Misc Adornments for trucks [Archive]

Jilly

04-05-2010, 02:36 PM

The Franchise

04-05-2010, 02:37 PM

I want a yellow one with only one nut in it.

LANCE ARMSTRONG FTW!!!!

OnTheWarpath15

04-05-2010, 02:39 PM

They serve a purpose, Jilly.

They quickly and accurately highlight the white trash/rednecks.

OnTheWarpath15

04-05-2010, 02:40 PM

I want a yellow one with only one nut in it.

LANCE ARMSTRONG FTW!!!!

LMAO

patteeu

04-05-2010, 02:40 PM

Went to lunch with a friend today and we were wondering..

How do we feel about nutsacks hanging off the hitches of trucks?

Would this be acceptable if it were a pink abyss hanging off the back?

I realize that someone will cry censorship here (patty o)... But honestly who really wants to see these blue, gray or flesh colored bits of art as they curse the light they've been sitting at for five minutes?

Huh? The only thing you'll hear from me is that I knew what this thread was going to be about based only on your title.

I'm not very fond of them, myself, but I don't find it too hard to just ignore them.

The Franchise

04-05-2010, 02:41 PM

They serve a purpose, Jilly.

They quickly and accurately highlight the white trash/rednecks.

I can usually find those trucks at my local Wal-Mart or NASCAR superstore.

Jilly

04-05-2010, 02:42 PM

Huh? The only thing you'll hear from me is that I knew what this thread was going to be about based only on your title.

I'm not very fond of them, myself, but I don't find it too hard to just ignore them.

Come on, you know I'm teasing you.

Rain Man

04-05-2010, 02:42 PM

Is it true that if you run up and kick them real hard, the truck flips over on its top?

Jilly

04-05-2010, 02:43 PM

They serve a purpose, Jilly.

They quickly and accurately highlight the white trash/rednecks.

I sorta feel like the confederat flag sticker paired with the American flag sticker paired with the real men love Jesus bumper sticker was already a good indicator!

Jilly

04-05-2010, 02:44 PM

I want a yellow one with only one nut in it.

LANCE ARMSTRONG FTW!!!!

Awesome

Deberg_1990

04-05-2010, 02:44 PM

Would this be acceptable if it were a pink abyss hanging off the back?

They would probably get ticketed for public indecency.

Double standard, yes.....

patteeu

04-05-2010, 02:44 PM

Come on, you know I'm teasing you.

I'm not offended. I just thought you had me mispegged as a prude.

Jilly

04-05-2010, 02:46 PM

I'm not offended. I just thought you had me mispegged as a prude.

Oh never

Rain Man

04-05-2010, 02:46 PM

Would this be acceptable if it were a pink abyss hanging off the back?

You could probably do it, but you'd have to either park the truck inside at night or wash it every day.

Radar Chief

04-05-2010, 02:47 PM

Is it true that if you run up and kick them real hard, the truck flips over on its top?

Oh, I so wish that were true.

DaFace

04-05-2010, 02:56 PM

Never understood why someone would enjoy a plastic set of balls on their truck, but as mentioned above, it helps to identify people I don't ever care to meet.

rockymtnchief

04-05-2010, 02:58 PM

Would this be acceptable if it were a pink abyss hanging off the back?

Sure! Then you'd have mud flaps and pud flaps.

CaliforniaChief

04-05-2010, 03:00 PM

I think it's indecent...I don't need my kids seeing that stuff while we're riding around.

allen_kcCard

04-05-2010, 03:03 PM

Those people have some balls to display such a tasteless ornament.

Iowanian

04-05-2010, 03:08 PM

I'm thinking about buying a Prius, having a low rider shop paint an Ahole on the hatch. I think I'd throw some mud on it and cruise around at 45mpg to express symbolism of the typical driver.

tooge

04-05-2010, 03:09 PM

I think they are pretty lame, and I'm sorta a citified redneck. Actually, anything on the hitch other thatn just the hitch is lame in my book. That includes balls, fish, plastic animal heads, boat props, etc. The only thing that WOULD be aacceptable is the pink abyss. I think you should get one. Just dont ever leave your truck unattended.

Phobia

04-05-2010, 03:24 PM

If I were the only one with a scrotum attached to my truck, yeah - maybe funny. But they're pretty stupid now that every swinging dick has one.

Brock

04-05-2010, 03:50 PM

Wish I'd have thought of it. There's a lot of stupid people who will buy stupid things.

Lzen

04-05-2010, 04:37 PM

I think they're dumb, but to each his own, I guess. I told my wife what that was and she didn't believe me. :shake:

Jenson71

04-05-2010, 04:46 PM

I think they're dumb, but to each his own, I guess. I told my wife what that was and she didn't believe me. :shake:

I'm surprised you're okay telling people that.

Phobia

04-05-2010, 04:53 PM

I think they're dumb, but to each his own, I guess. I told my wife what that was and she didn't believe me. :shake:

Yeah, because she thought women carried them around in their purses.

Bugeater

04-05-2010, 04:59 PM

I'm part redneck and I would never put something that lame on my truck.

Phobia

04-05-2010, 05:22 PM

I'm part redneck and I would never put something that lame on my truck.

To be fair, I don't think they'll sell them to compact-truck owners.

LaChapelle

04-05-2010, 05:51 PM

They're probably Chia Pets they piss on
when drivng drunk on country roads

pr_capone

04-05-2010, 06:05 PM

Would this be acceptable if it were a pink abyss hanging off the back?

I'm sold. If I ever decide to open a bar, it will be lesbian friendly and I will call it...

The Pink Abyss

Bwana

04-05-2010, 06:08 PM

Hmm? It was funny the first time I saw it on a rig, but I could give a crap after that. I myself have never had a set hanging off my super duty, not my thing.

KCChiefsMan

04-05-2010, 06:15 PM

I have yet to see this. You would think that wouldn't be allowed though.

Bugeater

04-05-2010, 06:17 PM

To be fair, I don't think they'll sell them to compact-truck owners.
lol...if my truck was compact I'd be able to park it in my garage and actually be able to walk around it.

KcMizzou

04-05-2010, 06:23 PM

It's the tackiest thing I've ever seen.

The funny thing is, the only person I know who has them is a little old lady who runs a local courier service. She's gotta be 70.

Jilly

04-05-2010, 08:57 PM

It's the tackiest thing I've ever seen.

The funny thing is, the only person I know who has them is a little old lady who runs a local courier service. She's gotta be 70.

Hahaha!!!!

Ugh, I see them all the time, but considering the suburb of KC in which I live, that doesn't surprise me a bit.

salame

04-06-2010, 03:00 AM

Hahaha!!!!

Ugh, I see them all the time, but considering the suburb of KC in which I live, that doesn't surprise me a bit.

yeah they are extremely common in my neck of the woods as well
as well as "redneck" stickers

douche bags

FAX

04-06-2010, 03:15 AM

There once was a redneck named Paul
Who adorned his pickup with balls
But he started to panic
And told his mechanic,
"When I don't scratch my tow hitch, it stalls."

FAX

Inspector

04-06-2010, 05:44 AM

I know a guy who totally misunderstood that those things were made of rubber.

He is still walking with a limp to this day.

Bane

04-06-2010, 06:05 AM

The shit looks gay to me.One of my dipshit neighbors has a F350 lifted and got hung up this past winter and asked me to help get it out.I said fine,but I'm not crawling under your truck to hook it up with those homo nuts hanging down!lol
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Fat Elvis

04-06-2010, 07:51 AM

Gimme that filet-o-fish, gimme that fish (woo)
Gimme that filet-o-fish, gimme that fish
What if it were you hangin up on that wall
If it were you in that sandwich, you wouldn't be laughing at all.

Lzen

04-06-2010, 07:56 AM

I'm surprised you're okay telling people that.

No, you don't understand. I think she really knew what they looked like. She just couldn't fathom that anybody would actually put those on their truck. She thought they must have been something else that inadvertently looked like a man's set. ROFL I just think she didn't want to believe it.

Bweb

04-06-2010, 08:03 AM

One of the stupidest fads I can remember. I live in the sticks and own a Silverado and shake my head every time I see a truck with them on it. :shake:

MOhillbilly

04-06-2010, 08:12 AM

i love em so much i hang em off the front and rear hitch on my dodge.

morphius

04-06-2010, 08:55 AM

i love em so much i hang em off the front and rear hitch on my dodge.
Heck, I could see you using them as the door knocker on your trailer :D

Stupidest thing ever, but I guess we don't want to discriminate against gay rednecks.

MOhillbilly

04-06-2010, 09:00 AM

Heck, I could see you using them as the door knocker on your trailer :D

Stupidest thing ever, but I guess we don't want to discriminate against gay rednecks.

awesome idea. They would look real classy & go along w/ the steerhorns i have above the door.

Fish

04-06-2010, 09:04 AM

Heck, I could see you using them as the door knocker on your trailer :D

We already have a doorbell, thanks...

http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/Deer%20Butt%20Doorbell.jpg

MOhillbilly

04-06-2010, 09:07 AM

off topic. I have a big brass bell for a door knocker & people still knock,hollar, or just stand there untill someone answers the door. JFC people are stoopid.