Single fellas: Jenny McCarthy now available

[T-post Tom]

Jim Carrey tweets a smile as he splits with Jenny McCarthy

Los Angeles, California (CNN) -- Jim Carrey gave no hint of what led to his breakup with Jenny McCarthy in his short announcement via Twitter on Tuesday, but he punctuated it with his trademark smiling emoticon.

"Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I'm grateful 4 the many blessings we've shared and I wish her the very best! S'okay! ?;^>"

The comedic actor's next tweet was even cheerful:

"Be of good cheer folks! It's a beautiful world, and we're all gonna get what we need the most! ?;^>"

Carrey issued another message to fans Wednesday morning:

"I appreciate your well wishes today! All of you folks together make One Mighty Heart! Spanks! ?;^>}=<;"

McCarthy acknowledged in 2008 that she and Carrey were living together but had no plans to marry. And in past interviews, they insisted that they didn't need "a piece of paper" to verify their relationship.

"We've both been married a couple times," Carrey told CNN's Larry King in December 2008. "I like it the way it is, and I think she likes it the way it is. And that's all we need. I really don't, at this point of my life, feel like I need to have the approval of someone in the collar or a judge to tell us that our relationship is sacred."

Carrey and McCarthy met at actor David Spade's birthday party at a time when he had no girlfriend, he told King. "I was just knocking them off one after another. It was just sick.

"I just stood there in the middle of the room and kind of had that feeling like I was everything I felt," he said. "And she looked at me, and she said, 'You just looked so peaceful that I had to come and talk to you.' "

Carrey said he found McCarthy to be "very sweet," and they began dating.

"You're just lucky while it's there, you know. That's all, just lucky," he told King.

Carrey joined McCarthy in a public campaign for autism awareness after her young son from her marriage to actor-director John Mallory Asher was diagnosed with autism.

The couple founded Generation Rescue, a nonprofit group to help children with autism under the banner "autism is reversible."

Carrey was a stand-up comedian before landing a regular job on the sketch comedy TV show "In Living Color" in 1990. His big-screen career took off with his "Ace Ventura" roles, followed by strong of box office hits that include "The Cable Guy," "Liar, Liar," "The Truman Show" and "Man on the Moon."

McCarthy began her career as a Playboy model in 1994, which later led to acting roles. She also wrote a book on parenting.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/04/07/carrey.mccarthy.split/index.html

['Hamas' Jenkins]

That autism shit would wear on me too.

[Mr. Laz]

she is hawt but she is also one wild ass beyotch ... you better have thick skin and a weird sense of humor.

[T-post Tom]

she is hawt but she is also one wild ass beyotch ... you better have thick skin and a weird sense of humor.

I can only imagine a 3-some with her and Jessica Simpson. Not enough gatorade in the WORLD to recover your bodily fluids after that.

[KCrockaholic]

That's too bad. I thought Jim and her where a pretty different couple. But good for Hollywood. Isn't Jim still kinda fat from putting on weight for the 3 stooges movie?

[T-post Tom]

That's too bad. I thought Jim and her where a pretty different couple. But good for Hollywood. Isn't Jim still kinda fat from putting on weight for the 3 stooges movie?

I can't imagine Jenny's lover being fat. Not sure that's possible. Sure it wasn't a "fat suit"? :)

[Mr. Laz]

I can only imagine a 3-some with her and Jessica Simpson. Not enough gatorade in the WORLD to recover your bodily fluids after that.
hehe ... ya

how about Jenny McCarthy and Gemma Atkinson :eek:

http://www.cheekychicago.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jenny-mccarthy-345x460.jpg http://www.ninjadude.com/ximg/Gemma-Atkinson/gemma-atkinson-lingerie.jpg

['Hamas' Jenkins]

The awesome thing about being Jim Carrey is that he can still bang chicks that are just as hot and half as crazy.

[T-post Tom]

hehe ... ya

how about Jenny McCarthy and Gemma Atkinson :eek:

http://th05.deviantart.com/fs39/300W/f/2008/344/c/9/I_jizz_in_my_pants_by_HOLIMOUNT.jpg

[T-post Tom]

The awesome thing about being Jim Carrey is that he can still bang chicks that are just as hot and half as crazy.

My brother, do not undersell crazy. At least in the budoir. ;)

[KCrockaholic]

I can't imagine Jenny's lover being fat. Not sure that's possible. Sure it wasn't a "fat suit"? :)

Nah dude, he literally put on 50 pounds to be Curly from the three stooges.

[T-post Tom]

Nah dude, he literally put on 50 pounds to be Curly from the three stooges.

A man dedicated to his craft. Nice. Reminds me of:

http://imagecache5.art.com/p/MED/15/1583/JAPDD00Z/anon-raging-bull.jpg

[Mecca]

I use to beat off to McCarthy when I was like 16...it's nice to see she's still hot.

[DaneMcCloud]

Nah dude, he literally put on 50 pounds to be Curly from the three stooges.

What?

:shake:

[Miles]

The early days of the internet. Finding out the really hot chick from Singled Out was in playboy and hitting up AltaVista to see it all.

[fan4ever]

Well she may be hot, but thank God she's written a parenting book and told all the mom's out there that all you have to do to turn autism around is play with your kids more.

[KCrockaholic]

Here you go...

http://images.hitfix.com/photos/233013/JimCarreyStoogesPT_article_story_main.jpg

[T-post Tom]

Jim Carrey appears to be taking his role in the "Three Stooges" seriously, visibly fattening up as planned for his role as Curly. He was out in LA Thursday night with a round face partially obscured by a new beard and glasses.

Back in April his girlfriend Jenny McCarthy told Ellen Degeneres that Carrey was beginning to pack on the pounds.

"He's going to gain 50 pounds to play Curly. He's just having so much fun with it," Jenny told Ellen.

"I have no idea what it's going to be like when he hits near 300 pounds. But, you know, he's in his comedy. He works hard at it."


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/3024/slide_3024_42722_large.jpg

[Sure-Oz]

The early days of the internet. Finding out the really hot chick from Singled Out was in playboy and hitting up AltaVista to see it all.

ROFL

[Mecca]

I'm going to vaccinate her by injecting my wang into her butt.

[KCrockaholic]

Jim is still one of my favorite actors and people right now. Ace Ventura is a classic, and he's done some great movies. You just have to have the right personality to like him.

[ChiefJustice]

Jim is still one of my favorite actors and people right now. Ace Ventura is a classic, and he's done some great movies. You just have to have the right personality to like him.


http://www.13wmaz.com/life/community/blogs/moms/images/tee_ball.jpg

[Sofa King]

http://www.sexy-screen-savers.com/screenshots/sexyss119sshot.jpg

she is hot as f*ck.

[JD10367]

I use to beat off to McCarthy when I was like 16...it's nice to see she's still hot.

Really? I preferred Ringo. Oh, wait, I misread that, never mind.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I think her sister Amy is hotter.

I've seen her in person a few times - she's married to former Blues hockey player Dan Hinote - saw her at a few games and....dear God.

[rockymtnchief]

I think her sister Amy is hotter.

I've seen her in person a few times - she's married to former Blues hockey player Dan Hinote - saw her at a few games and....dear God.

Where's the damn pictures?:D

[gblowfish]

Where's the damn pictures?:D

Here ya go:

[Stewie]

I remember a vid of her on a swing in a cheerleader outfit and no panties. Close pussy, far away pussy, close pussy, far away pussy. It was beautiful.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Where's the damn pictures?:D

NSFW

http://www.playboy.com/commerce/landingpages/tgp/cybergirls/amy-mccarthy/images/amy-mccarthy-6.jpg

[rockymtnchief]

I meant pictures of her sister Amy. I think I've seen her before, but can't remember.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I meant pictures of her sister Amy. I think I've seen her before, but can't remember.

That is Amy. So are these:

http://chtei.homestead.com/AmyMcCarthy.jpg

http://www.wiihotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/amy-mccarthy-03.jpg

[DJ's left nut]

http://www.sexy-screen-savers.com/screenshots/sexyss119sshot.jpg

she is hot as f*ck.

Wanna feel old?

That picture is probably around 15 years old.

Life is not fair.

[sedated]

I meant pictures of her sister Amy. I think I've seen her before, but can't remember.

<img src="http://chtei.homestead.com/AmyMcCarthy.jpg">

[boogblaster]

She wanted me to go to parentin' class with her, but she wouldn't walk in front of me ...

[The Franchise]

Whoa! She has a hot as sister too? JFC.....her parents are damn good at their job.

[Otter]

I bet she would be a fun girl to take to Vegas.

[CoMoChief]

NSFW

http://www.playboy.com/commerce/landingpages/tgp/cybergirls/amy-mccarthy/images/amy-mccarthy-6.jpg

Theres actually a thread on her that I started a long time ago.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Whoa! She has a hot as sister too? JFC.....her parents are damn good at their job.

She has three sisters.

The youngest (far right) was an all star basketball player at U of I - Chicago.

http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Amy_McCarthy/AmyMcCarthy_ENeitzel_6013010.jpg

[The Franchise]

She has three sisters.

The youngest (far right) was an all star basketball player at U of I - Chicago.

http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Amy_McCarthy/AmyMcCarthy_ENeitzel_6013010.jpg

Dear Lord.....that'd be one hell of a foursome. If you could get could the chick on the right to stop fucking tanning everyday...

[Sofa King]

Dear Lord.....that'd be one hell of a foursome. If you could get could the chick on the right to stop ****ing tanning everyday...

This^

[Pants]

There are some nice Playboy videos of Amy McCarthy out there. Real nice.

[TEX]

Yeah, she's HOTand all - but I wouldn't touch anything that Jim Carrey's been all up in...

[DJ's left nut]

<img src="http://chtei.homestead.com/AmyMcCarthy.jpg">

Damn.

Look at the hourglass on that girl. Yeah, she gets my vote.

How much would it suck to be "Jenny McCarthy: Less attractive sister".

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

In for a look.

[Fairplay]

I facebooked my phone number to her.

Wait and see, i'll keep you guys posted.

[The Franchise]

I facebooked my phone number to her.

Wait and see, i'll keep you guys posted.

Good luck man. When you're in.....tell her I want her sister's number.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

She M...M...M...Makes me happy!

[Fairplay]

Good luck man. When you're in.....tell her I want her sister's number.


Thanks, I texted that i kinda have that goofy Jim Carry face and i say funny stuff all the time. I figure that is what shes looking for in a guy.

I gotta go to Family video to brush up on my Jim Carry movies, later.

[The Franchise]

Thanks, I texted that i kinda have that goofy Jim Carry face and i say funny stuff all the time. I figure that is what shes looking for in a guy.

I gotta go to Family video to brush up on my Jim Carry movies, later.

Oh....and tell her I want the hot sister's number....not the one who spends all day in a tanning salon. Make sure you remember to tell her that....

[Fairplay]

Oh....and tell her I want the hot sister's number....not the one who spends all day in a tanning salon. Make sure you remember to tell her that....



Could you imagine if we became brother-in-laws this way, lol.

[The Franchise]

Could you imagine if we became brother-in-laws this way, lol.

I'm pretty sure my wife would be mad. :D

[Braincase]

HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! Hey, look, I found Jim's watch!

[JD10367]

She has three sisters.

The youngest (far right) was an all star basketball player at U of I - Chicago.

http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Amy_McCarthy/AmyMcCarthy_ENeitzel_6013010.jpg

You can tell they're related. The other two sisters aren't ugly by any means, but Jenny's the prettiest; the other two are more "jaw-y". Nice bodies on the lot of 'em, though. I'd PIIHB in any of their cases.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

That family got boobs.

[Lance]

That family got boobs.

Or a good surgeon. Either way... :clap:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Or a good surgeon. Either way... :clap:

LMAO Good job, n00b. Have some rep!

[Fish]

What's Momma McCarthy look like? She must have been a fox to poop out 3 consecutive beauties like that....

[DJ's left nut]

I just keep coming back to this.

The waist/hip ratio on that girl. I'm not even a curve guy but holy hell, I couldn't put together anything better than that with modeling clay.

[JD10367]

What's Momma McCarthy look like? She must have been a fox to poop out 3 consecutive beauties like that....

:rolleyes: Um, I'm not really an expert on the subject, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it happens.

Although, to be sure, some people you run into, it seems like that's how it happened. LMAO

[TEX]

HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! Hey, look, I found Jim's watch!

ROFL Exactly!

[JD10367]

ROFL Exactly!

When it comes to throwing a hot dog down a hallway, sometimes it's worth it, if the hallway is really fancy-looking and expensive and pretty. :shrug: Look at it this way: would you rather have a beautiful wide hallway, or an ugly-ass tight hallway? :D

[Fairplay]

When it comes to throwing a hot dog down a hallway, sometimes it's worth it, if the hallway is really fancy-looking and expensive and pretty. :shrug: Look at it this way: would you rather have a beautiful wide hallway, or an ugly-ass tight hallway? :D



Is there an in-between option?

[JD10367]

Is there an in-between option?

Well, we actually don't know how wide Jenny's hallway is. And, frankly, would you pass up the opportunity to find out? I sure wouldn't. I don't give a shit if I found out I had to strap a board to my ass and go shoulder-deep... I'd STILL tap it.

[Fairplay]

Let's play truth or dare,

Jenny McCarthy, would ya or wouldn't ya? lol.