***C.P. 2009 MVP Award Nominations***

[Gonzo]

Alas, the time is upon us....

Another wonderful installment of the 2009 Academy Awards.

Brought to you by your wonderful CP Academy.

This award must abide by all of the Academy rules and regulations which can be found here (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=220076).

The Academy views this award as the most important and distinguished so please take your time in considering who you would like to nominate.


Now then, time for some specifics:

•You may nominate yourself however; you will need three other posters to agree. (We view this as douchebaggery btw)

•Please cite a specific reason why you nominate the poster, you can post a link or just write up a quick few lines about what they contributed in 2009. All nominations must be seconded in order to be considered.

•REMEMBER, this award is for 2009, therefore when you nominate someone make sure it’s for something they did this year.

• We don't have a maximum or minimum required amount for nominations, (the more the better IMO)
**EDIT** Maximum is 50.

•Academy members ARE eligible for nomination. ;)

**Edit** Once a nomination is seconded; that's good enough. I don't have time to track how many times one particular poster is nominated.
Thanks.

And the nominees are:

1. Rainman +4

2. Mr. Flopnuts +5

3. Demonpenz +3

4. GoChiefs +2.5

5. Tiny Evil +1

6. Simply Red +4

7. AustinChief +2

8. FAX +4

9. Lumpy +4

10. Hamas Jenkins +3

11. DaneMcCloud +4

12. Gonzo +7

13. Bwana +2

14. Reaper16 +2

15. Deeznuts +3

16. Katipan +3

17. Baby Lee +2

18. Jilly +2

19. Burt +3

20. big nasty kcnut +2

21. Fritz88 +2

22. California Chief +1

23. DaKCManAP + 2

24. Pestilence + 3

25. Bugeater +4

26. Buckinkaeding +3

27. Mecca +2

28. Big Red Chief +2

29. Sofaking +2

30. First Down Elvis +1

31. Skip Towne +3

33. KurtCobain +1

34. Luv +1

35. Nzoner +1

36. Ultra Peanut +1

37. OnTheWarpath58 +2

38. Micjones - +1

39. Gblowfish +2

40. Keg in KC +1

41. Frazod +1

42. Logical +2

43. I=Suck +1

44. Milkman +1

45. KcMizzou +1

47. Iowanian +2

48. Donger +1

49. Phobia +1

50. Bowser +2

[Demonpenz]

there's only one person i trust on dog information and chiefs information. Googlegoogle

[Gonzo]

there's only one person i trust on dog information and chiefs information. Googlegoogle

ROFL
Noted...

[smittysbar]

I know some will blow a top, but Clayton (GoChiefs) for the work in Gif'd up, and Haley goes off.

[BigRedChief]

Rainman for being the wittiest, coolest dude on the Planet.

[rageeumr]

Penz for MS Paint masterpieces. Especially ones referencing Tebow and Airwolf.

[DaKCMan AP]

Mr. Flopnuts for having a gigantic rep-stick and inspiring, encouraging and contributing random thoughts.

- Nomination made by DaKCMan AP, CP's MAP (Most Awesome Poster)

[Molitoth]

Rainman for being the wittiest, coolest dude on the Planet.

+1

[The Franchise]

Tiny Evil for his Biggest Loser thread. He got a bunch of people to get up off of their asses and improve their health.

[The Franchise]

Mr. Flopnuts for having a gigantic rep-stick and inspiring, encouraging and contributing random thoughts.

- Nomination made by DaKCMan AP, CP's MAP (Most Awesome Poster)

+1

[Gonzo]

Mr. Flopnuts for having a gigantic rep-stick and inspiring, encouraging and contributing random thoughts.

- Nomination made by DaKCMan AP, CP's MAP (Most Awesome Poster)

I nominate DaKCMan AP

(Just because he's awesome)

[Extra Point]

Penz for MS Paint masterpieces. Especially ones referencing Tebow and Airwolf.

Second

[BigCatDaddy]

Second

I third it, but it would be for his excellence in the art of PM'ing invitations for battle.

[Gonzo]

I know some will blow a top, but Clayton (GoChiefs) for the work in Gif'd up, and Haley goes off.

I second this. Those threads are good.

[BigRedChief]

Tiny Evil for his Biggest Loser thread. He got a bunch of people to get up off of their asses and improve their health.+1

[Simply Red]

didn't Rainman die? Is he still even eligible?

[Gonzo]

I nominate Simply Red for all of his sweet gifs and being an all around good guy.

[Cjanz]

Chiefspants

Hands down.

[The Franchise]

I nominate Simply Red for all of his sweet gifs and being an all around good guy.

+1

[stevieray]

I nominate Simply Red for all of his sweet gifs and being an all around good guy.


+1

[Gonzo]

didn't Rainman die? Is he still even eligible?

Posthumously nominated.

[Extra Point]

I third it, but it would be for his excellence in the art of PM'ing invitations for battle.

Leroy Nieman could not have done a better job of pugilistic dramatization, I tell you!

[Gonzo]

I also nominate Bwana.

He's a fellow outdoorsman and knows when to drop the hammer on dumbassery.

[burt]

AustinChief

[Gonzo]

AustinChief

Need a reason why Mr. Burt.

I nominate Burt for being an all around good guy, having an unbeatable high score in the arcade and for all the shit he's put up with this year, (and being good enough to share it with us).

[burt]

Fax AND Morph......

[unothadeal]

Rainman for being the wittiest, coolest dude on the Planet.

Seconded.

[burt]

AustinChief

we are because he is

[Gonzo]

Fax AND Morph......

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=6369857&postcount=25

[Gonzo]

we are because he is

Ok... That works for me...

+1

[burt]

Fax AND Morph......

For they are deepness

[burt]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=6369857&postcount=25

I was getting there..... and you talked of patience....

[Gonzo]

I was getting there..... and you talked of patience....

ROFL


PAY ATTENTION DAMMIT!!!!11!!111ELEVENTY

[Simply Red]

I nominate Lumpy, her posts are dope!

[Gonzo]

I nominate Lumpy, her posts are dope!

I'd better +1 or I won't get laid for a while, huh?

;)

[Gonzo]

For they are deepness

+1 for Fax

Morph hasn't been around all that much this year, has he?

[burt]

+1 for Fax

Morph hasn't been around all that much this year, has he?

Morph is always here......

[CaliforniaChief]

I'd like to nominate Professor Hamas.

He's a wordsmith of epic proportions, and of all those famously labeled as "Drafturbator", tends to be the most reasonable.

Plus, the ROFLcopter was great.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

AustinChief because he's a mod and I'm one ass kissing dude.


:shake:

[Gonzo]

I'd like to nominate Professor Hamas.

He's a wordsmith of epic proportions, and of all those famously labeled as "Drafturbator", tends to be the most reasonable.

Plus, the ROFLcopter was great.

THE ROFLCOPTER might be enough to win this sonbitch...

+1 Fo Sho

[Gonzo]

I'll be out for a while. I need to get some work done. I'll catch up this afternoon boys and girls.

[Gonzo]

Hell...

Before I go, I'm Nominating Dane for being one of the biggest topics of discussion during the off season.

[Reaper16]

As usual, the ballot is loaded with worthy contenders.

I'm nominating DeezNutz. He really came into his own in 2009. I can remember when he was first trying on his more-grammatically-correct version of 'penz-style sarcasm; well, its a well-oiled machine now. Each dry, bitterly sarcastic the-opposite-of-what-I-say-is-what-I-mean posts hit with major consistency. Combine that with his status as one of the very few Planeteers who know what they're talking about with respect to both football and baseball and you've got a perennial MVP candidate. Plus, he stays out of D.C.; there is something to be said for that.

[burt]

:shake:

:DROFLSTFU

[Buck]

This thread is teh ghey. There is not one MVP.

That being said, I nominate the following people (in alphabetical order and they aren't alredy on the list)

'Hamas' Jenkins, 88TG88, Baby Lee, Bugeater, DaFace, DaneMcCloud, Frazod, Gonzo, Guru, irishjayhawk, Iowanian, kcxiv, luv, MOhillbilly, Phobia, PostRockPablo, Reaper16, Ultra Peanut

Ok, If I forgot you, piss off.

(Edit: In the time it took me to write this a couple of the above were already nominated)

[Jenson71]

Rain Man. None other. Consistently hilarious and well-tuned. A classy guy.

[Buck]

Fail


•Please cite a specific reason why you nominate the poster, you can post a link or just write up a quick few lines about what they contributed in 2009. All nominations must be seconded in order to be considered.

Because they all aren't teh ghey like Buzz.

[burt]

This is too close for me to pick as I like you all, but I'll nominate you Gonzo just because you give me shit...

+1

[Buck]

Oh yeah....

Saulbadguy - because he is my moral compass.

[Jilly]

I nominate Patteu because he hates me....and I think that's fun.
I nominate Sully because he is smart in both the DC and in football and is hilarious although he doesn't always show that here and he's my husband and he's awesome.
I nominate Deberg1990 as well because his knowledge of all things media is overwhelming.

[SPchief]

BigRedChief

[Jilly]

oh and another +1 to Gonzo. He's friendly.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

:DROFLSTFU


Damn, I thought you'd get all bent out of shape on that one !

Ok, how about some neg rep !!!!

[Buck]

I also nominate Bwana.

He's a fellow outdoorsman and knows when to drop the hammer on dumbassery.

+1

[justme]

I nominate Dartgod. He's da bomb!

[burt]

Damn, I thought you'd get all bent out of shape on that one !

Ok, how about some neg rep !!!!

OH NOESSSS!!!!!!!

[Frazod]

So are we going to have a Douche of the Year award?

We've done everything else....

[Slainte]

I nom-o-nate Reaper16 for the win...and if you've been on CP for the last year and can't figure out why, by all means take your computing box and smash it with a fucking sledgehammer...

[burt]

So are we going to have a Douche of the Year award?

We've done everything else....

Now I can finally compete....

[Buck]

I'll add Mile High Mania, Garcia Bronco, RedNeckRaider, and Over-Head for being classy non-Chiefs fans.

Cleveland Bronco barely missed the cut (Keys incident)

[burt]

I nom-o-nate Reaper16 for the win...and if you've been on CP for the last year and can't figure out why, by all means take your computing box and smash it with a ****ing sledgehammer...

Damn.....now I need a new computing box...... Or were you nominating him for Douche of the Year award? Then I wouldn't have to sledge o matic my compute thingy........

[burt]

I'll add Mile High Mania, Garcia Bronco, RedNeckRaider, and Over-Head for being classy non-Chiefs fans.

Cleveland Bronco barely missed the cut (Keys incident)

Alicia?........

[Jenson71]

Rain Man. None other. Consistently hilarious and well-tuned. A classy guy.

NewPhin is close, though.

Also: fairplay, cdcox, Reaper, Baby Lee are great posters. Can I nominate all of them?

[Jenson71]

My official nominations:

Rain Man: for his consistent humor and class.
NewPhin: for his literary and education experiences and knowledge he brings
fairplay: for his well-timed, classy humor and amiable posts
cdcox: for his science contributions and gentleman like conduct
Reaper: for his literary and music contributions and political mannerism
Baby Lee: for his challenging political opinions, well-reasoned posts, and an amazing knowledge of almost all things. Consistently brilliant.

You're all fine posters, but these guys have excelled this year in several threads.

[Jilly]

Damn.....now I need a new computing box...... Or were you nominating him for Douche of the Year award? Then I wouldn't have to sledge o matic my compute thingy........

Can I be nominated for that? I've never been called a douche and always thought it would be fun.

[burt]

Wow.....people actually LIKE Reaper??????

[OnTheWarpath15]

As usual, the ballot is loaded with worthy contenders.

I'm nominating DeezNutz. He really came into his own in 2009. I can remember when he was first trying on his more-grammatically-correct version of 'penz-style sarcasm; well, its a well-oiled machine now. Each dry, bitterly sarcastic the-opposite-of-what-I-say-is-what-I-mean posts hit with major consistency. Combine that with his status as one of the very few Planeteers who know what they're talking about with respect to both football and baseball and you've got a perennial MVP candidate. Plus, he stays out of D.C.; there is something to be said for that.

+1

[burt]

Can I be nominated for that? I've never been called a douche and always thought it would be fun.

I think that if you can actually use a douche.....you can't be called one.......but I have been wrong before!

[BigCatDaddy]

I would also like to nominate Katipan. Some of her post are OOOHHH so fun to read :)

[Jenson71]

Wow.....people actually LIKE Reaper??????

I sometimes wonder if I don't like, "like-like" him just a little bit.

[Gonzo]

OK Guys....


One at a time please. We need specific reasons for each.

I'ts just too difficult to track who nominates who when they're all grouped together like that.
Thanks guys.

Oh, and +1 for Buzz's nomination of Buck. He's the best non-Chief fan on this board, hands down.

[burt]

I sometimes wonder if I don't like, "like-like" him just a little bit.

eeeewwwwwww. I have no use for him what so ever. But to each their own.

[Gonzo]

I sometimes wonder if I don't like, "like-like" him just a little bit.

I thought he was the biggest douchebag for quite some time but now he's graduated to asshole so I can't help but like him.

He's good in my book, (for a beer snob).

;)

[burt]

I would also like to nominate Katipan. Some of her post are OOOHHH so fun to read :)

+1....she makes me tingle in naughty places that don't tingle often.....she makes the dust resettle....oh wait.....TMI......

[Gonzo]

I must nominate Jilly for hitting on my wife all year.

She almost reeled her in for some hot girl-on-girl action but she just wouldn't pull the trigger.

[burt]

I thought he was the biggest douchebag for quite some time but now he's graduated to asshole so I can't help but like him.

He's good in my book, (for a beer snob).

;)

Just too opinionated and unwilling to listen to other points of view for me. But I don't hate him....I leave that for Domer to do.

[burt]

I must nominate Jilly for hitting on my wife all year.

She almost reeled her in for some hot girl-on-girl action but she just wouldn't pull the trigger.

I would +1 her IF she was a trigger puller........ROFL

[Jenson71]

OK Guys....


One at a time please. We need specific reasons for each.

I'ts just too difficult to track who nominates who when they're all grouped together like that.
Thanks guys.

Oh, and +1 for Buzz's nomination of Buck. He's the best non-Chief fan on this board, hands down.

I have gone back to post 67 and added in my reasons for nominations.

[Jenson71]

I thought he was the biggest douchebag for quite some time but now he's graduated to asshole so I can't help but like him.

He's good in my book, (for a beer snob).

;)

Yeah, he's a snob. I enjoy his literature and music snobbery. I skip his beer snobbery though, because I dislike beer. If he was in to cheap whiskey or vodka instead, he'd been even cooler.

[DeezNutz]

Lots of great posters on this site...I'm going to add names that have not been mentioned already:

OTW
milkman

Both contribute significantly to all of the major football discussions. And, of course...we have to nominate the single most positive force on the Planet:

Mecca.

Love 'em or hate 'em, he contributes a lot of football points, and, to the chagrin of some, he knows quite a bit about draft prospects.

Also:

KC Fish
WilliamTheIrish

Humor and general sports knowledge.

[Gonzo]

I have gone back to post 67 and added in my reasons for nominations.

Ok... Do me a favor and let me know via PM which of those are seconded.

I gotta bail out for a while.

Thanks man.

[Fritz88]

I saw the title and I hit reply without reading anything.

With all due respect to my beloved CP members, it has got to be Gonzo.

1- He has been very active. You can find his replies and insights in almost any thread.
2- He's a supporter.
3- Maintains good rapport with probably every member on this board, which is a very tough thing to do :P
4- He almost killed himself saving his child.
Don't tell me that this image is NSFW. Go ahead and cite me.
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/aislinnbjohnson/Landons%20Pool%20Day%20-%20June%2008/baby-bum.jpg

If I may add other nominations, they will be on this order.

Second comes Simply Red for his really quality and dick raising, stomach growling posts.

GoCheifs, Gif'd thread is pretty good.

Demonpenz, MS paint King but he has not been that active in the latter part of 2009.

Hamas Jenkins, for being Hamas Jenkins.

[Jilly]

I must nominate Jilly for hitting on my wife all year.

She almost reeled her in for some hot girl-on-girl action but she just wouldn't pull the trigger.

short of sending her a naughty pic, I pulled some of my best lines on that girl. :sulk:

[ChiTown]

I saw the title and I hit reply without reading anything.

With all due respect to my beloved CP members, it has got to be Gonzo.

1- He has been very active. You can find his replies and insights in almost any thread.
2- He's a supporter.
3- Maintains good rapport with probably every member on this board, which is a very tough thing to do :P
4- He almost killed himself saving his child.
Don't tell me that this image is NSFW. Go ahead and cite me.
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/aislinnbjohnson/Landons%20Pool%20Day%20-%20June%2008/baby-bum.jpg

If I may add other nominations, they will be on this order.

Second comes Simply Red for his really quality and dick raising, stomach growling posts.

GoCheifs, Gif'd thread is pretty good.

Demonpenz, MS paint King but he has not been that active in the latter part of 2009.

Hamas Jenkins, for being Hamas Jenkins.

Is that a pic of Gonzo, Lumpy and Child? Nice looking family.

[Fritz88]

Lots of great posters on this site...I'm going to add names that have not been mentioned already:

Mecca.

Love 'em or hate 'em, he contributes a lot of football points, and, to the chagrin of some, he knows quite a bit about draft prospects.



This.

[Fritz88]

Is that a pic of Gonzo, Lumpy and Child? Nice looking family.

Yup. Very cute stuff indeed. This was last year on the 4th of July.

[Sofa King]

+1 for Gonzo 1st choice


nominate Fritz, Simply Red and Pesticals (pestilence) for their Epic Fail thread and Would you thread contributions..

[Fritz88]

Is that a pic of Gonzo, Lumpy and Child? Nice looking family.

Gonzo got a nice left tit.

[Frazod]

I nominate Raised on Riots.

I'm sure Doomy will second this nomination.

[Jenson71]

Other first-time nominations:

seclark - for his snappy wit and soil wisdom.
Smed - his drunken state of mind is wildly amusing.

[Lumpy]

I must nominate Jilly for hitting on my wife all year.

She almost reeled her in for some hot girl-on-girl action but she just wouldn't pull the trigger.

+1 Jilly - Trust me she tried, Gonzo. ;) I nominate her for keeping threads interesting, (to say the least).

+1 Gonzo - Because, well, I sleep w/ him. Oh and he does bring a lot of humor to the board.

+1 Simply Red - He has clean sheets and soft hands. ;)

+1 Burt - He is the Master Kegel Blaster! (a title that was given to him by yours truly).

+1 Dane - His smartass remarks in the football related threads are hilarious! (Despite what some ppl think of him, he really is a nice guy... u just need to refrain from discussing football w/ him).

I have more nominations, but my lunch break is almost over.

[DeezNutz]

I nominate Raised on Riots.

I'm sure Doomy will second this nomination.

Right now, both are receiving text alerts that the other's name has been mentioned.

[ChiTown]

Gonzo got a nice left tit.

ROFL

[Reaper16]

I thought he was the biggest douchebag for quite some time but now he's graduated to asshole so I can't help but like him.

He's good in my book, (for a beer snob).

;)
I was a total d-bag to you in that one thread, but I figured that it was so out-of-character for me to act that way that you'd figure out I wasn't serious. You didn't, so I took it further and further. Heh. You're good peoples, Gonzo, don't let anyone (especially psuedo-me) tell you other wise.

Just too opinionated and unwilling to listen to other points of view for me. But I don't hate him....I leave that for Domer to do.
For those wondering what this is about: Dale and DomerNKC detest me because I detest them because they don't think that hip hop qualifies as music. This stems back from the 78th Academy Awards in 2006 where Three Six Mafia's "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp" won the Oscar for best song for its inclusion in the tremendous film Hustle & Flow.

[doomy3]

As usual, the ballot is loaded with worthy contenders.

I'm nominating DeezNutz. He really came into his own in 2009. I can remember when he was first trying on his more-grammatically-correct version of 'penz-style sarcasm; well, its a well-oiled machine now. Each dry, bitterly sarcastic the-opposite-of-what-I-say-is-what-I-mean posts hit with major consistency. Combine that with his status as one of the very few Planeteers who know what they're talking about with respect to both football and baseball and you've got a perennial MVP candidate. Plus, he stays out of D.C.; there is something to be said for that.

+2

[Simply Red]

i like seeing Gonzo drinking Sprite, that's so incredibly responsible.

[doomy3]

Also, I would nominate cdcox for his math genius, and for the programs that he has come up for draft order, playoff percentages, etc.

Pretty cool stuff.

[Simply Red]

Delano = big ups!

[Lumpy]

Yup. Very cute stuff indeed. This was last year on the 4th of July.

When did I go blond? Better yet, when did I get pregnant again?! AHHHHHH!! LMAO

+1 Fritz - His contribution to the Epic Fail thread and a few other threads are never boring... that's for damn sure!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I was a total d-bag to you in that one thread, but I figured that it was so out-of-character for me to act that way that you'd figure out I wasn't serious. You didn't, so I took it further and further. Heh. You're good peoples, Gonzo, don't let anyone (especially psuedo-me) tell you other wise.


For those wondering what this is about: Dale and DomerNKC detest me because I detest them because they don't think that hip hop qualifies as music. This stems back from the 78th Academy Awards in 2006 where Three Six Mafia's "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp" won the Oscar for best song for its inclusion in the tremendous film Hustle & Flow.

Someone needs to bump the Oscars thread from this year where Fat Fingers had a meltdown and we started bombarding him with wrestling gifs.

That was one of my favorite threads ever.

[burt]

I was a total d-bag to you in that one thread, but I figured that it was so out-of-character for me to act that way that you'd figure out I wasn't serious. You didn't, so I took it further and further. Heh. You're good peoples, Gonzo, don't let anyone (especially psuedo-me) tell you other wise.


For those wondering what this is about: Dale and DomerNKC detest me because I detest them because they don't think that hip hop qualifies as music. This stems back from the 78th Academy Awards in 2006 where Three Six Mafia's "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp" won the Oscar for best song for its inclusion in the tremendous film Hustle & Flow.

I prefer to be adressed as burt. Short for butt hurt! And I don't detest you. To me, you are not important enough to detest. I am mostly apathetic about you. Domer....well, he detests you.

[Jilly]

When did I go blond? Better yet, when did I get pregnant again?! AHHHHHH!! LMAO

+1 Fritz - His contribution to the Epic Fail thread and a few other threads are never boring... that's for damn sure!

Oh thank God...all this time I thought I was hitting on a brunette. I'll take it all back if you're blond

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I nominate frazod.

Fellow Mizzou, Chiefs, and Cardinals fan, and he suffers fools like a gnat through a turbofan.

[burt]

Someone needs to bump the Oscars thread from this year where Fat Fingers had a meltdown and we started bombarding him with wrestling gifs.

That was one of my favorite threads ever.

I am glad to have pleasured you. Pleasuring UP and Reefer.....less enjoyable!

[PhillyChiefFan]

Mr. Flopnuts for having a gigantic rep-stick and inspiring, encouraging and contributing random thoughts.

- Nomination made by DaKCMan AP, CP's MAP (Most Awesome Poster)

+1

[Lumpy]

Oh thank God...all this time I thought I was hitting on a brunette. I'll take it all back if you're blond

I have blond highlights. :D

[Jilly]

I have blond highlights. :D

I'm good with that. Here's to 2010.....another year of me striving to make Lumpy pull the trigger!!! :toast:

[Lumpy]

I'm good with that. Here's to 2010.....another year of me striving to make Lumpy pull the trigger!!! :toast:

Make it so! :dom:

[Bowser]

It's past time that two CP chicks hook up, imnsho.

[Jilly]

It's past time that two CP chicks hook up, imnsho.

I'd nominate you, Bowser, but you're almost a lurker at this point.

[Gonzo]

I saw the title and I hit reply without reading anything.

With all due respect to my beloved CP members, it has got to be Gonzo.

1- He has been very active. You can find his replies and insights in almost any thread.
2- He's a supporter.
3- Maintains good rapport with probably every member on this board, which is a very tough thing to do :P
4- He almost killed himself saving his child.
Don't tell me that this image is NSFW. Go ahead and cite me.
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/aislinnbjohnson/Landons%20Pool%20Day%20-%20June%2008/baby-bum.jpg

If I may add other nominations, they will be on this order.

Second comes Simply Red for his really quality and dick raising, stomach growling posts.

GoCheifs, Gif'd thread is pretty good.

Demonpenz, MS paint King but he has not been that active in the latter part of 2009.

Hamas Jenkins, for being Hamas Jenkins.



Ok... ok...


1st off, Thank you Fritz. I really appreciate this.
2nd
That is not me or my family. I may be a barrel chested sonbitch but I don't have man bewbs you fucker.

3rd
I try to get along with everyone on here but recently the douchebaggery got to me and I lashed out a bit at CoMo, Hootie and DBOSHO in the Chris Henry thread. For that guys, I sincerly apologize. Everyone is entilted to their own opinion on this site and I should not have lashed out at you. You all bring something to the board, whether it is positive or not.

I'm going to update this thread and then I'll be out a bit.

Oh, and reaper, it took me a while, (being slow witted and all) but yeah, I figured you were fing with me on that thread last summer. You're ok in my book bud.

Finally,
I nominate KCNut. That guy has gone through some serious shit and is one of the biggest die hard Chiefs fan on this board.

[Lumpy]

+1 California Chief - He sent me 100K in Casino Cash, so I'm guessing it's a bribe... maybe?

(Thx btw!)

Ok, back to work guys and gals. I'll catch up later. Stay pure.

[Jilly]

Ok... ok...


1st off, Thank you Fritz. I really appreciate this.
2nd
That is not me or my family. I may be a barrel chested sonbitch but I don't have man bewbs you ****er.

3rd
I try to get along with everyone on here but recently the douchebaggery got to me and I lashed out a bit at CoMo, Hootie and DBOSHO in the Chris Henry thread. For that guys, I sincerly apologize. Everyone is entilted to their own opinion on this site and I should not have lashed out at you. You all bring something to the board, whether it is positive or not.

I'm going to update this thread and then I'll be out a bit.

Oh, and reaper, it took me a while, (being slow witted and all) but yeah, I figured you were fing with me on that thread last summer. You're ok in my book bud.

Finally,
I nominate KCNut. That guy has gone through some serious shit and is one of the biggest die hard Chiefs fan on this board.

+1

[Brock]

I saw the title and I hit reply without reading anything.

With all due respect to my beloved CP members, it has got to be Gonzo.

1- He has been very active. You can find his replies and insights in almost any thread.
2- He's a supporter.
3- Maintains good rapport with probably every member on this board, which is a very tough thing to do :P
4- He almost killed himself saving his child.


This

[Bowser]

I'd nominate you, Bowser, but you're almost a lurker at this point.

Thanks, but I don't need no stinking award to know my worth to CP. DaKCManAP wishes he had my magnitude of importance and awesomeness around here.

[Bowser]

In no particular order, I'd have to go with Gonzo, Hamas, Phobia, frazod, or GoChiefs. All have their plusses, all have their minuses, but all bring quality to the site, and are resons I log in here.

Really, "Most Anything" awards don't do this site justice. There are a good 100 posters whose posts I enjoy reading, if not more. Flopnuts, Simply Red, Rain Man, Brock..... list goes on and on.......

[burt]

+1 California Chief - He sent me 100K in Casino Cash, so I'm guessing it's a bribe... maybe?

(Thx btw!)

Ok, back to work guys and gals. I'll catch up later. Stay pure.

What did you do in return?????

[Gonzo]

In no particular order, I'd have to go with Gonzo, Hamas, Phobia, frazod, or GoChiefs. All have their plusses, all have their minuses, but all bring quality to the site, and are resons I log in here.

Really, "Most Anything" awards don't do this site justice. There are a good 100 posters whose posts I enjoy reading, if not more. Flopnuts, Simply Red, Rain Man, Brock..... list goes on and on.......

This...

I totally agree but the Chiefs really suck and we need something to do.

:)

We should be updated up to this point. Thanks Jensen for helping out man.

Lumpy,
If you get time, please tally this crap up for me past this point and PM me?
Thanks darlin.

[DaKCMan AP]

Thanks, but I don't need no stinking award to know my worth to CP. DaKCManAP wishes he had my magnitude of importance and awesomeness around here.

You can have your importance. I do not wish for a decrease in Awesomeness, therefore I do not wish to have your Awesomeness which is, understandably, lower than my, supreme, Awesomeness.

[Jilly]

I'm nominating Pestilence. I think he's a quality poster. Generally funny, participates in football discussions with some degree of knowledge, and he's faithful to CP and committed.

[Bowser]

You can have your importance. I do not wish for a decrease in Awesomeness, therefore I do not wish to have your Awesomeness which is, understandably, lower than my, supreme, Awesomeness.


I refuse to debate quantum mechanics with you.

[The Franchise]

I'm nominating Pestilence. I think he's a quality poster. Generally funny, participates in football discussions with some degree of knowledge, and he's faithful to CP and committed.

Some degree of knowledge?? :spock: Thanks? :D

Sofa King already nominated me.....so I'll take this as a +1.

[Bowser]

This...

I totally agree but the Chiefs really suck and we need something to do.

:)



Indeed. Personally for me, there are just too many people that are "favorites" for me to single out just one. Even those who are more rare than me these days - the 4th and Longs and Adept Havelocks of CP.

[Jilly]

Some degree of knowledge?? :spock: Thanks? :D

Sofa King already nominated me.....so I'll take this as a +1.

I meant it in a good way. It was more of a dig on others who seem to really know nothing. OH UGH, this isn't going well at all.

[Jilly]

Some degree of knowledge?? :spock: Thanks? :D

Sofa King already nominated me.....so I'll take this as a +1.

your name isn't in the op

[burt]

I'm nominating Pestilence. I think he's a quality poster. Generally funny, participates in football discussions with some degree of knowledge, and he's faithful to CP and committed.

He should be committed........















ROFL

[The Franchise]

your name isn't in the op

It has to get seconded.....for it to be up there. Plus Gonzo is slipping....

[Jilly]

He should be committed........















ROFL

oh man....:doh!:

[The Franchise]

He should be committed........


ROFL

How do you know that I'm not already? Maybe I'm just at a really nice one that has internet access.

[CaliforniaChief]

Oh yeah, I'd also like to nominate OTWP#58.

While it is true that he always has a way to piss all over my Cheerios after something positive happens Chiefs-wise (or at least I thought so), he brings good facts and insight. In other words, it's quality piss.

Plus, anybody who is willing to get up as early as he did, drive to the Chiefs/Browns game, and live to write about it is ok in my book. I'm surprised MojoJojo hasn't nominated him for "buying tickets."

+1's for Pestilence (I love his style), Gonzo (for saving his child and catching his dinner), Fritz (for his .GIFtedness), Dane (fellow SoCalifornianista) and Lumpy (no, no bribes...your welcome, saw how poor you were in CCash and expect nothing in return)

[burt]

How do you know that I'm not already? Maybe I'm just at a really nice one that has internet access.

um......oh.........i c............

[Sofa King]

Some degree of knowledge?? :spock: Thanks? :D

Sofa King already nominated me.....so I'll take this as a +1.

and you're the only one outta that group that DIDNT REP ME FOR IT!!!


jerk... :evil:

[Simply Red]

Bugeater has to be in the discussion.

[burt]

Nzoner.... For Epic parties as well as epic drinking...which are NOT always the same thing.....

[The Franchise]

and you're the only one outta that group that DIDNT REP ME FOR IT!!!


jerk... :evil:

I knew there were other motives behind the nomination. You rep whore!

[BigRedChief]

This...

I totally agree but the Chiefs really suck and we need something to do.

:)

We should be updated up to this point. Thanks Jensen for helping out man.

Lumpy,
If you get time, please tally this crap up for me past this point and PM me?
Thanks darlin.
hey self appointed vice president of the academy.....outsourcing Academy work?

[Gonzo]

hey self appointed vice president of the academy.....outsourcing Academy work?

Shut your cake hole.

I actually work for a living.

We should be updated now.
+1 for Bugeater.

[Lumpy]

hey self appointed vice president of the academy.....outsourcing Academy work?

The hell he's outsourcing this to me! I was too busy cutting the shit out of my hands repairing a machine... oh, oh and finding out that I didn't get a Christmas bonus! :cuss:

Why isn't this thread still going? Fucking shit ppl, we need nominations.

+1 Mr. Flopnuts - Funny as hell and has a rep stick that leaves you begging for more.

"Chiefsplanet, go!" /Larry King

[doomy3]

Bugeater has to be in the discussion.

Agreed.

[Buck]

I nominate buckinkaeding2

Not sure who that is, but they are real.

[Gonzo]

The hell he's outsourcing this to me! I was too busy cutting the shit out of my hands repairing a machine... oh, oh and finding out that I didn't get a Christmas bonus! :cuss:

Why isn't this thread still going? ****ing shit ppl, we need nominations.

+1 Mr. Flopnuts - Funny as hell and has a rep stick that leaves you begging for more.

"Chiefsplanet, go!" /Larry King
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[Lumpy]

I nominate buckinkaeding2

Not sure who that is, but they are real.

Why would you do that? His username is ghey. LMAO

[Gonzo]

I nominate buckinkaeding2

Not sure who that is, but they are real.


ROFL

I almost forgot to put you on the list. Sorry bout that big guy.

[Fritz88]

I nominate buckinkaeding2

Not sure who that is, but they are real.

Fuck I forgot to nominate this bolts douche.

IMO, he's the best non Chiefs fan on this board. After his troll with the browns forum, his value sky rocketed in my book.

He's funny, he posts a lot of good and non good shit. His non good shit is funny or Chargers related, that's fine.

A nice dood over all. Fuck him.

[Sam Hall]

Bugeater

[CaliforniaChief]

**** I forgot to nominate this bolts douche.

IMO, he's the best non Chiefs fan on this board. After his troll with the browns forum, his value sky rocketed in my book.

He's funny, he posts a lot of good and non good shit. His non good shit is funny or Chargers related, that's fine.

A nice dood over all. **** him.

I'll second our favorite little lightning bolt.

[Gonzo]

I'll second our favorite little lightning bolt.

Fuck I forgot to nominate this bolts douche.

IMO, he's the best non Chiefs fan on this board. After his troll with the browns forum, his value sky rocketed in my book.

He's funny, he posts a lot of good and non good shit. His non good shit is funny or Chargers related, that's fine.

A nice dood over all. Fuck him.

Already taken care of...

[Gonzo]

I nominate Red Neck Raider for being just about the only Raider fan I can stand.

[Gonzo]

I also nominate Big Red Chief for all of his work this month on the n00b thread.

[Buck]

If anyone nominated Fritz I'd like to -1 that (negative one)

Thanks.

[Pablo]

I'm gonna go ahead and give a nod to Flopnuts.

[chiefbowe82]

I didn't see my name on the list?

[CaliforniaChief]

I didn't see my name on the list?

Nope. Not there. :D

[Gonzo]

Can I nominate FDE or do I get only one?

You can nominate however many you want. Just do one at a time please.

TIA

+1 for FDE

[Gonzo]

I nominate Buzz as well for being an all around classy guy.
He's also good at not waving the whole ghey thing around like he's at a pride parade.
Be proud of your sexuality buzz but I appreciate you being so conservative man.

Anyone going to start seconding these nominations please?

[Titty Meat]

I vote for Mecca. He leaves for a week and a thread is made about him.

[Kyle DeLexus]

I would also like to nominate Katipan. Some of her post are OOOHHH so fun to read :)
+eleventybillion11!1!!!!!!

[LaChapelle]

Why must this place love to suck it's self off

[Gonzo]

I vote for Mecca. He leaves for a week and a thread is made about him.

+1

Good point billay.

[Gonzo]

Why must this place love to suck it's self off

I nominate Bluballs, he was very quiet this year and it was much appreciated.

[Skip Towne]

Bugeater

[CaliforniaChief]

I'll put up a 2nd for Big Red Chief. He puts a lot of work into the Planet.

[Lumpy]

+1 - Sofa King - He is pretty witty for a n00b! :thumb: Oh and he has some of the best rep comments! ROFL

[Buck]

+1 - Sofa King - He is pretty witty for a n00b! :thumb:

And I'll -1 that one too (minus 1)

[Gonzo]

Skip,

Because I said so motherfuckers.

Now then, some n00b needs to +1 or you will feel his rep-wrath.

[Gonzo]

And I'll -1 that one too (minus 1)

Don't make me wipe you off the list.

[Lumpy]

And I'll -1 that one too (minus 1)

Is it because I was teasing you about your name? Aw, shucks Buck, let him have his nomination and I will then +1 you. How's that? Does that make your taint tingle?

[Buck]

Is it because I was teasing you about your name? Aw, shucks Buck, let him have his nomination and I will then +1 you. How's that? Does that make your taint tingle?

Wait, you were teasing me about my name? When did this happen?

[burt]

Skip,

Because I said so mother****ers.

Now then, some n00b needs to +1 or you will feel his rep-wrath.

+1

[chasedude]

Many of the choices I would have made are already nominated, so I don't have much of anything else to add.

Voting for this will be a tough one since so many make this board much enjoyment to come to.

Thanks again for the Academy for setting up some great entertainment!

[chiefbowe82]

I would like to nominate myself.

[luv]

I'll nominate KcMizzou. Level headed guy. Nice to nearly everyone, minus a Sam Hall or two, and he was cool to hang out with at the bash.

[chiefbowe82]

i would like to add 1 to flopnuts

[BigRedChief]

I nominate Lumpy. Cause she was a good sport about our junior highish behaviour and her boobage.

[smittysbar]

I would like to nominate myself.

Self nomination should carry a -1 penalty

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Everyone loves the popularity threads. I can't nominate anyone because there are just way too many awesome posters at this site. Most of you contribute to why I spend more time here than anywhere else. So, actually, yeah, I can nominate someone. I nominate AustinChief for creating this forum for all of us to commiserate, collaborate, and master......nevermind.

I'll just nominate Austin. And thanks to everyone who threw my name in the hat. I try to entertain you guys as much as you entertain me. But I know you just did it for The Ron Jeremy Rep Stick. I totally understand...........

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/02/ron-jeremy.jpg

[burt]

I'll just nominate Austin.

I already shined that apple!:D

[luv]

Everyone loves the popularity threads. I can't nominate anyone because there are just way too many awesome posters at this site. Most of you contribute to why I spend more time here than anywhere else. So, actually, yeah, I can nominate someone. I nominate AustinChief for creating this forum for all of us to commiserate, collaborate, and master......nevermind.

I'll just nominate Austin. And thanks to everyone who threw my name in the hat. I try to entertain you guys as much as you entertain me. But I know you just did it for The Ron Jeremy Rep Stick. I totally understand...........


But AustinChief didn't create this forum this year.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

But AustinChief didn't create this forum this year.

That's a good point. I'll leave it up to the judges.

[Buck]

You can give my +1 to Sofa king, even though he sucks at arcade tournaments.

[KurtCobain]

I could be comeback poster of the year.

[Buck]

I could be comeback poster of the year.

Do they have the internet in jail?

[BigRedChief]

I'll respectively decline as I dont have a chance in hell, but I would like to nominate luv if I may.No one gets to decline or refuse to serve,:rolleyes:

[burt]

I'll respectively decline as I dont have a chance in hell, but I would like to nominate luv if I may.

I am in agreement...I decline my nomination, but am pleased to have been given a nod. And I nominate Mooo

[BigRedChief]

But AustinChief didn't create this forum this year.Good point,

Maybe we should remove all mods, administrators and members of the academy from elgibility for MVP?

[luv]

I am in agreement...I decline my nomination, but am pleased to have been given a nod. And I nominate Mooo

Moooo hasn't posted since 2006.

[luv]

Good point,

Maybe we should remove all mods, administrators and members of the academy from elgibility for MVP?

He said they were eligible.
My bad. Don't mind me.

[Lumpy]

Wait, you were teasing me about my name? When did this happen?

Meh. It was a feeble attempt, but yeah I did.

You can give my +1 to Sofa king, even though he sucks at arcade tournaments.

Very good.

+1 BuckinKaeding

Plz and ty.

(I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm beginning to lose track of those I have nominated... and I know there are more that are deserving)

[KurtCobain]

Do they have the internet in jail?

no :(

However I nod after Buck. He should win without even thinking about it. Chiefs suck, so no way should a chiefs fan win this.

[Gonzo]

no :(

However I nod after Buck. He should win without even thinking about it. Chiefs suck, so no way should a chiefs fan win this.

Kurt -1

;)
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[Lumpy]

+1 Deeznuts - For his new Haley avatar. LMAO

[Buck]

no :(

However I nod after Buck. He should win without even thinking about it. Chiefs suck, so no way should a chiefs fan win this.

I will too nominate my pal Joey....er....KurtCobain, seems like he's turned his life around pretty well.

[KurtCobain]

I will too nominate my pal Joey....er....KurtCobain, seems like he's turned his life around pretty well.

fuck it i'm nominating myself too.

now someone go add some input to my badass chiefs

[burt]

Moooo hasn't posted since 2006.

"LURKER OF THE YEAR"?

[Gonzo]

Good point,

Maybe we should remove all mods, administrators and members of the academy from elgibility for MVP?

I'll keep AC up there, just because he keeps all of us sane throughout the day.

IMO Academy members, mods and admins should be eligible as well.
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[Lumpy]

+1 Luv - For starting a bunch of interesting topics throughout the year and putting up w/ Gochiefs hijacking her "I have a date" thread.

[Simply Red]

FINE!

[Tits McGee]

+1, put me down for Hamas.

[Mecca]

Cmon now I should win, me leaving for a week resulted in a 10,000 post thread.

[Lumpy]

+1 Mecca - He has pretty hair.

(Feel better now Mecca?)

[Mecca]

+1 Mecca - He has pretty hair.

(Feel better now Mecca?)

Haha, I was just screwing around but thanks I appreciate it.

[Simply Red]

Haha, I was just screwing around but thanks I appreciate it.

manipulative bastard.

[Lumpy]

manipulative bastard.

SR... do you need a hug? :(

[Mecca]

Why do married chicks tell me I have pretty hair? Where is a single one at?

[Simply Red]

I was kidding, and stuff.

[Simply Red]

Why do married chicks tell me I have pretty hair? Where is a single one at?

i'm telling you Mecca, you HAVE GOT TO powder your balls.

[DeezNutz]

Cmon now I should win, me leaving for a week resulted in a 10,000 post thread.

-1 for Mecca.

He's a Jets fan.

[Lumpy]

FYI: Gonzo is currently blowing crap up and killing hookers on GTA so he will not be on anytime soon to update the nominations. But, I'm keeping tabs, (eh, sort of). Carry on...

[chiefbowe82]

+1 for simply red

[Gonzo]

Ok, we should be up to date.

FYI, this thread will remain valid through Sunday, (with the holiday break and all). I'll start the voting thread Monday morning.

Thanks for all the help guys.
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[Gonzo]

Why do married chicks tell me I have pretty hair? Where is a single one at?

"Pretty Hair"???

No comment.
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[chiefzilla1501]

Might surprise some, but my vote goes to Hamas (+1). For some reason I can tolerate his dickheadedness. He might have to try harder.

[FAX]

It's nice to see that I haven't been forgotten, but I shouldn't qualify.

I have barely posted this year ... I, therefore, hereby disqualify myself from consideration. If nominated, I shall not run. If elected, I shall not serve. If left in the desert with no boots, no horse, and no water, I shall not eat raw snake meat.

FAX

[BigRedChief]

It's nice to see that I haven't been forgotten, but I shouldn't qualify.

I have barely posted this year ... I, therefore, hereby disqualify myself from consideration. If nominated, I shall not run. If elected, I shall not serve. If left in the desert with no boots, no horse, and no water, I shall not eat raw snake meat.

FAX:shake:
see post #188

[luv]

Why do married chicks tell me I have pretty hair? Where is a single one at?

The same reason married guys say they'd ask me out if they were single. They're trying to make you feel better.

[Easy 6]

Nzoner.... For Epic parties as well as epic drinking...which are NOT always the same thing.....

Yep, he's missing from this list for sure... constantly opening his home to various far-flung inebriated Planeteers for drunken massacres?

He's the Planet Community Organizer (no slur intended/off to DC).

Thats my vote.

[Hammock Parties]

The same reason married guys say they'd ask me out if they were single. They're trying to make you feel better.

Luv, you evil bitch!

http://i49.tinypic.com/zim2hz.jpg

[Lumpy]

The same reason married guys say they'd ask me out if they were single. They're trying to make you feel better.

Luv, you evil bitch!

:spock:

Did I miss something?

[Hammock Parties]

Luv just totally laid the smack down on Mecca. He's about to log on and go like this:

http://i49.tinypic.com/dbmvl.jpg

[CaliforniaChief]

My money is on someone from Nebraska winning this thing.

If any of you are as good at procuring bribes, favors, and exemptions as your Senator is, the rest of us are screwed.

[Lumpy]

My money is on someone from Nebraska winning this thing.

If any of you are as good at procuring bribes, favors, exemptions, and favors as your Senator is, the rest of us are screwed.

We're some crooked SOB's. :D Hell, earlier today, I lied to some guy about him having pretty hair to try to get a vote out of him. It didn't work though.

[DeezNutz]

We're some crooked SOB's. :D Hell, earlier today, I lied to some guy about him having pretty hair to try to get a vote out of him. It didn't work though.

Avi? You?

If so...nice.

And, Gonzo, well played. :clap:

[luv]

Luv just totally laid the smack down on Mecca.

I actually didn't mean it that way. Just telling him that's how I view it. Of course a married guy has "if I wasn't married" to fall back on. If he was single, would he be asking me out? Hell no. Married people have that "out" when being really nice to people.

[CaliforniaChief]

We're some crooked SOB's. :D Hell, earlier today, I lied to some guy about him having pretty hair to try to get a vote out of him. It didn't work though.

We're all pretty sure you have what it takes to win the bribery contest that's about to commence.

[Gonzo]

We're all pretty sure you have what it takes to win the bribery contest that's about to commence.

Lumpy and I have reached an agreement...
She is going to actively campaign for me, in return, I'll clean the kitchen for a week, (as well as other favors which would be inappropriate to share here).
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[RippedmyFlesh]

Hamas
He stirs things up
http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/multimedia/photo_gallery/0806/history.june18/images/YANKEES_.jpg

[CanadaKC]

is there a foreigner category?
:D

[Kyle DeLexus]

We're all pretty sure you have what it takes to win the bribery contest that's about to commence.

+1

[ArrowheadMagic]

Skip,

Because I said so mother****ers.

Now then, some n00b needs to +1 or you will feel his rep-wrath.


heh, that old MF'er would forget if a n00b +1'd him.

[Lumpy]

Avi? You?

If so...nice.

And, Gonzo, well played. :clap:

Nope. Sry to disappoint, it's just an avatar that I found online. I suppose I kind of look like her.

We're all pretty sure you have what it takes to win the bribery contest that's about to commence.

Yeah, well, Gonzo talked me out of running and to campaign for him. I'm getting the shaft. :(

[CaliforniaChief]

My money is on someone from Nebraska winning this thing.

If any of you are as good at procuring bribes, favors, and exemptions as your Senator is, the rest of us are screwed.

Lumpy and I have reached an agreement...
She is going to actively campaign for me, in return, I'll clean the kitchen for a week, (as well as other favors which would be inappropriate to share here).
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Game, set, match.

[CaliforniaChief]

Nope. Sry to disappoint, it's just an avatar that I found online. I suppose I kind of look like her.



Yeah, well, Gonzo talked me out of running and to campaign for him. I'm getting the shaft. :(

That's what she said. Literally.

[Extra Point]

Luv just totally laid the smack down on Mecca. He's about to log on and go like this:

http://i49.tinypic.com/dbmvl.jpg

How appropriate: a clip from 10CC

[RippedmyFlesh]

Lumpy and I have reached an agreement...
She is going to actively campaign for me, in return, I'll clean the kitchen for a week, (as well as other favors which would be inappropriate to share here).
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You'd win in a landslide if you did

[Lumpy]

That's what she said. Literally.

Now, come on, that was too easy. :D

[DaKCMan AP]

Luv just totally laid the smack down on Mecca. He's about to log on and go like this:


The usual Mecca response would be to act all defensive and 'hurt' and looking for sympathy. Then either when sympathy is given or the act is called out he'll retort with a "I was just kidding... you all don't get my humor... I'm very sarcastic.." etc.

[Delano]

+1 for Ultra Peanut. You know, like, for her body *giggle* of work.

[Gonzo]

Allright, we should be updated up to this point. Let me know if I missed anything.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Allright, we should be updated up to this point. Let me know if I missed anything.

Post 83, 133.

The Academy is slipping.

:D

[Gonzo]

Post 83, 133.

The Academy is slipping.

:D

I got ya. Sorry man.
Those selections, (excluding you) have yet to be seconded on post 83.

Thanks for tracking that for me though.
The academy will look kindly upon you when we take over the world.

[Micjones]

No love for Jonesy? What kinda shit?

1. Who coined the term "Four Horsemen" to describe the assemblage of Dane/Mecca/Hamas/OTWP? A term currently being circulated in the forum (while STILL getting enough respect for his posting prowess that 3 of the 4 members gave him positive rep this year)?

2. Who gave THIS description as to how one might get accepted into their ranks?

Here's what you do...

1. Abandon all hope for this organization 7 games into the new administration.
2. Criticize every personnel transaction before the material results are known.
3. Start posting with an air of superiority like your QWERTY's made of Gold & you're an understudy of Bill Walsh.
4. Insult any CP poster who is level-headed and patient.
5. Just generally be an asshole.

3. Who repeatedly put a clown suit on Dane throughout the year?

No... Know what it is Dane?
*Drum roll*

You're the GREAT pretender.
You pretend to be this brilliant football mind who understands the intricacies of the NFL in a way us 'mere mortals' do not. It's bullshit. It's mostly just pageantry and I've learned if we just let you type long enough... You'll prove to us all that you really don't know anymore than the next chap on this site. Your contrarian bit is your way to look smarter than the rest of us. "If I just frown up at everything the Chiefs do...they'll worship me." Sorry Bill Walsh, but many of us pulled the skirt up on that one a long time ago.

Other people here might buy into your "Rockstar" bit. I don't.
You're full of shit.

You might know something, but it damn sure ain't football.
I'll give you a buzz though if I ever wanna shoot the breeze about some huzzie clinging to what little celebrity she has left in Hollywood.

4. Who called Pacquiao OVER Cotto?

5. Who took on dozens of posters all at once in race-related threads with virtually no support from the rest of the forum?

6. Who ran some of THE BEST Repost Police smack in the history of this forum in just one exchange?


a. What is it with you Repost police? Are you trying to meet your Internet citation quota for the month?

b. Your career in thread law enforcement is going smashingly well. Maybe you'll make thread detective with a few more repost busts. Then you can start using state-of-the-art forensic tools like "Advanced Search". CSI: ChiefsPlanet has a nice ring to it.

c. And you're doing a fine job officer. Keeping our threads safe.

d. "You'll never take me alive copper!!!"

e. Damn, I knew when I got rowdy you'd call for back up.

f. Carry on Mahoney...You'll be first grade in no time...

g. Fuck the police!

h. Does this mean you're off duty now?

i. You lied! You said you were done posting in this thread! Police corruption is at an all-time high.

7. Who admitted his own fallibility and epic FAIL in a 17-thread post about sending shit-talk to his supervisor?

This is BULLSHIT!

"I am who you thought I was..."

*Slams podium mic and storms off*

[burt]

*Slams podium mic and storms off*

um.....bye.......


















ROFL

[DeezNutz]

No love for Jonesy? What kinda shit?


Who?

[Buck]

No love for Jonesy? What kinda shit?

1. Who coined the term "Four Horsemen" to describe the assemblage of Dane/Mecca/Hamas/OTWP? A term currently being circulated in the forum (while STILL getting enough respect for his posting prowess that 3 of the 4 members gave him positive rep this year)?

2. Who gave THIS description as to how one might get accepted into their ranks?



3. Who repeatedly put a clown suit on Dane throughout the year?





4. Who called Pacquiao OVER Cotto?

5. Who took on dozens of posters all at once in race-related threads with virtually no support from the rest of the forum?

6. Who ran some of THE BEST Repost Police smack in the history of this forum in just one exchange?



7. Who admitted his own fallibility and epic FAIL in a 17-thread post about sending shit-talk to his supervisor?

This is BULLSHIT!

"I am who you thought I was..."

*Slams podium mic and storms off*

You should have just dropped the mic on stage, blown a kiss to the audience and then left.

I would have nominated you then.

[DaKCMan AP]

1. Who coined the term "Four Horsemen" to describe the assemblage of Dane/Mecca/Hamas/OTWP? A term currently being circulated in the forum (while STILL getting enough respect for his posting prowess that 3 of the 4 members gave him positive rep this year)?

2. Who gave THIS description as to how one might get accepted into their ranks?



3. Who repeatedly put a clown suit on Dane throughout the year?





4. Who called Pacquiao OVER Cotto?

5. Who took on dozens of posters all at once in race-related threads with virtually no support from the rest of the forum?

6. Who ran some of THE BEST Repost Police smack in the history of this forum in just one exchange?



7. Who admitted his own fallibility and epic FAIL in a 17-thread post about sending shit-talk to his supervisor?


Well..... who?

[Micjones]

Who?

The guy you gave positive rep to thrice this year jerk!
ROFL

[Lumpy]

You should have just dropped the mic on stage, blown a kiss to the audience and then left.

I would have nominated you then.

"Sexual Chocolate!" /stomp/ LMAO

[Micjones]

You should have just dropped the mic on stage, blown a kiss to the audience and then left.

I would have nominated you then.

a la Randy Watson?
ROFLROFLROFL

[DeezNutz]

The guy you gave positive rep to thrice this year jerk!
ROFL

I have to have some charitable donations in anticipation of tax season. :D

[Micjones]

Well..... who?

Why I oughta...