best Tiger Woods joke

[Fritz88]

A man and his wife are on their honeymoon, and are going to consummate the marriage.

The wife says: "Honey, i have something to tell you. I am not a virgin."

Man: "Well, that's not the end of the world in these modern times..."

Woman: "There's something else; the man I was with was Tiger Woods."

Man:"Well, that's understandable. Let's get down to business."

They make love

The man gets up and walks to the phone

Woman: "What are you doing?"

"Calling room service. I'm kind of hungry."

"That's not what Tiger would do."

"What would Tiger do?"

"He would make love to me again."

The man shrugs and comes back to bed and they make love again.

Again he walks to the phone, and again she tells him that is not what Tiger would do.

They make love yet again.

After making love the third time, the man is tired; he walks to the phone and she says:

"Are you calling room service?" to which the man replies,

"No, I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what par this hole is.

[Buck]

WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

[Fritz88]

More TW jokes
Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 "ho's"


Q: What is the difference between an SUV and a golf ball?

A: Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Q: How many cars does Tiger Woods have? A: I don't know, but I know he's got a hole in one.


Why did tiger hit a tree and a fire hydrant? He couldn't pick between a wood or an iron.

[BIG_DADDY]

NICE!!!

[Fritz88]

WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

I hope someone does this (http://www.psychodad.eu/index.php/videos-+-audios/Bungee-Jump-Prank.html) to you, Buck. But not as a prank

[Buck]

I hope someone does this (http://www.psychodad.eu/index.php/videos-+-audios/Bungee-Jump-Prank.html) to you, Buck. But not as a prank

Thats pretty fucked up.

[ROYC75]

A man and his wife are on their honeymoon, and are going to consummate the marriage.

The wife says: "Honey, i have something to tell you. I am not a virgin."

Man: "Well, that's not the end of the world in these modern times..."

Woman: "There's something else; the man I was with was Tiger Woods."

Man:"Well, that's understandable. Let's get down to business."

They make love

The man gets up and walks to the phone

Woman: "What are you doing?"

"Calling room service. I'm kind of hungry."

"That's not what Tiger would do."

"What would Tiger do?"

"He would make love to me again."

The man shrugs and comes back to bed and they make love again.

Again he walks to the phone, and again she tells him that is not what Tiger would do.

They make love yet again.

After making love the third time, the man is tired; he walks to the phone and she says:

"Are you calling room service?" to which the man replies,

"No, I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what par this hole is.

That's an old Arnold Palmer joke, via Tiger Woods version.

[ROYC75]

Tiger showed the world he was a good swinger.

[gblowfish]

Forgive him, Jesus!
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[The Rick]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart
and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would
keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

[TigerPig]

I just like the one where Tiger has now officially changed his name to Cheetah (Cheat-ah).

[arrowheadnation]

Last year during his knee injury was the only time anyone has ever seen Tiger limp.

[RealSNR]

Did you hear about the one time that Tiger Woods found that mysterious white substance on the field at One Arrowhead Drive?

[Rain Man]

Did you hear about the one time that Tiger Woods found that mysterious white substance on the field at One Arrowhead Drive?

It turned out that it was two of his teeth.

[Demonpenz]

Did you hear who the new coach for the vikings is?
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