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This might take some brain power fuckers. Or it may be a repost.
Rausch
02-10-2010, 12:04 AM
Rival teams toilet seats...
big nasty kcnut
02-10-2010, 12:05 AM
I want a chiefs desk. Also want a chiefs cheerleader.
Rausch
02-10-2010, 12:06 AM
Also want a chiefs cheerleader.
Eh.....probably not.
Reaper16
02-10-2010, 12:06 AM
Shirts that say "Super Bowl Champions 20__"
Rausch
02-10-2010, 12:08 AM
Shirts that say "Super Bowl Champions 20__"
They've had those out for 10 years...
Rival teams toilet seats...
Ive always thought they should put the opposing teams urinal cakes in the arrowhead piss trofs.
Thig Lyfe
02-10-2010, 12:10 AM
Ive always thought they should put the opposing teams urinal cakes in the arrowhead piss trofs.
lol trofs?
cdcox
02-10-2010, 12:11 AM
Chiefs suspicious white powder from Arrowhead.
cdcox
02-10-2010, 12:12 AM
Carl Peterson memorial leather coffee cup.
lol trofs?
Sorry mr wizard, i dont have spell chekker enabeled.
Thig Lyfe
02-10-2010, 12:15 AM
Sorry mr wizard, i dont have spell chekker enabeled.
Yeah, you gotta have magic powers to spell "trough" correctly.
Psyko Tek
02-10-2010, 12:18 AM
if you're just gonna piss in it troff is close enough
Thig Lyfe
02-10-2010, 12:21 AM
if you're just gonna piss in it troff is close enough
NO! RESPECT THE TROUGH!!!
Rain Man
02-10-2010, 12:23 AM
A Lake Dawson jersey so casual football fans will think I got the wrong number, but real football fans would appreciate the humor.
ChiefJustice
02-10-2010, 12:24 AM
A jet-pack that is fueled by my burning hatred of the Broncos
Rausch
02-10-2010, 12:24 AM
Cutler tampons would be cool...
KCrockaholic
02-10-2010, 12:29 AM
A Lake Dawson jersey so casual football fans will think I got the wrong number, but real football fans would appreciate the humor.
I could only imagine all the dumbass Bronco fans coming up to me and saying. "your number is wrong!". I would just bust out laughing each time.
KCrockaholic
02-10-2010, 12:30 AM
I don't know if they exist, but I think it would be cool to have Chiefs blue jean pants. You know, with the logo sewn into the pant leg or something.
sportsman1
02-10-2010, 12:33 AM
Kansas City Chiefs Urinal Kegs FTW!
Mastashake
02-10-2010, 12:51 AM
A Lake Dawson jersey so casual football fans will think I got the wrong number, but real football fans would appreciate the humor.
:D
I'd like to see Chiefs brand broadheads...
acesn8s
02-10-2010, 01:21 AM
A Carl Peterson punching bag.
POND_OF_RED
02-10-2010, 01:27 AM
A severed foot from the kicker who shall go unnamed.
acesn8s
02-10-2010, 01:36 AM
The Arrowhead dildo collection.
The Dante Hall - Its just a little fuck
The Carl Peterson - The king of fuck ups
The Lin Elliot - A huge dildo because nobody fucks up like Lin.
POND_OF_RED
02-10-2010, 01:39 AM
The Arrowhead dildo collection.
The Dante Hall - Its just a little ****
The Carl Peterson - The king of **** ups
The the kicker that shall go unnamed - A huge dildo because nobody ****s up like Lin.
:doh!::doh!::doh!:
LMAO
Kyle DeLexus
02-10-2010, 07:07 AM
Chief condoms so that you think you have a solid foundation for defense, then you switch to a 3-4 and knock up 3 chicks from 3 different buffets.
A Chiefs jersey. Number 09 on the front. Number 40+ on the back. The name would read "AND COUNTING"
I would also like a t-shirt with the mixture Cubs/Chiefs logo.
Sofa King
02-10-2010, 08:38 AM
a button... a simple button... that whenever i push it, it causes a broncos fan to punch himself/herself in the face..... hard....
not to be limited to just fans... players, coaches, staff etc... as well..
Sofa King
02-10-2010, 08:39 AM
I would also like a t-shirt with the mixture Cubs/Chiefs logo.
you're a glutton for punishment aren't you...
you're a glutton for punishment aren't you...
yeah.....still married.......
Tango&Cash
02-10-2010, 08:50 AM
Chiefs ZUBA pants. My dad has a pair, the pair that I have don't fit me anymore, as it's been about 15-20 years since I've last worn them.
rageeumr
02-10-2010, 08:50 AM
A sideline cap that doesn't look like it belongs at Kansas Speedway?
blaise
02-10-2010, 08:53 AM
Dwayne Bowe special edition Butterfinger bar.
Bearcat
02-10-2010, 09:00 AM
A Peyton Manning jersey.
blaise
02-10-2010, 09:08 AM
A Peyton Manning jersey.
A current Jared Allen jersey.
Sofa King
02-10-2010, 09:20 AM
yeah.....still married.......
i'm so sorry to hear.... you're in my prayers...
i'm so sorry to hear.... you're in my prayers...
Why thank you, kind sir. The purgatory will be made a little easier when I relocate to southern Florida.
InChiefsHeaven
02-10-2010, 10:54 AM
A "Dammit Carl" foam brick to throw at my TV.
CosmicPal
02-10-2010, 10:54 AM
I always thought it'd be nice to have a toilet designed in the replica of Mile High Stadium. Every time I sit down, I take a big 'ol dump in their "field"
A "Dammit Carl" foam brick to throw at my TV.oh thats a good one.
Soon to be a Holy Pioli! brick.
tooge
02-10-2010, 11:01 AM
A red phone that actually let me call down to the coach during a game. With an arrowhead on it of course.
bkkcoh
02-10-2010, 11:50 AM
Replicas of the Lombardi Trophy's the Chiefs have won recently for the long-time fans to enjoy.
Jilly
02-10-2010, 12:44 PM
Only in Chiefs.
Molitoth
02-10-2010, 12:46 PM
I want a Peyton Manning Chiefs jersey.
InChiefsHeaven
02-10-2010, 01:07 PM
I want a Peyton Manning Chiefs jersey.
Already mentioned. Post Fail...
Tytanium
02-10-2010, 01:09 PM
I want a Ryan Succop #256 Mr Irrelevant jersey.
MikeMaslowski
02-10-2010, 02:38 PM
Seriously,
Arrowhead should have a brewery with beers named after players.
A Chiefs edition Harley Davidson.
Chiefs logo sneakers.
A ceiling fan light globe with the KC logo on it.
A reality show that follows them through EVERY season/offseason.
That's it for now.
A reality show that follows them through EVERY season/offseason.
Oh jeez, let's not do that again.:facepalm:
Jilly
02-10-2010, 02:52 PM
seriously, I've looked everywhere for some sort of chiefs swimwear and nothing. I'd also like them to make ladies merchandise that isn't built for a tall slender woman with no chest. I swear, every ladies shirt I get my girls end up making it a mid-drift.
seriously, I've looked everywhere for some sort of chiefs swimwear and nothing. I'd also like them to make ladies merchandise that isn't built for a tall slender woman with no chest. I swear, every ladies shirt I get my girls end up making it a mid-drift.http://shop.fanhouse.com/Kansas-City-Chiefs-Womens-Striped-String-Bikini-_386090717_PD.html
http://product.images.dreamsretail.com/41-99/41-99156-P.jpg
stevieray
02-10-2010, 03:01 PM
A Chiefs edition Harley Davidson.
Chiefs logo sneakers.
Deron Cherry rode a Chiefs Harley onto the field once..
Reebok makes a Chiefs sneaker..eighty bones...:shake:
personally, I'd like to see them sell Chiefs First Down Elvis shades...they already make the red velvet ballcap...
InChiefsHeaven
02-10-2010, 03:05 PM
I want a Ryan Succop #256 Mr Irrelevant jersey.
No you don't, it'll just ensure that we trade him in a couple of seasons...
Monty
02-10-2010, 03:06 PM
Deron Cherry rode a Chiefs Harley onto the field once..
Reebok makes a Chiefs sneaker..eighty bones...:shake:
personally, I'd like to see them sell Chiefs First Down Elvis shades...they already make the red velvet ballcap...
My wife bought me those sneakers a couple of years ago...less bones though. They're great shoes. I'd been looking for something like that for quite some time.
I owe you a phone call too. I haven't forgotten. :)
Monty
02-10-2010, 03:07 PM
http://shop.fanhouse.com/Kansas-City-Chiefs-Womens-Striped-String-Bikini-_386090717_PD.html
http://product.images.dreamsretail.com/41-99/41-99156-P.jpg
Good find, but I think that further proves Jilly's point. How are you going to stuff some 36DD's in that? :eek:
gblowfish
02-10-2010, 03:07 PM
I'd like a "Chiefs Fan #1 foam finger" autographed by you know who.
Monty
02-10-2010, 03:08 PM
I'd like a "Chiefs Fan #1 foam finger" autographed by you know who.
ROFL
Good find, but I think that further proves Jilly's point. How are you going to stuff some 36DD's in that? :eek:Boobs pouring out of a bikini top is all the rage.
MOhillbilly
02-10-2010, 03:10 PM
fore & buttstock for my shotgun in KC red with gold trim and a Arrowhead on either side of the stock.
stevieray
02-10-2010, 03:11 PM
I'd like a "Chiefs Fan #1 foam finger" autographed by you know who.
dont be shy g-man..I'll sign it..;)
stevieray
02-10-2010, 03:14 PM
My wife bought me those sneakers a couple of years ago...less bones though. They're great shoes. I'd been looking for something like that for quite some time.
I owe you a phone call too. I haven't forgotten. :)
ya, they're pretty sharp..good to know they came down in price.
Jilly
02-10-2010, 03:53 PM
Good find, but I think that further proves Jilly's point. How are you going to stuff some 36DD's in that? :eek:
This post is somewhat very creepy to me.....
and while I like that swimsuit.....I would never wear it.
Monty
02-11-2010, 12:16 PM
This post is somewhat very creepy to me.....
and while I like that swimsuit.....I would never wear it.
Creepy? How so? That certainly wasn't the intent. :-)
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