The latest "WE'RE GONNA DIE" snowstorm thread...

[chiefqueen]

http://www.nbcactionnews.com/weather/default.aspx

...and I don't think pink is our friend.

MODS: I wanted to paste the radar loop here but could not, please help!!

[Demonpenz]

Snowlacaust

[Fish]

http://www.nbcactionnews.com/media/files/cctvi_weather/kshb/level2/702/20100106114213.jpg

[journeyscarab]

Katie Horner must of had an orgasm when they tested the tornado sirens in the middle of the winter storm warning!

[Demonpenz]

12 inches of snow by reggay rapper snow

[CoMoChief]

Sweet.....headed right for Columbia.

I'm very glad I live only 2min away from work. My work closes ......uh never

[Mr_Tomahawk]

pussys :)

[BWillie]

The stupid parking garage was completely full when I got to work today. People are anticipating doomsday. It better not start snowing real hard until I'm off work. ARGH.

[Redrum_69]

I'd like to plow Katie Horney's driveway with my tongue.

I'd dress up like Frosty the Snowman and make Katie Horner my snowblower.

I'd lay salt down on Katie Horner and make sure its licked up before she melts.

[bevischief]

it is sticking!!!!!!!!!!
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[penguinz]

I'd like to plow Katie Horney's driveway with my tongue.

I'd dress up like Frosty the Snowman and make Katie Horner my snowblower.

I'd lay salt down on Katie Horner and make sure its licked up before she melts.:eek:

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3584/3477252213_d376c99f7f.jpg

[Mr. Laz]

Katie Horner must of had an orgasm when they tested the tornado sirens in the middle of the winter storm warning!ROFLROFL

she does act like she is getting "wet" when the weather starts acting up.


i would still do her in the butt though ... one time she came in and was basically on t.v. dress in her regular clothing. A baseball hat and jeans, she was looking very doable. :hump:



http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_18xktH6Eobk/SixiMeV28qI/AAAAAAAAGsU/oxlAJwFE-zM/s400/Katie+Horner.jpg

[Gonzo]

You guys are pussies down there...

Here I am shoveling last week....

[gblowfish]

I'd like to plow Katie Horney's driveway with my tongue.

I'd dress up like Frosty the Snowman and make Katie Horner my snowblower.

I'd lay salt down on Katie Horner and make sure its licked up before she melts.

Katie would tear you up.
She'd lock you in the house,
rip off your pants
get in your face and scream:

DO ME HARD YOU LITTLE HOMO!!!!!

And you better DO IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!!!!!



Then she'll check your dew point.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Man, WTF is going on up there?

You guy apparently have been getting dumped on, and we've had nothing but a dusting in STL.

[penguinz]

ROFLROFL

she does act like she is getting "wet" when the weather starts acting up.


i would still do her in the butt though ... one time she came in and was basically on t.v. dress in her regular clothing. A baseball hat and jeans, she was looking very doable. :hump:



http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_18xktH6Eobk/SixiMeV28qI/AAAAAAAAGsU/oxlAJwFE-zM/s400/Katie+Horner.jpgOnly if she was ball gagged first.

[Gonzo]

Man, WTF is going on up there?

You guy apparently have been getting dumped on, and we've had nothing but a dusting in STL.

It's Snowmageddon... :(

[penguinz]

It's Snowmageddon... :(I wish my front yard looked like that.

[Gonzo]

:(:mad:

[Mr. Laz]

It's Snowmageddon... :(
holy shit :eek:


i'm sorry dude ... seriously.

[Gonzo]

I wish my front yard looked like that.

No, you don't...

It gets really old...

[carlos3652]

gonzo i got that email , is that Canada?

[Sure-Oz]

I just got sent home to work till 530 even though its barely flaking outside

[Gonzo]

gonzo i got that email , is that Canada?

YOU SONOFABITCH

[Gonzo]

ASSHOLES GOTTA RUIN EVERYTHING!

[Gonzo]

I was seriously working this into a great joke.

Fuck you carlos.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

You guys have battery warmers down there?
:)

[OnTheWarpath15]

I was seriously working this into a great joke.

Fuck you carlos.

ROFL

[Mr. Laz]

YOU SONOFABITCH
you lying bastard

i take back my "sorry" and give you a 4321 instead.

[Gonzo]

you lying bastard

i take back my "sorry" and give you a 4321 instead.

We actually have like over 2 feet on the ground right now and another 6-8 hitting right now...

It was going to be an epic win though until fucking carlos had to ruin it.

[Lumpy]

Holy shit, Gonzo! When did we move to Canada?! ROFL

Seriously though folks, we do have a 4 ft high snowdrift in our backyard. Fuggin' Omaha! :cuss:

[rockymtnchief]

I mentioned it before but...you still have it better than my cousin who actually did die in an avalanche this weekend.

[Redrum_69]

Katie would tear you up.
She'd lock you in the house,
rip off your pants
get in your face and scream:

DO ME HARD YOU LITTLE HOMO!!!!!

And you better DO IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!!!!!

Then she'll check your dew point.


Id give her a warm front followed by a golden shower.

I'd pimp out Katie to all my friends...shed be my Whornado.

[Redrum_69]

I mentioned it before but...you still have it better than my cousin who actually did die in an avalanche this weekend.



thread.over.

[Bob Dole]

WTF is with the photos next to the "Homeowners Fail to Refinance" ads?

[sparkky]

not calling for much snow here in northern arkie, but temps colder than my ex-wife's heart the next few days.
hope my frickin' water don't freeze!!

[rockymtnchief]

hope my frickin' water don't freeze!!
Turn your water on so it barely drips and it won't freeze up. (I assume you mean inside your house?)

[KCChiefsMan]

not calling for much snow here in northern arkie, but temps colder than my ex-wife's heart the next few days.
hope my frickin' water don't freeze!!

ya, turn your water hot a bit, just a drip. My water froze on Saturday and had to hit the pipes with a blow torch for about 2 hours. I won't forget that again.

[Redrum_69]

Turn your water on so it barely drips and it won't freeze up. (I assume you mean inside your house?)


I think he means the creek that runs through the trailer park he lives in. Thats what most arkies call "runnin watur".

[demonhero]

Wheb does Katie Horner get on.......I mean off?

[Inspector]

Wheb does Katie Horner get on.......I mean off?

Right after I get in.

[SLAG]

they just told us we could leave at work - hmmmm

[rockymtnchief]

ya, turn your water hot a bit, just a drip. My water froze on Saturday and had to hit the pipes with a blow torch for about 2 hours. I won't forget that again.

Aren't you supposed to run the cold water? Hot water just keeps the pipes free from the tank to the faucet. Dripping cold keeps it running from the curb/well to the faucet.

That's how I've always done it and have never had a pipe freeze.

[Fish]

they just told us we could leave at work - hmmmm

You lucky bastard... I'm still sitting here watching it pile up. My boss is a stickler for leaving work early..

[rockymtnchief]

I've never been let go from work early or had a snow day in school. Pull up your nylons and get back to work! :D

[SLAG]

You lucky bastard... I'm still sitting here watching it pile up. My boss is a stickler for leaving work early..

well there are some caveats -

All the calls are going to be fwd to my cell....

and.. we still have to finish the day up from home

[KCChiefsMan]

Aren't you supposed to run the cold water? Hot water just keeps the pipes free from the tank to the faucet. Dripping cold keeps it running from the curb/well to the faucet.

That's how I've always done it and have never had a pipe freeze.

in my house the hot water froze. Cold water was running but not hot. So I went down under the house and unfroze it. my house is probably different. nm, I see what you are saying now

[kcfanXIII]

You guys are pussies down there...

Here I am shoveling last week....


edit: now that gonzo has been outed, i feel the need to point out the obvious trouble his wife has with measurements:

We actually have like over 2 feet on the ground right now and another 6-8 hitting right now...

It was going to be an epic win though until fucking carlos had to ruin it.

Holy shit, Gonzo! When did we move to Canada?! ROFL

Seriously though folks, we do have a 4 ft high snowdrift in our backyard. Fuggin' Omaha! :cuss:

[Mr. Laz]

dear god, is that really you? thats like a "caption this pic" pic.
keeping reading ...

gonzo is a lying bastige who made me feel for him then kicked me in the nuts.

[Alton deFlat]

Aren't you supposed to run the cold water? Hot water just keeps the pipes free from the tank to the faucet. Dripping cold keeps it running from the curb/well to the faucet.

That's how I've always done it and have never had a pipe freeze.

Yea, but when you run the hot water, there is cold water that is running into the tank, so it is always moving too.... at least from the meter to tank. It's not a bad idea to crack each one a little though.

[rockymtnchief]

in my house the hot water froze. Cold water was running but not hot. So I went down under the house and unfroze it. my house is probably different. nm, I see what you are saying now

I didn't take into consideration that homes farther south may have the hot water tank in the crawl space. I could see where it could freeze up. I suppose home construction and the area you live could make a big difference.

[KCChiefsMan]

I didn't take into consideration that homes farther south may have the hot water tank in the crawl space. I could see where it could freeze up. I suppose home construction and the area you live could make a big difference.

the hot water tank is inside the house. I'm no expert really. All I know is that when you turned the hot water on, nothing came out. But the cold water was running. So I checked the pilot light, it was on. Assumed it was probably frozen and went down under the house with a blow torch and now the hot water is back on :clap::):D

[Lumpy]

edit: now that gonzo has been outed, i feel the need to point out the obvious trouble his wife has with measurements:

ROFL

[carlos3652]

damn, sorry Gonzo... :)

[Gonzo]

damn, sorry Gonzo... :)

;)

No sweat...


(Dick)

[SPchief]

Katie Horner just orgasmed on TV

[ziggysocki]

It's a a scene right out of "Snowpocalypse Now"!

[Crush]

Katie Horner just orgasmed on TV



Which turns me on, thus the vicious cycle continues.