How many times?

[El Jefe]

Ok I was reading some posts in the best friend of an opposite sex thread, and came across a post I found intriguing.
"I've probably had sex more than 1,000 times" from our very own El borracho. Im curious to get a CP feedback on this, is this a believable number? To me it seems unfathomable, unless you've been married for a long time. I'm not naive, I understand very few wait until marriage these days, but these numbers seem a little high to me?(also I have no idea how old Boraccho is FTR)

So, my question being, "What would you guestimate the number of times you have had sex to be, and how many partners have you had"? Seems like a brash question to ask, but this is CP. I find this place to be fascinating with the amount of delinquency that has been partaken in by CP members.

["Bob" Dobbs]

I'll buy the 1000 number. I'm probably around there as well, although it's mainly because I'm old. As far as the number of partners, it's certainly somewhere above 70 or so. I was kinda a manslut.

[Bill Lundberg]

It's not that inconceivable. Now if he had said 1000 women it would be a little less believable. I'm 34 and have been "doing the deed" for 19 years. If you average that to just once a week that's 988 times. Mostly has to do with your age and if you are in a long term relationship or not.

[seclark]

it can be done if you just keep plugging away at it.
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[Redrum_69]

It's not that inconceivable. Now if he had said 1000 women it would be a little less believable. I'm 34 and have been "doing the deed" for 19 years. If you average that to just once a week that's 988 times. Mostly has to do with your age and if you are in a long term relationship or not.




holy shit man, its more like once or twice a day

[Bugeater]

It's not outrageous at all, just doing it once a week over a 20 year period will get you past that number.

[ClevelandBronco]

Ok I was reading some posts in the best friend of an opposite sex thread, and came across a post I found intriguing.
"I've probably had sex more than 1,000 times" from our very own El borracho. Im curious to get a CP feedback on this, is this a believable number? To me it seems unfathomable, unless you've been married for a long time...

It's even more unfathomable if you've been married a long time.

[Bugeater]

I thought that dipshit Redrum was leaving and going off the grid. What an asswipe.

[Redrum_69]

I thought that dipshit Redrum was leaving and going off the grid. What an asswipe.


your mom should have swallowed instead of fingering your way to the top

[el borracho]

No special trick to it- I'm 39 years old and I tend to get into long-term relationships.

[DiaperBoy27]

I've been in a 2+ year relationship. We see eachother about 3 times a week, and we get down, I'd guess, an average of twice every time we see eachother. Sometimes once, but sometimes 3 or 4 times per day.

So, 2 x 52 x 3 x 2 = 624.

[Redrum_69]

I've been in a 2+ year relationship. We see eachother about 3 times a week, and we get down, I'd guess, an average of twice every time we see eachother. Sometimes once, but sometimes 3 or 4 times per day.

So, 2 x 52 x 3 x 2 = 624.


nice math...heres some more for you.

your mom and I wear matching t-shirts that say "34.5" and when we're together we equal 69...

[Earthling]

Masturbation count? Then yes....

[gblowfish]

Masturbation count? Then yes....

Sperm banks will pay big bucks for a quality donation.
You've let thousands of dollars slip through your fingers...

[RAWR]

1K is very phatomable even for a non-married bachelor. Sometimes a man gets froggy and drops 5 bombs in a night and sometimes the womans froggy and don't let you near it for a month. Depends on who your wrastlin with I guess.

[Rooster]

I have had sex 1,083 times but only urninated 784... I'm weird like that.

[Rooster]

Sperm banks will pay big bucks for a quality donation.
You've let thousands of dollars slip through your fingers...

ROFLROFL Have you ever considered working in marketing for a sperm bank? That line would make a great radio ad. :)

[Mr. Laz]

1,000 = easy
1,000 with different women = hard

[jidar]

I've got to be well over 1000 but I've been married for 15 years.

[wutamess]

nice math...heres some more for you.

your mom and I wear matching t-shirts that say "34.5" and when we're together we equal 69...

ROFLROFLROFL

[Inspector]

1000?

Big deal. You must be really young.

[Bearcat]

1000?

Big deal. You must be really young.

Feel free to add one more and go f*** yourself.






Sorry, that was out of line.

[rambleonthruthefog]

married for 4 years and dating for 7. so thats 52 weeks X 7yrs X sex bout 3times/week = sex with my wife 1092 times. it was 10 times a week for the first year and bout 2 times/week in the 7th(3 kids). i'm 30 yrs old, and i figure sex 1000 times per decade aint bad.

[teedubya]

This guy who did the OP is like Simply Red Jr. Good Lord, could his threads be full of more weak sauce? I think not. It's a weak sauce-a-thon.

[Gonzo]

I have had intercourse at least 2,730 times.
That's an average of 3.5 times a week for 15 years.


I have also had about 700 BJ's, and 50 handies, (she doesn't like handies as much).

[Abba-Dabba]

62 times for me since Nov. 08. That doesn't include anytime it was just oral. It's been fairly slow.

[Lumpy]

I have had intercourse at least 2,730 times.
That's an average of 3.5 times a week for 15 years.


I have also had about 700 BJ's, and 50 handies, (she doesn't like handies as much).

You sumbitch! Who is she?!





:D

[Gonzo]

You sumbitch! Who is she?!





:D

Flopnuts...

:(

[Mr. Plow]

(she doesn't like handies as much).

It's all about being with the right guy - believe me, she likes them a lot.

[Lumpy]

Flopnuts...

:(

ROFL

That's ok then.

[Gonzo]

It's all about being with the right guy - believe me, she likes them a lot.

I figured someone would take the opportunity to make a remark such as this.

Imagine my "surprise" when it was you.

[Mr. Plow]

I figured someone would take the opportunity to make a remark such as this.

Imagine my "surprise" when it was you.


LOL. Check your rep.

[TigerPig]

Ok I was reading some posts in the best friend of an opposite sex thread, and came across a post I found intriguing.
"I've probably had sex more than 1,000 times" from our very own El borracho. Im curious to get a CP feedback on this, is this a believable number? To me it seems unfathomable, unless you've been married for a long time. I'm not naive, I understand very few wait until marriage these days, but these numbers seem a little high to me?(also I have no idea how old Boraccho is FTR)

So, my question being, "What would you guestimate the number of times you have had sex to be, and how many partners have you had"? Seems like a brash question to ask, but this is CP. I find this place to be fascinating with the amount of delinquency that has been partaken in by CP members.

I dated a girl for 3 years that was every day... So that's 1,000. I'm not that old, but you just have to find a horny girl.

Me personally am not about the amount of times I've had sex as much as I am about with how many women. I want to get to 100... I don't know if I'll make it, but if I date one girl every month and hook up randomly a few times a year I should be there in around 6-7 years!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I have had intercourse at least 2,730 times.
That's an average of 3.5 times a week for 15 years.


I have also had about 700 BJ's, and 50 handies, (she doesn't like handies as much).

You sumbitch! Who is she?!





:D

Flopnuts...

:(

WTF? :cuss:

[DJ's left nut]

Exceedingly doable, especially if you were together in college.

College students go at it like bunnies. My wife (then girlfriend) were together all through college but she was a year behind, so it was only 3 years together.

During that time, you're probably looking at 4-5 times/wk. Bored? Have sex. Don't feel like studying? Have sex. Drunk? Didn't burn the apartment down making dinner? Had a successful bowel movement? All viable reasons for college kids to have sex when there are none of the standard 'one-nighter' risks involved.

So conservatively that's 200 times/yr for 3 years. We've been married for 5 years post-college at a clip of probably about twice/week (newlywed year gives that a fair bump). So there's another 500.

So by my late 20s, I'm fairly certain I've hit the 1000 threshhold.

Anyone that says 1000 women is FOS, but 1000 times is extremely reasonable.

[Lumpy]

WTF? :cuss:

What? LMAO

[RJ]

The math tells me I would have done that by the age of 30. Not that it matters, but I'm fairly certain that's true.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

What? LMAO

I'd think of something witty to say here, but your avatar leaves me mesmorized every time.

[Gonzo]

WTF? :cuss:

Why must you always deny your feelings for me big guy?

You, me, a half empty bottle of Chiraz; wearing nothing but our black socks while struggling on a pleather couch...



;)

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Why must you always deny your feelings for me big guy?

You, me, a half empty bottle of Chiraz; wearing nothing but our black socks while struggling on a pleather couch...



;)

You forgot about the afternoon of frolicking Mr. Hunter man!!!

http://www.methodshop.com/video/reviews/freddygotfingered/DeerDance.jpg

[Gonzo]

You forgot about the afternoon of frolicking Mr. Hunter man!!!

http://www.methodshop.com/video/reviews/freddygotfingered/DeerDance.jpg

ROFL...


"Daddy would you like some sausage?"

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ROFL...


"Daddy Gonzo would you like some sausage?"

What?

[Gonzo]

What?

That was my obscure, "Freddy got fingered" reference...

This is getting uncomfortably ghey, even for me.

Next thing you know, I'll be bar-hopping with Buck.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

That was my obscure, "Freddy got fingered" reference...

This is getting uncomfortably ghey, even for me.

Next thing you know, I'll be bar-hopping with Buck.

LMAO You started it, homo. And I knew the reference, but I know you love your sausage.

http://jgarrigan.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/freddy-got-fingered1.jpg

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Gonzo got fingered.

[Bearcat]

I had no idea Mr. Flopnuts and Gonzo would the whole thing, yet Lumpy says it would be weird if Gonzo had female friends...

[Big Dog]

Hmmm...interesting math on this.

Wife and I have been happily married over 16 years. If (and that's a big IF) we averaged 3 times a week that would be:

3 x 52 x 16 = 2496

Now 2 times a week is probably a lot closer on average so that's:

2 x 52 x 16 = 1664


All of that without counting the pre marital years.

[Gonzo]

I had no idea Mr. Flopnuts and Gonzo would the whole thing, yet Lumpy says it would be weird if Gonzo had female friends...

I know... She's seen me the whole thing too. She said it was impressive. Wait, wut?
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[Mr. Flopnuts]

ROFL This thread has a very latent feel to it.

[luv]

How many partners?

10

How many times?

I'd guess 80.

[Donger]

Vaginal intercourse? Three women total.

Probably 1000+

[Mr. Flopnuts]

How many partners?

10

How many times?

I'd guess 80.

No offense, but you need to get stuffed.

Vaginal intercourse? Three women total.

Probably 1000+

Did you marry at 15?

[Donger]

Did you marry at 15?

No.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

No.

That's not very many partners. You seem like a suave guy. I just assumed you married very young.

[Donger]

That's not very many partners. You seem like a suave guy. I just assumed you married very young.

I've always been more of a quality versus quantity type person.

[TigerPig]

I've always been more of a quality versus quantity type person.

I'm the total opposite...lol. And not so much quantity of sex but quantity of women.

The funnest part is getting them into bed. After that all the thrill and chase is gone.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I've always been more of a quality versus quantity type person.

How can you tell the difference between flour and sugar if you've never tried flour?

[luv]

No offense, but you need to get stuffed.



There's a news flash.

[Donger]

How can you tell the difference between flour and sugar if you've never tried flour?

Imagination.

[TigerPig]

There's a news flash.

A girl who admits she needs to get stuffed and still has only had sex with ten guys... how old are you, 16?

BTW this isn't an insult, its a joke. its actually very mature to admit you need some... so many women will just ignore it like having sex is a bad thing.

You need to do more random hook up-ing

[The Franchise]

No offense, but you need to get stuffed.


ROFL

[luv]

A girl who admits she needs to get stuffed and still has only had sex with ten guys... how old are you, 16?

I got a late start. 10 guys in 6 years.

[Donger]

I got a late start. 10 guys in 6 years.

Slut.

[The Franchise]

I got a late start. 10 guys in 6 years.

If I wasn't married.....I'd throw you a bone. :D

[Mr. Flopnuts]

There's a news flash.

That was kind of a dick headed thing to say reflecting on it, but it wasn't my intent. I'll just leave it alone here. Public forum, and who the fuck am I?

[TigerPig]

I got a late start. 10 guys in 6 years.

That's still not very good for quantity. If you date one person a month, that's 12 in ONE YEAR!

[luv]

If I wasn't married.....I'd throw you a bone. :D

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that, I'd be rich.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

If I wasn't married.....I'd throw you a bone. :D

LMAO I almost threw that in, but I'd be leaving myself open to something I don't want to hear. :D

[The Franchise]

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that, I'd be rich.

Hey now....I tried to get you to show me your boobs.....and you wouldn't do it. :D

[The Franchise]

LMAO I almost threw that in, but I'd be leaving myself open to something I don't want to hear. :D

Heh.

I'm waiting.

[luv]

LMAO I almost threw that in, but I'd be leaving myself open to something I don't want to hear. :D

You forget. Women aren't as picky as men. ;)


LMAO

[Donger]

On the plus side, luv, I'll bet you've been cyber-humped over a thousand times here alone.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Heh.

I'm waiting.

Oh, just Luv telling me to stuff myself or something of the sort.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You forget. Women aren't as picky as men. ;)


LMAO

ROFL Luv knew..................

[MOhillbilly]

this thread is fucked.

[luv]

On the plus side, luv, I'll bet you've been cyber-humped over a thousand times here alone.

Like that's an accomplishment. Men only slightly outnumber women here.

[Gonzo]

That's still not very good for quantity. If you date one person a month, that's 12 in ONE YEAR!

Congratulations.

If she kept that up for two years it would be 24!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

this thread is fucked.

This shit happens in far too many threads I enter. I blame me.

[luv]

This shit happens in far too many threads I enter. I blame me.

Heh. I'm pretty sure this one's on me. Time to get back to work.

[The Franchise]

Heh. I'm pretty sure this one's on me. Time to get back to work.

Ummmm....I think they were referring to the ghey Tom Green lovefest that was going on between Gonzo and Flopnuts.

NTTIAWWT

[MOhillbilly]

Congratulations.

If she kept that up for two years it would be 24!

i bet there is an immense selection in her dirty drawer.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Ummmm....I think they were referring to the ghey Tom Green lovefest that was going on between Gonzo and Flopnuts.

NTTIAWWT

If I was a mod, I'd change Gonzo's title to "Bringing teh ghey"

[Gonzo]

If I was a mod, I'd change Gonzo's title to "Bringing teh ghey"

You started it asshole.

Being all sexy and stuff.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You started it asshole.

Being all sexy and stuff.

Oh. Mah bad.

P.S - LMAO Click the thumbnail

[Gonzo]

ROFL

You win.

[burt]

Oh. Mah bad.



GoQueer will now need a cig break......

[MikeMaslowski]

http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae69/mikemaslowski/wilttheslut.jpg

Mike the stilt, doesn't have the same ring to it.

[Skip Towne]

I'm sure 1000 is low for me. I was married for 24 years and spent a year in Korea when I was 22.

[El Jefe]

This guy who did the OP is like Simply Red Jr. Good Lord, could his threads be full of more weak sauce? I think not. It's a weak sauce-a-thon.

I thought it was an interesting topic.

[MOhillbilly]

prolly jerked off ten thousand times plus from the time i was 12 to this morning.

my vision is terrible....:(

[El Jefe]

prolly jerked off ten thousand times plus from the time i was 12 to this morning.

my vision is terrible....:(

ROFL