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Simply Red
05-04-2010, 08:30 AM
I'm hoping, anyway. It'd be cool to see some of the n00bs see him post.

I spoke with Gaz this morning, there a GOOD chance he'll come by to say hi, today. I told him he didn't have to stay long, but several of us would like to say hello to him.

He agreed.

FWIW,

-SR

seclark
05-04-2010, 08:33 AM
you clean the kitchen, and i'll sweep the floor. someone needs to pick up the empty beer cans in the yard.
let's get to work, people.
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MoreLemonPledge
05-04-2010, 08:34 AM
This thread needs a poll.

Coogs
05-04-2010, 08:34 AM
That would be cool! Hope everything is going well for both you and Mrs. Gaz.

Coogs

Simply Red
05-04-2010, 08:34 AM
:clap: to first two posts, ha, nice!

wutamess
05-04-2010, 08:35 AM
Why did Gaz decide to leave?

Simply Red
05-04-2010, 08:36 AM
Why did Gaz decide to leave?

cursing, religion bashing, etc ...

not so ironically; the same things that bother FAX.

ChiTown
05-04-2010, 08:36 AM
Why did Gaz decide to leave?

We stopped allowing him to take Bubble Baths and drinking Tequila Rose in the main forum. We do have standards, ya know...........

Simply Red
05-04-2010, 08:43 AM
We stopped allowing him to take Bubble Baths and drinking Tequila Rose in the main forum. We do have standards, ya know...........

actually yes, th^ts the correct answer, sorry. :D

Jenson71
05-04-2010, 08:44 AM
Gaz! I miss your movie reviews and your suave style.

Simply Red
05-04-2010, 08:46 AM
Gaz! I miss your movie reviews and your suave style.

yep, that's what i miss, too bad he's not a Lynch fan, oh well, most aren't.

boogblaster
05-04-2010, 08:51 AM
im voting the vistor option

Deberg_1990
05-04-2010, 09:01 AM
Since when did Gaz become this "Mythical Creature"? :)

oh, and did u get MrBlonde to come back as well?

Hydrae
05-04-2010, 09:04 AM
The Chiefs still do not crush the pencil-neck as often as some would like but the defense does appear to be improving. That is usually a requirement for Gaz to be happy.

Don't be a stranger, bud! :toast:

Tribal Warfare
05-04-2010, 09:05 AM
*The choir of angels sing*

Pants
05-04-2010, 09:11 AM
:wayne:

Simply Red
05-04-2010, 09:13 AM
Since when did Gaz become this "Mythical Creature"? :)

oh, and did u get MrBlonde to come back as well?

I never even knew Mr Blonde, i mean, I slightly remember his name, that's about it, IMO, he was a lil' sensationalized, nowhere near Gaz on the 'Flavor-Barometer'

Warrior5
05-04-2010, 09:13 AM
Gaz,
Hope all is well with you and your bride.

Miss your quit wit, content, objectivity, and level-headedness. You're always welcome here.

The Chiefs may still need a DDS...

Delano
05-04-2010, 09:14 AM
Since when did Gaz become this "Mythical Creature"? :)



Bring Titus back to explain naow pls.
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Pants
05-04-2010, 09:18 AM
Bring Titus back to explain naow pls.
Posted via Mobile Device

:titus:

Gonzo
05-04-2010, 09:18 AM
I came in at the tail end of the Gaz era but he was one of the 1st posters to ever give me rep. I printed it out on glossy paper and hung it on my office wall.
I also attached it to my resume, whenever I go in for interviews, the company sees that and tells me that they can't pay me nearly what I'm worth.
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Simply Red
05-04-2010, 09:28 AM
Not sure WHEN he'll chime in, but it'll be today, i think.

RedDread
05-04-2010, 09:30 AM
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vailpass
05-04-2010, 09:34 AM
Wow. This place could use a genteel engineer from Doodah Lite who knows his way around a hot tub.

Will Hawaian Boy be here too?

ChiTown
05-04-2010, 09:36 AM
Wow. This place could use a genteel engineer from Doodah Lite who knows his way around a hot tub.

Will Hawaian Boy be here too?

Oh, that would be EPIC!

vailpass
05-04-2010, 09:37 AM
Oh, that would be EPIC!

I know dude was a Faider but he could sure bring it. It'll be nice to have Gaz here but I'm kinda nervous. Like Adam after he ate the apple and thought he was alone in the garden of sin til one day the Maker dropped in to see how things were progressing.

"Uh, well, doing fine. Lots of poop threads and name calling. Uh, gotta' go grab a fig leaf or something, didn't know you were coming by."

Rain Man
05-04-2010, 09:40 AM
This reminds me of being a little kid and waiting for my grandparents to pull into the driveway. I'm guessing gaz also won't bring me a pony.

ChiTown
05-04-2010, 09:45 AM
This reminds me of being a little kid and waiting for my grandparents to pull into the driveway. I'm guessing gaz also won't bring me a pony.

No, but there is a decent chance he'll smell like moth balls........

mlyonsd
05-04-2010, 09:45 AM
First question - Do you think we should have grabbed Clausen in the 2nd round?

Simply Red
05-04-2010, 09:46 AM
First question - Do you think we should have grabbed Clausen in the 2nd round?

ROFL

Renegade
05-04-2010, 09:49 AM
First question - Do you think we should have grabbed Clausen in the 2nd round?

So Gaz is the new draftbuster? When did applications close?

vailpass
05-04-2010, 09:52 AM
So Gaz is the new draftbuster? When did applications close?

Oh n00b, you know not what you say.

Jilly
05-04-2010, 10:06 AM
ok, but I'm gonna have to leave the window in a minute to take a potty break

Simply Red
05-04-2010, 10:14 AM
ok, but I'm gonna have to leave the window in a minute to take a potty break

ok, np.

Simply Red
05-04-2010, 10:34 AM
We have to keep this thread afloat, if you wanna see Santa today.

Dartgod
05-04-2010, 10:36 AM
Is he here yet? Is he here yet?

Rain Man
05-04-2010, 10:37 AM
I see him! I see him!

No, wait. That's a homeless guy.

Phobia
05-04-2010, 10:37 AM
Gaz is gonna take one look at the front two pages and leave again forever.

ChiTown
05-04-2010, 10:37 AM
We have to keep this thread afloat, if you wanna see Santa today.

SANTA? SANTA!

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTI4NTAxMzQ3MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTQxMTc3._V1._CR81,0,323,323_SS100_.jpg

Scott Pioli
05-04-2010, 10:40 AM
I had originally considered bringing him down on the field for fan appreciation day this upcoming season. Once I realized that I neglected the defense in the draft I knew he'd decline the invitation anyways.

Simply Red
05-04-2010, 10:42 AM
Gaz is gonna take one look at the front two pages and leave again forever.

QFT ^ LMAO, how true.

Bwana
05-04-2010, 10:43 AM
Oh Gaz.......

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/mrbubble.jpg

http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/products/5991.jpg

Coogs
05-04-2010, 10:45 AM
Gaz is gonna take one look at the front two pages and leave again forever.

Word!

Warrior5
05-04-2010, 11:20 AM
Wow. This place could use a genteel engineer from Doodah Lite who knows his way around a hot tub.

Will Hawaian Boy be here too?

... and Jason Ernzen?!

seclark
05-04-2010, 11:23 AM
i just sent packfan an invitation.
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HemiEd
05-04-2010, 11:26 AM
Wow. This place could use a genteel engineer from Doodah Lite who knows his way around a hot tub.

Will Hawaian Boy be here too?

Hawaian Boy, impressed the hell of me when he posted. It was a jawdropping experience, nothing else has ever come close.

Brock
05-04-2010, 11:27 AM
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Ernzen/1097964979

what what what

RJ
05-04-2010, 11:27 AM
Some here don't believe in Gaz, and some here just aren't sure. Now and again a nOob will ask me, "RJ, was there really a Gaz?"....And I tell them, if the snow falls silently through the night and then melts with the morning sun never to be seen, leaving behind only its sustenance....was it not still once snow?


*RJ, nodding off if trance-like state*

chasedude
05-04-2010, 11:29 AM
ROFL Thought this thread was about Aunt Flo from the title :p

Anyway, It would be nice to hear from Gaz. Our percentage of quality threads is diminishing.

Jenson71
05-04-2010, 11:29 AM
Man, this is intense. How do I look?

RJ
05-04-2010, 11:30 AM
Man, this is intense. How do I look?


Fix your collar.

vailpass
05-04-2010, 11:30 AM
Hawaian Boy, impressed the hell of me when he posted. It was a jawdropping experience, nothing else has ever come close.

Yes he could bring it couldn't he? Yet I don't recall the dude ever being uncivil.

Phobia
05-04-2010, 11:31 AM
Man, this is intense. How do I look?

You look all grown up. He's going to cry when he sees you.

RJ
05-04-2010, 11:33 AM
Hawaian Boy, impressed the hell of me when he posted. It was a jawdropping experience, nothing else has ever come close.


As fine a football poster as this board has seen, Raiders fan-ness notwithstanding.

Jenson71
05-04-2010, 11:34 AM
Fix your collar.

Done. And I think I'm going to go with my blue tie instead.

Deberg_1990
05-04-2010, 11:34 AM
I wonder if Midnight Vulture will make a special appearance?

seclark
05-04-2010, 11:36 AM
the wife whipped these up for me to bring.

Simply Red
05-04-2010, 11:37 AM
the chips are in place, i think Phil being in here will help him be JUST BOLD ENOUGH, to post. I'd expect him w/ in 2-hrs. or sooner...

vailpass
05-04-2010, 11:38 AM
This thread has teh funny. You all think this is some sort of joke?
Wait til your Gaz gets home, we'll see how funny it is then.

Simply Red
05-04-2010, 11:40 AM
can someone get the hardwoods, pls.? The Murphy's is under the sink.

seclark
05-04-2010, 11:40 AM
This thread has teh funny. You all think this is some sort of joke?
Wait til your Gaz gets home, we'll see how funny it is then.

you don't mean to insinuate sr would be trolling us?
i frickin washed the windows!
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seclark
05-04-2010, 11:41 AM
can someone get the hardwoods, pls.? The Murphy's is under the sink.

find a n00b to clean the toilet. it's ghastly!
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Simply Red
05-04-2010, 11:43 AM
Today, 08:05 AM
Gaz
Defense Homer





Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Rancho Gaz
Casino cash: $6131 Re: Hi Gaz, would it be okay,

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

CP is no longer a suitable place for a tender [wuss] soul like mine. Obviously [since I read your message], I drop in to lurk on occasion. It is a great place for Chiefs news.

I suspect that any longing for my "presence" is just nostalgia for the "good old days." I also suspect that the "good old days" are being viewed through those proverbial rose colored glasses...

But, no I don't object.

How are you doing?
Posts: 5,907

HemiEd
05-04-2010, 11:44 AM
As fine a football poster as this board has seen, Raiders fan-ness notwithstanding.

I agree, he came, and then he went, leaving all of us begging and pleading for more.

big nasty kcnut
05-04-2010, 11:45 AM
I wonder if gaz remember me. Since i am the offense junkie to his defense loving self.

vailpass
05-04-2010, 11:46 AM
Today, 08:05 AM
Gaz
Defense Homer





Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Rancho Gaz
Casino cash: $6131 Re: Hi Gaz, would it be okay,

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

CP is no longer a suitable place for a tender [wuss] soul like mine. Obviously [since I read your message], I drop in to lurk on occasion. It is a great place for Chiefs news.

I suspect that any longing for my "presence" is just nostalgia for the "good old days." I also suspect that the "good old days" are being viewed through those proverbial rose colored glasses...But, no I don't object.

How are you doing?
Posts: 5,907




That's Tequila Rose colored glasses, right?
I told you guys there was no such thing as the Great Pumpkin.
Blockhead!!!

Warrior5
05-04-2010, 11:53 AM
The message is obviously a fake.



There's no xoxo under the sig...

ChiTown
05-04-2010, 12:05 PM
Today, 08:05 AM
Gaz
Defense Homer





Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Rancho Gaz
Casino cash: $6131 Re: Hi Gaz, would it be okay,

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

CP is no longer a suitable place for a tender [wuss] soul like mine. Obviously [since I read your message], I drop in to lurk on occasion. It is a great place for Chiefs news.

I suspect that any longing for my "presence" is just nostalgia for the "good old days." I also suspect that the "good old days" are being viewed through those proverbial rose colored glasses...

But, no I don't object.

How are you doing?
Posts: 5,907

and there was much sadness in Mudville..................

RJ
05-04-2010, 12:06 PM
Here, just so Gaz can relax and get comfortable....


http://i43.tinypic.com/opztir.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/10da2b9.jpg


What else do we need?

Jilly
05-04-2010, 12:10 PM
ROFL Thought this thread was about Aunt Flo from the title :p

Anyway, It would be nice to hear from Gaz. Our percentage of quality threads is diminishing.


she's a bitch. I hope it's Gaz instead.

Rain Man
05-04-2010, 12:31 PM
Maybe he's waiting for a chant.

I'll start it.


Gaz!


Gaz!


Gaz!


Gaz!



(How long do I have to do this?)

RJ
05-04-2010, 01:10 PM
Maybe he's waiting for a chant.

I'll start it.


Gaz!


Gaz!


Gaz!


Gaz!



(How long do I have to do this?)


That's not working.

How do we do The Wave on the internet?


http://i42.tinypic.com/119se1t.jpg

siberian khatru
05-04-2010, 01:12 PM
Maybe he's waiting for a chant.

I'll start it.


Gaz!


Gaz!


Gaz!


Gaz!



(How long do I have to do this?)



[Rushes over to perform Heimlich Maneuver on Kevin.]

Gonzo
05-04-2010, 01:19 PM
Nuthooks?
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CaliforniaChief
05-04-2010, 01:23 PM
Nuthooks?
Posted via Mobile Device

Did your son hide him?

vailpass
05-04-2010, 01:29 PM
If you guys behaved better Gaz would have never left. If we could all just be good I bet Gaz would come back in time for Christmas altogether.

seclark
05-04-2010, 01:53 PM
If you guys behaved better Gaz would have never left. If we could all just be good I bet Gaz would come back in time for Christmas altogether.

or, we could just have kotter log on as gaz...
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vailpass
05-04-2010, 01:53 PM
or, we could just have kotter log on as gaz...
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:D

Simply Red
05-04-2010, 02:23 PM
arghh, pls come out and play!

RJ
05-04-2010, 02:31 PM
If you guys behaved better Gaz would have never left. If we could all just be good I bet Gaz would come back in time for Christmas altogether.


You know damn well Gaz left because of your drinking.

Phobia
05-04-2010, 02:32 PM
arghh, pls come out and play!

He's not coming, SR. Hang your head in shame.

Simply Red
05-04-2010, 02:41 PM
He's not coming, SR. Hang your head in shame.

I'm hung, oh, dang it, wait!

Renegade
05-04-2010, 02:46 PM
find a n00b to clean the toilet. it's ghastly!
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I'll do it, but why does everything have to turn into a poop thread?

seclark
05-04-2010, 02:51 PM
I'll do it, but why does everything have to turn into a poop thread?

don't worry about it he's not coming.
i guess i'll just throw the cocktail wienies out to the dogs.
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Fansy the Famous Bard
05-04-2010, 02:51 PM
Can I at least use my hands to clean it this time?

I hate the damned hazing here.

Gonzo
05-04-2010, 02:51 PM
I'll do it, but why does everything have to turn into a poop thread?

Shut yer yap and clean my streaky porcelain, bitch.

Gonzo
05-04-2010, 02:53 PM
Dammit,
And I even made deviled eggs and my best smoked salmon dip.

DAMMIT SR!
WHO"S GOING TO EAT THIS!?
WHO, I SAY!?!?!?

seclark
05-04-2010, 02:53 PM
Can I at least use my hands to clean it this time?

I hate the damned hazing here.

skip's gone...there's no hazing any more. well, just the part w/the goat.
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Gonzo
05-04-2010, 02:57 PM
****sigh****

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_1WobWuW08Eg/Spx8z7XcTyI/AAAAAAAAAWA/DuXIKZylhBM/s800/son_i_am_disappoint.jpg

CaliforniaChief
05-04-2010, 02:58 PM
It looks like not even Tim Tebow can make this happen.

Simply Red
05-04-2010, 03:03 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/35314es.gif

DJ's left nut
05-04-2010, 03:04 PM
It looks like not even Tim Tebow can make this happen.

Have you considered the more sinister possibility?

That Tim Tebow made this not happen?

He conjured CP from his breast in a moment of weakness, so it's foolish to believe he couldn't will Gaz to visit it.

As such, the only reasonable answer is that Tim Tebow has kept Gaz away from us for some reason.

Great, now I have to go kill a goat.

seclark
05-04-2010, 03:07 PM
Great, now I have to go kill a goat.

wait til the n00bs are finished w/their hazing, please.
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keg in kc
05-04-2010, 03:09 PM
If you guys behaved better Gaz would have never left. If we could all just be good I bet Gaz would come back in time for Christmas altogether.Ironically, I think I'm probably a lot better behaved now than I was when Gaz was a regular.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-04-2010, 03:09 PM
http://i47.tinypic.com/v8ludg.gif

Jenson71
05-04-2010, 03:11 PM
This thread reminds me of this scene:

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RJ
05-04-2010, 03:36 PM
don't worry about it he's not coming.
i guess i'll just throw the cocktail wienies out to the dogs.
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The dogs my ass! I love those little morsels of bite size goodness.

Ebolapox
05-04-2010, 03:43 PM
well, that's a letdown.

Simply Red
05-04-2010, 03:45 PM
well, that's a letdown.

I tried, thought once Phobia showed up, he'd bite, dammit, oh well, he still may show, the word is out to him. As you know, he loved Phil, FWIW

Ebolapox
05-04-2010, 03:48 PM
I tried, thought once Phobia showed up, he'd bite, dammit, oh well, he still may show, the word is out to him. As you know, he loved Phil, FWIW

that was before phil was born again. this phil, he doesn't even know anymore.

Gonzo
05-04-2010, 03:51 PM
that was before phil was born again. this phil, he doesn't even know anymore.

Yeah, this place has gone to shit since that Phobia guy left...

You know what it is? It's the fact that Simplex and Endelt don't come around here anymore. I'll bet if they showed up, Gaz would follow suit.
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Simply Red
05-04-2010, 04:24 PM
Gang, it doesn't look good.

Jenson71
05-04-2010, 04:26 PM
Maybe we could virtually kidnap him?

Simply Red
05-04-2010, 04:34 PM
Maybe we could virtually kidnap him?

eerie REALLY eerie, one day they're there.... then....

Bwana
05-04-2010, 05:35 PM
http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bullshit.jpg

Simply Red
05-04-2010, 08:09 PM
http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bullshit.jpg

don't care if you believe me or not, really.

BigRedChief
05-04-2010, 08:15 PM
Since when did Gaz become this "Mythical Creature"? :)

oh, and did u get MrBlonde to come back as well?I miss Mr. Blond. He was one cool cat.:clap:

Tribal Warfare
05-04-2010, 08:17 PM
I miss Mr. Blond. He was one cool cat.:clap:

who's in the clink

Over-Head
05-04-2010, 08:39 PM
Yes he could bring it couldn't he? Yet I don't recall the dude ever being uncivil.
I could debate that, but hell, i'm still waiting for him to prove "he'd be here long after I was a dry stain on a sheet", I'm still around, where is the flyen Hawiian these days?

milkman
05-04-2010, 09:13 PM
I haven't read through this thread, cause I don't give a rat's ass if Gaz shows up.

I'll bet I'm the only to express that sentiment.

Brock
05-04-2010, 09:14 PM
I haven't read through this thread, cause I don't give a rat's ass if Gaz shows up.

I'll bet I'm the only to express that sentiment.

Not the only one thinking it.

bowener
05-04-2010, 09:20 PM
I feel like I got my hopes up waiting all night for Halley's comet, but I went fucking blind waiting on it.

I am disapoint.

Duck Dog
05-04-2010, 10:13 PM
I haven't read through this thread, cause I don't give a rat's ass if Gaz shows up.

I'll bet I'm the only to express that sentiment.

You're not alone. I never understood the CP infatuation with him. Personally I hard time reading his girlish font.

Gaz
05-05-2010, 07:22 AM
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.

siberian khatru
05-05-2010, 07:23 AM
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bwana
05-05-2010, 07:26 AM
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxol~
Gaz
Living on kibble.

IT IS......ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
http://www.99andbarry.com/uploaded_images/cheney-706029.jpg

ChiTown
05-05-2010, 07:33 AM
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.

I wish I knew how to quit you! Damn you, Gaz!
:deevee:

crazycoffey
05-05-2010, 08:13 AM
Dammit,
And I even made deviled eggs and my best smoked salmon dip.

DAMMIT SR!
WHO"S GOING TO EAT THIS!?
WHO, I SAY!?!?!?


[/raises hand] pick me, pick me. Fat boy is hungry!

siberian khatru
05-05-2010, 08:23 AM
I wish I knew how to quit you! Damn you, Gaz!
:deevee:

If I could, I'd stick him in a syringe and inject him into my veins.

Simply Red
05-05-2010, 08:24 AM
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.



You sir, are a man of your word, I had the feeling you'd make us: 'wait for it'

Yes sir, back to hibernation now, good man, we're always tickled to see you come back for a quick 'pop-in'

:) thanks, good to see you!


oh and bwana Scaaaareww you! :P jk

Coogs
05-05-2010, 08:25 AM
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.

Good to hear you and Mrs. Gaz are doing well. :thumb:

Simply Red
05-05-2010, 08:27 AM
http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bullshit.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/v5j2g7.gif

milkman
05-05-2010, 08:27 AM
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.

Thing is, you bring a lot t the table as a poster.

Funny, clever, articulate, and far smarter than I could ever hope to be.

But, JFC, be a man.

RedNFeisty
05-05-2010, 08:30 AM
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.

xoxoxo

seclark
05-05-2010, 08:38 AM
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.

you're almost 24 hours late! supper's ruined and been thrown out. the kids have gone to bed, got up and are now at school. i had to cover for you to all the guests...is that LIPSTICK ON YOUR SHIRT???

sec
(good to hear from you, gaz)

Bwana
05-05-2010, 08:54 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/v5j2g7.gif


ROFL That really got under your skin didn't it. The G-Man was a day late, but I still hit you with the green rep stick.

Simply Red
05-05-2010, 08:58 AM
ROFL That really got under your skin didn't it. The G-Man was a day late, but I still hit you with the green rep stick.

Not @ all. :) WE will always be cool, Bwana. :)

CaliforniaChief
05-05-2010, 09:02 AM
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.

Can I have your casino cash?

Jilly
05-05-2010, 09:44 AM
xoxoxo

:eek: How does this not have a thread of it's own?

Jilly
05-05-2010, 10:01 AM
Ope, never mind...I found it....was kinda not wanting to click on a thread started by logical.

Welcome back, Red.

Titty Meat
05-05-2010, 10:02 AM
Thing is, you bring a lot t the table as a poster.

Funny, clever, articulate, and far smarter than I could ever hope to be.

But, JFC, be a man.

This.

Phobia
05-05-2010, 10:20 AM
But, JFC, be a man.

That's kinda what he's talking about, I think. I also think he is being a man by simply packing up and wandering away. He's voting with his legs and I respect that.

Bowser
05-05-2010, 10:36 AM
Gaz AND Red? Didn't realize I could log into 2005....

Simply Red
05-05-2010, 10:39 AM
Ope, never mind...I found it....was kinda not wanting to click on a thread started by logical.

Welcome back, Red.

Thanks

RedNFeisty
05-05-2010, 10:42 AM
Ope, never mind...I found it....was kinda not wanting to click on a thread started by logical.

Welcome back, Red.

Thank you much, Darlin!!

RedNFeisty
05-05-2010, 10:43 AM
Thanks

Didn't I tell you to move over already!?!?!? ;)

RedNFeisty
05-05-2010, 10:45 AM
Gaz AND Red? Didn't realize I could log into 2005....

We're just bringing sexy back, that's all! :D

RealSNR
05-05-2010, 10:51 AM
Simply Red's inside connection to Gaz > BRC's inside connection to the Chiefs

BigRedChief
05-05-2010, 11:00 AM
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.
Cool beans. I respect your choice. I also think we could use some civility here but, it is what it is. This board is not for all. You have to have a thick skin to hang here. You could poke your head in every now and then and say hay though.

BigRedChief
05-05-2010, 11:00 AM
Simply Red's inside connection to Gaz > BRC's inside connection to the ChiefsROFL Anyone who can get Mr. Blond to start posting here again...gets the name of the source.....................



















j/k