87 Year Old Woman Selling Crack

[HoneyBadger]

Woman, 87, Busted For Selling Crack

Month-long Florida undercover operation nets Pensacola pensioner

MAY 14--An 87-year-old Florida woman was arrested yesterday for allegedly selling crack cocaine to undercover cops. Ola Mae Agee, pictured in the mug shot below, was collared after a month-long investigation by the Escambia County Sheriff's Office targeted drug dealing in her Pensacola neighborhood. During the police operation, Agee sold $20 worth of crack to an undercover cop inside her Martin Luther King Drive home. The April 30 transaction was secretly videotaped by investigators, according to a sheriff's report, which listed Agee as a "retired janitor." Police executed a search warrant at Agee's home yesterday, and charged the senior citizen with selling cocaine. She was later released from jail on her own recognizance due to her age. Remarkably, Agee is not the oldest person arrested for peddling crack. In 2004, a 96-year-old North Carolina woman was arrested (along with some younger kin) for selling the drug from her Kings Mountain home.


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[Rain Man]

Ohhhh, crack cocaine. I was grossed out there for a second.

[pr_capone]

Ohhhh, crack cocaine. I was grossed out there for a second.

LMAO

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Gimme a twenny, Granny!

[kepp]

Hey, those bonnets don't buy themselves.

[Dayze]

on Martin Luther King Drive.

didn't Chappelle or Chris Rock say somethign about the worst crimes happen on MLK streets? lol

[alpha_omega]

I wonder how she handles the "muscle" and "protection" end of the business?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I wonder how she handles the "muscle" and "protection" end of the business?

She has her boyfriend run them over with his "Jazzy" until they comply.

[DMAC]

Now that peace is once again in the Matrix, the Oracle has resorted to this in order to make ends meet.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Now that peace is once again in the Matrix, the Oracle has resorted to this in order to make ends meet.

LMAO

[Gonzo]

Wonder if she handed out fresh baked cookies with each sale?
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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Wonder if she handed out fresh baked cookies with each sale?
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Cookies need crack too.

[kepp]

Now that peace is once again in the Matrix, the Oracle has resorted to this in order to make ends meet.

LMAO "There...now everything is right as rain."

[Lumpy]

If your grammy has a spoon collection and all of the spoons are burnt to shit, she might be a drug dealer.

[Pants]

If your grammy has a spoon collection and all of the spoons are burnt to shit, she might be a drug dealer.

You can freebase crack from a spoon? I usually use tin foil, but I will have to try your method too. Sounds like a weekend project. :)

[HoneyBadger]

Her grandchildren must be proud.

[Lumpy]

You can freebase crack from a spoon? I usually use tin foil, but I will have to try your method too. Sounds like a weekend project. :)

:doh!:

Read my post one more time...

If your grammy has a spoon collection and all of the spoons are burnt to shit, she might be a drug dealer.

I didn't state that Grammy only sells one particular drug. But hey, more power to you if you want to try something new. LMAO

Oh and thanks for ruining the joke. Geez. :rolleyes:

[Pants]

:doh!:

Read my post one more time...

If your grammy has a spoon collection and all of the spoons are burnt to shit, she might be a drug dealer.

I didn't state that Grammy only sells one particular drug. But hey, more power to you if you want to try something new. LMAO

Oh and thanks for ruining the joke. Geez. :rolleyes:

I wasn't ruining your joke, I was augmenting it. Don't be so sensitive. Pretty sure you can use any surface you can heat up without it melting to freebase whatever you want. Jeez.

[Simply Red]

This reminds me of when i was a child, Grandma Lee would take Jennifer and I to Taco-Town in Carthage, Mo. to see 'the man' - she said.

[LaChapelle]

Still rockin out
with her glock out

[Frazod]

I wasn't ruining your joke, I was augmenting it. Don't be so sensitive. Pretty sure you can use any surface you can heat up without it melting to freebase whatever you want. Jeez.

Crack is freebase for people too lazy to cook it themselves.

[HoneyBadger]

This reminds me of when i was a child, Grandma Lee would take Jennifer and I to Taco-Town in Carthage, Mo. to see 'the man' - she said.

This could mean a couple things....

[Lumpy]

I wasn't ruining your joke, I was augmenting it. Don't be so sensitive. Pretty sure you can use any surface you can heat up without it melting to freebase whatever you want. Jeez.

ROFL Okie dokie then.

[Mr. Laz]

Don't do the crime if you can't do the ..... oops ...

[warpaint*]

She looks mean.

[morphius]

So they finally caught Heisenberg?

[LetsSignRussell]

.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

So they finally caught Heisenberg?



LMAO / Thread 2-11VENTY!!!!!111111

[HoneyBadger]

She probably wouldn't be the type of old lady I would help cross the street.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

She probably wouldn't be the type of old lady I would help cross the street.

I would if I were partying...

[Baby Lee]

on Martin Luther King Drive.

didn't Chappelle or Chris Rock say somethign about the worst crimes happen on MLK streets? lol

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[Mr. Flopnuts]

on Martin Luther King Drive.

didn't Chappelle or Chris Rock say somethign about the worst crimes happen on MLK streets? lol

It's true in Seattle.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

This reminds me of when i was a child, Grandma Lee would take Jennifer and I to Taco-Town in Carthage, Mo. to see 'the man' - she said.

I love Grandma Lee.

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