So, I just took a 2 1/2 hour nap

[luv]

Staying up until past 2AM and getting up at 7AM the past two mornings must have caught up with me. That, and my eyes were heavy from the tears caused by chopping onions to put in my potato soup earlier tonight. Anyway, looks like I'll be up for awhile, so ....

[RealSNR]

Rape?

[luv]

Rape?

Um....sure.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Rape?

Um....sure.

Well there goes that.........

[Hammock Parties]

What the fuck is this thread, luv?

Turning into badgirl?

[luv]

What the fuck is this thread, luv?

Turning into badgirl?

I know. I've been doing so good lately. Sometimes, ya just hafta post about nothing in particular.

[Mecca]

You are up for rape?

You really are a party.

[Hammock Parties]

I know. I've been doing so good lately. Sometimes, ya just hafta post about nothing in particular.

We have a "random thoughts" thread for that.

Terrible, terrible, terrible.

[Bearcat]

What the **** is this thread, luv?

Turning into badgirl?

I think she wants someone to ask her about the potato soup.

[TigerPig]

I think she wants someone to ask her about the potato soup.

Do not talk about the soup or at the person making the soup, or else:

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

[Mecca]

Where's my soup?

[luv]

You are up for rape?

You really are a party.

I wasn't sure how to respond. I've never had anyone offer to rape me before.

LMAO

[RealSNR]

I wasn't sure how to respond. I've never had anyone offer to rape me before.

LMAOIt's only polite to ask first.

[Mecca]

I wasn't sure how to respond. I've never had anyone offer to rape me before.

LMAO

If you offer it's not really rape is it?

[Jerm]

Could've been worse...he might have offered a Bukakke party...

[luv]

I think she wants someone to ask her about the potato soup.

My apartment smells heavenly. Put it on low a couple of hours ago. I'll let it cook a while longer (in crock pot), then I'll turn it down to "keep warm" until tomorrow.

[luv]

If you offer it's not really rape is it?

Depends on my answer, I s'pose.

[TigerPig]

Could've been worse...he might have offered a Bukakke party...

Don't let them fool you... chicks LOVE Bukkake parties!

I actually was on a message forum where the word, "shit" was not starred out, but "bukkake" was. :)

[TigerPig]

My apartment smells heavenly. Put it on low a couple of hours ago. I'll let it cook a while longer (in crock pot), then I'll turn it down to "keep warm" until tomorrow.

Food...meh.

[Mecca]

I went to high school with a girl whos last name was bukkake.

[Bearcat]

My apartment smells heavenly. Put it on low a couple of hours ago. I'll let it cook a while longer (in crock pot), then I'll turn it down to "keep warm" until tomorrow.

I wasn't asking.






j/k, sounds really good... can't remember the last time I had potato soup, actually. :hmmm:

Well, let me know when SNR is done raping you, I might come over for some soup.

[Bugeater]

Damn, as usual I'm late to the rape party.

[luv]

Food...meh.

So, food doesn't excite you either.

[Lumpy]

Did somebody say bukkake? :D

[luv]

Damn, as usual I'm late to the rape party.

Wait, wouldn't that be considered a gang bang?

[Bearcat]

Damn, as usual I'm late to the rape party.

It's getting a little crowded, but there's always room in the back.

[TigerPig]

So, food doesn't excite you either.

Things excite me! But food isn't one of them. It keeps me alive, nothing more.

I do for the most part try to stay mellow, but I'm still human. But not from food.

[luv]

It's getting a little crowded, but there's always room in the back.

ROFL

That is so wrong.

[TigerPig]

It's getting a little crowded, but there's always room in the back.

This reminds me of Old School:

"Yeah, so, I'm here for the gangbang?"

[luv]

Did somebody say bukkake? :D

I think it just became an orgy.

[TigerPig]

Did somebody say bukkake? :D

Bukkake is a wonderful, wonderful thing. Not only is it still highly offensive to some, and mildy offensive to most, but its super-fun to say!!!

[Jerm]

:dom:

[TigerPig]

I think it just became an orgy.

Do you know what bukkake is? If not, I would look it up.

Your life will change, probably for the better! :shake:

[Hammock Parties]

*flex*

http://i48.tinypic.com/2ujshhv.jpg

[Lumpy]

I think it just became an orgy.

LMAO Nah, I'm headed off to bed. Just posted so it would be easier to catch up later on all the fun.

Goodnight all.

[Bearcat]

So, food doesn't excite you either.

Oh, and I prefer not to excite women over the internet... I'd much rather be able to see the disappointment in their eyes.

[Mecca]

How can anyone be going to bed already.

[Bugeater]

How can anyone be going to bed already.
Some people have jobs, Mecca.

[Mecca]

It's Friday!

[luv]

Do you know what bukkake is? If not, I would look it up.

Your life will change, probably for the better! :shake:

I know what it is. Seeing as how another woman entered the picture, I'm not the only woman. More than one sexual act being performed in the same room at the same time is an orgy, right?

God, I sound ignorant.

[luv]

LMAO Nah, I'm headed off to bed. Just posted so it would be easier to catch up later on all the fun.

Goodnight all.

Sleep well.

[RealSNR]

I love how I turned luv's outlet to tell her boring little story into a rape thread. Who doesn't love one of those? Go me.
:D

[Jerm]

I know what it is. Seeing as how another woman entered the picture, I'm not the only woman. More than one sexual act being performed in the same room at the same time is an orgy, right?

God, I sound ignorant.

Don't play innocent with us...like you don't know...

ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

Oh, and I prefer not to excite women over the internet...

http://i45.tinypic.com/2e301td.gif

[luv]

Don't play innocent with us...like you don't know...

ROFL

I'm probably not nearly as experienced as I sound sometimes.

[Mecca]

Luv probably knows far more than she lets on.

[TigerPig]

I know what it is.
So be honest with me... women love it, right? :D

Luv probably knows far more than she lets on.
Most women do. They also act grossed out when they're really turned on because they're, "supposed to."

You'd be surprised what you can get away with sexually when it comes to certain women. At least I was when I started to try with the few girls I have persuaded. I basically kept going until I got slapped or told, "no." And by the end of it, I was doing some freaky shit! :)

[luv]

So be honest with me... women love it, right? :D


Most women do. They also act grossed out when they're really turned on because they're, "supposed to."

You'd be surprised what you can get away with sexually when it comes to certain women. At least I was when I started to try with the few girls I have persuaded. I basically kept going until I got slapped or told, "no." And by the end of it, I was doing some freaky shit! :)

I think women are more curious than they let on. Probably more curious than they're willing to even admit to themselves.

And I wouldn't know if I like it or not. Never done it.

[luv]

How in the world did we get on this topic? I'm blaming SNR. This was supposed to be a boring, overlooked thread about potato soup.....or sleeping.

[Mecca]

At least I can say I never offered to bukkake luv.

[luv]

At least I can say I never offered to bukkake luv.

Should I be flattered?

[Mr. Kotter]

How you doin' luv? Hope the holidays treated you well. :toast:

[TigerPig]

How in the world did we get on this topic? I'm blaming SNR. This was supposed to be a boring, overlooked thread about potato soup.....or sleeping.

Bukkake soup?

[Mecca]

Should I be flattered?

You should!

I try to be a bit classier in my pickup lines.

[RealSNR]

How in the world did we get on this topic? I'm blaming SNR. This was supposed to be a boring, overlooked thread about potato soup.....or sleeping.Woah woah woah... I said one word. Scratch that, I didn't even do that. I put a question mark at the end. I was SUGGESTING one word. You guys took off and ran with it.

[luv]

How you doin' luv? Hope the holidays treated you well. :toast:

They did! Christmas was pretty uneventful, as I was on call for work, and I stayed in and got drunk NYE. Can't complain too much. Hope yours were good.

[TigerPig]

Woah woah woah... I said one word. Scratch that, I didn't even do that. I put a question mark at the end. I was SUGGESTING one word. You guys took off and ran with it.

I am trying to set a record for saying the word bukkake the most in a single thread on an internet message board... that isn't a porn site.

I still think luv in reality made bukkake soup instead of potato.

[luv]

I am trying to set a record for saying the word bukkake the most in a single thread on an internet message board... that isn't a porn site.

I still think luv in reality made bukkake soup instead of potato.

Then, what are the big chunks?

[TigerPig]

Then, what are the big chunks?

:rolleyes: Really? REALLY? You're going to set me up like that?

Okay, here it goes... The big chunks are the dried up stuff from the bukkake party last week.

[Mecca]

Then, what are the big chunks?

I stopped bye.

[Hammock Parties]

You guys wanna hear a funny story about luv and the bash?

[luv]

You guys wanna hear a funny story about luv and the bash?

Oh god.


Probably not.

[luv]

:rolleyes: Really? REALLY? You're going to set me up like that?

Okay, here it goes... The big chunks are the dried up stuff from the bukkake party last week.

So, I have these weekly? I'm much more fascinating in your fantasy world.

[Mecca]

All I ever learned about luv and the bash was based on the size of her bra her boobs are large.

[Mr. Kotter]

They did! Christmas was pretty uneventful, as I was on call for work, and I stayed in and got drunk NYE. Can't complain too much. Hope yours were good.

Good considering all that's goin' on in life, right now; can't complain. Life is good, God is good, and life is a gift. Hang in there kid.

[luv]

Why do I think I'm about to regret starting this thread?

Considering I had sedated and Bearcat taking tons of pictures on my camera, so that I'd be able to "remember" the night....

[TigerPig]

So, I have these weekly? I'm much more fascinating in your fantasy world.

LOL To be truthful, I'm just typing. I have such a sort attention span I type words without ever thinking about them.

I think I'm done talking about multisperming a chick, though.

[Hammock Parties]

OK, so at this year's bash, like a loser, I go to bed at like midnight. Everyone else is up partying and crap. I sleep in Nzoner's office downstairs, on his couch.

Everything goes quietly through the night apart from the sound of people raising upstairs. I wake up at like 6 and come upstairs, get ready, leave.

On the way to the game I check my phone messages. Luv has my number. I have a message from luv:

"I want your body."

It was sent at like 3 AM.

Anyway, apparently sedated was messing with her phone. I laughed my ass off in the car on the way to the game, though. Good times.

[Bugeater]

Why do I think I'm about to regret starting this thread?

Considering I had sedated and Bearcat taking tons of pictures on my camera, so that I'd be able to "remember" the night....
Not sure what you're complaining about, I think I had the most embarrassing pic from last year's bash.

[Bearcat]

LOL To be truthful, I'm just typing. I have such a sort attention span I type words without ever thinking about them.

I think I'm done talking about multisperming a chick, though.

Congratulations, you're the first person in the world to ever use the word multisperming (http://www.google.com/search?q=multisperming). Your results should show up at Google shortly.

[Bearcat]

Not sure what you're complaining about, I think I had the most embarrassing pic from last year's bash.

Yeah, there weren't any pre-duct taped pants pictures, so I'm good...

[Bugeater]

Congratulations, you're the first person in the world to ever use the word multisperming (http://www.google.com/search?q=multisperming). Your results should show up at Google shortly.
Well that will be a nice thing for DaFace to see in the next analytics report. I'm sure he'll be proud.

[luv]

OK, so at this year's bash, like a loser, I go to bed at like midnight. Everyone else is up partying and crap. I sleep in Nzoner's office downstairs, on his couch.

Everything goes quietly through the night apart from the sound of people raising upstairs. I wake up at like 6 and come upstairs, get ready, leave.

On the way to the game I check my phone messages. Luv has my number. I have a message from luv:

"I want your body."

It was sent at like 3 AM.

Anyway, apparently sedated was messing with her phone. I laughed my ass off in the car on the way to the game, though. Good times.

WTF? You were in my car on the way to the game that morning, and you didn't say anything about it...lol.

That doesn't suprise me though. When I took my laptop to the bash the year prior, sedated wanted to "check his email". I get back on it a while later to find that he'd been posting on here under my login. Sly prick.....LMAO

I wonder if he's the one who put a crack in the face of my phone.

[luv]

Not sure what you're complaining about, I think I had the most embarrassing pic from last year's bash.

HA! You were the one showing off your boobs!

I'll be kind and not post the picture, but you all are welcome to look through my bash album in my profile...lol.

[Mecca]

You know Luv has been trying to get me to go to a CP gathering for awhile...is that because no one has met me?

[Bugeater]

You know Luv has been trying to get me to go to a CP gathering for awhile...is that because no one has met me?
Have you really not met a single person from here?

[Hammock Parties]

WTF? You were in my car on the way to the game that morning, and you didn't say anything about it...lol.


I did actually, you laughed about it.

[Mecca]

Nope.

[SLAG]

Nope.

Even I have met people from on here

[Mecca]

I'm particular

[Mr. Kotter]

Nope.

Not true. I've been to Hootie-and-the-Blowfish....three times now, I think. Front rows even.

Admit it; you are the bass player. :hmmm:

;)

[TigerPig]

I'm particular

I'm thinking you have the right idea... What fun is being a prick online, saying obscene things and insulting nice people, if you have to be held accountable?

[Bugeater]

I'm anti-social
This.

[luv]

I did actually, you laughed about it.

Oh. Well. I was also still drunk from drinking until 4AM and sleeping for only three hours.

[Mecca]

LOL, It's best I don't meet some people from here because I'd be like yea you're a jackass.

[Mr. Kotter]

LOL, It's best I don't meet some people from here because I'd be like yea you're a jackass.

Admit it...

[Bugeater]

LOL, It's best I don't meet some people from here because I'd be like yea you're a jackass.
Oh shit don't worry about it, people tell me that all the time.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm here for the gangbang?

OK, this is what we want! We are a young married couple, she is 26, slim, short hair (currently red), beautiful, nice boobs, tight firm ass and hot as fuck! She is a former teen model that has never done anything wild in her life. So this is the plan. Saturday night, January 16th we will be renting a suite at the Marriott Hobby Airport. She is going to be Gang Banged by as many guys that show up!

We've talked about this for a very long time, it's her biggest fantasy in life to do this and I'm OK with it. She is looking for clean, drug and disease free guys, under 38 years old, white or Latino or Asian, in shape and preferably attractive. You need to send pics and a little info about yourself. You will also need to give me your phone sometime before the gangbang so I can call you to make sure you are going to show up and also to give you the room number once we check into the hotel. This is the "chance of a lifetime" to participate in a wild, sexy night because she is a HOTTIE that loves sex!!

Don't ask me to send you pics because it aint happening. You can see perfectly well what she looks like from the pics I've posted. I know most guys like to sit in front of the computer staring at pics while they play with their cock. (I do to sometimes) But for this night we only want guys that will show up and want REAL sex.
OK guys, see you next Saturday!
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[TigerPig]

I know most guys like to sit in front of the computer staring at pics while they play with their cock. (I do to sometimes)

ROFL

[SLAG]

You can stick it in as many girls butts as you want mecca-
heck i'll even join ya

[luv]

LOL, It's best I don't meet some people from here because I'd be like yea you're a jackass.

You have preconceived notions of what people on here would be like. It's understandable really. This is a place for escape. Safety behind a keyboard.

There are several people on here who don't care for OTW. He's a great guy to hang out with though. It's hard to read a person correctly whe you can't see the expression on their face or hear it in their voice.

I just like to be social. I love being around people, and I love taking road trips. I've been able to do a lot more of that thanks to functions.

Some people prefer that they're escape remains more of a mystery. Nothing wrong with that.

[Mecca]

Plus I'm afraid someone would try to chop off my mane.

[luv]

Plus I'm afraid someone would try to chop off my mane.

You worry too much.

[luv]

You worry too much.

Shit, did I just say that to someone else? Wow.

[Mecca]

Shit, did I just say that to someone else? Wow.

LOL, are you saying that I'm like you...uh oh.

[luv]

LOL, are you saying that I'm like you...uh oh.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

If you gonna hold me down 'cos I'm coming for the crown,
I'm gonna stand my ground and be the best pound for pound.
Cos I'm
Ready, Ready, Ready for the fight, yes I'm,
Ready, Ready, Ready for the fight, yes I'm,
Ready

[Titty Meat]

Late night newdz?

[luv]

Late night newdz?

No one is nude.


At least that I'm aware of.

[Jenson71]

No one is nude.


At least that I'm aware of.

There are a group of us who only post entirely nude.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I can already tell Mecca would get along with anyone he wanted too. I'm going to the bash this year unless something crazy happens. Thank about it bro. If not, I'll still bring some Seattle chronic and look you up.

[T-post Tom]

Some people prefer that they're escape remains more of a mystery. Nothing wrong with that.

Indeed. Why spoil the mystery?

[Jenson71]

I gave up pop for one of those New Year's Resolution things. I did it two years ago. But right now, I know there's a Barq's Root Beer in the garage fridge and fuck the world, I want it. I know it's really trendy to say shit about pop like "Ew, pop, I haven't had that stuff in like, like 2 years." Well, great for fucking you. Aren't you just the sweet little cosmopolitan, Bobo whose life goal is to sound like one of those New York Times Just Married features. I like pop. I like Root Beer. I know it's bad for me. But I like it a lot.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm here for the gangbang?

Oh shit. GC is about to be number 140.

[T-post Tom]

I gave up pop for one of those New Year's Resolution things. I did it two years ago. But right now, I know there's a Barq's Root Beer in the garage fridge and **** the world, I want it. I know it's really trendy to say shit about pop like "Ew, pop, I haven't had that stuff in like, like 2 years." Well, great for ****ing you. Aren't you just the sweet little cosmopolitan, Bobo whose life goal is to sound like one of those New York Times Just Married features. I like pop. I like Root Beer. I know it's bad for me. But I like it a lot.

Ha, reminds me of Jim Gaffigan's bit:

Vegetarians: “I haven’t had meat in 5 years.”
Gaffigan: "I haven’t had a banana in month – you don’t see me bragging."