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LetsSignRussell
05-04-2010, 09:18 PM
gochiefs is a future hall of famer. he is a first ballot material. he has extreme superpowers greater than tim tebow. he has never made a false statement before. His 92,000 posts are simply greatness. Each one better than the last. May his next 92,000 be even better. His gifs and images are awesome. He makes the greatest threads to.

I want him to be the father of my children. I want him sperm. He is a manimal. He’s half man half beast. He’s the best poster on this site. If anyone thinks differently of him they should be negged into eternity. Gochiefs knows more than scott pioli and todd haley. He writes better articles then Jason whitlock.

He can go 30 days without food. He brings music to the deaf, reasoning to the mentally ill, and beauty to the blind. His posts are awesome never any faulty information. He can bench 500 pounds. He is dead sexy. He can **** any women he wants. Excellence for go chiefs is not an act for a habit. When he wakes up in the morning he goes straight to the toilet and pisses excellence. When he takes his shirt off his defined abs brings all the ladies to the yard. They are rock hard. It takes go chiefs 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes. There is never a dull moment in his life. I don’t see how anyone could not like the guy his rep has to be worth 100,000 a pop. He surely has never been negged.

Gochiefs will feed all the starving children in Africa. If only the chiefs signed go chiefs all our problems would be solved. He is a freak of nature. People bow down to his greatness. He is scared to leave the house as he can’t shake off all the attention and begs for autographs. He knows than silock about lifting. We should call the site go chiefs.com to honor his greatness. I hope you will join me in saying a few kind words about the guy. He is and will forever be the greatest poster to ever surf the web. Gochiefs is god. He is my religion.

He has extreme willpower and determination that translate into ever aspect of his life. His compassion, work ethic, and organization will allow him to continue to excel. He does not shoot for the stars, as he realizes there are footprints on the moon. He is my inspiration. I can only dream of becoming half the man he is someday. I will continue to follow in his steps and continue to soak in the greatness that lingers from all his posts. He invented chiefs planet. He can end the world with a snap of his fingers. He is more dangerous then Osama, more intense than ali, he can jump higher than Jordan, throw futher than brady, and lift more than Arnold.

I would like this to be his speech into the chiefs planet hall of fame. Take a moment, make a difference, and bow down to go chiefs!

niblet
05-04-2010, 09:19 PM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/mbrown84/babylick17.gif

Mr. Laz
05-04-2010, 09:20 PM
so goatboy has another mult? :spock:

BillSelfsTrophycase
05-04-2010, 09:20 PM
http://cdn.adamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/wall-of-text.jpg

Hammock Parties
05-04-2010, 09:20 PM
This young man has a bright future on this board.

bowener
05-04-2010, 09:21 PM
I take a picture of Clay and teabag it every night for good luck.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-04-2010, 09:22 PM
LMAO

Hammock Parties
05-04-2010, 09:23 PM
I take a picture of Clay and teabag it every night for good luck.

There must be some voodoo doll magic involved in your ritual because my face feels funny every night for awhile now.

bowener
05-04-2010, 09:29 PM
There must be some voodoo doll magic involved in your ritual because my face feels funny every night for awhile now.

Yeah, probably my tickly ball hairs gently caressing your upper lip region. It might also be some fart. Occasionally when I squat down like that over your picture on the floor I can't help but let a little ass-gas pass. Sorry!

Hammock Parties
05-04-2010, 09:30 PM
Yeah, probably my tickly ball hairs gently caressing your upper lip region. It might also be some fart. Occasionally when I squat down like that over your picture on the floor I can't help but let a little ass-gas pass. Sorry!

I never notice the odor because I'm usually trapped in my own dutch oven about that time.

SoCalBronco
05-04-2010, 09:33 PM
The waitress brought me the wrong breakast plate. GoChiefs unscrambled the eggs.

Thanks Clayton.

KcMizzou
05-04-2010, 09:34 PM
Gochiefs has a... minion? An indentured servant? Possibly even a sidekick?

Nothing good can come of this.

Hammock Parties
05-04-2010, 09:34 PM
That was pretty awesome, dude, although I don't understand the part about not shooting for the stars, because I realize there are footprints on the moon. Wait, of course I understand it, I'm GoChiefs! I understand everything.

bowener
05-04-2010, 09:36 PM
I never notice the odor because I'm usually trapped in my own dutch oven about that time.

Well, that makes me feel a tad bit better. Let me know if you ever feel something like peanut butter on your face, k?





Its shit by the way, that peanut buttery feeling...

Buck
05-04-2010, 10:17 PM
He's aight.
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DaFace
05-04-2010, 10:21 PM
Repost?

Gonzo
05-04-2010, 10:22 PM
He's got quite a future ahead of him in modeling, so I hear.

Hammock Parties
05-04-2010, 10:23 PM
He's got quite a future ahead of him in modeling, so I hear.

http://i41.tinypic.com/o9iyoi.gif

Gonzo
05-04-2010, 10:26 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/o9iyoi.gif

ROFL

Bravo. You are the king of Star Trek Gif's. :clap:

booger
05-04-2010, 10:57 PM
i heard he jacks off frogs

RedNFeisty
05-04-2010, 10:57 PM
GoChiefs is the bomb Baby!!!

talastan
05-04-2010, 11:05 PM
GoChiefs is the bomb Baby!!!

If by the bomb you mean he blows then yeah I agree :thumb: JK Claythan!:D

Over-Head
05-04-2010, 11:48 PM
gochiefs is a ...bla bla bla......, and bow down to go chiefs!
Your full of chit, and down a quart

mikey23545
05-05-2010, 12:48 AM
Sounds like GoShit is no longer a virgin...

Red Dawg
05-05-2010, 01:23 AM
This young man has a bright future on this board.


Anyone that wants to have a future on a message board needs some real deep therapy.

FAX
05-05-2010, 01:31 AM
Do frogs have penises?

FAX

Saccopoo
05-05-2010, 01:44 AM
Do frogs have penises?

FAX

Damn right they do, and they are huge in terms of proportionality.

FAX
05-05-2010, 01:48 AM
Damn right they do, and they are huge in terms of proportionality.

I'll be darned. I've never seen a frog penis in my whole life. And I thought they laid eggs.

This is why ChiefsPlanet is the best website in the whole, entire Earth. Better than the Jupiter and Moon websites, too. I guarantee you that Planeteers know more about frog penises than any other website people anywhere.

FAX

booger
05-05-2010, 02:08 AM
Do frogs have penises?

FAX

Damn right they do, and they are huge in terms of proportionality.

still googling frog and amphibian genataila. got this so far in my extensive research.

Jethopper
05-05-2010, 03:06 AM
LOL! that troll is keeping track of GoChiefs post count!

bevischief
05-05-2010, 05:24 AM
still googling frog and amphibian genataila. got this so far in my extensive research.

ROFL

LaChapelle
05-05-2010, 05:43 AM
Gochiefs has a friendly stalker
if at first you don't succeed..

InChiefsHeaven
05-05-2010, 05:51 AM
WHat the fuck brought this on??

King_Chief_Fan
05-05-2010, 05:59 AM
WHat the **** brought this on??

some gay guy with a man crush on gochiefs

BossChief
05-05-2010, 08:01 AM
Nobody can ever say he doesn't love the Chiefs. That's for sure.

Simply Red
05-05-2010, 08:10 AM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/mbrown84/babylick17.gif




http://i40.tinypic.com/v5j2g7.gif

boogblaster
05-05-2010, 09:03 AM
Man with crush on boy with no-humpy experince soon will be on boy's jack list ....

DaFace
05-05-2010, 09:14 AM
WHat the fuck brought this on??

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=227701

Phobia
05-05-2010, 10:05 AM
The dude is begging gochiefs for rep because he thinks gochiefs has the biggest rep stick. So basically what you're supposed to do is neg rep him every time this thread is bumped.

luv
05-05-2010, 10:11 AM
The dude is begging gochiefs for rep because he thinks gochiefs has the biggest rep stick. So basically what you're supposed to do is neg rep him every time this thread is bumped.

I have no problem with that. Let's see what kind of damage we can do!

LetsSignRussell
06-27-2010, 08:18 PM
bump

Hammock Parties
06-27-2010, 08:19 PM
I did tip my waitress like 5.32 tonight. That was about 20 percent, which was generous considering her broken english.

Ugly Duck
06-27-2010, 08:47 PM
Hey LetsSign... I'm still with you on the Russell-to-Chiefs thing! He been workin out - check it:

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