The ten best things about being sick.

[Rain Man]

1. I sound kind of like that one Statler brother with the droopy eyes and deep voice.

2. I feel that I'm finally reaching my full potential in mucous production.

3. I haven't shaved in five days.

4. Quality time with my cat.

5. It gives me a wistful appreciation of life and the verve that I once had.

6. If it gets really bad and I'm hospitalized, popular Internet cinema indicates that sexy night-shift nurses often get rather kinky.

7. If I make obscene phone calls, people won't recognize my voice.

8. High fever = low heating bills.

9. I'm in preliminary discussions for my own telethon.

10. I've learned to time my coughing to add a new percussion track to Meat Loaf's "Bat Out of Hell" album.


I hate being sick. I don't know why I do it.

[Gracie Dean]

hubby is doing the same thing

plus the deep chest cold is messing with his athsma Prednisone is on board

[Ceej]

11) If you're contagious your wife or girlfriend can't kiss you, but they sure can suck your D.





(I could be wrong, but I thought it sounded funny)

[KcMizzou]

Been dealing with it myself. Missed two days of work last week. I actually feel a lot better, but now my voice is all screwed up.

It always seems to work that way with me, for some reason. I sound the worst when I start getting better.

[Kyle DeLexus]

I've missed 2 days of work over the last 2 weeks myself.

[Rain Man]

When I was in my 20s, I used to get honest-to-god laryngitis once every couple of years where I completely lost the ability to talk for a couple of days. We're talking mute, where I could whisper maybe one sentence a day with extreme effort. I always thought it was a madeup thing for TV shows until I got it. I haven't had it in a while, but I always wonder if I'm about to get it again when I have these symptoms.

Anyone else ever get laryngitis where you can't even whisper?

[Iowanian]

You'll have time to listen to the ballad of Dammit Ray.

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[Goldmember]

When I was in my 20s, I used to get honest-to-god laryngitis once every couple of years where I completely lost the ability to talk for a couple of days. We're talking mute, where I could whisper maybe one sentence a day with extreme effort. I always thought it was a madeup thing for TV shows until I got it. I haven't had it in a while, but I always wonder if I'm about to get it again when I have these symptoms.

Anyone else ever get laryngitis where you can't even whisper?

I've had it so bad I can't even type.

Hope you get well soon....I had some bad shit about two weeks ago....mucus river man and a cough that cracked my ribs

[T-post Tom]

Go to your nearest bar and ask for a 'Hairy Buffalo'. Drink it and you'll be fine in no time at all.

[BIG K]

1. I sound kind of like that one Statler brother with the droopy eyes and deep voice.

2. I feel that I'm finally reaching my full potential in mucous production.

3. I haven't shaved in five days.

4. Quality time with my cat.

5. It gives me a wistful appreciation of life and the verve that I once had.

6. If it gets really bad and I'm hospitalized, popular Internet cinema indicates that sexy night-shift nurses often get rather kinky.

7. If I make obscene phone calls, people won't recognize my voice.

8. High fever = low heating bills.

9. I'm in preliminary discussions for my own telethon.

10. I've learned to time my coughing to add a new percussion track to Meat Loaf's "Bat Out of Hell" album.


I hate being sick. I don't know why I do it.

11. Drink a ton of beer, pass out, and no one will no the difference...

[rambleonthruthefog]

12. Price is Right

[googlegoogle]

Remember when they use to give you codeine when you were sick.

[MoreLemonPledge]

12. Price is Right

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[teedubya]

13. ????
14. Profit!

[Crush]

12. Price is Right


The Price is Right is a shell of its former self. Drew is a terrible host.

[Rooster]

12. Price is Right

ROFL Beat me to it. This was my first thought.

[Jilly]

15. built in excuse for laziness

[patteeu]

16. DaFace gets to run wild at work.

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[gblowfish]

Three words for you:
Vicks
Vapo
Rub.