Things about you that no one on Chiefs Planet will believe...

[SPATCH]

Are there any facts about yourself that you have not bothered to share because you knew that no one on the planet would really believe you? Or that you have not shared out of fear of being viewed as "that guy on the internet who is making shit up just because he can"?

We all know that the interwebz is magical system of tubes that allows you to be anything that you want to be. But, I have a sneaking suspicion that there are a few planeteers that are actually legitimately interesting.

So here is the place to get those little tidbits about yourself off of your chest. People still may not believe you, but at least you are putting it out there...

I'll go first:

I was an All-State Safety for my high school football team

[gblowfish]

I shot Jesus videos for the FCA for three years.

[Gonzo]

I can't find my fucking tv remote.

[Gonzo]

I stuffed an eel up a chinese guy's ass once.

[Delano]

I won't turn this into a poop thread.
I won't turn this into a poop thread.
I won't turn this into a poop thread.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I once took a dump that weighed the same as an average 4 year old child.

[notorious]

I stuffed an eel up a chinese guy's ass once.

Ya, the eel kind of re-defines the phrase "Eating someone out"........

[Phobia]

I can throw a football 70 yards.

[SPATCH]

I once took a dump that weighed the same as an average 4 year old child.

I don't believe you. Four year old children weigh upwards of 40 lbs.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I don't believe you. Four year old children weigh upwards of 40 lbs.

Now you know why I've never posted it before.

[Hootie]

I throw a baseball about 10 MPH harder than 46 year old Jamie Moyer.

[gblowfish]

This one time, Coach Haley waved at me.

[Gonzo]

I don't believe you. Four year old children weigh upwards of 40 lbs.

I was there, it was epic. He was in labor for at least 2 days. When it finally crowned, it looked like someone was trying to shove a football through a garden hose.

[SPATCH]

Now you know why I've never posted it before.

That's like 9.7 Courics. Well done.

[The Franchise]

Dane McCloud is really my dupe account.

[Dayze]

I was a gymnast in my youth; KS state champion in vault; 2nd in Pommel Horse; 4th best at Pommel horse in 5 state region (KS, MO, OK, TX, AR).


and on the other non-cool side, I was a yell-leader my Sr. yr in HS and was offered a job instructing at cheerleading camps at Colleges across the country during the summer months.
(feel free to insert the Will Ferrell and Cheri Oteri pics. .lol)

...other than that..I got nothing. lol.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

When I was done, it looked like turd Chet from Weird Science. It even had eyes.

[LaChapelle]

I have never masturbated in front of a computer

[DaFace]

This one time, Coach Haley waved at me.

ROFL

[The Franchise]

I once slept for 24 hours straight. Didn't get up to eat....or go to the bathroom.

[Hootie]

I was #2 in the nation in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005 for the Xbox...

I lead the nation in holes in one by dozens and never lost to the #1 guy on my home course...

Greatest video game of all time...the 2005 version...in fact...EA nailed 2005 in just about every genre.

[RJ]

Are there any facts about yourself that you have not bothered to share because you knew that no one on the planet would really believe you?



No.....no there are not.

Unbelievable, huh?

[SPATCH]

I have never masturbated in front of a computer

BUT HOW CAN THIS BE?

[Chiefspants]

I can throw a football a quarter mile.

[gblowfish]

BUT HOW CAN THIS BE?

Maybe he likes it from behind...
the computer.

[notorious]

I was in the top 2% in the nation in mathematics during my younger years.


I was also a Gifted Class student (sucked balls, extra work).


I hold the H.S. School Record for sacks in a game. It's in 8-man football, teams never run, so I might hold the record for decades.

[Fat Elvis]

I got drunk and slept in a vibrating bed with Kris Kobach (author of the new immigration law in AZ).

[oaklandhater]

I dropped out of high school and ran away from home for two years

[Dayze]

I was in the top 2% in the nation in mathematics during my younger years.


I was also a Gifted Class student (sucked balls, extra work).


I hold the H.S. School Record for sacks in a game. It's in 8-man football, teams never run, so I might hold the record for decades.


just to be clear - the Gifted Class itself, sucked balls? Or was sucking balls in addition to the class?:p:evil:

[tooge]

I was totally unprepared on a camping trip when I was a youngster and had to burn my sox to make fire and wipe my ass with my underwear. The fire smelled like feet.

[SPATCH]

I was in the top 2% in the nation in mathematics during my younger years.


I was also a Gifted Class student (sucked balls, extra work).


I hold the H.S. School Record for sacks in a game. It's in 8-man football, teams never run, so I might hold the record for decades.

I feel you on that broseph, I was in "Gifted" too.

Which brings me to another fun fact about myself:

I was an All-Conference performer on the academic team for my high school, as well. I was #3 in scoring for the conference tournament.

[notorious]

just to be clear - the Gifted Class itself, sucked balls? Or was sucking balls in addition to the class?:p:evil:

Use your imagination....:)

[DaFace]

I retook the ACT because I wasn't satisfied with my score of 29. I got a 33 the second time (and aced the math section). In case you can't tell, I'm a bit of a robot.

[Hootie]

I got a 25 and that was good enough for me...

[notorious]

One of my best friends growing up never got a B. Ever. Straight A's all the way through.


He only scored a 21 on his ACT. ROFL

[Dayze]

<---- never took the ACT/SAT

[BigRedChief]

I made enough money as a writer to travel the world for about 2 years.

[luv]

I'm actually quite intelligent. Indecisive, but intelligent.

[loochy]

I had sex with Leeann Tweeden. :D

[Hootie]

I'm actually quite intelligent. Indecisive, but intelligent.

I don't see it...no common sense.

[Jenson71]

I got a 25 and that was good enough for me...

I got the same ACT as Hootie.

[luv]

I don't see it...no common sense.

You saying that is rather ironic.

[DaneMcCloud]

I got a 26 on the ACT but that was back when the top score was 32.

[gblowfish]

I had sex with Leeann Tweeden. :D

SAAAAAALUTE!!

[Reaper16]

I retook the ACT because I wasn't satisfied with my score of 29. I got a 33 the second time (and aced the math section). In case you can't tell, I'm a bit of a robot.
Eerie. I did the same thing: retook the ACT after getting a 29 and got a 33 the second time. Only it was my math that held me back the first time; my score breakdowns on the second test were like this: Reading -35, Science - 36, English - 35, Math - 22

[Fire Me Boy!]

I made District Honor Choir every year of high school and got several "1" ratings for solo and ensemble work at State voice competitions.

Placed 9th in the nation in FBLA for computer systems (basically word processing, database and spreadsheet creation).

I type 90+ words a minute.

And I am Spartacus.

[Mr. Plow]

I had a friend that got something around a 13 on the ACT.....stupid ass.

[Hootie]

You saying that is rather ironic.

?

That's really all I have going for me...common sense when it comes to dealing with others...which is far more important than "book smarts"...which mean jack shit after you graduate high school.

[luv]

I made District Honor Choir every year of high school and got several "1" ratings for solo and ensemble work at State voice competitions.

Placed 9th in the nation in FBLA for computer systems (basically word processing, database and spreadsheet creation).

I type 90+ words a minute.

And I am Spartacus.

You were in FBLA, too? I got fifth in state for Intro to Business.
I wasn't in Honor Choir, but I was in Show Choir. That was a blast!

[Chiefspants]

I won my school's tournament in jump-roping my third grade year with a time of 64 minutes.

I was seven minutes away from the school record.

[luv]

?

That's really all I have going for me...common sense when it comes to dealing with others...which is far more important than "book smarts"...which mean jack shit after you graduate high school.

I'm very good at dealing with people. It's a huge part of my job.

[Fat Elvis]

Although I've been to grad school, I know I didn't fulfill all my requirements for my college degree; I'm also pretty certain I missed a requirement for my high school graduation as well. I guess, technically, I have an eighth grade education.

[Monty]

I got a 25 and that was good enough for me...

Same here, but took it with a concussion from the football game the night before. That really sucked.....

[Jenson71]

One of my best friends growing up never got a B. Ever. Straight A's all the way through.


He only scored a 21 on his ACT. ROFL

That could mean a couple of things. It could mean his parents did his homework for him. Or it could mean he was a hard worker.

As another person who isn't necessarily amazingly smart, I stand in solidarity with hard workers and overachievers. I'd much rather associate with them than brilliant people who just do whatever they can to bet by.

[Hootie]

I got the same ACT as Hootie.

I did terrible in reading and terrific in science...

I know how to read, and I'm a complete dipshit in science...

I didn't prepare one bit...showed up to school one day and we all had to take the ACT in the school gym...

I mean...I think I have pretty intense ADD...I just remember not being able to focus during the reading portion...I kept reading and my mind would wander and then I'd get to the questions and have no idea what the fuck I just read...and then the teacher in charge of the time was like "5 minutes" and I knew I was fucked.

[Monty]

I'm very good at dealing with people. It's a huge part of my job.

http://www.collegeflavor.com/ProductImages/PeopleSkillsGuysThumb.jpg

[crispystl]

I was #2 in the nation in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005 for the Xbox...

I lead the nation in holes in one by dozens and never lost to the #1 guy on my home course...

Greatest video game of all time...the 2005 version...in fact...EA nailed 2005 in just about every genre.

What's funny is I find this the most interesting of all the achievements. I mean #number 2 in the nation is amazing considering the #of people who play these games. Hell i was happy to be ranked 300th or 3000th (can't remember which) in college football 06 I think that was it. I think it had Reggie Bush on the cover. I did win twenty consecutive games though. My friends viewed me as a god for that achievement lol

[Hootie]

I'm very good at dealing with people. It's a huge part of my job.

Meh.

You don't get it...

I can just tell you're a dumbass.

Sorry.

[blaise]

When I was in college I once posed nude for an art class. It paid $12.50 and hour, and I was there for 2 hours.

[Hootie]

Same here, but took it with a concussion from the football game the night before. That really sucked.....

my older sisters both did better than me but I've always been the academic underachiever...

and in all honesty, in my high school (we're a bunch of dipshits)...25 was a pretty good score.

[luv]

Meh.

You don't get it...

I can just tell you're a dumbass.

Sorry.

Ditto.

[BigRedChief]

I had a friend that got something around a 13 on the ACT.....stupid ass.I quit school that day I turned 16. I had a total of 1.5 class credits.

[Jenson71]

I did terrible in reading and terrific in science...

I know how to read, and I'm a complete dipshit in science...

I didn't prepare one bit...showed up to school one day and we all had to take the ACT in the school gym...

I mean...I think I have pretty intense ADD...I just remember not being able to focus during the reading portion...I kept reading and my mind would wander and then I'd get to the questions and have no idea what the **** I just read...and then the teacher in charge of the time was like "5 minutes" and I knew I was ****ed.

My scores:

EN MA RE SR CO
25 24 29 23 25

[Alton deFlat]

When I was a kid, I would take bread and dip it in ketchup. That was one of my favorite snacks.

[DaneMcCloud]

I had a friend that got something around a 13 on the ACT.....stupid ass.

I had a friend that got a 6. Again, this was when the highest score was 32 but a freaking 6!

LMAO

[Mr. Plow]

I had a friend that got a 6. Again, this was when the highest score was 32 but a freaking 6!

LMAO


I think you get a 10 for writing your name correctly.

[crispystl]

I had a friend that got a 6. Again, this was when the highest score was 32 but a freaking 6!

LMAO

Mike Vick?

[Hootie]

What's funny is I find this the most interesting of all the achievements. I mean #number 2 in the nation is amazing considering the #of people who play these games. Hell i was happy to be ranked 300th or 3000th (can't remember which) in college football 06 I think that was it. I think it had Reggie Bush on the cover. I did win twenty consecutive games though. My friends viewed me as a god for that achievement lol

Dude...

I made a lot of good online friends from that game...that was right at the beginning of the "Live era" and the headsets etc. etc. etc.

Me and the #5 guy created a custom course with 18 par 3's and we memorized every single hole and we'd take a grease pen and mark our TV's to line up the hit cursor and we'd be like..."ok...full swing - 3 power clicks - 2 spin clicks etc. etc. etc." so we could ace every hole on our custom course...

That game was amazing...I think I was 19 at the time and it really contributed to the 2 years I took off from college because I would play that game 16 hours a day...

I was the online money leader by millions of dollars...I raped everyone out of their winnings...it was awesome.

I also won about 35 daily tournaments...god damn I need to guy buy that game again...I'm getting hard just talking about it.

(That was the last truly good Tiger Woods...they've all tried to get WAY too realistic since...no one wants to shoot par...we all want to shoot 25 under)

[blaise]

Mike Vick?

Vince Young.

[Dayze]

was once able to identify nearly every NATO and FSU aircraft;

[Mile High Mania]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do... it's Dos Equis.

[Hootie]

My scores:

EN MA RE SR CO
25 24 29 23 25

I have no idea what my breakdown was...

Just remember getting home with my girlfriend one day and my mom was like...you got your ACT scores back! And I opened it and saw a 25 and then I threw it on the ground...and she was like "that bad?" and I was like..."no...I don't really know why I had that reaction."

That's pretty much the only reason I even remember my score...my ex-girlfriends' mom congratulated me and thought it was an amazing score...shows you how smart the girls are that I date.

[DaFace]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do... it's Dos Equis.

:clap:

[Jenson71]

was once able to identify nearly every NATO and FSU aircraft;

Hmm. How many different ones were there?

[Hootie]

I had a friend that got a 6. Again, this was when the highest score was 32 but a freaking 6!

LMAO

He probably didn't even try...

The year we took our ACT (2003) was the first year our high school made EVERY senior take the ACT...so a bunch of the dipshits in our class had absolutely zero interest in sitting in a gym all day and taking a test...so they made a complete mockery out of it...

I'm not even sure half of them were gradable...one guy just drew provocative pictures using the fill in dots the entire time...the inbred girl next to me copied all of my answers and didn't realize she had test form B to my test form A...

My high school was a joke.

[crispystl]

[QUOTE=The Meat Dragon;6732501]Dude...


Me and the #5 guy created a custom course with 18 par 3's and we memorized every single hole and we'd take a grease pen and mark our TV's to line up the hit cursor and we'd be like..."ok...full swing - 3 power clicks - 2 spin clicks etc. etc. etc." so we could ace every hole on our custom course...

Lmao Like the guy from King of Kong

I played Mecca on Ncaa 06 before I knew who he was on here. He beat me, but I always played as USC and he had to be USC I wasn't nearly as good with any other team. he probably still would have beat me, but I like to think the outcome would have been different.

[luv]

I competed in roller skating growing up. Art skating (think ice figure skating on wheels), speed skating, and a little hockey. I was fairly good at art skating, rocked at speed skating, and didn't play enough hockey to really get very good at it.

[crispystl]

Vince Young.

Yeah my bad

[BigRedChief]

I competed in roller skating growing up. Art skating (think ice figure skating on wheels), speed skating, and a little hockey. I was fairly good at art skating, rocked at speed skating, and didn't play enough hockey to really get very good at it.You got to Skateland out by the mall?

[RedNFeisty]

I played softball and flag football growing up, rode motorcycles. Never won an award. Love rock climbing, want to base jump and skydive!

[luv]

You got to Skateland out by the mall?

That's Skateport, and yes. Skateland is out on South Campbell.

[Hootie]

I was always a Madden guy...

but we used to buy NCAA every year, too...

Do you remember the year they started the "create your own signs" feature?

Oh man...

Funny story...

I was 20...so that was probably either NCAA 05 or 06...but either way...I bought the game...and had to go to work before I could play it...

back then...we were young and we were all degenerates...one of my biggest degenerate friends was "the guy on my coach"...lived on my couch...didn't work...I paid for everything that fucker did for 3 straight months...

Anyways...I get home...stoked to play the game...

Put it in...he just is sitting there watching...which is weird...because he just has a smirk on his face...I pay him no attention...

I start playing...I sack the QB...some weird sign pops up about saying "I took a shit on the 50 yard line!" I look at him...confused...and am like...did I get a faulty game here?

and then I score a TD...they flash to the crowd...and then they are holding a sign that says..."Jesus has a [racist term] dick!" and then I'm like...

Couldn't stop laughing...the dumbass sat around all day making signs for shock value for when I got home from work...played that game for months without ever changing the signs so I always got those special treats every time they flashed to those three douches holding that custom sign.

[Inspector]

Went from 1st grade to graduation and never missed one day of school.

Came in 1st - state of Missouri - for some singing stuff in HS. Men's quartet, mixed octet, etc...

Did a couple of corporate video's - don't even remember what for now.

Been in a few TV commercials.

1st runner up best actor in KC. Won other acting awards.

Even did some runway modeling.....a loooong time ago.

[crispystl]

[QUOTE=The Meat Dragon;6732540]I was always a Madden guy...

but we used to buy NCAA every year, too...

Do you remember the year they started the "create your own signs" feature?

Hell Yeas we had tree signs that we modified from the default


The one that read "Corso is a football Genius" We Changed to "Corso is a football Penis"
The one that read "How did that sack taste we changed to "How did that shart taste"
man and there was a third one I can't remember. It was hilarious at the time. We were all early twenties and sat around and drank beer and played all four of us on the same team. Those were good times. Do you remember what the third default sign was?

[Dayze]

Hmm. How many different ones were there?

a sh*t ton.
I had look at a picture and name them , as well as identify them from their sillohuettes (sp?) as part of one of my last major tests at NMITC in Virginia.

a lot of the major ones weren't as bad, it was the obscure/weird ones that never got produced to a huge level that were tough. the Yak Forger I recall always 'got me'.

but there were ways to widdle it down; particularly if you learned the NATO names "Forger, Farmer, Flogger, Flanker, Fulcrum, Bear, Blackjack, Beagle etc)
if it started with "F" it's a fighter (obviously); 1 syllable = proppeller; 2 syllable = jet. "B" = Bomber etc.

"Tu-95 Bear"; soviet bomber, 4 props etc
"Tu1-160 Blackjack" soviet bomber, jet (looks jus tlike our B1)
"MiG-27 Flogger"; jet fighter etc.

is it fixed wing? variable wing? single/dual engine?; mid-mounted wing? delta shaped wing? swept wing etc.

....I'm starting have flashbacks lol

[Hootie]

no...

I don't remember what any of the default signs were because I never saw them...they were all changed the very first time I played the game.

We STILL to this day play four guys on the same team all the time...whether it's Madden or NBA2K10 or Halo etc. etc. etc.

Same team is SO fun.

[sd4chiefs]

I have a lot of nipple hair so I keep it shaved off.

[crispystl]

no...

I don't remember what any of the default signs were because I never saw them...they were all changed the very first time I played the game.

We STILL to this day play four guys on the same team all the time...whether it's Madden or NBA2K10 or Halo etc. etc. etc.

Same team is SO fun.

why can't you play co-op online?

[DaneMcCloud]

He probably didn't even try...

The year we took our ACT (2003) was the first year our high school made EVERY senior take the ACT...so a bunch of the dipshits in our class had absolutely zero interest in sitting in a gym all day and taking a test...so they made a complete mockery out of it...

I'm not even sure half of them were gradable...one guy just drew provocative pictures using the fill in dots the entire time...the inbred girl next to me copied all of my answers and didn't realize she had test form B to my test form A...

My high school was a joke.

No, he was dumb.

Most of us where shocked that he'd even tell people his score.

LMAO

A bunch of us just never knew how dumb.

[Hootie]

why can't you play co-op online?

I know, that would be fucking sweet...

Four on four Madden...god that would rule!

[Hootie]

No, he was dumb.

Most of us where shocked that he'd even tell people his score.

LMAO

A bunch of us just never knew how dumb.

that is shockingly dumb...

even the D1 idiot basketball players that don't Rose their ACT's still get 13-17's...and they are the dumbest of dumb...(of course that is based off of the 36 score, not the 32 that you're talking about)...but still

[Monty]

my older sisters both did better than me but I've always been the academic underachiever...

and in all honesty, in my high school (we're a bunch of dipshits)...25 was a pretty good score.

2 of my friends from college scored 25's as well. The others in our group scored higher. It's far from indicative of the success you will/will not have post high school. :)

[crispystl]

I know, that would be ****ing sweet...

Four on four Madden...god that would rule!

I would have to quit my job.

[Dartgod]

I was #2 in the nation in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005 for the Xbox...

I lead the nation in holes in one by dozens and never lost to the #1 guy on my home course...

Greatest video game of all time...the 2005 version...in fact...EA nailed 2005 in just about every genre.
I was pretty good at Microsoft Golf 3.0 back in the day. Played in several leagues and dominated. Also qualified for the on-line equivalent of The Ryder Cup for the USA team. So basically I was top 12 in the USA or top 24 in the world.

I had to look it up, but that was back in 1997, and the Ryder Cup was played at Valderrama Golf Club, so we played our online matches on the same course. We beat the Europian (CPS) players, but I don't remember by how much or what my record was.

[blaise]

On the subject of video game records. My brother in law bought a Popeye Arcade game and he's on Twin Galaxies at #4 now. He communicates with Steve Wiebe (sp?) about it.

[Dayze]

2 of my friends from college scored 25's as well. The others in our group scored higher. It's far from indicative of the success you will/will not have post high school. :)



A buddy of mine used to get A’s/B’s in HS; whereas I was a solid D student lol.
We joined the military, he got like a 55 or 60 on the ASVAB, and I got an 82.

Not saying the ASVAB is like the ACT/SAT; but I thought for sure he was going to score very high on the test; and I thought I had no chance. Lol
All those years in HS I thought I didn’t get good grades because I was a moron; …but it turns out it was most likely because I was completely uninterested in 90% of the stuff taught in school.

Graduating school in the Navy was probably the hardest thing I had done; non-stop studying (which, as demonstrated in HS, I wasn’t good at). When I graduated, I realized that I could probably do a lot more if I jus focused/committed etc.

I wonder what I would score on the ACT/SAT these days. Probably not well at all.

[BigChiefFan]

I was the National Spelling Bee champ, despite all my mis-spellings on CP.

[penguinz]

Having ADD sucks.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm the one keeping KnowMo in the green around here.

[Pablo]

What's funny is I find this the most interesting of all the achievements. I mean #number 2 in the nation is amazing considering the #of people who play these games. Hell i was happy to be ranked 300th or 3000th (can't remember which) in college football 06 I think that was it. I think it had Reggie Bush on the cover. I did win twenty consecutive games though. My friends viewed me as a god for that achievement lolYeah, that's pretty impressive.

I was ranked 1100 out of roughly 1.4 million players on the original Gears of War and I was pretty happy with that. God that game was the tits. My shotgun absolutely pwned all day, every day.

[Ecto-I]

I was the High School Alaska State Doubles Champion in 1999 for Tennis. In 2000, I was the State Singles Finalist. I even received a college scholarship. The catch?

I was about 70 lbs overweight. (http://dailyremedy.blogspot.com/2007/01/from-chubby-to-studdly.html)

[crispystl]

Yeah, that's pretty impressive.

I was ranked 1100 out of roughly 1.4 million players on the original Gears of War and I was pretty happy with that. God that game was the tits. My shotgun absolutely pwned all day, every day.

Yeah so many people play those games. Getting anywhere up that far is an accomplishment

[Jenson71]

I have a lot of nipple hair so I keep it shaved off.

I had a friend who did that. We called him Crop Circles sometimes.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I was the High School Alaska State Doubles Champion in 1999 for Tennis. In 2000, I was the State Singles Finalist. I even received a college scholarship. The catch?

I was about 70 lbs overweight. (http://dailyremedy.blogspot.com/2007/01/from-chubby-to-studdly.html)

Now that is impressive.

[Simply Red]

I probably really am bi polar.

[mlyonsd]

I can eat 10 chili dogs in one sitting.

[tyton75]

I have never masturbated in front of a computer

ok Quagmire

[Nzoner]

When I was in 3rd grade I tried robbing an old man's candy store with a pocketknife because his wife had hired me to pull weeds and gave me a focking dime after 2+hours of working and told me to go buy myself some candy at her old man's place.

Not proud of it but I was pissed,luckily the old man kncoked the knife out of my hand and then called my parents.Damn,I took a beating.

[mlyonsd]

When I was in 3rd grade I tried robbing an old man's candy store with a pocketknife because his wife had hired me to pull weeds and gave me a focking dime after 2+hours of working and told me to go buy myself some candy at her old man's place.

Not proud of it but I was pissed,luckily the old man kncoked the knife out of my hand and then called my parents.Damn,I took a beating.

You had all the makings of being a raider fan. Did the beating straighten you out?

[FlaChief58]

I stuffed an eel up a chinese guy's ass once.

ROFL. ROFL ROFL ROFL

[BWillie]

I saw Jose Lima at a Quik Trip before a game. I asked him if they were going to win that night. He said, "Of course, it's Lima Time tonight baby"...and took off w/ his slurpee. He ended up getting the win.

[greg63]

I saw John Goodman die! Really!!!!

[Nzoner]

You had all the makings of being a raider fan. Did the beating straighten you out?

yeah,my dad got his point across real quick,no life of crime for Nzoner

[tyton75]

when I was a kid.. i would fill my bellybutton up with ketchup to dip my french fries in while watching tv

[bowener]

I was in the top 2% in the nation in mathematics during my younger years.


I was also a Gifted Class student (sucked balls, extra work).


I hold the H.S. School Record for sacks in a game. It's in 8-man football, teams never run, so I might hold the record for decades.

I played 8-man. What school did you play for? You can just tell me the mascot if you do not wish to disclose anymore information...

Also, I don't know what to say about myself. I'm not fat and I am good looking?? I ran an 800m with a split of 2:03.

[Simply Red]

I stuffed an eel up a chinese guy's ass once.






http://i41.tinypic.com/1z2myio.gif

[FlaChief58]

In High School I once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game. Now I'm married to a red headded demon and sell shoes for a living.

[Inspector]

In High School I once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game. Now I'm married to a red headded demon and sell shoes for a living.

Dude, you have a hot daughter!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

In High School I once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game. Now I'm married to a red headded demon and sell shoes for a living.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/25swsw037377.gif

[wutamess]

I can throw a football 70 yards.

:rolleyes:

[KurtCobain]

:rolleyes:

This.

[FlaChief58]

Dude, you have a hot daughter!

Nobody talks about my little girl like that (unless you're loaded) :)

[KurtCobain]

I hit a three pointer a couple of weeks ago at a YMCA.

[Simply Red]

I hit a three pointer a couple of weeks ago at a YMCA.

YEAH BOYEEEEEEEEE!

[Ralphy Boy]

Dane McCloud is really my dupe account.

I knew I hated you.

[KurtCobain]

YEAH BOYEEEEEEEEE!

I know, this soberness is getting me in shape.

I played a game of 5 on 5 tackle football for 15 minutes without a break. Played 21(basketball) for almost ten minutes without a break, and I can almost run a mile in under 10 minutes.

[Reaper16]

To answer the thread: I am one of the most historically (and I use that word with the least amount of importance possible) significant deck designers that the Dragon Ball Z Collectible Card Game had ever seen. My design partner, Richie Williams, and I are probably right below Dave Fashbinder and especially Brian Valdez in significance. We invented the Namekian Endurance deck archetype that completely dominated the Tuff Enuff format, we broke the format for Regionals 2003 by exploiting Straining Destruction Move in an allies deck (getting the card errata'd to" Limit 1 per deck, Remove from game after use" after that tourney), we perfected Blue Roshi Dragonball and Blue Android 18, among other things. I never had the money to travel and play (plus I was only in Middle School at the time) but damn did I kick that game's tournament scene in the pants multiple times.

I know that zero people will have any idea about the references I just mentioned.

[Ralphy Boy]

I know, this soberness is getting me in shape.

I played a game of 5 on 5 tackle football for 15 minutes without a break. Played 21(basketball) for almost ten minutes without a break, and I can almost run a mile in under 10 minutes.

I almost laughed at this and then I realized that I probably couldn't do any better.

[The Franchise]

I made District Honor Choir every year of high school and got several "1" ratings for solo and ensemble work at State voice competitions.

Placed 9th in the nation in FBLA for computer systems (basically word processing, database and spreadsheet creation).

I type 90+ words a minute.

And I am Spartacus.

I can type 85 WPM.

[wutamess]

when I was a kid.. i would fill my bellybutton up with ketchup to dip my french fries in while watching tv

The ultimate FAT move! I've heard it all ROFL

[KurtCobain]

I almost laughed at this and then I realized that I probably couldn't do any better.

If I cuold run steady it would be maybe eight minutes or so, but I have to fall down and catch my breath several times.

[kysirsoze]

I'm the one keeping KnowMo in the green around here.

neg.......rep....;)

[The Franchise]

To answer the thread: I am one of the most historically (and I use that word with the least amount of importance possible) significant deck designers that the Dragon Ball Z Collectible Card Game had ever seen. My design partner, Richie Williams, and I are probably right below Dave Fashbinder and especially Brian Valdez in significance. We invented the Namekian Endurance deck archetype that completely dominated the Tuff Enuff format, we broke the format for Regionals 2003 by exploiting Straining Destruction Move in an allies deck (getting the card errata'd to" Limit 1 per deck, Remove from game after use" after that tourney), we perfected Blue Roshi Dragonball and Blue Android 18, among other things. I never had the money to travel and play (plus I was only in Middle School at the time) but damn did I kick that game's tournament scene in the pants multiple times.

I know that zero people will have any idea about the references I just mentioned.

I was with you at Dragonball Z.....and then lost you after that.

I brought back a bunch of Dragonball Z cards in Japanese from when I lived over there. No one in the states knew what the fuck they were. I think I still have the box in storage somewhere.

[ClevelandBronco]

When I was in college I once posed nude for an art class. It paid $12.50 and hour, and I was there for 2 hours.

As an art student in a previous life, I can assure you that even though we didn't say anything, we were all thinking it.

[Kyle DeLexus]

I was the alternate alternate on the US Men's Curling team.

[38yrsfan]

I used to be Spartacus but in honor of Sheldon now ....

I'm Batman!

[KurtCobain]

To answer the thread: I am one of the most historically (and I use that word with the least amount of importance possible) significant deck designers that the Dragon Ball Z Collectible Card Game had ever seen. My design partner, Richie Williams, and I are probably right below Dave Fashbinder and especially Brian Valdez in significance. We invented the Namekian Endurance deck archetype that completely dominated the Tuff Enuff format, we broke the format for Regionals 2003 by exploiting Straining Destruction Move in an allies deck (getting the card errata'd to" Limit 1 per deck, Remove from game after use" after that tourney), we perfected Blue Roshi Dragonball and Blue Android 18, among other things. I never had the money to travel and play (plus I was only in Middle School at the time) but damn did I kick that game's tournament scene in the pants multiple times.

I know that zero people will have any idea about the references I just mentioned.


When I was twelve I would've loved you. http://dbzsc.com was my fansite.

(Something nobody I currently hang out with could ever guess I had anything to do with.)

[keg in kc]

I have no secrets here. I think I've posted everything that has ever happened to me on here at one point or another, as well as virtually every thought that has ever entered my mind.

Although maybe nobody realizes that I edit every post I make at least 2 or 3 times immediately after posting it, because half the time they're filled with spelling and grammatical errors, and the other half of the time I forgot what I was saying.

[OmahaChief]

I once played Everquest for 40 hours straight without sleep. That game was so addictive, to this day I miss playing it but just don't have time with a family now. I was in the guild Brotherhood of the Spider and were the first to ever wake The Sleeper.

[Gonzo]

http://i41.tinypic.com/1z2myio.gif

ROFLROFLROFL

[raybec 4]

That's Skateport, and yes. Skateland is out on South Campbell.

Anybody remember Skate Korral on Kearney?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'm a very nice, and generally quiet man.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I was voted by my senior class as most likely to jack off the school mascot which was a bulldog.!

[luv]

Anybody remember Skate Korral on Kearney?

Skate Corral? Yep. Went to a few speed skating meets out there.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I can type 85 WPM.

I'm right around there myself. I don't advertise it very often, but I didn't want you to feel alone.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Skate Corral? Yep. Went to a few speed skating meets out there and sat in the 1st row.

Fixed

[Fritz88]

you wouldn't believe it anyway

[Micjones]

I can type 85 WPM.

Damn. I type about 70 after adjusting for errors.
I can't even imagine typing at 80wpm or higher. Sheesh.

[The Franchise]

Damn. I type about 70 after adjusting for errors.
I can't even imagine typing at 80wpm or higher. Sheesh.

You want insane? My Mom can type over 110 WPM.

[Kyle DeLexus]

You want insane? My Mom can type over 110 WPM.

Just hitting the "A" key 110x in a minute doesn't mean you can type 110 WPM

[The Franchise]

Just hitting the "A" key 110x in a minute doesn't mean you can type 110 WPM

Words fucker.....:D

[lostcause]

I can throw a football 70 yards.

I can throw a football over that mountain.

[JD10367]

I went to the oldest high school in America (Boston Latin School), established in 1635. (I graduated in 1985, and we were the 350th graduating class.)

I used to be able to play the Atari arcade game "Gauntlet" all day on a single quarter.

I used to play the organ. (Now I just play with the organ.)

I finished 2nd in the Massachusetts state spelling bee when I was little. I lost on the word "parallel". :mad:

I was born one month premature and only weighed 5 pounds. I turned out 6'4" and 250#. Go figure.

[cdcox]

You guy's aren't going to believe this, but I was the chess champion at my Jr High School.

[Over-Head]

wife says I can breath through my ears

[bevischief]

was once able to identify nearly every NATO and FSU aircraft;

Damn I thought I was the only one...

[Ugly Duck]

In elementary school my score on the national IQ test put me in the top 1%. After skipping all 4 years of high school, I was cited by my professors in college for outstanding scholastic achievement & made the National Dean's List. Yet, during the Vietnam War, I scored 0 out of 100 on the Army IQ test at the Oakland Induction Center. Even misspelled my name. Curious, eh?

[JD10367]

In elementary school my score on the national IQ test put me in the top 1%. After skipping all 4 years of high school, I was cited by my professors in college for outstanding scholastic achievement & made the National Dean's List. Yet, during the Vietnam War, I scored 0 out of 100 on the Army IQ test at the Oakland Induction Center. Even misspelled my name. Curious, eh?

So after you dodged the draft by playing stupid, you apparently moved to Canada as well?

[DaKCMan AP]

I'll let the cat out of the bag..

DaKCMan AP is Awesome.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Also, my name is not actually Kyle DeLexus. My real first name is Lee and I'm the biggest Tenacious D fan in the world.

[Ugly Duck]

So after you dodged the draft by playing stupid, you apparently moved to Canada as well?

Nah... I just like to say "eh?" After my 4F draft status, went to work as a SCUBA diver for NOAA on the California coast. Moved to the British Virgin Islands as a SCUBA guide & got a PADI Divemaster rating. Earned a gig as Diver 1 on a Class II oceanographic vessel (the Rainier) in Alaska. Moved to Hawaii still rated Diver 1 on a Class II. Became Chief of Survey for Marine Archeological Ventures, Ltd excavating old pirate ships in the Caribbean. Married the only white woman on the Island of Anegada. Moved back to California and became Operations Manager for the San Francisco Bay Model Hydrodynamics Laboratory in Sausalito (then operated by U.C. Berkeley). Retired from oceanography & became a radiologic technologist (CT & X-ray). Now I spend most of my time harassing rival AFCW fans on BBs.

[ClevelandBronco]

In elementary school my score on the national IQ test put me in the top 1%. After skipping all 4 years of high school, I was cited by my professors in college for outstanding scholastic achievement & made the National Dean's List. Yet, during the Vietnam War, I scored 0 out of 100 on the Army IQ test at the Oakland Induction Center. Even misspelled my name. Curious, eh?

Die in a napalm fire.

[JD10367]

Nah... I just like to say "eh?" After my 4F draft status, went to work as a SCUBA diver for NOAA on the California coast. Moved to the British Virgin Islands as a SCUBA guide & got a PADI Divemaster rating. Earned a gig as Diver 1 on a Class II oceanographic vessel (the Rainier) in Alaska. Moved to Hawaii still rated Diver 1 on a Class II. Became Chief of Survey for Marine Archeological Ventures, Ltd excavating old pirate ships in the Caribbean. Married the only white woman on the Island of Anegada. Moved back to California and became Operations Manager for the San Francisco Bay Model Hydrodynamics Laboratory in Sausalito (then operated by U.C. Berkeley). Retired from oceanography & became a radiologic technologist (CT & X-ray). Now I spend most of my time harassing rival AFCW fans on BBs.

So if you hadn't played dumb and been shipped off to 'Nam and gotten capped in the ass, there'd still be one white woman on the island of Anegada, watching the waves and waiting for Mister <strike>White</strike> Right to show up? :D

Pirate ships rock. When I went to Mel Fisher's Museum in Key West, I sprang the 20 bucks for one of those tiny silver pieces-of-eight replicas made with actual silver from the 1622 Atocha wreck. I wear it around my neck. It's just cool to think about it: they came to America almost 400 years ago, oppressed the native peoples to get their precious minerals, tried to haul it off, got sank by a storm, it sat at the bottom of the ocean for 350+ years, got found, taken up, melted down again, and now hangs around my neck. Long journey for a little piece of silver, whose life is now relegated to swinging there while I fap to Internet porn. LMAO

[JD10367]

Die in a napalm fire.

http://cchronicle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/630px-Napalm.jpg

[cdcox]

I played kickball today. Went 2 for 3 with a run scored and caught a fly ball. True story.

[bevischief]

I got 4 out of 6 numbers for Kansas Cash on Wednesday night.

[boogblaster]

I'm the great-nephew of Bloody Bill Anderson .. He kilt Jayhawkers for sport ....

[Scott Pioli]

I'm Scott Pioli.

[warpaint*]

I'm the great-nephew of Bloody Bill Anderson .. He kilt Jayhawkers for sport ....

Hopefully you are able to live up to your family name.

[warpaint*]

I'm Steve Bono.

[Reaper16]

Die in a napalm fire.
I think that's what he was trying to avoid?

[Ugly Duck]

Pirate ships rock. When I went to Mel Fisher's Museum in Key West, I sprang the 20 bucks for one of those tiny silver pieces-of-eight replicas made with actual silver from the 1622 Atocha wreck.

Kewl! The equipment I used was borrowed from Mel Fisher - the same stuff he used to find the Atocha. We thought it would bring us luck. Don't tell anybody.... but in the Caribbean "marine archaeology" is just a euphemism for "treasure hunting."

[Kyle DeLexus]

I'm Scott Pioli.

ROFL

[Blick]

From 2nd grade to 8th grade, my football team went undefeated. We also didn't allow a single point until 8th grade.

My baseball team won back to back state championships in KS at 14-15 years old.

I threw a complete game, 2 hit shutout with 10 K's at the USSSA World Series in Houston when I was 14. I didn't allow an earned run for the entire tournament, but only appeared in relief in a couple of other games.

Good times, good times.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'm Scott Pioli.

Congratulations on that.

Dumbass.

[luv]

I used to be skinny.

[Hammock Parties]

I went to a dance club and hooked up with swingers.

[Buck]

I once blocked for Reggie Bush.

[SPATCH]

I once blocked for Reggie Bush.

'splain

[KCChiefsMan]

I've lived the past 10 years as if every day was spring break (well, 2001 - 2008). So 7 years out of this decade, I've lived every day as if it were spring break.

[CosmicPal]

During the summer after my high school graduation, I was at a kegger and hanging out with friends. An old girlfriend of mine was quite tipsy at the time and asked if I could drive her home, since we lived in the same neighborhood.

I told her I wanted to stay and have some fun and for her to find someone else to drive her home. Needless to say, she didn't make it home.

That one moment totally wrecked me like you wouldn't believe. It's something I've had to live with all my life and it still bothers me to this day. Ever since then, I've literally taken friends aside and beat them until I got the keys out of their hands should I consider them too drunk to drive. I've even paid for cab rides to make sure a friend got home. But none of that will ever bring back my old girlfriend.

[Reaper16]

I once blocked for Reggie Bush.
Cockblocked Reggie Bush, maybe.

[CoMoChief]

I divided by zero.

[MOhillbilly]

Im not as smart as you guys think i am.

[LetsSignRussell]

During the summer after my high school graduation, I was at a kegger and hanging out with friends. An old girlfriend of mine was quite tipsy at the time and asked if I could drive her home, since we lived in the same neighborhood.

I told her I wanted to stay and have some fun and for her to find someone else to drive her home. Needless to say, she didn't make it home.

That one moment totally wrecked me like you wouldn't believe. It's something I've had to live with all my life and it still bothers me to this day. Ever since then, I've literally taken friends aside and beat them until I got the keys out of their hands should I consider them too drunk to drive. I've even paid for cab rides to make sure a friend got home. But none of that will ever bring back my old girlfriend.

wow sorry to hear that

[Buck]

He and I played at the same High School. Same as Alex Smith but he was 2 years ahead of me.

[crispystl]

I'm the great-nephew of Bloody Bill Anderson .. He kilt Jayhawkers for sport ....

I am Omar Bradley's great great nephew.

[crispystl]

During the summer after my high school graduation, I was at a kegger and hanging out with friends. An old girlfriend of mine was quite tipsy at the time and asked if I could drive her home, since we lived in the same neighborhood.

I told her I wanted to stay and have some fun and for her to find someone else to drive her home. Needless to say, she didn't make it home.

That one moment totally wrecked me like you wouldn't believe. It's something I've had to live with all my life and it still bothers me to this day. Ever since then, I've literally taken friends aside and beat them until I got the keys out of their hands should I consider them too drunk to drive. I've even paid for cab rides to make sure a friend got home. But none of that will ever bring back my old girlfriend.

My best friend hung himself last year. I was the last last person he ever called. he called me two or three times right before he did it. I didn't answer because I thought he was just wasted like usual. I was his primary caretaker so to speak, and I imagine I could have talked him off the ledge that night ( I had a few times already)

[crispystl]

Cockblocked Reggie Bush, maybe.

That would be more impressive than actually blocking for him lol

[CanadaKC]

I worked with Al Pacino on "Insomnia", sat beside Mimi Rogers as a cop on a bad movie about tornadoes, worked with Scarlett Johanssen just before she made it big, my first acting gig was as a nerd on 21 Jump Street in love with Holly Robinson (and I shared a shuttle to set with Johnny Depp), worked with Tim Robbins and Ryan Phillipe, told Hillary Swank while she was visiting then husband Chad Lowe on the John Denver Story that she was going to win an oscar for her performance in Boys Don't Cry, and drove my car right behind a bent over Halle Berry in tight leather pants on a motorcycle...so good stuff

[Chiefs=Champions]

Im releasing a sex tape..

[Hammock Parties]

I once showered with Danyelle Sargent.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I am Danyelle Sargent.

[LetsSignRussell]

I'm Flopnuts dupe

[Dave Lane]

I can throw a football 70 yards.

Only when I'm downfield. And then only when I'm downfield 60 yards

[teedubya]

...when I hit 25,000 posts I retired my other account.

Also, I was a Russian Linguist in the US Army. I also studied Arabic while in class.

[Rain Man]

I have no social skills at all. But maybe that's not a huge surprise. I don't know.

[-King-]

During the summer after my high school graduation, I was at a kegger and hanging out with friends. An old girlfriend of mine was quite tipsy at the time and asked if I could drive her home, since we lived in the same neighborhood.

I told her I wanted to stay and have some fun and for her to find someone else to drive her home. Needless to say, she didn't make it home.

That one moment totally wrecked me like you wouldn't believe. It's something I've had to live with all my life and it still bothers me to this day. Ever since then, I've literally taken friends aside and beat them until I got the keys out of their hands should I consider them too drunk to drive. I've even paid for cab rides to make sure a friend got home. But none of that will ever bring back my old girlfriend.

Damn. :eek:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I have no social skills at all. But maybe that's not a huge surprise. I don't know.

Of course you do. Just not as strong in the face to face category maybe. You do very well around here.

[big nasty kcnut]

I gave oral to a female customer at the taco bell restaurant where i worked at.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm Flopnuts dupe

I've been neg repped 7 times since you posted this.

[Rain Man]

Of course you do. Just not as strong in the face to face category maybe. You do very well around here.

Yeah, I'm okay in writing. It's real life that's the problem.


And in opposition to that, the other thing no one would believe is that I think it'd be cool to hold public office. Like being a Senator or something.

[Hammock Parties]

Only when I'm downfield. And then only when I'm downfield 60 yards

You only think it's 60 yards. It's 30 yards, but it takes you twice as long to run it these days.

[-King-]

Used to play pickup football with Josh Freeman when he still went to Grandview.

I met Michael Dixon(bball player for MU) when he was getting his hair braided by one of my friends. Always talked shit to him since then when Lee Summit West HS played my school.

If he makes it to the League, I can say I knew 2 professional players when they were young.

Also, going back to the ACT thing a few pages back. Despite being a straight C student, I got one of the highest ACT scores in my school. I'm not dumb, just don't give a fuck about the things being taught unless it's history or something interesting like that. Hell, I haven't done my homework at home since like the 8th grade or something like that. If I can't finish it during school, I won't do it at home...

[Buehler445]

I have no social skills at all. But maybe that's not a huge surprise. I don't know.

Beg to differ.

[Tactical Funky]

I'm just under six feet in height but I have a 40" vertical. I'm like a human grasshopper.

[BossChief]

At one point, I owned a company that employed 23 people.

My dad helped build the worlds first orbital shuttle and has polio. He was almost double my moms age when they got married and is now older than his new mother in law.

[Chief Pote]

Now you know why I've never posted it before.


How many flushes?

[Jethopper]

RoR played football at some point in his life.

[Rausch]

I think I've pretty much lost the ability to do anything shocking here...

[bevischief]

During the summer after my high school graduation, I was at a kegger and hanging out with friends. An old girlfriend of mine was quite tipsy at the time and asked if I could drive her home, since we lived in the same neighborhood.

I told her I wanted to stay and have some fun and for her to find someone else to drive her home. Needless to say, she didn't make it home.

That one moment totally wrecked me like you wouldn't believe. It's something I've had to live with all my life and it still bothers me to this day. Ever since then, I've literally taken friends aside and beat them until I got the keys out of their hands should I consider them too drunk to drive. I've even paid for cab rides to make sure a friend got home. But none of that will ever bring back my old girlfriend.

Wow. Sorry for your loss.

[bevischief]

My best friend hung himself last year. I was the last last person he ever called. he called me two or three times right before he did it. I didn't answer because I thought he was just wasted like usual. I was his primary caretaker so to speak, and I imagine I could have talked him off the ledge that night ( I had a few times already)

Sorry for your loss.

[Dave Lane]

I'm a registered republican and have been since I voted for Reagan in 1980

[CHENZ A!]

I gave oral to a female customer at the taco bell restaurant where i worked at.

High five!
Posted via Mobile Device

[Coogs]

I divided by zero.

:LOL:

[The Franchise]

My best friend played high school football with Chad Greeneway.

[Rausch]

I'm a registered republican and have been since I voted for Reagan in 1980

That's not shocking, just sad...

[kepp]

I once believed that something would happen because CoMo predicted it.

[CoMoChief]

Only when I'm downfield. And then only when I'm downfield 60 yards

ROFL

[Bowser]

I'm Batman.

[Dave Lane]

You only think it's 60 yards. It's 30 yards, but it takes you twice as long to run it these days.

No Phil constantly overthrows me by 10 yards. Its like the swallows returning to capistano.

[Dave Lane]

That's not shocking, just sad...

I know Im ashamed to admit it :)

[HoneyBadger]

I drove a train before I drove a car.

[Rain Man]

No Phil constantly overthrows me by 10 yards. Its like the swallows returning to capistano.


Are you really small? If you're really small he may think you're further away.

[loochy]

I gave oral to a female customer at the taco bell restaurant where i worked at.

So Taco Bell serves fish tacos now?

[Fish]

I had some neat accomplishments in HS.

Finished 3rd in the KS State wrestling championship the first year I wrestled.
Placed #10 individually in KS high school golf state championship 2 consecutive years in a row. Had full-ride golf scholarships offered, but didn't want to pursue it.
Placed #7 in the nation in the FFA National Land judging competition. Huge event with each state represented.
Placed #2 in KS in the FFA KS State Livestock judging competition.
Received a 1+ for a state championship percussion contest. Had full-ride band scholarships for college, but didn't want to pursue it.
Was president of the Emporia State University Engineering Club for several years.

Since then, my life has been somewhat less eventful though...

[Dave Lane]

Are you really small? If you're really small he may think you're further away.

No but when I run I do it on my back with my legs flailing so he may think I'm falling or something.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm Flopnuts dupe

I've been neg repped 7 times since you posted this.

LMAO I wasn't really neg repped at all. But I've been pos repped since posting this. Sometimes I feel like a whore.

http://www.wikiwak.com/image/Art+Alexakis.jpg

[Sofa King]

LMAO I wasn't really neg repped at all. But I've been pos repped since posting this. Sometimes I feel like a whore.




http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/content/anigifs/animated-gifs-3/animated-gifs-3-11.gif

[BIG_DADDY]

I know nobody will ever believe this but I have issues with authority figures.

[RedNFeisty]

LMAO I wasn't really neg repped at all. But I've been pos repped since posting this. Sometimes I feel like a whore.

http://www.wikiwak.com/image/Art+Alexakis.jpg

Oh, you should feel like a dirty little whore!! LMAO

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I saved by Zero.

[ToddHaley]

I'm Todd Haley.

[bowener]

LMAO I wasn't really neg repped at all. But I've been pos repped since posting this. Sometimes I feel like a whore.

http://www.wikiwak.com/image/Art+Alexakis.jpg

Is you?

[gblowfish]

I'm Todd Haley.

You deserve to be fired.

[ToddHaley]

You deserve to be fired.

I have a strong conviction that you are wrong. Across the boards I am very excited to be a huge part of the growth of this team.

[CosmicPal]

I have a strong conviction that you are wrong. Across the boards I am very excited to be a huge part of the growth of this team.

Get to work then and stop wasting valuable time on an internet bulletin board. There's no offseason in the NFL.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I have a strong conviction that you are wrong. Across the boards I am very excited to be a huge part of the growth of this team.

I'm Brian Fellows.

[ToddHaley]

Get to work then and stop wasting valuable time on an internet bulletin board. There's no offseason in the NFL.

FUCK YOU PUNK! GET THE FUCK OUT THERE AND HAVE BABIES AND RAISE THEM TO BE PROPER FOOTBALL PLAYERS FOR MY TEAM!

[mikeyis4dcats.]

I got drunk and slept in a vibrating bed with Kris Kobach (author of the new immigration law in AZ).

I know Kris Kobach's brother in law pretty well.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

One of my best friends growing up never got a B. Ever. Straight A's all the way through.


He only scored a 21 on his ACT. ROFL

the day they announced an Indian (dot) kid in high school had gotten a perfect SAT, and a perfect ACT I noticed he was wearing to TOTALLY different socks. He had very low street smarts, all book smarts.

[AustinChief]

I once dated a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader... from the 1997 squad (wouldn't be that impressive if it was from the 1979 squad...)

[mikeyis4dcats.]

I got a 29 on the ACT on the 32 scale. Did very well on the english side, less so on the math side. I now estimate construction for a living, but it doesn't need algebra so it's all good.

I played basketball with Danny Manning on his driveway sometimes as a kid.

I laid the wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in 8th grade after winning a state-wide essay contest.

I have sat in Carl Peterson's desk chair in Arrowhead when he was GM. Bet he'd have had me arrested for it too.

[HemiEd]

Threw a 14 dart out in a 501 tournament.

[morphius]

I am not a true blond.

[Hootie]

I think all of the dupe accounts (Carl Peterson/Scott Pioli/Todd Haley, etc...) are super fucking gay and not funny at all.

[Kyle DeLexus]

I think all of the dupe accounts (Carl Peterson/Scott Pioli/Todd Haley, etc...) are super ****ing gay and not funny at all.

This is true.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I think all of the dupe accounts (Carl Peterson/Scott Pioli/Todd Haley, etc...) are super fucking gay and not funny at all.

Yet more proof U R FAIL.

[Buck's Dad]

Sometimes I itch my ass in public.

[El Jefe]

Sometimes I itch my ass in public.

Geesh you rebel :)