**Royals @ Blue Jays 4/21**

[petegz28]

Royals were up 3-0. Grienke hit a batter then gave up a 2-run shot over the LF wall. Alice Gordon immediately followed up by fielding a routine grounder and throwing the ball over the 1st basemen where it ended up in the stands.

Tying run on 2nd with 2 out.

[booyaf2]

Royals Baseball!

[Bowser]

*cues circus music*

[Mama Hip Rockets]

The Sandwich Man is awesome.

[sedated]

good to see the boys back to their old ways.

[CoMoChief]

damn Guillen.

[BigChiefFan]

Why is Gordon so inept? This kid has been a huge disappointment.

[Deberg_1990]

Greinke = 1 year wonder??

[CoMoChief]

Greinke = 1 year wonder??

:spock:

[bsp4444]

Gordon has been a complete waste of time. Two strikeouts and an error.

[petegz28]

Greinke = 1 year wonder??

He's allowed only one hit. It barely made it over the wall in the LF corner

[Hootie]

that was a hanger

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Wow, close but a long single

[Hootie]

lol...

That was a spinner, not a slider...

[Hootie]

well good...93 pitches...so he should have one more inning in him before the bullpen blows it...

Unless Hillman has the balls to get Soria up and ready for a 6 out save...or lets Greinke throw 125 pitches and 8 innings.

[BigChiefFan]

Pretty nice strike out. 7 K's now.

[Reaper16]

You guys have no idea how hot Shawn Marcum's wife is. I wish I had pics. Guys at my high school would take her Foods classes just to be able to stare at her for a whole class period.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Kendall's got a 14 game hitting streak now

[Priest31kc]

Kendall's got a 14 game hitting streak now

Watch out Dimaggio!

[petegz28]

Gordon misses the hit an run, Kendall is shot stealing

[Hootie]

You guys have no idea how hot Shawn Marcum's wife is. I wish I had pics. Guys at my high school would take her Foods classes just to be able to stare at her for a whole class period.

that's why other teachers get in trouble for throwing away jizz napkins at school...

[Hootie]

Gordon misses the hit an run, Kendall is shot stealing

I'd rather watch 2 girls, 1 cup in HD than another Gordon at bat at this point.

[petegz28]

Alice "Downtown" Gordon, 0-3 with an error

[Hootie]

Snider just lets those 90 MPH fastballs go right by...that's what Greinke has...no one knows what the fuck to expect when the fuck to expect them...

[Hootie]

(which is the key to being a great pitcher)...

Alright...lets let Greinke throw at least one more out...hopefully two outs in 15 pitches and then let Soria finish it out!

[gblowfish]

"Alice" Gordon? That's pretty good. George Brett tried to help this guy at the plate, but Alice ignored his advice. Who cares, right? WTF does George Brett know about hitting? He only won batting titles in three separate decades. Obviously, Alice has no clue. He's the second coming of Mark Quinn, except a much higher draft choice wasted. He better start to produce soon, or he'll be sent down. They love the guy in Nebraska, y'know....

[Hootie]

this ump doesn't call 0-2 strikes...I've seen three 0-2 strikes on the outside corner called as balls...at least he's consistent

[Hootie]

Great!

What the fuck!!!!!!!

We're doomed.

[OmahaChief]

I swear it is like Royals hitters get into the batters box and their main goal is to get out of there ASAP. Work the damn pitch count!

[Hootie]

quick!

6 outs left...

I'll set the odds of the Royals winning at 5:1...

Who's taking that bet and feeling comfortable about it?

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

At least it's not Mendoza

[Hootie]

omg...

hopefully none of you jumped on that 5:1...

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

And here we go

Leadoff single

[OmahaChief]

Nice work....leadoff single to a .133 hitter. That bully is a fucking dumpster fire.

[OmahaChief]

I put the chances the Royals hold on for a win at about 7%.

[Hootie]

Ok now it's time to put in Soria...

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Day off tomorrow, why not just bring Soria in now?

:facepalm: Hillman

[BigChiefFan]

Royals really need this win.

[petegz28]

Just like that, tie game

[Hootie]

If I was Greinke I would quit the team again...

This is just a fucking joke of a bullpen...

109 pitch count...retired the last 7 without a single issue...let him pitch into the 8th with a 15 or so pitch count and then turn it to Soria...

This is fucking disheartening.

[petegz28]

Day off tomorrow, why not just bring Soria in now?

:facepalm: Hillman

Cause he is a fucking idiot.

[OmahaChief]

0% CHANCE OF ROYALS WINNING NOW. BUNCH OF FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LOSERS.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

JFC

[Hootie]

Vegas would have made a killing from all non-Royals fans on my 5:1 odds before the inning started.

[KCrockaholic]

I just realized this is on MLB Network.

[gblowfish]

Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
Same as it
evah
was....

[CoMoChief]

This very well may be the worst bullpen in the history of baseball.


Sadly I'm talking about ANY level of baseball....whether its little league or major leagues.

[OmahaChief]

Not sure why I even bother listening to the game or caring about this team. The effin owner doesn't care why should I. To have fuckstick Hillman still as our coach is plain stupid.

[Hootie]

wonder what is going through Greinke's head right now?

He's probably like..."damn, we suck! Wonder if I'm going to get a steak or chicken burrito at Chipotle after the game? Oh shit, wait...do they have Chipotle in Toronto! God damn...they better!"

[Hootie]

If it isn't Hillman, it would be someone else...

Not sure how much I can blame Hillman anymore...pretty tough when you have only 1 good reliever...and pretty tough to justify throwing him 150 innings when he's one of three valuable players on your team.

[gblowfish]

wonder what is going through Greinke's head right now?

He's probably like..."damn, we suck! Wonder if I'm going to get a steak or chicken burrito at Chipotle after the game? Oh shit, wait...do they have Chipotle in Toronto! God damn...they better!"

He's got a very hot wife waiting for him in KC tonight. I'm sure he'll be just fine.

Hey, a new logo idea for the Royals. How bout Slugggrrr coughing up a hair ball?

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

3 saves and 5 blown saves on the year

What did I do in a past life to deserve being a Royals fan?

[petegz28]

Royals, 3 saves, 5 blown saves (1 we ended up winning)

[OmahaChief]

wonder what is going through Greinke's head right now?

He's probably like..."damn, we suck! Wonder if I'm going to get a steak or chicken burrito at Chipotle after the game? Oh shit, wait...do they have Chipotle in Toronto! God damn...they better!"

I think he is thinking more along the lines of why did I see a contract with this shit team and how much longer until I get to play on a major league instead of the minors.

[gblowfish]

Hillman's wearing #88 this year. I think that's the over / under bet number on games he'll last as manager this year. Over or under 88?

[OmahaChief]

If it isn't Hillman, it would be someone else...

Not sure how much I can blame Hillman anymore...pretty tough when you have only 1 good reliever...and pretty tough to justify throwing him 150 innings when he's one of three valuable players on your team.

He atleast brought in the best of our crap bully. He could have brought in Soria but he was not bright enough to do that...and for that you can blame him. You can also blame him for piecing together this crap pen as we broke camp. Him and Dayton did Royals fans a disservice by letting some of those guys stay on the roster.

[KCrockaholic]

I feel so bad for Zack.

[petegz28]

And we fucking get picked off at 1st....JFC...every game we have at least 1 fuck up on the bases

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

I wish I could quit this team (or just run over Dayton Moore/Trey Hillman with a dumptruck)

[Deberg_1990]

wonder what is going through Greinke's head right now?



Why the hell am i not on the Yankees???

[petegz28]

Tejeda on to lockdown the loss

[KCrockaholic]

It appears that Kendall has at least called a good game.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Tejeda didn't totally fuck it up

A good sign?

[booyaf2]

We'd better score here and get to Soria or its over.

[petegz28]

Alice Gordon with a jack???? WTF? Aww man, now he is secure in the lineup for the next 50 games

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Holy shit Alice comes through

[Mr. Arrowhead]

lol Alex "Clutch" Gordon

[Reaper16]

LMAO

[OmahaChief]

Would have never thought Gordon would go yard. If we win that might be his highlight of the year.

[Reaper16]

Paging Filthy McNasty... Dr. McNasty, please report to the mound.

[PunkinDrublic]

Alice Gordon with a jack???? WTF? Aww man, now he is secure in the lineup for the next 50 games

George Brett must of taken him back in to the clubhouse and slapped him around Tony Soprano style.

[jbwm89]

ahh the unhittable 92 mph fastball

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

K

[petegz28]

How'd that look, Snider??? STF DOWN!

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Ph33r John Buck

[petegz28]

George Brett must of taken him back in to the clubhouse and slapped him around Tony Soprano style.

I guess Brett said today or yesterday that this is the year Gordon has to make it.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

2 outs

Sit the fuck down

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Ballgame

Nice job Joakim

[petegz28]

Royals win?????

Royals Win!!!!

[Reaper16]

Paging Filthy McNasty... Dr. McNasty, please report to the mound.
Man, it felt good typing that for the first time this season. Royals win!

[Deberg_1990]

Gordon with the 1st of his 48 HR's this year!

[KCUnited]

4-5 on the first road trip of the year.

[SPATCH]

Gordon with the 1st of his 48 HR's this year!

Didn't he have the first homer of his career in Toronto??? And it was a monster IIRC.

He must like the place.

[BigChiefFan]

Nice win.

[KC_Connection]

Only Cito would leave John McDonald in to hit with 2 outs when there is a HR hitter on the bench.

[SPATCH]

Only Cito would leave John McDonald in to hit with 2 outs when there is a HR hitter on the bench.

Erroneous. Soria was on the mound.

[gblowfish]

Alright...I start bagging on Alice and he hits a game winning dinger. Maybe we should abuse him some more!