Thanks to Ed Hardy I Recognize Morons Right Away

[Mr. Flopnuts]

This is a facebook group. He posts pics of people wearing Ed Hardy, and mass hilarity usually ensues. It's just this mob of people making fun of whatever Ed Hardy wearing fool is posted. Well, about 5 minutes ago he posted a picture of a guy with Downs Syndrome. He is getting lit the fuck up for it now. It's pretty comical seeing the whole thing come full circle.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3245737&id=84424928269&comments

[DaneMcCloud]

Man could I tell you some stories.

Some of them with a very sad ending.

[Mastashake]

I really am out of touch with fashion. I see most of the shirts are wild-looking, is that why they're stupid? Is it like a status symbol thing? If you don't mind, fill me in a little. I searched it but didn't find why people dislike it.

BTW, The funny thing about being offensive is people think its hilarious until they get offended. Then those same people who found you great five minutes before, hate you. The human psyche is messed up, lol.

[Saccopoo]

That was good. The guy with Down's Syndrome in the Ed Hardy shirt just ended up just pulling a OMGWTFPWNZR!!!1!eleven!1!! on the guy.

The Gods of Irony have struck a mighty blow this evening.

[Saccopoo]

I really am out of touch with fashion. I see most of the shirts are wild-looking, is that why they're stupid? Is it like a status symbol thing? If you don't mind, fill me in a little. I searched it but didn't find why people dislike it.

BTW, The funny thing about being offensive is people think its hilarious until they get offended. Then those same people who found you great five minutes before, hate you. The human psyche is messed up, lol.

Intranets pseudo-intellectuals don't like Ed Hardy shirts because they originally catered to the tough guy, muscle crowd. (Ed Hardy made his claim to fame as a tattoo artist. The shirts are representative of his tattooing style/designs.) As such, the chubby keyboard dweebs lashed out at them in the only way they could - via the internet.

[Mastashake]

Intranets pseudo-intellectuals don't like Ed Hardy shirts because they originally catered to the tough guy, muscle crowd. (Ed Hardy made his claim to fame as a tattoo artist. The shirts are representative of his tattooing style/designs.) As such, the chubby keyboard dweebs lashed out at them in the only way they could - via the internet.

Ah. Thank you.

I wasn't seeing an issue with the designs very much, though they were a bit wild for me. But being that they started as ink, that makes sense.

I do think its funny they show these ripped guys in the Hardy shirts next to some VERY attractive women, and he's calling them out.

And the guy with Down's, I don't get why he posted it either. I'm guessing as confirmation that only "retards" wear the brand? I'm not offended, but I guess I just don't get it, or any of it for that matter (why set up an entire Facebook hate page to a shirt maker?).

Oh well.

[Rain Man]

I'll be glad when the Ed Hardy fad ends. I don't like his clothes at all, and they're crowding out the Jhane Barnes stuff at the Nieman Marcus outlet.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Ah. Thank you.

I wasn't seeing an issue with the designs very much, though they were a bit wild for me. But being that they started as ink, that makes sense.

I do think its funny they show these ripped guys in the Hardy shirts next to some VERY attractive women, and he's calling them out.

And the guy with Down's, I don't get why he posted it either. I'm guessing as confirmation that only "retards" wear the brand? I'm not offended, but I guess I just don't get it, or any of it for that matter (why set up an entire Facebook hate page to a shirt maker?).

Oh well.


I don't know what the motivation was, but it's comedy gold to read some of that stuff. It's complete, and total romper room, pile on mentality and it's fucking school yard funny.

[DaneMcCloud]

I really am out of touch with fashion. I see most of the shirts are wild-looking, is that why they're stupid? Is it like a status symbol thing? If you don't mind, fill me in a little. I searched it but didn't find why people dislike it.

BTW, The funny thing about being offensive is people think its hilarious until they get offended. Then those same people who found you great five minutes before, hate you. The human psyche is messed up, lol.

You are a dupe.

Your ignorance is that of a person that was frozen alive in the Antarctic in 1180.

The mere fact that your rep is turned off is an indicator.

[Reaper16]

For the record: Ed Hardy is a design line by designer Christian Audigier who licensed Ed Hardy's designs.

[Mastashake]

For the record: Ed Hardy is a design line by designer Christian Audigier who licensed Ed Hardy's designs.

I figured that out after a quick search, just couldn't find out the hatred. Though looking at the past photos in the group, I have to say the background colors are a bit wild. Maybe pick a more neutral canvas so the artwork will show?

I wear uniforms to both of my jobs (total of six days a week), and the one day I am off, I'm a Wal-Mart guy. I probably haven't been to a mall in 3-4 years, well, since I started my uniformed jobs. :)

[Reaper16]

Also for the record: if you wear an Ed Hardy shirt then you will have succeeded in earning my enmity.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Intranets pseudo-intellectuals don't like Ed Hardy shirts because they originally catered to the tough guy, muscle crowd. (Ed Hardy made his claim to fame as a tattoo artist. The shirts are representative of his tattooing style/designs.) As such, the chubby keyboard dweebs lashed out at them in the only way they could - via the internet.

No.

Ed Hardy shirts are worn by overcompensating douchebags, and people who wear them deserve to rightly be made fun of.

See: The cast of "Jersey Shore"

It has nothing to do with being a tough guy, and everything to do with being a trend hopping taint herpe.

If I were you, I'd just buy some bigger shirts.

[SPATCH]

Honestly.. Ed Hardy already went out of style. These people are pretty much Johnny-come-lately's.

So, if you don't like Ed Hardy, don't worry. It's already on its death throws.

[DaneMcCloud]

For the record: Ed Hardy is a design line by designer Christian Audigier who licensed Ed Hardy's designs.

Who by the way, is also a douchebag.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Honestly.. Ed Hardy already went out of style. These people are Johnny-come-lately's to be honest.

So, if you don't like Ed Hardy, don't worry. It's already on its death throws.

You forget that most people on this board live in Missouri and Kansas. Trends take longer to get here, and a hell of a lot longer to die.

Eventually, they will go the way of the Zubaz...in about 2012.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Obviously, Saccopoo gets offended when he goes to HotChickswithDouchebags.

[Mastashake]

You forget that most people on this board live in Missouri and Kansas. Trends take longer to get here, and a hell of a lot longer to die.

Eventually, they will go the way of the Zubaz...in about 2012.

I'm in Arkansas. And I work with no one under the age of 50. So, yeah. :)

Its crazy to see so much emotion over a shirt company. Is this kind of like the whole Abercrombie frat boy thing from a long time ago, how certain people just hated everything it stood for?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I'm in Arkansas. And I work with no one under the age of 50. So, yeah. :)

Its crazy to see so much emotion over a shirt company. Is this kind of like the whole Abercrombie frat boy thing from a long time ago, how certain people just hated everything it stood for?

Materialism and homophobia?

Yeah, that can be offensive to some.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

My last post anger Saccopoo

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[Mastashake]

Materialism and homophobia?

Yeah, that can be offensive to some.
Materialism isn't offensive in the slightest. Its what our country is based on. But homophobia? Are they anti-gay shirts?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Materialism isn't offensive in the slightest. Its what our country is based on. But homophobia? Are they anti-gay shirts?

Vapid materialism can be quite offensive. Offensively stupid, for one. As far as homophobia, it has far more to do with Abercrombie's corporate practices.

[Jenson71]

I still wear FUBU.

[Mastashake]

Vapid materialism can be quite offensive. Offensively stupid, for one. As far as homophobia, it has far more to do with Abercrombie's corporate practices.

Most people welcome materialism was my point. It seems apparent in the little I've seen of your posts on here you have the mentality of a minority. You seem to think about things most people decide not to think about, and come up with opinions on things most people would either disagree with or not bother to come up with an opinion on at all.

And the homophobia does seem strange to me. You'd figure a fashion company would be almost homophyllic.

[Hammock Parties]

Your ignorance is that of a person that was frozen alive in the Antarctic in 1180.


I like it when Dane gets creative.

[Hammock Parties]

My last post anger Saccopoo

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There is a guy on the the forums of a dating site I frequent who uses this dude's pictures on his profile.

His username is Bro-Magnon.

He is a riot. In fact, I'm gonna copy his profile and post it here. Hold on.

[Jenson71]

You are a dupe.

Your ignorance is that of a person that was frozen alive in the Antarctic in 1180.

The mere fact that your rep is turned off is an indicator.

Honestly, I'd never heard of Ed Hardy until this thread either.

[Hammock Parties]

I still wear FUBU.

MOSSIMO

[Mastashake]

MOSSIMO

As a kid, I had some LA Gear tennis shoes that lit up... I was a bad ass... :)

[Reaper16]

Guess jeans.

[Hammock Parties]

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My Self-Summary

Hi I am looking for a woman that can keep up with my active lifestyle. I like MMA, riding motorcycles and drinking.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm livin it up. Training hard and playing even harder. Trying to meet a sweet girl who I can get real with.

I’m really good at

mixed martial arts, solving problems, anything mechanical.

The first things people usually notice about me

My pretty face.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I don't do much reading. I do look at some magazines like muscle and fitness and hustler.

My favorite movies are Scarface, anything with chuck norris, steven segal, or bruce lee.

Eggs whites, Protein shakes, Jack Daniels.

[Jenson71]

Hey, it's Kotter's 8th grader.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

On HCwD, he's known as Cro Bagnon.

[Hammock Parties]

Hey, it's Kotter's 8th grader.

No way, dude. I met him. He would have had to have been subject to Hulk-esque science experiments to reach that level of mass.

[Hammock Parties]

Dear lord, it's a doucheoff.

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[Reaper16]

Is that TheGuardian's profile?

[Saccopoo]

No.

Ed Hardy shirts are worn by overcompensating douchebags, and people who wear them deserve to rightly be made fun of.

See: The cast of "Jersey Shore"

It has nothing to do with being a tough guy, and everything to do with being a trend hopping taint herpe.

If I were you, I'd just buy some bigger shirts.

I nearly pissed myself. "Trend hopping taint herpe." Fuck me - LAWLZ!

I don't own any Hardy gear. The guys I used to usually see wearing them were/are the muscle heads. That was until it got popular and got to the point where the designs were on car floormats at Target. That and Affliction shirts.

I wear a lot of flannel actually. Kind of the opposite end of the spectrum from the Hardy/Affliction crowd.

But that still doesn't cover the fact that it's the dumpy intranets pseudo-intellectuals who are the guys making fun of the built guys with the hot girlfriends in the shirts. These poor bastards still have figured out that witty sound bites via the internet aren't going to get them laid any faster than when they were marching on stage for a high school assembly in their band outfits.

[Mastashake]

I try to be nice but I'm going to have some fun with this one...

1) Why would you post photos of you making out with other women on your dating site? I understand its important from a sociological standpoint to let everyone know you are a good potential mate, but this form of social proofing is a bit intense.

2) Isn't a flushed face (Rosacea) a possible side-effect from anabolic steroids?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I nearly pissed myself. "Trend hopping taint herpe." Fuck me - LAWLZ!

I don't own any Hardy gear. The guys I used to usually see wearing them were/are the muscle heads. That was until it got popular and got to the point where the designs were on car floormats at Target. That and Affliction shirts.

I wear a lot of flannel actually. Kind of the opposite end of the spectrum from the Hardy/Affliction crowd.

But that still doesn't cover the fact that it's the dumpy intranets pseudo-intellectuals who are the guys making fun of the built guys with the hot girlfriends in the shirts. These poor bastards still have figured out that witty sound bites via the internet aren't going to get them laid any faster than when they were marching on stage for a high school assembly in their band outfits.

I've had plenty of fun with friends in bars making fun of guys who clearly should not be wearing that gear.

Then again, I'm the same guy who decided the most fun part about going out with my friends is to have us look at random girls and draw up scouting reports and positions for them.

[Hammock Parties]

When worlds collide, you get The DouchEmo.

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[DaneMcCloud]

Honestly, I'd never heard of Ed Hardy until this thread either.

Is this some sort of newsflash?

You're in Iowa and based on my impression of you, I expect you to join the seminary at any second.

Why you would be familiar with T-shirts won by Hollywood douchebags for the past 5 years would be expecting too much from a man soon to be of the cloth.

[Saccopoo]

Obviously, Saccopoo gets offended when he goes to HotChickswithDouchebags.

It's humorous. It's a little sad though. Guys trying to poke fun of other guys who are with hotties and they are not. I've often wondered if the guy that started that site ever accomplished his goal of getting laid via his sound bite witticisms, or of ever getting over his befuddlement of how some guy that wasn't as self-perceived intellectually gifted as he was got laid by good looking broads when he had to go home and jerk his chain and bemoan his position (lack of hot trim) brought on by his own insecurities and shyness?

[Hammock Parties]

Priceless.

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[Mastashake]

It's humorous. It's a little sad though. Guys trying to poke fun of other guys who are with hotties and they are not. I've often wondered if the guy that started that site ever accomplished his goal of getting laid via his sound bite witticisms, or of ever getting over his befuddlement of how some guy that wasn't as self-perceived intellectually gifted as he was got laid by good looking broads when he had to go home and jerk his chain and bemoan his position (lack of hot trim) brought on by his own insecurities and shyness?

"Douchebag" is subjective.

I think its similar to a woman setting up a website full of women wearing really some really sexy, skimpy clothes, and calling it, "Hot guys with whore girlfriends."

[Jenson71]

Is this some sort of newsflash?

You're in Iowa and based on my impression of you, I expect you to join the seminary at any second.

Why you would be familiar with T-shirts won by Hollywood douchebags for the past 5 years would be expecting too much from a man soon to be of the cloth.

LMAO

[Saccopoo]

Vapid materialism can be quite offensive. Offensively stupid, for one. As far as homophobia, it has far more to do with Abercrombie's corporate practices.

I always thought that Ab & Fitch clothes were pretty fucking ghey looking. Every time I saw some fag wearing that crap, I wanted to beat the hell out of them.

[DaneMcCloud]

It's humorous. It's a little sad though. Guys trying to poke fun of other guys who are with hotties and they are not. I've often wondered if the guy that started that site ever accomplished his goal of getting laid via his sound bite witticisms, or of ever getting over his befuddlement of how some guy that wasn't as self-perceived intellectually gifted as he was got laid by good looking broads when he had to go home and jerk his chain and bemoan his position (lack of hot trim) brought on by his own insecurities and shyness?

These sites are all about income and site traffic.

Most likely, it's the creation of webmasters pushing traffic to further line their pockets.

[Saccopoo]

Man, I have the sudden urge to go to the gym right now. I gotta make sure that I buff myself up for summer. (And that one chick on the right in the first Cro Magnon looks just like the chick I banged in the front seat of my car at the bar this past weekend. That's such a weird coincidence.)

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Sacc gets levels of trim that the Vulture would envy.

[Hammock Parties]

Man, I have the sudden urge to go to the gym right now. I gotta make sure that I buff myself up for summer. (And that one chick on the right in the first Cro Magnon looks just like the chick I banged in the front seat of my car at the bar this past weekend. That's such a weird coincidence.)

I just got back from the gym.

And I was just looking at my biceps in the mirror. I'm feeling "the pump."

But I still have room to criticize those douchebags. Because unlike them, I confine my narcissism to the bathroom, and I do it sans Ed Hardy.

[DaneMcCloud]

Man, I have the sudden urge to go to the gym right now. I gotta make sure that I buff myself up for summer. (And that one chick on the right in the first Cro Magnon looks just like the chick I banged in the front seat of my car at the bar this past weekend. That's such a weird coincidence.)

If only Hitler had lived long enough to see his dream come true of a blonde haired, blue eyed master race in the land known as Utah.

Crazy ol' Joe Smith beat him to it by 60 years.


LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

If only Hitler had lived long enough to see his dream come true of a blonde haired, blue eyed master race in the land known as Utah.

Crazy ol' Joe Smith beat him to it by 60 years.


LMAO

That's not true. I know a dark-haired Mormon. He hangs out on the Orange Mane.

[DaneMcCloud]

That's not true. I know a dark-haired Mormon. He hangs out on the Orange Mane.

When was the last time you were in SLC?

[Saccopoo]

When was the last time you were in SLC?

God damn expansionists in the church let some of those Islanders migrate over here to the Valley of the Saints. I bet Claythan knows one of those types of Mormons.

[Hammock Parties]

When was the last time you were in SLC?

A long time. I didn't even know what a Mormon was. It is pretty much a bunch of Aryans?

[Saccopoo]

A long time. I didn't even know what a Mormon was. It is pretty much a bunch of Aryans?

You guys have just been killing it this thread! Maybe a comedy team trio?

[Buck]

Hold on, let me get my starter jacket and my Stussy shorts. Also I need to put on my Airwalks.

[DaneMcCloud]

I didn't even know what a Mormon was. It is pretty much a bunch of Aryans?

With big tits.

And no sex before marriage.

Only blow jobs.

[Mastashake]

This is true. My best friend dated a Mormon chick for a year and said she was the nastiest, freakiest girl he has ever been with. And he even got some at the temple.

[Hammock Parties]

With big tits.

And no sex before marriage.

Only blow jobs.

Hell, better than the Jemimah's Witnesses.

[DaneMcCloud]

Hell, better than the Jemimah's Witnesses.

I don't know what that is and I've never even heard that name in past.

For the record, I avoid any women with strong religious beliefs.

Even those women that claim to be bi-sexual.

:D

[Hammock Parties]

I don't know what that is and I've never even heard that name in past.

For the record, I avoid any women with strong religious beliefs.

Even those women that claim to be bi-sexual.

:D

I was talking about Jehovah's Witnesses.

Blowjobs were strictly prohibited.

[DaneMcCloud]

I was talking about Jehovah's Witnesses.

Blowjobs were strictly prohibited.

I'm sorry

[Tactical Funky]

I was recently in the Rock Bar at the P&L - it was for a friend's Birthday and not my scene at all - and there was some douchebag decked head-to-toe in Ed Hardy gear. I couldn't stop laughing at how hard he was trying to act, not to mention he looked like a fake baking, juicehead guido. Some people are simply caricatures of themselves and it's amazing how unaware they are of how they come across.

The best part is he came over to my group of friends and tried to hit on an attractive girl I'm close friends with. He was shot down so fast that I almost felt sorry for him. My girlfriend tried her best not to pile on the guy; she hates people who put poppy trends uber alles.

Tip: Confidence and being a genuine goddamned man are what women want - not a too-tight t-shirt wearing meathead. Low-key is key. And it works. Women like a bit of mystery, not a guy who tries to advertise himself like a freakin' billboard while working out so much that he also actually resembles one.

[Mastashake]

I was in the Rock Bar at the P&L - it was for a friend's Birthday and not my scene at all - and there was some douchebag decked head-to-toe in Ed Hardy gear. I couldn't stop laughing at how hard he was trying to act, not to mention he looked like a fake-baking, juicehead guido. Some people are simply caricatures of themselves and it's amazing how unaware they are of how they come across.

The best part is he came over to my group of friends and tried to hit on an attractive girl I'm close friends with. He was shot down so fast that I actually almost felt sorry for him. My girlfriend tried her best not to pile on the guy; she hates people who put poppy trends uber alles.

Tip: Confidence and being a genuine goddamned man are what women want - not a too-tight t-shirt wearing meathead. Low-key is key. And it works. Women like a bit of mystery, not a guy who tries to advertise himself like a freakin' billboard while working out so much that he also actually resembles one.

I agree, though that's not saying a lot.

There is a psychological foundation to wearing bright-colored clothing. All male animals other than humans show off physically to get the girl. Look at Cardinals or Peacocks. If you have something about you that just gets someone to notice and THAT'S IT, you'll SUPPOSEDLY have better luck with women. The problem is if a guy is that big, he's already going to get noticed, and should probably dress normally.

[Tactical Funky]

I agree, though that's not saying a lot.

There is a psychological foundation to wearing bright-colored clothing. All male animals other than humans show off physically to get the girl. Look at Cardinals or Peacocks. If you have something about you that just gets someone to notice and THAT'S IT, you'll SUPPOSEDLY have better luck with women. The problem is if a guy is that big, he's already going to get noticed, and should probably dress normally.
Good point, but I've found it's best to get women to notice other attributes first. Eye contact. Clean-cut appearance. Take care of yourself with a decent diet and regular exercise. Exude confidence but not arrogance. Dress well but don't go crazy with colors or fashion. And lastly, don't try too hard. I met the girl I'm seeing now because she approached me first. I figure I looked so, well, average - or maybe more like a blank slate - that she couldn't read me and was curious to know more. Women like a bit of the chase, too.

Oh, and I'm a muscular fellow, but I don't wear clothing so tight it'd make a sorority girl blush. Now, if I were a girl with nice assets... :evil:

[Mastashake]

Good point, but I've found it's best to get women to notice other attributes first. Eye contact. Clean-cut appearance. Take care of yourself with a decent diet and regular exercise. Exude confidence but not arrogance. Dress well, but don't go crazy with colors or fashion. And lastly, don't try too hard. I met the girl I'm seeing now because she approached me first. I figure I looked so, well, average that she couldn't read me and was curious to know more. Women like a bit of the chase, too.

Oh, and I'm a muscular fellow, but I don't wear clothing so tight it'd make a sorority girl blush. Now, if I were a girl with nice assets... :evil:

I am not going to talk about getting women at all, cause I'm not good at it. I'll say something to a girl making an observation about what she's wearing or how she looks. And it always gets taken the wrong way. I don't talk to women any differently than I do another guy, and that doesn't work out well.

The other day my friend took me to a party at his friend's house. I'm socially inept so I make a lot of awkward situations with new people. He and his friends like me for it though, they find me amusing. We're sitting at the table, and this one girl comments about how she's getting fat. So I ask, honestly, "Well then why don't you just work out?" Everyone got dead quiet, she started glaring at me, and I didn't get it. I said, "What?" and then my friends started laughing and she called me an ass. I still don't understand what the problem is with advising someone to take care of a situation before it escalates. If you don't want something said, then don't bring it up.

I also made the mistake of saying most women make out with other girls because they are insecure and are trying to compensate, getting guys attention that way. Little did I know almost every girl in the room had done that at some point or another (I didn't know).

I don't know why I just said all of this, other than to possibly entertain. My friends seem to get a kick out of it.

[GordonGekko]

The other day my friend took me to a party at his friend's house. I'm socially inept so I make a lot of awkward situations with new people. He and his friends like me for it though, they find me amusing. We're sitting at the table, and this one girl comments about how she's getting fat. So I ask, honestly, "Well then why don't you just work out?" Everyone got dead quiet, she started glaring at me, and I didn't get it. I said, "What?" and then my friends started laughing and she called me an ass. I still don't understand what the problem is with advising someone to take care of a situation before it escalates. If you don't want something said, then don't bring it up.

I also made the mistake of saying most women make out with other girls because they are insecure and are trying to compensate, getting guys attention that way. Little did I know almost every girl in the room had done that at some point or another (I didn't know).

I don't know why I just said all of this, other than to possibly entertain. My friends seem to get a kick out of it.

my advice when in that kind of setting is to just go with the flow and try not to single yourself out by making controversial type statements such as the ones you made. it is very important to go with the flow, go along to get along type mentality. do what others are doing, but don't do anything to target yourself and make yourself appear weak. to you it may be selling out, but at the end of the night when you are nailing a chick who is an 8+ in someone else's bed you will see how selling out has its rewards.

[Mastashake]

my advice when in that kind of setting is to just go with the flow and try not to single yourself out by making controversial type statements such as the ones you made. it is very important to go with the flow, go along to get along type mentality. do what others are doing, but don't do anything to target yourself and make yourself appear weak. to you it may be selling out, but at the end of the night when you are nailing a chick who is an 8+ in someone else's bed you will see how selling out has its rewards.

Meh. I'm cool either way. Part of the problem is that I do that when I drink. But I am who I am. I don't like upsetting other people, though. I'm somewhat of a pacifist. I just don't understand why women would say stuff like that, and then get offended when you go along with it. But its like Nietzsche said, women make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

They said they're going to put me under their wing so I can get laid more often. I've never even really tried to get laid before. Whenever it happens it just happens. It may be fun to try, if anything it will be a task to put my mind to.

From a biological, reproductive standpoint, I'm probably a total fail. Thankfully our society doesn't require me to produce offspring just to perpetuate. I can slack off and still be fine :)

[Demonpenz]

If ed hardy wasn't so damn expensive I would wear Jorts ed hardy and crocs.........

[Pushead2]

Meh. I'm cool either way. Part of the problem is that I do that when I drink. But I am who I am. I don't like upsetting other people, though. I'm somewhat of a pacifist. I just don't understand why women would say stuff like that, and then get offended when you go along with it. But its like Nietzsche said, women make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

They said they're going to put me under their wing so I can get laid more often. I've never even really tried to get laid before. Whenever it happens it just happens. It may be fun to try, if anything it will be a task to put my mind to.

From a biological, reproductive standpoint, I'm probably a total fail. Thankfully our society doesn't require me to produce offspring just to perpetuate. I can slack off and still be fine :)

I get laid based off my music and band & I'm ok with that.

[Demonpenz]

Hold on, let me get my starter jacket and my Stussy shorts. Also I need to put on my Airwalks.

I would still rock airwalks if they didn't suck in any kind of weather other than dry.

[JD10367]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/910655/80840531.jpg

[Dayze]

I love this part of his profile:
My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I don't do much reading. I do look at some magazines like muscle and fitness and hustler.

"I don't do much reading".....no sh*t. I'm shocked.

[dtebbe]

I pretty much feel the same way about smokers.

Sorry guys.

DT

[Baby Lee]

I'm sorry

Oh, he gave them out like cigarettes on election day, but it wasn't cool with the church.

[Rain Man]

Then again, I'm the same guy who decided the most fun part about going out with my friends is to have us look at random girls and draw up scouting reports and positions for them.


Holy cow. I thought I was the only person on earth who did that. I've never even mentioned it to anyone before.

It's one of my favorite airport activities.

[KC native]

Holy cow. I thought I was the only person on earth who did that. I've never even mentioned it to anyone before.

It's one of my favorite airport activities.

Man, I thought it was pretty common. When I worked in a call center, my good friend and I would walk the floor and had a running top 10 list and what we thought they would be good at. We were bored/stressed quite often so the list got updated everyday as got our mile in.

[Demonpenz]

I had my own thread with my obsession on breeding with a girl that would be the ultimate linebacker, squatty, large frame, big hands, good shuttle run, smart, 20/20 eyesight, nasty attitude, then i forgot that I would dirty up the kids genes.

[Demonpenz]

girl would have to be semi attractive because I would have to fuck her to get her pregnant. Serena williams like ass to get under blockers.

[L.A. Chieffan]

i roll to tj maxx every day to see if they got any new shipments of slighlty altered hardys

[KC native]

I had my own thread with my obsession on breeding with a girl that would be the ultimate linebacker, squatty, large frame, big hands, good shuttle run, smart, 20/20 eyesight, nasty attitude, then i forgot that I would dirty up the kids genes.

ROFL

[Simply Red]

For the record: Ed Hardy is a design line by designer Christian Audigier who licensed Ed Hardy's designs.

yep. And in regards to tee's, I'd go Juicy Couture -or- Hugo Boss.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

When I say draft and positions, I mean football.

Heavyset girl with a frown?

D-Tackle. Plays with a mean streak. Needs work on conditioning. Frame is already maxed out.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

When I say draft and positions, I mean football.

Heavyset girl with a frown?

D-Tackle. Plays with a mean streak. Needs work on conditioning. Frame is already maxed out.

LMAO

[Duck Dog]

For the record: Ed Hardy is a design line by designer Christian Audigier who licensed Ed Hardy's designs.

I thought she was a pop singer?

[PunkinDrublic]

What's hilarious is these tools who wear ed hardy, affliction and even tapout clothing to a certain extent seem to have no idea how hard the rest of society is laughing at them. They continue to roid up, frost up the spiky spiky hair and hang at the same douchey ultra lounges every weekend. They really are like programmed robots
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[MOhillbilly]

I thought she was a poop singer?

fyp BRAH!!!

[MOhillbilly]

Its rehash of shit that was cool till it got off the streets. in 19****in50.

how many ships,tigers,panthers,pinups,koi fish, swallows,nautical stars,mans ruin, ect. do you have to see before it becomes sterile.

I love ink,what it represents to me, the pissed off looks you get when there shit sucks and is a dime a dozen.

[ArrowheadHawk]

I don't have any Ed Hardy clothing but I bought Ed Hardy Cologne. Just because my wife likes the smell of it. I could care less about the brand.

[Demonpenz]

What's hilarious is these tools who wear ed hardy, affliction and even tapout clothing to a certain extent seem to have no idea how hard the rest of society is laughing at them. They continue to roid up, frost up the spiky spiky hair and hang at the same douchey ultra lounges every weekend. They really are like programmed robots
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everyone laughes at everyone p much though, I have at scenesters, scensters laugh at polo slobs that work for the man, the man makes fun of rednecks, and we all hate the irish

[Rain Man]

Man, I thought it was pretty common. When I worked in a call center, my good friend and I would walk the floor and had a running top 10 list and what we thought they would be good at. We were bored/stressed quite often so the list got updated everyday as got our mile in.


I like it when I run across a cornerback. "Fast, fluid moves, flexible in the hips. Plays the ball well."

[Duck Dog]

fyp BRAH!!!

lol

[Easy 6]

That's not true. I know a dark-haired Mormon. He hangs out on the Orange Mane.

Donnie Osmond?

[Hammock Parties]

http://i.imgur.com/DV7kI.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

[Mastashake]

I'm guessing these shirts are expensive, no?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

http://i.imgur.com/DV7kI.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

That's quite the burlap.

[DaneMcCloud]

That's quite the burlap.

Burlap?

It looks like Dunlap to me.

[googlegoogle]

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs159.snc3/18650_244021293269_84424928269_3143512_3809160_n.jpghttp://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs116.snc3/16342_176391388269_84424928269_2798763_6694627_n.jpg

[kcfanXIII]

ed hardy is stupid expensive. worked in a store where we sold swim wear, and his designs were easily twice as much as anything else we had. hell, the price on the towel was 79.99.

[Saccopoo]

With big tits.

And no sex before marriage.

Only blow jobs.

What the fuck Dane?

I call bullshit on you ever being in California. You are some fucking Mo Bishop in Sandy.

Fucking poser.

[DaneMcCloud]

What the fuck Dane?

I call bullshit on you ever being in California. You are some fucking Mo Bishop in Sandy.

Fucking poser.

LMAO

[Saccopoo]

Tip: Confidence and being a genuine goddamned man are what women want - not a too-tight t-shirt wearing meathead. Low-key is key. And it works. Women like a bit of mystery, not a guy who tries to advertise himself like a freakin' billboard while working out so much that he also actually resembles one.

Women like an assertive, confident man. That may reside in a lot of different things, but in a social setting, it ain't going to include an intellectual pinhead who is going to charm her pants off by quoting Chaucer. They want the same thing that guys want - a hot looking nitwit to fuck them silly that they can dispose of the next morning.

Do you, as a man, want to fuck the geeky, flat chested librarian chick because she's completely intellectual at the bar or the bimbo who just walked in looking like a Maxim cover model? Yep. Thought so. And just to let you know - girls feel exactly the same way.

[Mastashake]

Women like an assertive, confident man. That may reside in a lot of different things, but in a social setting, it ain't going to include an intellectual pinhead who is going to charm her pants off by quoting Chaucer. They want the same thing that guys want - a hot looking nitwit to **** them silly that they can dispose of the next morning.

Do you, as a man, want to **** the geeky, flat chested librarian chick because she's completely intellectual at the bar or the bimbo who just walked in looking like a Maxim cover model? Yep. Thought so. And just to let you know - girls feel exactly the same way.

They do care about looks too. One of the worst things is a short, young-looking skinny guy who is really weak. You have to look like a man, not a child. The act is only part of the equation.

There's a lot of biological influence on our actions. Unfortunately women are ashamed to admit they can be just as "shallow" as men (though shallow is unfair, as there is NOTHING wrong with requiring certain physical attributes).

[Consistent1]

You know what gets me? The fact that so many designers have to have huge logos and the name all over shit. I just want to get a really nice Armani suit that has a huge "Armani 2010" logo plastered across the chest area baseball jersey style. Need to justify the purchase price, right? Hahaha.

[NewChief]

Women like an assertive, confident man. That may reside in a lot of different things, but in a social setting, it ain't going to include an intellectual pinhead who is going to charm her pants off by quoting Chaucer. They want the same thing that guys want - a hot looking nitwit to **** them silly that they can dispose of the next morning.

Do you, as a man, want to **** the geeky, flat chested librarian chick because she's completely intellectual at the bar or the bimbo who just walked in looking like a Maxim cover model? Yep. Thought so. And just to let you know - girls feel exactly the same way.

Right on brah!
http://www.poptower.com/pic-15281/ronnie-magro-jersey-shore.jpg

[NewChief]

I do think you're right that women want someone who looks good. I also think, however, that women have different opinions on what looks good. While some women may like the big roided out beefcake, I think many women would choose the guy who is just fit and in good shape over the guy who looks like a body builder.

[Fish]

Most times, I'd prefer the geeky, flat chested librarian chick....

[JD10367]

When I was in my teens and 20s, I would wear jeans, and a heavy metal t-shirt.

In my 30s and now 40s, I wear jeans, and a souvenir t-shirt from any of the cruises I've been on.

Then again, I'm married, so I don't need to dress attractively. :shrug:

[Duck Dog]

Women like an assertive, confident man. That may reside in a lot of different things, but in a social setting, it ain't going to include an intellectual pinhead who is going to charm her pants off by quoting Chaucer. They want the same thing that guys want - a hot looking nitwit to **** them silly that they can dispose of the next morning.

Do you, as a man, want to **** the geeky, flat chested librarian chick because she's completely intellectual at the bar or the bimbo who just walked in looking like a Maxim cover model? Yep. Thought so. And just to let you know - girls feel exactly the same way.

Not every guy and girl is at the club looking for a one night fuck and suck. Most people don't live in a MTV 'reality' world.

[ChiTown]

Right on brah!
http://www.poptower.com/pic-15281/ronnie-magro-jersey-shore.jpg

That's exactly what I was thinkingROFL

[Hammock Parties]

The thing is...douchebags act that way because it works.

Sluts do nothing to invalidate their behavior.

[ChiTown]

The thing is...douchebags act that way because it works.

Sluts do nothing to invalidate their behavior.

I guess it depends what you are attracted to.

[ChiTown]

The thing is...douchebags act that way because it works.

Sluts do nothing to invalidate their behavior.

One other thing..........

The difficult part for me, is convincing my kids that this sort of behavior/style/douchebaggery is for fucking losers. It's amazing how many little assholes in the school system are running around trying to imitate "Mr Brah"

[RJ]

Personally, I would never have been attracted to a girl who was attracted to douchebags in muscle shirts, regardless of what she looked like.

[ChiTown]

Personally, I would never have been attracted to a girl who was attracted to douchebags in muscle shirts, regardless of what she looked like.

Yeah that was kinda my original point. Hatchet Wounds that throw themselves at dbags like that would hold NO APPEAL to me whatsoever.

[sedated]

These pics of d-bags with orange smeared on their faces and puckered lips are becoming more prevalent. Is there a place in america where this is actually a popular fad?

[NewChief]

These pics of d-bags with orange smeared on their faces and puckered lips are becoming more prevalent. Is there a place in america where this is actually a popular fad?

A blog I follow is trying to coin a new term for these d-bags. Palominos.

http://cdn-write.demandstudios.com/upload//6000/800/70/2/16872.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/top40/1/0/S/L/hoganfamily.jpg

[Mastashake]

To be honest I don't even really care if a girl dresses a certain way.

She just has to be smart. And I'm fairly picky, so she needs to be pretty damn smart. As far as the whole "brah" thing, I see no problem with it. Its not for me, but if its who you (think you) are then have fun. Society constantly does this with something. This is just a phase.

Not every guy and girl is at the club looking for a one night **** and suck. Most people don't live in a MTV 'reality' world.
Its been supported numerous times that a woman is MUCH more inclined to be concerned with a man's body when looking for a one night stand. So if you guys out there are, WORK OUT! Also, for some reason it said they liked rich guys for one-night stands. You're not around him long enough to get any of it, which tells me its about the power.

http://www.ablongman.com/partners_in_psych/PDFs/Kenrick/kenrick_CH10.pdf

[Hammock Parties]

One other thing..........

The difficult part for me, is convincing my kids that this sort of behavior/style/douchebaggery is for fucking losers. It's amazing how many little assholes in the school system are running around trying to imitate "Mr Brah"

I don't think it was this way 10 years ago, when I was in school.

I don't even want to fathom what teenagers are going to be like in another 10 years if they're evolving into "brahs" now.

[Mastashake]

I don't think it was this way 10 years ago, when I was in school.

I don't even want to fathom what teenagers are going to be like in another 10 years if they're evolving into "brahs" now.

Ten years ago it was Abercrombie. But it was fairly new, so people were still thinking you were cool for wearing it. People NEED trends like this to tell them how to act and think. Its not that people are sheep, its that originality is a very difficult thing to have. That's why our society values it so highly. So we create about 4-5 popular trends, and let people pick from them and hybridize a bit.

[Hammock Parties]

And we're back.

http://i.imgur.com/PKhsG.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I think someone should start an apparel line called "Tiger Pig".

[Hammock Parties]

Haha this dude needs to smile or something.

http://i.imgur.com/xeIT4.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Is that Tiny E? :D

[Hammock Parties]

Good lord.

http://i.imgur.com/wuky1.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

This guy isn't trying very hard.

http://i.imgur.com/lzW9O.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

lolz

http://i.imgur.com/INWZl.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

[Spicy McHaggis]

And we're back.

http://i.imgur.com/PKhsG.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

This guy needs to hit the treadmill and start wearing glasses so he can tell chicks he's "Moby".

[Hammock Parties]

Douchebags hanging by the pool looking so crunk slaying the onlookers check out my abs rocking the dog tags these sunglasses cost more than your suit god I look sexy as heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell

http://i.imgur.com/6TXKB.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

[Hammock Parties]

Ed Hardy RADIO

http://i.imgur.com/5buAv.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

http://i.imgur.com/nRo98.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

http://i.imgur.com/UB4js.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

[Hammock Parties]

HEY GUYS, GIVE US YOUR BEST DOUCHEBAG POSE

http://i.imgur.com/Zt2hE.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

[Duck Dog]

Looks like a fag party.

[Hammock Parties]

Those guys pound more Dallas cunt than you'd believe.

[Spott]

Why do you have all these pictures of half naked dudes?

[Brock]

Why do you have all these pictures of half naked dudes?

Do you really have to ask?

[Hammock Parties]

Why do you have all these pictures of half naked dudes?

Facebook sluts are the pathway to enlightenment.

It's kind of an extension of my "gorillas in the mist" bar slut study.

[Spott]

Do you really have to ask?

Unfortunaly, no. ROFL

[Spott]

Facebook sluts are the pathway to enlightenment.

It's kind of an extension of my "gorillas in the mist" bar slut study.

If I ever go to Texas, I'm gonna take you out to a bar and make sure that you go home with a girl so you don't have to have pics of dudes with nipple rings on your computer.

[Hammock Parties]

They're not on my computer, they're on the internets.

[DaKCMan AP]

DaKCMan AP does not own anything Ed Hardy, further evidence of his supreme Awesomeness.

[keg in kc]

keg in kc does not even know what "Ed Hardy" is.

He is an old moron.

[Pablo]

I rock my Ed Hardy shades at night. They match up with my sick Ed Hardy tee pretty nice. Then I pull my Hinder CD out of my Ed Hardy cd-case and light up a Virginia Slim with my Ed Hardy lighter.

Gym. Tan. Laundry

Words to live by.

[Braincase]

And now a new way to spot a douche on the louche... Ed Hardy Wine (http://edhardywines.com/).

[Iowanian]

DaKCMan AP does not own anything Ed Hardy, further evidence of his supreme Awesomeness.

Ed Hardy wears Tshirts that say "Iowanian" in camo to help him win high maintenance chics.

[Brock]

Facebook sluts are the pathway to enlightenment.

It's kind of an extension of my "gorillas in the mist" bar slut study.

It's time you had an honest discussion with yourself.

[Iowanian]

It's time you had an honest discussion with your therapist.

fyp

[loochy]

No.

Ed Hardy shirts are worn by overcompensating douchebags, and people who wear them deserve to rightly be made fun of.

See: The cast of "Jersey Shore"

It has nothing to do with being a tough guy, and everything to do with being a trend hopping taint herpe.

If I were you, I'd just buy some bigger shirts.

THIS. It has nothing to do with being buff or muscular or jealous. It has to do with trying too hard to be cool and douching out.


www.guidofistpump.com (http://www.guidofistpump.com)

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[Hammock Parties]

It's time you had an honest discussion with yourself.

I get a kick out of looking at ed hardians, male and female, sorry. Sue me for homosexuality.

[Brock]

I get a kick out of looking at ed hardians, male and female, sorry. Sue me for homosexuality.

There's nothing wrong with being gay, contrary to what you've had beaten into your head over the years.

[Hammock Parties]

There's nothing wrong with being gay, contrary to what you've had beaten into your head over the years.

So I enjoyed the Julia Child movie, so what?

[HotRoute]

So I enjoyed the Julia Child movie, so what?

ROFL

[irishjayhawk]

DaKCMan AP does not own anything Ed Hardy, further evidence of his supreme Awesomeness.

ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

awwww

http://i.imgur.com/zkQUl.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

[loochy]

awwww

http://i.imgur.com/zkQUl.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Oh yeah, I forgot about the obligatory stiff brimmed turned sideways a little bit hat that must accompany the douchedom.

[Fat Elvis]

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs116.snc3/16342_176391388269_84424928269_2798763_6694627_n.jpg

It must be nice to know that the world is collectively laughing at you and not with you.

[Hammock Parties]

So the Facebook girl who had those photos friended me...which means I get access to her boyfriend's photos...and it's a GOLDMINE.

http://i.imgur.com/WWtkr.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

[DaneMcCloud]

So the Facebook girl who had those photos friended me...which means I get access to her boyfriend's photos...and it's a GOLDMINE.

http://i.imgur.com/WWtkr.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

I have so many friends in KC that dress like that! It's kinda sad.

I have NO friends in Los Angeles who dress like that.

[OnTheWarpath15]

So who are the bigger douchebags?

a) Guys who wear Ed Hardy.

b) Guys who wear Affliction.

c) Guys who wear Tapout.

d) All of the above.

[NewChief]

So who are the bigger douchebags?

a) Guys who wear Ed Hardy.

b) Guys who wear Affliction.

c) Guys who wear Tapout.

d) All of the above.

I think they're all the same guys.

[DaneMcCloud]

So who are the bigger douchebags?

a) Guys who wear Ed Hardy.

b) Guys who wear Affliction.

c) Guys who wear Tapout.

d) All of the above.

While I think those shirts are fucking stupid, I think the guy wearing one of those brands would be fucking stupid in a Hanes t-shirt.

Some guys are just born douchetards.

[Hammock Parties]

So who are the bigger douchebags?

a) Guys who wear Ed Hardy.

b) Guys who wear Affliction.

c) Guys who wear Tapout.

d) All of the above.

Those are all the same guy.

Friday, Saturday, Sunday clubbing. Gotta have a diverse wardrobe.

[CHENZ A!]

I owned an Ed Hardy shirt, it was pretty cool to me. wore it probably 3 or 4 times(horrible investment). I bought a LE because nothing is worse than seeing other people out rocking the same shit as you. it's in my closet somewhere, haven't worn it in probably a year and a half just because I think the style is played out. My personal style draws on many different influences, none of which are these "douchebags" you guys are showing pics of. I can give you a different look every day of the week. you gotta keep people on their toes you know? And whatever you wear, own it, take a little pride in your appearance(not just clothes) just don't go overboard and don't try too hard. also be a friendly person. :clap:

drunk rant over

[DaKCMan AP]

drunk rant over

Hah, happy cinco de mayo, bro!

[CHENZ A!]

Hah, happy cinco de mayo, bro!

LA BAMBA! same to you man! I still have that pic of us on TV haha.. Lemme know when you make it to KC for a game and we'll have some beers/tailgate for sure

[God of Thunder]

That was good. The guy with Down's Syndrome in the Ed Hardy shirt just ended up just pulling a OMGWTFPWNZR!!!1!eleven!1!! on the guy.

The Gods of Irony have struck a mighty blow this evening.

It wasn't them, it was me.

[healthpellets]

now that you can buy "Ed Hardy" gear at Target, the whole things should fade rather quickly. thankfully.

[Rausch]

I have so many friends in KC that dress like that! It's kinda sad.

I have NO friends in Los Angeles who dress like that.

Yes, sad indeed...

[Simply Red]

if you go 'graphic-tee' - i'd recommend a subtle True Religion, Hugo Boss or Juicy Couture. Ed Hardy's look ridiculous, and are WAY over-designed, way too much flash, not to mention the justified stereo-type that follows them.

[NewChief]

if you go 'graphic-tee' - i'd recommend a subtle True Religion, Hugo Boss or Juicy Couture. Ed Hardy's look ridiculous, and are WAY over-designed, way too much flash, not to mention the justified stereo-type that follows them.

This is what I usually rock in T-shirts... or just a solid color American Apparel... or a band/concert shirt.
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/category.jsp?popId=&navAction=jump&isSortBy=true&navCount=0&pushId=MENS&id=M_TOPS

[Rausch]

This is what I usually rock in T-shirts... or just a solid color American Apparel... or a band/concert shirt.
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/category.jsp?popId=&navAction=jump&isSortBy=true&navCount=0&pushId=MENS&id=M_TOPS

Sweet.

Cool that you bank on french designs, outdated comix strips, and.....well fuck that's exactly what every other T is for fuck's sake...

[DaneMcCloud]

This is what I usually rock in T-shirts... or just a solid color American Apparel... or a band/concert shirt.
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/category.jsp?popId=&navAction=jump&isSortBy=true&navCount=0&pushId=MENS&id=M_TOPS

I didn't realize you were a skinny emo kid

[Demonpenz]

I can't remember the place, but I was at a place in the legends that had polo shirts that were 80 bucks looked the same as what I had on. I am not above an 80 dollar shirt, but it better look like an 80 dollar shirt damnit

[NewChief]

I didn't realize you were a skinny emo kid

Indeed I am, though I prefer the term hipster to emo. ;)

[Rausch]

Indeed I am.

...

[Simply Red]

american apparel are some of the most comfortable vintage cotton shirts made, period. I can testify, also they're available in plain colors, i like the heather-grey.

[Rausch]

american apparel are some of the most comfortable vintage cotton shirts made, period. I can testify, also they're available in plain colors, i like the heather-grey.

I don't know you anymore...:shake:

[NewChief]

american apparel are some of the most comfortable vintage cotton shirts made, period. I can testify, also they're available in plain colors, i like the heather-grey.

They're evidently in bad financial shape according to my wife, who keeps up with the textile/fashion industry (and is also a huge fan of the company).

[Simply Red]

I don't know you anymore...:shake:

i have no idea what you mean, these are PLAIN tees, do you not wear tee shirts? Its just a very forgiving material.

here's the hoodie i bought, I'm not emo, i'm just dope.


http://i41.tinypic.com/15529z8.jpg

[Simply Red]

that's the female version, but the color is the same, etc, etc.... all BUT the fit are identical.

[CoMoChief]

This is what I usually rock in T-shirts... or just a solid color American Apparel... or a band/concert shirt.
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/category.jsp?popId=&navAction=jump&isSortBy=true&navCount=0&pushId=MENS&id=M_TOPS

ROFL at the Blades of Steel shirt. I want that.

[NewChief]

ROFL at the Blades of Steel shirt. I want that.

Yeah, I mean there is a lot of variety on that page. If someone doesn't find at least one shirt that tickles their fancy, then they're hopeless.

[Rausch]

Yeah, I mean there is a lot of variety on that page. If someone doesn't find at least one shirt that tickles their fancy, then they're hopeless.

Or straight...

[Simply Red]

Or straight...

you're just being ridiculous, now.

[NewChief]

you're just being ridiculous, now.

He's just old, crusty, and out of style (and possibly drunk). Forgive him.

[Fat Elvis]

I owned an Ed Hardy shirt, it was pretty cool to me. wore it probably 3 or 4 times(horrible investment). I bought a LE because nothing is worse than seeing other people out rocking the same shit as you. it's in my closet somewhere, haven't worn it in probably a year and a half just because I think the style is played out. My personal style draws on many different influences, none of which are these "douchebags" you guys are showing pics of. I can give you a different look every day of the week. you gotta keep people on their toes you know? And whatever you wear, own it, take a little pride in your appearance(not just clothes) just don't go overboard and don't try too hard. also be a friendly person. :clap:

drunk rant over

Alrighty then....

[Simply Red]

He's just old, crusty, and out of style (and possibly drunk). Forgive him.

I know Brad, I like Brad, but goddammit, just because you are selective about wearing something fucking does NOT mean you're gay, i'm so over that!

[Brock]

Nothing wrong with overpaying for a made in america product.

[CHENZ A!]

Alrighty then....

I don't expect everyone to get it.
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[OnTheWarpath15]

I should have taken a picture to prove it, but while picking my wife up at the airport this morning, I saw a car with an Ed Hardy steering wheel cover.

ROFL

[loochy]

I should have taken a picture to prove it, but while picking my wife up at the airport this morning, I saw a car with an Ed Hardy steering wheel cover.

ROFL

Oh yeah, my neighbor has one of those in her crappy 80s nissan.

[Simply Red]

Oh yeah, my neighbor has one of those in her crappy 80s nissan.

ridiculous, they also even sell EH coolies, and lighters. ughhh....

[loochy]

ridiculous, they also even sell EH coolies, and lighters. ughhh....

They should make some Ed Hardy toilet paper so I can wipe my crap on those stupid douchey designs.

[DaneMcCloud]

Indeed I am, though I prefer the term hipster to emo. ;)

LMAO

Just kidding, Dude. Enjoy!

[Simply Red]

anybody ever watch 'How To Make It In America?'

[NewChief]

LMAO

Just kidding, Dude. Enjoy!

http://re1000.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/hipster1.jpg

Minus the girl jeans. Just can't go that far.

[DaneMcCloud]

http://re1000.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/hipster1.jpg

Minus the girl jeans. Just can't go that far.

Hey Man, whatever floats your boat.

I see Emo kids in skinny jeans every stinkin' day in Hollywood. I see tatted up guys and girls with piercings everywhere, hairstyles and hair colors of the freakin' rainbow, and it's all good with me.

I'm the LAST person in the world that thinks that personal expression, no matter how far off the beaten path or "normal" it may be, is wrong.

Be yourself and fuck the rest.

[Delano]

http://browncardigan.com/imagesfarm/0Yutp41rROoX0cv.jpg

[NewChief]

http://browncardigan.com/imagesfarm/0Yutp41rROoX0cv.jpg

That's only on the weekends. Except I can't do the shaved head. That takes things too far.

[NewChief]

Hey Man, whatever floats your boat.

I see Emo kids in skinny jeans every stinkin' day in Hollywood. I see tatted up guys and girls with piercings everywhere, hairstyles and hair colors of the freakin' rainbow, and it's all good with me.

I'm the LAST person in the world that thinks that personal expression, no matter how far off the beaten path or "normal" it may be, is wrong.

Be yourself and **** the rest.

Heh. I'm probably overselling my indie cred. I'm currently wearing some jeans with a DKNY plaid buttondown and some TOMs shoes. Not exactly hipster.

[Simply Red]

I'm rockin' my sevens, black Brooks runners, and a solid black PLAIN Buffalo-Jeans crew-knit.

[CHENZ A!]

anybody ever watch 'How To Make It In America?'

Absolutely. Great show. The theme song is so good too, Aloe Blacc- I need a dollar
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[CHENZ A!]

I'm at work, so currently light purple dress shirt and dark gray slacks, black rockports w white stitching..
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[Hammock Parties]

Memorial day: Douchebag-o-rama at the lake.

http://i.imgur.com/gJHfp.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

http://i.imgur.com/VA0op.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

http://i.imgur.com/PRWGo.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

http://i.imgur.com/9f5AH.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

http://i.imgur.com/Pi3hY.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

http://i.imgur.com/Mvh91.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

http://i.imgur.com/uy9Vz.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

http://i.imgur.com/7xoS9.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

[Sofa King]

Memorial day: Douchebag-o-rama at the lake.


http://i.imgur.com/7xoS9.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

are those 2 queers holding hands?



and BTW, those ultra huge sunglasses look stupid...

[Hammock Parties]

Holy fuck, they are!

I think the guy on the left is flexing.

[Fish]

My taste is eyewear is constantly at odds with "mainstream" fashion sense. These giant CHiPs glasses seem so completely stupid I'm just shocked at how it could come into "style".

[Sofa King]

My taste is eyewear is constantly at odds with "mainstream" fashion sense. These giant CHiPs glasses seem so completely stupid I'm just shocked at how it could come into "style".

http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/findstuff22/Best%20Images/Entertainment%20and%20Celebrities/Celebrities%20Adjusted/people-nicole-richie-2422705_1350.jpg


Nicole Richie is the perfect example of someone who loves stupid looking sunglasses.... no coincidence i hate her...

[Pants]

Those douchebags are pulling some really nice trim. Don't be a hater, goat.

[MOhillbilly]

Those douchebags are pulling some really nice trim. Don't be a hater, goat.

he cant fuckin help it brah.

[NewChief]

My taste is eyewear is constantly at odds with "mainstream" fashion sense. These giant CHiPs glasses seem so completely stupid I'm just shocked at how it could come into "style".

It's one of those things that sort of starts off as retro-ironic... but then eventually makes it mainstream as being earnestly fashionable. Sort of like moustaches a year or two ago.

[Hammock Parties]

Those douchebags are pulling some really nice trim. Don't be a hater, goat.

Hey, more power to them. Doesn't mean I can't make fun of them.

[MOhillbilly]

my head is to big for sunglasses but if i could find a pair that fit id rock these
http://www.allespilotenbrillen.nl/wp-content/uploads/mirrored-aviators.jpg

[MOhillbilly]

Hey, more power to them. Doesn't mean I can't be jealous of them.

thats better.

[Hammock Parties]

thats better.

Do you not realize how high maintenance those women are?

No thanks.

[MOhillbilly]

Do you not realize how high maintenance those women are?

No thanks.

ya dude not that i gave a ****. i cant pull ass like that anymore but at one time i could.

[Pablo]

Do you not realize how high maintenance those women are?

No thanks.Big deal.

Not like you have to marry them. Just fuck them.

[OnTheWarpath15]

My taste is eyewear is constantly at odds with "mainstream" fashion sense. These giant CHiPs glasses seem so completely stupid I'm just shocked at how it could come into "style".

I don't get the giant frames either. Next thing you know the kids will be wearing BlueBlockers.

Give me my Maui Jim's for the rest of my life, and I'll be a happy camper.

[loochy]

Big deal.

Not like you have to marry them. Just fuck them.

This.

[Hammock Parties]

These guys go by "Rib Ribble" and "DJ Iceman." Hilarious.

http://i47.tinypic.com/5ebo1x.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

http://i48.tinypic.com/24v0ac1.jpg

[Brock]

What's funny is that some of the dudes around here aspire to be that.

[BIG_DADDY]

What's funny is that some of the dudes around here aspire to be that.

You wear Ed Hardy don't you?

[Brock]

You wear Ed Hardy don't you?

TBH, I don't know who Ed Hardy is. Got any new Affliction T's?

[MOhillbilly]

What's funny is that some of the dudes around here aspire to be that.

thats funny for alot of reasons. Im sure you get it.:)

[BIG_DADDY]

TBH, I don't know who Ed Hardy is. Got any new Affliction T's?

I think this one is perfect for you. It's like the personification of your BB personality.

[Brock]

I think this one is perfect for you. It's like the personification of your BB personality.

You should get one with this on the front of it captioned "I wuv my Daddy".

http://towrowrow.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/masonreese.jpg

[BIG_DADDY]

You should get one with this on the front of it captioned "I wuv my Daddy".

http://towrowrow.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/masonreese.jpg

Wow, how may brain cells did you have to burn in order to come up with that?

[OnTheWarpath15]

What's funny is that some of the dudes around here aspire to be that.

Hilarious that the person we all think of most when it comes to this subject pops into the thread questioning you within seconds.

[Brock]

Hilarious that the person we all think of most when it comes to this subject pops into the thread questioning you within seconds.

:LOL:

[BIG_DADDY]

Hilarious that the person we all think of most when it comes to this subject pops into the thread questioning you within seconds.

Who did you used to be?

[Brock]

One of the many around here who find you to be a cartoon, obviously.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Who did you used to be?

I've never had a mult account. Ask a mod.

I'm the guy that thinks you and your "I'm a bad-ass - Affliction/Tapout-wearing - gubment coming to get my guns - oh shit, a black man is president - better start building a bunker for the riots - my freedoms have all been stolen from me- seatbelts are the debbil" act jumped the shark eleventy-billion years ago.

And I'm pretty sure I'm not the only person who feels this way.

If I'm wrong, I'll leave forever.

[OnTheWarpath15]

One of the many around here who find you to be a cartoon, obviously.

Beat me to it, and in much fewer words.

Fuck you, Brock.

:D

[ModSocks]

I've never had a mult account. Ask a mod.

I'm the guy that thinks you and your "I'm a bad-ass - Affliction/Tapout-wearing - gubment coming to get my guns - oh shit, a black man is president - better start building a bunker for the riots - my freedoms have all been stolen from me- seatbelts are the debbil" act jumped the shark eleventy-billion years ago.

And I'm pretty sure I'm not the only person who feels this way.

If I'm wrong, I'll leave forever.

Hey man, some of those affliction Tee's are pretty frickin cool. Unfortunately I could never wear one, I don't have that "ultra-Macho" physique and attitude for anyone to take me seriously.

If i did wear one, people would probably just wanna kick my ass, lol.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Hey man, some of those affliction Tee's are pretty frickin cool. Unfortunately I could never wear one, I don't have that "ultra-Macho" physique and attitude for anyone to take me seriously.

If i did wear one, people would probably just wanna kick my ass, lol.

LMAO

[BIG_DADDY]

I've never had a mult account. Ask a mod.

I'm the guy that thinks you and your "I'm a bad-ass - Affliction/Tapout-wearing - gubment coming to get my guns - oh shit, a black man is president - better start building a bunker for the riots - my freedoms have all been stolen from me" act jumped the shark eleventy-billion years ago.

And I'm pretty sure I'm not the only person who feels this way.

If I'm wrong, I'll leave forever.

I just don't remember you even with 30k posts. As far as the rest of your post Tapout shirts used to be cool before they went mainstream. On the positive side I think it has brought awareness to sports that certainly deserves it whether that be submission fighting or MMA. Affliction occasionally has a cool shirt but many of them are just goofy. I also don't think that many things that are perceived as being moronic/goofy/gay or whatever as this thread suggests are. Examples would be good hygiene, or designer clothes depending on what they are. From suits to jeans to shirts there is a lot of good stuff out there. Then there is really goofy stuff like Ed Hardy.

As far as our rights are concerned or the president is concerned I have zero issues with a black president. I have huge issues with this one. Colin Powell would have made a much better president. Our constitution is under attack and our rights are deteriorating. To deny that is just ........... well goofy.

[ModSocks]

LMAO

Nothing screams, "ima kick ur ass" Like a sleeveless hoody. Could you imagine my 150 lb ass walking around in this, HAHA

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/7339/a2182370large.jpg (http://img717.imageshack.us/i/a2182370large.jpg/)

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[BIG_DADDY]

Hey man, some of those affliction Tee's are pretty frickin cool. Unfortunately I could never wear one, I don't have that "ultra-Macho" physique and attitude for anyone to take me seriously.

If i did wear one, people would probably just wanna kick my ass, lol.

There are all kinds of 120 pound guys running around with enough of that apparell on at one time to really look goofy. I don't think it's stuff people who actually compete wear much anymore unless they are getting paid.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I just don't remember you even with 30k posts.

Four reasons:

1) You're full of shit.

2) I stay out of DC, because it's mostly filled with slapdicks like you.

3) Unless you go Extreme Retard in the main forum- which seems to becoming a recent trend - I tend to refrain from responding to your posts, because as Brock said, you're a fucking cartoon. Fish in a fucking barrel.

4) I'm generally here to talk football, and you have the football IQ of Terri Schiavo in her current state. Again, fish in a fucking barrel.

[ModSocks]

There are all kinds of 120 pound guys running around with enough of that apparell on at one time to really look goofy. I don't think it's stuff people who actually compete wear much anymore unless they are getting paid.

My favorite are the real fat, out of shape guys who you KNOW haven't seen the gym in years, that wear those Tapout shirts.

"Bitch, the only tapping out you'll be doing is tapping out from exhaustion after trying to chase my skinny ass around this parking lot"

[Brock]

I just don't remember you even with 30k posts. As far as the rest of your post Tapout shirts used to be cool before they went mainstream. On the positive side I think it has brought awareness to sports that certainly deserves it whether that be submission fighting or MMA. Affliction occasionally has a cool shirt but many of them are just goofy. I also don't think that many things that are perceived as being moronic/goofy/gay or whatever as this thread suggests are. Examples would be good hygiene, or designer clothes depending on what they are. From suits to jeans to shirts there is a lot of good stuff out there. Then there is really goofy stuff like Ed Hardy.

As far as our rights are concerned or the president is concerned I have zero issues with a black president. I have huge issues with this one. Colin Powell would have made a much better president. Our constitution is under attack and our rights are deteriorating. To deny that is just ........... well goofy.


Nobody cares what you think, Meat.

[ModSocks]

Four reasons:

1) You're full of shit.

2) I stay out of DC, because it's mostly filled with slapdicks like you.

3) Unless you go Extreme Retard in the main forum- which seems to becoming a recent trend - I tend to refrain from responding to your posts, because as Brock said, you're a ****ing cartoon. Fish in a ****ing barrel.

4) I'm generally here to talk football, and you have the football IQ of Terri Schiavo in her current state. Again, fish in a ****ing barrel.

Can't we all just get along?

[OnTheWarpath15]

Can't we all just get along?

Well, in an interesting stroke of irony, we know who the Rodney King is in this this exchange.

[BIG_DADDY]

Four reasons:

1) You're full of shit.

2) I stay out of DC, because it's mostly filled with slapdicks like you.

3) Unless you go Extreme Retard in the main forum- which seems to becoming a recent trend - I tend to refrain from responding to your posts, because as Brock said, you're a ****ing cartoon. Fish in a ****ing barrel.

4) I'm generally here to talk football, and you have the football IQ of Terri Schiavo in her current state. Again, fish in a ****ing barrel.

Your'e funny. I'm the one that acts like a badass and look at all your tough talk. I don't even know who you are or do I care to but you certainly seem to think you know a lot about me. BTW, how do you know so much about what goes on in DC if you're not even in there?

You know nothing about my football IQ and I certainly don't know anything about yours. I may not be as smart as some on this BB when it comes to football but I don't recall you ever saying anythything of value so I'll just leave it at that. I did win the gambling thread one year though and have been close a couple times so I must know a little bit about some of it. That being said I have nothing against you other than the fact that you're trying really hard to act like a BB badass right now for some reason. I guess yanking your boyfriends chain a little really sends you into a tailspin.

[Brock]

Oh dude, he got you good with that homo smack.

[BIG_DADDY]

Oh dude, he got you good with that homo smack.

I'm not trying to get anyone. Yanking your chain a little has obviously really upset your friend though as we have no history.

[Demonpenz]

surprise fun day!

[OnTheWarpath15]

Oh dude, he got you good with that homo smack.

LMAO

Breaking out the big stick.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Just curious, but does having a sig that's like 3x bigger than acceptable make up for some sort of "shortage" elsewhere, "BIG DADDY?"

Run along, throw on your Affliction gear, you wouldn't want to be late for your sparring session that will make you a magenta belt.

FWIW, I'm in no way a tough guy, and the 50+ people on this board can and will attest to it.

I'm just calling it as I see it - that you're a fucking clown.

[Hammock Parties]

This thread would come full circle if someone invaded Big Daddy's facebook and ganked a picture of him in affliction, tapout or ed hardy.

[Sofa King]

This thread would come full circle if someone invaded Big Daddy's facebook and ganked a picture of him in affliction, tapout or ed hardy.

you already did, didn't you....

[Hammock Parties]

you already did, didn't you....

Big Daddy would never friend a pickle-smooching queerbait like myself...