Anyone ever ridden Gochiefs' grandmother?

[Ebolapox]

If so, what was it like?

[LaChapelle]

She would only put on a side saddle
I don't play that shit

[Gadzooks]

Wrinkly

[Gonzo]

Man, when she kicked those orthopedic shoes up in the air and spit out those dentures, pure heaven.

I'm still having issues with the Aspercream scented queefs, however.
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[ClevelandBronco]

I imagine it would be like discovering only after you've put it on that you mistakenly picked up the fat guy's used underwear from the gym bench.

I don't know if I need a shower now or if I'll never shower again.

[PunkinDrublic]

It was pretty awkard staring at those dentures resting on the dashboard as she blew me, but I guess there's worse things that can happen to you as a hitchhiker.

[Crush]

Yes, and I now have eye herpes.

[BWillie]

You stole my idea. Bastard.

[Hammock Parties]

We banned Skip, so we'll never know.

She's 84, BTW.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

She emailed me a picture a couple of weeks ago. She' a freak!

http://forum.cheatengine.org/files/that_makes_me_moist_183.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

She emailed me a picture a couple of weeks ago. She' a freak!

http://forum.cheatengine.org/files/that_makes_me_moist_183.jpg

Please do not insult my hot grandma.

http://i44.tinypic.com/254vh4w.jpg

[Duck Dog]

His Grandpa did.

[Over-Head]

No Gaz option, this poll is flawed. :harumph:

[CosmicPal]

Was she a prostitute?

[Gonzo]

Every time I I hear the Matlock theme song, I get a hard-on. She loved blowing me while watching it.
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[Gonzo]

Was she a prostitute?

What do you mean "was?"
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[Hammock Parties]

Every time I I hear the Matlock theme song, I get a hard-on. She loved blowing me while watching it.
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She prefers Murder She Wrote.

[CosmicPal]

What do you mean "was?"
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Ahhh, thanks for pointing that out. :thumb: I stand corrected.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Every time I I hear the Matlock theme song, I get a hard-on. She loved blowing me while watching it.
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Not to hijack the thread, but speaking of theme songs, does anyone else picture the Bonanza theme song playing in the background when Jesus comes back to Earth with all of his angels on his white horse? Because I totally do.

[Gonzo]

She prefers Murder She Wrote.
I know, but Flopnuts had the 4:00 time slot. That's right, Flopnuts got sloppy seconds with your grammy.
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[Hammock Parties]

The irony of this thread is that if you live in Springfield, MO, you have probably seen her out and about. Maybe at Price Cutter.

[Ming the Merciless]

http://wtfporno.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/grandma.jpg

*NOT SAFE FOR WORK*

was liek this, disturbing but pretty hot

[luv]

I'm not into sloppy seconds. Clay can keep her.

[FAX]

I totally think that Jesus would like the Bonanza theme song. Also, I think He would like the one from Hawaii 5-0h. That was a killer theme song and Jesus loves the beach.

FAX

[RustShack]

I would, but shes not my grandma.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I totally think that Jesus would like the Bonanza theme song. Also, I think He would like the one from Hawaii 5-0h. That was a killer theme song and Jesus loves the beach.

FAX

That's the song I picture after the battle is won and Jesus goes surfing.

[Rain Man]

I totally think that Jesus would like the Bonanza theme song. Also, I think He would like the one from Hawaii 5-0h. That was a killer theme song and Jesus loves the beach.

FAX

I envision Jesus coming back to the King of the Hill theme song. When you're about to spring the apocalypse on 6 billion unsuspecting people, you need a high-energy theme song to psyche you up.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I envision Jesus coming back to the King of the Hill theme song. When you're about to spring the apocalypse on 6 billion unsuspecting people, you need a high-energy theme song to psyche you up.

Nothing psyches you up like Bonanza. There's actually some similarity between the theme songs. Interesting we both think Jesus is coming back to a twangy theme.

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