Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer

[38yrsfan]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6825449/Taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer.html

A troop of performing monkeys instructed in the martial art of taekwondo has taken revenge on their trainer.


Lo Wung, 42, taught the monkeys so they could entertain crowds outside a shopping centre in Nshi, in eastern China's Hubei province.
But the money-spinning primates turned the tables on their trainer when he slipped during a show, with one quick-thinking monkey flooring him with a kick to the head.

Hu Luang, 32, a bystander who photographed the incident, said: "I saw one punch him in the eye - he grabbed another by the ear and it responded by grabbing his nose. They were leaping and jumping all over the place. It was better than a Bruce Lee film."
At one point the monkey trainer grabbed a staff to hit the monkeys, only to find himself facing a stick-brandishing monkey that cracked him over the head.
He only managed to get the monkeys under control by tangling them up in the rope that had been used to stop them running off.
Mr Hu said: "He was really furious, he made the monkeys kneel on the ground with their hands tied behind their backs to punish them and make them show remorse for their nasty attack."


PETA trained animal terrorists!

[38yrsfan]

Nice form he shows

[big nasty kcnut]

LOL that be crazy man. Also to those monkeys keep your paws off me you damn dirty ape.

[The Franchise]

ROFL

[wild1]

i would have paid money to see that.

[Crush]

Was one of the monkeys named Caesar?

[Demonpenz]

that's bannanas

[CoMoChief]

We're teaching Monkey Taekwando. I got my yellow belt today......Monkey got his red......he's a quick learner!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/1/grandma's-boy.jpg

[stumppy]

ROFL

If someone can come up with a video of that it'll hit #1 on Youtube in a day.

[Dark Horse]

I blame video games

[Mr. Plow]

Wow, that was a good laugh just thinking about a guy getting his ass kicked by a bunch of monkeys.

[Radar Chief]

i would have paid money to see that.

Yea, that has pay per view written all over it.

[Radar Chief]

I blame video games

And that loud rock-n-roll music.

[Dark Horse]

And that loud rock-n-roll music.

Actually it's been proven that monkeys gravitate towards country and western

[Demonpenz]

anyone read the booo weekly story?

[DJJasonp]

SWEEP THE LEG!!!!

[Demonpenz]

would you like to b

[jidar]

PUT HIM IN A BODY BAG, MONKEY!!!!!
http://uranus.ckt.net/~bmcclen/bodybag.jpg

[Radar Chief]

Actually it's been proven that monkeys gravitate towards country and western

Hence the hostility from these monkeys. They’re outcasts, freaks, not allowed to play the happy monkey games other monkeys play and someone is going to pay!

[Frazod]

For some reason the song "Kung Fu Fighting" is stuck in my head now. LMAO

[Fish]

I want a ninja attack monkey now....

[Mr. Laz]

That's what you get for teaching monkeys martial arts .... dumbass.

[jjjayb]

Must remember balance Monkey-san.

[Mr. Laz]

next some moron will start teaching sharks how to survive on land so they can kill us all.

[kepp]

We're teaching Monkey Taekwando. I got my yellow belt today......Monkey got his red......he's a quick learner!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/1/grandma's-boy.jpg

Grandma's Boy, FTW!

[chasedude]

That's some funny shit! ROFL

He probably shouldn't teach them the Five Finger Death Punch then.

[Mr. Plow]

For some reason the song "Kung Fu Fighting" is stuck in my head now. LMAO


And now, it will be stuck in your head for the rest of the day.....


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[Easy 6]

LMAO... the huge grin it has as it gives him the Van Damme is priceless.

[cookster50]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TrebMaxx]

Monkey poo Shuriken.

[Simply Red]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2vwxrp3.gif

[CrazyPhuD]

Hey at least it wasn't a troop of chimpanzees.

[38yrsfan]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2774480/Crouching-tiger-hiddenmonkey.html

A couple more pictures at this link

[Kyle DeLexus]

We're teaching Monkey Taekwando. I got my yellow belt today......Monkey got his red......he's a quick learner!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/1/grandma's-boy.jpg

Shut up monkey...I got company dude

[tooge]

I love when animals kick their captor, er I mean, trainers asses. Eat my shorts Sigfried or was it Roy?

[Bwana]

ROFL

[listopencil]

Awesome.

[Micjones]

Monkey see, monkey do. Duh...