I have no idea what you're talking about, so...

[jAZ]

The bunny and the pancake and are worn out.

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[Hammock Parties]

There is a thread for this kind of shit. (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=206424)

[jAZ]

There is a thread for this kind of shit. (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=206424)

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[FAX]

Monkeys are relentless. When a monkey wants to hump your leg, for example, there's damn precious little you can do about it. They can get at you from any direction, they have four (count 'em four) hands that are real grippy, and they can hump right side up, upside down, and sideways with equal voraciousness. If you're ever find yourself in a locked room with no gun and a leg-humpin' monkey, consider suicide.

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[FAX]

While we're on the subject of zoological abnormalities, I've come to the conclusion that LLamas are really just hippie deer. I think that's why most licensed Llamas prefer to drive a VW bus. Plus, it's really no coincidence that their habitat just happens to be where they grow all the marijuana and whenever you want a Llama to chill, all you have to do is put on a Crosby, Stills & Nash LP.

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[jAZ]

In keeping with the spirit of the above video and post, I'm at a total loss as to which of these three pictures is more appropriate. [/excuse for posting all 3]

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/32000/Two-Headed-Llama--32443.jpg

http://dangerousintersection.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/Llamas%20having%20sex.jpg

http://www.thehatchreport.com/images/llama.jpg

[FAX]

One of the things that concerns me these days is all the DNA splicing and cloning and stuff like that. Now that these international researchers and people have figured out how to manipulate DNA, it's like Evil Scientist Christmas every day and you never know what kind of new, bizarre, ugly-ass, mutant animal is going to pop its head out from behind your tree. Well, that got me to thinking about what would happen if you combined toad DNA with cheeto DNA. It would be one foul tasting damned cheeto, that's for sure. Or, of course, a very crunchy orange toad with a salty, cheesy tang. But, either way, it's certainly not what God intended.

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