I may live Forever! Or how to add 5 years to your life!

[Dave Lane]

Its my favorite study ever. I may well live forever if this is true. Great study to point out to the significant other if they don't like pron.

http://www.wholefitness.com/looking-breasts.html

[Dave Lane]

10 Minutes Of Staring at Breasts Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years

According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.


"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

Well, men, look at breasts, then:

Looking at breasts is as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Christ, I'm going to live to be 185, then.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

We're all going to die sometime. It looks like I'll be around longer than most. You know, this really gives me hope that Al Davis may live to 160. Can someone forward this to him?

[Rain Man]

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

That's because it is a 30-minute workout. The workout just happens later that evening.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

5 years? My god, who on earth was in the control group? How much did they have to pay those guys to be in the study?

[Rain Man]

We're all going to die sometime. It looks like I'll be around longer than most. You know, this really gives me hope that Al Davis may live to 160. Can someone forward this to him?


Jamarcus Russell is a big bust. That's close, but it's not the same thing as big breasts.

[Dave Lane]

Jamarcus Russell is a big bust. That's close, but it's not the same thing as big breasts.

He's huge. raiders fans may live forever if he keeps playing!

[RealSNR]

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[RippedmyFlesh]

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

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BS Id be ripped like Vernon Davis if that were true.

[Halfcan]

sounds like good advice

[Dave Lane]

This has to be the worlds greatest exercise

[RippedmyFlesh]

This has to be the worlds greatest exercise
Certainly the easiest I'll bet it could be done 1 handed.

[tyler360]

Finally some real medical research going on.

[RealSNR]

Oh, by the way

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

[Rain Man]

Oh, by the way

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp


Do you enjoy crushing other people's dreams?

[RealSNR]

Do you enjoy crushing other people's dreams?Sorry, I'm usually not like this. I'm only abusive when I'm drunk.

[Jenson71]

Oh, by the way

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

Well, I think I'm still going to try this anyway. It doesn't say it definitely couldn't work.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Well, none of us are dead. So there!

[bevischief]

Finally something to counteract the depression of the season... We need more Warpaint and the blond...

[mikey23545]

Next time I go to see my cute little primary care doctor, I'll see if she'll let me try this therapy out right there in her office...Then maybe I can talk her into writing me a prescription for it and get my insurance to pay for more treatments...

[JohninGpt]

...Then maybe I can talk her into writing me a prescription for it and get my insurance to pay for more treatments...

Would they send you a check each month, or a box of $1 bills?