Ford Recalls 2010 Mustang

[ILWarpaint]

Ford Recalls 2010 Mustang For Being Too Cool

FEBRUARY 16, 2010 | ISSUE 46•07
DETROIT—-Ford officials issued a massive recall of the entire 2010 Mustang line Tuesday, apologizing for a quality-control oversight that led to the company manufacturing a badass muscle car that was way too awesome for the American public. "We deeply regret this lapse in judgment and accept full responsibility for the mistake," Ford CEO Alan R. Mulally said standing beside a gorgeous, cherry-red vehicle recalled for being "way too smoking." "After numerous road tests, we've found the car to be a mean, mean ride that Americans are simply not cool enough to handle, and it would be irresponsible of us to allow anyone to get behind the wheel of this killer car. It's truly frightening how sweet the Mustang is." According to Mulally, Ford has canceled production on the 2011 Mustang, and will instead release a line of fuel-efficient vehicles in an effort to appeal to boring old Americans. :thumb:

Ford Recalls 2010 Mustang For Being Too Cool | The Onion - America's Finest http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/ford_recalls_2010_mustang 2/16/2010

[L.A. Chieffan]

onions still got it...

[Fish]

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Thank
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[Lzen]

Heh, heh. Good stuff.

[Demonpenz]

I bought a mustang awhile back it was a piece of shit.

[BigRedChief]

I bought a mustang awhile back it was a piece of shit.
I love my 2005 mustang. I've got 85K miles on it now and nada problem, evah.

[Bowser]

I bought a mustang awhile back it was a piece of shit.

It was an '82, wasn't it?

[googlegoogle]

There is no competition in the US automobile industry for homegrown builders. Not enough independents and only large makers. Too many regulations i assume.

[Demonpenz]

It was an '82, wasn't it?

that was my exp

[Bowser]

that was my exp

I appreciate you taking that thing off my hands, bro. Your 19,500 went a long way towards my Vegas weekend being a success.

[Demonpenz]

no problem the coat hanger melted to the passenger window for my servers outfit at applebees was night