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"Bob" Dobbs
02-24-2010, 02:17 PM
,,, and that's saying a LOT. Facebookians, just go. http://www.facebook.com/pages/F8K-Jesus-Christ/#!/pages/F8K-Jesus-Christ/312455594353?ref=ts (http://www.facebook.com/pages/F8K-Jesus-Christ/#%21/pages/F8K-Jesus-Christ/312455594353?ref=ts)
Rudy tossed tigger's salad
02-24-2010, 02:20 PM
not that funny
DMAC
02-24-2010, 02:25 PM
That's stupid. Random from shitmydadsays...

"I hate paying bills... Son, don't say "me too." I didn't say that looking to relate to you. I said it instead of "go away."
MOhillbilly
02-24-2010, 02:40 PM
my dad used to say i would have money if i didnt spend it all on weed.
Bill Lundberg
02-24-2010, 02:53 PM
My Dad once told me I was so poor I couldn't even pay attention.
MVChiefFan
02-24-2010, 02:56 PM
One time, while we were playing tennis, my dad said, "I like the feeling of two balls in my hand when I'm serving." I kid you not, I was layin' on the tennis court crying.
-King-
02-24-2010, 03:23 PM
This is not even close to "shit my dad says" not by a mile.

Only thing wrong with "Shit my dad says" is that it isn't updated enough. But it is way funnier than this.
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Mr. Flopnuts
02-24-2010, 03:25 PM
This guy is already underrated. He's pretty clever.
"Bob" Dobbs
02-24-2010, 03:25 PM
Tough crowd.
wutamess
02-24-2010, 03:26 PM
As high as giraffe pussy.
Mr. Flopnuts
02-24-2010, 03:27 PM
Tough crowd.

Seriously. I thought it was pretty funny.
"Bob" Dobbs
02-24-2010, 03:28 PM
Reminds me of Jack Handey.
Inspector
02-24-2010, 03:37 PM
Dad used to tell me that I should let the cut below my nose heal up.
Garcia Bronco
02-24-2010, 03:48 PM
My Dad told me I couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the bottom. He was asking me for some socket size, and I didn't even understand fractions.
DaneMcCloud
02-24-2010, 03:59 PM
Shit My Dad Says is being filmed as a Pilot this season.

Shatner plays the Dad.
DMAC
02-24-2010, 04:00 PM
My dad wasn't clever. Sooooo....I got nothin...
Mr. Flopnuts
02-24-2010, 04:18 PM
Shit My Dad Says is being filmed as a Pilot this season.

Shatner plays the Dad.

The only way I think that will work is if it's on HBO and can be made pretty much exactly as it is. What do you think?
DaneMcCloud
02-24-2010, 04:24 PM
The only way I think that will work is if it's on HBO and can be made pretty much exactly as it is. What do you think?

I agree.

For it to "work", it'll have to be a cable show of some sorts. Otherwise, it'll be too dumbed down.
Mr. Flopnuts
02-24-2010, 04:25 PM
I agree.

For it to "work", it'll have to be a cable show of some sorts. Otherwise, it'll be too dumbed down.

I think the profanity from a guy that age is part of the comedy. It's just full of experience and is really good stuff. But the adjectives that guy finds is what sends me into the ROFL.
DMAC
02-24-2010, 04:40 PM
Peter Boyle would have been perfect for the role.

http://tonykurtsandy.homestead.com/Peter_Boyle.jpg
007
01-20-2011, 09:35 PM
Speaking of shit my dad says.

Peter Bonerz directed tonights episode. I was shocked to see how many different sitcoms this guy has been involved in.
pr_capone
01-20-2011, 10:35 PM
F8K Jesus Christ
Sometimes I get offended when I'm listening to a basketball game and the broadcaster yells 'he NAILED it!'
March 4, 2010 at 7:54pm

LMAO
Bill Lundberg
01-21-2011, 07:49 AM
I really liked Shit My Dad Says on Facebook/Twitter. I think the show is fucking terrible.
Saulbadguy
01-21-2011, 07:50 AM
F8K Jesus Christ Need more credit for the miracle of prewashed and faded denim.

Heh.