View Full Version : Other Sports Tiger Woods to hold news conference Friday
Donger
02-17-2010, 02:16 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100217/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_tiger_talks;_ylt=AmQzz0VPAkMGMqu0vTxZ7u.s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNqaWwzbHE0BGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwMjE3L2dsZ l90aWdlcl90YWxrcwRjY29kZQNtb3N0cG9wdWxhcgRjcG9zAzQEcG9zAzEEcHQDaG9tZV9jb2tlBHNlYwN5bl9oZWFkbGluZV9sa XN0BHNsawN0aWdlcndvb2RzdG8-
MARANA, Ariz. – Tiger Woods will end nearly three months of silence Friday when he speaks to the media for the first time about his middle-of-the-night accident sparked shocking revelations about his infidelity.
Woods will speak to a small group of reporters at 11 a.m. Friday from the clubhouse of the TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla., home of the PGA Tour.
"This is all about the next step," Mark Steinberg, his agent, told The Associated Press. "He's looking forward to it."
Steinberg said he would speak to a "small group of friends, colleagues and close associates" about his past and what he plans next, along with apologizing for his behavior.
He said three wire services would be in invited, and he was asking the Golf Writers Association of America to pick a small group of reporters to serve as a pool. Steinberg said there would be one pool camera, but it would be available live via satellite.
The news conference will be held during the Accenture Match Play Championship in Arizona, which is sure to steal attention away from the first big event of the year. Accenture was the first sponsor to drop Woods when he became embroiled in a sex scandal.
"It was a matter of timing," Steinberg said.
When asked if the news conference could have waited until after Accenture's tournament, he replied, "No."
Hog's Gone Fishin
02-17-2010, 02:18 PM
He's going to announce his wife is a ho .
He's going to announce his wife is a ho .With a ho on each arm.
blaise
02-17-2010, 02:38 PM
With a ho on each arm.
While Robert Palmer's Addicted to Love plays behind him.
shitgoose
02-17-2010, 02:38 PM
The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to Hell and Tiger Woods went to Heaven.
The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in Hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error.
"However", the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified".
Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and they stop to have a chat.
"Sorry about the mix up", apologizes the Pope.
"No problem" replied Tiger Woods.
Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven"
Tiger: "Why is that?"
Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
Tiger: "You're a day late."
blaise
02-17-2010, 02:39 PM
Third world dictators think this will be a sham.
He should just go up there and say, hey folks, I really like sex. And I don't like sex with just one woman, I like sex with lots of different women. And so I'm going to get a divorce and give my wife a shitload of money and then it will be none of anyone's business how many women I have sex with. Thank you for coming and have a nice day.
Otter
02-17-2010, 03:08 PM
Hopefully it goes something like this:
"First off, I wholeheartedly admit I'm probably the biggest dumb ass alive for making the decision to get married as rich, professional athlete while in my early 30s. I mean who in his right mind would have thunk that a good looking, pro athlete millionaire in his early 30's would want to sleep with more than one woman for the rest of his life? *pffft* That was sarcasm people.
I'm cutting my losses and giving her half my shit with an agreement that my future earnings cannot be touched. She'll never have to work a day again in her life and live like a queen to shut her up because I know I'm never going to live down sleeping with 20 women while I was married to her. I know I'll spend the rest of my life living like a beaten dog staying married to her.
Anyway, the boys, you know who you are, your plane tickets are on the way to your house via parcel. I have the penthouse at The Bellagio for two weeks before I have to go out and start winning some more tournaments.
To the media; you're a bunch of ****ing vultures. **** you. Everyone else, I'll see on the golf course."
(walks off with middle finger raised over shoulder)
Demonpenz
02-17-2010, 03:18 PM
is it good or bad news Magic Johnson is going to be there with him?
blaise
02-17-2010, 03:21 PM
is it good or bad news Magic Johnson is going to be there with him?
Actually, Magic Johnson is just what he calls his johnson. He wants everyone to know he's bringing it.
Brock
02-17-2010, 03:23 PM
To the sponsors that abandoned me: **** YOU. You're going to be kissing my ass in 2 years.
kcxiv
02-17-2010, 03:24 PM
i wonder what the ratings on this will be. lol
Tango&Cash
02-17-2010, 03:26 PM
Don't care.
Brock
02-17-2010, 03:29 PM
Don't care.
Thanks for the info.
Tango&Cash
02-17-2010, 03:31 PM
Thanks for the info.
No prob. But really though is this thread worthy?
Donger
02-17-2010, 03:33 PM
No prob. But really though is this thread worthy?
Is there something about it that leads you to believe that it is not?
Earthling
02-17-2010, 03:38 PM
The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to Hell and Tiger Woods went to Heaven.
The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in Hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error.
"However", the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified".
Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and they stop to have a chat.
"Sorry about the mix up", apologizes the Pope.
"No problem" replied Tiger Woods.
Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven"
Tiger: "Why is that?"
Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
Tiger: "You're a day late."
This joke alone makes it thread worthy, :D
Brock
02-17-2010, 03:48 PM
No prob. But really though is this thread worthy?
Is your post worthy of being a post?
So... Idiot Keitzman was on the air just a while back, asking Idiot Harry and Clinkscale if they thought Tiger "Had to cry" during the upcoming interview. And actually discussed whether it had to be genuine tears.
Like it was some sort of requirement for pacifying the media....
Fucking stooges...
BigVE
02-17-2010, 04:01 PM
http://www.atom.com/fun_games/tiger_woods_defense/?xrs=eml_121709
seclark
02-17-2010, 04:06 PM
No prob. But really though is this thread worthy?
thread worthy...wtf? been here long?
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thread worthy...wtf? been here long?
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On a board that regularly sees threads about bowel movements, the man wonders if this one is thread worthy?
tyler360
02-17-2010, 04:14 PM
He should not have to address his personal life to us. It is his business if he wants to sleep around with 30 different women. He should just go back to playing golf.
Bowser
02-17-2010, 04:17 PM
So... Idiot Keitzman was on the air just a while back, asking Idiot Harry and Clinkscale if they thought Tiger "Had to cry" during the upcoming interview. And actually discussed whether it had to be genuine tears.
Like it was some sort of requirement for pacifying the media....
Fucking stooges...
I love Sirius Satellite Radio.
milkman
02-17-2010, 04:26 PM
No prob. But really though is this thread worthy?
We talk about everything here, which is this place is what it is.
Of course it's thread worthy, dumbass.
Where the fuck else would you have someone post this news?
In the thread debating Cassel, or debating the merits of taking Okung v.Berry?
Get the fuck out, dumbass, if you don't like it.
ForeverChiefs58
02-17-2010, 04:27 PM
So... Idiot Keitzman was on the air just a while back, asking Idiot Harry and Clinkscale if they thought Tiger "Had to cry" during the upcoming interview. And actually discussed whether it had to be genuine tears.
Like it was some sort of requirement for pacifying the media....
Fucking stooges...
Is that what Keitzman did when he cheated? I love it when the all glass home dwellers pick up stones.
POND_OF_RED
02-17-2010, 04:34 PM
I'd love to see Woods come out and just deny it all. Just simply say the allegations are all false and walk away. It would be brilliant.
CoMoChief
02-17-2010, 04:43 PM
Is your post worthy of being a post?
Is this post necessary? :D
CoMoChief
02-17-2010, 04:46 PM
I'd love to see Woods come out and just deny it all. Just simply say the allegations are all false and walk away. It would be brilliant.
I'd personally like it if he comes out in assless chaps with a spiked dog collar leashed up to a pornstar with bunny ears with a whip in her hands.
He just looks into the camera and yells "I'm CURED!!!!, See you fuckers at Augusta!!!" Then does the Shooter McGavin pistol pointing gesture and walks off.
L.A. Chieffan
02-17-2010, 04:48 PM
How awesome would it be if he brought in an overhead, Al Davis style, and proceeded to document all the hos he banged over the last few years
Brock
02-17-2010, 04:50 PM
Is this post necessary? :D
How surprising to see you at this moment in particular.
Delano
02-17-2010, 04:52 PM
How surprising to see you at this moment in particular.
lol
Rooster
02-18-2010, 10:42 AM
I'd personally like it if he comes out in assless chaps with a spiked dog collar leashed up to a pornstar with bunny ears with a whip in her hands.
He just looks into the camera and yells "I'm CURED!!!!, See you ****ers at Augusta!!!" Then does the Shooter McGavin pistol pointing gesture and walks off.
ROFLROFL We can only wish.
Earthling
02-18-2010, 10:46 AM
He should just go up there and say, hey folks, I really like sex. And I don't like sex with just one woman, I like sex with lots of different women. And so I'm going to get a divorce and give my wife a shitload of money and then it will be none of anyone's business how many women I have sex with. Thank you for coming and have a nice day.
I like this approach.
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