The best smell in the world is...

[Rain Man]

Give me your ideas and I'll start a poll to select the single best smell in the world. I'll probably do it tournament style.


I'll start with the smell of freshly baked bread.

[vailpass]

Freshly lit cigarette.

[vailpass]

Waking up on Thanksgiving morning and smelling dinner cooking

[Brock]

Fresh coffee in the morning.

[cookster50]

Sawdust

[Rain Man]

Bacon frying.

[MOhillbilly]

Fresh cut grass in the fall, right before FB season starts.
Cordite
Money

[DJ's left nut]

Sawdust

See this and raise you 'spring garage'

That unique mix of sawdust, grass clippings and motor oil. Makes you glad to be alive and you feel like king of the world. For it's effect on your mood, there's no better.

For pure odor purposes, I'm thinking a nice smoked brisket (w/ hickory and applewood smoke w/ a garlic rub over the dry rub) being brought into the house to rest.

[Rain Man]

That ozone smell right after a rain.

[Rain Man]

I'll step in with an obvious one: roses.

[blaise]

Movie popcorn.

[allen_kcCard]

A corn field after it tassels
A cut alfalfa field
Alfalfa silage being fed


the latter two being triggers that remind me of my Grandpa's dairy farm in the summer growing up. And with a random observation, the smell of hot and sour soup at a chinese restaraunt always reminds me of alfalfa silage as well.

[blaise]

A basket of chicken wings covered in hot sauce when it first come out of the kitchen is pretty awesome.

[vailpass]

Fresh cut grass in the fall, right before FB season starts.
Cordite
Money

X2 for fresh cut grass

[vailpass]

Inside a cider house in the fall when the pressing is in full swing

[JD10367]

Clean, young, legal pussy. /thread

[TheGuardian]

vagina

[Rain Man]

Does perfume count? We should exclude perfume since it's kind of an artificial ringer.

[MOhillbilly]

Arrowhead when its full tilt.

[TrickyNicky]

The smell of my children laughing




or Onions and beef in olive oil over high heat.

[MOhillbilly]

Clean, young, legal pussy. /thread

2nd

[Hammock Parties]

Chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven.

[Buddy Rich]

superchronic

[vailpass]

Clean, young, legal pussy. /thread

Two clean, young, legal pussies when the only cock in the room is yours.

[Mr. Laz]

the whiff you get the very second a pussy starts to get wet


:)

[JD10367]

The smell of my children laughing




or Onions and beef in olive oil over high heat.

That's funny, 'cause I was gonna say, "the smell of children cooking in onions and beef in olive oil over high heat". :shrug: :D






















Just kidding.














You cook 'em in garlic, not onions.

[MOhillbilly]

vagina

not true. I had a youngone take her pants off way back and it made The Assassin go hide.
Woof that was rough.

[Hammock Parties]

Bacon frying.

This is pretty hard to beat.

RE: post-rain smell, I grew up in Scotland and I smelled that a few days out of every week for 11 years. I am addicted to it.

[Gonzo]

My smoker with a mess of ribs on it.
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[L.A. Chieffan]

Humboldt County

[DJ's left nut]

the whiff you get the very second a pussy starts to get wet


:)

Chloroform?

[Gonzo]

A bird-dog puppy's breath.
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[allen_kcCard]

The smell of napalm in the morning.

[Otter]

Antifreeze

[vailpass]

The desert at sunset in mid-summer when the mesquite and creosote have been baking all day. Hard to describe.

[MOhillbilly]

Poultry Palace on derby day.

[RJ]

The ocean.

Babies.

Italian sausage with peppers and onions.

Fresh ground coffee.

Basil.

My daughter's hair and skin after she's been playing in the sun. You probably prefer your own child's.

Napalm in the morning.

[Mr. Laz]

Chloroform?
Ben?

[burt]

Two clean, young, legal pussies when the only cock in the room is yours.

Wow....I miss those days.......

[Alton deFlat]

I don't know about best in the world, but fresh baked bread is pretty damn good.

[vailpass]

Waling into a high school gym for a basketball game and popcorn smell hits you.

[ModSocks]

Gasoline
Cinnamon Rolls

[Rain Man]

I don't think it's been mentioned yet, so I'll add ground coffee. Even though I don't like the taste of coffee, the smell is nice.

[MOhillbilly]

burnin rubber

[RJ]

Waling into a high school gym for a basketball game and popcorn smell hits you.

That's a good one. I love the smell walking into a baseball stadium on a beautiful summer day. The sights, the sounds, the smells. Life is good sometimes.

[Rain Man]

Brownies baking in the oven. Kind of close to the chocolate chip cookies that gochiefs mentioned, but I think it's different.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm probably in the minority here but I like the way my grandmother's house smells. Memories are tied to smell of course, so it's more about the good memories.

[Rain Man]

Bratwurst on a grill.

[RJ]

I'm probably in the minority here but I like the way my grandmother's house smells. Memories are tied to smell of course, so it's more about the good memories.


Like mothballs coated in Lubriderm?

[Hammock Parties]

Brownies baking in the oven. Kind of close to the chocolate chip cookies that gochiefs mentioned, but I think it's different.

Brownies trump cookies.

[Rain Man]

Honeysuckle.

[niblet]

Clean, young, legal pussy. /thread

I'm probably in the minority here but I like the way my grandmother's house smells.

Juxtaposition.

And I'll second gasoline.

[JD10367]

Seriously, some good choices here.

For me, it's:

coffee brewing
bacon frying
the ocean
the forest
napalm in the morning
victory (smells a lot like the last entry)
clean, young, legal pussy
new car
leather
Coty Wild Musk (first g/f wore it... gets me tingly in the nether regions to this day)

[gblowfish]

I have the Wonder Bread Plant in Lenexa just down the street from me. When the wind is from the south, I can smell the bread baking. Also, downtown you can smell the Folgers Coffee plant percolating. Both are amazingly wonderful.

Folgers may be going away, they're threatening to close the downtown plant. People are up in arms.

[Reaper16]

Its barbecue for me. Meat & smoke is the closest thing to divinity.

[kepp]

fresh-baked cookies

[gblowfish]

I've been bakin a few brownies, but I'm nowhere near an oven right now...

And its not "one of the best smells in the world" I assure you.

[blaise]

The smell of beer and campfire smoke mixed together when you're sitting around the fire with a beer.

[KCUnited]

Roasted garlic.

[MOhillbilly]

The smell of beer and campfire smoke mixed together when you're sitting around the fire with a beer.

mix in some river smell at dusk and im with ya.

[Bwana]

The smell of a mountain meadow, surrounded by pine trees.

[Chief Henry]

Fresh cut grass in the fall, right before FB season starts.
Cordite
Money




Fresh cut grass
Freshly cut alfalfa
Fried bacon
Clean poontang



Maybe not in that order !

[niblet]

Oranges

[Chiefnj2]

Horehound.
River gorge surrounded by Pines.
Ocean.
Coffee.
Bacon.

[Jenson71]

Leather baseball glove, mixed with some dirt and sweat. Put that pocket up to your face and breathe it in fully. That is beautiful. That is the smell of America.

[MahiMike]

Turkey in the oven on thanksgiving day.

[JD10367]

Pipe tobacco, unsmoked. Captain Black's to be specific.

[Rain Man]

I obviously need to go sniff an alfalfa field at some point.

[tonyetony]

Kauai, Hawaii

[wutamess]

mildew smell in my grandparents older home concrete basement.

[CoMoChief]

Freshly baked apple pie

[Bwana]

I obviously need to go sniff an alfalfa field at some point.

Seriously, yes you do. Nothing like fresh cut alfalfa.

[allen_kcCard]

Pipe tobacco, unsmoked. Captain Black's to be specific.

As much as the job sucks, the smell of a stripping shed (tobacco, not the other kind of stripping) is actually nice as well.

[Rain Man]

Chili.

[Frazod]

Pipe tobacco, unsmoked. Captain Black's to be specific.

This.

EDIT: I like the smoke, too.

[kindra68]

The smell of a man when he has used Canus Goats Milk Bar Soap right before stepping out of the shower. I swear I could lick every drop of water from his freshly cleaned body. It’s a clean, not perfumey, man smell. It’s to die for.

[wutamess]

X2 for fresh cut grass
X3... wet grass in middle of April.

[Reaper16]

The smell of a man when he has used Canus Goats Milk Bar Soap right before stepping out of the shower. I swear I could lick every drop of water from his freshly cleaned body. It’s a clean, not perfumey, man smell. It’s to die for.
*takes notes*

[wutamess]

The smell of a man when he has used Canus Goats Milk Bar Soap right before stepping out of the shower. I swear I could lick every drop of water from his freshly cleaned body. It’s a clean, not perfumey, man smell. It’s to die for.

Where would one get this Canus Goats Milk Bar Soap you want to lick off of m... er... a man?

[allen_kcCard]

I obviously need to go sniff an alfalfa field at some point.

Yup, but a cut one. Once you start seeing the purple flowers on an alfalfa field, it is getting time for it to be cut. First the smell of when it is cut, then the smell a day later once it has dried, and then the smell of money as a kid when I got to haul 5000 bales of hay in a day at $.07 a bale.

Another to add is a freshly worked field, smelled that yesterday when I drove by a field they were running anhydrous (the big white tanks that meth heads like to steal sometimes) and got the smell of the fresh dirt. A little of the anhydrous mixed in, but that is a nice smell as well to me as long as it isn't in excess, then it just takes your breath away and makes your nose run.

The smell of a patch of trees from a treestand in the fall.

The smell of a pasture in early spring in full camo.

The smell of the inside of a tackle box

[DeezNutz]

Leather baseball glove, mixed with some dirt and sweat. Put that pocket up to your face and breathe it in fully. That is beautiful. That is the smell of America.

Perfect. Surprised it's this late in the thread.

[JD10367]

Seriously, yes you do. Nothing like fresh cut alfalfa.

"That's what my rabbi said!"

http://www.tdpri.com/telephoto/data/500/Alfalfa--C10113037_jpeg.jpg

[DeezNutz]

http://www.natlallergy.com/images/225/canus-fragrance-free-goats-milk-soap-5-oz-bar.jpg

I only use this in "special" areas.

[allen_kcCard]

Where would one get this Canus Goats Milk Bar Soap you want to lick off of m... er... a man?

Seriously, they need to write that up and give a marketing pitch to whoever makes that stuff. I was ready to go out and buy some after reading that as well.

[JD10367]

Orange grove.
Spearmint.
Rainstorm.
Freshly-dryed clothes.
Slim Jims.
Garlic and oil simmering.

[Pants]

Good, freshly ground coffee beans.

[Gonzo]

Lumpy has some perfume I bought her from the bx at Mcconnell over 15 years ago. She rarely wears it but it smells faintly of vanilla.

When my baby boy gets out of the tub and has baby lotion on. That has to be right up there.
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[Monty]

My smoker with a mess of ribs on it.
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This

[Saulbadguy]

Don't smoke but I like the smell of pipe tobacco and cigars.

[allen_kcCard]

Fresh morel mushrooms.......about time for those to be popping up soon.

[Otter]

Raise your hand if you just Googled 'Canus Goats Milk Bar Soap'.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I would definitely not put "my finger" on the list.

[RJ]

Chili.


My stomach growls when i smell green chili roasting. That would be my #1 smell associated with New Mexico.

[RJ]

The smell of a man when he has used Canus Goats Milk Bar Soap right before stepping out of the shower. I swear I could lick every drop of water from his freshly cleaned body. It’s a clean, not perfumey, man smell. It’s to die for.

What if I skipped the shower and just rubbed myself down with alfalfa? Hypothetically of course.

[Chiefnj2]

"First" smells are also great.

The first burger grilled up for the season. The first time you get the fireplace going in the late fall. First snow of the year, first t-storm of the year. The first hyacinth of spring.

[wutamess]

That Leather baseball glove smell is a great one too. Also when you're breaking it in with the oil and stuff and have to let it dry and cure. Great smell.

[wutamess]

Johnson & Johnson baby lotion on the infant kids.

[Frazod]

What if I skipped the shower and just rubbed myself down with alfalfa? Hypothetically of course.

You could save yourself a couple of steps and shower with a goat.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I like the smell of cattle.

Serious.

[RJ]

You could save yourself a couple of steps and shower with a goat.


And then me and the goat could just go take a nap after.

[alnorth]

cinnamon

[Priest31kc]

Clean vagina
Marijuana

[Saccopoo]

A walk down the Sea Pines beach at Hilton Head Island at dawn.

Waking up as the sun rises at your campground on a mid-August morning in the high Uintah mountains. The pines, the barely cold campfire...

The first batch of chocolate chip cookies as they come out of the oven.

The Fourth of July around 8:00 p.m. The smell of the BBQ is still lingering, and the the initial fireworks being set off give a rich sulfury smell that hangs thick in the dusk air.

[Saccopoo]

Raise your hand if you just Googled 'Canus Goats Milk Bar Soap'.

Why would I want to use some milk from a goats anus?

[wutamess]

Marijuana

:thumb: Before it's smoked. I love that smell especially if it's some good shit.

[Chief Henry]

Seriously, yes you do. Nothing like fresh cut alfalfa.

:thumb:

[sedated]

Marijuana

before and after its smoked.


that might be topped only by the smell of a woman's perfume/lotion/freshly washed hair.

[Frazod]

I like the smell of cattle.

Serious.

Well, they are a step up from hogs. :D

[Mr. Laz]

it really is quite profound how much your opinions of smells is influenced by you personal emotional experience during the smell.

[JD10367]

Lumpy has some perfume I bought her from the bx at Mcconnell over 15 years ago. She rarely wears it but it smells faintly of vanilla.

Ooh, I agree! I love the way that smells when she wears it! :rolleyes: Oh, uh, I mean... I love the smell of vanilla! :D

[JD10367]

it really is quite profound how much your opinions of smells is influenced by you personal emotional experience during the smell.

In other words:

PICK ONE:

A. The smell of a cool forest in summertime, lake water, and grilling burgers reminds you of:

1.) That fourth of July you loved to spend every year with the family at the cabin.

OR

2.) The time you got fucked in the ass by a camp counselor and didn't even get ice cream.

[kindra68]

http://www.natlallergy.com/images/225/canus-fragrance-free-goats-milk-soap-5-oz-bar.jpg

I only use this in "special" areas.

this is crackin me up! i'm not sure if it's the post or the post along with the name

[Gonzo]

Ooh, I agree! I love the way that smells when she wears it! :rolleyes: Oh, uh, I mean... I love the smell of vanilla! :D

**Yawn**
The obligatory, "I'm nailing your wife" post from JD. I was wondering when it was going to show up.
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[Galileo Humpkins]

A fresh Summer breeze that's absent of pollution and idiocy expelled by those that also encompass it. Yeah, that's the stuff.

It's rumored that females smell nice, too.

The smell of a mountain meadow, surrounded by pine trees.

the ocean
the forest
victory (smells a lot like the last entry)
clean, young, legal pussy

I don't disagree with these either.

[JD10367]

this is crackin me up! i'm not sure if it's the post or the post along with the name

Do DeezNutz smell like goat soap? Or maybe only DJsleftnut does?

[Rain Man]

I haven't seen strawberries on the list yet.

[JD10367]

**Yawn**
The obligatory, "I'm nailing your wife" post from JD. I was wondering when it was going to show up.
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#1: That makes it sounds like I make "I'm nailing your wife" jokes all the time around here. I think that was my first.

#2: A joke. Learn to take one.

[Iowanian]

NOT turkey guts as recent as this morning

[allen_kcCard]

I haven't seen strawberries on the list yet.

Or cantaloupe melons. Not the fruit so much, it is good, but even moreso is the melon itself before you cut it.

[Baby Lee]

I'll step in with an obvious one: roses.

I like my roses, but the smell that tells me spring is here is when the row of honeysuckles start popping off. Soothing my psyche as we speak.

[The Franchise]

Gasoline

[Gonzo]

#1: That makes it sounds like I make "I'm nailing your wife" jokes all the time around here. I think that was my first.

#2: A joke. Learn to take one.

1. It can't possibly be the 1st time you've joked about nailing my wife.

2. No shit? Sarcasm meter, yours needs calibration.

3. Either you or Flopnuts owe me child support, fuckers.
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[BigCatDaddy]

Burning wood
and
Playdough! mmmmmmmmm

[vailpass]

I have the Wonder Bread Plant in Lenexa just down the street from me. When the wind is from the south, I can smell the bread baking. Also, downtown you can smell the Folgers Coffee plant percolating. Both are amazingly wonderful.

Folgers may be going away, they're threatening to close the downtown plant. People are up in arms.

That reminds me of growing up in Cedar Rapids, IA with the Quaker Oats plant. On the night they baked the crunchberries the smell was awesome.

[vailpass]

Laying by the pool at night when the orange trees are in blossom. the sweet, cloying smell of fresh orange blossoms with the slight tang of the chlorine brings it right home.

[mlyonsd]

Lasagna in the oven.

Pot roast in the oven.

The house at about 1pm on Thanksgiving Day.

An xmas tree the morning after you've cut it and brought it inside.

[mikey23545]

The smell of your cap gun being fired (I doubt many people on this BB even know what a cap gun is)...

The smell of freshly mimeographed copies being handed out in second grade (see above comment)...

[vailpass]

The smell in the air right after we get done shooting a fireworks show.

[Mr. Laz]

i love the smell of burning flesh and bone as the chainsaw begins to cut ....

[mikey23545]

I know it's been posted, but popping popcorn and coffee beans being ground...

[MMXcalibur]

My wife's feet after she's gotten home from a long day at work.

....what, I'm serious.

[vailpass]

My wife's feet after she's gotten home from a long day at work.

....what, I'm serious.

:spock:ROFL

[mikey23545]

Leather baseball glove, mixed with some dirt and sweat. Put that pocket up to your face and breathe it in fully. That is beautiful. That is the smell of America.

Easily your best post ever...

[Chief Henry]

NOT turkey guts as recent as this morning

How big a boy did you bag this morning ?

[pr_capone]

My wife's feet after she's gotten home from a long day at work.

....what, I'm serious.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nKzG4-jxG88/Sjqd7BdmKfI/AAAAAAAAAEw/PPnF2OapYyI/s400/i_love_lucy_-stomping_grapes.jpg

Your wife the one one the right?

[Rain Man]

1. It can't possibly be the 1st time you've joked about nailing my wife.




In fairness, it's the first time he joked about it. All the other times, he was serious.

[Dayze]

fresh, warm tortilla chips.

[Dayze]

In fairness, it's the first time he joked about it. All the other times, he was serious.

ROFL

[ArrowheadHawk]

My vote is for a nice clean Vag.

[patteeu]

Repost: freshly cut grass or rain

[vailpass]

My own farts.
Someone had to say it.

[luv]

A good men's cologne.

[LaChapelle]

Cherry pipe smoke
fresh plowed earth in spring
Clean pussy with a freshly opened beer poured on it

[MOhillbilly]

for you fools sayin burned flesh i gotta disagree.

I burned a bunch of dogs one time and that shit stank & burned for 3 freakin days.

[ArrowheadHawk]

for you fools sayin burned flesh i gotta disagree.

I burned a bunch of dogs one time and that shit stank & burned for 3 freakin days.:spock:

[Goldmember]

Blood in the water, signed, Jaws

[Gonzo]

You notice how everyone makes sure they put "clean vag" instead of just vag?

I expect one or two of you have smelled dirty vag before. You know, the smell of a vag after she's been working all day in the heat, had 2 taco bell bean burritos for lunch and just started ragging.
Hey, at least she's not knocked up.
Victory!
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[LaChapelle]

'cause a dirty kotex would gag a maggott
unless you're dreading a pregnancy test
then it might be sweet -might

[MOhillbilly]

:spock:

some are good and some aint.

[listopencil]

I'm going with the scent of a woman. A clean, healthy woman...working up a bit of a sweat...and getting excited.

[listopencil]

A good men's cologne.

Hmm. It occurs to me that we might enjoy each other's company if we ever met.

[Bugeater]

Gotta go with BBQ smoke.

[vailpass]

Clean, fresh woman's hair. I love to bury my nose in my wife's hair and breathe in.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Hickory and meat melting together in smokey majesty.

[boogblaster]

BBQ
Fresh coffee
Clean pussy
Cinnamon rolls
Puppies

[luv]

Hmm. It occurs to me that we might enjoy each other's company if we ever met.

Except for a football game. :p

[Fritz88]

Guava

[Fritz88]

Need sofa's input

[Fritz88]

the smell of any tasty meal when you are starving.

[luv]

I also love the smell of hamburger and onions frying together.

[alnorth]

Burning Leaves in Autumn

[alnorth]

The air during the morning right after it stops raining.

[Hammock Parties]

OK, I'll go ahead and say what you're all thinking...

MY OWN FARTS

[alnorth]

Rain Man, in honor of the likely death of the 64/65-team bracket, were you going for a 64-smell tournament? Who is seeding this thing? Would suck to have apple pie go up against baked bread in the 1st round.

[vailpass]

Burning Leaves in Autumn

X2 one of the many things I miss living in AZ

[Gonzo]

OK, I'll go ahead and say what you're all thinking...

MY OWN FARTS

Repost, 2 pages ago I think.

My farts have been rather repulsive since going on a diet.
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[Gonzo]

X2 one of the many things I miss living in AZ

Well, you could always burn cacti, aarp membership cards and retired people.
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[alnorth]

X2 one of the many things I miss living in AZ

are there any outdoor scents in Arizona? I really don't know what a desert smells like.

[vailpass]

are there any outdoor scents in Arizona? I really don't know what a desert smells like.

The desert in the summer, especially after a rain, smells of creosote, sage and mesquite. It is an amazing smell that I wish I could bottle and share. My backyard after a summer rain is one of the most relaxing places I've ever been.

In the city the main scents are smog, car exhaust, illegal alien sweat and baking concrete.

[vailpass]

Well, you could always burn cacti, aarp membership cards and retired people.
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:LOL:

[Brock]

are there any outdoor scents in Arizona? I really don't know what a desert smells like.

Despair.

[SAUTO]

the people that said gasoline are fucking crazy IMO. it ranks right up there with burnt 80-90 gear oil. some nasty shit.

but the kine is the shit.
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[RJ]

An aroma most midwesterners have never experienced, one that makes me swoon, is the smell of Maryland steamed blue crabs. It's a seafood smell mixed with a bunch of different spices that make up the crab seasoning and the steaming liquid, usually beer or vinegar or both. I just can't begin to describe what a great smell that is.

[Rain Man]

Rain Man, in honor of the likely death of the 64/65-team bracket, were you going for a 64-smell tournament? Who is seeding this thing? Would suck to have apple pie go up against baked bread in the 1st round.

To avoid that scenario, I'm leaning more toward an Olympic sprinting type of tournament. We'll run in groups of 8 or 10, and the top half move to the next round.

My challenge is going to documenting all of these in a list. This thread exceeded my wildest expectations.

[vailpass]

To avoid that scenario, I'm leaning more toward an Olympic sprinting type of tournament. We'll run in groups of 8 or 10, and the top half move to the next round.

My challenge is going to documenting all of these in a list. This thread exceeded my wildest expectations.

This was one of the better thread ideas I've seen in a long time.

[Rain Man]

This was one of the better thread ideas I've seen in a long time.

We owe a debt of gratitude to the whole grain thread that started the bread discussion.


On another note, I'm a little surprised to see so many gasoline responses.

[vailpass]

We owe a debt of gratitude to the whole grain thread that started the bread discussion.


On another note, I'm a little surprised to see so many gasoline responses.

Yes, I think I quit liking the smell of gas when I was 7. I had my own little lawn mowing business, owned 3 mowers. Tried to syphon gas out of one into the other, swallowed half a pint or so. Burped gasoline for the next 3 days.
Never syphoned again.

[Braincase]

Cocoa oil suntan lotion on the back of the girl you've been fantasizing about since 7th grade.

[patteeu]

I have the Wonder Bread Plant in Lenexa just down the street from me. When the wind is from the south, I can smell the bread baking. Also, downtown you can smell the Folgers Coffee plant percolating. Both are amazingly wonderful.

Folgers may be going away, they're threatening to close the downtown plant. People are up in arms.

When I was in junior high school we took a field trip to the Wonder Bread factory and went on a tour. It was one of my favorite field trips ever. It was the first time I ever saw anything mass produced and at the end of the tour they gave us each a pint-sized loaf of bread which seemed cool to me at the time.

[SAUTO]

On another note, I'm a little surprised to see so many gasoline responses.

like i said that is just fucking crazy IMO. i guess they havent had to smell that shit for days. or been drowned in it. pull a fill hose on a FULL tank and get back at me
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[Jenson71]

Life is wonderful. Listen to Beethoven's Piano Concerto No. 5 in E Flat major.

[BigMeatballDave]

Vanilla

[RJ]

Yes, I think I quit liking the smell of gas when I was 7. I had my own little lawn mowing business, owned 3 mowers. Tried to syphon gas out of one into the other, swallowed half a pint or so. Burped gasoline for the next 3 days.
Never syphoned again.


Haha. I had about the same experience, now I swear whenever I smell gasoline I can also taste it. Nasty business.

[RJ]

Life is wonderful. Listen to Beethoven's Piano Concerto No. 5 in E Flat major.


Does it smell like teen spirit?

[bevischief]

Does it smell like teen spirit?

A fart.

[RJ]

When I was in junior high school we took a field trip to the Wonder Bread factory and went on a tour. It was one of my favorite field trips ever. It was the first time I ever saw anything mass produced and at the end of the tour they gave us each a pint-sized loaf of bread which seemed cool to me at the time.


When I was in junior high we took a field trip to Hershey, Pennsylvania. That town smells good.

Another town that smells good, even from a few miles away, is Hanover, Pennsylvania, where they make Utz and Snyder's chips and pretzels.

I remember the way Kansas City smelled back in the 60's. That was not so good.

[Pioli Zombie]

My shit.

[CHENZ A!]

My two favorite smells are new shoes, and girls hair when its real fresh smelling like they just got out of the shower or something.

I disagree with the pussy people. I prefer pussy that is odorless.
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[HotRoute]

the smell of money fresh outta the ATM

[cookster50]

The smell of a man when he has used Canus Goats Milk Bar Soap right before stepping out of the shower. I swear I could lick every drop of water from his freshly cleaned body. It’s a clean, not perfumey, man smell. It’s to die for.

Wow, 20th post in almost 5 years. You must save them for good ones!

[Renegade]

No order

My fresh Rosemary plant
Wild onions
Meat on a smoker
The first mowing/cutting of the year
The air right before a rainstorm
Cooking garlic

[LaChapelle]

I disagree with the pussy people. I prefer pussy that is odorless.
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I'm curious to what term Rain Man uses
when he lists the options

[HotRoute]

vag, coochie, trim, poon, cooter, ham wallet, snatch, baby maker . . . . i could go on

[KC Jones]

I like the smell of coconuts it smells like ladies lying in the Sun.

[Gonzo]

vag, coochie, trim, poon, cooter, ham wallet, snatch, baby maker . . . . i could go on

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
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[alnorth]

Pancakes with butter, served fresh and hot, right before you start adding the syrup.

[Over-Head]

The nape of my wifes neck (did I mention I haven't been home in a month? :( )

[alnorth]

A well-prepared salmon fillet

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

3 day old dead fish

[alnorth]

continuing with the food theme...

corn on the cob with melted butter

[Lumpy]

That wasn't vanilla that you were smelling, JD. ;) ROFL

Best smells, eh?

Eternity cologne :hump:
Freshly cut grass
Cypress wood chips after a rainstorm
Fresh Linen scented candles
Coconut scented sunblock

[alanm]

Waking up to the smell of coffee and bacon at the Grandparents house in KC when we came for the holidays or whenever. :thumb:

[KCrockaholic]

I don't know if this has been mentioned, but I was thinking, Arrowhead Stadium on opening day with the tailgate BBQ and Brats cookin is pretty amazing.

[big nasty kcnut]

fresh tortilla and carne asada

[Coach]

Grilled hamburgers and hotdogs.