Wal-Mart pulls Def Leppard game becuz it comes with only ONE drumstick.

[Carlota69]

Um...doesnt he only have ONE arm???/

TEXARKANA, TX (GlossyNews) — Thousands of angry fans flooded the phone lines and email servers of MTV/Electronic Arts and its retailers with complaints over today’s release of the eagerly anticipated “Rock Band – Def Leppard Edition” game. The issue stems from a perceived design flaw in the drum kit.

“It’s been chaos in our Customer Service lines,” said Zeke Gersch, a Walmart manager in Texarkana, Texas. “There’s only one drum stick in the box. Even worse, the drum kit itself has all these extra foot pedals that no one knows how to use. I can’t for the life of me figure out what the game making people was thinking.”
Stephanie Welterhalt, a spokesperson for Electronic Arts, seemed as bewildered by the backlash as consumers were by the game’s construction.

“I mean, yes, the design was intentional,” she said. “We strive for realism with the Rock Band experience. Do I really have the explain this to so-called Def Leppard fans? I don’t want to sound thick, but it seems a little offensive.”

Walmart has pulled all the Def Leppard edition games from its shelves until the manufacturer resolves the issue.

Electronic Arts and MTV claim that “no issue exists that needs resolving. Except maybe a lesson in the band’s tragic history.”

So far, both parties remain adamant in their positions. Competing retailers Best Buy and Toys R Us, however, have committed to keeping the games in stock for their customers.

“We don’t understand the impasse,” said a purchasing manager for Best Buy, “but it’s great for our business. We’ve thrown our support fully behind Electronic Arts.”

In a brief phone interview, Welterhalt added, “What’s next with these rubes? I suppose they’ll pitch another fit when they find out they’ll actually have the play their own instruments in the upcoming ‘Rock Band – The Monkees’ release.”

[ChiefaRoo]

That right there is funny stuff.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO People are fucking stupid. Good for EA and MTV for actually doing the game right. It's Def Leopard.

[seclark]

ROFLROFLROFL
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[L.A. Chieffan]

LOL, they couldve released two versions. One pre-acc and one post.

[Carlota69]

LMAO People are ****ing stupid. Good for EA and MTV for actually doing the game right. It's Def Leopard.

I have a listener all fired up right now becuz he's offended that they did a game with one drumstick. He says the drummer use to have 2 arms and they shouldnt have a different drum set becuz of a car accident...:doh!:

[ModSocks]

ROFL Fucking classic

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I have a listener all fired up right now becuz he's offended that they did a game with one drumstick. He says the drummer use to have 2 arms and they shouldnt have a different drum set becuz of a car accident...:doh!:

You want me to call in and we can do a Tom Lykis type rant where I tell him why he's a dumbass? Don't think I won't do it...........

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Kids these days

[Carlota69]

You want me to call in and we can do a Tom Lykis type rant where I tell him why he's a dumbass? Don't think I won't do it...........

:D

[Pitt Gorilla]

I don't play Rock Band, but I'm fairly sure this is fake. Come on, people!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

:D

LMAO That would be awesome. Seriously though, it's insanely idiotic to me that people would be fired up because EA created an authentic experience for them. People don't understand how talented that guy is until they have to try and do it themselves.

[seclark]

Have you ever needed a drumstick so bad...

[OnTheWarpath15]

I say that to make this right, EA should send these dumb motherfuckers their next release free of charge.

Rock Band: Nirvana.

Make sure you get your entire head in front of the included shotgun.

[Demonpenz]

this mamma cass edition no hamm!

[Buzzsaw]

LMAO!!!

[Duck Dog]

The real tragedy is that people still want to hear Def Leopard music.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I say that to make this right, EA should send these dumb motherfuckers their next release free of charge.

Rock Band: Nirvana.

Make sure you get your entire head in front of the included shotgun.

LMAO I may piss myself if I opened up Rock Band Nirvana and found a plastic shotgun included.

[Dartgod]

Sounds like an Onion article to me.

[Duck Dog]

I heard the Jimmi Hendriz edition comes with lighter fluid and a hit of acid.

[Fish]

There were several misspellings in the article..... I think it's fake...

[-King-]

LMAO I may piss myself if I opened up Rock Band Nirvana and found a plastic shotgun included.

Plastic?.... :D

[Pitt Gorilla]

There were several misspellings in the article..... I think it's fake...See post 11.

[OnTheWarpath15]

There were several misspellings in the article..... I think it's fake...

JUST LET US HAVE OUR FUN, DAMMIT!

[raybec 4]

LMAO I may piss myself if I opened up Rock Band Nirvana and found a plastic shotgun included.

The Who version came with a Hotwheels Rolls Royce and a Barbie pool.

[ChiefaRoo]

LMAO People are ****ing stupid. Good for EA and MTV for actually doing the game right. It's Def Leopard.

It's Def Leppard actually.


On Through the Night and Pyromania were good albums then shite went all glam rock IMO.



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FYI, In this video the drummer has two arms - pre accident

[Demonpenz]

Alanis morresette edition, you have to blow dave coulier

[BigMeatballDave]

LMAO
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[Mr. Flopnuts]

Alanis morresette edition, you have to blow dave coulier

And isn't it ironic? Don't cha think?

[Demonpenz]

And isn't it ironic? Don't cha think?

ugh...pass that plastic shotgun ;)

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ugh...pass that plastic shotgun ;)

You've already won me over. In spite of me.

[Demonpenz]

STOP. In all seriousness. that damn comochief thread kinda ruined all these type of jokes.

[raybec 4]

You've already won me over. In spite of me.

That's quite a collection of crappy lyrics you're compiling there.

[Radar Chief]

Sounds like an Onion article to me.

Same here. Still funny though.

[Christofire]

Nothing would be more authentic than Rock Band: Milli Vanilli.

Oh wait ... in Rock Band, you actually sing. Nevermind. :)

[Sully]

Technology is going too far when you buy Rock Band; MC Hammer Edition, and when you open the box, it drains your bank account.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

If you guys didn't know how much of a Rock Band dork I am, let there be no doubt.

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=f89b11bd03&view=att&th=127973eb411801c4&attid=0.1&disp=inline&zw

[Sully]

The gross part is in Rock Band; Carpenters Edition, there's a rubber finger to shove down your throat after meals. Major bonus points for chunks.

[Sully]

Rock Band; Buddy Holly comes with a coin to flip.

[Katipan]

The gross part is in Rock Band; Carpenters Edition, there's a rubber finger to shove down your throat after meals. Major bonus points for chunks.

ROFL

[Sully]

.... And I won't even tell you about the Ike Turner Edition. Let's just say it kicks ass.

[OnTheWarpath15]

The gross part is in Rock Band; Carpenters Edition, there's a rubber finger to shove down your throat after meals. Major bonus points for chunks.

ROFL

[raybec 4]

Rock Band; Buddy Holly comes with a coin to flip.

Rock Band Alice In Chains, Sublime and Blind Melon all come with a works kit, needle and spoon included.

[Sully]

I wouldn't even open the R Kelly edition unless you are standing on linoleum.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I wouldn't even open the R Kelly edition unless you are standing on linoleum.

ROFL You are en fuego today.

[raybec 4]

I wouldn't even open the R Kelly edition unless you are standing on linoleum.

Do you have to be under 18 to buy that one?

[Sully]

The Sonny and Cher edition comes with skis.

But you have to find your own tree.

[Sully]

I think my Eric Clapton balcony idea may actually be too far.

[gblowfish]

Irony is wasted on rednecks.

[Demonpenz]

Great white edition, now with bottle rockets!

[Sully]

Great white edition, now with bottle rockets!

ROFL

[Demonpenz]

I'm a superfreak hurry press the Burn the Hooker with crackpipe button!

[raybec 4]

Does the Elvis edition include an enema?

[Sully]

Does the Elvis edition include an enema?

No, but it does get bigger and bigger, and never lives up to the hype.

[Demonpenz]

Why is there a can of Off in my Toto:rockband

[Sully]

I got on Amazon months ago and ordered the George Jones edition, but it still hasn't shown.

[Demonpenz]

what color can you make stevie Wonder's outfit? IT DOESN'T MATTER

[Sully]

They touted the "Wham!" edition as having a big surprise at the end. But no one I know was surprised.

[Demonpenz]

realistic open sores with the queen edition!

[raybec 4]

Skynard edition comes without a parachute.

[Bugeater]

I got the John Denver Edition and all it had was an experimental aircraft and a map of the Pacific Ocean.

[Bwana]

ROFL

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I was going to pick up Rock Band: Eazy E Edition. At least until I found out that beating the game meant you would contract AIDS and die within 3 weeks.

[Sully]

That reminds me. I went to get the Ice Cube edition, but it was sold out.

[rtmike]

Britney Spears edition supposedly includes rotten razor clams. :eek:

[Sully]

I got the Max Weinberg edition, but it was cancelled after a month.

[Sully]

I heard the Sting edition takes forever to play.

[Psyko Tek]

oh yeah and...
See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

[KCChiefsMan]

people who shop at wal-mart would be too dumb to understand it, so that's why they pulled the plug.

[Halfcan]

I have a listener all fired up right now becuz he's offended that they did a game with one drumstick. He says the drummer use to have 2 arms and they shouldnt have a different drum set becuz of a car accident...:doh!:

ROFL

[Rain Man]

does the game come with cocaine and whiskey to guzzle before the concert?
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[Fairplay]

Does it come with the British flag tee shirt?

[Rain Man]

the best part of the game is the six naked 18 year-old groupies that climb out of the box after your encore.
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[FAX]

Does the Elvis edition include an enema?

A quart of vomit.

FAX

[Reaper16]

I was going to pre-order the Rock Band Track Pack: The Libertines, Dizzee Rascal & Travis but it was only released in PAL countries.

[EyePod]

LOL I wish this was true...

[Jilly]

Rock Band; Buddy Holly comes with a coin to flip.

ROFL. This ones my favorite!

[Archie F. Swin]

http://mono.whatevz.net/images/rick_allen_has_only_got_one_armpLeHhX.jpg

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[big nasty kcnut]

Don't forget the tupac version where you have to wait for the drive by.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

"Have you ever needed one stick so baaad"?(asked 80,000 layers of vocal tracks in perfect, Pro Tools unison...)

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Don't forget the tupac version where you have to wait for the drive by.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Rock Band 'Sex Pistols' comes with a first aid kit.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Comprised of a dime bag and a new syringe.

[Reaper16]

Rock Band: Pantera/Damageplan -- if you fail a song someone come up in your grill and shoots you to death for playing bad music. Just like what happened to Dimebag.

[Crush]

Rock Band: Pink Floyd comes with a few sheets of acid. However, your bass player must be douche and you have to replace the guitar player early on in the game.

[Crush]

In Rock Band: Nickelback, you play the same fucking song over and over again.

[Crush]

It takes 14 years to complete Rock Band: Guns 'N Roses.

[KCUnited]

Rock Band: Travis Tritt, comes with a mock draft.

[gblowfish]

The Michael Jackson Edition comes with KY Jelly and Gummy Bears.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

In Rock Band: Nickelback, you play the same fucking song over and over again.

LMAO

Creed and Nickleback:

"Drinking the Antifreeze Tour 2011"!

[chefsos]

Rock Band: David Hasselhoff is bundled with thousands of deaf Germans.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Rock Band: Pantera/Damageplan -- if you fail a song someone come up in your grill and shoots you to death for playing bad music. Just like what happened to Dimebag.

Now that ain't right. :harumph:LMAO

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Rock Band 'Warrant' comes bundled with a .45 to kill yourself with.

[Reaper16]

Rock Band: Rhianna has a gameplay feature where, if you begin to beat the CPU too badly, it punches you square in the eye as if it were Chris Brown.

[-King-]

That reminds me. I went to get the Ice Cube edition, but it was sold out.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL Good one!! :clap::clap:

[Garcia Bronco]

Rock Band 'Sex Pistols' comes with a first aid kit.

And a fire extinguisher.

[MahiMike]

I'm gonna need a "photograph" of this game.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Rock Band 'Monster Magnet' comes with a pound of smoke and all the woop-ass you can drink.

Bitch.:rockon:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

And a fire extinguisher.

That's the Sid Vicious add-on:

You have to play one note every 30 seconds while kicking the virtual punter in the audience or the controller explodes in your face.

[chefsos]

Long after you've pulled the plug, all the guests have gone home, and the lights are out...
Rock Band: Willie Nelson inexplicably keeps on playing.

[Garcia Bronco]

The Grateful Dead version comes with a pipe, a lot shirt from Winterland 78, Petrulie, a Lid, 4 qualudes, 4 drum sticks, 4000 unwashed human beings, sandels, a quarter of mushrooms, Bob Weir, a tapestry, a grilled cheese, and 1 beer for 3 dollars or 2 beers for 5 dollars

[Phobia]

Don't forget the tupac version where you have to wait for the drive by.
That punchline never really hit its mark.

[FAX]

Long after you've pulled the plug, all the guests have gone home, and the lights are out...
Rock Band: Willie Nelson inexplicably keeps on playing.

Uhhhh ... I'm sorry, but that isn't Willie singing, Mr. chefsos. It's your vacuum cleaner. The motor is going out.

FAX

[raybec 4]

ROFLRock Band: Travis Tritt, comes with a mock draft.

[notorious]

I say that to make this right, EA should send these dumb mother****ers their next release free of charge.

Rock Band: Nirvana.

Make sure you get your entire head in front of the included shotgun.

Alanis morresette edition, you have to blow dave coulier

The gross part is in Rock Band; Carpenters Edition, there's a rubber finger to shove down your throat after meals. Major bonus points for chunks.

Rock Band Alice In Chains, Sublime and Blind Melon all come with a works kit, needle and spoon included.

I wouldn't even open the R Kelly edition unless you are standing on linoleum.

The Sonny and Cher edition comes with skis.

But you have to find your own tree.

Great white edition, now with bottle rockets!

Rock Band: Travis Tritt, comes with a mock draft.

This is why CP is the best forum on the net.


Period.

[007]

In Rock Band: Nickelback, you play the same ****ing song over and over again.You mean the song about sex?

[chiefscafan]

Rock band kiss in full makeup would be better

[Christofire]

I can't wait for Mock Band: Spinal Tap.
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[kindra68]

How sad is it that I opened today’s paper looking for this article. If it’s not a fake it should be in the paper tomorrow or Sunday. Yes, our paper is that slow.

[Garcia Bronco]

I can't wait for Mock Band: Spinal Tap.
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I heard it goes to eleven

[DMAC]

Watch out when you buy Rock Band: Santana.

It's astounding how many illegal immigrants can fit in a 3x2 box.

[loochy]

oh yeah and...
See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?


This is the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title. Jump to 2:20 in the video.

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[gblowfish]

What has seven arms and sucks?

[Carlota69]

In Rock Band: Nickelback, you play the same ****ing song over and over again.

:clap::clap::clap::clap: The best response thus far--

[Carlota69]

You mean the song about sex?


No, the song about a stripper...oh wait, I guess that could be the ex huh?:hmmm:

[DMAC]

What has seven arms and sucks?

Hmmm....let me think about that. Can I use my phone?

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8895/dsc03806copieic9.jpg

[KCChiefsMan]

waiting for Rockband: Nickleback

you only get points if you suck

[loochy]

Watch out for Rock Band: Sonny and Cher. It comes complete with trees to ski into and your very own live power dyke daugher.


Included:

http://thehumanfootprint.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/p_contorta_600.jpg
http://quotes.whyfame.com/files/2009/11/chaz_bono3.jpg

[jspchief]

Rock Band: Travis Tritt, comes with a mock draft.Roll credits. The internet is over

[Dartgod]

Rock Band: The Mamas & The Papas comes with a sumo suit and a ham sammich.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Next year they're releasing Rock Band: Green Day. I guess there's only 3 chords to learn, and inside the collector's edition will be men's boxers with shit stains in them, and a double long dong.

[The Franchise]

waiting for Rockband: Nickleback

you only get points if you suck

BOO! It's already been done MF!

[seclark]

rock band red hot chili peppers...comes w/a dick sock.
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[Crush]

waiting for Rockband: Nickleback

you only get points if you suck

Watch out for Rock Band: Sonny and Cher. It comes complete with trees to ski into and your very own live power dyke daugher.


Included:


In Rock Band: Repost... ah forget it.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Rock Band 'Lifehouse' LMAO (okay, that ALONE is hilarious)

Rock Band 'Lifehouse'

Comes with a garden spade because you should actually get something worth a shit for the grip you just threw down( please pick up at garden department on way out of store ).

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Rock Band 'Rollins Band'

You aren't smart enough to buy this much less try and play it, dweeb.

[KCChiefsMan]

BOO! It's already been done MF!

well I didn't see it

[Contrarian]

UH when Def Leppard was performing songs that were good Rick Allen had two arms. This is kind of stupid actually. But hey maybe they'll have in Madden Cassel partially blind thus the screen goes blurry past 10 yards. Plus a controller with one button to pass to only one receiver.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

UH when Def Leppard was performing songs that were good Rick Allen had two arms. This is kind of stupid actually. But hey maybe they'll have in Madden Cassel partially blind thus the screen goes blurry past 10 yards. Plus a controller with one button to pass to only one receiver.

That's a damn fine idea actually. We should patent that. The Matt Cassel QB controller. Available for all consoles.

http://www.game-accessibility.com/pics/nintendooneswitches.jpg