****Christmas night Tits and Bolts****

[LaChapelle]

You're just too slow Buck

[Pablo]

This should be a fun game.

Go Titans.

[KurtCobain]

Mr Young

do something

[Reaper16]

Go Tits!

[LaChapelle]

The Young Tits pound the Rivers out of the Bolts

[Ceej]

DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN ROOOOOB BIRONAS!


Got him going in my two remaining fantasy football leagues.

Kick the shit out of the ball, motherfucker.

[DaFace]

I was excited about the tits part till I realized what you were talking about.
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[Reaper16]

DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN ROOOOOB BIRONAS!

They should play that song every time Bironas comes onto the field to kick a FG or PAT.

[Ceej]

No kidding. Hearing Berman and/or the rest of the ESPN crew do it every time always cracks me up for some reason.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

****Christmas night Tits and Bolts****

Tits FTW!!!1111one!

[Saul Good]

No kidding. Hearing Berman and/or the rest of the ESPN crew do it every time always cracks me up for some reason.

Hearing Berman do anything makes me want to pay someone to sodomize him with a hot curling iron.

[Buck]

#2 seed here we come!
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[Ceej]

Hearing Berman do anything makes me want to pay someone to sodomize him with a hot curling iron.

That's great.

[Buck]

Fucking tits.
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[GoHuge]

Gotta admit I love Chris Johnson. He's on my fantasy team and he wasn't as well known when he played the Chiefs so I can watch his highlights without most of them featuring the Chiefs stellar D. We get to see enough of that on the Top 10 lists. I think the Chiefs where featured twice on the NFL networks countdown last week. It's all about brand recognition I guess.
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[Buck]

That was a clear hold on that first run.
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[Bugeater]

Dear NFL,

Fuck you and your network.

Regards,
Bugeater

[Pablo]

Strong arm Rivers pulls his best Cassel impersonation on that last pass.

[GoHuge]

Dear NFL,

Fuck you and your network.

Regards,
Bugeater
What didn't like Deion's pimp costume?
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[Easy 6]

Dear NFL,

**** you and your network.

Regards,
Bugeater

QFT.

Merry Christmas to you & yours as well Commish... :shake:, Tiny Tim just shed a tear.

[big nasty kcnut]

Go darren sproles
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[Pablo]

#98 on the Titans D looks like the kind of player we could use.

SIGN HIM SCOTT.

[Pablo]

From the deepest pit in my festive, holiday heart....Fuck you Ladanian Tomlinson.

[Mecca]

Well seeing as I don't have NFL network, I have no idea what's happening.

[GoHuge]

#98 on the Titans D looks like the kind of player we could use.

SIGN HIM SCOTT.
Wrong 53. Starts on a decent team.
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[Pablo]

Well seeing as I don't have NFL network, I have no idea what's happening.Well, Chris Johnson is looking like motherfucking superman out there ATM.

[Mecca]

Well, Chris Johnson is looking like motherfucking superman out there ATM.

So he's making madden real life? Guy is impossible to stop on that game.

[BryanBusby]

So he's making madden real life? Guy is impossible to stop on that game.

Sounds about accurate

[Pablo]

So he's making madden real life? Guy is impossible to stop on that game.If he runs like this all game, he's probably going for 175 on the ground alone.

[Sofa King]

I was excited about the tits part till I realized what you were talking about.
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i think we can stop this thread after this comment...

[Buck]

Chris Johnson is definitely a beast.
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[Mecca]

Ah lovely, I'll say he made my video game Chiefs look like the real Chiefs when I had to play them, I'm 10-2 and he put up 280 on me...but hey at least it wasn't Jerome Harrison right?

[Pablo]

Ah lovely, I'll say he made my video game Chiefs look like the real Chiefs when I had to play them, I'm 10-2 and he put up 280 on me...but hey at least it wasn't Jerome Harrison right?Yeah, he's got 64 APY so far with 14:37 left in the 2nd.

[swayy07]

oh sweet jesus come on Chris johnson baby we need a win

[swayy07]

damn it vy

[GoHuge]

That kid is unreal. Like Charles probably not big enough to be an every down back......sarcasm meter running.
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[KCChiefsMan]

is this on the NFL network?

f*cking Sunflower cable thinks we should pay extra for that 1 channel.

[Buck]

He used his mind powers to direct the ball into his hands.
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[Delano]

Chris Johnson can't even make a tackle. Pfft...
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[Mecca]

So here's the question, how's Chris Johnson do next year...his workload is obviously increased and may increase heavily to try to get him the record.

Many times when a player has seen a significant increase in workload they followed up with a disappointing season.

[Pablo]

Vince showing why he scored a 6 on the Wonderlic.

INT.

[BryanBusby]

Vince Young is a pure gun slinger

[Delano]

Hey Rivers, when V-jax gets wide open deep this time, please take into account the wind.
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[Pablo]

Hey Rivers, when V-jax gets wide open deep this time, please take into account the wind.
Posted via Mobile DeviceYeah, but if the guy's 45 yards downfield Rivers pretty much has to wind up and chuck it up high for it to get there.

[Mecca]

Rivers isn't going to throw a laser 50 yards downfield, he has a very average arm.

[Delano]

Vincent is loving this zone defense.
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[GoHuge]

So here's the question, how's Chris Johnson do next year...his workload is obviously increased and may increase heavily to try to get him the record.

Many times when a player has seen a significant increase in workload they followed up with a disappointing season.
Well unlike LJ he's trying to break the rushing yards record. Not the most carries record. He's a tad more efficient with his YPC than the guys previous to him.
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[Delano]

Rivers isn't going to throw a laser 50 yards downfield, he has a very average arm.

IT DOESNT FUCKIN MATTER WHAT IS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE! I need to win this ff championship.
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[chiefs1111]

wow,Gates was wide open there

[chiefs1111]

hmmmm,was he over the line??

[Mecca]

Well unlike LJ he's trying to break the rushing yards record. Not the most carries record. He's a tad more efficient with his YPC than the guys previous to him.
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I know he doesn't have 400 carries but even if the number looks reasonable a significant increase in touches can have adverse affects on a player.

If he starts getting close to 350 or 100 more than he had last year it is something to look at...

Michael Turner took a ton of carries last year and followed it up with a very bland year this year.

[Pablo]

wow,Gates was wide open thereOnly because Rivers came about a yard past the LOS and the CB came down for run support on him.

But it looks like part of his back foot may have been on the line.

[Buck]

Nice call ref.
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[chiefs1111]

and Young fumbles it away

[Buck]

Incredibly lucky bounce right there.
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[chiefs1111]

Bring it back

[chiefs1111]

good defense there on the screen

[Buck]

Dangit on that hold. Yay for the roughing call.
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[chiefs1111]

and then the Titans make a stupid penalty

[GoHuge]

I know he doesn't have 400 carries but even if the number looks reasonable a significant increase in touches can have adverse affects on a player.

If he starts getting close to 350 or 100 more than he had last year it is something to look at...

Michael Turner took a ton of carries last year and followed it up with a very bland year this year.
Not disagreeing with you. Just saying he's had 3 over 85 yards and isn't subjecting his body to some of the big blows. But what your saying is true though with all the other guys. He was just a rookie last year so he's younger than the other guys its happened to. Sure hope it doesn't happen to him. Kid seems like a hell of a good human being and alot of fun to watch.
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[Buck]

And yay for that one too.
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[Pablo]

Holy shit. VY is giving the ball away like crazy and the D is making stupid fucking penalties. The Titans are gonna get throttled.

And now after the Unnecessary Roughness they tack on an Unsportsmanlike Conduct penalty.

[chiefs1111]

The Titans are taking "shooting themselves in the foot" too a new level

[Buck]

Talk about penalties.
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[Mr. Laz]

I realize it's been said before over the centuries but ....... GO TITS!!!

[GoHuge]

This is a Chiefs D type meltdown the Titans are pulling off. Quit stealing our thunder!
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[Delano]

With those receivers I'd be throwing fades/jump balls alllll day.
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[chiefs1111]

touchdown Bolts

[DaFace]

This game could get pretty boring pretty quick.

[LaChapelle]

That Manning jersey stunt isn't looking to smart now Mr Fisher

[Buck]

This isn't good for Chris Johnson's record attempt.
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[GoHuge]

This game could get pretty boring pretty quick.
I think with the Titan D and VY throwing the ball trying to catch up we're going to get there quickly.
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[chiefs1111]

This game could get pretty boring pretty quick.

Matt Millen doing this game makes things even worse

[milkman]

Matt Millen doing this game makes things even worse

The announcing team sucks balls.

How the hell Bob Pappa has a job in the NFL, much less the play by play man for the Giants is beyond my ability to comprehend.

I've never heard a worse play by play man, and it ain't even close.

[BryanBusby]

Unless you are LJ, which you were a starter without being able to block

[chiefs1111]

the option lol

[Buck]

Damn man. They are right back in this game.
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[chiefs1111]

touchdown Titans

[Dylan]

can rivers run like that?


just asking... :D

[Buck]

No, but I wish he could. He's good enough anyways luckily.
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[milkman]

can rivers run like that?


just asking... :D

I'll take a pocket passer every day.

[DaFace]

Well, that was dumb.

[Buck]

Not cool Kassim Osgood. That was dirty.
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[DaFace]

That was a purdy throw.

[chiefs1111]

gates burns them again

[DaFace]

That one was not as purdy, but was still better than anything Cassel throws up.

[chiefs1111]

Just a little over thrown there

[Delano]

Damn. Come on Jax.
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[chiefs1111]

That one was not as purdy, but was still better than anything Cassel throws up.

How dare you say anything negative about the mighty Matt Cassel! ROFL

[chiefs1111]

Nice throw by Rivers

[LaChapelle]

LT is going to crack 300 on the season

[chiefs1111]

damn,Chargers moving the ball nicely

[Delano]

Matt Millen: get up offa Norv's cawk. He has a game to call.
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[-King-]

San Diego is just fucking scary. An elite QB, WRs over 6'5, good running game. Damn.

I pray that we play both games against SD in the first 5 weeks next year, that way we only lose by 30 each.

[chiefs1111]

easy TD for LT

[Buck]

LT LT LT
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[Mecca]

Watching San Diego play will just make you jealous when you realize what our team is.

[DaFace]

San Diego is just fucking scary. An elite QB, WRs over 6'5, good running game. Damn.

I pray that we play both games against SD in the first 5 weeks next year, that way we only lose by 30 each.

Pretty much. They've really had "the talent" for the past few years, but never seemed to be able to put it together. For some reason, they seem to have found their stride at the right time this season.

If we see Indy vs SD in the playoffs, it should be a hell of a game.

[Buck]

We must have the most 1 yd TDs in the league.
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[Mecca]

Pretty much. They've really had "the talent" for the past few years, but never seemed to be able to put it together. For some reason, they seem to have found their stride at the right time this season.

If we see Indy vs SD in the playoffs, it should be a hell of a game.

San Diego always beats Indy, if I was a Colts fan I'd be extremely uneasy about that.

[chiefs1111]

horrible throw

[chiefs1111]

good tackle,wish the Chiefs could make tackles like that

[-King-]

Someone needs to put Millen out of his misery.

[Mecca]

good tackle,wish the Chiefs could make tackles like that

Well see that's why they're a good team and we aren't.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Pretty much. They've really had "the talent" for the past few years, but never seemed to be able to put it together. For some reason, they seem to have found their stride at the right time this season.

If we see Indy vs SD in the playoffs, it should be a hell of a game.

I'm hoping for that game, I'm sure the Colts are not.

[milkman]

San Diego always beats Indy, if I was a Colts fan I'd be extremely uneasy about that.

Peyton Manning always struggles with physical 34 defenses that get pressure on him.

The Chargers are a nightmare matchup for him.

If they play, and they likely will in the AFC Championship, I'd put my money on the Chargers if I was gambling man.

[milkman]

That's a catch.

[-King-]

Vincent Jackson is just freaky. Him and Philip Rivers have the best connection I've seen since the year Marvin Harrison caught 143 balls from Peyton. VJack's and Rivers' back shoulder throws make me JIMP

[Mecca]

Jackson is just making more money each day, he picked a good year to be a FA.

[-King-]

Wow great catch.

[-King-]

LMAO too fucking easy for Sproles. All he had to do was take 400 steps and he was in.

[Delano]

LMAO The Tacks are giving their fans a nice holiday gift.
They should all turn around and do the double middle finger dance to ol' Bud.

[chiefs1111]

well,any hope the Titans had for the playoffs is about down the drain

[GoHuge]

Well so much for this game holding a national audience. The old pistol whipping a blind kid analogy comes to mind. Just give the ball to Johnson and let him get some records. Only thing they've got going for the season now.
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[-King-]

Well, pick...

[Delano]

Two words: Ker-ry.
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[-King-]

Sproles is working on his 2nd touchdown too.

[-King-]

Make it 3rd.

[Buck]

Wow. This is our best game of the season.
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[007]

Geez what a waste of time to watch.

[-King-]

Well so much for this game holding a national audience. The old pistol whipping a blind kid analogy comes to mind. Just give the ball to Johnson and let him get some records. Only thing they've got going for the season now.
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Yup. Just let the man get some yards see if he can get closer to 2k.

[milkman]

Wow. This is our best game of the season.
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I don't know about that.

You handed the Chiefs two pretty good ass whuppin's.

[-King-]

Chris Johnson is just a little bit away from breaking a long one. I hope he gets atleast 150 for the day.

[-King-]

I don't know about that.

You handed the Chiefs two pretty good ass whuppin's.

I think he means wins against actual NFL teams.

[-King-]

Britt should have had that.

[Buck]

I think he means wins against actual NFL teams.

This, lol.
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[siberian khatru]

Dammit, keep Rivers in there. I need the yardage.

[-King-]

Lmao and a fumble

[-King-]

He finally broke one. Good for him.

[Delano]

Son of a beech. I bet my fantasy team is going to lose because of that garbage TD.
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[Buck]

What's with all these ghey camera angles?
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[Dylan]

Chris Johnson is just a little bit away from breaking a long one. I hope he gets atleast 150 for the day.

Also horrible play calling -- I doubt the Titans were going to win anyway -- But why didn't Fisher stick with the spread offense after the half? -- Amazing he still has a job

[Delano]

What's up with Chris Johnson's twitches?
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[Dylan]

What's up with Chris Johnson's twitches?
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LMAO I would be twitching too, if Fisher was my coach

[Delano]

LMAO I would be twitching too, if Fisher was my coach

Let's see what Fisher has to say on the Kay Jewelers Postgame show. I bet he sweats right through the mustache.
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[Dylan]

"Kay Jewelers Postgame show"

LMAO

[Dylan]

The Chargers won't go far unless their defense can stop the rush.

C. Johnson 21 carr, 143 yds, 6.8 avg

Delano, where did you go?

[chiefs1111]

I know the Colts are undefeated right now,but I think the Chargers are the best team in the AFC at the moment..

[Buck]

23 days til a meaningful game.
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[Delano]

The Chargers won't go far unless their defense can stop the rush.

C. Johnson 21 carr, 143 yds, 6.8 avg

Delano, where did you go?


I'm drafting a letter to GQ's style guy about Marshall Faulk's sneakers.

Going into this game, the Chargers had the 21st ranked run defense so we knew they'd struggle with Johnson. Add in Phillips struggling with injury and you've got issues. But, save for some garbage yards where the defense was playing back, Johnson was held to around 100, which is quite good.

Indy and NE don't have great run games, but what about the other AFC teams?
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[milkman]

I'm drafting a letter to GQ's style guy about Marshall Faulk's sneakers.

Going into this game, the Chargers had the 21st ranked run defense so we knew they'd struggle with Johnson. Add in Phillips struggling with injury and you've got issues. But, save for some garbage yards where the defense was playing back, Johnson was held to around 100, which is quite good.

Indy and NE don't have great run games, but what about the other AFC teams?
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The Dolphins, Steelers, or Jags could give the Chargers all they could handle in the running game (the Steelers if they give the rock to Mendenhall and Parker), but at the end of the day, this is a passing league, and the Bengals would be the toughest match up for the Chargers if they faced them, because they can both run and pass the ball.

[Mecca]

And the Chargers just beat the Bengals so...

[milkman]

And the Chargers just beat the Bengals so...

So, what?

Teams that lose the frst meeting are guaranteed to lose a second meeting?

[Nixhex]

I know the Colts are undefeated right now,but I think the Chargers are the best team in the AFC at the moment..

Hard to disagree with that.