Spinoff: ***The Troll Poll*** LVP Awards

[Gonzo]

Least Valued Poster...


Just a fucking FYI people...

I DID NOT COME UP WITH THIS LIST!
I get along with everyone.
I am just publishing it, mmkay?



All right then, let's get started.


This is a poll that was brought to me via PM by a few posters today. They thought we would get a kick out of it in this thread. (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=206595)

This is the list they gave me as well, (via PM).
(ok ok...I added one of our personal fav's.)

Enjoy.

[Simply Red]

I don't get it.

[Bane]

I vote for Knowshit.

ROFL

[Reaper16]

This thread is going to be awesome if the list is good.

[BigRedChief]

This is not a Academy approved poll. Gonzo has gone rogue.
https://my.qoop.com/store/Youra-Store-baa8e1e830cda46cee1ab3162cd977a0ec0a3f49/Sarah-Palin-Rogue-2012-on-Snow-Machine-by-Dan-Youra-qpps_9321211052916541.LG.jpg

[BigCatDaddy]

I don't get it.

That

[Gonzo]

I don't get it.

Really?

[Phobia]

All the above. I'm gonna have to find some way to screw this up.

Okay - I think I have it.

$100,000 to every write-in vote for gochiefs.

[Bearcat]

I was hoping for a top 5, but I'm sure we couldn't really get anyone banned... maybe we'll get a couple of good "I'm leaving forever" threads. :shrug:

[kitten_mittons]

I was hoping for a top 5, but I'm sure we couldn't really get anyone banned... maybe we'll get a couple of good "I'm leaving forever" threads. :shrug:

Maybe you should make a "I'm leaving forever thread."

[Gonzo]

Maybe you should make a "I'm leaving forever thread."

AND HERE....WE.....GO!!!!!!

[Titty Meat]

I got nominated for being a troll? Nice.

[JOhn]

$100,000 to every write-in vote for gochiefs.

Call this the first write in vote for Goat Cheese.

[Hammock Parties]

All the above. I'm gonna have to find some way to screw this up.

Okay - I think I have it.

$100,000 to every write-in vote for gochiefs.

I knew you'd pay me back!

A vote for me is a vote for tradition.

I'm voting for myself. GOTROLL!

[MOhillbilly]

POS bitch that he is, i vote gochiefs.

[Reaper16]

As much as I want to vote for Hootie, doing so would be dishonest.

My vote goes to Pioli Zombie.

[CoMoChief]

Theres not a better troll on this site than Midnight Vulture.

[Gonzo]

I got nominated for being a troll? Nice.

Hey now.... Don't kill the messenger.

[Phobia]

I got nominated for being a troll? Nice.

I didn't even do it.

[BigRedChief]

I knew you'd pay me back!

A vote for me is a vote for tradition.

I'm voting for myself. GOTROLL!jeezz man you already got thread of the year. Your going into the finals for MVP of the year and now you want the LVP too? jeeezzz a little greedy arn't we?:)

[Buck]

Autumn Wind

[Gonzo]

As much as I want to vote for Hootie, doing so would be dishonest.

My vote goes to Pioli Zombie.

I have wicked epic thread making skills recently.

[Gonzo]

jeezz man you already got thread of the year. Your going into the finals for MVP of the year and now you want the LVP too? jeeezzz a little greedy arn't we?:)

Plausable deniabillity...

GTFO

This does not concern the academy.

[Slainte]

I swear to your non-existent God...That if

Reaper16, the MOST deserving poaster on this breadboard...

doesn't get his JUST DESSERTS and capture this most-coveted award--that I will track you motherfuckers down individually and ...

uh..

Right.

[Reaper16]

I swear to your non-existent God...That if

Reaper16, the MOST deserving poaster on this breadboard...

doesn't get his JUST DESSERTS and capture this most-coveted award--that I will track you motherfuckers down individually and ...

uh..

Right.
WRONG THREAD WRONG THREAD NOOOOOOO

[Slainte]

WRONG THREAD WRONG THREAD NOOOOOOO

Yes. :redface: heh...

How 'bout that omelette on my face, everrbody?,...







In any event, this campaign is in FULL SWING!!!!

[Reaper16]

Yes. :redface: heh...

How 'bout that omelette on my face, everrbody?,...







In any event, this campaign is in FULL SWING!!!!
We stepping up to the plate ya'll... in the MVP thread that is, not this one.

[Buck]

Damn you forgot vailpass...

[kcfanXIII]

go chiefs... phil, pay up buddy...

[Reaper16]

Damn you forgot vailpass...
Rep

[Hammock Parties]

4 votes for me already!

Being evil pays!

[Reaper16]

In the interest of fairness: how in the world are Buster Hymen and CoMoChief NOT on the ballot?

[alpha_omega]

Gaz.

[Reaper16]

The winner of the best thread of 2009 can't be the Least Valuable Poster. It is illogical.

[Hammock Parties]

The winner of the best thread of 2009 can't be the Least Valuable Poster. It is illogical.

This is madness?

THIS IS CHIEFSPLANET!

http://iranpoliticsclub.net/history/300/images/Leonidas%20and%20Persian%20Messenger%203.jpg

[Gonzo]

In the interest of fairness: how in the world are Buster Hymen and CoMoChief NOT on the ballot?

Those names were not Pm'd to me in time.

We can't get everyone, you know?

[Frazod]

Damn you forgot vailpass...

And CoMo.

[Hootie]

Make it public or I don't care.

[Hootie]

there wasn't even a nomination list or anything...

What a flawed, biased poll...

Shit...other than ROR and me, I don't even know anyone on that fucking list.

You should have at least put regulars on that thing...

Way to think this one out.

[Hootie]

I don't even want to win now...the list is too flawed...

If I won with a real list...it might have been an accomplishment...but winning a poll that isn't public against 10 unknowns and 1 already banned douche?

Gay.

Unsubscribe.

[redsurfer11]

All the above. I'm gonna have to find some way to screw this up.

Okay - I think I have it.

$100,000 to every write-in vote for gochiefs.



gochiefs gets my vote.

[wild1]

Go Chiefs

[kcfanXIII]

there wasn't even a nomination list or anything...

What a flawed, biased poll...

Shit...other than ROR and me, I don't even know anyone on that fucking list.

You should have at least put regulars on that thing...

Way to think this one out.

sure there was, you were just to busy pissing on your roommates car...

[Frazod]

How'd salame make this list? Something other than that freaky avatar?

[BigRedChief]

there wasn't even a nomination list or anything...

What a flawed, biased poll...

Shit...other than ROR and me, I don't even know anyone on that ****ing list.

You should have at least put regulars on that thing...

Way to think this one out.
This was not an academy sponsored poll.

/finishes throwing Gonzo under the bus :D

[Bearcat]

I don't even want to win now...the list is too flawed...

If I won with a real list...it might have been an accomplishment...but winning a poll that isn't public against 10 unknowns and 1 already banned douche?

Gay.

Unsubscribe.

11/13 have at least one vote, so it's not that flawed..... and there is a write-in option.

[Bearcat]

The person who was a King of the N00bs finalist is leading the Troll Poll.

Ah, Chiefsplanet...

[Phobia]

The person who was a King of the N00bs finalist is leading the Troll Poll.

Ah, Chiefsplanet...

Don't think so. He's tied with gochiefs.

[Phobia]

CAN WE GET THE BRIBES PUT IN THE STARTER, GONZO?

This is the reason you'll never win that other poll. You're just not on the ball.

[Hammock Parties]

Of course if you believe some people I WAS ROR.

[Extra Point]

I don't even want to win now...the list is too flawed...

If I won with a real list...it might have been an accomplishment...but winning a poll that isn't public against 10 unknowns and 1 already banned douche?

Gay.

Unsubscribe.

Then, start another "I'm leaving now" thread.

[Fritz88]

Can I vote for more than one? List looks delicious.

[Fritz88]

Then, start another "I'm leaving now" thread.

I like this idea :D

[Fritz88]

All the above. I'm gonna have to find some way to screw this up.

Okay - I think I have it.

$100,000 to every write-in vote for gochiefs.

add gochiefs :D

[Simply Red]

Really?

well, now I do. :)

[kstater]

I only get one vote?

[Hammock Parties]

add gochiefs :D

http://i42.tinypic.com/ubrzn.jpg

[Over-Head]

All the above. I'm gonna have to find some way to screw this up.

Okay - I think I have it.

$100,000 to every write-in vote for gochiefs.
I cast my vote for Goatboy :D

[Hammock Parties]

I cast my vote for Goatboy :D

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/8/4/28409a3add244ec94b84708579c34645.gif

[Bugeater]

Why in the hell is Badgirl on the list? Her threads are golden.

Anyway, I'm pretty torn between Redrum, Pioli Zombie and chiefbowe, they're all worthless douchebags, but I went with PZ just because of the sheer volume of dumbassery he pollutes this board with.

[Delano]

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/troll_toll.jpg[/URL][URL="http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/troll_toll.jpg"] (http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/troll_toll.jpg)

[Fritz88]

RoR wasn't a troll. He actually had 14,000+ posts with some good content. He was just too stupid to go with that bet. He should not win this. It's not fair to other worth trolls.

[Hootie]

RoR wasn't a troll. He actually had 14,000+ posts with some good content. He was just too stupid to go with that bet. He should not win this. It's not fair to other worth trolls.

but I'm a troll?

[|Zach|]

billay and hootie dont belong on this list.

[Pablo]

billay and hootie dont belong on this list.Seconded.

And aren't a ton of the DC's posters really trolls?

Never posting in anything outside of DC makes you a worthless troll...but I understand the list would probably be like 50 posters long if we did that.

[Pablo]

but I'm a troll?It's actually for Least Valuable Poster.

Troll Poll is just a clever little catch-phrase. Whoever votes for you is probably saying you bring absolutely nothing to the board, thus meaning you exhibit "troll-like" features.

[Jilly]

can we put jwhit on this list?

[Pablo]

can we put jwhit on this list?That would be a good inclusion.

Too late though.

This list sucks. We should have had a huge list with multiple rounds like the other awards...

[Jilly]

seriously? Cuz I really think he would win Least Valuable Poster.

[Sofa King]

too many to choose... so i'll add to the GoChiefs total...

sign me up for a GoChiefs vote...

[Frazod]

RoR wasn't a troll. He actually had 14,000+ posts with some good content. He was just too stupid to go with that bet. He should not win this. It's not fair to other worth trolls.

He was too hot-headed. He let people he didn't like goad him into doing stupid things. It's also an undeniable fact of this BB that the longer you've been here, the more you can get away with, and a new poster won't be able to go toe-to-toe with an established one using the same methods.

RoR certainly did and said dumb things from time to time, but he's not a fraction of the douche that those who endlessly stalked him are.

[DeezNutz]

seriously? Cuz I really think he would win Least Valuable Poster.

What? NOOOOOO.....

[Pablo]

He was too hot-headed. He let people he didn't like goad him into doing stupid things. It's also an undeniable fact of this BB that the longer you've been here, the more you can get away with, and a new poster won't be able to go toe-to-toe with an established one using the same methods.

RoR certainly did and said dumb things from time to time, but he's not a fraction of the douche that those who endlessly stalked him are.A lot of the intolerance for RoR was because he was an insufferable douchebag when he was DarthCarlSatan.

A Super-douche in fact. And people didn't forget that when he became RoR, even though he actually became a much better poster.

[Fritz88]

but I'm a troll?

Chris Henry comments, not trollage, but they have very low value in terms of reply points. so they could apply here..

[Frazod]

A lot of the intolerance for RoR was because he was an insufferable douchebag when he was DarthCarlSatan.

A Super-douche in fact. And people didn't forget that when he became RoR, even though he actually became a much better poster.

There's all kinds of people here who started out douchy and then mellowed later.

[DeezNutz]

There's all kinds of people here who started out douchy and then mellowed later.

You're welcome.

[Frazod]

You're welcome.

Did your ears just start ringing? LMAO

[Skip Towne]

All the above. I'm gonna have to find some way to screw this up.

Okay - I think I have it.

$100,000 to every write-in vote for gochiefs.

Hell, you created GoChiefs.

[Over-Head]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/8/4/28409a3add244ec94b84708579c34645.gif
Will ya stop quoting me fu@ktard, i've had you on ignore for quite some time now

[Bugeater]

A lot of the intolerance for RoR was because he was an insufferable douchebag when he was DarthCarlSatan.

A Super-douche in fact. And people didn't forget that when he became RoR, even though he actually became a much better poster.
He may not have been as bad, but he still posted way too damn much. I don't care how great of a guy you are or how smart you are or how funny you are, if you post 50+ times a day you are going to be annoying.

[Hammock Parties]

Will ya stop quoting me fu@ktard, i've had you on ignore for quite some time now

Then how can you see me quoting you?

IT'S A CONUNDRUM!

[Skip Towne]

Do I just get one vote?

[Sam Hall]

I went with Pioli Zombie since the "others" category is entirely too broad for this board.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

I'll write in GoChiefs for 100K, Phobs.

Strange he wasn't included on the list for the wipe spam.

Dinny

[Gonzo]

Screw you guys. I started the list from a few pm's I got. I was chosen for 2 reasons, 1. Because I thought it was fricken funny and 2. Because I'm neutral.

I don't have the time to track any bribes. Hey Phob, go ahead and start a new thread and make it a little more refined. I didn't think posters like GC would qualify. He actually has value to the board. Fuck, every day I see a thread started with his name in the title like.... "This is for you GoChiefs!" or "Hey, was GoChiefs in _____ yesterday?" Then what do you see? BAM!
Gay porn.
I mean, WTF? We should rename this bb GoChiefs Garage or Clayton's Coffee House ffs.

[Buck]

You've lost your burst Gonzo.

[Bearcat]

Screw you guys. I started the list from a few pm's I got. I was chosen for 2 reasons, 1. Because I thought it was fricken funny and 2. Because I'm neutral.

I don't have the time to track any bribes. Hey Phob, go ahead and start a new thread and make it a little more refined. I didn't think posters like GC would qualify. He actually has value to the board. ****, every day I see a thread started with his name in the title like.... "This is for you GoChiefs!" or "Hey, was GoChiefs in _____ yesterday?" Then what do you see? BAM!
Gay porn.
I mean, WTF? We should rename this bb GoChiefs Garage or Clayton's Coffee House ffs.

Heh, no worries, man... I just wish there was some sort of 'reward', like a month long ban..... or maybe we could send the winner some antifreeze.

[RJ]

Screw you guys. I started the list from a few pm's I got. I was chosen for 2 reasons, 1. Because I thought it was fricken funny and 2. Because I'm neutral.

I don't have the time to track any bribes. Hey Phob, go ahead and start a new thread and make it a little more refined. I didn't think posters like GC would qualify. He actually has value to the board. ****, every day I see a thread started with his name in the title like.... "This is for you GoChiefs!" or "Hey, was GoChiefs in _____ yesterday?" Then what do you see? BAM!
Gay porn.
I mean, WTF? We should rename this bb GoChiefs Garage or Clayton's Coffee House ffs.



You picked a helluva day to quit sniffing glue.

[rockymtnchief]

I voted for Midnite Douche. He wasted our time making fun of pictures/persona that weren't even of him.

[Gonzo]

Heh, no worries, man... I just wish there was some sort of 'reward', like a month long ban..... or maybe we could send the winner some antifreeze.

Not too worried about it. It's a good idea. I think it just needs a little more refinement is all. Phobia has a good idea and he should run with it.
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[Simply Red]

there wasn't even a nomination list or anything...

What a flawed, biased poll...

Shit...other than ROR and me, I don't even know anyone on that ****ing list.

You should have at least put regulars on that thing...

Way to think this one out.

We can't cater to you, and all of your ADD, I have ADD and recognize all of the names, n00b.

[Titty Meat]

billay and hootie dont belong on this list.

Come on dude I want to win something.

[DBOSHO]

Hootie hoo.

[luv]

I voted for Redrum

[BossChief]

For Buster Hymen not to be on that list is one of the more puzzling things I have ever seen.

He should be the top selection and have 3X more votes than the second place guy.

Pioli Zombie brings much more to this board than him, and hes basically worthless.

[SPATCH]

For Buster Hymen not to be on that list is one of the more puzzling things I have ever seen.

He should be the top selection and have 3X more votes than the second place guy.

Pioli Zombie brings much more to this board than him, and hes basically worthless.

alright RELAX n00b

[Tiger's Fan]

In the interest of fairness: how in the world are Buster Hymen and CoMoChief NOT on the ballot?

Hey dumbfuck, I'm one of the few people on this board that actually likes the Chiefs. Not really troll material on a Chiefs board.

[RJ]

I voted for Redrum


Why is Redrum on the list?

I like Redrum, he's funny.

[Tiger's Fan]

For Buster Hymen not to be on that list is one of the more puzzling things I have ever seen.

He should be the top selection and have 3X more votes than the second place guy.

Pioli Zombie brings much more to this board than him, and hes basically worthless.

Another braindead cocksmoker that doesn't know what a troll is.

Too bad theres not a penis smoking ball waxer poll. You'd be a winner again.

[luv]

Why is Redrum on the list?

I like Redrum, he's funny.

To each their own.

[Frazod]

Another braindead cocksmoker that doesn't know what a troll is.

Too bad theres not a penis smoking ball waxer poll. You'd be a winner again.

Hard to imagine why anybody wouldn't like you. :spock:

[DaneMcCloud]

Hard to imagine why anybody wouldn't like you. :spock:

It's truly amazing that he's not on the list.

Gonzo, you fucked up.

:D

[RJ]

To each their own.



I was actually asking a question.

I miss a lot of stuff around here.

Nothing important, obviously, but I seem to miss a lot of unimportant stuff. Maybe important stuff too. A lot of stuff. And such.

[luv]

I was actually asking a question.

I miss a lot of stuff around here.

Nothing important, obviously, but I seem to miss a lot of unimportant stuff.

I'd tell you, but I'd be "playing the victim", and God only know what my rep comments would say if I didn't have him on ignore.

[BossChief]

Another braindead cocksmoker that doesn't know what a troll is.

Too bad theres not a penis smoking ball waxer poll. You'd be a winner again.
99/100 of your posts have NOTHING to do with the topic, that is being generous.

You NEVER add to a football discussion.

Do you even know what trolls are, Mr Hymen? They are idiots like you that just post to attack a poster or comment on something indirectly related to the topic to stir the post, one would think it is only to generate a reaction...hmmmmm.

SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE A TROLL TO ME, DUMBFUCK!!!

[RJ]

I'd tell you, but I'd be "playing the victim", and God only know what my rep comments would say if I didn't have him on ignore.


That's exactly the sort of thing I'm talking about.

I had no idea.

[DeezNutz]

BossChief is one silly ass n00b.

[BossChief]

BossChief is one silly ass n00b.

I do my best.

:D

[Pioli Zombie]

No one can resist my Shvetty balls
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[Hootie]

It's truly amazing that he's not on the list.

Gonzo, you ****ed up.

:D

It's actually just as amazing that you aren't on the list...

Lets be honest...

[DaneMcCloud]

It's actually just as amazing that you aren't on the list...

Lets be honest...

Oh just fuck off, Hootie.

JFC.

I am absolutely finished with being nice to you in any way, shape or form.

[Hootie]

If I'm on the list, you should be on the list...

That's all I'm saying.

[Hootie]

and hold a grudge against me if you want...

I'm done with the 800 post threads with me against Hamas/Dane and OTWP...

I'm sure it's entertainment for the rest of the board but the fact of the matter is you three are no better than me when it comes to a poll like this...

[Bugeater]

Whoever made the list should be on the list.

[Frazod]

and hold a grudge against me if you want...

I'm done with the 800 post threads with me against Hamas/Dane and OTWP...

I'm sure it's entertainment for the rest of the board but the fact of the matter is you three are no better than me when it comes to a poll like this...

Yes they are.

[DaneMcCloud]

and hold a grudge against me if you want...

I'm done with the 800 post threads with me against Hamas/Dane and OTWP...

I'm sure it's entertainment for the rest of the board but the fact of the matter is you three are no better than me when it comes to a poll like this...

Yeah, because we've all been banned multiple times, right?

Go FUCK yourself, Hootie.

Fuck yourself GOOD.

[DaneMcCloud]

If I'm on the list, you should be on the list...

That's all I'm saying.

You live in a complete fantasy land, Cockbag.

[luv]

You live in a complete fantasy land, Cockbag.

And you take the bait every time.

[DaneMcCloud]

And you take the bait every time.

It's not bait.

I've tried to be nice to this asshole both in the forum and in the Sunday chat room.

He's a drunken sociopath with absolutely no conscience or regard for his actions.

Fuck him.

[Lumpy]

McPwneage in 3...2...1...

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j275/McLumpy78/Funny%20Stuff/mcdonalds.gif

:popcorn:

[BossChief]

This thing should be the fucking "Buster Hymen award"!

[DaneMcCloud]

This thing should be the fucking "Buster Hymen award"!

No, that would mean that the fool would be recognized for something.

[Hootie]

It's not bait.

I've tried to be nice to this asshole both in the forum and in the Sunday chat room.

He's a drunken sociopath with absolutely no conscience or regard for his actions.

**** him.

Blah blah blah.

I don't need your "trying to be nice" charity...

I don't need an arrogant asshole trying to be nice to me...I have enough self-esteem where I don't need to be in the Hamas and Dane club...you'll never see me eating your asshole like ROR...being cool on ChiefsPlanet isn't on my top priorities list.

[DaneMcCloud]

Blah blah blah.

I don't need your "trying to be nice" charity...

I don't need an arrogant asshole trying to be nice to me...I have enough self-esteem where I don't need to be in the Hamas and Dane club...you'll never see me eating your asshole like ROR...being cool on ChiefsPlanet isn't on my top priorities list.

Right.

:rolleyes:

That's why you post every little ugly detail of your life on this forum.

That's why even though you've been banned repeatedly, you always come back.

That's why your shit is so fucked up, you changed your username to avoid embarrassment.

You're a fucking sociopathic, alcoholic moron in serious need of mental help.

But you're here "just for fun".

Fuck off, Douchetard.

[luv]

Right.

:rolleyes:

That's why you post every little ugly detail of your life on this forum.

That's why even though you've been banned repeatedly, you always come back.

That's why your shit is so fucked up, you changed your username to avoid embarrassment.

You're a fucking sociopathic, alcoholic moron in serious need of mental help.

But you're here "just for fun".

Fuck off, Douchetard.

I'm not understanding why you keep responding to him. Especially when you say the same thing every time. Isn't that what he does? That's what I meant by taking the bait. He says shit because he KNOWS you'll respond.

[stumppy]

Right.

:rolleyes:

That's why you post every little ugly detail of your life on this forum.

That's why even though you've been banned repeatedly, you always come back.

That's why your shit is so ****ed up, you changed your username to avoid embarrassment.

You're a ****ing sociopathic, alcoholic moron in serious need of mental help.

But you're here "just for fun".

**** off, Douchetard.


Hell, I forgot. What was his old username ?

[DaneMcCloud]

Hell, I forgot. What was his old username ?

BabyGotGrbac

[stumppy]

BabyGotGrbac

OK, now I'm confused. Baby Got Grbac is still posting in the weekly gambling thread.

[JOhn]

Oh just **** off, Hootie.

JFC.

I am absolutely finished with being nice to you in any way, shape or form.

ROFL

[JOhn]

If I'm on the list, you should be on the list...

That's all I'm saying.

Not.

Sorry but I don't see any resemblance:shake: between you two.

[Phobia]

I really thought ROR leaving would help. It hasn't. Hootie, FatTravisTritt, and several others have to go as well.

[Hootie]

Right.

:rolleyes:

That's why you post every little ugly detail of your life on this forum.

That's why even though you've been banned repeatedly, you always come back.

That's why your shit is so ****ed up, you changed your username to avoid embarrassment.

You're a ****ing sociopathic, alcoholic moron in serious need of mental help.

But you're here "just for fun".

**** off, Douchetard.

Dude I get banned for like 5 days at a time...

I come back when my ban is lifted and yeah, I do lurk while I'm banned...

If they decide to permaban me at some point then I'll just lurk and that's that...

But honestly, you don't know me quite as well as you think...so I post some college stories on here from time to time? So what?

You've never had a great college story that may or may not be totally demeaning to a female? It is what it is...

[Hootie]

Rep comment from Dane:

**** you. Put me on ignore because otherwise, I'll bury your ass. I'm done being nice to you, ****wad.

What does this even mean?

Please elaborate?

[DaneMcCloud]

Rep comment from Dane:



What does this even mean?

Please elaborate?

It means that I will never be civil to you again.

I've had enough.

Go poop on your unsuspecting roommate.

[doomy3]

I really thought ROR leaving would help. It hasn't. Hootie, FatTravisTritt, and several others have to go as well.

Who is FatTravisTritt? I don't think I've ever even seen his posts.

[DaneMcCloud]

Who is FatTravisTritt? I don't think I've ever even seen his posts.

LMAO

That's not very nice

[stumppy]

Who is FatTravisTritt? I don't think I've ever even seen his posts.

ROFL

[Hootie]

It means that I will never be civil to you again.

I've had enough.

Go poop on your unsuspecting roommate.

Is that a challenge to a duel?

If so, I accept...

[JOhn]

Dude I get banned for like 5 days at a time...




How many times you been banned?

In the 9 years this place has been here, I doubt...no KNOW Dane has never been banned.

Heck I would wager 98% of the posters here have never been banned. Multiple bans kinda speaks volumes on what kind of member you are...


Just sayin

[Grid_Iron]

All the above. I'm gonna have to find some way to screw this up.

Okay - I think I have it.

$100,000 to every write-in vote for gochiefs.

gochiefs

[stumppy]

I guess I should speak up and say I don't think BG should be on the "Least Valued Poster" list. It would be pretty hard to find anyone on the Planet who hasn't gotten a good laugh out of some of the things shes posted. I'm sure she belongs on some kind of list, just not the LVP one. Just the fact that her tittahs are still nice and perky should, by itself should eliminate her from this category.:D

[stumppy]

I nominate GoChiefs.


No charge Phob.

[DaneMcCloud]

I guess I should speak up and say I don't think BG should be on the "Least Valued Poster" list. It would be pretty hard to find anyone on the Planet who hasn't gotten a good laugh out of some of the things shes posted. I'm sure she belongs on some kind of list, just not the LVP one. Just the fact that her tittahs are still nice and perky should, by itself should eliminate her from this category.:D

BadGirl, regardless of the perky titties, should not be on that list.

Too much quality entertainment.

[Cjanz]

Where's RADEAM? Don't tell me you guys have forgotten SUCKIN' ON A CHILI DOG.

By the way, I know it's 2009. That act of trolling transcends time.

[Phobia]

gochiefs

You gotta allow private messages before I can send the mon-ay.

[Titty Meat]

I'm only a few votes from leading come on guys keep voting for me.

[CaliforniaChief]

I'll take the bribe and write in GoChiefs. Nothing personal.

[stumppy]

I'll take the bribe and write in GoChiefs. Nothing personal.

Eh, don't worry about it. He's not worth the trouble of making it personal.

[Redrum_69]

Least Valued Poster...


Just a ****ing FYI people...

I DID NOT COME UP WITH THIS LIST!
I get along with everyone.
I am just publishing it, mmkay?



All right then, let's get started.


This is a poll that was brought to me via PM by a few posters today. They thought we would get a kick out of it in this thread. (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=206595)

This is the list they gave me as well, (via PM).
(ok ok...I added one of our personal fav's.)

Enjoy.




F*ck you

F*ck the Chiefs

F*ck Piolay

F*ck your mom with a nightstick and two strands of barbed wire and a ball gag as I am giving her a horse collar

I curse anyone who votes for me

[Redrum_69]

I voted for Redrum


now that doesnt surprise me.

I'm surprised you could even find the button to press...guys who date you have to bring a sack of flour

[Redrum_69]

Why is Redrum on the list?

I like Redrum, he's funny.


T H I S

[Over-Head]

now that doesnt surprise me.

I'm surprised you could even find the button to press...guys who date you have to bring a sack of flour:eek:

[Slainte]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=6391096&postcount=40

[Redrum_69]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adzoeEy4dlA&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=14E96B57A43D4618

[stumppy]

F*ck you

F*ck the Chiefs

F*ck Piolay

F*ck your mom with a nightstick and two strands of barbed wire and a ball gag as I am giving her a horse collar

I curse anyone who votes for me


Damn , wonder if there's any way to vote twice.

[Redrum_69]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb9lqjE9mvI&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=14E96B57A43D4618

[Redrum_69]

Damn , wonder if there's any way to vote twice.



This thread is like your mom....doesnt produce anything but epic failures

[stumppy]

This thread is like your mom....doesnt produce anything but epic failures

Yea, yea, yea. I used to think you were funny but that was about 6200 posts ago. Hell, even GoChiefs changes his posting style once in a great while. With you it's like someone played Wolly Bully 6205 times on the Jukebox as they left the bar.

I'd be happy to donate a couple bucks if you promise to buy a new personality with it.

[Redrum_69]

Yea, yea, yea. I used to think you were funny but that was about 6200 posts ago. Hell, even GoChiefs changes his posting style once in a great while. With you it's like someone played Wolly Bully 6205 times on the Jukebox as they left the bar.


your mom is like a jukebox...shes easy to locate cuz she's right by the bathroom and only requires a quarter to get some action

[salame]

http://techpolicy.typepad.com/iamadamsmith/images/arnold_projector.jpg


I thought I would show up in the fashion that awarded me a spot on this prestigious list

[MoreLemonPledge]

http://techpolicy.typepad.com/iamadamsmith/images/arnold_projector.jpg


I thought I would show up in the fashion that awarded me a spot on this prestigious list

http://lemmycaution.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/successful-troll-is-successful.jpg

[Bob Dole]

It's like a Festival of Dipshit...

[JOhn]

It's like a Festival of Dipshit...

ROFL

About the only sensible thing posted on this thread. Well besides the whole write in for Goatcheese. :D

[Hammock Parties]

So do I have all 12 write-in votes?

[Pioli Zombie]

I can still win this. I need to post some ethnic slurs.
Posted via Mobile Device

[Pablo]

BadGirl, regardless of the perky titties, should not be on that list.

Too much quality entertainment.Hootie provides more quality entertainment than badgranny. Her threads are an abortion's abortion. They always fucking suck.

[RippedmyFlesh]

Red Rum 69's family needs an exorcist.

[stumppy]

Hootie provides more quality entertainment than badgranny. Her threads are an abortion's abortion. They always ****ing suck.

You must have missed out on some of the uh....well.....better ?????? ones. Such as her theory on underwater hurricanes.

[stumppy]

Red Rum 69's family needs an exorcist.

And effective birth control.

[DaneMcCloud]

Hootie provides more quality entertainment than badgranny. Her threads are an abortion's abortion. They always fucking suck.

To each, his own.

[luv]

To each, his own.

At least Hootie talks about sports.

[Frazod]

Sorry, Dane, but badgirl's about as entertaining as a Pauly Shore movie.

[Bearcat]

Sorry, Dane, but badgirl's about as entertaining as a Pauly Shore movie.


Nail.

Head.

--><--.

[LaChapelle]

I can still win this. I need to post some ethnic slurs.
Posted via Mobile Device

Just tell us you're also Fritz88

[Buehler445]

I broke the tie :D

[Jewish Rabbi]

Claythan.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm now offering $15,000 in casino cash for votes.

Plus rep.

Gotta win something.

[Phobia]

I am withdrawing my financial support for gochiefs as a birthday gift of sorts. Happy Birthday, goofy psuedo-virj.

[BossChief]

I would only vote for GoChiefs if I thought he was actually the least valuable poster here.

He is far from that.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, birthday boy.

[Redrum_69]

Red Rum 69's family needs an exorcist.


Your mom is like an exorcism… she provides lots of screaming and talking in tongues as she lays there in a pool from her own vomit, no amount of praying will help vanquish her demonic ways, and she’s the inspiration of The Devil in Miss Jones.

[Redrum_69]

And effective birth control.


your mom is like birth control…a cum dumpster on wheels she parades around taking loads from anyone who will pay her for her ability, she is the loathing roaming prostitute who defines reckless abandonment by f*cking everything in sight, and feasting your eyes upon this wildebeast is enough to deter anyone from screwing.

[Skip Towne]

You must have missed out on some of the uh....well.....better ?????? ones. Such as her theory on underwater hurricanes.

Agreed. Her threads are great.

[Sofa King]

I'm now offering $15,000 in casino cash for votes.

Plus rep.

Gotta win something.

didn't you just win the thread of the year???

[rockymtnchief]

didn't you just win the thread of the year???

He's a greedy lil bastard. He wants all the votes and all the intraweb sluts to himself.:D

BTW...Happy Birthday, Claythan!

[Bearcat]

KnowMo surged into the lead... not my vote, but as long as someone is leaving, damnit.

[Chief Pote]

I need cash.....I vote for GoChiefs.

[Hammock Parties]

Sweet. In the lead!

[Pioli Zombie]

To quote Dick Clark, "Muhhhwaag Nooosha Nooooo Yaaag yeeeaar.
Posted via Mobile Device

[2112]

Agreed. Her threads are great.

Youre too nice now..wtf happened to the old skip? :( did somebody hack your account? :(

[Chief Pote]

I'm now offering $15,000 in casino cash for votes.

Plus rep.

Gotta win something.

I voted for you where's my money?

[Chief Pote]

All the above. I'm gonna have to find some way to screw this up.

Okay - I think I have it.

$100,000 to every write-in vote for gochiefs.

I voted for GC where's my money??

[Hammock Parties]

There it is.

[Chief Pote]

Thanks!

[Chiefspants]

Gochiefs, I do not feel this is true at all but I definitely could use some casino Cash.


I vote for gochiefs.