-- So my best friend's wife wants to set me up with a girl who'd be a niner, but,

[Bi_polar]

Yeah so, My buddy and his wife, they want to set me up w/ this girl who's slammin, She's got an amazing body, good looking, stylish. etc... BUT, there is a kicker. - she's got a 'wandering eye.' I'm not saying it's bad or weird, and I'm certainly not making fun of her, but, what should I do? Does anyone know of a ballpark figure as to how much surgery for that, would be?

[Stewie]

Compared to this, how bad is it?

http://geraldcorelli.blog.uol.com.br/images/MartyFeldman.jpg

[Bi_polar]

Compared to this, how bad is it?

http://geraldcorelli.blog.uol.com.br/images/MartyFeldman.jpg

It's a tough situation for her, i'm sure.

[BucEyedPea]

So you don't want her looking at any other men? Just get over it.That doesn't cost a dime.

It's a tough situation for you I'm sure.

[rockymtnchief]

Everyone has their flaws. Just go out with the gal. Once you're around someone with a wandering eye long enough, you don't notice it as much.

[Bugeater]

Need pix plz.

[chiefforlife]

As long as she has a whispering eye, your good...

[Bi_polar]

Everyone has their flaws. Just go out with the gal. Once you're around someone with a wandering eye long enough, you don't notice it as much.

I know, it's really not all that big of a deal. But, if we ever got serious, i'd probably get it corrected, if possible. I'm not trying to make humor of it, but, I do wonder it's cost for reparations.

[Braincase]

None issue. Doggy-style.

[BucEyedPea]

In a cavern, in a canyon,

Looking for a good time,

Dwelt a niner, yes a niner

And her name was Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling

Oh my darling, Clementine

Thine eye is lost and gone forever,

Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

[BucEyedPea]

I know, it's really not all that big of a deal. But, if we ever got serious, i'd probably get it corrected, if possible. I'm not trying to make humor of it, but, I do wonder it's cost for reparations.

Question, why haven't her parents ever fixed it?
That's usually what parents do for a child with such a condition.
If you get serious, make sure you know any potential in-laws well enough.

[Bi_polar]

Question, why haven't her parents ever fixed it?
That's usually what parents do for a child with such a condition.
If you get serious, make sure you know any potential in-laws well enough.

you're on a roll. :LOL:

[DaFace]

When your first impression of a girl is "how much would it cost for surgery to fix that," it's probably not a good sign.

[Gonzo]

Well, look at the positives...Nobody's going to sneak up behind you when she's around. Bonus!
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[Stewie]

And what if her clit isn't to your liking SR? You gonna fix that, too?

[Iowanian]

I'd like to see her post about this setup on the bb she frequents...

"so my best friend and her husband want to set me up with this guy, he's decent looking, has a job but....

[Fritz88]

When your first impression of a girl is "how much would it cost for surgery to fix that," it's probably not a good sign.

Sometimes when you are with a person around long enough, you'll over look an issue. But D got a point.

[RJ]

Might I suggest purchasing a pair of horse blinders?

[notorious]

That's something ain't it?

She falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal.

I don't know.

[Iowanian]

Take her on a day-date....outdoors, sunshine...sun glasses.

You could do that, or try not being superficial. If she's a great person, that really shouldn't matter.

[DeezNutz]

I was wandering how people would respond to the OP.

Are you looking forward to the date? I doubt she is.

[DeezNutz]

Your song could be:

"Your body is a wanderland"

[gblowfish]

Threads like this is why I read the CP in the off season.

[Crashride]

Send her my way, it doesnt bother me.

[DeezNutz]

Send her my way, it doesnt bother me.

You'll look the other way, huh? Good man.

Personally, I don't see the problem in it. I'd take her to see The Blind Side.

[MOhillbilly]

Yeah so, My buddy and his wife, they want to set me up w/ this girl who's slammin, She's got an amazing body, good looking, stylish. etc... BUT, there is a kicker. - she's got a 'wandering eye.' I'm not saying it's bad or weird, and I'm certainly not making fun of her, but, what should I do? Does anyone know of a ballpark figure as to how much surgery for that, would be?

dude, i ****ed a girl from work that had a wandering eye. she wore glasses so i didnt notice. She took them ****ers off and the bitch went wall eyed. I still ****ed her.
run away,run away!!!!!

[seclark]

one eye lookin for thunder
what she sees i kinda wonder
sec

[threebag]

People would be less apt to make fun of you if seen with a wandering eye chick versus a big bag of Cheetos and a short porn

[aturnis]

Her. You should do her.

[MOhillbilly]

awesome.

[JD10367]

Booyah.

[Rausch]

I'm not saying it's bad or weird, and I'm certainly not making fun of her, but, what should I do? Does anyone know of a ballpark figure as to how much surgery for that, would be?

...

Uh, if this is the question you ARE saying you can't deal.

Be honest and turn down the date...

[Rausch]

Threads like this is why I read the CP in the off season.

Are.

They are why you read offseason threads...

[JD10367]

"Hey, honey, would you like to see a movie?"

"Sure."

"How about Wall-Eye? Oh, shit, I mean, Wall-E, Wall-E!"

"That's it, you bastard! I'm leaving!"

[Marcellus]

Tell her you want to do some role playing. Eye patches cant be that expensive, you could pretend your screwing a hot pirate chick.

Arrrrgggggg!


Edit: Make sure she puts the patch on the wondering eye not the good one.

[JD10367]

Marry her. She'll make a great wife. She can blow you AND keep an eye on the kid at the same time. :thumb:

[Crashride]

EYE would the whole thing.

[JD10367]

EYE would the whole thing.

"Would you like to dance?"

"Would I?!?"

"That's it! Hunchback! Hunchback!"

[tmax63]

I did some training in the Army with a guy who was 6'1" and about 145lbs. Wouldn't date a girl that he could reach around and touch his fingers when hugging. Said he didn't have to worry if she'd still be there when he got back from where ever the Army sent him. Same thing here. Less chance of her "wandering" if things do go well.

[RJ]

"Would you like to dance?"

"Would I?!?"

"That's it! Hunchback! Hunchback!"


Harelip!!!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Look at it like this. You have a shot to buy a Cadillac on the cheap because it has a fucked up headlight. Take it for a test drive. If it handles to your liking buy it and fix the headlight later.

[BigChiefFan]

Judging a book by it's cover, can be poor judgement. Lighten the fuck up and go have fun. You think you're some great catch? If you were, you wouldn't be sitting here with us, numbnuts.

[Stewie]

Does she compare to this?

http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/17175b4b4513884952b72ada85e26b50.jpg

[Rausch]

You think you're some great catch? If you were, you wouldn't be sitting here with us, numbnuts.

This...

[bevischief]

Look at it like this. You have a shot to buy a Cadillac on the cheap because it has a fucked up headlight. Take it for a test drive. If it handles to your liking buy it and fix the headlight later.

To the ship.
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[Crashride]

Does she compare to this?

http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/17175b4b4513884952b72ada85e26b50.jpg

I cant tell which one is wandering

[JD10367]

I cant tell which one is wandering

The right one looks a little lower than the left.

Oh, wait, I was talking about boobs... she's got eyes, too?

[Sure-Oz]

Go out on a date with her, 1 wont hurt

but seriously the surgery comment, you probably shouldnt go you shallow fuck

[DeezNutz]

EYE would the whole thing.

Eye see what you did there.

[Sure-Oz]

I heard on the radio about some good looking chick who had a hard time getting dates cause she had a glass eye

[Rausch]

I cant tell which one is wandering

The right one is off somewhere in Alaska...

[bevischief]

The right one is off somewhere in Alaska...

Or a bar...
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[gblowfish]

Are.

They are why you read offseason threads...

Damn, there goes my semester grade...

[Titty Meat]

Switch her birth control with Pez and boink her.

[Reerun_KC]

Yeah so, My buddy and his wife, they want to set me up w/ this girl who's slammin, She's got an amazing body, good looking, stylish. etc... BUT, there is a kicker. - she's got a 'wandering eye.' I'm not saying it's bad or weird, and I'm certainly not making fun of her, but, what should I do? Does anyone know of a ballpark figure as to how much surgery for that, would be?

WOW shallow much?

Let me guess your a fucking super stud Fabio Model right?

This thread deserves the :doh!:

[Delano]

WOW shallow much?

Let me guess your a fucking super stud Fabio Model right?

This thread deserves the :doh!:

How do you know Fabio is a super stud?

Bi_Polar - I'd definitely go on a date if you can get some, but nothing, like, long-term, okay buddy?

There is bound to be more issues like a bit of a fat back or stretch marks on her ass. She may have club thumbs or a cratered grundle.
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[soopamanluva]

Man if she's got everything else you are looking for, Throw some sunglasses on her and do ya thing. Forget what everybody else thinks.

[Rausch]

Damn, there goes my semester grade...

Grade?

We can't grade poon you don't turn in...

[ChiefsFan4Life]

Your song could be:

"Your body is a wanderland"

LOL that's great

[Abba-Dabba]

umm... umm...

yeah

What the fuck you complaining about? You're stickin it to Palmela and Rosie. And they don't even have eyes. Ms. Wandering Eye is an upgrade.

[Delano]

umm... umm...

yeah

What the fuck you complaining about? You're stickin it to Palmela and Rosie. And they don't even have eyes. Ms. Wandering Eye is an upgrade.

As long as she has a good personality, right Saggysack?

Did you see The Patty Winters Show this morning? It was about Stuart Scott.
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[StcChief]

go out ... damn. how many 9ers have you done?

[Bowser]

Just hit her in the side of the head of the wanderer. Should straighten it right out.

[JD10367]

go out ... damn. how many 9ers have you done?

"I juth wathn't feeling crithph out there today..." --- Jeff Garcia

[StcChief]

"I juth wathn't feeling crithph out there today..." --- Jeff Garcia

lol...weed must be good in R.I. :bong:

[Donger]

Yeah so, My buddy and his wife, they want to set me up w/ this girl who's slammin, She's got an amazing body, good looking, stylish. etc... BUT, there is a kicker. - she's got a 'wandering eye.' I'm not saying it's bad or weird, and I'm certainly not making fun of her, but, what should I do? Does anyone know of a ballpark figure as to how much surgery for that, would be?

By 'wandering eye,' do you mean she's a whore?

[DaneMcCloud]

Yeah so, My buddy and his wife, they want to set me up w/ this girl who's slammin, She's got an amazing body, good looking, stylish. etc... BUT, there is a kicker. - she's got a 'wandering eye.' I'm not saying it's bad or weird, and I'm certainly not making fun of her, but, what should I do? Does anyone know of a ballpark figure as to how much surgery for that, would be?

Go out with her.

A wandering eye is better than a wandering twat.

[JD10367]

First of all, saying you'd tell her to get it fixed is beyond shallow. It's ridiculously retardedly inhumanly unjustly grossly disgustingly perturbingly unbelievably shallow.

Besides, think of it this way: if she has wall-eye, then she can't see objects too well, and what she sees is probably distorted. (Think of when you cross your eyes, what it looks like for that first moment or two that you're trying it.) So, with a wall-eye, your penis will probably look UNBELIEVABLY HUGE to her. And if she has small hands, it's a double-win!

[JD10367]

Go out with her.

A wandering eye is better than a wandering twat.

Is that like a detachable penis?

[Slainte]

http://bryan-brown.com/emmy06sports/portraits/images/2126_0814.jpg

This thread. Do. Not. Approve.

[JD10367]

Can you imagine if Superman was wall-eyed? Man, that would cause some issues when chasing crooks. "And, today, Superman apprehended two bank robbers by using his heat vision to melt the tires on their getaway car. Unfortunately, he also lit an old lady on fire as she crossed the street nearby..."

[Donger]

Oh, you meant she has a "wonky-eye." Wandering eye, to me, means that she's not prone to monogamy.

[Donger]

Can you imagine if Superman was wall-eyed? Man, that would cause some issues when chasing crooks. "And, today, Superman apprehended two bank robbers by using his heat vision to melt the tires on their getaway car. Unfortunately, he also lit an old lady on fire as she crossed the street nearby..."

Yes, but wonky-eyed people are the safest drivers.

[Bowser]

Oh, you meant she has a "wonky-eye." Wandering eye, to me, means that she's not prone to monogamy.

Yeah, I had that thought too. Wasn't sure if he meant "wandering" eye or "lazy" eye, so I just went with the herd. If she is a whore, it would certainly explain why she's single, but it wouldn't explain why the friend's wife would want to set SR up with her (surely she knows she's a bit loose with the vag, if true).

[Donger]

Yeah, I had that thought too. Wasn't sure if he meant "wandering" eye or "lazy" eye, so I just went with the herd. If she is a whore, it would certainly explain why she's single, but it wouldn't explain why the friend's wife would want to set SR up with her (surely she knows she's a bit loose with the vag, if true).

Nor would it explain why SR asked how much the surgery would be to "correct" it, I suppose.

[Bowser]

Nor would it explain why SR asked how much the surgery would be to "correct" it, I suppose.I wonder how that goes? I suppose they would just inject some Neosporin into the infected area, Botox style?

[Dante84]

This thread is worthless without pics?

[Donger]

I wonder how that goes? I suppose they would just inject some Neosporin into the infected area, Botox style?

I was thinking more along the lines of a lockable zipper.

[Royal Fanatic]

In all seriousness, it if bothers you so much that you feel the need to "fix" her, you should probably pass.

[soopamanluva]

What the hell is a wonky eye? I always reffered to it as a lazy eye

[Pioli Zombie]

I bet she sure plays a mean pinball.
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[Dante84]

There's a good chance she'll cop a feel.

[RJ]

There's a good chance she'll cop a feel.


There is an equally good chance that she'll feel a cop.

[Demonpenz]

She won't get the point of the movie the blind side

[Dante84]

She won't get the point of the movie the blind side

She will have to watch it on split screen. Half will be in front of her, and half will be on the side wall.

[JD10367]

She will have to watch it on split screen. Half will be in front of her, and half will be on the side wall.

If you take her to see "Avatar" you're gonna have to bend the glasses a little. :D

[Easy 6]

That's something ain't it?

She falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal.

I don't know.

ROFLROFLROFL

But really, go on the date, its just one date, who knows? trust your friends, might click like clockwork...

[Bi_polar]

Does she compare to this?

http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/17175b4b4513884952b72ada85e26b50.jpg

pretty close, yes.

[Hammock Parties]

YOU NEED TO FUCKING SHAG

SO PLEASE FUCKING DO IT

IF NOT FOR ME
FOR YOURSELF

[Chiefs4TheWin]

When your first impression of a girl is "how much would it cost for surgery to fix that," it's probably not a good sign.

HAHA QFT

[Bowser]

pretty close, yes.Don't see the problem. Are you looking for reasons not to date her before you have even dated her?

[ThaVirus]

On a serious note, I had a similar issue a while back. I used to see this really cute girl at the gym I went to, but one day I noticed she had a lazy eye. I never asked her out but have always wished I could go back and do it..

Go out with her.

[Iowanian]

This has to be said.....


....When what to my wondering Eye should appear, but a miniature sleigh and 8 tiny reindeer.

[JD10367]

This has to be said.....


....When what to my wondering Eye should appear, but a miniature sleigh and 8 tiny reindeer.

...but due to my wandering eye I couldn't tell if it was 8 or 16 tiny reindeer....

Isn't "I Wonder As I Wander" a Christmas song, too? Coincidence? I think not...

[Iowanian]

Her favorite UFC fighter is probably Wondereye Silva.

[RJ]

SR, if she has Lazy Eye then she's probably a damned liberal welfare queen with 8 kids from 11 different fathers. Find yourself a woman with eyes that can stand on their own and don't rely on government support!

Oops.....off to DC!!!

[Iowanian]

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[Kyle DeLexus]

If she has boobs you should never even notice the eye.

[Chief Roundup]

Yeah so, My buddy and his wife, they want to set me up w/ this girl who's slammin, She's got an amazing body, good looking, stylish. etc... BUT, there is a kicker. - she's got a 'wandering eye.' I'm not saying it's bad or weird, and I'm certainly not making fun of her, but, what should I do? Does anyone know of a ballpark figure as to how much surgery for that, would be?

What should you do with your personal life? Don't ask a public area to control run or have any direct input on your personal life. You have to live with the consiquences of the decisions that you make. Your opinion matters more than anything you will ever read here!!!!!!

Uh but read your last question. Again. Now Again.
You are not even in a relationship with someone and you are talking about taking a knife to them and putting thier life at risk.
If you were her would you want to be with someone that thought those things about you?

[Kyle DeLexus]

Don't listen to the critics, how old is she? Important to know because after a certain age it's more difficult to fix a lazy eye.

[Saccopoo]

I know, it's really not all that big of a deal. But, if we ever got serious, i'd probably get it corrected, if possible. I'm not trying to make humor of it, but, I do wonder it's cost for reparations.

You superfical fuck.

"She hot, but she's got a fucked up eye. I'll get it fixed, but only if it's reasonable."

"Otherwise, I'll bang her but make sure that I won't be seen in public with her."

Douche.

Bag.

Hold your breath for ten years, release, and then realize that you got semi-fat, aren't attractive to anyone because you look like everyone, try like hell to be that guy that is still decent at 40, fail, and succomb to middle age purgatory, accepting whatever you got is good enough. Your wife hates you because you are you and that you turned into a middle aged you, which isn't really that pretty, and you only married her because she was the one giving it up at the time. But you are haunted for the rest of your life about the girl who had everything but that lazy left eye that you couldn't get past at the time.

You should wait until they have a more acceptable date for you. I'll take this one, to save you from the public humiliation. Tell your friends that I'll be happy to double date and make a nice manicotti with a side of roasted asparagus spears braised in butter and olive oil and lemon juice (and other succulent goodness), a nice glass of Tuscan red, and some homemade cannolis. I'll spare you the humiliation of being seen with this person, and take it upon myself to entreat her with some degree of romance and passion and understanding.

[Over-Head]

Dude, slam the body, forget the eye :thumb:

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

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[cwhocares]

What a superficial BASTARD. Do the girl a favor, walk away and go find yourself a 10. I'm sure your're a 10 also and perfect. Let's hope whomever you fall for is a little more forgiving.

[bevischief]

Make her wear sun glasses at all times...

[Mile High Mania]

You're just retarded... but, then again... your picture and tagline say it all for you. I think you should post your pic for the masses, I'm sure her corrective surgery would be much less expensive.

[memyselfI]

Men have had wandering eyes, TWO OF THEM, for years. But bad for a beautiful woman to have one? :spock::doh!:

[LaChapelle]

The upside to the bad economy
maybe shallow people will grow up

[stevieray]

When your first impression of a girl is "how much would it cost for surgery to fix that," it's probably not a good sign.....for her.

[Pablo]

At least when you give her a facial you'll have something very particular to aim at.

[Simply Red]

You're just retarded... but, then again... your picture and tagline say it all for you. I think you should post your pic for the masses, I'm sure her corrective surgery would be much less expensive.

Go **** yourself MHM

[38yrsfan]

If things don't work out I guess you can say you didn't see things eye-to-eye ...................

[tooge]

As long as she doesn't have a wondering twat, i dont see the problem with at least a date.

[Hammock Parties]

Oh yeah. YEAH!

[wutamess]

Compared to this, how bad is it?

http://geraldcorelli.blog.uol.com.br/images/MartyFeldman.jpg

ROFLROFLROFL

[wutamess]

dude, i ****ed a girl from work that had a wandering eye. she wore glasses so i didnt notice. She took them ****ers off and the bitch went wall eyed. I still ****ed her.
run away,run away!!!!!

ROFLROFLROFL
Man seeing your pic in the names thread makes this shit funny as hell. Dude I bet you're a fuggin riot in person.

[seclark]

.

[Extra Point]

The guy went all stigmata on her stigmatism!