highlights from my day off

[Demonpenz]

I am entering Gochiefs territory here, but I figure those of you (reaper) who are fans of me would like my covo's with ladies off the internet.

[Demonpenz]

oh fuck that is crazy

[2:10:14 pm]splitlipbee:lot of stuff is.

[2:10:29 pm]Raphael1980:you would think they would want to rock that shit

[2:10:44 pm]Raphael1980:but bandmates have a strange bond

[2:10:48 pm]splitlipbee:i think it's to hard for them.

[2:11:05 pm]Raphael1980:because of travel and time spent learning crazy instruments and of course music is bad ass

[2:11:06 pm]splitlipbee:and they need to move on

[2:11:24 pm]Raphael1980:so do they sound like nickleback? I love nickleback

[2:11:42 pm]splitlipbee:god no.

[2:11:57 pm]Raphael1980:I named my kid after the lead singer of nickleback

[2:12:28 pm]splitlipbee:i dont really dig nickleback

[2:12:44 pm]Raphael1980:nickleback is the greatest band on earth, maybe even america

[2:13:15 pm]splitlipbee:disagree.

[2:13:40 pm]Raphael1980:nickleback became the first band since the beatles to have 10 straight gold #1's In america
[2:15:40 pm]Raphael1980 Nickleback played for obama right after he was elected making nickleback the most important band in civil rights history

[Demonpenz]

38/F/Straight0% match / 0% enemy.
[1:52:19 pm]Raphael1980:do you like split lip rayfield?

[1:59:19 pm]splitlipbee:of course. i got a tattoo right after kirk passed away, its the album cover from "should have seen it coming"

[2:03:45 pm]Raphael1980:that is cool

[2:03:55 pm]Raphael1980:i don't know the band members or anything and I am sorry for your loss

[2:04:18 pm]Raphael1980:I just know my name is Raphael and my nickname is Rayfield so I see the shits HEY RAYFIELD and I laugh

[2:04:26 pm]splitlipbee:thanks. he was / is an awesome guy. very inspiring

[2:05:29 pm]splitlipbee:funny. so your not a split lip rayfield fan?

[2:05:31 pm]Raphael1980:how did he go? and what did he play?

[2:06:58 pm]splitlipbee:he had esophageal cancer. he played up til the end. he'd said hold on for a sec, and go back stage, take a morphine shot, and come back and finish the show. he loved what he did, and loved his fans. he gave it is all

[2:07:07 pm]splitlipbee:he sang and played guitar

[2:08:06 pm]Raphael1980:arg

[2:08:09 pm]Raphael1980:that's some bullshit

[2:09:06 pm]splitlipbee:yeah. sad to see him go. but the band still lives on. out of respect for kirk, they dont play any of the songs he wrote except for one.

[2:09:39 pm]Raphael1980:oh fuck that is crazy

[2:10:14 pm]splitlipbee:lot of stuff is.

[2:10:29 pm]Raphael1980:you would think they would want to rock that shit

[2:10:44 pm]Raphael1980:but bandmates have a strange bond

[2:10:48 pm]splitlipbee:i think it's to hard for them.

[2:11:05 pm]Raphael1980:because of travel and time spent learning crazy instruments and of course music is bad ass

[2:11:06 pm]splitlipbee:and they need to move on

[2:11:24 pm]Raphael1980:so do they sound like nickleback? I love nickleback

[2:11:42 pm]splitlipbee:god no.

[2:11:57 pm]Raphael1980:I named my kid after the lead singer of nickleback

[2:12:28 pm]splitlipbee:i dont really dig nickleback

[2:12:44 pm]Raphael1980:nickleback is the greatest band on earth, maybe even america

[2:13:15 pm]splitlipbee:disagree.

[2:13:40 pm]Raphael1980:nickleback became the first band since the beatles to have 10 straight gold #1's In america

[2:13:54 pm]splitlipbee:split lip describs themselves as bluegrass/metal/ghettotech

[2:14:03 pm]splitlipbee:still dont dig em

[2:14:41 pm]splitlipbee:have u seen squidbillies

[2:15:14 pm]Raphael1980:no?

[2:15:18 pm]Raphael1980:bluegrass band?

[2:15:38 pm]splitlipbee:adult swim show. split lip rayfield does the music

[2:15:47 pm]Raphael1980:splitlipp is def in the ALT COUNTRY genra

[2:16:02 pm]Raphael1980:damn good for those guys

[2:16:05 pm]splitlipbee:sort of in a weird hillbilly way

[2:16:29 pm]Raphael1980:how do you shorten their name?

[2:16:37 pm]splitlipbee:splitlip

[2:16:39 pm]splitlipbee:slr

[2:16:47 pm]Raphael1980:slr is fine!

[2:16:54 pm]Raphael1980:they have def earned whatever they get

[2:17:09 pm]splitlipbee:true that.

[2:17:22 pm]Raphael1980:the emergence of bands like them have left scensters confused

[2:17:43 pm]Raphael1980:because we got country folk who love the banjo's hippie people and rockabilly (SP?) loving them

[2:17:51 pm]splitlipbee:are u confused

[2:18:10 pm]splitlipbee:but a lot of people who love them hate country

[2:18:23 pm]splitlipbee:it more a hippie rockabilly thing

[2:18:54 pm]Raphael1980:yeah but it is DEF COUNTRY

[2:19:01 pm]Raphael1980:like not today's country

[2:19:03 pm]splitlipbee:no way

[2:19:07 pm]Raphael1980:but the way country started

[2:19:39 pm]splitlipbee:i guess i dont know shit about country to have any say in that

[2:20:05 pm]Raphael1980:yeah that was a wierd comment for me to say

[2:20:18 pm]Raphael1980:I am used to arguing song structures all night because I am a music nerd

[2:20:52 pm]splitlipbee:music nerds are cool

[2:20:53 pm]Raphael1980:i just think they pick and grin like mountain music

[2:21:04 pm]splitlipbee:i cant live w/out it

[2:21:10 pm]Raphael1980:i herd that

[2:21:31 pm]splitlipbee:mountain music. then you would have to be talking about mountain sprout. ha

[2:21:57 pm]Raphael1980:is that a nickleback song?

[2:22:19 pm]Raphael1980:i am kidding about the nickleback nonsense btw

[2:22:26 pm]splitlipbee:ha. another backass bluegrass band

[2:22:44 pm]splitlipbee:all of nickleback nonsense? or just some of it

[2:23:21 pm]Raphael1980:i dunno they are alright, they don't deserve the hate they get, but whatever they are billionaires

[2:23:54 pm]splitlipbee:good for them. i dont hate. just dont care to listen to them

[2:24:18 pm]Raphael1980:yeah, i just think it is fun to go on chat sites and be like

[2:24:25 pm]Raphael1980:OMGDO YOU LOVE NICKLEBACK? I DO!

[2:24:47 pm]splitlipbee:does it get u anywhere?

[2:25:00 pm]Raphael1980:sometimes

[2:25:04 pm]Raphael1980:with the guys atleast

[2:25:12 pm]splitlipbee:2 funny

[2:25:24 pm]Raphael1980:;)

[2:26:11 pm]Raphael1980:I don't even know how to actually talk to girls on here

[2:26:24 pm]splitlipbee:u are doing it

[2:26:27 pm]Raphael1980:I ask some girls out to watch monster trucks but they are like "I gotta wash my hair"

[2:26:40 pm]Raphael1980:I am like bitch Bigfoot and grave digger will be there!

[2:26:46 pm]splitlipbee:then they are dumb

[2:27:05 pm]splitlipbee:grave digger is better then bigfoot

[2:29:28 pm]Raphael1980:they are both equally awesome

[2:29:37 pm]splitlipbee:nope

[NewChief]

ROFL

The band she talks about besides SLR, Mountain Sprout, is from around here.

[Consistent1]

Take urself seriously much....jeez!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO U cakn patna!

[Bugeater]

That shit is way too hard to read. :shake:

[NewChief]

You're sort of all over the place with the persona, though. At times you act like you don't know anything about SLR, then you'll describe them as Alt country and such.

[Demonpenz]

how is your day going?

[2:35:14 pm]Arianis:it's going alright

[2:35:17 pm]Arianis:you?

[2:35:44 pm]raphael1980:You know what I Like about you? you don't care that I drive an awesome car or have an awesome apt, you like me me, sure my hair is spikey and awesome, but you are like, I like this dudes SOUL

[Demonpenz]

You're sort of all over the place with the persona, though. At times you act like you don't know anything about SLR, then you'll describe them as Alt country and such.

i know I an penzing them ...duh ;)

[Demonpenz]

I do tend to only care about the person...not their materialistic assets

[2:36:55 pm]raphael1980:yessss

[2:37:18 pm]raphael1980:I may have driven bigfoot to the dirt championchip of 87 but you don't care about any of that

[Demonpenz]

did you take that test on "how big of a nickleback fan are you?" on facebook?

[2:39:51 pm]Arianis:nope

[2:39:57 pm]Arianis:I don't do app tests on facebook

[2:40:04 pm]raphael1980:you probably would get like a 25% then

[Demonpenz]

you ready for nickleback?

[3:16:33 pm]MissDecay:um, no.

[3:16:41 pm]MissDecay:i hate that stupid band.

[3:19:47 pm]raphael1980:ok I just thought maybe we could go

[Demonpenz]

.
[3:16:23 pm]raphael1980:you ready for nickleback?

[3:16:33 pm]MissDecay:um, no.

[3:16:41 pm]MissDecay:i hate that stupid band.

[3:19:47 pm]raphael1980:ok I just thought maybe we could go

[3:20:30 pm]MissDecay:lol. its a nice gesture but i'd honestly rather have my ears gouged out with rusty forks.

[3:21:03 pm]raphael1980:what time should I pick you up?

[Demonpenz]

If you don't want to go that is cool I just thought the way you looked you would love nickleback

[RJ]

In my day we got girls to go out with us by telling them we had a nickel bag of pot, a 6 pack of beer that was still cold and enough gas to ride around for a while. I don't know about you kids today.

[MahiMike]

Raphael1980:nickleback is the greatest band on earth, maybe even america

[Pablo]

Bro, it's obvious you're not gonna get laid from these chicks. Nickelback fans are total sluts.

Be all like: I've heard chicks that like Nickelback give good head. You like Nickelback?

[Demonpenz]

word

[Pablo]

I know a girl that thinks Breaking Benjamin is the modern day Led Zeppelin. She talks about them like they're the most cutting edge band ever to grace the world.

My friends are I were talking about the Billy Joel/Elton John concert and she said "Those guys suck, I saw BB in concert and they were awesome". I'm probably going to wreck her uterus with my stomach stuffer some day for the good of mankind.

[Reaper16]

LMAO

splitlip is right about Grave Digger being better than Bigfoot.

[Demonpenz]

pablo you know I have a drinking problem but I was out at the local watering hole yesterday and bought the band 50 dollars with a drinks because they played at hammerjacks the day before. No guilt AT ALL

[Pablo]

LMAO

splitlip is right about Grave Digger being better than Bigfoot.Fuck that shit.

My brother was a GD fan growing up; and of course, since I'm way more American and bad-ass than my brother I was a Bigfoot fan. And I kicked the shit out of him all the time.

[Demonpenz]

i know but I am never going to get made out with if I am drunk all the time

[4:03:42 pm]raphael1980:terrible!

[4:03:57 pm]sassy_1980:i c

[4:05:33 pm]raphael1980:Terrible

[4:05:41 pm]raphael1980:Do you like nickleback?

[4:06:02 pm]sassy_1980:yeah i do

[4:06:06 pm]sassy_1980:I know a lot of people don't

[4:06:09 pm]raphael1980:hell yes

[4:06:16 pm]raphael1980:alot of people DO

[4:06:26 pm]raphael1980:they wouldn't be playing the fuckin sprint center

[4:06:32 pm]raphael1980:if people didn't

[4:06:36 pm]sassy_1980:right

[|Zach|]

I am entering Gochiefs territory here, but I figure those of you (reaper) who are fans of me would like my covo's with ladies off the internet.

Don't you have a webcam?

There is a lot of demonpenz hilarity to be had if you check this out.

chatroulette.com

[Reaper16]

Fuck that shit.

My brother was a GD fan growing up; and of course, since I'm way more American and bad-ass than my brother I was a Bigfoot fan. And I kicked the shit out of him all the time.
Shut up, Taliban Man. Grave Digger is super-American. Grave Digger = graveyards = The Undertaker = pro wrestling = cans of Hamms littered around a plastic lawn chair on the concrete slab one calls a "back porch" = America.

[Pablo]

pablo you know I have a drinking problem but I was out at the local watering hole yesterday and bought the band 50 dollars with a drinks because they played at hammerjacks the day before. No guilt AT ALLLMAO

God Hammerjacks sucks.

And I don't think there's anything wrong with going out and having a good time with alcohol on the weekends; as long as it doesn't consume all your free time and money. I thought getting away from St. Joe for a weekend would cure my drinking ailment. Turns out getting black-out drunk in CoMo is no better than getting black-out drunk in St. Joe. I'm about to cut back for real.

[Demonpenz]

Don't you have a webcam?

There is a lot of demonpenz hilarity to be had if you check this out.

chatroulette.com

yes sir but I am trying to stay trendy-er than you

[Demonpenz]

LMAO

God Hammerjacks sucks.

And I don't think there's anything wrong with going out and having a good time with alcohol on the weekends; as long as it doesn't consume all your free time and money. I thought getting away from St. Joe for a weekend would cure my drinking ailment. Turns out getting black-out drunk in CoMo is no better than getting black-out drunk in St. Joe. I'm about to cut back for real.

I know, but it was Jerry's bait shop here in lenexa so I was like here is how you get a hit song. G CHORD G CHORD C CHORD yell! and then rake in the pussy, and then for some reason I had a garden weasel in my car and I chased the bouncer around with it

[|Zach|]

yes sir but I am trying to stay trendy-er than you

http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksvoxjVwSV1qzxyl1o1_500.jpg

[Pablo]

I know, but it was Jerry's bait shop here in lenexa so I was like here is how you get a hit song. G CHORD G CHORD C CHORD yell! and then rake in the pussy, and then for some reason I had a garden weasel in my car and I chased the bouncer around with itHave you been in Hammerjacks lately and spent anywhere from $1-20 dollars on the punching machine AND PROVED WHAT KIND OF MAN YOU ARE??

[Demonpenz]

http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksvoxjVwSV1qzxyl1o1_500.jpg

you see my facebook status? poor kitty?

[Demonpenz]

Have you been in Hammerjacks lately and spent anywhere from $1-20 dollars on the punching machine AND PROVED WHAT KIND OF MAN YOU ARE??

I got fucking loaded last week and played a show just a comedy show for some people then went to hammerjacks and lost my debit card. Just dumb ass shit that alcoholics do. Started to yell at some girl for talking on her cell phone outside of snake bite. Just wish I could grow up some days

[TinyEvel]

What's with chatting up the ladies? What about that gal you brought to Joe's?

[-King-]

Ferris Beuler does not approve of this usage of a day off.

[Demonpenz]

I had just gotten back from a 2 week phish concert so I had this long beard that had nacho cheese all over it, god bless Jenna, she was like I don't even care you manly man you! So we made out...this time in booth #3

[Demonpenz]

I asked Jenna To marry me in booth number 2 at taco bandito. So excuse me if I think it is more than a restaurant.

[NewChief]

I had just gotten back from a 2 week phish concert so I had this long beard that had nacho cheese all over it, god bless Jenna, she was like I don't even care you manly man you! So we made out...this time in booth #3

How many times did Phish play Gina and Juice while you were on tour?

[Demonpenz]

How many times did Phish play Gina and Juice while you were on tour?

That's a common mistake, but I think that version was actually done by Molly Hatchet

[Fish]

Split Lip Rayfield is a pretty badass band. I got to know them pretty well in college. They used to play at Auntie Mae's in MHK. Quite often when they played there, they would do an afterhours party at my house. We'd grill steaks and shit at 3am, and party all night. Awesome bunch. Stitchgiver, the gas tank bass, has been at my home.

My avatar is actually album art from a Split Lip album.

[Demonpenz]

"Hi I noticed you moved here for germany Welcome and let me be the first to say USA USA USA YESSSSS MONSTER TRUCKS WHISKEY AND KICKING OTHER COUNTRY'S LAME ASSES"[5:52:48 am]etherealsiren:oh my god!

[Hammock Parties]

You're doing it wrong.

[teedubya]

This thread is like watching two trainwrecks, wreck.

[-King-]

This thread is like watching two trainwrecks, wreck.

I haven't found 1 thing funny in this thread. It pains me.

[Demonpenz]

Raphael1980: seriously I hate sci fi movies i hate scifi other than star wars

[8:22:35 pm]Raphael1980:and star trek 1

[8:22:37 pm]Raphael1980:2

[8:22:37 pm]Raphael1980:4

[8:22:38 pm]Raphael1980:5

[8:22:41 pm]Raphael1980:and 6

[8:22:45 pm]108312:haha

[8:22:47 pm]Raphael1980:battistar galatica

[8:22:54 pm]108312:yup

[8:22:55 pm]Raphael1980:star ship troopers




[8:23:03 pm]Raphael1980:star trek new generation

[8:23:16 pm]Raphael1980:star trek voyager, Stargate, last of the star fighters, The beast master

[Demonpenz]

other than that I fucking hate sci fi

[Hammock Parties]

OK, I should do battle with Demon now. Hold on. In the Star Trek computer voice:

*accessing online dating chatlog*

[Demonpenz]

feel free to get some online ass. I am just trying to be dumb to entertain myself, because no one gets my humor at all

[Hammock Parties]

This one is really hot. I think she was trying to get me out dancing last night.(9:26:52 pm)GOCHIEFS:you could have IM'd me, you know :p

(9:27:06 pm)Kim:lol uhm... I don't know how...

(9:27:14 pm)GOCHIEFS:tsk

(9:27:43 pm)Kim:Okay... I'm embarrassedddddd.....

(9:27:48 pm)GOCHIEFS:why is that
(9:29:23 pm)GOCHIEFS:wait, embarrassed because you didn't know how to IM?

(9:29:32 pm)Kim:yup

(9:29:37 pm)GOCHIEFS:lol...no biggie
(9:29:58 pm)GOCHIEFS:well, i'm a little sad now...because i live in northwest houston

(9:30:05 pm)Kim:so?
(9:30:18 pm)Kim:I go to school in northeast Houston....

(9:30:29 pm)GOCHIEFS:oh, well I guess I'm less sad now

(9:30:35 pm)Kim:lol... good

(9:30:57 pm)Kim:you can't be sad, you're talking to me!

(9:30:57 pm)GOCHIEFS:your friend is taking forever huh?

(9:31:13 pm)Kim:no... we are going out in a little bit.

(9:31:16 pm)GOCHIEFS:yeah i know, i said i was "a little" sad

(9:31:22 pm)Kim:lol

(9:31:35 pm)GOCHIEFS:are you wearing your red heels

(9:31:46 pm)Kim:lol.. purple pumps

(9:31:56 pm)GOCHIEFS:when do the red heels come out

(9:32:04 pm)Kim:uhm... not sure..

(9:33:48 pm)GOCHIEFS:you have facebook?

(9:33:58 pm)Kim:so you are still in school.. yup..
(9:34:05 pm)Kim:what's your full name, I will add you

(9:34:05 pm)GOCHIEFS:nope
(9:34:09 pm)GOCHIEFS:clay
(9:34:52 pm)GOCHIEFS:now you can see some of my horrible fat photos

(9:35:06 pm)Kim:I can't find you

(9:35:25 pm)GOCHIEFS:search for bfett81
(9:35:35 pm)GOCHIEFS:sorry, gochiefs81

(9:36:22 pm)Kim:what's your email.. it's not working

(9:36:36 pm)GOCHIEFS:bfett81@gmail.com

(9:37:17 pm)Kim:you're added

(9:37:35 pm)GOCHIEFS:i feel so special

(9:37:52 pm)Kim:well accept it damnit

(9:37:57 pm)GOCHIEFS:haha

(9:40:01 pm)Kim:Jesus is coming, look busy??

(9:40:11 pm)GOCHIEFS:does that offend you?

(9:40:19 pm)Kim:no.. just don't get it?

(9:40:39 pm)GOCHIEFS:it's a reference to the second coming

(9:40:45 pm)Kim:oh

(9:40:58 pm)GOCHIEFS:and an inside joke actually....

(9:41:05 pm)Kim:tell em
(9:41:07 pm)Kim:me

(9:41:47 pm)GOCHIEFS:eh, about four years ago i used that as my profile pic on a site, and some guy said he was leaving and never returning because i offended him

(9:41:55 pm)Kim:ohhhhh

(9:42:11 pm)GOCHIEFS:a bunch of people laughed at him, it was amusing
(9:42:28 pm)GOCHIEFS:he held true to his word, though
(9:42:28 pm)GOCHIEFS:lol

[Hammock Parties]

Here I am playing internet asshole.



(2:19:54 pm)angelonearth09:hey

(2:21:51 pm)Dean Martin:i have no interest in someone 199 miles away, sorry

(2:22:19 pm)angelonearth09:jerk!

(2:22:47 pm)Dean Martin:I'm a jerk because I have no interest in someone 199 miles away? really?

(2:24:07 pm)angelonearth09:No, that is just an excuse, because I have severe cerebral palsy

(2:24:21 pm)Dean Martin:well, yeah, but I wanted to be nice

(2:24:25 pm)Dean Martin:you weren't...so you can fuck off

*Dean Martin blocked angelonearth09*

[Demonpenz]

oh jesus LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

This one's an oldie, but a goodie.

(10:22:28 pm)GOCHIEFS:hi
(10:44:05 pm)GOCHIEFS:if you would just admit you find me irresistible this would be much easier!

(10:44:35 pm)blondie:fyi that doesn't work with me

(10:46:23 pm)GOCHIEFS:ice cream, perhaps?

(10:46:44 pm)blondie:and what about it

(10:46:58 pm)GOCHIEFS:would that work with you?

(10:48:09 pm)blondie:i like ice cream much better than you asking me if I think you're cute...does that usually work for you?
(10:48:31 pm)blondie:no offense...it's an honest question

(10:49:15 pm)GOCHIEFS:well at least you are talking now ;)

(10:49:41 pm)blondie:true, but you didnt answer my question
(10:50:03 pm)blondie:true, but you didnt answer my question

(10:50:53 pm)GOCHIEFS:would ice cream....um...delight you?

(10:51:32 pm)blondie:are you avoiding my question?

(10:51:40 pm)GOCHIEFS:maybe i missed it
(10:52:00 pm)GOCHIEFS:ah there it is
(10:52:28 pm)GOCHIEFS:well, i always ask

(10:52:52 pm)blondie:jokingly or seriously

(10:53:01 pm)GOCHIEFS:i try not to think too hard about it
(10:53:05 pm)GOCHIEFS:whatever breaks the ice

(10:53:37 pm)blondie:does it work?

(10:53:55 pm)GOCHIEFS:sometimes

(10:55:10 pm)blondie:and did it lead to a serious relationship?

(10:55:24 pm)GOCHIEFS:it led to conversation lol

(10:56:22 pm)blondie:true, but I bet it never led to anything did it?

(10:56:54 pm)GOCHIEFS:i got a few dates, but that's about it

(10:57:40 pm)blondie:b/c the girls that fell for it in the first place never worked out right?

(10:58:31 pm)GOCHIEFS:you make it sound like such deception!

(10:59:18 pm)blondie:no, more like stupidity on the girls' parts..and you're probably smarter than that

(10:59:50 pm)GOCHIEFS:ok, i lied
(11:00:00 pm)GOCHIEFS:you're the first girl i used that on

(11:00:10 pm)blondie:oh really??
(11:00:18 pm)blondie:changing your story now?

(11:00:21 pm)GOCHIEFS:lmao
(11:01:09 pm)GOCHIEFS:i suppose, though i did ask them all about attraction later
(11:04:33 pm)GOCHIEFS:you have great legs, blondie
(11:04:37 pm)GOCHIEFS:good luck

(11:04:42 pm)blondie:thanks, you too

(11:05:45 pm)GOCHIEFS:really? i don't even shave them or anything!

(11:06:25 pm)blondie:very funny
And later (we almost went out, actually):

(11:52:12 pm)GOCHIEFS:the first one i met...she was her photos + 30 lbs

(11:52:56 pm)blondie:yikes!

(11:53:15 pm)GOCHIEFS:ha

(11:53:35 pm)GOCHIEFS:yeah...it was a shock

(11:54:07 pm)blondie:i hope i never meet someone like that

(11:54:57 pm)GOCHIEFS:i've read a hundred identical stories

(11:55:03 pm)GOCHIEFS:it happens ALL the time

(11:55:17 pm)GOCHIEFS:girls meet guys that send them photos that are 10 years old lol

(11:55:20 pm)GOCHIEFS:they show up bald

(11:55:34 pm)blondie:haha...that would be awful!

(12:01:43 am)blondie:well, i gotta go to bed like an old lady

(12:02:15 am)GOCHIEFS:in a nightgown

(12:02:36 am)blondie:no

(12:02:42 am)GOCHIEFS:a big frumpy one

(12:02:50 am)blondie:no

(12:03:28 am)GOCHIEFS:well sleeping naked is always cool

(12:03:48 am)blondie:why yes it is

(12:04:01 am)GOCHIEFS: :eek:

(12:06:06 am)blondie: panties are nuisances

(12:06:52 am)GOCHIEFS:i've got no use for 'em

(12:07:12 am)blondie:glad were on the same page

(12:08:01 am)GOCHIEFS:better get to bed granny

(12:09:27 am)blondie:i'm so tired and i have to wake up so early tomorrow

(12:09:49 am)blondie:boo...well, good night!

[Hammock Parties]

pimpin aint easy

http://i48.tinypic.com/2uoovfb.jpg

[Deberg_1990]

This thread is like battle of the 30 year old virgins.

[NewChief]

This thread is like battle of the 30 year old virgins.

The difference being that Penz is fucking with people to entertain himself in his chat logs.

[Demonpenz]

I try to be re damn diculus to where it's obvious I am fucking around

[Demonpenz]

I was not sure how to respond to your message... my back hurts so let's just be friends lol

[6:07:23 pm]Raphael1980:i know

[6:07:36 pm]Raphael1980:well alot of people here are into like quick sex and i am like

[6:07:37 pm]Raphael1980:ladies ladies

[6:07:43 pm]Raphael1980:slow down plenty of raphael for everyone

[6:08:07 pm]Kristenlovesna:really?

[6:10:36 pm]Raphael1980:yes

[6:10:39 pm]Raphael1980:i am like whoa

[6:10:46 pm]Raphael1980:i haven't been tested since clinton was in office!

[Great Expectations]

The difference being that Penz is ****ing with people to entertain himself in his chat logs.

and penz's are funny

[aturnis]

If you want to see Claythan playing internet forum thread killer, just read his posts. Some golden stuff there 'Pens. Don't let GoChiefs keep a good thread down.

[Demonpenz]

tats

[Demonpenz]

damn you are way south

[8:27:32 pm]108312:huh?

[8:27:35 pm]108312:oh

[8:27:38 pm]108312:south ks

[8:27:41 pm]108312:yeah

[8:27:42 pm]Raphael1980:yeah

[8:27:47 pm]Raphael1980:like south of olathe

[8:27:48 pm]Raphael1980:dayum

[8:27:58 pm]Raphael1980:how i am supposed to stalk you that would take alot of fucking effort!

[Demonpenz]

How is your day going today?

[8:43:14 pm]ohyouknowwhat:crap!!! how about you? lol

[8:43:28 pm]Raphael1980:that is no good

[8:43:37 pm]Raphael1980:what is up?

[8:44:01 pm]Raphael1980:I know I was pissed my VHS player ate my Top Gun tape. Right before the vollyball scene

[Demonpenz]

you should just google "chicks"

Raphael1980 whats the fun in that?

[8:48:34 pm]Raphael1980:that's like going to long john silvers when you want to go fishing

[Demonpenz]

oh thanks lol. you kinda remind me of a lumberjack!

[8:49:25 pm]Raphael1980:umm

[8:49:40 pm]Raphael1980:i heart trees

[8:49:47 pm]Raphael1980:they do kind of give me a scary look though

[Demonpenz]

most the guys are creepy on here btw so be careful

[8:53:38 pm]Raphael1980:they talk bout funyons and monster trucks ...ALOT

[Hammock Parties]

Pulled a demon, sort of. Fat girls are easy prey.



(12:47:30 pm)rraney1:hi

(12:51:48 pm)GoChiefs:you're gonna have to do better than that

(12:52:03 pm)rraney1:better than what?

(12:52:06 pm)rraney1:hi?

(12:52:07 pm)rraney1:lol

(12:52:25 pm)GoChiefs: yes

(12:52:30 pm)GoChiefs: try again

(12:52:36 pm)rraney1:how about what clan do you derive from?

(12:52:58 pm)GoChiefs :is that supposed to be a scottish joke?

(12:53:08 pm)rraney1:wasn't a joke...

(12:53:20 pm)rraney1:i'm from clan ranald

(12:53:32 pm)GoChiefs:that doesn't really interest me either

(12:53:48 pm)rraney1:ok..well so sorry to disturb you then...good luck

(12:55:09 pm)GoChiefs:you give up easy

(12:55:22 pm)rraney1:well you're being a dick...why bother?

(12:55:48 pm)GoChiefs:thin skin, too

(12:57:41 pm)rraney1:i just wanted to chat.....wasn't super interested in anything else with you....and you're not being nice, so why waste my time and energy

(12:58:05 pm)GoChiefs:and you're a liar!

(12:58:39 pm)rraney1:about what i have no idea...but whatever you want to think dude...not worth my time to argue....bye

(12:59:19 pm)GoChiefs:oh fatty mcgee, you're the fattest!

[Dayze]

Pulled a demon, sort of. Fat girls are easy prey.

ROFL

[Dayze]

I wish 'Penz would take days off more often.

[Demonpenz]

I should have more video blogs coming up. I am planning on just playing guitar on the street in lawrence or the plaza and just making fun of people

[MMXcalibur]

After many years in the past of "Internet dating", I can tell you one steadfast rule.

If the other girl responds with one word answers, she's not interested. Pack up your tent and move on....

[Demonpenz]

yep

[Demonpenz]

Hello I noticed Arizona has a tough road schedule!

[Jenson71]

Where do you do these chats?

[Demonpenz]

eharmony.com

[bevischief]

eharmony.com

We need pics.