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12-11-2009, 06:07 PM

I'm sure the PGA is not happy about this. I know a number of people who only watch golf because of Tiger. Dude should have collected leaves, or stamps, or baseball cards.....something other than women.

Tiger to take 'indefinite' leave from golf
Dec. 11, 2009
CBSSports.com wire reports
Presented by Epson

Tiger Woods is taking an indefinite leave from professional golf to work on saving his family, using the word "infidelity" for the first time in a statement posted on his website.

Woods says he is aware of the disappointment that "my infidelity" has caused to his wife and children. He says he might not be able to repair the damage, but he wants to try.

He did not disclose Friday evening how long of a break he would take from the PGA Tour. He again asked for privacy, saying his family would need a "safe haven" to try to heal.

http://www.cbssports.com/golf/story/12648745

Pablo

12-11-2009, 06:08 PM

That's too bad. Dude is great to watch.

Brock

12-11-2009, 06:08 PM

biggest mistake was getting married.

BigRedChief

12-11-2009, 06:09 PM

repost

posted in the tiger thread already

Brock

12-11-2009, 06:10 PM

repost

posted in the tiger thread already

who cares

kstater

12-11-2009, 06:10 PM

I'm guessing a return comes about mid-March.

12-11-2009, 06:10 PM

repost

posted in the tiger thread already

Yeah, but you know what a post whore I am.

Braincase

12-11-2009, 06:11 PM

Try saying "infinite indefinite infidelity" five times real fast. Yeah, you're right... it's stupid.

Mr. Flopnuts

12-11-2009, 06:11 PM

Tiger lied
The PGA died

Reaper16

12-11-2009, 06:12 PM

Fuck the media for denying me the pleasure of watching Tiger Woods play golf.

Brock

12-11-2009, 06:13 PM

Every tournament winner until he comes back should get an asterisk.

Bugeater

12-11-2009, 06:15 PM

Oh man, what is he going to do for money?

blaise

12-11-2009, 06:16 PM

repost

posted in the tiger thread already

Yeah, people should read through every 15 page thread to make sure they don't repost news stories.

Pablo

12-11-2009, 06:16 PM

Oh man, what is he going to do for money?Release his sex tapes?

Skip Towne

12-11-2009, 06:17 PM

He'll be back 3 days before the first Major.

rtmike

12-11-2009, 06:18 PM

He needs to call David Duchovny to find the nearest Zipper Anonymous.

12-11-2009, 06:18 PM

Oh man, what is he going to do for money?

He says he's going to file for unemployment and maybe do a little side work.....handyman stuff. Supposedly he's a pretty good tile setter.

'Hamas' Jenkins

12-11-2009, 06:21 PM

Every tournament winner until he comes back should get an asterisk.

Jesus. He doesn't play in half the tournaments, anyway.

DumbHillbillies

12-11-2009, 06:21 PM

biggest mistake was getting married.

This. Tiger is probably pissed off more because he has to take time away from catching nicklaus's records.

Rain Man

12-11-2009, 06:22 PM

Gosh, now when I channel surf and see golf I'm going to change immediately. So I guess nothing has really changed.

Brock

12-11-2009, 06:22 PM

Jesus. He doesn't play in half the tournaments, anyway.

Err......ROFL

Skip Towne

12-11-2009, 06:27 PM

He says he's going to file for unemployment and maybe do a little side work.....handyman stuff. Supposedly he's a pretty good tile setter.

He'd better get something going. Otherwise he'll be broke in 264 years.

blaise

12-11-2009, 06:29 PM

He plans to devote more time to banging waitresses.

Sweet Daddy Hate

12-11-2009, 06:30 PM

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This is bullshit.

CCU2000

12-11-2009, 06:40 PM

His Thanksgiving was ruined. Christmas too?

Twas the night before Christmas and throughout Tiger's house
All his cell phones were ringing, or so noticed his spouse.
Messages poured in, seemingly without care,
As mistress after mistress left voicemails, unaware.

Then all of a sudden there arose such a clatter
That the neighbors awoke to see just what was the matter
And in the front yard just what did they see?
But a Cadillac Escalade, smashed against a tree.

In the front sat Tiger, in the back were five chicks,
He jumped out shouting, he was quicker than quick.
Then out of the truck his mistresses came,
He whistled and waved and called them by name:

"Now Jaimie, now Joslyn, now Rachel you vixen!
And Mindy, and Cori, put down that martina you're mixing!
To the top of the fence! To the top of the wall
Here comes my wife, dash away all!

And his wife came around with a 9-iron swinging
There was glass shattering chaos as the club came a-winging
And we heard Tiger screaming as he ran out of sight,
"You ruined my Christmas!! I hope you have a good night!!

big nasty kcnut

12-11-2009, 06:45 PM

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Sweet Daddy Hate

12-11-2009, 06:49 PM

Fuck the media for denying me the pleasure of watching Tiger Woods play golf.

God forbid Americans fuck and make no bones about it.:rolleyes:

RippedmyFlesh

12-11-2009, 07:58 PM

Fuck the media for denying me the pleasure of watching Tiger Woods play golf.
This
When I watch sports like I give a rat's ass who they are banging.
jack ...arnie ..player!!..... prob snagged some. Some shit you just don't write.

googlegoogle

12-11-2009, 08:07 PM

Playboy mansion's Kendra invited him over.

CCU2000

12-11-2009, 08:43 PM

Tigga please....

Duck Dog

12-11-2009, 09:38 PM

Tigga please....

lolROFL

googlegoogle

12-11-2009, 10:14 PM

Tigga please....

:D

Friendo

12-11-2009, 10:23 PM

This
When I watch sports like I give a rat's ass who they are banging.
jack ...arnie ..player!!..... prob snagged some. Some shit you just don't write.

Arnie was a ho plain & simple. Difference was, he didn't give off the air of entitlement & condescension towards his fans. Of course if Tiger needs good character advice, he can always seek counsel with his good buddy Jordan...wait :doh!:

MadMax

12-11-2009, 10:41 PM

Yeah, but you know what a post whore I am.

You dirty little slut you. errr sry wrong chat.

Groves

12-11-2009, 11:59 PM

TEX

12-12-2009, 12:00 AM

I think the whole thing is pretty funny.

chiefzilla1501

12-12-2009, 12:10 AM

Too bad he can't take an indefinite break from the Clap.

DaneMcCloud

12-12-2009, 12:14 AM

Tiger NEEDS a break.

There are SO many women to bang.

So little time...

Sweet Daddy Hate

12-12-2009, 01:07 AM

Tiger NEEDS a break.

There are SO many women to bang.

So little time...

No shit. Tiger Woods needs to do what Tiger Woods wants to do, fuck you, me, and everyone else with an opinion.

Pioli Zombie

12-12-2009, 03:41 AM

Arnie was a ho plain & simple. Difference was, he didn't give off the air of entitlement & condescension towards his fans. Of course if Tiger needs good character advice, he can always seek counsel with his good buddy Jordan...wait :doh!:
Wait. So Tiger has to go through all this because he's "condescending"? This whole thing is very odd. The guy cheats on his wife. Like I'm sure he's first golfer to do so. Why is Tigers character held to such a high standard? Who gives a shit?
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Pioli Zombie

12-12-2009, 03:43 AM

If he loves his wife and kids, he should be willing to give up golf entirely if that was what's necessary.

Nobody is saying that it's necessary, but he has no compelling reason not to take a month/year/more away from golf to set his priorities straight.
Who gives a shit if a golfer loves his wife and kids. Why has america become a nation of women watching General Hospital?
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Friendo

12-12-2009, 07:23 AM

Wait. So Tiger has to go through all this because he's "condescending"? This whole thing is very odd. The guy cheats on his wife. Like I'm sure he's first golfer to do so. Why is Tigers character held to such a high standard? Who gives a shit?
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really I don't give a shit & never did. I never liked the guy precisely because he appears to view others as objects for his self-aggrandizement (exactly like his buddy Jordan). As for "going through this", jeebus, it's how he built his fortune. And ftr, I doubt his trophy wife is any real prize either which I expect will come out. I just find it amusing that anyone thinks he should be immune to judgment, when he's built a fortune on a carefully crafted image.

Bugeater

12-12-2009, 09:02 AM

Oh goddamnit, the board's biggest dumbass is back. I was hoping they banned him for good.

Skip Towne

12-12-2009, 09:22 AM

Oh goddamnit, the board's biggest dumbass is back. I was hoping they banned him for good.

Yep, ROR's brother is back. The stench is overwhelming.

JimNasium

12-12-2009, 09:48 AM

I'm guessing that he takes an entire year off and lets this settle out. He may even reveal he got hooked on pills when he had his surgery or seek therapy for a sex addiction. Dude does everything in a calculated manner and this is just the first action in a new strategy.

'Hamas' Jenkins

12-12-2009, 09:54 AM

There is absolutely no way he misses a major over this. Don't be naive.

JimNasium

12-12-2009, 09:58 AM

There is absolutely no way he misses a major over this. Don't be naive.

It's possible I'm wrong but I'm never confused with being naive. The guy has a lot more at stake than Jack's record at this point.

'Hamas' Jenkins

12-12-2009, 10:01 AM

It's possible I'm wrong but I'm never confused with being naive. The guy has a lot more at stake than Jack's record at this point.

No, he doesn't.

He's got more money than you could spend in 10 non-Antoine Walker lifetimes.

He plays in a sport where people can't boo him.

As soon as he gets back on the course, this will quickly be turned into a story of redemption.

Ray Lewis fucking killed a guy, rolled over on his friends, and was doing Madden commercials just a few years after.

JimNasium

12-12-2009, 10:06 AM

No, he doesn't.

He's got more money than you could spend in 10 non-Antoine Walker lifetimes.

He plays in a sport where people can't boo him.

As soon as he gets back on the course, this will quickly be turned into a story of redemption.

Ray Lewis fucking killed a guy, rolled over on his friends, and was doing Madden commercials just a few years after.

I disagree. Everything the guy has done has been calculated to place him among golfing greats such as Bobby, Arnie, Gary and Jack. He's very conscious of his place in golfing history and he wants to do damage control. That said you and I are too arrogant to concede that the other is right so we'll just wait for history to resolve this. You can dig this up and tell me how stupid I was when he walks down the first fairway in Augusta if that will make you feel better about things.

the Talking Can

12-12-2009, 10:13 AM

more time for sex

SenselessChiefsFan

12-12-2009, 10:19 AM

No, he doesn't.

He's got more money than you could spend in 10 non-Antoine Walker lifetimes.

He plays in a sport where people can't boo him.

As soon as he gets back on the course, this will quickly be turned into a story of redemption.

Ray Lewis ****ing killed a guy, rolled over on his friends, and was doing Madden commercials just a few years after.

I don't think Ray Lewis actually killed a guy. I think he was with the guys who did.... but didn't actually do it....nor do I think he knew it was going to happen.

To me, Tiger's antics are worse than what Ray Lewis or what Mike Vick did.

Ray Lewis lied, and Mike Vick killed dogs.

Tiger lied to, used, and manipulated at least 11 women.... and I assume there are others that have not come forward.

Christofire

12-12-2009, 10:20 AM

Every tournament winner until he comes back should get an asterisk.

More like a dumbassterisk ... but it goes next to Tiger's name for putting himself in this absurd position to begin with.
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Lumpy

12-12-2009, 10:24 AM

Bugeater

12-12-2009, 10:26 AM

'Hamas' Jenkins

12-12-2009, 10:28 AM

I disagree. Everything the guy has done has been calculated to place him among golfing greats such as Bobby, Arnie, Gary and Jack. He's very conscious of his place in golfing history and he wants to do damage control. That said you and I are too arrogant to concede that the other is right so we'll just wait for history to resolve this. You can dig this up and tell me how stupid I was when he walks down the first fairway in Augusta if that will make you feel better about things.

I don't think you really follow golf.

Tiger mapped out Jack's majors on the wall of his bedroom as a child. He wrote down the time in which they happened, and charted his progress as a child against them.

His dad used to psychologically torment him on the golf course. He'd yell in the middle of his backswing, jingle keys, etc.

He's been programmed from the time he was 2 years old on the Mike Douglas Show to care about one thing: 18 majors.

All the stuff with IMG, Nike, etc. It's ancillary. He may be a corporate brand, but I guarantee you that the singular driving force in his life is, and always will be, golf.

You are talking about a guy who played 72 holes of the toughest golf tournament in the world on the longest course in US Open history on a leg with a stress fracture and a torn ACL.

I think you are conflating what Nike's Ad Execs want you to believe with what Tiger really cares about.

If Tiger wanted to be the most loved, he would have modeled himself after Arnold Palmer.

BWillie

12-12-2009, 10:31 AM

He'll be back 3 days before the first Major.

Definitely. Those are the only tournaments he cares about anyway. The World Golf Championships and the Majors.

JimNasium

12-12-2009, 10:45 AM

I don't think you really follow golf.

Tiger mapped out Jack's majors on the wall of his bedroom as a child. He wrote down the time in which they happened, and charted his progress as a child against them.

His dad used to psychologically torment him on the golf course. He'd yell in the middle of his backswing, jingle keys, etc.

He's been programmed from the time he was 2 years old on the Mike Douglas Show to care about one thing: 18 majors.

All the stuff with IMG, Nike, etc. It's ancillary. He may be a corporate brand, but I guarantee you that the singular driving force in his life is, and always will be, golf.

You are talking about a guy who played 72 holes of the toughest golf tournament in the world on the longest course in US Open history on a leg with a stress fracture and a torn ACL.

I think you are conflating what Nike's Ad Execs want you to believe with what Tiger really cares about.

If Tiger wanted to be the most loved, he would have modeled himself after Arnold Palmer.

I follow golf very closely. I disagree with your point of view. That doesn't make me wrong, it just gives me a different opinion.

'Hamas' Jenkins

12-12-2009, 10:48 AM

Please expand on your opinion that he cares about his public image more than his on course success.

kstater

12-12-2009, 10:52 AM

Tiger lied to, used, and manipulated at least 11 women.... and I assume there are others that have not come forward.

ROFL

You don't actually believe those women didn't want to do anything but sleep with one of the richest athletes in the world?

'Hamas' Jenkins

12-12-2009, 10:56 AM

The only woman who was lied to and manipulated was his wife. Those other women are manipulators not manipulated.

DaneMcCloud

12-12-2009, 11:11 AM

What I'm trying to figure out is why he would cheat on his drop-dead gorgeous wife w/ mediocre looking skanks? If ur going to be a complete tool Tiger... at least do it right and nail hotties. Fuk. :cuss:

I know a few guys that cheated on their beautiful wives because the wives weren't anywhere near nasty enough for the men.

Some women just aren't comfortable with being an over-the-top porn type slut on a a daily basis, so guys seek out women that will fulfill those needs.

Of course, their marriages ended in divorce but I don't think the wives ever found out about the extra-curricular activities.

For the record, I don't find Elin Nordegren very attractive. She has jacked up teeth and is about one gene shy of being an Albino.

Sweet Daddy Hate

12-12-2009, 11:12 AM

No, he doesn't.

He's got more money than you could spend in 10 non-Antoine Walker lifetimes.

He plays in a sport where people can't boo him.

As soon as he gets back on the course, this will quickly be turned into a story of redemption.

Ray Lewis fucking killed a guy, rolled over on his friends, and was doing Madden commercials just a few years after.

No no no; he's the Pope of golf, and as such he is expected to piss ambrosia and shit loaves of bread for the masses. And above all, he can't be fucking some strange on the side because if he gets caught, then every hypocrite and their kid with a set of clubs will disown him and Nike might lose revenue.

'Hamas' Jenkins

12-12-2009, 11:23 AM

What's wrong with her teeth, Dane?

Lumpy

12-12-2009, 11:29 AM

I know a few guys that cheated on their beautiful wives because the wives weren't anywhere near nasty enough for the men.

Some women just aren't comfortable with being an over-the-top porn type slut on a a daily basis, so guys seek out women that will fulfill those needs.

Of course, their marriages ended in divorce but I don't think the wives ever found out about the extra-curricular activities.

For the record, I don't find Elin Nordegren very attractive. She has jacked up teeth and is about one gene shy of being an Albino.

This is why open communication between husband and wife is important. Had these men told their wives about their desires/fantasies, they could have probably saved their marriages.

I think women, (just like u said), aren't comfortable being "slutty" in bed b/c they seek approval first. Meaning that they don't want to appear as "freaks". But if they know that their husbands desire this, they would more than likely let loose and get out the whips. ;)

stevieray

12-12-2009, 11:29 AM

who he is..is more important than what he is...

'Hamas' Jenkins

12-12-2009, 11:32 AM

This is why open communication between husband and wife is important. Had these men told their wives about their desires/fantasies, they could have probably saved their marriages.

I think women, (just like u said), aren't comfortable being "slutty" in bed b/c they seek approval first. Meaning that they don't want to appear as "freaks". But if they know that their husbands desire this, they would more than likely let loose and get out the whips. ;)

Or perhaps a lot of women of the wife caliber view themselves as more than just bendable fuck holes and the ones who are willing to do a lot of the truly freaky shit are doing so b/c they lack self esteem and want approval.

rtmike

12-12-2009, 11:38 AM

I know a few guys that cheated on their beautiful wives because the wives weren't anywhere near nasty enough for the men.

Some women just aren't comfortable with being an over-the-top porn type slut on a a daily basis, so guys seek out women that will fulfill those needs.

Of course, their marriages ended in divorce but I don't think the wives ever found out about the extra-curricular activities.

For the record, I don't find Elin Nordegren very attractive. She has jacked up teeth and is about one gene shy of being an Albino.

It sounded like Elin wasn't giving it up much to begin with. Don't know how she ended up pregnant then.
A couple of the affairs were when she was knocked up. I know some chicks put out the "closed" sign when they carrying. Luckily I never had that problem with my wife. :D

DaneMcCloud

12-12-2009, 11:44 AM

What's wrong with her teeth, Dane?

I can't put my finger on it: The gap between the teeth is a little too wide and the four front teeth aren't even on the bottom tips - something.

I just know that in every pic, I notice something off about them.

DaneMcCloud

12-12-2009, 11:48 AM

This is why open communication between husband and wife is important. Had these men told their wives about their desires/fantasies, they could have probably saved their marriages.

I think women, (just like u said), aren't comfortable being "slutty" in bed b/c they seek approval first. Meaning that they don't want to appear as "freaks". But if they know that their husbands desire this, they would more than likely let loose and get out the whips. ;)

I think the guy either had an "awakening" or got into to porn or something. Maybe he tried to get the wife involved and she refused. He said "Fuck it. I'm Tiger Woods!" and started hooking up with sluts and hiring real pros.

I seriously doubt he was into all of these sluts and crazy sex when his father was alive.

I'd guess he wasn't into all the freaky stuff when they married, otherwise, he wouldn't have married. I mean, you're Tiger Woods. Like George Clooney, why marry?

DaneMcCloud

12-12-2009, 11:49 AM

Or perhaps a lot of women of the wife caliber view themselves as more than just bendable fuck holes and the ones who are willing to do a lot of the truly freaky shit are doing so b/c they lack self esteem and want approval.

OR, they just like sex every which way and have no issues.

Bugeater

12-12-2009, 11:50 AM

I can't put my finger on it: The gap between the teeth is a little too wide and the four front teeth aren't even on the bottom tips - something.

I just know that in every pic, I notice something off about them.
CP pervs saying "OMGWTF she's a supermodel let's see what you pull" in 3...2...1...

Extra Point

12-12-2009, 11:50 AM

I'm guessing a return comes about mid-March.
Right after 3/14: SABJ Day!

Great joke, and duly repped!

Lumpy

12-12-2009, 12:11 PM

OR, they just like sex every which way and have no issues.

I agree.

Consider this gentlemen... how many of u show ur emotional side in front of ur wives? I can guarantee there aren't too many of u. It's the same for women when it comes to sex. We don't want to be viewed as sluts and u don't want to be viewed as pussies.

With that being said, if a guy cries in front of his wife, does that mean he suffers from self-esteem issues? No. It means that he is in touch w/ his emotions and is comfortable enough to display them to his wife. Same goes for a wife willing to get kinky in bed.

Gonzo

12-12-2009, 01:43 PM

I agree.

Consider this gentlemen... how many of u show ur emotional side in front of ur wives? I can guarantee there aren't too many of u. It's the same for women when it comes to sex. We don't want to be viewed as sluts and u don't want to be viewed as pussies.

With that being said, if a guy cries in front of his wife, does that mean he suffers from self-esteem issues? No. It means that he is in touch w/ his emotions and is comfortable enough to display them to his wife. Same goes for a wife willing to get kinky in bed.

FYI fuckers,
The only time I cry in front of her is when she gets kinky... (ouch)

Hey Lumpy, text me if ur online. (bad cell service)
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Sweet Daddy Hate

12-12-2009, 01:44 PM

FYI fuckers,
The only time I cry in front of her is when she gets kinky... (ouch)

Hey Lumpy, text me if ur online. (bad cell service)
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ROFL

Mr. Laz

12-12-2009, 01:47 PM

http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/612capture_tombstone03.jpg

Pioli Zombie

12-12-2009, 02:03 PM

Oh goddamnit, the board's biggest dumbass is back. I was hoping they banned him for good.
You're back? Where did you go?
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Pioli Zombie

12-12-2009, 02:05 PM

Yep, ROR's brother is back. The stench is overwhelming.
That's your apartment you're smelling. Try cleaning the toilet once in a while, pinhead.
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Skip Towne

12-12-2009, 04:11 PM

That's your apartment you're smelling. Try cleaning the toilet once in a while, pinhead.
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No, it's you I'm smelling. No wonder nobody wants you around. Do you smell like you shit your pants all the time?

Mr. Laz

12-12-2009, 04:41 PM

I agree.

Consider this gentlemen... how many of u show ur emotional side in front of ur wives? .
when i'm "emotional" it shows :fire:

Chaunceythe3rd

12-12-2009, 10:12 PM

It seems as if his wife was gone frequently. Maybe she took a vacation from his sex drive a couple of times a month. He obviously had a comfort level with taking the girls home frequently for a tour of his house. It just seems odd that a mother of small children was absent so often. Skinny, young, blonde girls who obviously weren't too bright - maybe just like Elin?