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Demonpenz
02-03-2010, 09:58 PM
look at the add in the middle of the screen

Demonpenz
02-03-2010, 09:59 PM
look at the add that says 9 dollars

Buck
02-03-2010, 10:02 PM
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* Individual travel-date specific fares must be booked on spiritair.com by 11:59 PM ET on February 3, 2010 for travel on the dates as specified by individual market and by market direction. Fares are for coach class travel unless otherwise specified. Fares are each way based on roundtrip purchase, and roundtrip travel is required, but these fares may be combined with other valid and applicable Spirit Airlines fares on other dates of travel. Not all markets are operated on a daily basis during the travel period, or necessarily for the entire travel period -- please see spiritair.com for details. All fares include a Passenger Usage Fee of $7.00 per passenger per direction. All customers are allowed one free carry-on bag. Fees for bags paid in advance online at www.spiritair.com are $19 each way for the first bag only. The fee for Bag 2 is $25 each way, and items 3 thru 5 are $100.00 per item each way. When paying at the airport, fees for the first and second bags are $25 per bag each way. There is no charge to check wheelchairs, strollers, car seats, or other assistive devices. Items that are overweight or oversized will continue to be weighed and sized at the airport, and fees collected when checking in. Golf club and boxes/containers are acceptable and can be prepaid online provided they meet weight and or size restrictions. Additional bags can be pre-purchased at any time provided inventory is available. (No less than one (1) hour prior to departure). All checked baggage fees are non-refundable. Customers involved in a stop-over flight that involves a connection of over 4 hours will be charged based on point to point travel. All fares listed on spiritair.com are per customer for each way of travel and include the base fare plus a federal excise tax and all fuel surcharges. Fares do not include (a) a segment tax of $3.60 per U.S. domestic flight segment (a flight segment is defined as one takeoff and landing) of a passenger’s itinerary; (b) up to $18 per round trip in local airport charges; or (c) a September 11th Security Fee of $2.50 per enplanement originating at a U.S. airport. International itineraries do not include governmental taxes and fees (including U.S. government excise tax) of up to $125 per round trip. Additionally, if sold in, or travel originates in a country outside of the U.S., additional taxes may apply (up to 22% of the fare value per country). Fares are subject to availability and may not be available on all flights or on all days, and will be highly restricted around certain holiday periods. Previously purchased tickets may not be exchanged for these new sale fares. Certain restrictions apply. For best results, please book early.

Demonpenz
02-03-2010, 10:06 PM
lo

TrebMaxx
02-03-2010, 10:09 PM
Certified muff divers only.

DaFace
02-03-2010, 10:11 PM
Nice. Someone has a sense of humor. Or is about to be fired, one or the other.

WhitiE
02-03-2010, 10:12 PM
i think i got $9 sittin around some where....

rtmike
02-03-2010, 11:23 PM
No one noticed the "handjobs"? :D

Pants
02-03-2010, 11:25 PM
No one noticed the "handjobs"? :D

ROFL

Took me a while to find it...

Mr. Flopnuts
02-03-2010, 11:58 PM
Any coincidence the handjobs are next to the airwolf?

Reaper16
02-04-2010, 12:02 AM
Any coincidence the handjobs are next to the airwolf?
With 'penz? Nah, no coincidence at all.