Antonio Cromartie can't win this all by himself

[BigRock]

lolz

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[Mr. Arrowhead]

ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

Cro got GIF'D UP!

[kstater]

LMAO

[TheGuardian]

This is the ass clown that Mecca wanted. And he can't cover for shit either.

[Fritz88]

rofl

[Pablo]

WE COULD HAVE DRAFTED HIM.

[Hammock Parties]

This is the ass clown that Mecca wanted. And he can't cover for shit either.

Yup.

Tamba Hali got the last laugh on this one.

[Reerun_KC]

ROFL

[TheGuardian]

Yup.

Tamba Hali got the last laugh on this one.

Tamba >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cromartie

[TheGuardian]

I love the "Rex Ryan likes this" in there. You might miss it if you don't look close.

[Quesadilla Joe]

That's awesome

[CoMoChief]

Holy shit that is the funniest thing I've seen in a LOOOOOONG time.

[siberian khatru]

OK, GoChiefs, you gotta step up your GIF game now. :D

[Sofa King]

nice one!

[Marcellus]

ROFLROFLROFL :clap::clap:

[Buzzsaw]

Amazing LMAO

[Mastashake]

The FS got posterized too, but at least he actually tried. :)

[HemiEd]

Hilarious, nice work. LMAO

[doomy3]

Hilarious. Cromartie is a joke.

[Pablo]

Hilarious. Cromartie is a joke.Bullshit.

He could have been part of our defense. He could have (not) been making those plays for us, dammit!

GET THE DRAFT RIGHT, SCOTT. YOUR MISTAKES WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU.

[MahiMike]

Wow, if he just trips him up his buddies can clean it up. That play was the game.

[MahiMike]

BTW, what software are you guys using for these? Can you import from DVD?

[Hammock Parties]

BTW, what software are you guys using for these? Can you import from DVD?

Dude, I already told you!

[MahiMike]

Dude, I already told you!

lol sorry, last time I checked, you hadn't responded. my bad.

[Deberg_1990]

Yup.

Tamba Hali got the last laugh on this one.

he did? How many playoff games has Hali played in?

[Hammock Parties]

he did? How many playoff games has Hali played in?

This is kind of like asking how many playoff games did Trent Green play in.

[Pablo]

he did? How many playoff games has Hali played in?That reminds me of the old football virtue.

"It's better to have played in a playoff game and missed a crucial tackle and essentially cost your team the game, than to have never played in a playoff game at all".

[BigRock]

BTW, what software are you guys using for these? Can you import from DVD?

I didn't make this, just to clear up any confusion. If I had I would have put myself over with big red letters going I MADE THIS.

I heard it was posted at the official Chargers' forum but got removed for being too graphic-heavy or some such excuse. I thought the gifs were probably GoChiefs' when I saw 'em, but I didn't see anything in the gif thread.

On the local SD news after the game, apparently they were just crushing Cromartie for both of these plays. I haven't seen any video, though... if anyone has, feel free to post a link here.

[Hammock Parties]

I thought the gifs were probably GoChiefs' when I saw 'em

I'M FAMOUS

[Gadzooks]

Cro was half assed the whole game. I wanted to choke him.:cuss:
You guys want him, you can have him (in my books).

[The_Doctor10]

I cannot believe just how little effort he put forth on those plays... Even when I played LB in grade 10 in a third-rate CANADIAN program I knew enough to at least get in the way when I was there before the fricking back...

What a joke of a CB...

[Boris The Great]

WE COULD HAVE DRAFTED HIM.

Every year people around this place badly overrate somebody because he is athletic.

There was Cromartie, but at least he had a good season before he decided he would only play two hand touch football. Then there was Gholston.

After the last draft, you couldnt go into a thread without hearing that Pioli was a drooling braindead retard for not drafting Jarron Gilbert, the guy who jumped out of the pool. How is that looking about now? Third round pick who couldnt get on the field if his life depended on it.

Who is it this year? Mays?

[Pablo]

After the last draft, you couldnt go into a thread without hearing that Pioli was a drooling braindead retard for not drafting Jarron Gilbert, the guy who jumped out of the pool. How is that looking about now? Third round pick, plenty of athletic talent, but he couldnt get on the field if his life depended on it.Yeah, that's probably because he's sitting behind somebody good.

If he was on the Chiefs squad HE WOULD BE A FORCE.

[wild1]

Have you ever heard this guy talk? He's obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

[keg in kc]

This is the ass clown that Mecca wanted. And he can't cover for shit either.So, wait. You're basically confirming you didn't actually join the site in 2009. Or else you really like to read archived threads. Cause that draft was like 4 years ago.

[Molitoth]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAH flipppin hilarious.

[TheGuardian]

So, wait. You're basically confirming you didn't actually join the site in 2009. Or else you really like to read archived threads. Cause that draft was like 4 years ago.

No I remember Mecca bragging about it a while back even though Cromartie has been dog shit since he was drafted. He had a bunch of picks one year but the guy has never been able to cover or tackle for shit.

Just another example of how Mecca gets wrapped up in "athletes" instead of football players.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

He gets paid millions to "lay it all on the field" and he does crap like that in a playoff game no less...pathetic.

[Buck]

Please Cut Him AJ.

Kthxbye

[Basileus777]

After it was revealed during that FSU scandal this year that Cromartie can't read, I kind of felt sorry for him.

But man is he the softest corner in the league.

[Basileus777]

So, wait. You're basically confirming you didn't actually join the site in 2009. Or else you really like to read archived threads. Cause that draft was like 4 years ago.

Not really. Mecca has talked about Cromartie pretty regularly since then.

[Mecca]

I haven't talked about Cromartie in forever, Guardian is a dupe or someone that was banned or someone that rejoined with a different name.

I vote for the LJ4MVP guy.

[TheGuardian]

I haven't talked about Cromartie in forever, Guardian is a dupe or someone that was banned or someone that rejoined with a different name.

I vote for the LJ4MVP guy.

Sorry just not the case.

And yes you talked up how you wanted Cromartie, and yes, he fucking sucks. Maybe you should talk guys up so much? Because generally regarding the draft you are wrong more than right on the guys you like.

[wild1]

After it was revealed during that FSU scandal this year that Cromartie can't read, I kind of felt sorry for him.


Why? If it weren't for football, what business do you think he'd be in?

He's the luckiest man alive.

[Smed1065]

Why? If it weren't for football, what business do you think he'd be in?

He's the luckiest man alive.

This is very true.

[kysirsoze]

I noticed that first play when it happened live, but I didn't realize it was him who took the lame shot at Greene in the endzone. What a loser.

[teedubya]

Wow, this guy is worthless.

[TheGuardian]

Cromartie is just another example of why you don't draft athletes, you draft football players. Athletes will have those big years now and then, but they are few and far between. Football players who play at a high level do so consistently. Guys like Ray Lewis and Zach Thomas didn't measure out on the scale or height or 40 as good as a lot of guys, but they were awesome FOOTBALL PLAYERS. Not some ridiculous athlete who has no football instincts or cares about the game. Those guys generally don't last for very long no matter how talented they are from an athletic stand point.

[Mecca]

I like how you are using LB's as an example, every single highly drafted CB is a great athlete, it kind of entails being able to play that position at all.

[TheGuardian]

I like how you are using LB's as an example, every single highly drafted CB is a great athlete, it kind of entails being able to play that position at all.

Of course they are but all sorts of corners drop because they don't run great 40 times, like flowers.

Being some top notch athlete doesn't mean fucking shit. If you have no football instincts it doesn't matter. Look at the corners that Oakland drafted a few years ago like Washington and Routte. those guys suck balls as football players. Flowers ran a 4.5 something and he's on the verge of being a top 3-5 guy. So who gives a fuck about that shit? Can you play or not? I don't care if you run a 4.28 and jump a 44" vertical if you can't play for shit.

You get way too caught up on measurables and forget that shit doesn't mean a whole lot on the football field. How much did Cromartie's speed and vertical help on those two plays up there? Yeah, NONE. ZERO. The guy has no heart, but damn he can run fast. :rolleyes:

[Deberg_1990]

heh....the guy had a bad game. Guess what? Every defensive back in the history of the NFL has had bad games.

Good for guys like Ronnie Lott, Deon Sanders, and Darrel Green that DVR's and the internet didnt exist during the bulk of their playing era.

[TheGuardian]

heh....the guy had a bad game. Guess what? Every defensive back in the history of the NFL has had bad games.

Good for guys like Ronnie Lott, Deon Sanders, and Darrel Green that DVR's and the internet didnt exist during the bulk of their playing era.

You would never see Ronnie Lott side stepping a MF'er like that.

And Cromartie is a sub par corner. I don't care if the guy had 20 picks one season, he couldn't cover a bowl of rice with a dump truck of gravy. He's garbage.

[doomy3]

heh....the guy had a bad game. Guess what? Every defensive back in the history of the NFL has had bad games.

Good for guys like Ronnie Lott, Deon Sanders, and Darrel Green that DVR's and the internet didnt exist during the bulk of their playing era.

:spock:

Have you even watched him play at all the last few years? He didn't just have a bad game. He just isn't a good corner.

[Smed1065]

:spock:

Have you even watched him play at all the last few years? He didn't just have a bad game. He just isn't a good corner.

Some would even say "players" play in big games, then there is the rest.

[-King-]

I saw this thread on my phone and couldn't wait to get to my laptop to see all the gifs and pics. IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WORTH THE WAIT ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[2112]

ROFL

Thats fucking awesome!

[Thig Lyfe]

I didn't make this, just to clear up any confusion.

It's funny how, in threads like these, the OP always waits to make this post. Rather than, you know, providing attribution in the first place.

[Kclee]

WE COULD HAVE DRAFTED HIM.

If we would have traded up.

[Mecca]

We could have an entire thread devoted to the way Deion Sanders tackled, very very few CB's are good tacklers and a lot of them would prefer to not even try to tackle a RB.

And CB is a position that is heavily drafted on measurables, probably more than any other than say WR.

[-King-]

We could have an entire thread devoted to the way Deion Sanders tackled, very very few CB's are good tacklers and a lot of them would prefer to not even try to tackle a RB.

And CB is a position that is heavily drafted on measurables, probably more than any other than say WR.

Are you really defending Cromartie?

[Mecca]

No not really but to act like he's the only CB in the world that's ever done that is funny as well.

CB's are generally awful tacklers, there's a few exceptions. Also San Diego needs to do something about it's secondary coaching they have 3 1st round CB's and none of them are as good as they should be.

[Mastashake]

No not really but to act like he's the only CB in the world that's ever done that is funny as well.

CB's are generally awful tacklers, there's a few exceptions. Also San Diego needs to do something about it's secondary coaching they have 3 1st round CB's and none of them are as good as they should be.

But, he just stood there. He didn't even make an attempt.

[Basileus777]

No not really but to act like he's the only CB in the world that's ever done that is funny as well.

CB's are generally awful tacklers, there's a few exceptions. Also San Diego needs to do something about it's secondary coaching they have 3 1st round CB's and none of them are as good as they should be.

Jammer took a while, but he's developed into a good corner.

[BigRock]

It's funny how, in threads like these, the OP always waits to make this post. Rather than, you know, providing attribution in the first place.

I'm sorry, it never dawned on me in the slightest that someone would assume I made these images myself. For one thing, I had no idea how widespread these pics may have been when I posted them. For another, WTF do I care about Antonio Cromartie to make a bunch of gifs and whatnot?

I did think to include the explaination of where they came from in the original post, but ultimately came to the conclusion -- correctly, in my opinion -- that it would be funnier with just the "lolz" and the pics. And since it was inevitable that someone would ask where they came from, I could just explain it at that time with no harm done to anyone.

With that said, though, I am confident that I would have included a link to the originating post at the Chargers' forum. If it hadn't been, you know, deleted.

[Gadzooks]

Jammer took a while, but he's developed into a good corner.

He used to get tons of P.I. calls for being too agressive but the man loves to hit.
I pretty sure if Jammer or Cason were in Cro's position they would have tried to take his head off.

[TheGuardian]

No not really but to act like he's the only CB in the world that's ever done that is funny as well.

CB's are generally awful tacklers, there's a few exceptions. Also San Diego needs to do something about it's secondary coaching they have 3 1st round CB's and none of them are as good as they should be.

Cromartie can't cover for shit either. So uhhhhh he's worthless. And he's the guy you wanted the Chiefs to be able to draft.

And lots of corners are good tacklers. In fact if you look at the top corners right now they are ALL good tacklers.

Nnamdi, Revis, Woodson, Flowers, etc. All guys that have no problem coming up to make the stick. The days of the pussy tackling corner are generally over. Sorry, swing and a miss. Cromartie just sucks in pretty much every way.

[wild1]

Al Davis agrees that Cromartie was a great draft pick

[Quesadilla Joe]

Just another example of how Mecca gets wrapped up in "athletes" instead of football players.

Mecca ='s Al Davis when it comes to the draft.

[RealSNR]

Cromartie is just another example of why you don't draft athletes, you draft football players. Athletes will have those big years now and then, but they are few and far between. Football players who play at a high level do so consistently. Guys like Ray Lewis and Zach Thomas didn't measure out on the scale or height or 40 as good as a lot of guys, but they were awesome FOOTBALL PLAYERS. Not some ridiculous athlete who has no football instincts or cares about the game. Those guys generally don't last for very long no matter how talented they are from an athletic stand point.Is Tyson Jackson a great football player then?

[milkman]

Cromartie can't cover for shit either. So uhhhhh he's worthless. And he's the guy you wanted the Chiefs to be able to draft.

And lots of corners are good tacklers. In fact if you look at the top corners right now they are ALL good tacklers.

Nnamdi, Revis, Woodson, Flowers, etc. All guys that have no problem coming up to make the stick. The days of the pussy tackling corner are generally over. Sorry, swing and a miss. Cromartie just sucks in pretty much every way.

mecca is right, Primetime was pussy that wanted no part of tackling.

You're right too, Cromartie sucks ass.

[TheGuardian]

Is Tyson Jackson a great football player then?

He was in college. It's too early to say as a pro.

[RealSNR]

He was in college. It's too early to say as a pro.What you're saying is that the Chiefs should draft players that succeed in the NFL, then? :spock:

[TheGuardian]

What you're saying is that the Chiefs should draft players that succeed in the NFL, then? :spock:

Yeah that'd kind of be the plan. However talking about what Tyson Jackson is or isn't right now is pretty stupid.

[RealSNR]

Yeah that'd kind of be the plan. However talking about what Tyson Jackson is or isn't right now is pretty stupid.You missed it. You're basically saying the Chiefs should draft great football players that will succeed in the NFL instead of just great athletes.

No. Fucking. Shit.

[Bash]

Is that real? and can someone post the the Cromartie facebook page link?

[the Talking Can]

pretty sad that he gets to the hole, and then just stops and stands and watches.....i mean, wtf?

it's like he had money on the Jets