I guess Al Qaeda wins

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Unless we put all women with breast implants on the no fly list. This really pisses me off. Blowing up perfectly good tittys.


Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn


Plastic surgeons using explosive-laden breast implants in homicide bombers could be a new terror tactic that current airport scanning methods may miss.


Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.

The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."

It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.

MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.

"Women suicide bombers recruited by Al Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery," Terrorist expert Joseph Farah claims.

The lethal explosives called PETN are inserted inside plastic shapes during the operation, before the breast is then sewn up.

The discovery of these methods was made after London-educated Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab came close to blowing up an airliner in the U.S. on Christmas Day.

He had stuffed explosives inside his underpants.

Hours after he had failed, Britain's intelligence services began to pick up "chatter" emanating from Pakistan and Yemen that alerted MI5 to the creation of the lethal implants.

A hand-picked team investigated the threat which was described as "one that can circumvent our defense."

Top surgeons have confirmed the feasibility of the explosive implants.

Explosive experts allegedly told MI5 that a sachet containing as little as five ounces of PETN could blow "a considerable hole" in an airline's skin, causing it to crash.

[ChiTown]

Ahhh, TITS!

[Fish]

Exploding boobies.... what the hell is wrong with people?

[Bane]

Holy fukkn lap dance batman!!!!!!
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[Otter]

Sounds to me like they're going to need a specialist in this area.

I found my calling.

[T-post Tom]

For what it's worth: this story was lifted directly from Britian's "The Sun" by fox news. [God bless page 3.]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2903793/Radicals-deadly-booby-trap.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

[KurtCobain]

I wouldn't mind dying from a boob-bomb.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Sounds to me like they're going to need a specialist in this area.

I found my calling.

Excuse me maam , are your tits real

Why yes they are .

I'm sorry , I'm going to have to fondle .... I uh ... mean check you out . Please step behind this curtain.

[KCChiefsMan]

T.I.T.
Tactical Insertion Titty

[tyton75]

Not to be a dick.. but when are they going to just stop allowing people from the middle east to fly?

just wondering

[KurtCobain]

Not to be a dick.. but when are they going to just stop allowing people from the middle east to fly?

just wondering

They'll just dye their skin and spend their whole lives learning perfect american accents, just so they can let their titties go boom.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Not to be a dick.. but when are they going to just stop allowing people from the middle east to fly?

just wondering

Hey, that's profiling !











:thumb::thumb::thumb:

[T-post Tom]

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[philfree]

I'm not usually a proponent of such an act but it's time we nuke their ass. Just one small nuke would get the messege across. This problem ain't gonna go away so wtf do we do?

PhilFree:arrow:

[tyton75]

Last I checked... Flying is a priviledge, not a right... airlines could just step up and say, we have the right to refuse anyone we want from getting on our plane.. so all you mid easterners can go away now

at least on International flights :)

[gblowfish]

My nipples explode....but not with delight.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Oh great, so I pick up this ME hooker bitch and she wants me totitty fug her. What do I do ?

[Fish]

Deny middle easterners flight? Nuke them?

Joking aside, it's sad to see this type of reaction.

[Lzen]

Guys, you can't just deny all Middle Easterners. There are millions of them that fly with no problems whatsoever. You think the airlines are going to give up that revenue? ROFL

There has to be a better solution.

[T-post Tom]

Don't be fooled: Britian's spy network has known about this issue for many years.

http://robotuprisingawareness.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/austin-powers-fembots.jpg

[Garcia Bronco]

It's one thing to behead people. It's one thing to blow up planes, but messing with the world titty supply is an act of war!!!!

[blaise]

So no bazookas on planes.

I would like to offer any large breasted woman unable to secure a flight a ride.

[Braincase]

So the solution is to fly with all-Muslim airlines... they never blow themselves up.

[dtrain]

I'm not usually a proponent of such an act but it's time we nuke their ass. Just one small nuke would get the messege across. This problem ain't gonna go away so wtf do we do?

PhilFree:arrow:

DAMN SKIPPY!

[BigRedChief]

It's one thing to behead people. It's one thing to blow up planes, but messing with the world titty supply is an act of war!!!!Thats a line that should never be crossed.:D

[Red Beans]

Boobies are for expolding on, not exploding people, places and things. What a terrible waste! What's next, deviled eggs garnished with hog semen?

[L.A. Chieffan]

Why dont they just shove em up their ass? Pussys

[blaise]

"do your bags contain any flammables or liquids?'

[KurtCobain]

This should've been placed in DC. I'm outraged that it wasn't. I don't want to know what's going on. If I wanted to know that I'm going to die on an airplane, I'd go to DC and find out how it's going down. If I want to know what time Phobia shits every morning, or what stupid thing Pioli is doing now, I go to the lounge. Keep this Al Qaeda shit outta here.

[gblowfish]

"do your funbags contain any flammables or liquids?'

fyp

[Huffman83]

This aggression will not stand...man!

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/heidi_montag_4_bikini.jpg

[Rain Man]

How do they set them off? Is the solution to place every woman next to a man and have him maintain a firm grip on her bosoms the entire flight?

[BigMeatballDave]

Gives a whole new meaning to the comment, "she's got a bangin' body"
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[ChiTown]

"do your funbags contain any flammables or liquids?'

FYP

[Frazod]

How do they set them off? Is the solution to place every woman next to a man and have him maintain a firm grip on her bosoms the entire flight?

This is a good point. Wouldn't any sort of detonator still be detectable? I mean, it's not like she's going to drill a hole in her tit and stick a fuse in.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

This is a good point. Wouldn't any sort of detonator still be detectable? I mean, it's not like she's going to drill a hole in her tit and stick a fuse in.

I'm just guessing if you're on a plane and see some lady trying to light her nipple you better take her down.

[boogblaster]

Explodin' knockers .. sounds like a mix-drink ...

[SnakeXJones]

If I go out with someone detonating explosives from some silicone I better see them before I ho out in pieces atleast let me rate them also is all I ask

[Rain Man]

If I go out with someone detonating explosives from some silicone I better see them before I ho out in pieces atleast let me rate them also is all I ask

We'd better hope that there are some women of action on these flights. I'm envisioning a woman standing up and taking off her top, and all the women are saying, "She's got a bomb! She's got a bomb!" and the men are all saying, "Yeah, yeah, in a minute."

[SnakeXJones]

We'd better hope that there are some women of action on these flights. I'm envisioning a woman standing up and taking off her top, and all the women are saying, "She's got a bomb! She's got a bomb!" and the men are all saying, "Yeah, yeah, in a minute."

:thumb: Thats how I should be.... Greatest Death Ever

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

We'd better hope that there are some women of action on these flights. I'm envisioning a woman standing up and taking off her top, and all the women are saying, "She's got a bomb! She's got a bomb!" and the men are all saying, "Yeah, yeah, in a minute."


ROFL

[Lonewolf Ed]

Oh great, so I pick up this ME hooker bitch and she wants me totitty fug her. What do I do ?

If the girls are legit, enjoy. If they are fake, proceed at your own risk!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

If the girls are legit, enjoy. If they are fake, proceed at your own risk!


how do you know if they're legit. Suicide bombers tend to be liars ?

[Marcellus]

I'm not usually a proponent of such an act but it's time we nuke their ass. Just one small nuke would get the messege across. This problem ain't gonna go away so wtf do we do?

PhilFree:arrow:

While I don't necessarily disagree I have to ask...nuke who? What country? What area?

There in lies the issue. If there were a country called "Kill the infidels" no problem.

Otherwise you are nuking the entire middle east.

[Rain Man]

While I don't necessarily disagree I have to ask...nuke who? What country? What area?

There in lies the issue. If there were a country called "Kill the infidels" no problem.

Otherwise you are nuking the entire middle east.

That's why plague is the answer.

[PornChief]

How do they set them off?


probably altitude triggers. so you could just march any suspected titty bombers into some kind of altitude chamber ( bomb proof of course) and see if the bitch explodes.

[Rausch]

While I don't necessarily disagree I have to ask...nuke who? What country? What area?

There in lies the issue. If there were a country called "Kill the infidels" no problem.

Otherwise you are nuking the entire middle east.

We have tactical nukes... :evil:

[kcfanXIII]

It's one thing to behead people. It's one thing to blow up planes, but messing with the world titty supply is an act of war!!!!

in this time of political divide, alas, a message which can unite men of all political beliefs. "save the titties!

[Raiderhater58]

I'm not usually a proponent of such an act but it's time we nuke their ass. Just one small nuke would get the messege across. This problem ain't gonna go away so wtf do we do?

PhilFree:arrow:


Thats my vote

[Raiderhater58]

Otherwise you are nuking the entire middle east.


HMMM..... Ok.

[Radar Chief]

Oh great, so I pick up this ME hooker bitch and she wants me totitty fug her. What do I do ?

Ya know, half of these gook whores are serving officers in the Viet Cong; the other half have got T.B. Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough. /PVT. Joker