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Stinger
03-31-2010, 10:04 AM
Cucumber in rear was 'failed suicide bid'
A HONG Kong man, taken to the hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom, told doctors he inserted it in a suicide attempt.
The Sun reported Chin Wei, 62, said the method was a variation of the Japanese ritual suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a sword plunged into one's own stomach.
He was found in a pool of blood by his daughter before being rushed to receive medical health.
Medics said a severe tear to the man's anus was not life-threatening.
Read more about the man who tried to kill himself with a cucumber enema at The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/)
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/cucumber-in-rear-was-failed-suicide-bid/story-e6frfku0-1225847704304
Pants
03-31-2010, 10:05 AM
:shake:
InChiefsHeaven
03-31-2010, 10:08 AM
No, they got the story wrong. He wants someone to kill him because he was caught jamming a cucumber up his own ass and liking it...
Rooster
03-31-2010, 10:09 AM
This thread is worthless without ................... :shake:
Reaper16
03-31-2010, 10:11 AM
The Sun reported Chin Wei, 62, said the method was a variation of the Japanese ritual suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a sword plunged into one's own stomach.
Dubious claim is dubious.
boogblaster
03-31-2010, 10:13 AM
.. man with cuke up butthole makes green lumpy-pudding ..
milkman
03-31-2010, 10:13 AM
He's a Chief fan.
He just thought he'd get ahead of the curve before the draft.
Rain Man
03-31-2010, 10:28 AM
My day doesn't seem so bad now.
Jilly
03-31-2010, 10:32 AM
You'd think he'd try something a little smaller first.
Rain Man
03-31-2010, 10:37 AM
You'd think he'd try something a little smaller first.
Well, you obviously don't know the right way to commit suicide by anal insertion.
Jilly
03-31-2010, 10:44 AM
Well, you obviously don't know the right way to commit suicide by anal insertion.
I fail.
Goldmember
03-31-2010, 10:46 AM
"I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?"
Jilly
03-31-2010, 10:48 AM
Here's the deal.....what, honestly, would make him think putting a cucumber in his ass would kill him? Did he really think that? He should have gone for a pineapple, at least those have some sharp edges.
Goldmember
03-31-2010, 10:51 AM
Here's the deal.....what, honestly, would make him think putting a cucumber in his ass would kill him? Did he really think that? He should have gone for a pineapple, at least those have some sharp edges.
The same thing with people stabbing themselves with pencils. I mean, c'mon man! If you are going to DO IT, do right...bring out the heavy artillery!
threebag
03-31-2010, 10:53 AM
When they found him he was in a pickle
milkman
03-31-2010, 10:58 AM
Here's the deal.....what, honestly, would make him think putting a cucumber in his ass would kill him? Did he really think that? He should have gone for a pineapple, at least those have some sharp edges.
My guess.
He thought he was going to smash his brains, cause clearly, his head was already up up ass.
Hog's Gone Fishin
03-31-2010, 10:58 AM
Cucumber in rear was 'failed suicide bid'
A Denver Broncos fan, taken to the hospital to have a cucumber removed from his ass, told doctors he inserted it in a suicide attempt.
The Sun reported John Elway Robinson, 62, said the method was a variation of the Donkey fan suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a giant dildo and some anal beads.
He was found in a pool of blood by his daughter before being rushed to receive medical health.
Medics said a severe tear to the man's anus was not life-threatening but he is now receiving numerous phone calls from interested Bronco fans wanting to know if he's ghey and available.
Read more about the man who tried to kill himself with a cucumber enema at The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/)
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/cucumber-in-rear-was-failed-suicide-bid/story-e6frfku0-1225847704304
Fixed it for ya. I can't believe you passed up an opportunity like this.
The Rick
03-31-2010, 11:01 AM
When they found him he was in a pickle
:LOL:
Pants
03-31-2010, 11:09 AM
When they found him he was in a pickle
LMAO
blaise
03-31-2010, 11:12 AM
He was making a cucumber salad.
Stinger
03-31-2010, 11:22 AM
He was making a cucumber salad.
He wanted it tossed??
Pushead2
03-31-2010, 11:28 AM
Here's the deal.....what, honestly, would make him think putting a cucumber in his ass would kill him? Did he really think that? He should have gone for a pineapple, at least those have some sharp edges.
Asian's always love to go out in style
jspchief
03-31-2010, 11:32 AM
Asian's always love to go out in style ...After a night of playing rape games
wtf is wrong with these people?
Msmith
03-31-2010, 11:38 AM
I am going to take a jab at this story.
He might owe someone's money, or offended a jealous husband by sleeping with his pregnant wife, or whatever reason that pissed someone important. The incident was a lesson for him. And he was too ashamed to say otherwise.
In Hong Kong, the simplest way is to jump off from the tall buildings which there are plenty.
Jilly
03-31-2010, 11:43 AM
When they found him he was in a pickle
ROFLROFLROFLROFL
Sofa King
03-31-2010, 12:07 PM
Cucumber in rear was 'failed suicide bid'
A HONG Kong man, taken to the hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom, told doctors he inserted it in a suicide attempt.
The Sun reported Chin Wei, 62, said the method was a variation of the Japanese ritual suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a sword plunged into one's own stomach.
He was found in a pool of blood by his daughter before being rushed to receive medical health.
Medics said a severe tear to the man's anus was not life-threatening.
Read more about the man who tried to kill himself with a cucumber enema at The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/)
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/cucumber-in-rear-was-failed-suicide-bid/story-e6frfku0-1225847704304
http://thephatguy.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/a-harry-caray-photo.jpg
i can't be the only person who thought this...
CUBS WIN, CUBS WIN!
gblowfish
03-31-2010, 01:36 PM
When they found him he was in a pickle
Actually, When he was discovered, the pickle was in him.
gblowfish
03-31-2010, 01:37 PM
http://thephatguy.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/a-harry-caray-photo.jpg
i can't be the only person who thought this...
CUBS WIN, CUBS WIN!
He needs to have a cucumber photoshopped for easy insertion.
rockymtnchief
03-31-2010, 01:48 PM
Mark Vlasic was his favorite player.
Rain Man
03-31-2010, 02:14 PM
Someone should ask the New York Times to update their list:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=221478&highlight=cucumber
Rain Man
03-31-2010, 02:14 PM
Mark Vlasic was his favorite player.
And yet oddly, his favorite team is the Rams.
blaise
03-31-2010, 02:20 PM
He was also holding his gerkin when they found him.
Iowanian
03-31-2010, 02:24 PM
Likely story, Mr Suzuki.
Just pay the hooker next time.
I wonder if as he did it he shouted
"And Andre Dawson Goes DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP to left"
MoreLemonPledge
03-31-2010, 03:35 PM
He needs to have a cucumber photoshopped for easy insertion.
LMAO
Jenson71
03-31-2010, 03:48 PM
Here's the deal.....what, honestly, would make him think putting a cucumber in his ass would kill him? Did he really think that? He should have gone for a pineapple, at least those have some sharp edges.
He probably enjoys sticking objects up his ass. When he got in a troubling situation, he made up a story about trying to kill himself.
seclark
03-31-2010, 03:55 PM
i've raised cucumbers, but never for that.
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gblowfish
03-31-2010, 04:07 PM
This gives new meaning to the term "Salad Shooter."
seclark
03-31-2010, 04:25 PM
so i got this mango the other day.
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BigMeatballDave
03-31-2010, 06:41 PM
LMAO
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MahiMike
03-31-2010, 07:29 PM
It was either a cucumber or a hampster. The wife ate the hampster.
58-4ever
03-31-2010, 09:04 PM
And another gerbil is saved. They must have prayed hard.
RippedmyFlesh
03-31-2010, 09:21 PM
so that's how they make them......
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u143/trevorfansau/pickles.gif
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