Found My Nephew with Porn

[Otter]

Went over to my brothers house for the super bowl. I was only there for roughly 45 or but when I went up to my nephews room to play a game of Madden (I kick his ass with the Chiefs he plays Eagles and I win every time) and when I was looking at his games I found a Penthouse stuffed behind the desk.

He's 12 years old. I'm trying to be the cool uncle here and told him women shouldn't be looked at this way. I'm not sure if I scared him more than I helped him when I said "what if that was your mother" but I didn't have time to rehearse what I was saying. Stuffed the magazine down my pants and headed out.

My brother is a life time military dude who's a hard ass dick for lack of a better description. I know if I tell him he's gong to be a dick he's going to punish the kid for months.

Personally I'm glad he's looking at chicks and not the cable guys ass crack. (NTTIAWRT) I think I'm letting this one slide. Would you tell?

[OnTheWarpath15]

Nope.

[Frazod]

You asshole. Give the kid his Penthouse back. ROFL

[SAUTO]

whats the problem again???
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[Brock]

Why don't you mind your own business?

[MoreLemonPledge]

No way. You were 12 once. It's completely normal.

[Demonpenz]

Tell him to wait until he out on his own to look at titties (wait nevermind I would run away from my parents at that age for some boobies )

[Mecca]

Well now he thinks you're a dick for taking his porno mag.

[Rain Man]

I don't think I would have scolded him at all. I would've just said it's good that we have common interests and moved on.

[Donger]

Went over to my brothers house for the super bowl. I was only there for roughly 45 or but when I went up to my nephews room to play a game of Madden (I kick his ass with the Chiefs he plays Eagles and I win every time) and when I was looking at his games I found a Penthouse stuffed behind the desk.

He's 12 years old. I'm trying to be the cool uncle here and told him women shouldn't be looked at this way. I'm not sure if I scared him more than I helped him when I said "what if that was your mother" but I didn't have time to rehearse what I was saying. Stuffed the magazine down my pants and headed out.

My brother is a life time military dude who's a hard ass dick for lack of a better description. I know if I tell him he's gong to be a dick he's going to punish the kid for months.

Personally I'm glad he's looking at chicks and not the cable guys ass crack. (NTTIAWRT) I think I'm letting this one slide. Would you tell?

You took his porn? What's wrong with you?

[Miles]

You asshole. Give the kid his Penthouse back. ROFL

Back to the Sears catalog for him.

[PornChief]

should have told him - that's not porn, THIS is porn, and whipped out your copy of lesbian vibrator bitches.

[NIUhuskies]

no way man, ud ruin the kid. seems pretty normal for an adolescent kid his age... leave him be, he could doing a lot worse things than that

[Brock]

Kind of weird to be rooting around in your 12 year old nephew's room.

[Ebolapox]

jesus, what an asshole. let him have his magazine back.

[ILikeBigTiddys]

U can't find your own porn? The cool uncle would of told him about xvideos.com or spankwire.com
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[DeezNutz]

Nope. Please return the pron. /the yute

[Otter]

Well now he thinks you're a dick for taking his porno mag.

If his Dad found he wouldn't be able to sit down for a month. I think I did him a favor.

[JD10367]

12? Shit, when I was around 9 I was finding porn mags and hiding them. It's part of being a kid. You want him to hate you? Like the mom in the Beastie Boys song, who took away his best porno mag? :shake:

[OnTheWarpath15]

Nope. Please return the pron. /the yute

LMAO

[Ebolapox]

fuck, I remember when my dad found my stash of (one) girlie mag when I was fourteen or so. he replaced it with three of a newer variety. my dad rocks.

[stlchiefs]

You asshole. Give the kid his Penthouse back. ROFL

Yeah, don't you have the internet? Mean old uncle! :grr:

[Thig Lyfe]

Replace "with" with "in" and this is an extremely fucked up thread right now.

[Frazod]

If his Dad found he wouldn't be able to sit down for a month. I think I did him a favor.

Are you sure? I mean, what man doesn't remember flogging the bishop to dirty magazines at age 12?

[Buehler445]

You did the right thing.

[Chief Pote]

Dude.....don't be a rat fink. Don't you know that snitches get stitches?

[NewChief]

The cool uncle? You took the kids stroke stash. The least you could have done was turn him on to your favorite pr0n sites online and given him your login. Good grief. Cool uncle, indeed.





In all seriousness. You did the right thing.

[Otter]

Are you sure? I mean, what man doesn't remember flogging the bishop to dirty magazines at age 12?

Chief Master Otter's brother is pretty much a no-nonsense prick. Trust me on this one.

[Donger]

****, I remember when my dad found my stash of (one) girlie mag when I was fourteen or so. he replaced it with three of a newer variety. my dad rocks.

I remember finding my Dad's stash: about four copies of "Jugs." Being the sharp mind that I am, I rapidly ascertained that he was a "breast man." COme to think of it, I think the magazine's title had more than one 'g'

[KCbroncoHATER]

I won't say a word but I would put a towel over anything I sit on in his room from now on.

[-King-]

So now he thinks that there is something wrong with looking at naked women, what do you think he'll turn to?....



Seriously though, give the mag back. Its part of growing up. He'll he has the some of the tamest porn there is. Now if you found a bukkake magazine you should be worried..

[Donger]

I good uncle would have shown him how to hide it better.

[Saul Good]

If his Dad found he wouldn't be able to sit down for a month. I think I did him a favor.

Tell his dad that the kid is gay and has a 21 year old boyfriend that he met online. Then, after the dad freaks out, tell him you were kidding and show him the magazine. He'll buy the kid a subscription to Penthouse.

[KCFalcon59]

You did the right thing.

[NewChief]

The best part about this:

Otter gets to stroke it to an actual glossy magazine tonight. When's the last time he hasn't stroked it while gazing lovingly at his computer monitor?

[Frazod]

I good uncle would have shown him how to hide it better.

THIS

[JD10367]

Now if you found a bukkake magazine you should be worried..

Naah.

Unless he had circled the woman's face with a Sharpie, and written, "Someday..." with a bunch of hearts around it. :rolleyes: LMAO

[-King-]

I won't say a word but I would put a towel over anything I sit on in his room from now on.

ROFLROFLROFL

[Johnny Vegas]

show him youporn. Nobody needs to be paying for porn anymore.

[Demonpenz]

It could have been a good way of him having someone to talk too when he knows his dad will be too pissed to help. I don't know if that is good or bad, because I learned right from wrong with my dad dragging me around by my ear.

[Otter]

Dude.....don't be a rat fink. Don't you know that snitches get stitches?

I'm more familiar with snitches getting stitches than 90% of the people in the world. That's not the issue.

He's not my kid. I don't have kids. I'm asking for advice because I don't have kids.

[acesn8s]

Should have grabbed it, held it up and say "Shoulda found a better hiding place, Bitch!" Then take the mag and hide it in the bro's bedroom and let the sis-in-law find it and let the hilarity begin.

[stumppy]

You should give the mag back to him only when you can talk to him in private. I think the best thing you could do/say is to point out a couple of better hiding places for his porn while letting him know he's too young to be looking at the stuff.;)
You can't just tell him it's all cool. Give kids an inch they'll take a mile.

[Donger]

I'm more familiar with snitches getting stitches than 90% of the people in the world. That's not the issue.

He's not my kid. I don't have kids. I'm asking for advice because I don't have kids.

1) How do you know that he wasn't just reading the articles?

2) How exactly did he get the pron? Was it Daddy's?

[-King-]

You should give the mag back to him only when you can talk to him in private. I think the best thing you could do/say is to point out a couple of better hiding places for his porn while letting him know he's too young to be looking at the stuff.;)
You can't just tell him it's all cool. Give kids an inch they'll take a mile.

It's penthouse. In today's world, thats like a millimeter.

[Titty Meat]

Way to go Uncle Doucherocket.

[acesn8s]

1) How do you know that he wasn't just reading the articles?

2) How exactly did he get the pron? Was it Daddy's?:LOL:

[RJ]

Why did you want his magazine? The pages are probably all stuck together.

[stumppy]

It's penthouse. In today's world, thats like a millimeter.

Then he'll only take a kilometer.

[acesn8s]

Did you tell him that he could find his porn on the net?

[Frazod]

I'm more familiar with snitches getting stitches than 90% of the people in the world. That's not the issue.

He's not my kid. I don't have kids. I'm asking for advice because I don't have kids.

If you think he'll have issues talking to his dad because he's a hardass, and want to be the guy he can go to with problems, sadly I think you probably just fucked that up forever.

I don't have kids either, but when dealing with them I just try to remember how I would react in that situation. And had that happened to me, I'd feel embarrassed and betrayed. And pissed.

[Pioli Zombie]

Do you know how hard it is for a 12 year old to snag a Penthouse? And then you make him feel bad? From now on you are Uncle Tight Ass Cunt.
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[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Let the kid be a kid


http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee228/Rmbxr9/biguns.jpg

[Otter]

1) How do you know that he wasn't just reading the articles?

2) How exactly did he get the pron? Was it Daddy's?

Hehe, you're a dick.

I've know my brother for 35 years. The dude farts dust, it wasn't his pron.

[acesn8s]

You should at least give him a Maxim in return.

[Donger]

Hehe, you're a dick.

I've know my brother for 35 years. The dude farts dust, it wasn't his pron.

Well, does he have any older siblings? Where did he get it from?

[Thig Lyfe]

You should at least give him a Maxim in return.

That would be insulting his intelligence.

[RJ]

Well, does he have any older siblings? Where did he get it from?


Why do you ask?

[DeezNutz]

Well, does he have any older siblings? Where did he get it from?

Santa. Duh.

Way to fuck up the kid's present, man.

[Pioli Zombie]

Now you are "the weird Uncle who walked off with my Penthouse in his pants"
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[ChiefsCountry]

You give him a Sports Illustrated to hide the Penthouse in. Duh.

[DeezNutz]

Yeah, the whole "in your pants" thing...You might want to get tested now. 12-year-olds of today are a different breed.

[Bwana]

I would let it slide dude. I was able to get a hold of a Playboy or two at that as well. :)

[Pioli Zombie]

Otter is now Neidermeyer
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[Otter]

I don't think I would have scolded him at all. I would've just said it's good that we have common interests and moved on.

I'm not a prude when it comes to sex by ANY stretch of the imagination. I've told some good stories on here of my experiences with girls. I'm just concerned where I stand here between him and my brother.

Maybe I'm making too much of this...I'll take the kid out after work this week and try to explain to him why I compared his Mom to the girl getting the spiked, king kong dildo shoved up her ass when I have more time to think about what to say.

I don't know how you guys raise kids without going nuts.

[Royal Fanatic]

I would have said "Dude, put that away". And I would never mention it again.

I sure as hell wouldn't tell his dad.

[LiL stumppy]

It's just pron man. Either way, he's going to see it. Nothing you, or anyone can do about it.Nothing. You didn't prevent anything, you just made you look more like an a-hole. That's something you let his dad find and you let it slide. Saying something like your too younge for this wouldnt be horrible, but don't bring his mother into the situation and deff. don't take his gold mind.

[Ebolapox]

...why I compared his Mom to the girl getting the spiked, king kong dildo shoved up her ass...

:spock:

really? you mentioned his mom in the same sentence as 'getting big dildo shoved in ass'?!?

duuuuude. that kid now needs therapy for the next fifteen years of his life. great job, douche.

[Pioli Zombie]

I'm not a prude when it comes to sex by ANY stretch of the imagination. I've told some good stories on here of my experiences with girls. I'm just concerned where I stand here between him and my brother.

Maybe I'm making too much of this...I'll take the kid out after work this week and try to explain to him why I compared his Mom to the girl getting the spiked, king kong dildo shoved up her ass when I have more time to think about what to say.

I don't know how you guys raise kids without going nuts.
You know, in criticizing your taking his porn and shoving it in your pants I completely overlooked the eeeewww factor of bringing up his mother in relation to the porn ho. This was epic fail in every way.
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[-King-]

Great job, now everytime he thinks of/has sex, he'll think of his mom.

[SLAG]

would anyone be oppose to a spin off thread with a Poll?

How old were you when you first looked at pr0n?

[Otter]

You know, in criticizing your taking his porn and shoving it in your pants I completely overlooked the eeeewww factor of bringing up his mother in relation to the porn ho. This was epic fail in every way.
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I'm not sure if I scared him more than I helped him when I said "what if that was your mother" but I didn't have time to rehearse what I was saying.]

That's what I meant by that..shut up. I'm done talking about his tonight.

[SLAG]

Great job, now everytime he thinks of/has sex, he'll think of his mom.

oedipus Complex?

[ArrowheadMagic]

Tell the truth...it was gay porn... right.

[-King-]

You know, in criticizing your taking his porn and shoving it in your pants I completely overlooked the eeeewww factor of bringing up his mother in relation to the porn ho. This was epic fail in every way.
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Yup, that's the worst part about it. Confiscating the mag, I can kind of understand. But comparing his mom to the girls in the mag....thats going overboard.







Also, Otter, dude, you're gross. You stuffed the magazine in your pants. Think about the kind of stuff he does with the magazine and what kind of bodily fluids are on it.....and you stuffed it in your pants

[Frazod]

would anyone be oppose to a spin off thread with a Poll?

How old were you when you first looked at pr0n?

First time I ever saw it? Eight or nine. My stepfather had a stash in a box in the basement.

First time I ever, uh.... implemented it? 11.

:whackit:

[Kyle DeLexus]

Dude.....don't be a rat fink. Don't you know that snitches get stitches?


"I'll kill a snitch. I'm not saying I have. I'm not saying I haven't."


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/extramustard/images/Manning.SNL.jpg

[acesn8s]

Two things

1. Keep you hands off my Doritos

2. And keep your hands off my porn.

[Royal Fanatic]

First time I ever saw it? Eight or nine. My stepfather had a stash in a box in the basement.

First time I ever, uh.... implemented it? 11.

:whackit:
I seldom actually laugh out loud at anything I see online. Well done.

[Hammock Parties]

He's 12 years old. I'm trying to be the cool uncle here and told him women shouldn't be looked at this way. Stuffed the magazine down my pants and headed out.

You're a fucking moron. You owe that kid an apology. And some fresh pr0n.

[Pioli Zombie]

"Dad, Uncle Otter said Mom was like the girls in Penthouse"
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[Frazod]

"Dad, Uncle Otter said Mom was like the girls in Penthouse"
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This made me laugh out loud. :LOL:

[Hammock Parties]

If his Dad found he wouldn't be able to sit down for a month. I think I did him a favor.

Less than bad is not equal to good.

[stumppy]

Look on the bright side. At least you didn't find a 1/4 lb. of weed like my oldest brother found in my room when I was 12.
The prick ! Chewed my ass out and kept my weed.

[acesn8s]

"Dad, Uncle Otter said Mom was like the girls in Penthouse"
Posted via Mobile Device"Mom, Uncle Otter said you like to shove dildoes in your ass."

[Donger]

Why do you ask?

I'm curious as to how the boy procured the pron, obviously. He most likely did not walk into a 7/11 and buy it.

[Rausch]

Porn is like shaving cream: at some point you will not only want but NEED both of them.

And once yer' old enough you should always have some on hand...

[Hammock Parties]

I found my first pr0n in a shrub walking home from school.

It was like Moses and the burning bush. Especially to a Jehovah's Witness kid who said "ew" the first time a kid on a school bus flashed a penthouse at him. Speaking of the bush, that pretty much shocked me.

It was a little bit muddy but I can deal.

[GordonGekko]

at least you know he is not gay

[munkey]

Why don't you mind your own business?

This...

[BigRedChief]

seems like its not "abnormal" stuff for a 12 year old boy that need reporting to the parents.

[Rausch]

This...

X2...

[Donger]

I found my first pr0n in a shrub walking home from school.

It was like Moses and the burning bush. Especially to a Jehovah's Witness kid who said "ew" the first time a kid on a school bus flashed a penthouse at him. Speaking of the bush, that pretty much shocked me.

It was a little bit muddy but I can deal.

How did your "date" go?

[GordonGekko]

I found my first pr0n in a shrub walking home from school.

It was like Moses and the burning bush. Especially to a Jehovah's Witness kid who said "ew" the first time a kid on a school bus flashed a penthouse at him.

It was a little bit muddy but I can deal.



similar story. i was 9 years old and threw a bat into a very large dumpster in an apartment complex and i went into the dumpster to get my bat back. the dumpster was almost completely empty having just been dumped and on the floor of the dumpster were like 10 playboys almost in mint condition. i guess someone's girlfriend found them and threw them out...

[Hammock Parties]

How did your "date" go?

Why did you put date in quotation marks? It was a legit date. The lady came over and I made her dinner, and then we watched TV and giggled. Later I took her out for ice cream.

[Donger]

Why did you put date in quotation marks? It was a legit date. The lady came over and I made her dinner, and then we watched TV and giggled. Later I took her out for ice cream.

Because I was asking you.

[Thig Lyfe]

at least you know he is not gay

Yeah, how could you ever come back from that?

[acesn8s]

similar story. i was 9 years old and threw a bat into a very large dumpster in an apartment complex and i went into the dumpster to get my bat back. the dumpster was almost completely empty having just been dumped and on the floor of the dumpster were like 10 playboys almost in mint condition. i guess someone's girlfriend found them and threw them out...Was there a dead body in the dumpster the next day?

[Hammock Parties]

Because I was asking you.

I don't follow.

[ForeverChiefs58]

If your brother would beat him so he wouldn't be able to sit down for a month, then your brother is a big ol dickhead and epic fail of a father gee whiz. Sit down and talk with him sure, but beating him for beating it? That is messed up to a very high degree, and probably will lead to him crying during sex.

[ForeverChiefs58]

sounds like the person you should have a talk with is your brother. Introduce the man to weed or something. I am pretty shocked any guy would have a reaction like that to an almost teenage son.

[-King-]

I don't follow.

Because he was asking you

[Rausch]

Because he was asking you

:evil:

[MikeMaslowski]

When I was 12 I was watching saturday morning wrestling. The main fight had a hot ring girl coming up and there were some chicks sprinkled out between the bouts. My mom usually slept in so I didn't think it would be a problem to do a little "wrestling" with myself.

I decided to warm up with the chicks. Pants off everything free. So I'm sitting there with friend in hand waiting for the big finish. Mom walks in... "Uh...." Looks at the TV and it was showing the dudes, not the ring girls!!! She walked out. I was like "Oh fuck my mom thinks I'm gay!" To compound things, my aunt who never came over, happened to show up that night. I knew that was a topic of discussion.


Don't say anything else to the kid. Bet he feels akward, just let it go. Pr0n is like crack to a tween/teen, you will not get him to see the morality of not looking at it.

[MikeMaslowski]

similar story. i was 9 years old and threw a bat into a very large dumpster in an apartment complex and i went into the dumpster to get my bat back. the dumpster was almost completely empty having just been dumped and on the floor of the dumpster were like 10 playboys almost in mint condition. i guess someone's girlfriend found them and threw them out...

Was it a "cum dumpster"?

http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae69/mikemaslowski/kobedumpster.jpg

[Slainte]

If I had a "cool" uncle like you when I was 12 and you stole my Penthouse, I think I might tell my parents that cool uncle Otter tried to get his hand down my pants when we were playing Madden...

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

How Ironic, I had an Uncle that found my porn stash when I was 12, after he took it away I started fondling the livestock.

[Mastashake]

Although my dad was out of town almost constantly, he would keep his pornography at home. When I was eleven I found his stash, about 20 issues of Hustler. Needless to say it corrupted me, because I seriously thought that was what real intimacy was about.

I specifically remember my favorite shoot being a lesbian scene. Seeing another guy was kind of creepy, but the two girls... was great.

As far as how to deal with the situation I think you did an okay job. Sexuality is a VERY important key to life. Almost all of us will have sex, yet our Puritanistic society seems to think its sinful. It sounds like his father does. So tell him what he's feeling is normal. These magazines although fun are rather unrealistic and downright deviant, and let him go from there.

And be glad you didn't catch him in the act. That would have been embarrassing for both, possibly scarring him.

[Slainte]

How Ironic, I had an Uncle that found my porn stash when I was 12, after he took it away I started fondling the livestock.

Your life is like a tragic tale penned by Dostoevsky...

[RippedmyFlesh]

If you think he'll have issues talking to his dad because he's a hardass, and want to be the guy he can go to with problems, sadly I think you probably just fucked that up forever.

I don't have kids either, but when dealing with them I just try to remember how I would react in that situation. And had that happened to me, I'd feel embarrassed and betrayed. And pissed.


Maybe not.
I think he had the best intentions preventing the kid from getting an ass whipping if dad found it. I have kids and that's what i would have done.(I mean i would have done what Otter did for clarification)
If he had got his butt kicked over it then Otter would have felt bad for not taking it. And besides the kid will prob get in trouble for something less and Otter can tease him by saying "Imagine if he had found the penthouse?"

[stumppy]

How Ironic, I had an Uncle that found my porn stash when I was 12, after he took it away I started fondling the livestock.


And it lead to a life long career for you.

Like I said, he should give it back.

[RippedmyFlesh]

You asshole. Give the kid his Penthouse back. ROFL

ROFL
best quote in the thread

[RippedmyFlesh]

When I was young I stole my older brother's porn mag.
Back in the day the one's that were more hardcore than playboy would have on the cover
"For educational purposes"
Now I was just a dumb kid but i knew what educational meant.
i was confused but knew if there was a school teaching this as a "class" I wanted to enroll there.

[acesn8s]

When I was young I stole my older brother's porn mag.
Back in the day the one's that were more hardcore than playboy would have on the cover
"For educational purposes"
Now I was just a dumb kid but i knew what educational meant.
i was confused but knew if there was a school teaching this as a "class" I wanted to enroll there.So you jerked it to a Biology text book?:doh!:

[RippedmyFlesh]

So you jerked it to a Biology text book?:doh!:
:spock:
that was the loophole back in the day. porn mags had for educational purposes to get them around laws.

[Galileo Humpkins]

Contrary to the original posters' findings, my uncle was the one to introduce me to Playboy. That was a subject heavily debated with my family and it wasn't until Christmas Eve did I experience my first prepubescent exposure to women in such a raw manner. It wasn't an actual magazine as much as it was a revealing calender, but it rocked my strudel all the same.

A few years later, my father bought a Hustler magazine. I guess the thought process behind this was that I would eventually discover the opposite sex at some point or another, and they had rather I did it under their awareness as opposed to going behind their back.

I can see how both viewpoints could reach an understandable ratiocination. If I were a parent or authoritative figure, I would be more concerned about addiction to pornography more than anything, as that can be detrimental to ones' health and construe your perspective on women later in life--- in a nutshell, more or less.

So you jerked it to a Biology text book?:doh!:

Biological science is sexy.

[Saccopoo]

Your life is like a tragic tale penned by Dostoevsky...

Or Hobby Farm Quarterly...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Way to go Uncle Doucherocket.

ROFL

[bevischief]

You should have given pointers on where to hide it better. Now give his porn back.
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[Micjones]

I think I'd talk to his dad about it, but I'd ask that he address the issue in an indirect way.
It's normal to have that kind of boyish curiosity, but it would be helpful for his father to talk to him about it in a civil way. Penthouse shouldn't shape his opinion of the female body or of sexuality. That's dad's job.

[ForeverChiefs58]

Penthouse shouldn't shape his opinion of the female body or of sexuality. That's dad's job.


That is not a dad's job. More than likely, a girl in his homeroom class will shape his opinion of sexuality, at least that is what happened to me.

[memyselfI]

Hell no, don't tell. You need to tell him you aren't going to tell because he's probably worried. Not that you are keeping secrets but because you trust his judgment not to do this again UNTIL HE'S OLDER and that he's lucky you found it and not his Mama. What he did is normal for a boy his age. Your reaction was quite normal as well. Poor kid.

Maybe give him something less graphic and taboo like a Victoria Secrets or SI swimsuit issue. Not quite the same but alot less icky if Mom stumbles upon it. I ordered Maxim for this reason.

[PRIEST]

You asshole. Give the kid his Penthouse back.
ROFL

THIS


Nope would not say a word:clap:

[gblowfish]

BUSTED!!
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[ModSocks]

I've been busted once. Had my VHS porn confiscated. I was 16 though. And i was busted by a big fat Mexican guy with Diabetes.

I think i was watching Crazy Latinas #8.

[L.A. Chieffan]

i was fappin it out the womb, nbd

[beach tribe]

Dude. Put it back. Plz don't snitch on the kid.

It's a freakin pent house for pete's sake. It's not like he's watchin the crap you watch.

[Mastashake]

Dude. Put it back. Plz don't snitch on the kid.

It's a freakin pent house for pete's sake. It's not like he's watchin the crap you watch.

I saw a penthouse with a girl peeing on stuff. I don't know if you've seen one in the last 10 years or so, but they're downright deviant.

[Inspector]

As a parent who has raised a bunch of boys, my advice is to not sweat the petty stuff.

However you can advise him, given the right opportunity, that it's ok to pet the sweaty stuff.

[beach tribe]

I saw a penthouse with a girl peeing on stuff. I don't know if you've seen one in the last 10 years or so, but they're downright deviant.

Haven't seen one in a while, but I know I had em' when I was that age, and I respect broads.

J/K

[Chiefnj2]

I'm more familiar with snitches getting stitches than 90% of the people in the world. That's not the issue.

He's not my kid. I don't have kids. I'm asking for advice because I don't have kids.

Advice = ignore mag, or tell him to hide it better.

[beach tribe]

As a parent who has raised a bunch of boys, my advice is to not sweat the petty stuff.

However you can advise him, given the right opportunity, that it's ok to pet the sweaty stuff.

:clap:

[RJ]

He probably had more stashed. If not, he'll have a replacement before the weekend.

[Chiefnj2]

Without the magazine he'll have to go on the internet. He'll probably find 2 girls 1 cup and will be scarred for life and turn into some weird serial killer like the guy in Silence of the Lambs. Way to go Otter, hope you are happy.

[Mr. Laz]

You asshole. Give the kid his Penthouse back. ROFLthis


don't be such a dick, otter.

[Iowanian]

You did what you felt was right at the time.

I think I might have told him that there wasn't anything wrong with that, or what he was doing, but explained that it wasn't real, the women are airbrushed, and to not think most of the things he sees and reads in there are normal/common...and that in real life, he should treat his women with respect.


My mom was livid after finding my stash, and my dad wasn't happy the time he located what I'd borrowed from his...hell, my mom found some stuff in a box I brought home after college and burned that too.

[LaChapelle]

EWeeeeee
did you lick the pages?

[LaChapelle]

He probably borrowed it
and now will get his ass kicked every day in school for years

[raybec 4]

He just needs a lesson on where to stash his contraband before he gets caught with something that's considered a felony.

[Bunit]

Hell no I wouldn't tell. I wouldn't have took it either. Shit, I'm surprised it was a penthouse and not a computer with some chick doing unmentionable things. Bought to open a new window.

[JD10367]

A lot of you are chastizing him for bringing the kid's mom into the discussion.

I believe we should all withhold judgement until we get pics of the sister-in-law. :)

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'd be thrilled it was just a Penthouse. Let's face it, porn is a completely different animal these days than it was for most of us.

When we were kids, we'd rub one out to one of the bitches in the JCPenney catalog and consider ourselves lucky.

With the invention of the internet, kids these days can't get an erection unless the girl is bound, with a ball in her mouth, and getting choked.

Give him back his mag, lest he really discover porn.

[JD10367]

With the invention of the internet, kids these days can't get an erection unless the girl is bound, with a ball in her mouth, and getting choked.

Wow. That's a freaky coincidence. I was just watching that on xvideos this morning before work. LMAO

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Or Hobby Farm Quarterly...

Actually , I have a subscription to "Boar Stud Magazine" and nobody suspects anything.

[Rain Man]

With the invention of the internet, kids these days can't get an erection unless the girl is bound, with a ball in her mouth, and getting choked.


Link?

[Pushead2]

Link?

this....

[KCChiefsMan]

its totally normal dude

[memyselfI]

My theory on this is that I've been pretty blessed and a damn good parent if the worst thing I find is a stash of porn the likes of Penthouse.

[CosmicPal]

Maybe he was just reading it for the Penthouse letters? You just denied a 12-year old some great stories.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Link?

this....

:shrug: PROBABLY NSFW

http://bitcast-a.v1.sjc1.bitgravity.com/kink/imagedb/7347/i/h/830/6.jpg

[Iowanian]

He was studying for a medical career as an OBGYN and now you've ruined his chance to get ahead.