.
My senior year of high-school; everybody started fighting at the race track(Savannah). For a solid 3 weeks there were fights after school at the race track. Some people even created shirts in remembrance of the awesomeness of it...stating "Meet me at the Racetracks".

Them's fighting words in Savannah, MO.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Last Activity: Today 04:27 PM

"RUN AWAY"!!!

One of the strangely satisfying aspects of life is watching a man hoisted with his own petard.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I KNOW raisedinrectums doesn't have an opinion on this topic....

He damn sure DOES, and what the fuck of it?

[Brock]

:cough: brock :cough:

:cough: suck a dick :cough:

[Frazod]

:cough: suck a dick :cough:

LMAO

[Tiger's Fan]

I guess we forgot some of the comments leading up to this conveniently.

ESPN Feature on Mark... 04-10-2009 01:15 AM 'Hamas' Jenkins You really are a dumb sonofabitch. Why don't you send me a PM offering to fight me, you old ****?

Texans fans seem to be... 10-31-2009 02:10 AM 'Hamas' Jenkins I wish you knew how easily I could whip your ass, ****.

These, along with the sorted die in a fire, shoot yourself type comments brought my responses. I kept mine private, while the pussy had to make a thread about it.

You should also know, I hardly give a shit what any of you think about me. If you have a problem with it, I'm still available in PM.

[WilliamTheIrish]

How come you didn't say anything when you were on at 3:00pm?

[WilliamTheIrish]

I like this plot twist.

[Frazod]

I guess we forgot some of the comments leading up to this conveniently.

ESPN Feature on Mark... 04-10-2009 01:15 AM 'Hamas' Jenkins You really are a dumb sonofabitch. Why don't you send me a PM offering to fight me, you old ****?

Texans fans seem to be... 10-31-2009 02:10 AM 'Hamas' Jenkins I wish you knew how easily I could whip your ass, ****.

These, along with the sorted die in a fire, shoot yourself type comments brought my responses. I kept mine private, while the pussy had to make a thread about it.

You should also know, I hardly give a shit what any of you think about me. If you have a problem with it, I'm still available in PM.

Don't worry, nothing I've read in this thread has altered my previous opinion of you.

[BossChief]

Don't worry, nothing I've read in this thread has altered my previous opinion of you.

ROFL

[Titty Meat]

You should also know, I hardly give a shit what any of you think about me. If you have a problem with it, I'm still available in PM.

You gonna send a virus or something?

[TrebMaxx]

Don't worry, nothing I've read in this thread has altered my previous opinion of you.
I support this stance.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I guess we forgot some of the comments leading up to this conveniently.

ESPN Feature on Mark... 04-10-2009 01:15 AM 'Hamas' Jenkins You really are a dumb sonofabitch. Why don't you send me a PM offering to fight me, you old ****?

Texans fans seem to be... 10-31-2009 02:10 AM 'Hamas' Jenkins I wish you knew how easily I could whip your ass, ****.

These, along with the sorted die in a fire, shoot yourself type comments brought my responses. I kept mine private, while the pussy had to make a thread about it.

You should also know, I hardly give a shit what any of you think about me. If you have a problem with it, I'm still available in PM.

Funny how I predicted exactly what you'd do ROFL

And as far as the other post...

<table class="tborder" width="100%" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="1"><tbody id="collapseobj_usercp_reputation" style=""><tr><td class="alt2">
</td> <td class="alt1Active" id="p62213499477" width="50%"> Texans fans seem to be... (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6221349#post6221349) </td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">10-30-2009 01:38 PM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap"> Buster Hymen (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=9477) </td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">you couldn't kick my ass with a gun. It must suck for you knowing that 85% of males in america can kick your scrawny ass in less than 5 minutes</td></tr></tbody></table>

['Hamas' Jenkins]

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I think that's one after I told him to shove a shotgun up his ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes "click".

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

You should also know, I hardly give a shit what any of you think about me. If you have a problem with it, I'm still available in PM.

We don't care enough to have a problem. Now kindly fuck off.

[|Zach|]

A game of honor and diplomacy...

Bat fight!

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[doomy3]

We don't care enough to have a problem. Now kindly **** off.

That's odd since there was a thread started about it, and you have had numerous posts caring about this non-problem.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

That's odd since there was a thread started about it, and you have had numerous posts caring about this non-problem.

You are smart enough to know that caring enough to start and participate in a thread mocking his dipshittery is a completely different animal than sending multiple PMs and rep comments asking to fight someone, and offering other people to PM him with similar offers.

[Frazod]

I wonder how much a doctor would charge to surgically remove Doomy from RoR's leg?

Perhaps it would be covered by insurance.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

You are smart enough to know that caring enough to start and participate in a thread mocking his dipshittery is a completely different animal than sending multiple PMs and rep comments asking to fight someone, and offering other people to PM him with similar offers.

Your'e giving him too much credit me thinks. I like the way he couldn't wait to jump on Hyman's cock-wagon, so eager to join forces with the most useless asswipe in all of Planetdom.

And Dummy, before you go wasting your time and mine typing up your usual whining tripe-response that I won't even read, just go look at the scoreboard motherfucker; I didn't win this race but I damned sure got more votes than your ass ever could.
Meditate.

[doomy3]

Your'e giving him too much credit me thinks. I like the way he couldn't wait to jump on Hyman's cock-wagon, so eager to join forces with the most useless asswipe in all of Planetdom.

And Dummy, before you go wasting your time and mine typing up your usual whining tripe-response that I won't even read, just go look at the scoreboard mother****er; I didn't win this race but I damned sure got more votes than your ass ever could.
Meditate.

What the fuck are you even talking about? What scoreboard? Are you talking about the fucking n00b poll? Congrats?

And, for the record, I am am not jumping on anyone's bandwagon. I don't give two shits one way or the other. However, I do find it funny that everyone seems so appalled that someone would threaten to fight someone who routinely throws out shit like "kill yourself, shoot yourself in the head, die in a fire, [insert other clever phrases here]. I mean really, what do you expect to happen. I would imagine that if you said these things to someone in "real life," you might get more than a PM.

Meanwhile, lost in the middle of this thread, with not one person commenting on it other than myself, your friend Dane allegedly threatened to kick someone else's ass via PM. Is it safe to assume all of you will be piling on him next?

[ChiefsCountry]

So we going to have a big Planet whoop ass contest? Hamas vs Buster, rOr and doomester, keck vs. phobia and dane vs. whoever. Winners take on penz for championship.
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[Hootie]

Isn't Hamas John Matrix?

[Titty Meat]

Everytime Doomy burps it semlls like Raised on Riots balls

[DaneMcCloud]

You are smart enough to know that caring enough to start and participate in a thread mocking his dipshittery is a completely different animal than sending multiple PMs and rep comments asking to fight someone, and offering other people to PM him with similar offers.

No, he's not.

He's a typical bitch around here.

Bitch about other people, that is.

[DaneMcCloud]

Meanwhile, lost in the middle of this thread, with not one person commenting on it other than myself, your friend Dane allegedly threatened to kick someone else's ass via PM. Is it safe to assume all of you will be piling on him next?

Hey, Fuck OFF, "Chad".

If I had a dollar for every post, PM or rep note where someone threatened to "kick my ass, beat my ass, etc.", I'd have a pretty penny in my pocket.

But have I ever mentioned it or made a big deal of it or called anyone out?

FUCK NO.

Furthermore, this is none of YOUR fucking business.

You need to find a new sewing circle because your act (which has sucked since its debut) has worn thin.

[Titty Meat]

How do you know his name?

[DaneMcCloud]

How do you know his name?

I've seen it quoted around here before.

Which is why I put it in quotes.

Either way, he's a still a fucking bitch.

And quite frankly, I've had ENOUGH of these worthless motherfuckers whose only role on Chiefsplanet is to denigrate, insult and bait forum members who actually have an opinion.

FUCK him.

[Abba-Dabba]

ntrnts, srs bsnss snc 1989

[Titty Meat]

English please?

[Abba-Dabba]

chck th ggl

[|Zach|]

http://anonib.com/questions/src/126050077722.jpg

[kcxiv]

lol, i had some dude call me out on Chiefscoalition in the Chiefs section. Then he aim messaged me and was raging. Showing me pictures of him because he was a power lifter. lol

People take message board crap way to seriously. He got banned eventually. Shit is just a forum, ignore people if you dont like the way they present themselves on a forum. Its that easy.

[SAUTO]

You are smart enough to know that caring enough to start and participate in a thread mocking his dipshittery is a completely different animal than sending multiple PMs and rep comments asking to fight someone, and offering other people to PM him with similar offers.

here you are defending ROR. didnt he do the EXACT same thing once? iowanian?

[Inspector]

Wait....

So, you're telling me we can have fist fights on here???

AWESOME!!!

[RippedmyFlesh]

Wait....

So, you're telling me we can have fist fights on here???

AWESOME!!!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=48&pictureid=663


It's like getting your ass kicked by kurt vonnegut
hi ho
I then donated $11 casino cash to demonpenz

[Tiger's Fan]

How come you didn't say anything when you were on at 3:00pm?

I checked in on here and saw this stupidity. Was busy and had shit to do at the moment so I couldn't go chasing down posts at that time. Believe it or not, I was checking for Chiefs news!

[Tiger's Fan]

Hey, **** OFF, "Chad".

If I had a dollar for every post, PM or rep note where someone threatened to "kick my ass, beat my ass, etc.", I'd have a pretty penny in my pocket.

But have I ever mentioned it or made a big deal of it or called anyone out?

**** NO.

Furthermore, this is none of YOUR ****ing business.

You need to find a new sewing circle because your act (which has sucked since its debut) has worn thin.

Yet here you are, defending someone trying to make a big deal out of it.

Does anyone think I seriously thought a chickenshit like hamas would take up an offer like that? Have you seen a pic of him? He's the definition of 95# weakling, with a BAMF mouth. I was goading him like he goads me and others. I knew full well he wouldn't confront anyone, let alone me in person. Anyone with a pulse knows this too. In his pic it's hard to tell which is hamas, and which is the bag of dogshit.

I'll give you credit for not posting a thread crying about people threatening to kick your ass too. A real man wouldn't do that, and you didn't.

[smittysbar]

A real man is not defined by shit on a BB

[DaneMcCloud]

A real man is not defined by shit on a BB

THIS.

I would estimate that in my experience, 80% of the time I've had people "attack me", not "like me", wanna "kick my ass", those people turn out to be some of my better friends on the forum. It's like an "initiation".

Granted, there are some people that I don't get along with and never will.

But hey, that's life. NO ONE likes everyone.

I think the "Hey, I'm gonna kick your ass" stuff should stay to PM's & Reps, otherwise, this place would turn into a joke.

That being said, I'm not a fan of people revealing what's being said in a PM or an Rep because it compromises the system of "trust".

If that was ever in place to begin with.

[RippedmyFlesh]

THIS.

I would estimate that in my experience, 80% of the time I've had people "attack me", not "like me", wanna "kick my ass", those people turn out to be some of my better friends on the forum. It's like an "initiation".

Granted, there are some people that I don't get along with and never will.

But hey, that's life. NO ONE likes everyone.

I think the "Hey, I'm gonna kick your ass" stuff should stay to PM's & Reps, otherwise, this place would turn into a joke.

That being said, I'm not a fan of people revealing what's being said in a PM or an Rep because it compromises the system of "trust".

If that was ever in place to begin with.

Normally i would agree with that but demonpenz stuff is gold I would feel like I was hoarding if I didn't share.

[DaneMcCloud]

Normally i would agree with that but demonpenz stuff is gold I would feel like I was hoarding if I didn't share.

Of course.

I think we can all agree that 'Penz is comedy gold and the content was intended to be shared.

[|Zach|]

A real man wouldn't do that, and you didn't.

You seem to have all kinds of issues being so hung up on this.

[Pablo]

I think the "Hey, I'm gonna kick your ass" stuff should stay to PM's & Reps, otherwise, this place would turn into a joke.

That being said, I'm not a fan of people revealing what's being said in a PM or an Rep because it compromises the system of "trust".

If that was ever in place to begin with.Pretty much. I don't send many PM's; but when I do it sometimes reveals personal information I'd like to not be shared with the entire board. I know it's not the same thing, giving out your number and threatening to kick someone's ass...but Private Messages are just that, private.

Keep them to yourself. All releasing these PM's did was create even more petty bickering amongst different members. More stupid, bandwith hogging bullshit.

[Dayze]

LMAOLMAOLMAO

the best part is the private message from 'penz that was a nonchalant "hey.."
Hmmmm looking at the map

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Yep found it! I found the exact place I am going to
KICK
YOUR
ASS.

According to the MAP KEY AT THE BOTTOM! It has alittle boot kicking a small ANUS with Dynimate exploding around it. I guess that means 40 miles north of Kansas city around Faucett is the perfect place to BLOW YOU UP. I am not talking like a big block in football or call your cell phone, I am talking about droping an M80 into your Boxers and watching your left buttcheck expode into a bloody mess. After that I am going over to that truck stop to get some bacon and eggs and maybe some coffee. I will probably have alot of errands to do after I kick your ass.

[doomy3]

heh This code might help you in contra, but it isn't going to mean much when I drop a boulder on to your chest. Funny I was watching a usa movie where Sly Stallone was in a prison and the dropped a weight bar on his chest almost killing him. Well this gave me the idea to wrap TNT around my BICEP and Drop it on your throat. Don't worry, there won't be any commercial breaks. Thanks to ajax floor cleaning your ass kicking will be commercial free. Then at the end of this movie it is going to have a "IN TRIBUTE TOO" and it is just going to show your ripped out SOLAR PLEXES. The entire audience will then cry like they just saw a hallmark commercial.

ROFL

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

here you are defending ROR. didnt he do the EXACT same thing once? iowanian?

a) DCS sent that, not ROR.

b) There was only one, not multiple.

c) My Sake cup runneth under. Time for re-fill; chop-chop!:)

[Titty Meat]

a) DCS sent that, not ROR.

b) There was only one, not multiple.

c) My Sake cup runneth under. Time for re-fill; chop-chop!:)

:clap:

[L.A. Chieffan]

LMAO penz can hijack threads he doesnt even post in

[ChiefsCountry]

You seem to have all kinds of issues being so hung up on this.

He is a douchebag internet tough guy what do you expect.

[HemiEd]

He is a douchebag internet tough guy what do you expect.

And Hamas doesn't come off as an internet tough guy to you? Hell, he is always screaming at people, and that Avatar is no accident.

[ChiefsCountry]

And Hamas doesn't come off as an internet tough guy to you? Hell, he is always screaming at people, and that Avatar is no accident.

Hamas is a college professor what part of bad ass does that scream. :D

[The Bad Guy]

Demonpenz trying way, way too hard to be like Redrum.

[SAUTO]

a) DCS sent that, not ROR.

b) There was only one, not multiple.

c) My Sake cup runneth under. Time for re-fill; chop-chop!:)

DCS=ROR what about that do you not understand? where did i say multiple tmes?

and fuck your cup doucher

[L.A. Chieffan]

Demonpenz trying way, way too hard to be like Redrum.

i thought this shit was hilarious

[Brock]

Penz is funny. Redrum is a boy toucher.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

And Hamas doesn't come off as an internet tough guy to you? Hell, he is always screaming at people, and that Avatar is no accident.

GO FUCK YOURSELF, CUNT!!

[Brock]

GO FUCK YOURSELF, CUNT!!

x2

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

DCS=ROR what about that do you not understand? where did i say multiple tmes?

and fuck your cup doucher

Ohhhhhhh.....BAD SAUTO! Time for Discipline Stick!

http://k-9sportsupply.com/images/categories/cane%20whip.JPG



Interesting side note: I image-Googled "Cain Whip", and this pic. showed up under a Chiefs Planet heading.

The SAUTO Discipline Stick has gone GLOBAL, Bitches! Ohhhhh...this call for toast!

SAUTO!!! Chop-Chop!!!!:D

[SAUTO]

Ohhhhhhh.....BAD SAUTO! Time for Discipline Stick!

http://k-9sportsupply.com/images/categories/cane%20whip.JPG



Interesting side note: I image-Googled "Cain Whip", and this pic. showed up under a Chiefs Planet heading.

The SAUTO Discipline Stick has gone GLOBAL, Bitches! Ohhhhh...this call for toast!

SAUTO!!! Chop-Chop!!!!:D

wow, you must be totally delusional if you think you could discipline me. thats actually the funniest thing ive heard today. you and that little stick would not fare too well
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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

wow, you must be totally delusional if you think you could discipline me. thats actually the funniest thing ive heard today. you and that little stick would not fare too well
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ROFL Lighten up, Francis.

[SAUTO]

ROFL Lighten up, Francis.

why do you insist on calling me francis?














:)
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[Bwana]

http://capslockhouse.pbwiki.com/f/SandyVag.gif

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

http://capslockhouse.pbwiki.com/f/SandyVag.gif

:eek:ROFL

Now THAT's National Endowment for the Arts-worthy!

[JohnnyV13]

Demon was cracking me up, I got one of his PMs about being "selected" to have my ass kicked.

[BossChief]

Demon was cracking me up, I got one of his PMs about being "selected" to have my ass kicked.

post that mutha

[HemiEd]

GO **** YOURSELF, ****!!

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Titty Meat]

He's back.

[Fritz88]

I will never fuck with Buster Hymen.

[Sofa King]

how the fuck did i miss this thread the first go round?

[Bugeater]

Penz is funny. Redrum is a boy toucher.
God yes, this. There's not even any comparing the two.