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TinyEvel
03-22-2010, 11:56 PM
Graphic pic

http://kotaku.com/5499061/accused-game-cheater-gets-knife-through-head-and-survives?skyline=true&s=i

(let the comments begin -- it's okay, he lived!)

Hammock Parties
03-23-2010, 12:01 AM
Sounds like whoever stabbed him was a n00b lol

POND_OF_RED
03-23-2010, 12:21 AM
That proves it then. Good thing he had the infinite health turned on as well.

rtmike
03-23-2010, 12:32 AM
From that site.

"Looks like he cheated death". :)

Phobia
03-23-2010, 01:30 AM
Man, I wonder what the gamer would have done if his wife had a kid with another dude and sent him a picture.... He'd probably have nuked an entire state.

SnakeXJones
03-23-2010, 03:06 AM
He used Konami Code before he say the light

jidar
03-23-2010, 06:41 AM
I think I speak for FPS gamers everywhere when I say that this was an appropriate response.

seclark
03-23-2010, 06:53 AM
that's not a knife...

Fritz88
03-23-2010, 07:21 AM
messed up shit

Sofa King
03-23-2010, 07:59 AM
That's no way to get a head in a game....

blaise
03-23-2010, 08:34 AM
Finish him.

Mr. Plow
03-23-2010, 08:57 AM
Man, I wonder what the gamer would have done if his wife had a kid with another dude and sent him a picture.... He'd probably have nuked an entire state.


I love cross thread humor.

-King-
03-23-2010, 08:58 AM
That games looks like something i'd like. I might take a stab at it...
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acesn8s
03-23-2010, 09:04 AM
The 17-year-old victim was suspected of using a hack that allowed him to see through walls, giving him an obvious benefit in the computerized game of hide and go kill each other.

HA HA FOUND YOU!

acesn8s
03-23-2010, 09:05 AM
That games looks like something i'd like. I might take a stab at it...
Posted via Mobile DeviceHope you like to play head games.

Rain Man
03-23-2010, 09:09 AM
If the guy couldn't kill his opponent with a knife to the brain, he must not be very good at the game. Maybe the skullboy wasn't really cheating.

blaise
03-23-2010, 09:11 AM
Doctors were able to rapidly tap the A button to remove the knife and get the boy on his feet.

Mr. Plow
03-23-2010, 09:14 AM
Unlimited Lives Rewarded

teedubya
03-23-2010, 11:20 AM
China is fucked up. There is a lot of pent up anger there. They abort a majority of the female fetuses because of the ego pertaining to the their last name and having a boy to carry on the last name. Since they are prohibited from having more than one child, this is really going to fuck up the ecosystem in China.

They are, in fact, IMO, building the world's largest army of pissed off non-pussy-getting mofo's in the history of the world.

We think China is fucked now? Wait 5-10 years.

DaneMcCloud
03-23-2010, 11:26 AM
All your base are belong to us

Goldmember
03-23-2010, 11:47 AM
China is ****ed up. There is a lot of pent up anger there. They abort a majority of the female fetuses because of the ego pertaining to the their last name and having a boy to carry on the last name. Since they are prohibited from having more than one child, this is really going to **** up the ecosystem in China.

They are, in fact, IMO, building the world's largest army of pissed off non-pussy-getting mofo's in the history of the world.

We think China is ****ed now? Wait 5-10 years.

Not to mention their history of inhumane treatment of animals. They have no respect for life, in any form.

Goldmember
03-23-2010, 11:48 AM
I like his use of cutting edge technology

Sofa King
03-23-2010, 12:19 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/01/blade-490px.jpg

HoneyBadger
03-23-2010, 01:03 PM
The attacker couldn't kill him in the game or in real life.... fail.

ModSocks
03-23-2010, 01:08 PM
HAHAHA How Ironic.....Counter Strike...

Boom! Head Shot!

ModSocks
03-23-2010, 01:09 PM
Oh sweet memories.....

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