Larry Johnson wants starter money to resign with Cincinatti

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I just saw this on ESPN2. Apparently the Bengals want to resign him but Larry wants Cedric Benson money. The Bengals aren't going to give it to him.

He's going to end up out of the league. I'm going to laugh my ass off when he is.

[The Franchise]

Apparently he's run out of cake.

[Coogs]

LJ has been reading too many posts by KCbroncoHater. :shake:

[Rooster]

I'm so glad that POS is gone.

[CoMoChief]

ROFL

Good luck Larry

[Fish]

He plays angry....

ROFL

[DBOSHO]

Did you hear this from BRC too?

[DBOSHO]

LJ has been reading too many posts by KCbroncoHater. :shake:

:clap:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Did you hear this from BRC too?

Huh. I was pretty clear in the op. Here, from me to you.

http://www.hookedonphonics.com/learn-to-read/?ShowPopup=0&gclid=CJzNlf2n_J8CFRFbagodwH7elw

[HotRoute]

he's toast, he'll end up in the CFL

[Radar Chief]

LMAO And Cedric Benson hasn’t stopped laughing yet.

[DBOSHO]

Huh. I was pretty clear in the op. Here, from me to you.

http://www.hookedonphonics.com/learn-to-read/?ShowPopup=0&gclid=CJzNlf2n_J8CFRFbagodwH7elw

You got me.

[Frosty]

Hey, he has to pay for the gas for his Maybach somehow. :shrug:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You got me.

Well I figured you were just trying to be an asshole. If not, then my apologies.

[gblowfish]

And his dad needs a head coaching job somewhere too.

[DBOSHO]

Well I figured you were just trying to be an asshole. If not, then my apologies.

i was jokn patna

[DMAC]

I hope Larry finds his way onto an Oakland bus.

[POND_OF_RED]

He'll always have his paintings to lean on when the money dissapears.

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[DMAC]

He'll always have his paintings to lean on when the money dissapears.

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Wow...that...is...awful...ROFL

[Earthling]

he's toast, he'll end up in the CFL

Prolly not for starter money though. :D

[RealSNR]

I hear the Cleveland Browns need a new Jamal Lewis

[LaChapelle]

His agent must be playing him some John Clayton interviews
Clayton says the Bengals are having great success signing players other teams don't want
They have had great success with players like Larry Johnson ??? :eek:???

[The_Doctor10]

he's toast, he'll end up in the CFL

There's no use for a RB as slow as LJ in the CFL.

[chefsos]

Could anyone have imagined, a few years ago, that LJ would be clamoring to be seen in the same light as Cedric fucking Benson?

[Reerun_KC]

Could anyone have imagined, a few years ago, that LJ would be clamoring to be seen in the same light as Cedric ****ing Benson?


Yes.... After you carry the ball for a NFL record 416 times... You don't stay in the league long afterward...

[threebag]

And his dad needs a head coaching job somewhere too.

If larrys dad wants to coach he better get a golf game.

[Red Beans]

Ah...douche.

[KCbroncoHATER]

In Larry's last full game he got a 100 yards.

Team's pay top dollar for guys who can do that.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

In Larry's last full game he got a 100 yards.

Team's pay top dollar for guys who can do that.

LMAO Keep dreaming.

[KCbroncoHATER]

You guys think he will be out of the nfl this season.

I don't.

Hell, it's silly to even think something like that if you ask me.

[milkman]

In Larry's last full game he got a 100 yards.

Team's pay top dollar for guys who can do that.

How badly does your head hurt?

I mean, it has got to be painful being this fucking stupid.

[stlchiefs]

He'll always have his paintings to lean on when the money dissapears.

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That's hilarious! ROFL Larry Johnson talking about Respect! ROFL

[KCbroncoHATER]

He is also an artist.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You guys think he will be out of the nfl this season.

I don't.

Hell, it's silly to even think something like that if you ask me.

No. What's silly is to think he's going to be paid like a starter.

[Saul Good]

No. What's silly is to think he's going to be paid like a starter.

Maybe he said "starving painter", but the reporter mis-typed.

[JD10367]

How badly does your head hurt?

I mean, it has got to be painful being this ****ing stupid.

Nine years a member, only 750 posts, and red rep? Must've been a thing of beauty...

[KCbroncoHATER]

We will see ... he might not get record breaking money but he will get a normal starting cash.

I think the over/under will be 2.5 mil.

[JD10367]

We will see ... he might not get record breaking money but he will get a normal starting cash.

I think the over/under will be 2.5 mil.

Pesos?

[Iowanian]

He's going to make a billion dollars selling his finger paintings of Jim Brown.

[big nasty kcnut]

he not caka panta.

[007]

Oh, this is classic LJ. LMAO

[JD10367]

Here's a list of last year's salaries.

http://content.usatoday.com/sports/football/nfl/salaries/playersbyposition.aspx?pos=143

Going by that, I can't see Larry Johnson cracking the $1.5M mark, let alone the $2.5M mark...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

We will see ... he might not get record breaking money but he will get a normal starting cash.

I think the over/under will be 2.5 mil.

I'll take the under. I'll bet the house.

[Fritz88]

I just saw this on ESPN2. Apparently the Bengals want to resign him but Larry wants Cedric Benson money. The Bengals aren't going to give it to him.

He's going to end up out of the league. I'm going to laugh my ass off when he is.

LJ is a tough SOB. He once raped 3 butterflies because they fucked around in his stomach.

[Pushead2]

I say he signs somewhere for a fake gold chain & a pack of smokes

[JD10367]

I say he signs somewhere for a fake gold chain & a pack of smokes

That's racist! Say, you don't go to college in Compton, do you?

[Mecca]

You can ask for whatever doesn't mean he'll get it, he'll end up on some team as a backup making less than a mill.

[TEX]

I say he signs somewhere for a fake gold chain & a pack of smokes

ROFL

[chiefs1111]

Larry Johnson needs to change his diaper

[KCrockaholic]

Larry Johnson needs to change his diaper

Because he fucking stinks.

[chiefs1111]

Because he fucking stinks.

damn skippy!

[Bwana]

In Larry's last full game he got a 100 yards.

Team's pay top dollar for guys who can do that.

:LOL:

[BigMeatballDave]

Larry is an idiot

[SenselessChiefsFan]

I have just called the Chiefs and told them that I want starter money to be the backup kicker. I figure, I am as good a kicker as LJ is a running back.

[JOhn]

We will see ... he might not get record breaking money but he will get a normal starting cash.

I think the over/under will be 2.5 mil.

Yea I see why you're in the red

your a moran:shake:

[Rain Man]

Three years ago, the phrase "Larry Johnson wants to sign for Cedric Benson money" would have had entirely the opposite meaning.

[SenselessChiefsFan]

In Larry's last full game he got a 100 yards.

Team's pay top dollar for guys who can do that.

Clearly, you are in the minority in your opinion of what Larry will get. This puts you in a tremendous situation to say I told you so if he gets paid well. It also means that you will eat a ton of crow if he isn't.

There is a reason he was third on the depth chart in Cincy. There is a reason he was cut from the Chiefs.

The best thing for LJ to do would be to take an incentive laden deal somewhere he would have a legit opportunity to win the starting job.

I don't think any team is paying 'top dollar' for LJ though.

[KCbroncoHATER]

The reason was that he was run out of town in mid season and they already had their starting line up.

Also Ken Babble of the KC STAR and the local radio guys got the herd together and got him fired.

[KC Jones]

It's petty and silly, but it bugs the shit out of me how many people can't fucking master this simple understanding of two distinct words:

re-sign: to sign again
resign: to withdraw from your employment

[Nzoner]

Paging Jamal Anderson

[Rain Man]

It's petty and silly, but it bugs the shit out of me how many people can't ****ing master this simple understanding of two distinct words:

re-sign: to sign again
resign: to withdraw from your employment


It's not going to change, so you better just re-sign yourself to it.

[Consistent1]

The reason was that he was run out of town in mid season and they already had their starting line up.

Also Ken Babble of the KC STAR and the local radio guys got the herd together and got him fired.

It seems to me that you are just trying to play a role for kicks. The best thing I can say about him at this point is he saved wear and tear on Charles on a terrible team. If you can bait these guys into blasting you with neg rep and have a chuckle while doing it, carry on bro.

[notorious]

It's amazing how our running game improved by leaps and bounds once that slow POS got booted out of KC.

[KCbroncoHATER]

Is Charles still wearing that sling that holds his shoulder in place?

[notorious]

Is Charles still wearing that sling that holds his shoulder in place?

Probably, but he is twice the back that Larry was behind our line with only one arm.

[KCbroncoHATER]

If you are going to send me a PM and call me a moron, please spell it correctly.

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/moran-7512.jpg

Thanks!

[Rasputin]

LJ. Good luck with that.









ROFL

[Mr. Flopnuts]

The reason was that he was run out of town in mid season and they already had their starting line up.

Also Ken Babble of the KC STAR and the local radio guys got the herd together and got him fired.

ROFL How long have you been off your meds?

[JD10367]

It's petty and silly, but it bugs the shit out of me how many people can't ****ing master this simple understanding of two distinct words:

re-sign: to sign again
resign: to withdraw from your employment

I've re-signed myself to not letting that bother me.

Besides, your more likely to find your bothered by improper contractions or use of apostrophe's.

[JD10367]

It's not going to change, so you better just re-sign yourself to it.

:mad: Should've kept reading before I responded.

[Bwana]

The reason was that he was run out of town in mid season and they already had their starting line up.

Also Ken Babble of the KC STAR and the local radio guys got the herd together and got him fired.

Poor, poor LJ! rochambeau


http://souonecanobee.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/waa-cry-baby21.jpg

[MMXcalibur]

Do you think Jay-Z gives two shits about this washed up prick anymore?

[Marco Polo]

Do you think Jay-Z gives two shits about this washed up prick anymore?

http://tvoneblogs.com/thespin/hip-hop/jay-z-larry-johnson-bromance-or-romance-5069.htm

[KCbroncoHATER]

Yawn ...

[KCrockaholic]

http://tvoneblogs.com/thespin/hip-hop/jay-z-larry-johnson-bromance-or-romance-5069.htm

He's gay? No surprise. He loved running into our O-lines ass the last 2 years.

[KCbroncoHATER]

You should walk up and ask LJ if he sucks d_ck.

I am sure he would knock you da f_ck out.

[milkman]

The reason was that he was run out of town in mid season and they already had their starting line up.

Also Ken Babble of the KC STAR and the local radio guys got the herd together and got him fired.

Yeah, Chiefs management, who don't give a rat's ass about the media, fired LJ because of the media.

What a dumbass.

[milkman]

You should walk up and ask LJ if he sucks d_ck.

I am sure he would knock you da f_ck out.

I'd love the opportunity.

Then I can sue him for all he's worth.

I guess after he signs that next contract, that'd be around a mil. more than he's worth now.

[KCbroncoHATER]

Yeah it was a brilliant move by the chefs to cut LJ and write that big check.

You don't have the balls to say that to his face, but on the internet you are a bad ass.

Go figure...

[Brock]

Larry only beats up women.

[milkman]

Yeah it was a brilliant move by the chefs to cut LJ and write that big check.

You don't have the balls to say that to his face, but on the internet you are a bad ass.

Go figure...

You have no idea who the fuck I am, or what I'm like in the real world.

[milkman]

Yeah it was a brilliant move by the chefs to cut LJ and write that big check.

The mistake they made was not cutting ties with LJ the very second the independent abitrator (who clearly was swayed by the media) ruled that LJ's conduct as in violation of his contract, and that the Chiefs could cut him with no fianancial obligation.

[KCbroncoHATER]

Haha ... so you think you could whip LJ?

ok.

[JD10367]

Haha ... so you think you could whip LJ?

ok.

Jesus H. on a raft, you have got to be the stupidest f**king poster I've ever seen on the Interwebz. You have the conversation ablity and wit level of a retarded chimpanzee. I can literally picture you drooling on your keyboard as you type your stunning retorts. I'm putting you on Ignore but, frankly, that's a huge insult to the other people on the Ignore list. Hopefully this thread will die a proper quick death and you can go back to a Bengals board and talk about LJ while fapping off to the poster of him you have on the wall. kthxbye

[milkman]

Haha ... so you think you could whip LJ?

ok.

Dude, I didn't say I could whip LJ.

I said I'd sue him, after he reacts physically to my insult.

[|Zach|]

Haha ... so you think you could whip LJ?

ok.

Whoever is reading your posts for you is doing a terrible job.

[ChiefsFan4Life]

I'm going to call out my boss at work and call a coworker a fag and then get fired and go to another company who knows my history and ask for a really fucking big paycheck. I'll let you all know how that goes.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You should walk up and ask LJ if he sucks d_ck.

I am sure he would knock you da f_ck out.

Yeah it was a brilliant move by the chefs to cut LJ and write that big check.

You don't have the balls to say that to his face, but on the internet you are a bad ass.

Go figure...

LMAO

[KCbroncoHATER]

You guys crack me up.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You guys crack me up.

Likewise dude.

[pr_capone]

You don't have the balls to say that to his face, but on the internet you are a bad ass.

Go figure...

http://badattitudes.com/MT/archives/GoEnglish_com_ThePotCallingTheKettleBlack.gif

[KCbroncoHATER]

I KNOW he would beat yer ass flop.

[StcChief]

Larry wise up, your old tired legs aren't anything but a bad insurance policy for a young buck...

oh and People in Hell want ice water too....

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I KNOW he would beat yer ass flop.

Totally not even the point.

And I'm not conceding that anyone is kicking my ass, regardless of how probable it is. I'm not above kicking a man in the balls if I feel threatened. :)

Oh, and LMAO at you thinking you KNOW anything about me.

[KCbroncoHATER]

I can tell a lot about you from your avatar.

Haha.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I can tell a lot about you from your avatar.

Haha.

Heh, I figured you were being serious in light of some of our past encounters. That is pretty funny though. I'm definitely a fat boy. :)

Workin on it though.

[KCbroncoHATER]

I am never serious.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I am never serious.

I try not to be. It's just the internet, everyone keeps telling me.

I guess my problem is I know real people are pecking out those messages.