Pussy: Do you eat it?

[loochy]

I haven't had it for years. Got some wet and licked it. I forgot how good that stuff is. I've heard a lot of people refuse to eat it and I can't figure out why. So it's between legs and all closed up, it's delicious.

How about you? Do you eat it?

[ModSocks]

Not only do I eat it, I tongue fuck it too

[MahiMike]

do the swirl baby.

[Goldmember]

yes, unless it smells like catfish

[loochy]

yes, unless it smells like catfish

You should try it lightly breaded.

[KCChiefsMan]

nah, I'm not much of a giver

[Donger]

"If you can't fry it, I don't eat it."

[Titty Meat]

I prefer sucking the shit out of her ass.

[BigMeatballDave]

Yes. It must be shaved, though.

[soopamanluva]

I prefer sucking the shit out of her ass.

Ok, that's nasty!!!!!!

[Extra Point]

billay, FREE YOUR MIND!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I would, but it gives me Gaz.

[ModSocks]

Yes. It must be shaved, though.

YES. Nothing worse than going down on a chick and having to stop to pull a pube out your mouth.

[Hammock Parties]

Master Elm told me never to lick the puss. For once you start down that path, forever will it dominate your destiny..........

[SnakeXJones]

I perfer the option "I am the Clit Commander!"

[ModSocks]

Master Elm told me never to lick the puss. For once you start down that path, forever will it dominate your destiny..........

Whatchu know 'bout eatin' puss, boy?

[CoMoChief]

Yes....but also depends if its a nice pussy. The most I will allow is a landing strip.

Bitch better take care of that shit. I take care of mine.

[rad]

Obligatory "ask your Mom" post.

[BWillie]

Absolutely not. But it is a necessity for her to give me head whenever I please.

[niblet]

I'm a picky eater, so I just play around with it.

[Hammock Parties]

Whatchu know 'bout eatin' puss, boy?

Never. I'll never eat the puss. You have failed, your highness. I am selfish in bed, like my father before me.

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[Priest31kc]

Yes. Absolutely love it. Never licked a hairy puss tho, my long time GF is always shaved. But yeah I dont understand why some guys dont like it.

[Frazod]

This should end up being a fun thread once the night crew gets a hold of it. :D

[BigMeatballDave]

Never. I'll never eat the puss. You have failed, your highness. I am selfish in bed, like my father before me.

http://i47.tinypic.com/wb6puc.gifThen you deserve to be shit on by these women.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

:rolleyes: Please move this to DC.

[BigMeatballDave]

But yeah I dont understand why some guys dont like it.Selfish bastards? These are the same guys who bitch about women who dont suck dick.

[Hammock Parties]

Selfish bastards? These are the same guys who bitch about women who dont suck dick.

Hey, we let them vote.

[Frazod]

:rolleyes: Please move this to DC.

nlm

[rad]

Selfish bastards? These are the same guys who bitch about women who dont suck dick.

I never met one girl that didn't suck dick. That's what they do.

[bevischief]

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Hammock Parties]

I never met one girl that didn't suck dick. That's what they do.

Damn, I did. She really needed to suck dick, too. I mean, she didn't appear to have any other redeeming qualities.

[LaChapelle]

I wouldn't if I was bald on top

[rad]

Damn, I did. She really needed to suck dick, too. I mean, she didn't appear to have any other redeeming qualities.

You need to find a fat chick. Fat chicks give good head because that's all everyone before you let them do.

[Gravedigger]

Yeah I do it, cause some of my girlfriends' body movements when I did it was enough to get them going all night long. Good feeling of power over a woman. You'd be surprised what a woman will do if you take care of her first.

[Hammock Parties]

You need to find a fat chick.

I would be too horrified to remain erect.

http://i47.tinypic.com/5nr6rt.jpg

[bevischief]

I would be too horrified to remain erect.

http://i47.tinypic.com/5nr6rt.jpg

ROFLROFL

[Braincase]

Spread it wide, spell the alphabet with your tongue. If you're a real artist, try different alphabets, then freak her out by doing Hebrew, Arabic or Chinese characters.

[BigMeatballDave]

I always find they enjoy me inserting 2 fingers in and rubbing the topside of the vag while licking/sucking the clit.

[loochy]

Never. I'll never eat the puss. You have failed, your highness. I am selfish in bed, like my father before me.

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Ha ha I LOLed at this in real life.

[Nzoner]

Back when I was in job corp I remember getting into a discussion with 5-6 black guys about this.It was hilarious as hell watching their reactions of disgust as I told them about spelling the alphabet and lapping it up like a hungry cat at a bowl of cream.One of them even said,"You white boys is crazy,puttin' yo face down there and eatin' dat shit,ewwww."

[Pablo]

Hells chyeah I do, son.

Gets 'em fired up real fast like.

[KChiefs1]

I'm a taint licker myself.

[tmax63]

If you don't eat your girl someone else will and then she won't be your girl anymore.

[Bane]

Yeah I eat it. I love curling her toes up with my mouth and making her grind on my face.Honestly though I just like to do it.I don't really need any reward,incentives,or promised BJ's or any BS.:whackit:

[luv]

Nope.

[DaKCMan AP]

You'd be surprised what a woman will do if you take care of her first.

Truth.

[HoneyBadger]

Never. I'll never eat the puss. You have failed, your highness. I am selfish in bed, like my father before me.

http://i47.tinypic.com/wb6puc.gif


So you and your father discuss eating the puss? Must be a colorful conversation.

[BigMeatballDave]

Nope.ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

So you and your father discuss eating the puss? Must be a colorful conversation.

I think I can pretty much guarantee my father is boring in bed. He grew up in Missouri, is conservative, and is a lifetime Jehovah's Witness.

[bevischief]

Nope.

not in to it or don't like it:D

[BigMeatballDave]

I think I can pretty much guarantee my father is boring in bed. He grew up in Missouri, is conservative, and is a lifetime Jehovah's Witness.
I dont think growing up in Mo. has anything to do with that.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Of course you eat it. You have to clean it out before you stick your dick in it.

[MTG#10]

Hell yes I like eating pussy more than getting a bj

[Jilly]

U guys are too cute

[SPchief]

duh

[Hammock Parties]

I dont think growing up in Mo. has anything to do with that.

Which state do you think has a higher rate of pussies eaten per capita? Missouri or New York?

[HoneyBadger]

U guys are too cute

Of course were cute, why else would we be offered vaginas to eat?

[SLAG]

giving cunnilingus and Anilingus on a woman are 2 of my fav. things to do

[ChiefsCountry]

I love it, need to find one tonight. :)
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[seaofred]

I sometimes would rather eat it, than f*ck it.

[Bane]

Nope.

Bullshit!:harumph:
ROFL

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

giving cunnilingus and Anilingus on a woman are 2 of my fav. things to do


I'm sorry but licking someones asshole is downright disguisting and stuped !

[BryanBusby]

I just stick with a good ol' motorboatin'

[luv]

Bullshit!:harumph:
ROFL

Don't eat that either.

[BigMeatballDave]

U guys are too cute

LMAO
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[BigMeatballDave]

Which state do you think has a higher rate of pussies eaten per capita? Missouri or New York?

Considering there is far less to do in Mo compared to NY, I'm gonna say Mo.
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[googlegoogle]

http://itstheirdestiny.2kat.net/cat_p4.jpg

[rockymtnchief]

Yup

As a matter of fact, I've learned to breathe out of my ears.

[Hammock Parties]

Considering there is far less to do in Mo compared to NY, I'm gonna say Mo.
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Bullshit! Missouri is a bunch of bible-thumpin', church-going, football-watching, farm-farming, boring-ass people.

The midwest is where people go to DIE, not eat pussy.

[seaofred]

Bullshit! Missouri is a bunch of bible-thumpin', church-going, football-watching, farm-farming, boring-ass people.

The midwest is where people go to DIE, not eat pussy.

I've been born and raised in Missouri, been to church, and read the bible... Heck my second or third threesome was with a Preachers daughter.

[luv]

Bullshit! Missouri is a bunch of bible-thumpin', church-going, football-watching, farm-farming, boring-ass people.

The midwest is where people go to DIE, not eat pussy.

You shouldn't judge everyone by your family.

[SLAG]

I'm sorry but licking someones asshole is downright disguisting and stuped !

meh..

a clean butt on a sexy woman - i love to watch em squirm

[Hammock Parties]

Look, there are exceptions to every rule. But if you take a RANDOM sampling of people in New York, and a RANDOM sampling of people in Missouri, I guarantee you more of the New Yorkers eat at the Y.

[RJ]

I like mine like I like my catfish - with a little lemon juice and hot sauce. I think the wife digs it, cause it always makes her scream. Yeahhhh, baby!

[Easy 6]

The ever so slightly musky, salty, chemical imbalance inducing properties of a hot, clean woman is like... cavemanimal heroin.

I love it, they love it... everyone wins.

[luv]

The ever so slightly musky, salty, chemical imbalance inducing properties of a hot, clean woman is like... cavemanimal heroin.

I love it, they love it... everyone wins.

How do you know we're not just faking it?

[niblet]

meh..

a clean butt on a sexy woman - i love to watch em squirm

If you like intestinal parasites.

[JD10367]

Of course.

Preferably with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Fthpthpthpthpthp.

[Easy 6]

How do you know we're not just faking it?

When their butt & thighs start to involuntarily tremble.

[Braincase]

When their butt & thighs start to involuntarily tremble.

Women can fake the moaning, but if they're faking the damn convulsions, they need to expand the Academy Awards..."Best Actress in a Faked Orgasm"....

[Ceej]

Seconds, please.

[Easy 6]

Women can fake the moaning, but if they're faking the damn convulsions, they need to expand the Academy Awards..."Best Actress in a Faked Orgasm"....

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[big nasty kcnut]

you have to download on her pussy so she can give the pole some love.

[Lumpy]

I would, but I'm afraid I'll hurt my back. :D

[CHENZ A!]

Absolutely love to. But I only eat out girls I like. That doesn't happen often.

[Gonzo]

I would, but I'm afraid I'll hurt my back. :D
that's what I'm here for...
Glurff mumble nom nom nom.
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[Nightfyre]

I sometimes would rather eat it, than f*ck it.

You know, I read your post and then your handle. And it COMPLETELY changed the context of your name in my head. Forever.

[Barret]

I think Sam said it the best....5 minute mark is where he passes us his wisdom

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"Jesus Christ...I was doing a "W" and didnt even know it....while I am down here I MIGHT AS WELL WRITE A LETTER TO SANTA!!!!"

By the Way.....NSFW Audio

[stevieray]

..in Russia, it eats you...:eek:

[Silock]

Show me a guy who won't eat pussy, I'll show you a guy whose girl I'm about to steal.

[SPchief]

Watching the reaction of her face and legs is the best part

[Kerberos]

Never. I'll never eat the puss. You have failed, your highness. I am selfish in bed, like my father before me.

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Only you could ghey up eating pussy.

[Gary]

I enjoy a box lunch at the "Y" now and again.

[Crush]

Eating pussy is like licking bags of sand.

[rtmike]

If my tongue isn't sore the next day I didn't do a very good job.

Twas always the best when she was doing me at the same time. Ahh yes, those were the days.

[BigMeatballDave]

How do you know we're not just faking it?

I can't speak for others here, but when a chicks vag pulsates and squirts in you're face, I'm pretty sure there isn't much faking going.
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[Pushead2]

I can't speak for others here, but when a chicks vag pulsates and squirts in you're face, I'm pretty sure there isn't much faking going.
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:clap:

[BigMeatballDave]

Eating pussy is like licking bags of sand.

LMAO
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[RippedmyFlesh]

Look, there are exceptions to every rule. But if you take a RANDOM sampling of people in New York, and a RANDOM sampling of people in Missouri, I guarantee you more of the New Yorkers eat at the Y.

I guess my wife is lucky i am a new yorker.
laws vary from state to state
i think it's mandatory here in ny

[JD10367]

If my tongue isn't sore the next day I didn't do a very good job.

Twas always the best when she was doing me at the same time. Ahh yes, those were the days.

Now, see, I never really cared for that. You have to spend too much thinking about body positioning, timing it... not to mention you're sniffin' butthole the entire time. I'd rather just set the table and get to eatin'. Since women can orgasm more than once (if you're lucky and you're any good at what you do), you can always go first, then let her do you, then get to the regular in-out in-out with the ol' gulliver to give her another O.

[JD10367]

Oh, and as for faking it: any woman who fakes it deserves the shit sex she gets. If the guy thinks he's doing it right, and he's doing it wrong, and you fake it, he's gonna think he did it right and will do it the same damn way the next time, you f**king moron. TELL HIM. Don't you think he WANTS you to feel good, and to do it right? If a baby shits on the floor, do you clap and laugh and tell it "good job"? If your dog pees on the furniture, do you say "Good boy" and give him a Milk-Bone? So, when it comes to your O, which is the best thing that could happen to you, why the f**k would you fake it? Just to "get it over with" and make him stop? Tell him what you like and don't like. Get a genuine O out of it. If things aren't working that night, just tell him, "You know what, it's just not happening for me"... and then give him a BJ. His ego will only be hurt for the fraction of a second it takes until you get him in your mouth. :D But if you fake it, f**k you, you deserve to live with the shit sex.

[Katipan]

You guys are cute.

It's nice. Really nice. Really really legs trembling heart racing wet mess nice. But so is 101 other things. 10 or 12 of which I would probably pick over it anyways.

It's a skill and we look askance at any man that WON'T do it, but it's not the end all be all.
It's not a fucking blowjob.

[BigMeatballDave]

you can always go first, then let her do you, then get to the regular in-out in-out with the ol' gulliver to give her another O.

This is usually my approach. The only problem is, if she gets me off, its takes me like 20 min to reload. :D

[JD10367]

It's nice. Really nice. Really really legs trembling heart racing wet mess nice. But so is 101 other things. 10 or 12 of which I would probably pick over it anyways.

Please fill out the following questionairre, xthxbye. :)

THE 10 OR 12 THINGS I WOULD PICK OVER A GUY MUNCHING ON ME AND GIVING ME AN O ARE, IN ORDER OF LEAST TO BEST:

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[MOhillbilly]

i let my dick do the work.

[Katipan]

Please fill out the following questionairre, xthxbye. :)

THE 10 OR 12 THINGS I WOULD PICK OVER A GUY MUNCHING ON ME AND GIVING ME AN O ARE, IN ORDER OF LEAST TO BEST:

Reverse cowgirl leaned all the way forward.
Standing in the shower with a foot on the curtain rod.
Doing dips off your kitchen counter onto a dick.
Cowgirl on a video game rocker chair, both parties lean all the way back.
Missionary where you wrap your feet around your neck.
Bent over so you can grab his ankles.
While he's driving 60 during a blizzard.
Anyway involving Ectasy.
Waking him up with a blowjob.
Sneak attacks that don't involve roofies.

Shrug... Then if he doesn't mind the copious amounts of his own jizz, have at it.

[BigMeatballDave]

Reverse cowgirl leaned all the way forward.
Standing in the shower with a foot on the curtain rod.
Doing dips off your kitchen counter onto a dick.
Cowgirl on a video game rocker chair, both parties lean all the way back.
Missionary where you wrap your feet around your neck.
Bent over so you can grab his ankles.
While he's driving 60 during a blizzard.
Anyway involving Ectasy.
Waking him up with a blowjob.
Sneak attacks that don't involve roofies.

Shrug... Then if he doesn't mind the copious amounts of his own jizz, have at it.Some people just like head more than others...

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

I have never eaten pussy in my life.

But I've had several miles of it fed to me.

I LOVE 'em!!!!!{Regis Philbin}

Dinny

[Katipan]

Some people just like head more than others...

Wow. Epiphany.

[bkkcoh]

If my tongue isn't sore the next day I didn't do a very good job.

Twas always the best when she was doing me at the same time. Ahh yes, those were the days.

and if your face doesn't feel like a glazed donut?

[tooge]

Heh, I remember the first time. Thought you were supposed to tongue fuck her. I think I sprainded my tongue. Tongue doesn't need to be sore to do it right.

[sedated]

Hell yes I like eating pussy more than getting a bj

this. my gf has to watch out if she shaved recently; somehow my face just ends up down there.

If they made candy that tasted like puss, I'd weigh 300 pounds.

[MOhillbilly]

questions for the guys.

after your woman sucks your dick and takes the load do you kiss her?

what if she doesnt take a load, still kiss her?

over/under for time expired after bj?

just a peck or full mouth kiss?


for those of you who answer yes id like to point out that you are the ghey.
just sayin.

[KCUnited]

I don't really care to kiss my lady before she sucks me off. Kissing is overrated once you turn 23, I show affection by fondling.

[rockymtnchief]

Nope, she gets kissed on the neck until she brushes, drinks a six-pack, and devours a sammich first. :D

[tooge]

Nope, she gets kissed on the neck until she brushes, drinks a six-pack, and devours a sammich first. :D

you mean "and makes me a sammich"

[rockymtnchief]

you mean "and makes me a sammich"

ROFL
I stand corrected, thanks.

[Rasputin]

I've had the compliment that I eat pussy like a lesbian

[tooge]

I've had the compliment that I eat pussy like a lesbian

You should be cool tongue luke then

[Jilly]

Heh, I remember the first time. Thought you were supposed to tongue **** her. I think I sprainded my tongue. Tongue doesn't need to be sore to do it right.

It gets sore. It has to get sore. It's hard work and some women take a long time. I often feel sorry for men for that reason. With sucking dick, there's no game involved, find the right spot too much pressure, too little pressure, too directly on it, not on it directly enough. See cock. Insert cock in mouth. Use your tongue. And done. Not so much at the Y. There's the spot baby, there, right there.....DAMN IT, I need to change arms....well, you all know the deal.

At the end though, totally worth it. It's like getting an unexpected card. He took the time to think about me first.

[The Franchise]

I'm down with eating at the Y.....as long as my rules are followed.

1. Your shit must be trimmed and taken care of.
2. You must be able to tell me when something either isn't working or is working. I'm not going to spend my time down there if you're quiet and it's not working.
3. You must return the favor. If I'm going down....you're going down.

[Katipan]

I'm down with eating at the Y.....as long as my rules are followed.

1. Your shit must be trimmed and taken care of.
2. You must be able to tell me when something either isn't working or is working. I'm not going to spend my time down there if you're quiet and it's not working.
3. You must return the favor. If I'm going down....you're going down.

You should have all that embroidered on a pillow.

[The Franchise]

You should have all that embroidered on a pillow.

I've got it stitched in my leather headboard.....is that good enough?

[Jilly]

I've got it stitched in my leather headboard.....is that good enough?

tattoo.... but I can't figure out where would be best

[The Franchise]

tattoo.... but I can't figure out where would be best

My forehead?

[Jilly]

My forehead?

That would be most noticeable and clearly give her a good view of the "rules." However, not sure how many women would let you between your legs with a tattooed forehead. Maybe Courtney Love.

[CoMoChief]

Show me a guy who won't eat pussy, I'll show you a guy whose girl I'm about to steal.

ROFL Fuckin right!!!!

[Katipan]

That would be most noticeable and clearly give her a good view of the "rules." However, not sure how many women would let you between your legs with a tattooed forehead. Maybe Courtney Love.

IT WONT LET ME REP YOU

[Jilly]

IT WONT LET ME REP YOU

They're trying to tear us apart. I won't have it.

[Pants]

I don't shy away from it. I found that a lot of girls are really self-conscious about that part of their body to the point where you have to really make them comfortable about it in order to have a chance to please them that way.

Some never let me do it no matter how much I tried to convince them. And that's cool, ladies, as long as you don't mind sucking my dick anyway.

[Jilly]

I don't shy away from it. I found that a lot of girls are really self-conscious about that part of their body to the point where you have to really make them comfortable about it in order to have a chance to please them that way.

Some never let me do it no matter how much I tried to convince them. And that's cool, ladies, as long as you don't mind sucking my dick anyway.


Just to bring a little more depth here.....if you really think about it, it's one of the most intimate acts possible between two people. To have someone's face or to put your face in someone's genitals is really intimate. And for women even more so, our vaginas have never been something we've been comfortable with anyways. Unlike boys who have been handling their penises since birth, girls have never had that kind of comfortability with themselves. That part has always been referred to as "private" or "down there", like it's some sort of secret never to be touched. So, for many women, that's just vulnerable and scary to allow another person's face there. It's getting better, but it's only been recently that masturbation has been something that women are expected to do. How can a woman expect a guy to please her through that means if she has no idea how to please herself?

Anyhow, didn't mean to get serious. Just an observation.

[Pants]

Just to bring a little more depth here.....if you really think about it, it's one of the most intimate acts possible between two people. To have someone's face or to put your face in someone's genitals is really intimate. And for women even more so, our vaginas have never been something we've been comfortable with anyways. Unlike boys who have been handling their penises since birth, girls have never had that kind of comfortability with themselves. That part has always been referred to as "private" or "down there", like it's some sort of secret never to be touched. So, for many women, that's just vulnerable and scary to allow another person's face there. It's getting better, but it's only been recently that masturbation has been something that women are expected to do. How can a woman expect a guy to please her through that means if she has no idea how to please herself?

Anyhow, didn't mean to get serious. Just an observation.

Yeah, you guys are all REALLY REALLY insecure.

[Jilly]

Yeah, you guys are all REALLY REALLY insecure.

Correction: MOST of you guys are REALLY REALLY insecure!!!!

Luckily, the jets of my parents whirlpool taught me how great it was early on, I've been hooked since.

[Pants]

Correction: MOST of you guys are REALLY REALLY insecure!!!!

Luckily, the jets of my parents whirlpool taught me how great it was early on, I've been hooked since.

Just make sure there's no stubble down there, please. Better yet, wax.

[Jilly]

Just make sure there's no stubble down there, please. Better yet, wax.

uh, back at ya?

No bueno to demand a shaved, waxed cooter and then forget to manscape. WE don't want your freaking pubes in our teeth either, you know.

[The Franchise]

Just make sure there's no stubble down there, please. Better yet, wax.

Waxing is asking a lot. It takes a lot of upkeep and pain to keep that area waxed on a girl. I'm perfectly fine as long as it's trimmed and well taken care of.

[Chief Henry]

Just to bring a little more depth here.....if you really think about it, it's one of the most intimate acts possible between two people. To have someone's face or to put your face in someone's genitals is really intimate. And for women even more so, our vaginas have never been something we've been comfortable with anyways. Unlike boys who have been handling their penises since birth, girls have never had that kind of comfortability with themselves. That part has always been referred to as "private" or "down there", like it's some sort of secret never to be touched. So, for many women, that's just vulnerable and scary to allow another person's face there. It's getting better, but it's only been recently that masturbation has been something that women are expected to do. How can a woman expect a guy to please her through that means if she has no idea how to please herself?

Anyhow, didn't mean to get serious. Just an observation.

But in the movies, women love it :D

[Pants]

uh, back at ya?

No bueno to demand a shaved, waxed cooter and then forget to manscape. WE don't want your freaking pubes in our teeth either, you know.

I hear you. Some girls find a completely bald soldier to be a little off-putting though. Weirdo's. Haven't you guys ever seen any porn?

[Norman Einstein]

Nope, smells like catfish.

[Katipan]

I hear you. Some girls find a completely bald soldier to be a little off-putting though. Weirdo's. Haven't you guys ever seen any porn?

I was definitely on the side of the fence where the grass is just bare rock or small sprouts. For the life of me I couldn't understand why guys wouldn't want to clean that shit up but it's a very hard thing to deal with because I also don't really want a guy that has to spend 20 minutes in a shower grooming himself.

Thats so fem.

So i found me a 28 year old with the natural pubes of a 13 year old. (no 13 year olds were hurt in the making of his pubes)
I win!

[Pants]

I was definitely on the side of the fence where the grass is just bare rock or small sprouts. For the life of me I couldn't understand why guys wouldn't want to clean that shit up but it's a very hard thing to deal with because I also don't really want a guy that has to spend 20 minutes in a shower grooming himself.

Thats so fem.

So i found me a 28 year old with the natural pubes of a 13 year old. (no 13 year olds were hurt in the making of his pubes)
I win!

Nice.

[BucEyedPea]

Absolutely not.

[vailpass]

Is it football season yet?

[Pants]

Absolutely not.

:dom:

[ChiTown]

I have a hard time believing this is a serious question. What guy doesn't eat pussy?

Seriously, there is no greater command over a woman than when you are smacking the bean with your tongue.

[Pants]

I have a hard time believing this is a serious question. What guy doesn't eat pussy?

Seriously, there is no greater command over a woman than when you are smacking the bean with your tongue.

"Make me a sammich!" is a pretty good command.

[MOhillbilly]

I have a hard time believing this is a serious question. What guy doesn't eat pussy?

Seriously, there is no greater command over a woman than when you are smacking the bean with your tongue.

i heard black people dont eat pussy.

[ModSocks]

i heard black people dont eat pussy.

I knew a black guy who refused to eat pussy. He also refused to kiss a chick after she blew him (not to completion)

[MOhillbilly]

I knew a black guy who refused to eat pussy. He also refused to kiss a chick after she blew him (not to completion)
i must be black.

[loochy]

I have a hard time believing this is a serious question. What guy doesn't eat pussy?

Seriously, there is no greater command over a woman than when you are smacking the bean with your tongue.

It's not a serious question. It's a parody of the "Catfish: Do you eat it?" thread.

[L.A. Chieffan]

i am very uncomfortable with this conversation

[bkkcoh]

Nope, smells like catfish.

If fish smells like fish, it isn't fresh. Fish shouldn't really smell like fish.

Likewise with the bearded(or non-bearded) clam.

[Over-Head]

I have a hard time believing this is a serious question. What guy doesn't eat pussy?

Seriously, there is no greater command over a woman than when you are smacking the bean with your tongue.
THIS

[teedubya]

I eat it, Like a Boss.

[Jilly]

Men who do not go down on your women......buy them a vibrator please. They deserve it.

[loochy]

I eat it, Like a Boss.

I take challenges and chow down as much as I can in as little time as I can. I am like Man vs. Food.

[MOhillbilly]

Men who do not go down on your women......buy them a washing machine please. They deserve it.


thats better.2 birds.

[loochy]

thats better.2 birds.

or an apron.

[Over-Head]

Men who do not go down on your women......smarten the F**K UP already!! :shake:.
fyp :thumb:

[bevischief]

Nope, smells like catfish.

I can't believe it took this long for someone to say this.:D

[MOhillbilly]

fyp :thumb:

donot empower the vag. It only leads down the dark path.

[loochy]

Nope, it has that lake smell of wherever it was caught.

[bevischief]

Is it football season yet?

Free Agency starts tomorrow...

[bevischief]

If fish smells like fish, it isn't fresh. Fish shouldn't really smell like fish.

Likewise with the bearded(or non-bearded) clam.

ROFL

[loochy]

Barack Obama endorses eating teh taco.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CIwRCSdJQ68/SRsexEbeeTI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/HUYYacU9zeo/s400/427517_capt.b248c3cd64c74786b7aad27b173f337a.aptopix_obama_2008_orjh118.jpg

[Norman Einstein]

I can't believe it took this long for someone to say this.:D

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=224206

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

This poll is teh awesome.

[Priest31kc]

Wow, theres a bunch of pussy lickers up in this bitch.

[Barret]

Men who do not go down on your women......buy them a vibrator please. They deserve it.

A question then that is slightly off topic.

Do women that use / over use vibrators lose sensitivity?

Or If no lose of sensitivity could it be psychological about the vibrator? Meaning, If pleasure is associated with a mechanical device could it be more difficult to bring her to an orgasm via other methods that have not brought pleasure before?

[JD10367]

Reverse cowgirl leaned all the way forward.
Standing in the shower with a foot on the curtain rod.
Doing dips off your kitchen counter onto a dick.
Cowgirl on a video game rocker chair, both parties lean all the way back.
Missionary where you wrap your feet around your neck.
Bent over so you can grab his ankles.
While he's driving 60 during a blizzard.
Anyway involving Ectasy.
Waking him up with a blowjob.
Sneak attacks that don't involve roofies.

Shrug... Then if he doesn't mind the copious amounts of his own jizz, have at it.

I was with you up until the "driving 60 during a blizzard". That's unsafe!! Driving means driving... not drinking, or texting, or talking on the cellphone, or eating... ANYTHING. :D

[Micjones]

There are men who don't eat pussy in 2010?

[Tactical Funky]

I survive on a steady diet of poon. :)

[Mecca]

There are men who don't eat pussy in 2010?

Yea and there are still women who don't suck cock either.

[teedubya]

Reverse cowgirl leaned all the way forward.
Standing in the shower with a foot on the curtain rod.
Doing dips off your kitchen counter onto a dick.
Cowgirl on a video game rocker chair, both parties lean all the way back.
Missionary where you wrap your feet around your neck.
Bent over so you can grab his ankles.
While he's driving 60 during a blizzard.
Anyway involving Ectasy.
Waking him up with a blowjob.
Sneak attacks that don't involve roofies.

Shrug... Then if he doesn't mind the copious amounts of his own jizz, have at it.

:clap:

[Braincase]

Any man who has ever been in the doghouse and wants to get out of the doghouse in a hurry puts his face in the place.

[Tactical Funky]

Yea and there are still women who don't suck cock either.
Really? I thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster that I've yet to meet one. :evil:

[Mecca]

If you want a more debatable question, someone ask the question if you are willing to eat asshole.

[Pioli Zombie]

I'm watching the Marriage Ref and I want Tina Fey WAY more than Eva Longoria
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[crazycoffey]

yes, unless it smells like catfish



if it smells like fish
eat all you wish
if it smells of cologne
leave it alone.



(cause that bitch is hiding something.....)

[Over-Head]

Reverse cowgirl leaned all the way forward.
Standing in the shower with a foot on the curtain rod.
Doing dips off your kitchen counter onto a dick.
Cowgirl on a video game rocker chair, both parties lean all the way back.
Missionary where you wrap your feet around your neck.
Bent over so you can grab his ankles.
While he's driving 60 during a blizzard.
Anyway involving Ectasy.
Waking him up with a blowjob.
Sneak attacks that don't involve roofies.

Shrug... Then if he doesn't mind the copious amounts of his own jizz, have at it.


It gets sore. It has to get sore. It's hard work and some women take a long time. I often feel sorry for men for that reason. With sucking dick, there's no game involved, find the right spot too much pressure, too little pressure, too directly on it, not on it directly enough. See cock. Insert cock in mouth. Use your tongue. And done. Not so much at the Y. There's the spot baby, there, right there.....DAMN IT, I need to change arms....well, you all know the deal.
At the end though, totally worth it. It's like getting an unexpected card. He took the time to think about me first.




I'm nominating you and Jilly as women of the year!!

[Chief Pote]

I'm watching the Marriage Ref and I want Tina Fey WAY more than Eva Longoria
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Just helpin a brother out.

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