Can you help a brother out?

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

They both grow on trees. They both make pretty good juice.

One of them won't grow in the backyard in Illinois.

Ummm....

[Sofa King]

Apples will grow anywhere.... if you are having problems with them.....

[Rain Man]

I think I can help.

The one on the left is an apple. The one on the right is an orange.

[Sofa King]

I think I can help.

The one on the left is an apple. The one on the right is an orange.

If the one on the right is Orange, and called an Orange... then why isn't the one on the left called a Red?

[blaise]

You're comparing apples and oranges.

[Sofa King]

You're comparing apples and oranges.

jeez... way to just go after it like a barbarian....

[Rain Man]

If the one on the right is Orange, and called an Orange... then why isn't the one on the left called a Red?


My guess would be some joint marketing deal with Apple.

[Sofa King]

My guess would be some joint marketing deal with Apple.

ah yes, it's always about your image.... Perhaps calling Apples "Reds" would have been too insensitive to a particular race......

As far as i can tell, there are no "Apples or Oranges" races out there... well, except for Gwenyth Paltrow's kid.... but that's not really a race.. just a stupid ass name for a kid...

[The Franchise]

Here is a tip for you.

Grocery stores sell both of them. Fuck growing....go buy.