How young is too young....

[luv]

....if you're 33 and female?

[DeezNutz]

17. Close it.

[Deberg_1990]

heh.....Cougar!!!

[pr_capone]

....if you're 33 and female?

My wife was 31 and I was 25 when we first hooked up.

17. Close it.

If you can catch it legally, you can mount it.

[|Zach|]

Do it!

[Bugeater]

If there's grass on the field, play ball!

[Hammock Parties]

For what it's worth, luv, you strike me as a young 33.

[DeezNutz]

Oh, and don't fucking co-sign for anything.

[chiefzilla1501]

....if you're 33 and female?

Rule of thumb.

Divide your age by 2 and add 7. Try it out. Fairly foolproof.

[Rain Man]

If he likes to visit his parents, run away now. Dump him. Stay away. It's not worth the pain.

[luv]

Not that he's interested back, but he's 22.

I told him if he ever wanted to hang out, to let me know, and left him my phone number.

He's really cool, but he could do so much better (younger and cuter) than me. I'd still like to hang out though.

[rockymtnchief]

Rule of thumb.

Divide your age by 2 and add 7. Try it out. Fairly foolproof.

Beat me to it.

That's what I go by....most times:D

[Hammock Parties]

Not that he's interested back, but he's 22.

I told him if he ever wanted to hang out, to let me know, and left him my phone number.

He's really cool, but he could do so much better (younger and cuter) than me. I'd still like to hang out though.

Pics, please.

And you should really use the date thread.

[Deberg_1990]

He's really cool, but he could do so much better (younger and cuter) than me. I'd still like to drop his pants though.


FYP..

[ChiefsCountry]

Ironic that Cougar Life is the ad at the bottom of this page.

[Mecca]

Considering you're a chick...that's pretty much you're call. You might become quickly annoyed with a young guys since most young guys are going to act 15 for a good majority of the day.

[luv]

Rule of thumb.

Divide your age by 2 and add 7. Try it out. Fairly foolproof.

Hmmm...

That would be 23 1/2. He turned 22 in February. Close enough?

[Mecca]

This reminded me, I'll be 30 this year, life is over.

[luv]

Ironic that Cougar Life is the ad at the bottom of this page.

LMAO

[Sure-Oz]

This reminded me, I'll be 30 this year, life is over.

Speak for yourself

[ChiefsCountry]

Hmmm...

That would be 23 1/2. He turned 22 in February. Close enough?

Sure. Rock his world.

[Sure-Oz]

LMAO

How did he respond to you giving him your digits?

[BigMeatballDave]

I'm neither, so I wouldnt be any help. I will voice my opinion though...I'm 39 and I'd do an 18 yo. Hellz yeah...

[Mecca]

I never realized that I was to old for Luv, damn.

[luv]

He graduates from MSU in December, then he's off to culinary school in New Orleans (he's originally from Louisiana). Could make for a fun summer, I guess.

[siberian khatru]

He's really cool, but he could do so much better (younger and cuter) than me.

Man, don't sabotage yourself like that. Just roll with it. You don't know what he likes (yet). He might be tired of chicks his age and is intrigued by an older gal.

[JD10367]

If there's grass on the field, play ball!

Um, I'm not sure that applies in the reverse.

Maybe, "if the bat can lift and swing at the ball, make your pitch"? :shrug:

[CoMoChief]

yup, the divide your age by 2 and add 7 is the best one I've heard yet

[soopamanluva]

Not that he's interested back, but he's 22.

I told him if he ever wanted to hang out, to let me know, and left him my phone number.

He's really cool, but he could do so much better (younger and cuter) than me. I'd still like to hang out though.

This might be the reason your single. Have some confidence girl! strut ya stuff!! Don't think down on yourself, Think you're the baddest chick in the room and make him think you could do so much better, but your interested in him.

[luv]

How did he respond to you giving him your digits?

I don't know yet. Left him a message on his facebook.

[angelo]

Rule of thumb.

Divide your age by 2 and add 7. Try it out. Fairly foolproof.

Ah yes the French Mistress Formula. My personal Favorite.

Ang

[BigMeatballDave]

Not that he's interested back, but he's 22.

I told him if he ever wanted to BANG, to let me know, and left him my phone number.

He's really cool, but he could do so much better (younger and cuter) than me. I'd still like to BANG though.FYP :D

[Bugeater]

I don't know yet. Left him a message on his facebook.
Oooh! Who is it?

[Mr. Laz]

legal is legal

[luv]

Oooh! Who is it?

LMAO

I already sent you a PM. :p

[Gonzo]

1st with grape gatorade.
Posted via Mobile Device

[BigMeatballDave]

This reminded me, I'll be 30 this year, life is over.I'll be 40 in Oct. Far from it dude. Only if you let it.

[Sure-Oz]

legal is legal

Insert Vin Diesel voice

[Mecca]

My birthday's in October, that's some weird shit.

[luv]

I need a beer...lol.

[Mr. Laz]

What you talking about woman ... i'm not 22!! :cuss:

[JD10367]

I need a beer...lol.

Cool. Bring the kid back a soda while you're up. :D

[Hammock Parties]

Luv, is he on OKCupid? I noticed you were on the site earlier.

[BigMeatballDave]

Oooh! Who is it?ROFL

[Mecca]

I don't even drink anymore, see knew I was gettin old.

[Bugeater]

HE'S A FREAKING KU FAN!

[luv]

HE'S A FREAKING KU FAN!

No. He's an LSU fan. KU is his dad's team, so he roots for them in the tourney.

[luv]

What you talking about woman ... i'm not 22!! :cuss:

You're still my #1. This one is just closer. ;)

[luv]

Luv, is he on OKCupid? I noticed you were on the site earlier.

No. I did answer a 29 year old scrub tech on there. We're supposed to meet for drinks possibly next weekend.

[Mr. Laz]

Cool. Bring the kid back a soda while you're up. :DROFL

[Mecca]

Luv is gettin her player on.

[Hammock Parties]

No. I did answer a 29 year old scrub tech on there. We're supposed to meet for drinks possibly next weekend.

I want to see him. :D

Yahoo, now!

[Phobia]

Ironic that Cougar Life is the ad at the bottom of this page.

Considering somebody posted the word "Cougar" early in the thread, not really.

[Sure-Oz]

How do you know this cat

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Has he seen your picture ?

[bevischief]

ROFL

[luv]

How do you know this cat

He bartends at a place I've become a regular at on Saturday afternoons.

[Sure-Oz]

Has he seen your picture ?

oh man

[notorious]

I don't even drink anymore, see knew I was gettin old.

This upcoming draft will give you the perfect reason to fall off the wagon.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

oh man

I just mean't that may be why he's interested.



























:LOL:

[bevischief]

....if you're 33 and female?

Are all the males on this board in for something...?:)

[Rain Man]

Rule of thumb.

Divide your age by 2 and add 7. Try it out. Fairly foolproof.



Dang. I can no longer date a woman in her 20s.

[Bugeater]

Dang. I can no longer date a woman in her 20s.
I still have four years left! :)

I can't wait to tell the Mrs the exciting news!

[pr_capone]

This reminded me, I'll be 30 this year, life is over.

same here

[luv]

I still have four years left! :)

I can't wait to tell the Mrs the exciting news!

LMAO

[cdcox]

Rule of thumb.

Divide your age by 2 and add 7. Try it out. Fairly foolproof.

I was all excited about this until my wife informed me it doesn't apply to married guys.

[big nasty kcnut]

As long as you can do it legally it's don't matter the age. As long as he don't hurt you.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

As long as you can do it legally it's don't matter the age. As long as he don't hurt you.

Not true !

[Hammock Parties]

I was all excited about this until my wife informed me it doesn't apply to married guys.

That's the age of girly pics you can view.

[RJ]

It depends. Are you a school teacher?

[RJ]

Dang. I can no longer date a woman in her 20s.


You can, but the relationship probably wouldn't last. It would end up being nothing more than meaningless sex with a girl half your age. :shake:

[tmax63]

Just remember to keep him well hydrated Luv and let him have something to eat that he can swallow ever day or 2.

[boogblaster]

Throw him and blow him before he gets away luvie ..

[Saccopoo]

Rule of thumb.

Divide your age by 2 and add 7. Try it out. Fairly foolproof.

Bullshit. I ain't dating anyone that old.

[DJ's left nut]

17. Close it.

Nah, I'd include 17 as acceptable.

16 and below would seem to be off limits.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Yeah that divide by 2 and add 7 rule is bullshit. It says 18 is my minimum when 16 is legal.

[Lumpy]

Go w/ your instincts, Luv. But, if a relationship is what you're looking for, a 22 y/o guy might not be mature/ready enough to take that leap. On the other hand, if you're just wanting to have a good time, go for it! :D

Btw, you're only 2 years older than me. We're still young, damn it! LMAO

[Over-Head]

....if you're 33 and female? I dunno, but personally I'd say for you
27-29 would put you close to "cougar" zone.
21-23 whould put you in heaven :D

[DaKCMan AP]

I dunno, but personally I'd say for you
27-29 would put you close to "cougar" zone.
21-23 whould put you in heaven :D

8yr difference is cougar zone, and the woman is typically 35+.

[BryanBusby]

http://simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/sound_effects_WAV/sound_effect_WAV_files/wildcat.wav

[KCChiefsMan]

are you becoming a JR High School teacher luv?

[black angus]

Are you sure he's into women? He aspires to be a chef. If he's straight I' say:hump::hump:go for it.

[Lumpy]

Are you sure he's into women? He aspires to be a chef. If he's straight I' say:hump::hump:go for it.

Being a chef doesn't make you gay. Eh, does it? Maybe he just really likes tossing salads and seasoning fish tacos. :shrug:

[R&GHomer]

I need a beer...lol.

;) Good for you girly... There really isn't any steady advice when it comes to this. All I can say is enjoy your self and under NO circumstance come across as wanting. Don't become a Patsy...

Send me a friend request on face book. Paul Caprefoli

[BWillie]

....if you're 33 and female?

I didn't know you were a fifth grade teacher.

[Dave Lane]

Well if that formula is accurate then Luvs the girl for me 33 :)

[luv]

Being a chef doesn't make you gay. Eh, does it? Maybe he just really likes tossing salads and seasoning fish tacos. :shrug:

I have to spread rep before I give it to you again, so remind me that I owe you. ;)

[Lumpy]

I have to spread rep before I give it to you again, so remind me that I owe you. ;)

No worries, Luv. ;)

[luv]

I haven't heard back from him, so who knows? I guess I'll just wait and see how he responds.

[Pushead2]

I haven't heard back from him, so who knows? I guess I'll just wait and see how he responds.

always can pull a Big Ben

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Sports/images-2/ben-roethlisberger-drunk-2.jpg

[BWillie]

always can pull a Big Ben

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Sports/images-2/ben-roethlisberger-drunk-2.jpg

Man, that guy was cool until he had to go raping women.

[Psyko Tek]

....if you're 33 and female?

well, that depends on what grade you teach

[luv]

I'd love to think it's not wrong. Actually, I just love to think about it. :D

[joesomebody]

Rule of thumb.

Divide your age by 2 and add 7. Try it out. Fairly foolproof.
Crazy, I'm 27 and I'm dating a 21 year old.

13 1/2 + 7 = 20 1/2

Barely made it :)

[luv]

Eh, I have a vivid imagination, so maybe I'll at least have good dreams tonight.

It's nice to think about, but there's no way I stand a snowball's chance in hell.

[DaneMcCloud]

My wife is 7 years younger than I am and we've been together for 14 years.

[Coach]

I haven't heard back from him, so who knows? I guess I'll just wait and see how he responds.

If he doesn't respond, well then, it's probably his way of saying that he's just not interested. I wouldn't get broken up over it, as there are plenty of fish in the sea.

Maybe it's a blessing in disguise. Who knows. I wish you luck on it though.

[sandynme]

and if there si no grass go muddin

[sandynme]

and if there is no grass go muddin

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

and if there is no grass go muddin


2 friggin posts and you've already reposted yourself.

Fail !

[bevischief]

2 friggin posts and you've already reposted yourself.

Fail !

ROFL

[Old Dog]

You can, but the relationship probably wouldn't last. It would end up being nothing more than meaningless sex with a girl half your age. :shake:

You say that like it's a BAD thing

[Sofa King]

2 friggin posts and you've already reposted yourself.

Fail !

4 times, counting his title changes...

that's tough to do...

[JD10367]

4 times, counting his title changes...

that's tough to do...

Maybe it's the kid, and he joined to try to convince her to :hump: him? :shrug: :D

[luv]

Completely not expecting him to get a hold of me, but for amusement purposes, how long is the standard wait before I know there's no hope? Two or three days?

[btlook1]

Completely not expecting him to get a hold of me, but for amusement purposes, how long is the standard wait before I know there's no hope? Two or three days?

Couple of days would be my guess.....of course there is the get drunk tending bar and strike out...then the late night booty call that could come later down the road also. Ya just never know.

[keg in kc]

Grass. Playing field. Although I like a field that's been mowed bald, so sometimes it's hard to tell.

[JD10367]

Grass. Playing field. Although I like a field that's been mowed bald, so sometimes it's hard to tell.

If the pubies are all still going straight in one direction, and haven't kinked up yet, she's too young.

My dead perverted uncle liked to say, "If she's old enough to sit at the table, she's old enough to eat." :D

[Deberg_1990]

My wife is 7 years younger than I am and we've been together for 14 years.

So she was only 15 when when u two first hooked up? U sick $%)&!!!

[kindra68]

Completely not expecting him to get a hold of me, but for amusement purposes, how long is the standard wait before I know there's no hope? Two or three days?

Oh honey, there’s always hope!

And my youngin was a 24yo firefighter and I was 33. umm, wow, the memories….

[burt]

luv, hit it and quit it........

[Titty Meat]

I'm 24 Luv but i'll make sex feel like you were back in college. Heeeey

[burt]

I'm 24 Luv but i'll make sex feel like you were back in college. Heeeey

you'll do it with your sneakers on the bed....digging into her back?

[btlook1]

Grass. Playing field. Although I like a field that's been mowed bald, so sometimes it's hard to tell.

Winner winner!!

[Titty Meat]

you'll do it with your sneakers on the bed....digging into her back?

I don't kiss and tell.

[JOhn]

I'm neither, so I wouldnt be any help. I will voice my opinion though...I'm 39 and I'd do an 18 yo. Hellz yeah...

Hell I was 42 doing one :thumb:

[The Franchise]

I'm 24 Luv but i'll make sex feel like you were back in college. Heeeey

Drunk, uncomfortable and quick?

[Mr. Laz]

Drunk, uncomfortable and quick?ROFL

[sedated]

Completely not expecting him to get a hold of me, but for amusement purposes, how long is the standard wait before I know there's no hope? Two or three days?

Just tell him you have booze and are horny. If he's single, he will probably come over.


This is where a big difference is between men and women: a guy being up-front reduces his chances of getting laid, a girl being up-front increases the chances of her getting laid.

[Pablo]

This is where a big difference is between men and women: a guy being up-front reduces his chances of getting laid, a girl having a pulse increases her chances of getting laid.FYP

[Pablo]

Drunk, uncomfortable and quick?I think he was talking about fucking on a picnic table at 3 in the morning while a group of random people hit a hookah 20 yards away.

[88TG88]

I'm 22 and I don't think anything is wrong with this.

[Titty Meat]

Drunk, uncomfortable and quick?

Theres no such thing as style points.

[Titty Meat]

I think he was talking about ****ing on a picnic table at 3 in the morning while a group of random people hit a hookah 20 yards away.

I don't live in Lawrence.

[Stewie]

According to the formula, girls in their 20's are fair game for me. I don't know what to think about that.

[soopamanluva]

According to the formula, girls in their 20's are fair game for me. I don't know what to think about that.

Girls over 18 are fair game for anyone

[luv]

Just tell him you have booze and are horny. If he's single, he will probably come over.


This is where a big difference is between men and women: a guy being up-front reduces his chances of getting laid, a girl being up-front increases the chances of her getting laid.

Weird thing is.....he doesn't drink.

[The Franchise]

Weird thing is.....he doesn't drink.

Tell him you need your pipes cleaned. ;)

[bevischief]

Tell him you need your pipes cleaned. ;)
ROFLROFL

[luv]

I'm going to watch a softball game, and my bartender told me to text him when I get done and we'll go do something.

[Rain Man]

You should ask him to define "something". He may just want a getaway driver.

[bevischief]

I'm going to watch a softball game, and my bartender told me to text him when I get done and we'll go do something.

Sounds like fun...:D

[sedated]

I'm going to watch a softball game, and my bartender told me to text him when I get done and we'll go do something.

its pretty easy if you want to get laid. just let him know you want to get down, tonight. either he says yes, or he says no.

[whoman69]

At this point in my life I'm hoping the women are asking how old is too old?

[whoman69]

According to the formula, girls in their 20's are fair game for me. I don't know what to think about that.

I have to go for the 30 somethings.

[Sure-Oz]

Weird thing is.....he doesn't drink.

gay

[Bugeater]

gay
this

[lostcause]

for a fwb, 18+. for a relationship, good luck with anybody under 25.

[Bearcat]

I'm going to watch a softball game, and my bartender told me to text him when I get done and we'll go do something.

Perhaps you two could find a legal way to watch movies that are still in theaters online for free... LMAO

[luv]

We hung out at a coffee house for a little while, and then went to play putt-putt. He didn't let me win, which I think is cool. We then took turns in the batting cage. I'm better at putt-putt than I remember, and worse at batting.

[luv]

Perhaps you two could find a legal way to watch movies that are still in theaters online for free... LMAO

Are you spying on me? :p

[Sure-Oz]

Fun, did he try to make any moves?

[luv]

Fun, did he try to make any moves?

No.

[Phobia]

Did he flirt?

[Ebolapox]

...play putt-putt. He didn't let me win, which I think is cool. We then took turns in the batting cage. ...

absolutely nowhere to alter THAT post to make it dirty. nope. :evil:

[btlook1]

I got to say that when I was 20 or 21 I would have loved to have found a little bit older, experienced lady to teach me a few things.
So Luv maybe you need to rock his world and make him a better lover so if/when he goes on to someone his own age he will know what he's doing....I was getting plenty when I was that age but how I wished I knew everything back then that I do now...

[KurtCobain]

I'm 20 and I'll go 18 to 85.

[Buck]

When I was 22 I dated a 29 year old. Thats pretty much the same.

[luv]

Did he flirt?

Um, how do guys flirt? Something I've never figured out.

[PRIEST]

Oh, and don't ****ing co-sign for anything.





THIS

[tooge]

Um, how do guys flirt? Something I've never figured out.

roofies in your soda is a good sign.

[MOhillbilly]

Um, how do guys flirt? Something I've never figured out.

When they reach out and squeeze a nipple its a pretty good indication.

[Sofa King]

Um, how do guys flirt? Something I've never figured out.

Waldo rapist...







too soon????

[MOhillbilly]

Waldo rapist...







too soon????

i hope we dont sit next to each other in hell.

[Sofa King]

i hope we dont sit next to each other in hell.

screw that.... if we have a spot reserved, at least you'd be good company... who knows, it could be fun...

[Braincase]

First, remind me. You're not a junior high or high school teacher, right?

[luv]

First, remind me. You're not a junior high or high school teacher, right?

Nope.

[Fish]

Um, how do guys flirt? Something I've never figured out.

If it's not obvious... then he's not doing it right. You shouldn't have to ask...

He may be gay...

[luv]

If it's not obvious... then he's not doing it right. You shouldn't have to ask...

He may be gay...

He's not gay, so I guess he's just not interested.

[ncCHIEFfan]

i hope we dont sit next to each other in hell.

:shake:

[sedated]

He's not gay, so I guess he's just not interested.

maybe he's shy. just stick your hand down his pants.

[MOhillbilly]

maybe he's shy. just stick your hand down his pants.

Its the only way to be sure.

[luv]

We might go see Iron Man 2 Saturday night. I'm going either way. I told him he was welcome to join me if he wanted. He said maybe. I'm guessing he will if he doesn't get a better offer.

[Lumpy]

We might go see Iron Man 2 Saturday night. I'm going either way. I told him he was welcome to join me if he wanted. He said maybe. I'm guessing he will if he doesn't get a better offer.

Wait, you told him he could join you if he wanted? Come on, Luv! If you really like this guy and want to get out of the "friend zone" you should ask him out on a real date. Instead of going to a movie theatre, offer to have him come to your place for dinner and a movie. Make sure to have clean linens ready and light some scented candles. ;)

You should know if he's interested in you or not by the end of the night.

[The Franchise]

We might go see Iron Man 2 Saturday night. I'm going either way. I told him he was welcome to join me if he wanted. He said maybe. I'm guessing he will if he doesn't get a better offer.

Don't tell him he's welcome to join you......ask him if he wants to go or not. Come on damnt.....

[luv]

Wait, you told him he could join you if he wanted? Come on, Luv! If you really like this guy and want to get out of the "friend zone" you should ask him out on a real date. Instead of going to a movie theatre, offer to have him come to your place for dinner and a movie. Make sure to have clean linens ready and light some scented candles. ;)

You should know if he's interested in you or not by the end of the night.

We've hung out once. I'm not inviting him to my place or even thinking about sleeping with him when we've only hung out once.

[CoMoChief]

We've hung out once. I'm not inviting him to my place or even thinking about sleeping with him when we've only hung out once.

That's retarded. I bet he leaves your ass for not putting out.

[soopamanluva]

Wait, you told him he could join you if he wanted? Come on, Luv! If you really like this guy and want to get out of the "friend zone" you should ask him out on a real date. Instead of going to a movie theatre, offer to have him come to your place for dinner and a movie. Make sure to have clean linens ready and light some scented candles. ;)

You should know if he's interested in you or not by the end of the night.

Exactly. Think about if the shoe was on the other foot. Women expect all kinds of things from men. It's ok to ask a man on a date. By the way, what do you look like? Just curious

[luv]

Don't tell him he's welcome to join you......ask him if he wants to go or not. Come on damnt.....

I'm a regular at the bar he tends at on Saturdays. I may or may not have some contact with him on facebook before then. I'm definitely not texting him before then. I'll ask him what's up when I see him.

[luv]

That's retarded. I bet he leaves your ass for not putting out.

And that would be fine with me. At least I'd have some self-respect.

[The Franchise]

I'm a regular at the bar he tends at on Saturdays. I may or may not have some contact with him on facebook before then. I'm definitely not texting him before then. I'll ask him what's up when I see him.

Never use the "you're welcome to join if you want" line. If he's not into you....then he's going to use you as a last resort if he can't find something else to do. If he's doing that....then you don't want to hang out with him.

[luv]

Never use the "you're welcome to join if you want" line. If he's not into you....then he's going to use you as a last resort if he can't find something else to do. If he's doing that....then you don't want to hang out with him.

If he doesn't go, then I'll know.

[Sure-Oz]

Don't tell him he's welcome to join you......ask him if he wants to go or not. Come on damnt.....

exactly

[The Franchise]

If he doesn't go, then I'll know.

Yeah.....but it's also not saying a lot about you. If you like the guy.....then ask him. That way he knows for sure that you want him there.

[MOhillbilly]

And that would be fine with me. At least I'd have some self-respect.

Overrater and out dated thought system for women.

[Lumpy]

We've hung out once. I'm not inviting him to my place or even thinking about sleeping with him when we've only hung out once.

It's not a matter of you putting out, it's a matter of having a romantic setting to show him that you're interested. If you're not wanting to move too fast w/ this guy, but want him to know that you like him, a "sort of a date" at a movie theatre won't cut it.

The clean linens and scented candles are a 'just in case'. :D

[luv]

Overrater and out dated thought system for women.

Work with me here. It's the first time I've tried it.

[Sure-Oz]

Going to a movie is crap, go out to dinner or something, or an activity

[Sofa King]

I'm a regular at the bar he tends at on Saturdays. I may or may not have some contact with him on facebook before then. I'm definitely not texting him before then. I'll ask him what's up when I see him.

facebook????

Only GoChiefs considers facebook a real option/subsititute for dating...

[Sofa King]

Going to a movie is crap, go out to dinner or something, or an activity

and very much this.... anything where you can actually interact instead of "SHHHHHHHH"

[luv]

facebook????

Only GoChiefs considers facebook a real option/subsititute for dating...

I didn't go to facebook to meet him and interact with him. I met him in real life first. I see him every week. I may be pitiful, but I'm not that pitiful.

[sedated]

Make sure to have clean linens ready and light some scented candles. ;)

and be sure to mention how you spent all day cleaning your sheets and shaving your legs.

[Sofa King]

I didn't go to facebook to meet him and interact with him. I met him in real life first. I see him every week. I may be pitiful, but I'm not that pitiful.

whew! for a second..... :D

[Sofa King]

and be sure to mention how you spent all day cleaning your sheets and shaving your crotch.

FYP

[Phobia]

If you went bowling with him and you don't know if he was flirting, he's not interested. Flirting should be painfully obvious to both parties and the entire bowling alley if he has an interest in you. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Move on to the next one.

[luv]

If you went bowling with him and you don't know if he was flirting, he's not interested. Flirting should be painfully obvious to both parties and the entire bowling alley if he has an interest in you. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Move on to the next one.

Well, maybe we'll go bowling one of these days.

[MOhillbilly]

Well, maybe we'll go bowling one of these days.

you should hang out w/ that girl we know. She goes to places/shows w/ lots of dudes. Might turn you on....

[luv]

you should hang out w/ that girl we know. She goes to places/shows w/ lots of dudes. Might turn you on....

Man, I haven't seen her in like 20 years. Well, maybe a few times in high school.

[Saulbadguy]

That's retarded. I bet he leaves your ass for not putting out.

THAT IS CORRECT, SIR!

[MOhillbilly]

Man, I haven't seen her in like 20 years. Well, maybe a few times in high school.

Still if you like sweaty dudes, tats, and testosterone, you should chat her up and drop in to one of the shows she puts on. Something completely off your radar could be fun for you....