Say Ello to Pyro Joe

[Nzoner]

As some of you know I've sold fireworks the last 5 years for another company well as of today it's official as I got my state retail license for my very own fireworks business that I'm calling PYRO JOE'S.

MY slogan is

MORE SHOW,LESS DOUGH

PYRO JOE'S

I know it's a bit of a drive for some of you but if at all possible please try and come see me,I promise I will hook you up with some great products as I've seen and cherry picked every multi-shot,500 gram and fountain in my warehouse.

[Bugeater]

I like to burn things.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Love that slogan.

[Nzoner]

Love that slogan.

Thanks,I'm hoping it really catches on

[MoreLemonPledge]

Pyromania is a real disease and shouldn't be taken so lightly.

[Nzoner]

Pyromania is a real disease and shouldn't be taken so lightly.

:spock:

[Pablo]

:spock:Pretty sure that was sarcasm Joe.

And I dig the name.

[Nzoner]

Pretty sure that was sarcasm Joe.

And I dig the name.

Guess my meter needs recharged,btw you interested in some work again this season?

[bevischief]

I like to burn things.

Yes you do...

[bevischief]

When do you start selling?

[Nzoner]

When do you start selling?

June 20th

[Buck]

Do you have a poster featuring your products?

[bevischief]

Road trip from KC!

[Nzoner]

Do you have a poster featuring your products?

It's in the works right now

[Pablo]

Guess my meter needs recharged,btw you interested in some work again this season?PM(s) sent.

[Deberg_1990]

FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!

Congrats NZoner!

[bevischief]

There is a Menards is St Joe....

[Nzoner]

There is a Menards is St Joe....

their fireworks suck :)

[bevischief]

their fireworks suck :)

Yes but they other stuff that is cheaper and better than Homedepot...

[Nzoner]

Yes but they other stuff that is cheaper and better than Homedepot...

well if you make a trip to menard's I'm just up the highway a few more miles,give me a shout

[InChiefsHeaven]

Goddamit, I'll be there in May for the friggin' show at Mayfest...can't you...you know...hook a brutha up a month early?

[Nzoner]

Goddamit, I'll be there in May for the friggin' show at Mayfest...can't you...you know...hook a brutha up a month early?

sorry bro,i'm doing it all by the law.....bugeater usually makes a trip down to buy though,so ride with him or give him some cash and I'll hook you up.


BTW...check out the bash thread,we'd like to have a live band and I got a killer set-up for it but it would have to be on the cheap but it's a killer party

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Thanks,I'm hoping it really catches on

I think it's money. You're the pro, but I do pretty well with that type of thing too. That slogan in my eyes could single handedly make you a few thousand bucks.

[bevischief]

well if you make a trip to menard's I'm just up the highway a few more miles,give me a shout

That is my thought... 2 stores on 1 trip...

[Nzoner]

That is my thought... 2 stores on 1 trip...

if you come up sometime before June 30th(we open the 20th) I'll probably have time to have a brew with ya and show you around if you'd like.

[Bugeater]

Pretty sure that was sarcasm Joe.

No it's not, I have a very serious disease and Joe is nothing but an enabler.

[Demonpenz]

cecil meyers hooks me up thanks though

[Nzoner]

cecil meyers hooks me up thanks though

his fireworks suck too :)

[rageeumr]

I'll check your prices against the tent at Farris's.

[Nzoner]

I'll check your prices against the tent at Farris's.

please do

[Demonpenz]

hahaha

[vailpass]

Congrats, cool. Wish I was closer to you. Do you sell C class only or do you have access to the other stuff? 3s 5s 7s 10s 16s finale cakes, etc.

[Nzoner]

Congrats, cool. Wish I was closer to you. Do you sell C class only or do you have access to the other stuff? 3s 5s 7s 10s 16s finale cakes, etc.

C-class only but I have 2 this year that I don't see having next year if you get my drift

[vailpass]

C-class only but I have 2 this year that I don't see having next year if you get my drift

I sure like your style, if I lived within 300 miles I'd hit your stand with all 3 of my boys and leave loaded. I envy you being around the merchandise every summer. With my birthday being in July we've always celebrated with fireworks. Congrats again on the license. You wanna' lose it by letting me buy smoke bombs from you via mail to Arizona?

[Rain Man]

Shouldn't your motto be "Mo' Show fo' low dough"?

[007]

I like to burn things.Give him a rubber duck and bottle rockets and he is golden.

[InChiefsHeaven]

sorry bro,i'm doing it all by the law.....bugeater usually makes a trip down to buy though,so ride with him or give him some cash and I'll hook you up.


BTW...check out the bash thread,we'd like to have a live band and I got a killer set-up for it but it would have to be on the cheap but it's a killer party

I'll definitely bring it up to the fellas...sadly they are not Chiefs fans...but they are still remarkably decent fellows despite this shortcoming. I'll talk to you about it at the Krug Show.

[Nzoner]

My new fireworks are here,my new fireworks are here!! PBJ

Just finished unloading the semi and the reality of Pyro Joe's is setting in,now it's time for an ice cold beer.

[RJ]

Pyromania is a real disease and shouldn't be taken so lightly.


My nephew is a pyromaniac and his dreadful disease has torn our family apart. Mostly because he keeps burning down our houses. Where is the government?

[Demonpenz]

watch out.....something something


BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE

[teedubya]

Pyro Joe's. Awesome name.

[Buck]

I better get some bitchin' fireworks Joe.

[Sofa King]

do you have snakes and sparklers?

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[AustinChief]

Joe, do you have some high quality photos of your product? a poster? VIDEO of some of the spectacular ones? Give me a shout and I can hook ya up with some free advertising. I want to test something out and I'd rather you see the benefit of it instead of some random business.

[Captain Obvious]

Been selling fireworks for over 20 years now and this year is my last go at it. Quite a bit of risk/reward in it. Good luck to you (seeing as how you are several hundred miles away from me).

[Nzoner]

Pyro Joe's. Awesome name.

Thank you,we like it as well

[Nzoner]

I better get some bitchin' fireworks Joe.

Well for $25 I'll do my best,I mean do you want a bitchin' firework or do you want like bottle rockets,and smaller shit that'll last you awhile?

Don't worry though I'll be donating some as well.

[Buck]

Well for $25 I'll do my best,I mean do you want a bitchin' firework or do you want like bottle rockets,and smaller shit that'll last you awhile?

Don't worry though I'll be donating some as well.

I want something that I can point at OTWP and make him hop around on his bad knee.

:evil::evil::evil:

[Nzoner]

Joe, do you have some high quality photos of your product? a poster? VIDEO of some of the spectacular ones? Give me a shout and I can hook ya up with some free advertising. I want to test something out and I'd rather you see the benefit of it instead of some random business.

I pm'd you some,hope they work

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[Nzoner]

I want something that I can point at OTWP and make him hop around on his bad knee.

:evil::evil::evil:

heh,I'll put you together some rockets then :evil:

[Buck]

But seriously I don't get to play with fireworks so small stuff would be cool.

Do you have Garbanzo Beans?

[bevischief]

I like to burn things.

I had not notice...:D

[Nzoner]

But seriously I don't get to play with fireworks so small stuff would be cool.

Do you have Garbanzo Beans?

Can't say I've heard of them,sorry

remember I'm pyro joe not Joe Dirt :)

[bevischief]

When do start selling? And and discounts for CP members?:D

[Buck]

Can't say I've heard of them,sorry

remember I'm pyro joe not Joe Dirt :)

Yeah they are a Mexican thing I guess.

[Nzoner]

When do start selling? And and discounts for CP members?:D

June 20th and yes...okay I'm off for my boys night out card game

[kcmaxwell]

where is your place located?

[Nzoner]

where is your place located?

I'm in St Joseph,check your pm's

[AustinChief]

I pm'd you some,hope they work


Sweet, I'll check them out and get back to you shortly.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

This is beautiful, and a Great Day for all of mankind.

Mad Props.

[bevischief]

June 20th and yes...okay I'm off for my boys night out card game

Where do you sell I might be able to get few people together to make the trip up from KC.

[Nzoner]

Where do you sell I might be able to get few people together to make the trip up from KC.

Right out of my air-conditioned warehouse just downstairs from where you passed out on the bar stool :D

[TrickyNicky]

How early are you allowed to sell?

I'll be in St Joe for Father's Day weekend (June 20)

[Nzoner]

How early are you allowed to sell?

I'll be in St Joe for Father's Day weekend (June 20)

We open Father's Day,stop in and say hello with my assurance there's no obligation to buy anything,just enjoy meeting new planeteers.

[TrickyNicky]

Any chance you could post the address or PM it to me please?

[Kyle DeLexus]

Just passed a ton of Firework places and remembered this thread. I'm going to try to make it up to buy from you toward the end of the month if I find the time, but probably won't be able to fit it in the schedule. Just missed it though, I'm passing through on business on the 16th then back out to central KS until the end of the month.

[Nzoner]

Just passed a ton of Firework places and remembered this thread. I'm going to try to make it up to buy from you toward the end of the month if I find the time, but probably won't be able to fit it in the schedule. Just missed it though, I'm passing through on business on the 16th then back out to central KS until the end of the month.

Appreciate the thought but the law is the law and I can't sell until the 20th,so maybe next time.

[HemiEd]

As some of you know I've sold fireworks the last 5 years for another company well as of today it's official as I got my state retail license for my very own fireworks business that I'm calling PYRO JOE'S.

MY slogan is

MORE SHOW,LESS DOUGH

PYRO JOE'S

I know it's a bit of a drive for some of you but if at all possible please try and come see me,I promise I will hook you up with some great products as I've seen and cherry picked every multi-shot,500 gram and fountain in my warehouse.

Very creative, nice job.

[Sofa King]

Appreciate the thought but the law is the law and I can't sell until the 20th,so maybe next time.



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[Nzoner]

Here's a great little multi-shot I picked out for my place this season

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[Nzoner]

and a great 3" 9 shot tube...

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[Sofa King]

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[Sofa King]

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[mikeyis4dcats.]

may come visit next year. This year with the newborn we're skipping it, but we usually blow about $700-800 amongst myself, my brother and my dad.

[Buck]

Do you have the ones that are big like that last vid you posted (Nzoner) and they look like gold dust forming a Palm tree, then they just linger in the air before burning out?

[Mr. Laz]

Thanks,I'm hoping it really catches on
catches on ....


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ROFL

[Nzoner]

Do you have the ones that are big like that last vid you posted (Nzoner) and they look like gold dust forming a Palm tree, then they just linger in the air before burning out?

Yep,they're $69.99 and include 9-3" shots

[Buck]

Yep,they're $69.99 and include 9-3" shots

Damn. Too rich for my blood.

[Nzoner]

My flyer hit the mail today and I saw an immediate impact on business,anyhow 1 week in and starting to see a lot of old familiar faces that have come looking for the bald headed dude who treated them right these past years when I was employed by those other guys who are now just 1/2 a mile from my place.

[go bo]

good show, joe!!!

way to go!!!

ok, i'll stop, yo!!!

it sounds like you are having fun with it...

glad to hear it... :toast: :toast: :toast:

[wilas101]

The family and I stopped by yesterday and visited Pyro Joe's.

We met a couple of great people in Mr and Mrs Nzoner and bought some great priced fireworks.

We hung out for probably an hour just bullshitting and looking at fireworks. Joe showed us around the game room and was a great host.

I think he's also got my wife convinced that we should attend the bash this year. :)


(I sure used the word great in there a lot. musta had a great time. :/ )

[Radar Chief]

Where u @?
The Radar family will be in KC this weekend anyway so let me know and we’ll stop by.

[Al Bundy]

Where u @?

He is in St. Joe.

[Nzoner]

The family and I stopped by yesterday and visited Pyro Joe's.

We met a couple of great people in Mr and Mrs Nzoner and bought some great priced fireworks.

We hung out for probably an hour just bullshitting and looking at fireworks. Joe showed us around the game room and was a great host.

I think he's also got my wife convinced that we should attend the bash this year. :)


(I sure used the word great in there a lot. musta had a great time. :/ )

It was GREAT meeting all of you,looking forward to when we can tip a few back together and just shoot the shit.

[kcmaxwell]

we will be there this weekend...talked to a lady today who went there and had nothing but terrific things to say about your place!! cant wait to make it!

[bevischief]

Should be up either Sat or Sun. At this point more looking at Sat.

[Nzoner]

we will be there this weekend...talked to a lady today who went there and had nothing but terrific things to say about your place!! cant wait to make it!

Good to hear I'm gaining a positive rep,make sure to say hello when you're here.

Should be up either Sat or Sun. At this point more looking at Sat.

Appreciate it and please don't think me rude if I'm all over the place,as I try and work my floor with a personal greeting to each and every customer and even work with them in putting a show together.I will make you one promise I've seen 90% of my products and only cherry picked when filling my warehouse so you're going to like whatever nightworks you get.

[Nzoner]

Here's a great finale called Baby Boomers and it's available at Pyro Joe's for only $29.99

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[kcmaxwell]

Joe,
it was awesome meeting you last night, and i dig the hell outta those adult poppers! those things are LOUD!! save me back a couple of cases of those, i will def be back tonight!!

[Nzoner]

Just wanted to say a big thank you to those planeteers who paid me a visit and supported my new venture.I met two new guys and had to be reminded who one was(sorry dude :D ) :doh!: but in my defense I've been working 14-16 hour days and as of yesterday had pretty much hit the wall.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Here's a great finale called Baby Boomers and it's available at Pyro Joe's for only $29.99

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great one. We had one last night.

[kcmaxwell]

Joe, i hope you had a great season! We have nothing but good things to say about all the stuff we got! That tailgater fountain was insane!! and i really dig the smoke and mirrors cannisters!! we will definitely come back next year, and i cant wait until the bash!!!

[wilas101]

Hey Joe, Hope you managed to sell off the inventory. :)

We'll be back next year (unless we're forced to move far, far away).

[bevischief]

Just wanted to say a big thank you to those planeteers who paid me a visit and supported my new venture.I met two new guys and had to be reminded who one was(sorry dude :D ) :doh!: but in my defense I've been working 14-16 hour days and as of yesterday had pretty much hit the wall.

I could tell you were a little out of it.:D

[Nzoner]

Joe, i hope you had a great season! We have nothing but good things to say about all the stuff we got! That tailgater fountain was insane!! and i really dig the smoke and mirrors cannisters!! we will definitely come back next year, and i cant wait until the bash!!!

Glad you liked the fireworks and looking forward to the bash.

Hey Joe, Hope you managed to sell off the inventory. :)

We'll be back next year (unless we're forced to move far, far away).

I ended up doing 7 re-orders and when it was it was all said and done there was very little left,of course our show this year is going to be the best ever :D

I could tell you were a little out of it.:D

Yep,I had hit the wall,still trying to catch up on sleep but it was well worth it,thanks for the business once again.