New House

[Dunit35]

I live in a smaller 2 bedroom 1 bath rental $300 rent. Two months ago, a guy needed a place to stay, so I told him he could stay, paying half. I told him he could stay on 3 conditions.

1. Get along with me
2. Get along with my GF
3. Keep my house clean.

He gets along with both of us but never picks up after himself and 90% of the time, smells like man sweat. He showers once every three days (hasn't showered since Sunday morning). He's a bigger dude, so he sweats alot. As of yesterday, we decided to rent a bigger house, 2 bedroom, office, bigger fenced yard, more storage, central h/a for a hundred more. I told him he could move with us if he wanted to. I paid the deposits on the house, pet and security.

I just found out, that my GF has no desire to live him. Which is understandable, due to his extreme laziness and lack of hygiene. She wants and I kind of do also, it to be our first house together, with no one else living with us. I don't know what to tell him and feel like a dick if I tell him. I don't know really know how or what to tell him.

[Gonzo]

I live in a smaller 2 bedroom 1 bath rental $300 rent. Two months ago, a guy needed a place to stay, so I told him he could stay, paying half. I told him he could stay on 3 conditions.

1. Get along with me
2. Get along with my GF
3. Keep my house clean.

He gets along with both of us but never picks up after himself and 90% of the time, smells like man sweat. He showers once every three days (hasn't showered since Sunday morning). He's a bigger dude, so he sweats alot. As of yesterday, we decided to rent a bigger house, 2 bedroom, office, bigger fenced yard, more storage, central h/a for a hundred more. I told him he could move with us if he wanted to. I paid the deposits on the house, pet and security.

I just found out, that my GF has no desire to live him. Which is understandable, due to his extreme laziness and lack of hygiene. She wants and I kind of do also, it to be our first house together, with no one else living with us. I don't know what to tell him and feel like a dick if I tell him. I don't know really know how or what to tell him.

Had a similar situation a long time ago. Tell her to kick his ass out and go play golf.
There you go.

[Rain Man]

Can't you just say that you've decided that you and the GF want this to be your first house together with no one living with you? If I was the sweaty smelly guy I'd say, "Oh. Okay. That makes sense.", and my feelings wouldn't be hurt.

[TrebMaxx]

Yeah, I would just tell him. You already have done him well with the time he has already lived with you.

[Dartgod]

Just tell him, "I don't know man. She kinda funny, you know".

And then he'll say, "I know. Everybody funny. Now you funny too". And then he'll head to a bar to drink an assortment of drinks, leaving you and your girlfriend alone.

[TrebMaxx]

Just tell him, "I don't know man. She kinda funny, you know".

And then he'll say, "I know. Everybody funny. Now you funny too". And then he'll head to a bar to drink an assortment of drinks, leaving you and your girlfriend alone.

ROFL

[Pants]

All I want to know is where can I find a house to rent for $300? That's a really nice deal, dude.

[L.A. Chieffan]

im sorry did u say $300 bucks a month? and youre splitting that?

[Rain Man]

im sorry did u say $300 bucks a month? and youre splitting that?


I bet the nicer neighborhoods in L.A. are that expensive, too.

[Buck]

WTF.

I live in a 3 BR/2 BA house and the rent is $1700.

Where the fuck do you live?

[Bugeater]

All I want to know is where can I find a house to rent for $300? That's a really nice deal, dude.
I'm not sure you do, I'm guessing it's either in some hick town in the middle of nowhere, or he has crack dealers for neighbors.

[Rain Man]

Maybe you guys aren't very good negotiators on your rent. You should tell your landlord that you'll go $300 and not a penny higher, and see what happens. Maybe they'll work with you.

[Dunit35]

Hick town, northwest Oklahoma. This house is a nice house for a college student and my new house is even nicer.

We would've stayed at the $300 house but it has no storage and she would have to rent a storage unit.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Maybe you guys aren't very good negotiators on your rent. You should tell your landlord that you'll go $300 and not a penny higher, and see what happens. Maybe they'll work with you.

I could just stop paying my mortgage altogether. You think the banks would work with me on that? After all, I helped them when they needed it.

[Dunit35]

im sorry did u say $300 bucks a month? and youre splitting that?

Yep, don't make as much money in these small towns. I've been at my current job for a year because there is nothing available.

For the six months I lived here by myself, I broke even with my bills and paychecks.

[Rain Man]

I could just stop paying my mortgage altogether. You think the banks would work with me on that? After all, I helped them when they needed it.


It's worth a try. It's not like the banks manage their money well. You could probably tell them that you gave them TARP funds that should cover your costs.

[Mr. Plow]

Since you've already invited him to live with you in the new house, I'd say you are screwed man. Or you could be that asshole that goes back on his word. I mean that would mean your word is shit, but hey, if that's not important to you. Bro's before ho's man.

[Groves]

I thought you told him that he could only stay if he met the conditions. He hasn't been meeting the conditions. Why would you let him remain?

[Sure-Oz]

tang or brosef?

[Dunit35]

Since you've already invited him to live with you in the new house, I'd say you are screwed man. Or you could be that asshole that goes back on his word. I mean that would mean your word is shit, but hey, if that's not important to you. Bro's before ho's man.

That's how I feel. Except he's really not a bro. He was a guy I knew that was in dire need of a place to stay.

I'm thinking of saying that my GF's parents won't let her move in unless it's just us two. My gf was robbed of 600 dollars worth of stolen checks from her first roomate and hasn't had a roomate in two years because of it. Her family doesn't want her to have a roomate.

[Dunit35]

I thought you told him that he could only stay if he met the conditions. He hasn't been meeting the conditions. Why would you let him remain?

Because the savings are nice and I'm a softie. I have yet to get full pissed off about his massive lack of hygiene or non exsistant cleaning habits.

[jAZ]

I don't know really know how or what to tell him.

Get out.

[cardken]

Just tell him, "I don't know man. She kinda funny, you know".

And then he'll say, "I know. Everybody funny. Now you funny too". And then he'll head to a bar to drink an assortment of drinks, leaving you and your girlfriend alone.

LMOF Too Funny RepROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLRO

[ArrowheadHawk]

That's how I feel. Except he's really not a bro. He was a guy I knew that was in dire need of a place to stay.

I'm thinking of saying that my GF's parents won't let her move in unless it's just us two. My gf was robbed of 600 dollars worth of stolen checks from her first roomate and hasn't had a roomate in two years because of it. Her family doesn't want her to have a roomate.Problem solved.

[Dunit35]

Problem solved.

It's a small lie, but her grandparents really don't want her too and I'm not interested in them being mad at me.

[bowener]

I live in a smaller 2 bedroom 1 bath rental $300 rent. Two months ago, a guy needed a place to stay, so I told him he could stay, paying half. I told him he could stay on 3 conditions.

1. Get along with me
2. Get along with my GF
3. Keep my house clean.

He gets along with both of us but never picks up after himself and 90% of the time, smells like man sweat. He showers once every three days (hasn't showered since Sunday morning). He's a bigger dude, so he sweats alot. As of yesterday, we decided to rent a bigger house, 2 bedroom, office, bigger fenced yard, more storage, central h/a for a hundred more. I told him he could move with us if he wanted to. I paid the deposits on the house, pet and security.

I just found out, that my GF has no desire to live him. Which is understandable, due to his extreme laziness and lack of hygiene. She wants and I kind of do also, it to be our first house together, with no one else living with us. I don't know what to tell him and feel like a dick if I tell him. I don't know really know how or what to tell him.

Tell him you made a simple mistake and did not consult your boss first. Then tell him the truth, that she wants to live alone with you, and prepare you for your future of accepting your secondary role of subservient being. He will probably/possibly understand if he has ever dated long term. However, judging by your description of him, he will only be confused by all of this and not understand why you would tolerate being pegged into this new and forever lasting role that you are about to accept. But, that is fine. He need not understand why, just that you fucked up and did not consult her. Besides, if he is a grown ass man and cannot afford a $300 a month house, then he needs more help than you can give him by allowing him to live with you again. I am a broke ass college student and can afford that. That is it.

[Pants]

Since you've already invited him to live with you in the new house, I'd say you are screwed man. Or you could be that asshole that goes back on his word. I mean that would mean your word is shit, but hey, if that's not important to you. Bro's before ho's man.

HAHAHAHAH. How I wish your wife could see this post.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Don't be a pussy. I know it's not easy, but I'd flat out tell the guy that the girlfriend isn't comfortable with it and unfortunately you're not going to be able to take him with you.

If he gets angry, remind him that you didn't take him in to raise.

[Mr. Plow]

HAHAHAHAH. How I wish your wife could see this post.

I'd just bring up your 13 days played and be ok.

[Sofa King]

Don't be a pussy. I know it's not easy, but I'd flat out tell the guy that the girlfriend isn't comfortable with it and unfortunately you're not going to be able to take him with you.

If he gets angry, remind him that you didn't take him in to raise.

simple... yet correct..

[Pants]

I'd just bring up your 13 days played and be ok.

That doesn't change the fact that your balls are in her purse. :D

[Mr. Plow]

That doesn't change the fact that your balls are in her purse. :D


At least my balls get fondled every so often when she reaches into her purse to grab some change.


:)

[Pants]

At least my balls get fondled every so often when she reaches into her purse to grab some change.


:)

That IS why men put up with the crazy shit. Nobody blames you, man.

[Mr. Plow]

That IS why men put up with the crazy shit. Nobody blames you, man.


Don't worry man....sooner or later, you'll find a man, or if you are really lucky, a woman other than your mom to fondle your balls. You'll get there. Keep trying.

[Alton deFlat]

All I want to know is where can I find a house to rent for $300? That's a really nice deal, dude.

This could explain it.

http://wedding.dredwolff.com/early%20-%20Jeff%20&%20Amy%20on%20cardboard%20box%20porch%20-%20Aug%201980.jpg

;)

[BWillie]

When you give him the boot, if you have alot of valuables just buy a $300 hidden camera. He may be disgruntled, and if he steals something you have proof. I rent out a house w/ four roommates. Thats what I do. But then again, why are you moving when you pay $300? I rent out each ROOM for $425 and the master for $500. That sounds like a great deal even if it is a sh*thole.

[Pants]

Don't worry man....sooner or later, you'll find a man, or if you are really lucky, a woman other than your mom to fondle your balls. You'll get there. Keep trying.

I hope I find a woman that I feel safe tying the knot with. My longest relationship to date was 8 months, hahaha.

[Blindside58]

Tel him your GF is pregnant and you need the extra room for the baby....and hope you never see him again!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Tel him your GF is pregnant and you need the extra room for the baby....and hope you never see him again!

If you're going this route just tell him it was miscarried 4 months later. I still say honesty is the best policy though. You don't owe him anything.

[Rain Man]

If you're going this route just tell him it was miscarried 4 months later. I still say honesty is the best policy though. You don't owe him anything.


Or possibly go with the dingo story.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Or possibly go with the dingo story.

LMAO That is ALWAYS a good one. But only if it's pronounced danego. The danego ate mah baybeeee.

[Earthling]

Just say no.

[Mr. Plow]

I hope I find a woman that I feel safe tying the knot with. My longest relationship to date was 8 months, hahaha.

Don't do it man. They don't accept long hours of video games. I know from experience.

[Pants]

I know from experience.

As do I, as do I. It's not my fault they get boring and video games don't.

[Mr. Plow]

As do I, as do I. It's not my fault they get boring and video games don't.

But the "marriage experience" of video gaming is worse. They can...and will....hold it against you for a long time. My wife has been holding it against me for 9 years and counting.

[Pants]

But the "marriage experience" of video gaming is worse. They can...and will....hold it against you for a long time. My wife has been holding it against me for 9 years and counting.

lol

I can only imagine.

[seclark]

who're you f@cking? your girlfriend, or stinky green teeth?
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[Mile High Mania]

Just tell him that you mentioned he could move with you before you asked your GF and that didn't go over well since you guys are 'advancing' your relationship... whatever. Then, just tell him to find another roommate for the smaller house.

I don't know you would have told him he could move with you in the first place though... odd to me.

[Phobia]

Didn't you learn anything the last time you shacked up with a crazy woman? I'd keep sweaty guy, stop monitoring his shower times, and see your girlfriend every other day or so at HER place. You'll be much happier and a dramatic new thread will not be in your immediate future.

[MTG#10]

Just tell him, "I don't know man. She kinda funny, you know".

And then he'll say, "I know. Everybody funny. Now you funny too". And then he'll head to a bar to drink an assortment of drinks, leaving you and your girlfriend alone.

Well played sir, well played. ROFL

[Dunit35]

Didn't you learn anything the last time you shacked up with a crazy woman? I'd keep sweaty guy, stop monitoring his shower times, and see your girlfriend every other day or so at HER place. You'll be much happier and a dramatic new thread will not be in your immediate future.

Ha, this one is pill free.

In the national gaurd and in school to be a physical therapist.

[DeezNutz]

who're you f@cking? your girlfriend, or stinky green teeth?
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I was always taught not to ask questions if you didn't want to hear the answer.

[Dunit35]

Told him alittle bit ago. He was surprisingly, cool with it and wants to stay in this house.

[stevieray]

the truth works...

[Bugeater]

He's going to kill you in your sleep.

[Dunit35]

He's going to kill you in your sleep.

Better hope I don't wake up before he tries, keep my aluminum bat next to my bed, with my badass knife.

[Chief Pote]

Told him alittle bit ago. He was surprisingly, cool with it and wants to stay in this house.

Is the girlfriend staying with him? :D

[Mr. Plow]

He's going to kill you in your sleep.

I'd be more scared that he'd sneak into the bedroom one night and tie him up face down. As Dunit wakes up, he hears:

"Oh yeah....now let's see how YOU liked to get fucked with no lube!"

[Rain Man]

Better hope I don't wake up before he tries, keep my aluminum bat next to my bed, with my badass knife.

You should tie the knife to the end of the bat. That way, if you kill somebody, the police will look for a 14-foot tall murderer.

[Dartgod]

You should tie the knife to the end of the bat. That way, if you kill somebody, the police will look for a 14-foot tall murderer.
Rain Man. Always thinking outside the box.

[Pants]

Rain Man. Always thinking outside the box.

That's why we pay him the big bucks.

[Kerberos]

Just tell him, "I don't know man. She kinda funny, you know".

And then he'll say, "I know. Everybody funny. Now you funny too". And then he'll head to a bar to drink an assortment of drinks, leaving you and your girlfriend alone.

His girlfriend....Loh' she'll be lovy-dovy,

[teedubya]

I now have a peculiar desire for some bourbon, a shot and some beer.

[Frazod]

I had a roommate like that once. Big guy, slob, didn't bathe regularly, and that stench is still burned into my brain.

This isn't the 1800s - everybody's got running water and indoor plumbing. Regardless of what your girlfriend says, tell him to wash his stinking ass on a daily basis and pick up his shit or get the fuck out. It's not that hard.

Seems to me that by being a stinking pig he's violating all three conditions.

But you need to tell him and give him a chance to change his nasty ways.

EDIT: Guess I should have read down a bit. Never mind. :D

[Earthling]

I now have a peculiar desire for some bourbon, a shot and some beer.

Sounds Thoroughly Good. :thumb:

[Mr. Plow]

I had a roommate like that once. Big guy, slob, didn't bathe regularly, and that stench is still burned into my brain.

This isn't the 1800s - everybody's got running water and indoor plumbing. Regardless of what your girlfriend says, tell him to wash his stinking ass on a daily basis and pick up his shit or get the fuck out. It's not that hard.


Sooooo....did you finally wash your ass or did you move out?

[Frazod]

Sooooo....did you finally wash your ass or did you move out?

Haha.

Did I mention the guy was from Kansas? I guess I should have known he'd have issues...... :)

[Mr. Plow]

Haha.

Did I mention the guy was from Kansas? I guess I should have known he'd have issues...... :)


o:-)

[RockChalk]

Just tell him, "I don't know man. She kinda funny, you know".

And then he'll say, "I know. Everybody funny. Now you funny too". And then he'll head to a bar to drink an assortment of drinks, leaving you and your girlfriend alone.

Now that's good quality stuff right there