During your average sex encounter with another person, how nude are you?

[LaChapelle]

As you get older or flabbier do more clothes stay on?

[CHENZ A!]

my shirt always comes off but sometimes i'll just poke my dick through the hole in the underwear

[BryanBusby]

Always keep the socks on

[MoreLemonPledge]

Just my socks. Because when I'm down to just my socks she knows what time it is. It's time for business. It's business time.

You know when I'm down to just my socks it's time for business. That's why they call them business socks.

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[Mecca]

Always keep the socks on

I've actually done this before...how sad is that?

[Silock]

Fully.

[Hammock Parties]

Planet has officially reached TMI overload.

[KurtCobain]

clothes on

[niblet]

I just wear a scarf with the occasional headband.

[Mecca]

I just go with a scrunchy, nothing else.

[LaChapelle]

Maybe I should of asked about your partners
1 oversized old glory

[BryanBusby]

I've actually done this before...how sad is that?

I do it for a reason lol

My feet get cold easily and I gots to have warm toes if I'm gettin' it in

[Mecca]

I have really gross feet so I don't like to subject anyone to those to well into a relationship.

[BryanBusby]

That's a pretty good reason too

I don't know why, but this thread reminded me of an episode of Sealab 2021 when the captain was gettin it on with a vacuum cleaner or a broom or some shit wearing a fake mustache haha

"Would you prefer the mustache on...or off? Too bad, it stays on!"

[luv]

Always keep the socks on

It seems pointless to take them off. Unless one of you has a foot fetish, it's a waste of time.

[MoreLemonPledge]

I have really gross feet so I don't like to subject anyone to those to well into a relationship.

Pics plz

[Mecca]

It seems pointless to take them off. Unless one of you has a foot fetish, it's a waste of time.

Please tell me you don't, if you do I'll never be able to have sex with you.

[luv]

Please tell me you don't, if you do I'll never be able to have sex with you.

Were you planning to in the first place?

[Mecca]

Were you planning to in the first place?

Hrm maybe!

[Mecca]

Pics plz

Uh dude no.

[BryanBusby]

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[Mr. Flopnuts]

This thread is Mr. Flopnuts approved.

[MoreLemonPledge]

Were you planning to in the first place?

I heard he's well hung.

[Sure-Oz]

i may be older, but flabbier, not yet...

[Mecca]

I heard he's well hung.

You can say that again but it isn't always a positive that's for sure.

[luv]

You can say that again but it isn't always a positive that's for sure.

I'm probably the only one who's gonna say this is worthless without pics.

[Mecca]

I'm probably the only one who's gonna say this is worthless without pics.

I can't really post that on the planet. So there are problems.

[DeezNutz]

Mecca is going to PM luv a pic of his junk...

This place is weird sometimes. Where Chiefs and Craigslist meet...

[Hammock Parties]

I can't really post that on the planet. So there are problems.

You can always send a PM.





















































Stud.

[MoreLemonPledge]

I can't really post that on the planet. So there are problems.

But you can post pics of your feet if you want.

[Sure-Oz]

Mecca is going to PM luv a pic of his junk...

This place is weird sometimes. Where Chiefs and Craigslist meet...

Where's sean salisbury?

[Mecca]

I'd seriously rather show the entire board my junk than my feet, that's how self conscious I am of my feet.

[luv]

Mecca is going to PM luv a pic of his junk...

This place is weird sometimes. Where Chiefs and Craigslist meet...

He is? Dude, I'm not looking for sex. I just want him to prove how big his wang is.

[DeezNutz]

I'd seriously rather that you show neither.

[DeezNutz]

You don't have to be looking for it to find it.

[Sure-Oz]

He is? Dude, I'm not looking for sex. I just want him to prove how big his wang is.

You read those perverted womens novels don't you?

[Mecca]

Deez is totally creeped out.

But I'll just say I totally missed my calling as a pornstar.

[luv]

You don't have to be looking for it to find it.

You've never met me. Guys don't look at me and think sex.

[luv]

You read those perverted womens novels don't you?

I had a friend give me three of them years ago. I think I still have them. I think I read one of them.

[Mecca]

Well Luv...you have big boobs judging by that bra I saw and that is generally about all it takes for me to think sex...

[DeezNutz]

You've never met me. Guys don't look at me and think sex.

John Mecca Holmes has seen pictures of you, and he's repeatedly suggested that he'd be willing.

[BryanBusby]

posting your genitals on the internet usually leads to not good things

[luv]

John Mecca Holmes has seen pictures of you, and he's repeatedly suggested that he'd be willing.

Okay, let me put it this way. I'm not interested in having sex with anyone here. I know people find that impossible to believe. I can talk about it and not want it. Men can't comprehend that, I guess.

[Mecca]

Yea someone would photoshop it to look like groucho marx.

Luv will ask me for measurements eventually.

[Mecca]

Okay, let me put it this way. I'm not interested in having sex with anyone here. I know people find that impossible to believe. I can talk about it and not want it. Men can't comprehend that, I guess.

Ha you know what's funny though, If I ever had sex with any female from this forum, I'd never bring it up, ever.

I don't need a running joke for my posting life.

[Sure-Oz]

I had a friend give me three of them years ago. I think I still have them. I think I read one of them.

They are detailed....one of my friends gf's was explaining a ****ed up one and read me a few lines that were detailed as **** fucking porn novels

[MoreLemonPledge]

Okay, let me put it this way. I'm not interested in having sex with anyone here. I know people find that impossible to believe. I can talk about it and not want it. Men can't comprehend that, I guess.

But all women think about is sex, making sure the house is clean, and what to make for dinner, right?

[luv]

Ha you know what's funny though, If I ever had sex with any female from this forum, I'd never bring it up, ever.

I don't need a running joke for my posting life.

Point for Mecca.

[Mecca]

They are detailed....one of my friends gf's was explaining a ****ed up one and read me a few lines that were detailed as **** fucking porn novels

Did it say something about a phallus and an anus?

[luv]

They are detailed....one of my friends gf's was explaining a ****ed up one and read me a few lines that were detailed as **** fucking porn novels

Yeah, the one I read was very descriptive. I'm guessing that's how they all are.

[Mecca]

Point for Mecca.

Well it's true, I'm not a bragging type when it comes to that, I don't even discuss my sexual experiences with my friends, maybe if they don't know the person.

But say it's another person on here so everyone knows both of us, no fucking way I'm ever mentioning that here.

[luv]

But all women think about is sex, making sure the house is clean, and what to make for dinner, right?

And giving blow jobs. Or is that part of thinking about sex?

[BryanBusby]

I can talk about it and not want it. Men can't comprehend that, I guess.
We don't think that way, so of course not. If were talking about it with a woman, we are usually trying to as CP would say, "Print em!"

[Hammock Parties]

Mecca, send the PM.

Make sure you write "Mecca" on a piece of notebook paper for scale and ID.

[DeezNutz]

Okay, let me put it this way. I'm not interested in having sex with anyone here. I know people find that impossible to believe. I can talk about it and not want it. Men can't comprehend that, I guess.

I don't go shopping unless I'm buying.

And I'm not in the market to buy, so I could give a fuck what's in the window.

I think this is a fairly accurate summation of the perspectives of many men.

[MoreLemonPledge]

And giving blow jobs. Or is that part of thinking about sex?

Package deal.

[Mecca]

I've known some women who were like that, this one chick literally would grab me and shit and it was like damn you're aggressive like a dude.

[luv]

I don't go shopping unless I'm buying.

And I'm not in the market to buy, so I could give a fuck what's in the window.

I think this is a fairly accurate summation of the perspectives of many men.

Talking about it is shopping?

[DeezNutz]

Talking about it is shopping?

In the analogy that I provided, yes.

I'm not a big fan of verbal grab ass, but that's just me. Don't find it too interesting.

No biggie, though. Definitely not something worth discussing at great length. Excuse the pun, Mecca.

[luv]

In the analogy that I provided, yes.

I'm not a big fan of verbal grab ass, but that's just me. Don't find it too interesting.

No biggie, though. Definitely not something worth discussing at great length. Excuse the pun, Mecca.

Yet, here you are talking about it.

[Hammock Parties]

I've known some women who were like that, this one chick literally would grab me and shit and it was like damn you're aggressive like a dude.

Where can I find a woman like that.

[BryanBusby]

Where can I find a woman like that.

Troost

[DeezNutz]

Yet, here you are talking about it.

:facepalm:

I think the difference is sufficiently clear. If you don't see it, that's fine.

[Mecca]

Where can I find a woman like that.

They're out there, it's really more common than you might think.

[Sure-Oz]

Did it say something about a phallus and an anus?

It had succubus and something about bj's, she was trying to gross me out while i was playing final fantasy xiii

[Mecca]

Ha, I just got like the new final fantasy game, rock!

[luv]

:facepalm:

I think the difference is sufficiently clear. If you don't see it, that's fine.

No, you're not talking grab ass. You are merely mocking those who are. Either way, you're contributing to the conversation.

[Mecca]

For amusing purposes here's a new pic of me where I think it's obvious I am thinner...

[RedThat]

When I have sex with a woman all my clothes off.

Mind you, there have been times where I've been caught up in the moment and enjoyment of making out and forget to take my clothes off, and thats where she does it for me.

[MoreLemonPledge]

For amusing purposes here's a new pic of me where I think it's obvious I am thinner...

...









I don't see any feet.

[Hammock Parties]

For amusing purposes here's a new pic of me where I think it's obvious I am thinner...

Much better.

Now PM me your Mecca of Manly Might.

[Mecca]

GoChiefs wants to see my wang...thats very weird.

[Hammock Parties]

I enjoy a good freakshow. Doesn't make me gay.

Weird? Yes.

[Hammock Parties]

http://i.imgur.com/uxNJ9.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

[teedubya]

I typically just wear my ascot.

[KCrockaholic]

I've known some women who were like that, this one chick literally would grab me and shit and it was like damn you're aggressive like a dude.

Hurts when they pull your hair huh? I have short hair and it hurts, I couldn't imagine having long hair and it being pulled.

[Mecca]

Hurts when they pull your hair huh? I have short hair and it hurts, I couldn't imagine having long hair and it being pulled.

Yea it kinda sucks.

It's like hey look here stop pulling my hair or I'll bite your vagina and see how you like it.

[Sure-Oz]

Yea it kinda sucks.

It's like hey look here stop pulling my hair or I'll bite your vagina and see how you like it.

Some actually like that 2nd part you mentiond

[KCrockaholic]

Yea it kinda sucks.

It's like hey look here stop pulling my hair or I'll bite your vagina and see how you like it.

ROFL

[KCrockaholic]

Anybody into smacking? Like in the face, or body parts?

[Sure-Oz]

Anybody into smacking? Like in the face, or body parts?

smackin the ass

[Mecca]

I dick slapped a girl in the face......she enjoyed it.

[KCrockaholic]

smackin the ass

Well that's a givin IMO, but other parts other than ass?

[teedubya]

I'm not surprised that Blueballs started this gay thread, btw.

[KCrockaholic]

I dick slapped a girl in the face......she enjoyed it.

I've done the same. I think I've dick slapped every part of a woman now that I think of it.

[Mecca]

Then I asked if I could put it in her butt and she made this face of fear and was like "no way you're to big for that"

[Hammock Parties]

Well, Mecca?

Put up or shut up.

[Mecca]

I'm not going to show you my junk, that just isn't right.

[KCrockaholic]

Then I asked if I could put it in her butt and she made this face of fear and was like "no way you're to big for that"

Just stop. You're making GoChiefs too excited.

[KCrockaholic]

I'm not going to show you my junk, that just isn't right.

I think you should show Luv though. Just so we can see her reaction. And how did this become a known fact on CP anyways?

[Mecca]

Just stop. You're making GoChiefs too excited.

Are you saying he likes it in the butt?

[Mecca]

I think you should show Luv though. Just so we can see her reaction. And how did this become a known fact on CP anyways?

In the date thread I was talking about buying condoms and how I'm not a big fan of them cause well they make me last fucking forever...then the question became what kind of condoms and yea.

[Hammock Parties]

Look, I've seen plenty of dicks. One more isn't gonna make a difference.

Until you offer some proof you're FOS

[KCrockaholic]

Are you saying he likes it in the butt?
He might.

In the date thread I was talking about buying condoms and how I'm not a big fan of them cause well they make me last ****ing forever...then the question became what kind of condoms and yea.

Oh I see...Atleast I know what topic to avoid now.

[luv]

I think you should show Luv though. Just so we can see her reaction. And how did this become a known fact on CP anyways?

I think you guys take me too literally.

[Mecca]

I can get out a tape measure if you like but there ain't no way I'm just sending my dick out to another guy, I would not feel right.

[Mecca]

I don't think Luv is attracted to me so that's why I flirt with her, that's odd logic now that I think about it.

[KCrockaholic]

I can get out a tape measure if you like but there ain't no way I'm just sending my dick out to another guy, I would not feel right.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:aOlzy9tPJEDlLM:http://galaxieblog.com.my/blog/photos/2008/12/29/celebrityjournalist1825_1.JPG

Mecca showing us how long it is.

[Mecca]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:aOlzy9tPJEDlLM:http://galaxieblog.com.my/blog/photos/2008/12/29/celebrityjournalist1825_1.JPG

Mecca showing us how long it is.

Width is more important....

[Mr. Kotter]

I don't think Luv is attracted to me so that's why I flirt with her, that's odd logic now that I think about it.

How could she possibly resist YOU?

[KCrockaholic]

Width is more important....

Oh. So are you saying your a 5 X 5? lol j/k

[luv]

Width is more important....

Both are equally important.

[Mecca]

Oh. So are you saying your a 5 X 5? lol j/k

More like 7x7....

[KCrockaholic]

More like 7x7....

That could get scary. Luv needs proof.

[Hammock Parties]

I can get out a tape measure if you like but there ain't no way I'm just sending my dick out to another guy, I would not feel right.

:rolleyes:

Of all the things to be squeamish about.

Send it to luv then. Or Christ, Katipan. I sent her my wang.

She now thinks of me as more of a man. http://i.imgur.com/IgDRo.gif (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

[Mecca]

Ok that big smiley just made me bust up laughing.

[KCrockaholic]

LMAO What?

[ChiTown]

ChiefsPlanet

Where everyone is 6'8" 300#'s and has a 14" penis.

Paul Bunyan (and Peter North) aint got shit on me!

[Mecca]

If you had a 14 inch penis you'd never get laid, women would run away from you.

[KCrockaholic]

If you had a 14 inch penis you'd never get laid, women would run away from you.

I've seen some nasty shit....I can't even discuss it on here.

[Mecca]

And anyway if I showed anyone on this site my penis, and GoChiefs saw it, I'd end up on some kind of site and it would haunt me...forever.

[KCrockaholic]

And anyway if I showed anyone on this site my penis, and GoChiefs saw it, I'd end up on some kind of site and it would haunt me...forever.

ROFL Probably true.

[Mecca]

I'd be getting married and there'd be a wedding cake...with a huge picture of my junk on it.

[KCrockaholic]

I've always wondered if cell phone companies can see the pics you take with your phone. You know where I'm going with this...

[Mecca]

They probably think I'm a huge fan of Homer Simpson with all that skin they've seen...

[KCrockaholic]

I just hope they can't. If they can, I have to stop taking so many pictures...

[BryanBusby]

:rolleyes:

Of all the things to be squeamish about.

Send it to luv then. Or Christ, Katipan. I sent her my wang.

She now thinks of me as more of a man. http://i.imgur.com/IgDRo.gif (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

and the smug emoticon has now invaded CP

[Ebolapox]

Then I asked if I could put it in her butt and she made this face of fear and was like "no way you're to big for that"

ROFL

in the girl's defense, some women are afraid to put anything in their ass, whether it's 2 cm or 20 inches. don't get too big an ego, eh brah?

[BryanBusby]

just gotta take baby steps

start off with a carrot or something

[Mecca]

A baby carrot?

[BryanBusby]

just make sure to tie some dental floss onto it in case it slips

Nothing turns a date bad more than having to head off for the ER because you lose a baby carrot in your girls butt

[MoreLemonPledge]

just make sure to tie some dental floss onto it in case it slips

Nothing turns a date bad more than having to head off for the ER because you lose a baby carrot in your girls butt

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[Mecca]

I'll try an eggplant.

[Ebolapox]

for some reason, mecca's posts in this thread bring this will ferrell skit to mind.

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[BryanBusby]

Somehow this has gone from socks or no socks to putting vegetables in a chicks ass. Awesome.

[Hammock Parties]

Mecca, you need to show someone your dick.

Just think, you could be talked about for YEARS on the planet. The planeteer with the BIGGEST FUCKING DICK EVER!!!!!!

[MoreLemonPledge]

http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/1984_This_Is_Spinal_Tap/harry_shearer_this_is_spinal_tap_001.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/FujikoMine/Articles/spinal_cucumber.jpg

[Mecca]

That's just weird GoChiefs...although I once asked a chick where I stood and she goes "top 10%"

[T-post Tom]

Mecca, you need to show someone your dick.

Just think, you could be talked about for YEARS on the planet. The planeteer with the BIGGEST ****ING DICK EVER!!!!!!

Cool off, Clay. Here, maybe this will hold you over.
(There's more at http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1003/brian.bosworth.photos/content.1.html: )

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1003/brian.bosworth.photos/images/brian-bosworth-73723172(2).jpg

[FAX]

I have really gross feet so I don't like to subject anyone to those to well into a relationship.

What is the problem with your feet, Mr. Mecca? Do you not go to the beach? Or the pool? I mean, you never take your socks off?

FAX

[Mecca]

What is the problem with your feet, Mr. Mecca? Do you not go to the beach? Or the pool? I mean, you never take your socks off?

FAX

I don't know how to swim man....

I've had some serious issues with ingrown toenails and I have nasty callouses.

[Sure-Oz]

Get a fucking pedicure

[Mecca]

Get a fucking pedicure

That honestly doesn't help.

[JOhn]

:facepalm:

[KcMizzou]

I don't know how to swim man....

I've had some serious issues with ingrown toenails and I have nasty callouses.Meh, feet in general are gross. I'm not a fan.

I figure you're fine unless you meet up with some girl with a foot fetish. (And even then, is that the kinda freak you wanna get involved with?)

[philfree]

There is no avg.........c'mon man........


PhilFree:arrow:

[bevischief]

I have to wear my snuggie...

[Stewie]

The amount of clothing is completely dependent on the situation. Most of the time I prefer completely naked, and socks may or may not come off.

And this thread is disturbing in many ways that have nothing to do with the OP.

[Abba-Dabba]

I don't give a damn about what my attire is. I'm just trying to put some luda up in it.

[LaChapelle]

I forgot everyone on CP and their partner has a 10 body and 14 inch penis
the married couple screwing in wife beater and bra is for trailerparks

[Mr. Laz]

http://archive.student.bmj.com/issues/99/10/education/images/sex21.jpg

[Delano]

Merino wool turtleneck.
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[LaChapelle]

Most went full KnowMo
ROFL

[Duck Dog]

I don't know how to swim man....

I've had some serious issues with ingrown toenails and I have nasty callouses.

Have them removed. My wife made me remove two nails and I took a scalpel to the callouses.

[SDChiefs]

I enjoy a good freakshow. Doesn't make me gay.

Weird? Yes.

Your not being able to get and/or maintain an erection unless a mans involved makes you gay. You wanting to see Meccas jimmy is what makes you, you.

[morphius]

If I could stand to have another darn forum at the top I'd really have to think about adding a TMI forum for this run of threads.

[bevischief]

Need to have my camo on...
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[CoMoChief]

Just my socks. Because when I'm down to just my socks she knows what time it is. It's time for business. It's business time.

You know when I'm down to just my socks it's time for business. That's why they call them business socks.

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business socks.

[SenselessChiefsFan]

I sleep nude. Most of the sex I have is in my bedroom with my wife. So, typically, I am completely nude. However, when we have sex in public... well, not necessarily in public, but in fitting rooms, bathrooms, outdoors, etc..... typically we are fairly clothed. Wife wears skirt, I drop pants to knees, etc.

But, I prefer totally naked. Also prefer my wife to be totally naked. There are parts of the body that you would never expect to be sensitive that you will never find without removing all the clothes.

For foreplay, we may or may not leave on underwear. For a woman especially, feeling the touch of a hand on the outside of her underwear can be more arousing than the typical clumsy fingering that most guys go for right away.

Oh, and for those who want to work their women towards anal.... be gentle. If she is clean, give her a nice rim job while you rub her clit and g spot. Then, you can usually work a finger or two in with a small amount of lube. If you do it right, soon, you will be able to feel her pushing back on your cock while your behind her and imagining what it would feel like.

May not be the first time you mess with her ass, but if you are gentle and know what you are doing, then most like it. I have been with a few girls who have tried it with others and not liked it, but face it, a lot of guys are bad at all kinds of sex, not just anal sex.

[SenselessChiefsFan]

http://archive.student.bmj.com/issues/99/10/education/images/sex21.jpg

I've got the same outfit in red.

[luv]

http://archive.student.bmj.com/issues/99/10/education/images/sex21.jpg

So, you're still enjoying the outfit I bought you. :p

[stevieray]

ChiefsPlanet

Where everyone is 6'8" 300#'s and has a 14" penis.

Paul Bunyan (and Peter North) aint got shit on me!especially at home on a friday night

[JD10367]

When I have sex with a woman all my clothes off.

Interesting qualifier. :spock:

[-King-]

When I have sex with a woman all my clothes off.

what about when you have sex with a man?
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[-King-]

Interesting qualifier. :spock:

FUCKKKKK!!! A few minutes too late.
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[TheGuardian]

I like to keep on my ninja turtles socks and wrist bands. Other than that I'm nekkid.

[Oh Snap]

since im not a flabby mass of fukk, I dont have anything to worry about. I plan on being healthy and exercising regularly for the rest of my life.

So full on nudity for me..

[Titty Meat]

we don't get naked when I give her asslingus.

[Pablo]

Nekkid. My feet will sweat and I hate peeling off nasty, sweaty socks.

[Mr. Laz]

So, you're still enjoying the outfit I bought you. :pyou know it, babe.

make sure and buy more edible bra and panties for next time .... it's like letting me get an oral running start. :)

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[Rain Man]

odd numbered days - dress as sadistic women's prison guard.

even numbered days dress as slave of cleopatra's court

31st of the month - giant stuffed animal.
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[JD10367]

Da hos: If the service wasn't good, I just slap the money on the bureau and take off. If it was okay, I might smile and sweet-talk her a bit, tell her I'll stop by next time I'm in town on business.

In the alley: If I take 'em from behind, I'm pretty rude 'cause I want to get it in and out and be done before the rape whistles start blowing and the cops show up. (But it's not easy, 'cause some guys are more muscular than me and hard to hold down.)

With the spouse: usually in between commercials. If I can hold it that long.














Oh, wait... I thought the title was, "During your average sex encounter with another person, how rude are you?" Never mind.

[rtmike]

I don't need a running joke for my posting life.

Yeah, sure, don't want that.

[Katipan]

:rolleyes:

Of all the things to be squeamish about.

Send it to luv then. Or Christ, Katipan. I sent her my wang.

She now thinks of me as more of a man. http://i.imgur.com/IgDRo.gif (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

It's a travesty that it's wasted.
Travesty.

[FAX]

I have found my Daffy Duck pajamas to be pretty darn irresistible. Plus, the bottoms work nicely as a headdress when I perform the authentic Apache Spring Love Dance for my partner.

FAX

[T-post Tom]

odd numbered days - dress as sadistic women's prison guard.

even numbered days dress as slave of cleopatra's court

31st of the month - giant stuffed animal.
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I've always been a big fan of the "Escaped Convict and Warden's Wife" game. The only downside is that I don't look good in orange and horizontal stipes make me look fat.